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Hey!

Hey, Mom.

What's going on? What are you doing here? Nothing. My car broke down on the

street. Oh, you're kidding.

Well,

I wanted to talk to you anyway. Come in.

Yeah? Yeah. Geez.

Piece of crap going on.

So good day mom or no, what's going on?

Well, I have some things I want to discuss with you. Uh, but first you want

a lesson wife?

Yeah, that'd actually be good. I've got a long day as well. You okay though?

Yeah, I just want to talk to you about a few things going on. Thanks.

You know.

Uh, so what'd you do?

Well, I, uh, spent the day at a lawyer's office today.

Wait, you're at an attorney's office?

Well, yeah, you know.

You probably have noticed your dad and I kind of drifted apart a little bit.

I think because he works too much.

Yeah, that's a lot of it, you know. So, of course, I just feel a little

neglected.

So, I'm leaving your dad.

Oh, my God. I would surmise that with a whole journey thing.

You know, other than, you know, he works a lot.

I feel neglected. It doesn't pay me any mind. And to be honest with you, I'm...

I'm interested in someone younger.

What, the guy on the street?

No,

no, not a stranger.

It's someone you know.

It's one of my friends.

No, don't be silly.

I mean, that's cool. They probably think you're hot. That's cool. No, no, no.

Well, you know how close we've become over the course of the last few years.

Yeah, I know.

Of course I'm here for you. If that's what you want to do, that's what you

want to do.

I'm not going to...

You want to support me? Of course.

Don't put me in the middle of anything.

I kind of want to be neutral.

Well, I wouldn't call it in the middle, really. I'd put you more smack dab

right there on top of it.

Okay, okay. Do you want me to go to court with you?

No, no.

I don't even know how this is going to play out in court. It might get a little

bit...

tricky no i um it's uh just say it well what's up what do you want me to do well

it's uh me what do you mean it's you i i'm i want you

to do me i'm interested in you i am uh nice

watching movies and playing cards and laughing and talking and

So what do you mean, what do you mean? As a natural progression. We can still

do that stuff, you know, what do you mean?

Spirit poker.

Wait, oh, you're saying, oh.

Come on, I know, I know you've thought the same thing. Of course, my friends

tell me all the time, man, your stepmom's hot, man, that's cool, that's

great, but I, really? I mean, I don't.

That's weird to you? That's not weird to you, or what?

I know, but... No, I mean, you're hot.

Okay, so we have our stuff we do. We go shopping sometimes.

We do the movies.

We have wine together and stuff.

But what you're talking about is like a whole other thing. That's... I'm just

talking about adding something to what we already have going on.

What, like rolling?

I'm teasing you. I'm teasing you. I get where you're going. I just... How do we

go from one point to the other?

Well, you can start by unbuttoning this shirt. It's got to be hot after working

on that car all afternoon.

You don't waste my time, do you?

I'm just trying to relax you a little bit. You've been outside working on that

car.

You know.

You can get my shirt off with your nails, Mom.

I can get it.

You'll just be lucky if I don't scratch you with them. Oh, okay. Too deep.

So, where do we go from here?

Well, if I was just some girl on the street, where would you go from here?

Maybe not on the street, but, you know, some girl you brought home after a

really good night out.

I would use the bedroom.

Bedroom? Bedroom.

Bedroom. Well, they could take it to the bedroom.

You're serious right now. You're not punking me or messing with me.

Uh-uh.

You are serious. I am serious.

It's been a long time since I've had a young man.

I knew what he was doing.

He paid attention to me.

I... You can just try it once, and if it doesn't work for us, well, I think

it will, though.

Look, you're already excited. I can tell.

Okay, well, uh... I'm kind of a loss for words.

Is that good or bad, or should I just shut up? I think you need to shut up,

son.

So you're used to all those little girls.

Yeah, well... It's time, uh...

Not as a boy, kind of girl-woman.

I, uh... I don't hear the words no.

I'm just keeping my mouth shut, like I said.

That's great.

Well, are we going to... Well, why don't I ease us into the

moment and just kind of ease the blow.

You mind?

Do you like what you see? Of course.

Geez.

Would you like to come and help me?

Yeah, I will in a minute. Yeah?

You look good.

Big old breasts.

Oh, geez.

You've been thinking about this for a while, haven't you? Oh, I've been really

neglected.

Why don't you come over here and help me?

That's my boy.

That's pretty good.

That's it.

That's good.

Daddy's been missing out on now, huh?

Just like that.

Oh, that's good.

Yeah, that's good baby.

Oh,

fuck

yeah.

I'm so neglected.

Yeah?

Oh, fuck.

Yeah. Feels so good.

I should have done this sooner.

Can you tell all your friends?

I don't know about that.

I definitely can't tell the attorney, huh?

Ah, we bet.

The taste of a real woman, huh?

One more second.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Here he comes. Here he comes.

Here he comes.

Found a new hobby compared to watching movies and drinking wine.