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[♪ musical swirl ♪]

[yelp]

[angry grunt]

[crying]

Woah!!

Ah!

Activate energy shield!

We're being chased by space pirates again?

Technically

they're sewer ninjas now.

Bow-a-cunga!

Well hopefully they're still lactose intolerant!

[grunting]

Mmmmm...!

Wait

they like pizza now?

And they have turtle shells.

[smug laughter]

So we're running from knockoffs

of the Teenage Mutant N--

No!

But they look exactly like-

Trust me niños!

It's a very important legal distinction.

Look out!

[gasp]

Derek

we need a portal!

Woah!!!

[smug laughter]

Aaaaaaah!!!

Ah! What is that smell?

Who's hungry for

trash pizza!?

[raccoon laughter]

Really, Grandma?

You made us appear

inside our trash can?

Ha-ha!

I'm a literal

garbage man!

Ha-ha!

[crickets chirping]

What, not funny?

I've heard it before.

Uh yeah, Emily

it's called

recycling...

[laughing]

That was good.

I'm glad you guys are working on your stand up routine

but can you get off of my head

so we can get out of the trash?

Help me!

I'm free!

[groaning]

Aaaaah!!

Ew!

Why!!!???

Sorry

but since Karinne is always watching us

we need to be more discreet

with how we come and go on our adventures.

Yeah alright fine.

But if we're going to be using this trash can for any reason

We have to clean it.

Great idea...

Grandma out!

[surprised grunt]

I'll help!

My mom says I'm an

expert on trash

because I watch reality TV!

Previously

on The Patchelor

I've known you 20 minutes

but let's get married!

I only have eye for you!

They

patch their lives together

in holy patrimony.

[sigh]

more pristine than my school attendance record!

Guten tag!

Hello, Mr. Furgenstein!

I'll pay you ten dollars to wash my trashcans too.

Mine stinks of sauerkraut casserole.

Well...

We've done worse for ten bucks.

Whoever drinks it gets ten bucks.

We've done worse for ten bucks.

Whoever jumps in gets ten bucks.

We've done worse for ten bucks.

Whoever gives me twenty bucks gets ten bucks.

I know it's a bad deal

but...

we've done worse--

Why are you telling me this?!

Sorry!

I get lost in my storytelling.

He means we'll take the job.

Wunderbar!

Let's get to work!

It's beautiful!

When do we move in?

Oh danke schoen for providing this service!

You have made my day so much easier.

I will call you again

After Sauerkrat and Schnitzel night.

Ok, bye!

Ooooh... Hoo-ho!

We helped someone and we got paid?!

Yes!

Fan me.

[gasp] Look!

At the lettuce in your hair?

Look!

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

We should blend up the trash

and see if people will pay us ten bucks to drink it?

[excited raccoon sounds]

No.

[sigh]

There are over one hundred houses in our neighborhood.

If we make ten dollars cleaning each garbage can

we'd make one thousand dollars!

One thousand dollars?!

That's like a million dollars!

[inhaling sniff]

I can smell the money!

And I can see hooded figures in my room when I sleep!

[gagging sounds]

Ooooh! Hi friend!

[gagging sounds]

Hmmm...

Ah-ha!

[manic raccoon sounds]

My cleanser is alive!

I have

the power!

[grunting]

Aaaaaah!!!

Aaaaaah!!!

Ol' bikey

just had her last ride.

Guess it's time to flush her down the toilet

with all my gold-fishies

that gave up on swimming.

We've made a good amount of money.

Maybe we should invest in new equipment.

[gasp]

Upgrades!

Ugh!

I could've written this...

Hey Karinne!

Need your trash can cleaned?

The only pieces of trash

I need taken care of are the

Tuttle-shaped ones in my yard.

You mean

these?!

WHO THREW THOSE AWAY?!!

I mean

get off my lawn

and stop leeching off the neighborhood.

How are we leeching off the neighborhood?

I'm glad you asked.

[throat clearing]

First

you're supposed to be the "nice kids"

but you're taking money from the neighbors

for a service they could do for free!

And

second...

that means I can't take money from the neighbors

for a service they could do for free!

You wanna clean trash cans with us?

Ugh, not with you.

