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Thank you.

This don't get no better than this, does it, Luke?

You said it, Chester.

I can't remember when the drainage smells sweeter.

There ain't nothing like fishing to take a man's mind off the trials and the

tribulations and the hustles and the bustles of the workaday world.

Yeah, you said it, Chester.

You can just sell so many donuts and fritters and then you've got to give the

mind a rest.

You said it, Chester.

Fishing has a way of making a man relax.

I'll drink to that. Get me another beer.

Here, fishy, fishy, fishy.

Looks like them carp is running tonight.

Okay, it's good for a fella to get outdoors.

Too many people take Mother Nature for granted.

I'll drink.

Y'all been with us boys last weekend.

We was out here pumping that butane in them little rabbit holes.

The boy is ready to pack it in. Now you be good and don't go out of the yard.

Promise? Look out for the boogeyman.

Good night.

Night.

Dad said not to go out of the yard.

Yeah, I know.

Thank you.

What's wrong?

There's a space monster in the basement.

Space monster?

Right.

Honey, I don't mean to criticize, but I think you've been giving these boys too

much sugar.

Maybe you better take a look.

This is it. Glad you could make it. What seems to be the problem? We don't know,

really. Just some cockroaches in the basement.

No big deal.

Come on in. No problem.

I hope you know this is immoral.

Honey, the man is a trained professional.

I think you have something to tell this gentleman before someone gets hurt.

Right.

Watch those steps down there. It's pretty dark.

Oh, sure. Space monster, it'll rip your face off! Timothy!

There's some kind of animal down there, and my husband's going with you. Aren't

you, dear?

Sure, I'd just get in the man's way.

any bugs down here. They really give me the creeps.

How long you been doing this?

11 years.

See anything?

No.

How, uh, how big is it exactly?

I don't know, really.

Well, I mean, uh, uh, bigger than a bread box?

Uh, well, probably.

Really?

How much bigger than a bread box? I don't know.

Looks okay to me.

What? Oh, there's nothing down here.

Are you sure?

Whatever was in here before is gone now.

Did you look behind the washing machine?

Not there.

What about the bar stool?

I think he's got everything under control.

Your economics final is the day after tomorrow.

My assistants will hand out study guides, which I suggest you look over

carefully if you intend to pass this test.

I would like to conclude the semester with just a few words of advice.

I know this class is composed mostly of seniors, and most of you who pass the

test will be looking forward with great trepidation toward careers in the

business world.

You are now asking yourselves, did I choose the right major?

Did I pick the right career choice?

As you embark upon your careers, remember one thing.

Business is not just making money. Business is the key to this nation's

future. Business is the last real outlet for man's resourcefulness.

Business is the sole hope for mankind's evolutionary perseverance.

Business is garbage.

Business is the most horrible, awful, boring waste of time I've ever come

across in my life.

If you take that executive position, I think you could be making the biggest

mistake of your young life.

Business does have its drawbacks. Max, don't make the same mistakes I did.

Try to remember that the only thing that separates man from the lower animals is

his ability to take stupid and pointless risks, because he sees more to life than

the options readily offered him.

It's his ability to get up and say, let's go for it.

You've got to learn to take risks if you want to get ahead in life.

Like King Lear.

So I should be more like King Lear?

Of course not. King Lear was a drunken madman.

You're right. Bad example.

But you know what I meant.

. . . . .

.

We are close. Very close.

What kind of outfit do you call that?

Your disguise does not fool me, Captain Starfighter. You are the one who shot

down my ship.

We have come to seek revenge and take what is rightfully ours.

We have journeyed far to your planet and will not leave until you have returned

the stolen radio transmissions and your brave Princess Serena is dead.

Why are you dressed like that anyway?

Is that you in there, Lester? You will tell me where you have hidden the secret

transmissions or you shall die.

You must be in the wrong place.

I know exactly where I am and I know exactly who you are.

For the last time, where are the plans?

Huh? The plans. Where are the plans?

The planes are right here.

And the chocolate-covered ones are right over here. No, no, no. The plans. I want

the plans from the secret transmissions.

Hey, Mom, have we got any plans back there?

No. How about a fritter?

How about a fritter? What?

How about a fritter?

Seize the fritters!

Well, if you like them fritters, we've got some good jelly donuts back there,

and they're just $1.59 a dozen.

All right, that may be a little high.

