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I'm Mitama.

Your God!

Huh?

What just happened?

Huh? This is...

Oneechan!

Al!

I wasn't really planning on reviving anyone but Yukito.

Guess I'm just overflowing with power.

She brought the dead back to life?

Is she really... a god?

What is up with them?

They just left, as if nothing had even happened.

What?!

Yo!

You're alive!

Really?

But the end of life...

We thought we were goners.

But it looks like we're still alive!

This calls for a celebratory drink!

KamiKatsu: Working for God in a Godless World

Episode 2: We know we are not worthy

"We know we are not worthy

O great Lord Mitama

Beautiful is—"

Cheers!

Cheers!

We somehow lived through that...

But now I've pissed off that huge Imperial capital!

What should I do?

How do I protect this village?

We're a shoddy village far away from everything.

We don't stand a chance, neither from a military nor an economic standpoint.

If there's one thing that we could maybe count on, it's...

What'cha lookin' all depressed for?

Let me go!

I want to get to Yukito as soon as possible!

Put some clothes on first!

Mitama is running away from Alural

What are you doing?

Alural caught Mitama!

First things first!

What is your relationship with Yukito-san, anyway?

Since...

you were hugging him naked and all...

I am... Yukito's...

God.

Again, what does that word mean?

What is a God for Yukito-san?

It's for life.

We're together until death.

That's what it means.

What?

You... you mean you promised to be with each other?

So, what? He's not only married,

but he's also into little girls?

Wait, he likes little girls...

Mumble mumble So, what? Not only is he married, but he's also into little girls? Wait, he likes little girls... Likes little girls? In what way?! Mumble mumble

Likes little girls?

In what way?!

Oh, like,

And you're done.

he likes little girls and wants to be there and protect them for all his life!?

Is there someone in this village who could turn me into a little girl?

She's in love with Yukito, you see.

Oneechan!

I see.

But listen,

Yukito-san likes little girls,

so I'm way too—

It looks like...

Huh?

...people like Yukito here.

I'm glad.

Huh?

It makes me happy that people like Yukito.

So please continue to be friends with that child.

Of course!

Um, is she his mother?

Hey, Clen.

There're too many things I just don't know.

Could you teach me more about this country?

What exactly is this 'end of life'?

Why on earth would there be a compulsory end to a person's life?

The end of life system was established hundreds of years ago by the emperor and the parliament.

Hundreds of years ago?

Yu-ki-to!

Mitama-chan.

It's dangerous to jump onto him like that.

Yukito!

Yukito, who is that child?!

Yukito, Yukito!

Um, she came from the same country as I did.

We've known each other for a long time.

Beautiful!

Please be my bride.

Let go of me.

Don't touch me, you filth.

Roy!?

I got shot down so hard...

Something...

So-so-soso-sososososo

Something's about to be awakened in me!

I...

never thought he was this disgustingly creepy until today.

Mitama-sama?

Yes?

So, what kind of miracles are your godly powers capable of?

I can do absolutely anything.

That's how great of a god I am.

Could you win against an entire country's army?

I'd just wash them away in a big gush of water,

like whoosh!

I knew it.

The sect I was in was a monotheistic sect.

Monotheistic deities are usually omnipotent.

I was thinking that being reborn into an alternate world without a cheat code was weird,

but it's finally here,

the ultimate legendary cheat code called "omnipotent god"!

Yes, so why I don't show you that whoosh right now?

Hehe!

Huh?

Wait!

Don't do it now!

What are you doing?

I'm going to kill you, Roy.

Clean this up right now!

Will do.

Uh, that wasn't it, was it?

Followers

This can't be...

I don't believe it.

How can I have so few followers?

God

The more followers a god has,

the more powerful they become.

But you can't do anything if you've got zero followers.

We're in an alternate world!

Why did you think you'd have any followers here?!

Why are you talking like that suddenly?

Besides, how come it's zero? What about you?

I can't believe this!

I used the last of my powers to save your life!

This is bad!

The people from the Imperial capital

have started to investigate that incident!

Doesn't that mean that soldiers are going to show up here, too?

That would be bad.