You made me shut down my corndog stand

when you corn dog stand took all the business.

We didn't force you to shut it down!

You stopped caring about your customers!

This corn dog is frozen.

Heat it up in your mouth!

All I know is

this business might be making you two into winners

but your success is making the rest of us

into losers!

And now you're flaunting your wealth

with those fancy bikes.

You're just like Big Bob.

No we're not.

Oh

nice chrome work children.

Did you pay for it with dirty money too?

Wait

I shouldn't have said that out loud!

Here's some free ribs so you forget what I've said.

Let me know if you want some tips about

using the government

to squash your competition.

Heh-heh!

Aaaah!!!

Forget I said that too!

I have no friends.

I eat pork rinds

alone in my car!

Oh pork rind

you're my only friend.

I ate my only friend!

Duuuuhhhh!

Ooooh, roadkill!

I think I've made my point.

It's hard for me to say this, Ethan

but

Is Karinne...

rii...

Is Karinne...

riill...

[nausea sounds]

[groan]

Is Karinne right?

[groan]

I don't know.

When our business succeeds

does it mean other people have to lose?

Pssst!

Oh no.

Grandma, please don't tell me

you have a portal in that porta-potty.

Oh do you mean this

portal potty?

[laughing]

What? I had to go.

Now we got to go.

Come on!

I do two sit ups a day.

What's your secret?

And that's how you make

chow mein!

Cut!

Great job Joyce!

That's a wrap people!

And I call dibs

on the chow mein!

Gabby-wabby!

Joycey-Woicey!

[forced laughter]

We both hate these nicknames.

Very much.

Follow me to my dressing room!

Kids, this is Joyce Chen.

She's a real entrepeneur

credited with bringing mandarin food

to America.

She became very wealthy

from her restaurant,

her TV show, her cookbooks...

And...

kitchen supplies like my innovative

flat bottom wok!

Flat Bottom Wok is also the name of my rap single.

♪ Flat bottom walking ♪

♪ Yea we flat bottom walking ♪

How did you get so successful?

The key is finding a sick beat.

[beatboxing]

I was talking to Joyce.

[angry grunt]

[chuckling]

I'll tell you!

Please

make yourselves comfortable.

[sighing]

Mmmm-hmm-hmm...

Comfortable!

When my family

first moved to America

my children's school had a bake scale.

I made some traditional egg rolls

from my home in Beijing

and they sold out immediately!

People in the United States

were excited to tast new foods

I eventually

opened a restaurant!

Then

I opened more restaurants!

And I branched out into selling

kitchen tools,

and sauces.

with all the success

I was able to give a lot of people jobs!

And now

my products are served

all over the world.

[muffled talking] That's a lot of success!

What?

That's a lot of success!

Did you

ever get any hate for it?

Oh, yeah.

Tons!

Dear Joyce,

I hate you and your simplification of

traditional Chinese dishes.

Love, Jack Wowawee...

the Seventh.

Many people criticized me

but... [straining]

the way I see it

I'm helping the people of

this country

get a taste of my homeland.

with the familiar ingredients

they have at their home.

Ohhh...

[kiss sound]

You got rich by helping people?

But isn't that bad?

There are

immoral ways to get rich

sure.

But success is deserved when people are served.

Okay, but

our neighbor says our successful business

is turning us into bad people.

I mean, she always says we're bad people

but this time it feels real!

She said that when entrepeneurs win

it creates a bunch of losers!

Creates a bunch of losers?

This girl sounds like a real Karinne!

You know Karinne?

I know A Karinne

she's on my

do not serve list.

[choking]

Good entrepeneurship

doesn't create losers.

It solves problems and serves needs!

People are willing to pay me

for the services I provide

and that money allows me to make more products

and advertise

so I can serve even more people.

My family makes money

more people have jobs

and my customers get delicious food.

Everyone wins!

"This act is over."

"Go to the next one."

Can't argue with that!

Let's go!

Bye Joyce!

[choking]

Oooh... Chow mein

My favorite!

Plah!!!

Hey look what I found guys!

Emily?

Ethan?

Hmm...

I guess I'm in charge now!

Keep cleaning!

I'm mad with power.

Weeee!!!

Weeee!!!

[crash]

Excuse you!