Now tell me whether Rebel Fleet has hidden the secret transmissions, or you

shall die.

Oh, okay.

They're just right down the street here.

Hey there, can I help?

Ooh-wee, where'd you get that outfit?

We have come for the secret transmissions. There is no use in

denying it. We know they are here.

Damn right.

We got transmissions every one to make. And what kind of car you got?

Where is the princess?

Who? Princess Serena, the leader of your rebel forces. We have come to take her

away.

Oh. Oh, I got you.

Karen, Karen, get out here.

Some Martians here want to talk to you.

I think the big one there is Lester.

Well, I'm going to lunch.

It's nice to meet you. And the coat machine's right over there.

So, Princess Serena, at last we meet.

It has been far, far too long.

Beg your pardon?

Do not be coy.

You have eluded me for the last time.

Yeah. Well, clever me.

Do we know each other? Do not insult my intelligence, dear one.

Tell me where you have hidden the transmissions that you intercepted from

Galactic Sector One, or you shall die.

Well, we repair transmissions, if that's what you mean. But you've got to speak

to Roy about that. I'm just the cashier.

Excuse me.

Very well. If you wish to play a game, so be it. We shall see how well you hold

up under the game of torture.

Get her!

Okay.

Yes, sir.

I'll do that.

Hey, there. Now there's a five cent deposit on that model.

Roy!

You will give me the plans to your rebel starbase, or you shall die.

Look, I don't even know what you're talking about.

But I think you should know.

The local chamber of commerce takes a very dim view of guys putting trash cans

on their head and issuing death threats.

And just who do you think is going to save you, little one?

Oh, excuse me. I was just, uh... Well,

well, well.

Look who we have here.

I suppose you just happened to be in the neighborhood, eh?

You know, if I'm disturbing anything, I can come back later.

So you've come to rescue the princess, have you?

Me? Oh, no, not really.

Is this the best your planet has to offer?

You obviously underestimate my power.

Get him!

I am so tired of these mercenaries interfering with me.

I have waited a long time for my vengeance.

Now, my dear friend, perhaps this will aid your memory.

What are you doing back there?

Oh, princess, why don't you just give the big guy here what he wants and we'll

just forget the whole thing. What do you say, huh?

No transmissions, eh?

So, you have hidden the plans in the droid. I must say that is highly

unoriginal. Kill him, take the princess, and the...

Shoot you might damage the droid!

Can't you go any faster?

I think there's something wrong with your car. It's not my car.

What? It's not my car.

Well, whose car is it?

Beats me.

We just stole an automobile?

Well, technically.

Stop kicking my seat!

What a creep.

You hurt my wrist, you know.

Why didn't you punch him or something?

Me? Oh, I would have. I was too busy being electrocuted.

Let's get out.

Ow!

After

them!

Wait. Damn.

Wait.

You're on my leg.

You're on my leg.

Well,

then he lifted me up by my neck, right there in my own bakery. Called me

Captain Starbuster or somebody.

Yeah, we covered that. Now get back to the swamp.

Well, then this big blind saucer thing just come out of nowhere just like on

the TV.

And it pointed this bright light at me and Chester and started making these

strange noises going... Did you

get a look at them?

Oh, yeah, Chief.

They looked like big bug-eyed monster martians. Real terrible running noses,

just real ugly.

Ain't that right?

Yeah, sure, real ugly.

How about it, Willie? You telling the truth?

Yeah, sure.

You never know for sure unless you've witnessed one yourself.

How many did you see, boys?

Well, about two... Thirty-three.

Oh, two or thirty-three. Somewhere in there.

Well, they kept yelling swear words about Earth and America and country

music and stuff.

Country music?

That doesn't surprise me in the least.

Who are you?

Me?

I'm William Hopper.

I'm the director of the Bureau for Research of Astral Phenomena.

Then this big hairy spider monster thing, he come out carrying this great

old big space bomb, and he blowed up my damn truck.

Wait a minute.

Your truck's outside. I saw it.

We had it fixed.

Are you sure you know how to operate this thing?

Of course.

And then the big bug-eyed one came in and said to me, he said, if you don't

take us to the president, we're going to drink all your beer.

And they did.

Yeah, drunk it all.

Excuse me, gentlemen, but did they try to brainwash either of you?

As a matter of fact, they did.

Well, they kept telling me that I was Johnny Cash.