Maybe we shouldn't be drinking.

No worries!

Yukito will sort it out again somehow!

Right?

Yeah, of course.

Told you so!

I knew he'd come through.

We got this, no problem!

The Imperial Army can bring it on!

This'll be a piece of cake! Woo!

This is bad.

This is really bad.

Now what do I do?!

At this rate...

It's mean to just leave me there.

How dare you do that to a god...?

I'm sorry.

It was a reflex... No, screw that!

Stop following me everywhere!

But you were acting weird.

What's wrong?

There's nothing I can do.

Because of me,

this village might be attacked and destroyed.

Really?

Then the two of us should run away right now!

I'm not going to do that!

I can't just do nothing and run away again.

That's...

What's so wrong about running away?

I've watched you from the beginning.

You always gave your best,

always kept enduring...

So you're just going to do that again?

No.

I just let things happen to me.

By the sect... by my dad...

I kept running away from putting up resistance.

And we saw how that turned out for me.

Damn it!

Mitama.

If you get some followers,

you'll be able to use your godly powers, right?

I mean, yeah.

Then I will make you a god.

Huh?

I am going to create "religion" and "God" in this world.

I won't just stand by and do nothing like in the previous world.

You'll do anything I say, right?

Of... of course!

I am your "follower"!

I will lick anywhere you ask, with pleasure!

Good boy.

Such a wonderful servant deserves a reward.

Roy, are you listening?

Yeah. I'll become a follower.

Good.

Followers

Yay, we got one!

Wait, how come you're not a follower?!

Hey, Yukito! You listening?!

Hey, Yukito!

Why?! Why?!

Because you're like this!

Stop, get off!

Yukito!

What's up, Chilchil?

There, there.

So starting today,

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Religious Organization "Salvation Through Mitama" Ultimate Operating Leader and Ultimate Administrator of Will Interpretation Urabe Yukito

we are going to spread a religion that worships Mitama as its god.

If possible, I'd like to get us 10,000 followers before the army comes and attacks.

With that many followers,

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Only God of the Religious Organization "Salvation Through Mitama" The Great Mitama, Exalted Goddess of the Eternal Land (Shortened: Mitama)

I could reduce cities to ashes or even split oceans in two.

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Religious Organization "Salvation Through Mitama" Chairman of Wide-Range Proselytization and Evangelism Department Roy

I want to spread Mitama-sama's cuteness and her toe holy water!

Performing actual miracles is the most effective way to amass followers...

But right now, she's a shell of her former glory.

We'll start off with a speech.

My shitty dad taught me how to write speeches that excite followers,

so I'll put together a draft, and...

That won't be necessary.

Even without the power to perform miracles,

I've got godly wisdom that I gained by having lived over ten billion years.

I'll use it to impress the extent of my powers upon the humans.

Then they'll have no choice but to kneel before me!

Pray to me!

I've been alive ever since the universe was created,

so pray to me!

I know absolutely everything!

If you want to know what I know,

pray to me!

Take Yukito over here!

I know that the very first word he uttered wasn't "Mom",

but "Mitama-sama".

Goo-goo ga-ga!

Or that he used to call broccoli "buccoroli".

Buccoroli.

Or that the birthmark on his right butt cheek isn't a birthmark,

but a piece of embedded pencil lead!

You were so cute.

Let's see, what else do I know about Yukito?

Enough speeches.

I was wrong. Gods really have to perform miracles.

B-But I don't have my powers yet.

I know that.

I'm not counting on you anymore.

I'll have to do this all myself.

Mitama-sama has done no wrong! I think this dopey act is adorable.

Dopey?!

U-Um, so what are you doing?

This Mitama-sama is a "god"!

A god can perform a number of miracles.

Reviving the dead,

scattering countless armies,

knowing all about past, present, and future.

A being that transcends all human imagination.

Oh...

But merely being told so is not very convincing.

That's why we shall show you one of Mitama-sama's miracles.

Ahh!

Alural!

Eeeek!

You currently have some relationship troubles, do you not?

Yes... That's true.

How do you know that?

Is it possible that he's noticed how I feel?