Weeee!!!

This is Zero Summit Mountain.

Home of the rarest

most delicious fruit

and the strangest

most jealous inhabitants.

Marxists on Twitter?

Oh, no, Emily.

I would never introduce you to

people that dangerous.

Remember the flesh-eating flamingos?

Hey look! Distraction!

Aaaah!!!

Grumble-grumble...

Hi, little guy!

Ohhh... Aren't you adorable!

Grumble, grumble, grumble!

Grumble-grumble!

Grumble, grumble, grumble!

Grumble, grumble...

'Cause that's what I'll do to you

if you ever call me 'little' again!

But you are right about one thing...

I'm adorable.

Okay then.

Hi

big adorable guy.

Uh.

What's this town called?

Grumbletown.

Oh, and...

what's your name?

Grumbledan.

A little on the nose

don't you think?

Why you little...

Grumble grumble grumble

grumble grumble grumble...

grumble grumble grumble, grumble...

Ah-ah!

Ha-ha!

[demented gorrila sounds]

[grunt]

Ugh.

Are they buying stuff with ladder pieces?

They look miserable.

Grumble grumble grumble grumble

You will pay for that!

We look miserable

because we are miserable!

Everyone wants that glorious fruit called...

a Grumquat.

Gross name.

But they're sublimely delicious!

[gasp]

Oh?

Wait for me!

Tumble!

Tumble!

Yes! Yeah!

Aw...

[gasp]

Tumble!

Tumble!

Yes!

[fighting sounds]

I got it!

Ah!

You animals!!!!

Other than fighting for the few that fall

the only way to reach Grumquats

is by ladder.

But, when anyone's ladder gets tall

the others get jealous and tear it down.

[fighting sounds]

Oof!

That's called

a zero-sum mentality.

In their culture

they believe you have to take rungs

from someone else's ladder

in order to then build your own.

Oh.

They think

that in order for someone to win

someone else has to lose.

Oooh... This is hard to watch.

Let's just

zoom up there on your wheelchair

and get the fruit for them.

Ugh.

Always have to save everyone.

Hop on!

Why aren't we flying?

[grunting]

If we can't get up there

neither can you!

Grumble...

Grumble!

[crash]

Bumble... bumble... bumble...

[derpy laughs]

A zero-sum mentality keeps everyone down.

Literaly.

They're just like Big Bob!

He thought the best way to build his business

was to keep others down.

If you need a refresher

watch season one

episode five!

You're right, Emily!

But Joyce became successful

by providing a valuable service

that people were willing to pay for!

And

she used a lot of her money

to serve even more people!

When people pay entrepeneurs

to solve their problems

with an honest service

everyone wins!

G-get your grubby hands off that... Let go!

Woah!! [grunting]

We have an idea, Mr Grumbledon!

It's Grumbledan.

What did I say?

Grumbledon!

I'm GrumbleDAN.

GrumbleDONS are the name of our people.

It would be insane if I was named after what I am.

That would be like if your name

was Human.

My name is Hugh Man.

My parents named me this

as a child.

My life is hard.

Okay

GrumbleDAN.

I have an idea.

Everyone wants that fruit, right?

The Grumquat, yes.

What if instead of trying to just get it for yourself

you open a business to get fruit

and sell it to everyone!

Yeah.

It's a service they'd

definitely be willing to pay you for.

You make money,

and they get their fruit!

Everyone wins!

Hmmmm...

That's a terrible idea!

Grumble, grumble.

That's a brilliant idea!

Humble, humble.

Tumble!

Tumble!

Tumble-- [gasping]

No.

We all want the grumquats

but we'll never get them if we keep tearing each other down.

[agreeing sounds]

Oof!

So

I'm starting a fruit service.

I'll do all the work of climbing up there to gather grumquats

so you can buy as much as you'd like!

One ladder rung each!

First one's on me.

[gasping]

Holy Toledo!

Look at the size of that thing!

Good grumquat!

Woo! Oh!

I don't even know how to carry all of these!

He's taking them for himself!

Tumble!

[fighting grunts]

Hey guys...

Uh don't worry!

You paid him for his grumquat-collecting service!

He'll follow through!

If we're wrong this will be so embarrassing.