And if I didn't do what they said, well, they was gonna feed me to the hogs.

Let's get back to that part about when they forced you on to the alien women.

Well, a man's gotta do what he's gotta do.

I think they picked me for my, you know, manly qualities because they wanted to

carry on their alien race.

What's your problem?

I think you know what my problem is, Mr. Innocent Law Enforcement Official.

Let's just say that you better get some reinforcement in here, and you better

get it in here quick, or else you're gonna lose this whole town. No, scratch

that. You're gonna lose North America. These guys can wipe out whole planets

before they eat breakfast.

What are you talking about? I'm talking about the aliens, the aliens that blew

up this guy's truck.

Aliens? His truck's out in the parking lot.

Oh, right, and he couldn't have had it fixed?

Get this guy out of here. Okay, fine, go ahead. Do what you have to do. But I

know that something's going on here.

And until you admit that something's going on, a lot of innocent people's

lives are going to be in a lot of danger very, very soon.

Maybe we should just try to reason with this guy.

Give me that.

You wish I would tell you he's in a better mood.

Who

is

responsible for this?

I'm afraid it was dirty enough.

We'll do it just like the cowboys used to.

We jump in the water and walk up and scream. They won't be able to see our

footprints.

This is great. Really great.

They always knew I'd die a wrong death.

I'm going to be eaten by trout.

You know, I really think you're making a mistake keeping all that hostility

bottled up inside like that. You gotta learn to express your true feelings.

I'm sorry.

I apologize.

It's not as if I have any... I

didn't see a thing.

Any of your friends see anything at all?

No, I didn't.

Yeah, I, uh, I don't blame you for not believing me, Chief.

It's not as though massive amounts of evidence is just lying around or

anything. Well, they're small, but they're powerful.

Well, I've seen a real angler pick up an entire pig and throw it.

Chief Norman, this cow has been mutilated beyond recognition. I

seriously doubt that prairie dogs had anything to do with it.

I'm serious.

They pick them up right over the little heads and throw them clean across the

field. Big pigs, 85 pounds. Incredible.

Do you ever read the National Enquirer, Chief?

Like, cattle mutilations are legendary with UFOs. Look, this animal has a hole

in it, three inches in circumference. It starts at the left side of the shoulder

and it goes straight through the stomach. It's as if some incredibly hot

rod had pierced its body at hundreds of miles an hour.

Like, I couldn't reproduce that in the lab.

You mean to tell me that squirrels did all of this?

No, sir, not squirrels.

Aliens.

Aliens from another world.

Well, I bet it's just a harmless college prank.

Now, by aliens, you mean gophers, chipmunks, and something of that sort?

No. They're big, clumsy animals.

Maybe she just tripped and fell in the dark.

Phew. For a second there, I thought you were going to come out with a really

lame excuse.

Engines more like it.

We fought them here in 92.

And we'll fight them again now.

Look.

Sooner or later, you're gonna have to help me.

Sooner or later, you're gonna have to admit that something is going on here.

You'll see.

That's right.

Find them and nuke their butts off.

My life is ruined. I should be home studying.

Watch your up. We lost him, didn't we? I don't want to talk about it.

Boy, it looks like somebody lost their cleaning deposit.

It's locked. Well, break in.

Can't just break in. This is private property.

Look what I found. Oh, no thanks. I don't drink.

Boy, you're just a fireball of masculinity, aren't you?

I'm sorry, feel free, but I just can't handle it.

Last glass of wine I had, you know, the next thing I know, I woke up and these

guys are chasing me through a cornfield in a crop duster.

This is a complicated world.

We cannot always understand the larger mechanizations that rule earthly events.

And I am not a man who is easily prone to anger.

But when I think of this cow struck down in the prime of its life, I cannot help

but feel anger.

Can a living being really be extinguished involuntarily?

There are many who believe that this sort of death emerges out of a sense

of... hopelessness as death stalked her from the rolling hills of

her own pasture where did daisy lose her hope i did

not know this cow personally but when i see her here

at the peak of her productivity lying still within the

oaken recesses of this coffin

I have to ask myself the question.

Why?

Why?

Why was this bovine taken from us?

Okay, okay.

Okay.

No, I was a sensitive kid. I can't remember what I was upset about, you

know? Just the thought of children starving in Africa.

No prize in my book. I can't remember.

But I just decided at six years old that I was...

