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(Prepísané pomocou TurboScribe. Inovovať na Neobmedzený pre odstránenie tejto správy.) It's not normal, David.

He's 19 years old.

He should know this just by now.

He knows where babies come from.

He's never been with a girl.

Would you really want him going to college

a clueless virgin?

You do realize, though, that I'm his step

-mom.

So?

He's only known you a year.

Come on, I mean, give him a few

pointers.

Fine.

Can I sit down?

Okay, listen.

So, your dad and I, you know, think

of the world of you, so don't get

me wrong or anything, but, you know, you're

19 and you're heading off to college, and,

well, your dad's a little worried.

Um, how do I say this?

He doesn't want you going off to college

without knowing some things.

Um, basically, he doesn't want you going to

college a virgin.

I know, I know.

I'm not saying that you, you know, don't

know what you're doing or anything, but I

just think that, um, in order to, listen,

I love my family very much, you know,

I want to be the best step-mom

possible, so I told him that I would

help you, alright?

So, but before we do, I need to

ask you some questions, alright?

Now, I want you to be super honest

with me.

This is only going to be between us,

and then I'll be shy.

Um, how would you go about treating a

girl?

So, let's say you saw a girl, like,

at the student center or something, and maybe,

maybe she looked like me.

You like blondes, right?

Okay, just in case.

Um, what would you do?

How would you react to seeing a girl

like me, let's say?

Oh my God, Justin!

No!

You can't pull your dick out like that!

You're not a troll on the internet!

I mean, you can't do that!

No!

Okay, let's try this again.

What would you do, as a gentleman, if

you were to, like, see a girl?

Aww, you're so cute.

Okay, I knew you had it in you.

Okay, good, okay, we can work with this.

Now, wait, why is, what

is this?

Oh, okay, you jerk off.

Okay, oh my God.

Okay, this is really good.

Okay, we're, that's half the battle.

You can get your dick hard, and you

know how good it feels to just have

your hand wrapped around.

Okay, that's good, I can work with this.

But there's more than just your hand, right?

This is where I come in.

Okay, so, here, let me, let me take

your hand.

Okay, you see, you feel my hand?

Really nice and soft, right?

So, I'm gonna start a little bit, and

we're gonna work our way up, alright?

So, I'm just gonna grab your dick like

this.

Ooh, this is, you've been hiding this, haven't

you?

Okay, sorry, focus.

Okay, back in my day, I used to

be pretty naughty in school.

Shh, don't tell your dad.

He doesn't know that a lot of the

ways that I even graduated was because I

gave really good hand jobs and blowjobs.

You do know what a blowjob is, right?

Fuck.

Okay, so you really do just use your

hand.

Shit.

Okay, we're gonna take this slow, alright?

Listen, sometimes you can get a little bit

too excited, and that's one of the things

we don't want either.

We want you to be on, like, a

nice, good stud in college, alright, where you

can just hold your own.

So, promise me, if at any point you

feel like you wanna just fucking explode, hold

it, okay?

Alright.

Now, I'll show you how I got my

A's in college.

I took my blowjobs very seriously.

And a girl that you come across better

treat your dick like the king it is,

got me?

I used to do this to your dad

all the time.

I'm cool.

And a girl should never forget your balls

either.

Feel good?

Feel good?

And if you want your dick sucked for

two hours, that bitch better do it.

If not, you find someone else.

So good.

Okay.

So there's a couple of different blowjobs, okay?

This one probably feels good too.

And then there's a thing called deep throat,

okay?

It's not aggressive or anything, most girls can't

do it, most girls don't.

But, as your stepmom, I think it's a

little treat.

Especially when there's a dick so good like

this in front of me, there's no way

I can't.

So good, it just goes through the back

of your throat and you just can't breathe.

Hey, is everything okay here?

Yes, honey.

Everything's great.

Just haven't even started yet.

Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry.

No.

Is he gone?

I'm not turning.

He always interrupts.

Now.

Okay.

I'm gonna get a little bit more comfortable.

Alright, is that okay?

Alright.

You've seen a Nika chick, right?

Like in person, maybe?

Do you watch porn?

Okay.

Of course you do.

It's all on the floor.

Well, in that case, and I'm sure you've

seen this.

Just tits wrapping around.

You can grab them.

Go ahead.

There you go.

Now squeeze them a little tight.

And this is a really good stepping stone

to what a pussy might feel like.

But not yet.

Just a sensation of just how tight and

how soft.

And now so what?

There.

There, just like that.

Now, most girls on your campus might not

have tits like mine, okay?

But that's fine.

All tits are good tits.

Now squeeze.

Just like that.

Mmm.

Now all of this, even the dick sucking,

is just foreplay, honey.

The dick sucking.

My tits all on you.

And me just showing myself off a little

bit.

Because now we're going to have to take

this up a notch.

Can you handle some more?

Okay.

Because I'm going to tell you something.

While this has been happening, something down here

has been happening too.

And this is what's going to happen to

most girls.

Some might need a little bit more.

But girls like me will be ready.

Because I'm already so fucking wet for you.

Pussy right here.

She's already screaming for your dick to go

inside.

So, excuse me while I take care of

my pussy, okay?

Now, kind of tell me, is it still

okay?

Okay.

You're not going to get scared?

All right.

So right here is my lips.

You're going to feel, you're just going to

feel a little bit of tightness.

And then it's just going to go all

the way in.

Yes.

Oh, wow.

And just like that, I'm going to go

nice and slow, okay?

You're just going to feel every inch.

And then you take your hands and you

grab her tits, okay?

Just like that.

Gentle, I'm just going to go nice and

gentle.

Now take your hands.

You're going to take maybe your thumb and

you're just going to touch her clit, okay?

And that clit's like right in there.

Just right past the lips.

Yeah.

Oh, girls love that so much.

And especially girls your age.

Most don't even know that you could do

that.

Oh, yes.

A little harder.

A little harder for me, baby.

That's it.

Yes.

Oh, wow.

Okay.

Just a little more.

Yeah.

Can you feel that?

You're just going to feel like her incisors.

What the fuck is going on in here?

What the fuck is this?

Honey.

I told you to show him stuff, not

do it to him.

Well.

Oh, my God.

Calm down.

Oh, fuck.

I can't do this.

Oh, my God.

You told me to help him.

Shit.

Oh, well.

Now I can fuck him better.

Oh.

You might experience that in your dorm.

Just people are going to be all around,

but fuck it.

Yeah.

Just grab her tits like that.

Just like that.

Fuck.

Maybe it's just me, but I just fucking

love all this.

Oh, God.

Yes, you're a little bit bigger than I

thought.

Oh, God.

Just going in.

And you can just take it.

You can just go in and out like

that.

Yes, yes, yes.

And don't even be scared of just grabbing

her and just making her feel just so

wanted.

Yeah, like that.

And if you do a little more, I'm

even going to come like that.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Oh, fuck.

It's just a little bit hard in there.

And then what I'm going to do is

just be a little bit selfish.

Because I want you to know how it

feels like right away when a girl comes

on you.

OK?

Yes.

Fuck.

Oh, my God.

It's just so wet.

And then more and more.

Oh, wow.

Good girl.

Mm hmm.

Oh, God.

Oh, yes.

It's like that, baby.