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Hey, what's up?

Hey, well, are we still going to the park today?

Oh, um, isn't it raining outside?

I don't know if we're going to be able to go to the park anymore.

Damn.

Well, I mean, are you guys going to still come over, though?

You and your stepdad? That would be fun, but what would we do?

I don't know, honestly. I mean, we'll figure it out.

Okay.

You know what? My stepdad is calling me right now, so just come over anyways,

and we'll just figure it out.

Okay. I'll see you guys when I get there. All right. Later.

Bye.

Isabel, honey, could you come here, please?

Well,

I've got a little bad news.

It's been raining off and on all morning. as you can tell, and we were

supposed to go to the park with my best buddy, Nick, and his daughter, your best

friend, Fiona.

But with the way that my life runs, as soon as I get to meet on the Barbie,

it'll start raining, and it's just not a real good day for it. So, what I'm

sneaking is, is that since your old man's a good little pool player, that I

can brush you up on some little family gaming today.

I mean...

I guess, yeah.

But, I mean, I just got off the phone with Fiona and she said her and her dad

are going to come over today.

So, maybe, I mean, we can just figure something else out. Yeah, we can do some

stuff around the house. I mean, we don't have to be at the park.

Okay. We can still eat the same food here.

Yeah. We've got plenty of games around the house.

And we don't have to worry about catching a cold or anything.

Okay. Alright.

Yeah, I guess that's fine.

Tell you what, we can share the stick, and we'll brush up the pool game.

Okay, buddy.

Now, let me explain to you how this works.

I know that you know the basics of it.

Now, honey, that was pretty good, but I've taught you better than that. Here,

come here.

Let me see this. Let me get this over here. Let me show you.

It's right here.

Get that in there.

Make sure you keep How about this, brother?

It's all over the place.

First it's pouring, now it's nice and sunny. I just, I can't. You know, I put

some thought into this.

My luck, the way my luck goes, and you know how it is.

As soon as I get that meat on that grill, it's just gonna come down, so.

I think it's best that we just keep it safe here in the house.

And we got games here. I was actually just playing pool with Isabel. You guys

are happy to join us. Why not? Yeah.

No, you're gonna have to teach me.

I'll let daddy show you a thing or two. So, we were just brushing up on our pool

skill here, me and Isabelle.

So, how are you at that pool feeling? I've never touched it. Never?

Anybody can play pool.

You're gonna have to teach me how to do it, daddy.

It takes a little practice, but I'm sure you'll get the hang of it. You're smart.

This ball, you hit.

This ball has to hit another ball.

So let's say we just started and I got the solid ones in.

Well, that means I stick to solids.

So you want to just get all the solids in first. That's how you play a ball.

So you see how I'm aiming?

Wow. Good shot, man. See how easy that is to do, all right? Go ahead and try to

see if you can get a ball in from where it's at.

Okay. Why don't we just do a little drop ball, and since she's new, let's make it

easy on her.

Here, that's the one ball, and see if you can get it in that side. What you

don't want to do, Fiona, is you do not want to make that eight ball, the black

ball. Keep that out of the pocket. Don't get that in the pocket. That's the last

ball you get. Okay.

Is this how I hold it?

You also don't want to get the white ball in any of it.

Dad showed her how to properly hold the stick there.

And you see, just kind of slide it in between your hand like that.

So just kind of slide it in and out. Ayo.

Perfect. That kind of helps you aim a little bit, kind of get your bearings.

Okay.

Don't want to slip.

You want to get dead on.

Ready?

I'll help you right now for this one.

All right.

Hey!

Good job!

Thank you.

She's a natural, isn't she? Good job, honey.

Why don't you grab that pole?

and try to see if you can do it without my help. So, got it? Got it?

It's okay, we're not really playing.

So, obviously, you can get that one.

Let's see what you can do.

Try again.

Try that one more time. Keep your eye on the ball, Fiona.

You can do it.

Not bad.

I don't want to learn something new.

I'll tell you why.

Let me check the game closet.

I've got some games over here that I'm sure that you'll do just fine.

They have tons of games here. Give me a sec. So your dad told me that you've

been showing him some cool tricks you've been doing.

Yeah, I've been showing him a few cool tricks, but I'm not as good as Daddy, so

he's still teaching me.

He's got some skills.

Guys, I found the perfect game.

You're gonna love this. You're gonna love it. You ready?

We used to play this in college, remember this?

College? We don't need to tell them about those things. Why would you guys

be playing Twister in college?

There was two games that we played in college.

One of them was a drinking game, and the other one was Twister.

That's an odd combination.

When you mix Twister and drinking...

It's a party, trust me. But you girls are too young to drink, so we won't be

doing any of that.

Yeah.

Drinking and usually some other things would occur.

We'll figure out a way to make it fun.

Yeah?

I think so, too. It's been quite a few years. I hope I don't throw something

out of whack trying to do that. I don't know if you're going to be able to

stretch to reach the spots, Daddy.