And we're back, and the number tonight is 851-8540. In case you've just tuned

in, our regularly scheduled hunting show has been preempted by an important

interview. with William Hopper. He's one of the country's leading authorities of

UFO phenomena.

Now, tonight we've been discussing the possible connection between the spates

of recent UFO sightings in the area and today's tragic murder of one of Lem

Murdock's dairy cows.

That's right, and also we'd like to announce that if any of you have seen

anything unusual in the area, anything at all, even if you think it's

insignificant, give us a call here at the radio station tonight or tomorrow

stop by the police station and file a report.

That is, if you have nothing to hide.

Hello, you're on the air. Good evening.

Yes, I was just wondering what your views are on gun control.

Well, I'm for it, but I'm afraid that we're going to have to limit the calls

tonight to this evening's topic, which, of course, is UFOs. Thank you very much.

Hello, you're on the air. Hello. I really enjoyed the program on rabbit

hunting last night. Listen, I was wondering if you heard anything about

deer season opening a week earlier this year. Do you have a question or any

information concerning the invasion, sir?

Oh, I'm sorry. Go on. Go on. Thank you.

Once again, I remind you that tonight the only topic that we're talking about

is UFOs and their sighting in the area. Now, if you have a comment about UFOs,

call me. The number, 851-8540. I think we have a call on that subject. Good

evening. Hello.

Well, if, like, the UFOs landed and stuff, well... Would we have to be

friendly to them, you know, or could we just kill them for fun, you know, like

with a high-powered, bold-action Remington .222, or maybe even a semi

-automatic wind... Good evening, you're on the air. Do you know when the

National Rifle Association... No, I don't. Goodbye.

Okay, that is it. I am getting mad. This is really, this is your last chance. I

am not kidding. I do not want to hear any fish stories. I don't want to hear

about deer or any animals or hunting like that. We are talking about UFOs.

You got a call? Hello.

A comet? Yeah, a duck sees them.

I can't believe this. Okay, that is it.

This is your last and final chance. I mean it. I'm reminding you, the topic

tonight, life on other planets, UFOs. No hunting, no fishing. Good evening,

hello. Yes, I have a question about these spacemen.

Well, go ahead, then. If, hypothetically speaking, creatures from other planets

were living in Lake Lure, what's the chance of them spotting any freshwater

trout or maybe catfish or... Wow, that's unbelievable.

Max, look. Look at that spaceship.

Isn't that something?

It's huge.

I mean, just look at the size of that thing.

My gosh, your gas mileage must be terrible.

Hey,

watch it with that thing.

Anything yet?

I want those plans

It is now only a matter of time. Oh, you are strong-willed and brave, but I

remind you that even those with nerves of steel will crumble in agony when

submitted to hideous torture.

I think he's gonna sing.

This is your final chance, my dear princess.

You will tell me how to retrieve the transmission data tapes from the droid,

or you will die.

Look, I'm telling you the truth. We really don't know what you're talking

about.

He's obviously lying.

I'd torture him if I were you. I have every intention of doing so.

As for you, do you have any last words?

Yeah.

Could I use your bathroom?

I drank an awful lot back there.

You will remain where you are.

Okay, now you're treading on pretty thin ground, mister.

Now that I have the droid in my possession, I shall personally reduce

this miserable colony of vapor.

Does your mother know what you do for a living?

Connect the mind drain to him.

Terminate the princess.

What is it?

Because on the yeah, dude He passed Nonsense. I set these coordinates

myself. This is plaster on and we are here. I have the princess inside I'm

calling

me a liar

Does anyone else wish to question my navigational abilities?

Yeah. Yeah.

They've drained your brain and given you a hideous haircut.

Karen.

Take this.

Here's the plan. I'm pretty sure these things power the ship, okay?

So if we were to just borrow these babies and maybe strand our little alien

friends for a few days, I don't think anyone's going to make a federal case

out of it. Got it?

Karen.

Come on. I know where we can get tons of these chairs.

This guy bought way too many.

Had to slash prices ridiculously low.

Let's go.

Oh my gosh. I don't know whether we should have brought the cats or not.

Mama, this got on my side.

Hey!

Hey, stop!

Over there!

This is not my idea of a fun weekend.

Name? Lugo.

Randall Lugo.

And your occupation, Mr. Lugo?

I am a scientist, just like you.

And your address?

A planet not yet known to you.

Why are you wearing that wetsuit? You refer to my epidermal covering?