Mitama-sama used her godly powers to peek into your heart,

and then she told me.

Mitama-chan did this?

Yeah, right.

This is basically just the Barnum effect.

When a quack fortune-teller says something vague enough to apply to anybody,

the one having their fortune told starts believing that it's all true.

A very convenient psychological trick.

I can use this to get people to start believing in Mitama...

Am I not amazing?

Reading your minds is totally trivial.

Alural...

You've been agonizing about...

I know!

The weight you've gained!

Wha?!

It's because your breasts have gotten too big!

No, it's not—

By the way, Yukito prefers them small.

Prefers them small.

Prefers them small.

S-Small...

Prefers them small.

Prefers them small.

Someone lend me an ax.

Stop it, Alural!

I prefer big ones!

I shall remove this useless meat right now!

After all, you prefer small ones!

Don't take everything Mitama says seriously!

I like big ones!

But since she's able to look into your heart,

she surely knows what you truly like.

That's... a different story.

Damn it!

Our god is so stupid that I don't know how to gather more followers!

I really don't get why these villagers don't get my greatness.

But I can't give up just yet.

A person protected by the power of our god cannot be harmed by a sword!

Let's see you take to the skies with the power of our god!

Mitama! Hey!

Mitama! Hey!

Mitama!

I'm a crap god.

An impotent god.

It's hopeless. Totally hopeless.

Nobody is coming. Nobody's here.

Creating a religion sure is hard.

Religion

My shitty dad really was something.

I shouldn't have been so quick to write him off as a sham.

Oneechan, there's trouble!

Don't tell me the Imperial army is already here?

It's Chilchil!

It looks like she ate some anti-pest poison.

This is bad.

We need medicine—wait, no. Take her to a vet first.

The Imperial capital and the parliament won't do anything for non-human lives.

We have neither the medicine nor the knowledge to treat her.

There is nothing we can do.

Chilchil...

I'm sorry for making such a fuss.

But this little one is like family to us.

Yukito...?

I made Mitama help me find some herbs which might act as an antidote.

Let's use these to make some medicine!

Huh?

Here, drink.

Hang in there...

Good, let's see how this goes.

It's weird.

I don't think the old you would have done this.

I guess you're right.

But if there's something I can do,

I want to do it.

Damn it!

No. Don't die.

No!

Chilchil!

Mitama?

Chilchil!

I think she should be fine now.

Mitama?

I did it because you were in trouble.

This is the power of that single perverted follower.

That's the most I can manage right now, though.

Thank you so much,

Yukito-san and Mitama-chan!

Oh, I got more followers.

And I feel like I can use quite a bit of power now.

You get that much more power from just three followers?

This isn't normal.

These two must have some kind of special ability.

Could it mean that the way someone becomes a follower

affects the amount of power she can use?

Alural and Siluril became followers after seeing Mitama's godly powers first-hand.

On the other hand,

Roy has a strong infatuation with Mitama and went the worship route.

I'm no longer a crap god or an impotent god!

All you fools who showed me no reverence,

just you watch!

To start with!

I'll prove what my powers can do!

Wait! You're rushing ahead again without thinking!

Um...

If it's all right, I have a favor to ask.

Okay, here I go.

Sure!

Are you serious?

You're talking about bringing those guys from the empire back to life.

They tried to kill us, you know?

Why would you do that?

I don't believe they were doing that job because they wanted to.

They were only assigned those posts.

I think it's fine.

Maybe we'll get more drinking buddies,

and Mitama-chan will protect us.

We're planning on going against the Imperial Army,

so why on earth would we want to create more enemies?

That Bertrand guy, especially, was too dangerous.

We might actually get killed this time.

Come... back!

All done.

T-To think that I...

would fear a mere child!

Who are you?

I am Bertrand, an Imperial Knight!

Come again?

Looks like I changed something?

But it's better than before.

Just kill me!

Wow, you really just said that.

Episode 3: We know we are not worthy O great Lord Mitama You who rule over all the hills of Takaamahara All our—

We know we are not worthy

O great Lord Mitama

You who rule over all the hills of Takaamahara

All our-