Totally detrimental to the lesson

we're supposed to be learning.

Eee...!

Grumble...

GRUMBLE!!

He'll be right back

I'm-I'm positive!

Ah... Ah!

Look!

Huh?

Woa-oh-oh, woaaaaah!!

[crash]

Ha-ha!

[cheering]

Here you go. [cheering]

Thank you! [cheering]

For you.

Ha-ha!

Come again!

Whoa-ho-ho!

Grumquat crumble, dearie?

Yumble yumble.

An original Van Grumble!

[cheering]

Hip-hip

hooray!

Hip-hip

hooray!

Revenge is mine!

Hip-hip

hooray!

I'm now rich with ladder rungs!

I might even start a fruit franchise

to serve the Grumbledons on Mount Scarcity!

Thank you for teaching us about entrepeneurship!

Oh, we didn't do it for free.

You owe us forty bucks.

Hmmm...

Mumble.

(chuckling) Just kidding!

It was our pleasure!

In the words of your people...

Grumble, grumble.

[gasping]

[crying Grumbledon]

[gasp] What did I say?

I can't repeat it!

My mom's here!

Let's leave

before you grumble something else!

Bye Grumbledan!

Goodbye Twins!

Grandma!

Why make us appear right in front of Karinne's house?!

[laughing]

She'll never suspect it!

Hmm-mm-mm...

Where is that raccoon...?

Huh...

Oh!

Y-you're here!

Are you finally done taking adva--Ah!

Are you finally done taking advantage of people?

It's not taking advantage

when entrepeneurs solve a problem.

they're actually serving people.

Oh boy...

Yeah! Like an entrepeneur that owns a restaurant.

They serve you by making your meal.

Or like the entrepeneur who invented those

binoculars you use to stare at me.

Uh...

I was checking for pimples!

You have none, your skin is flawless.

Yeah!

So when entrepeneurs make money through their service

they're able to grow their business

and help serve

even more people!

We're not only gonna continue our trash can cleaning efforts

but we're going to expand and take our business

to other neighborhoods too.

Ya-hoo!

We may be a little backed up!

Don't touch that one!

It has jacuzzi water in it!

Ooh, we're gonna need more help!

Who wants a job!

I do!

Currency in exchange for my labor

in the form of a service?

Alright!

I've done worse for ten bucks!

Too late in the episode for this bit again.

This doesn't change anything, Tuttles.

You're still money-hungry

corporate parasites

creating losers

just so you can win.

I don't see any losers here.

Toss me that towel.

Just because we're successful

doesn't mean you lost.

Right!

Success is deserved when others are served.

You think you're so cool

because you created value

for your customers

and new employees.

Ugh

you sound like a real

Joyce right now.

You know Joyce?

I know A Joyce.

She's on my "People to Annoy" list.

It just says everyone.

Karinne!

Our trash can is the dirtiest on the street!

Clean it now!

Do you offer a

family and frenemies discount?

Ah-ha!

Okay!

Yeah...

Yeah, Derek!

Ohhhh...

♪ When you're walking down the street ♪

♪ And you got friends to meet ♪

♪ But the back of your pants ain't poppin ♪

♪ All the homies be staring ♪

♪ And you're just not caring ♪

♪ Cuz now you're flat bottom walking ♪

♪ Flat bottom walking ♪

♪ Yeah we flat bottom walking ♪

♪ Flat bottom walking ♪

♪ I said flat bottom walking ♪

♪ Round rumps are cool if you got them ♪

♪ But when we walk ♪

♪ We walk flat bottom ♪

Okay!

Shake what your momma didn't give ya!

Wicka-wicka-wicka-wah!

♪ Everybody's tardy to your birthday party ♪

♪ And you're feeling kinda whiny ♪

♪ But you start to smile cuz after a while ♪

♪ You remember you got a flat hiney ♪

♪ Flat bottom walking ♪

♪ Yeah we flat bottom walking ♪

♪ Flat bottom walking ♪

♪ I said flat bottom walking ♪

♪ Round rumps are cool if you got them ♪

♪ But when we walk ♪

♪ We walk flat bottom! ♪

Take it away, Derek!

[beat boxing sounds]

Flat bottom walking.