Yes, your epidermal covering.

To protect myself from your sun's rays.

I have some demands.

Are those your real eyes?

Of course.

I have some demands. If you earthlings refuse to meet these demands... Why are

they so big?

My eyes?

Why are they so large?

Right, your eyes.

Oh, well... Is it to protect them from that bright sunlight on your planet?

Yeah, sure. Of course. That's right. The sun is so big on your planet, to

accommodate all that light, you had to grow your eyes really big, right?

I was just getting ready to say that, right? Wrong, Mr. Lugo.

I'm sorry, but if you have all that bright sunlight, your eyes would get

smaller, not bigger.

That's right.

Next.

Well, that's quite a story, Mrs. Tundleston. Oh, yes.

It was terrifying.

Let me get this straight. You say these aliens, they were small, brown, and

very, very quiet?

That's right.

Yes. Mrs. Tunnelston, I don't know exactly how to tell you this, but I

think they were actually some of your dog's duty piles.

Oh.

I guess that would explain how I was able to outwit them so easily.

Yes, I would account for it.

I guess they won't pose much of a threat to world security then.

No, hardly any at all.

They sucked the bone marrow out of Eddie.

Yep, sure did.

And then the UFO went like this.

And then it went like this.

And then it went like this.

May I help you?

Sir?

May I help you?

Just browsing.

Don't just stand there. Flush them out.

I will be outside to finish them when they try to escape.

What do you want?

I'll cover you with food.

Okay.

Wait a minute.

Do you hear something?

This is embarrassing.

Look, lady, you're talking to the manager.

Settle down.

Quiet, please, quiet.

During the exam, there will be no...

There

will be no talking during the, uh, uh, uh, thing.

Whatever. Let's begin.

You have exactly 24 hours to deliver the plans to me or else what?

What are you going to do? Blow up the entire town?

Well, I don't know.

I guess.

Hey, why not just annihilate every living organism within the city limits?

Okay, sure.

Why not, Ken? Thanks for helping me.

Thanks for helping me, Max.

Well, Max, as I think King Lear once said, let's go for it. Oh,

that was close.

Don't worry about me.

Go ahead and rescue the girl.

Rescuer? Ed,

you've lost a lot of blood. Let's let the authorities handle this.

I got shot for nothing.

You haven't learned a thing.

You're such a coward.

You deserve a career in business administration.

Ed, Ed, take it easy.

Don't you understand?

You've finally found something worth caring about.

And you're going to let it slip through your fingers.

Max, sort out something important to you and risk everything for it.

Excuse me.

It's worse than I thought.

If what we see is only a fraction of their performance, I shouldn't think

what they'll be like when they reach full power.

It'll be a tough flight, but we'll prevail.

As long as I'm in charge.

We've got to get to them before they reach full operational capability.

If we don't, we're whipped already.

They're quiet now.

Fortunately, I had my boys make a...

Study their tactical liabilities.

And I think I know what they're going to do next.

I've been a military man all my life.

I almost think like the enemy.

Can't anticipate their next moves.

No, I don't think we'll have to worry about another attack until sometime

around midnight.

Give or take seven or eight hours.

Are they telling me that you're going to try and blow up the ship?

That's right.

Colonel, I don't think I have to remind you that there's an innocent girl aboard

that craft.

If you destroy that thing out there, you're taking her with it.

And I don't think I need to remind you that we got the future of an entire

planet at stake here.

We can't risk the future of humanity for one single individual.

I'd like to help you out, but there just isn't time.

Of course, one has to budget one's time.

I mean, where else, except in this great land of ours, can you... Fight for what

you believe in.

To face the enemy at tremendous odds.

To save one single precious human life.

The life of a fellow American in distress.

No matter how physically attractive she may be.

I believe I'm ready to take over now, Colonel Lacks. Oh, Mr. Hopper, of

course, sir.

No. No, you've gone to the well just once too often. There's just nothing

left.

You sure all this is really necessary?

Hey, I'm talking to you. Hey!

It's up to me. I nuked their butts off.

I'm sorry, Father. I just can't let you go out there.

But you don't understand.

What you're planning is morally wrong.

We're all citizens of this universe.

For all we know, these beings have come in peace to share their infinite

knowledge with us.

I don't ask to annihilate that which we don't understand.

We've got to attempt to communicate with them.

I'm sorry. I wasn't listening.

I'm going out there.

But it's... it's too dangerous.

We'll be killed.

It's better to die in the name of peace than live at war with our brothers.

Hey! Hey!

Please, wait!

Please, it's too dangerous.

Let me go.

Worry not, son.

You must always remember that the hand of friendship is more powerful than the

swords. Of a hundred men.

Very well.

Good luck.

Oh, thanks.

Perhaps maybe we should just go together.

No, no, I've got many other important things to do. Go, go rescue the girl at

all costs. And remember, it's better to die in the name of peace than live at

war with your brothers.

Of course, there are exceptions to every rule.

Farewell.

I will greet thy brother.

Yea, though that I walk through the... I will fear no...

And then the

locusts. Yea, though the table is bare, fear not the locusts which plague thine

harvest, for it is the meek who shall inherit thee.

Or something to that effect.

Everyone knows that it's a wise man who avoids confrontation.

The locusts are dangerous, haven't they?

Yeah, we don't have to worry about him.

He'll be fine.

Say, Father, do we have any more of those green-billed... What were those?

Were they ladyfingers?

Ding-dongs? They were awfully good.

Shhh!

Testing, one, two, three. Testing, one, two, three.

This damn thing doesn't work.

Those slimy bug-eyed beggars can't hear a word I'm saying.

Hello? What the hell is wrong with this thing? No!

All right, okay.

Hello, this is William Lauper. I'm the director of the Bureau for Research on

Astral Phenomena. Now, I'm willing to call a temporary ceasefire to talk

things over.

Perhaps we could strike a deal.

What do you say?

Okay, that's close enough.

Okay, freeze or we shoot.

Well, we might shoot anyway, so you better freeze,

that's for sure.

government.

This is it.

I bet this is the death ray they're gonna destroy the town with.

Quick, we gotta try and wreck it.

Bye.

How's that arm?

Look, uh, I am exhausted.

And these poor guys, these poor guys in the bunker, they have been shooting for

hours. And, well, we were just wondering, uh, if it's all right with

you, that is, if, uh, if it would be okay if we surrendered.

That is, if it's all right with you.

No prisoners.

Prepare to die.

Excuse me.

What?

We'll fix it.

Get him, boys!

Go crazy!

Thank you.

I'm so damn proud of you guys!

Get out of my way! This is beautiful!

We're, uh... We're willing to reconsider.

Oh, we're, uh, willing to reconsider, are we?

Well, I guess we're not so tough without our little death ray, huh? Is that what

it is, big guy?

Mr. Tough Guy, huh? Hey, what's this? What's this, huh?

Hey, hey, what kind of a

low-budget planet are you from anyway, huh? Huh?

Eh, cream puff, huh?

What was that all about?

Oh, nothing really.

Ah, good.

Death rays fixed.

under control now. Good luck.

Godspeed. How about a hug?

Ah, feels good, doesn't it?

Get me the hell out of here.

Cowards! I have what I want! Prepare for liftoff! We shall blow this miserable

colony from the face of the planet!

Which one is it?

E-Block!

Hide E-Block first! E-Block!

E-Block will chip it!

Escape!

Abort takeoff!

Stop this ship at once or I shall see the lot of you dead.

I heard that.

Stop this ship!

It's over.

Basically.

It's about time for bed.

Okay, hold it right there!

Throw up your head or I'll blow your hands off!

Honey,

we got any of that meatloaf left?

Unlike you, I have no need of technology to vanquish my enemies.

You were correct in your previous assumption about me, evil one. I am

Captain Starfighter, master of the universe.

And now, you have met your match.

It is hardly a fair match when you have a weapon and I am unarmed.

As you like it. You are a fair man.

Give me your word that you are unarmed.

On my honor, I am unarmed.

Good. Prepare to die.

I didn't say anything about a supercharged electromagnet.

Ha ha ha!

Thank you.

We're, uh, we're willing to reconsider.

Oh, we're, uh, willing to reconsider, are we?

Well, I guess we're not so tough without our little death ray, huh? Is that what

it is, big guy?

Mr. Tough Guy, huh? Hey, what's this? What's this?

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Hey,

hey, what kind of a low-budget planet are you from anyway, huh? Huh?

Cream puff.

Here we go.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

Thanks oh so much.

Oh my.

What was that all about?

Oh, nothing really.

Ah, good.

Death rays fixed.