I'll tell you what.

Let's go set this up.

I'm excited.

I'm excited.

Thanks for helping me move the couch, man. Probably.

Now, that's pretty much the rules of Twister. I mean, it's pretty clear. It's

a very, very, very simple game.

But today, we're playing Strip Twister. Ah!

Memories. All the memories.

So, and it's basically the same standard rules for Strip Twister as it is

Twister, okay?

So... We spin the wheel like we do in the regular twister. If it hits on red,

that means that we have to remove an article of clothing, okay?

We all have to start with the same amount of clothes, the same number of

clothing. So we all got six pieces of clothing on. We all start with six

pieces of clothing so that it stays very fair.

And then the trick is to not take your foot or your hand off of the color that

you're on.

And if you do and your elbow...

Or you slip and you fall in strip twisters, you have to take off more

clothing. And whoever gets all their clothes off first wins the game.

So, how's that sound?

I love the time you lose the game.

Yes! In my world, it's winning.

Everybody's a winner. Everybody's a winner in strip twisters.

So what do you think?

You guys good with that?

I mean, I don't know about that guy.

Look, it's a lot of fun.

It's a lot of fun.

I mean hey, you know, it's lousy outside.

This is our best opportunity to know let loose and have fun I

think that's a great idea. Let's

go ahead and get this thing like out here.

All right, Nick, so help me

I haven't played this game and I can't tell you how long.

Do me a favor, honey. You know we don't leave shoes laying in the middle of the

house. Could you move these over for us? Yes, Daddy.

Thank you very much.

Ready to play?

Let's play, yeah.

Okay, well.

I want to go first.

You go first.

Let's see what you get.

Right hand red.

Right hand red.

Starting off.

Now remember, if you hit the red dot, you gotta take off an article of

clothing. Oh.

Awesome. Now it looks like you're left-footed.

First article of clothing open.

I didn't think you got a good sport over here.

It's a good kid you got. Oh, I raised your world.

All right.

You're up.

Left foot green.

Get in there.

You're up, Rich.

Okay. Let's see here.

Left foot blue.

I'll take that. I'll put the left foot in.

That was a lousy spin.

Right foot red.

That's a red dot.

Something's got to come off.

That's right.

Here, take this.

sock right

foot

yellow right foot yellow

They don't call it Twister for nothing. Here we go. Trying to get them twisted.

Let's see what we got here.

Is that a red or a green?

I think that's green.

That looks green.

That's not on red at all.

Yeah, that's green.

I'm not sure it's right in the middle, but should we go green? What do you

think? Spin it again. Yeah.

Let's do it one more time.

Spin it again, Daddy.

That's left hand green.

All right.

Nick? You're spinning. Left hand green.

Let me... Go over here.

Left foot blue.

Alright.

Alright, who's up?

Fiona. Who are you?

Right hand yellow.

Right hand yellow?

Right hand yellow.

Left hand

yellow.

Here you go.

Thank you, baby.

You're welcome. Here we go. Let's see.

What do we got? Oh, left foot.

Left foot yellow. A little low.

Yeah, that foot's on the blue. Just move it.

There you go.

There it is. All right. All right, Maggie.

You go, buddy.

Your turn. All right.

Here we go.

Left foot blue.

Oh, it's already there.

Makes my life easier.

Here you go.

Right foot, red.

Right foot, red. Another artery coming.

Don't fall.

If you fall, you have to take off another piece.

Remember.

So don't fall or you take off another piece. There you go.

It's your turn.

Right hand, green.

Left foot yellow

Get a little bit of comfort over here.

Here you go.

What's that purple T?

Wild card?

She fell!

I'll take off my sock.

Put your foot back here, girl.

There you go.

So, she got a wild card.

Yeah, I don't know where I should go.

You go.

Easy.

Right hand in red. And it's on a red.

So you gotta take something off.

Other sock.

Don't fall again.

A little less slippery this time.

Alright, let's give her a spin.

Left hand in yellow.

There you go.

Alright, let's see.

Yeah Yeah,

it's

already there

Here we go. Thank you.

Right foot, yellow.

I'm liking the yellows. The yellows are the light green.

I'm all in one line here.

Somebody pass it to me.

Isn't this fun, girls?

Oh, a lot, daddy.

Right hand, green.

Easy enough.

Here you go.

I don't know if I would have lasted in pool.

Right foot red.

It's already on red.

Oh, red. You can take off another article, though.

Yo, you keep getting red.

You're gonna be naked before it's over with, yo.

Here, I'll help you.

Oh.

Dang, Fiona, you're...

You're, uh, you're about... She's number one established.

She's almost made it all the way.

Just like me.

I got a feeling.

Here you go.

You're down to the skimmies as well, it looks like. Oh, left foot,

left foot, left foot red.

Okay, well, here goes the sock.

I'll just take the red foot sock off. It's about time you join us.

It's my turn.

Somebody pass me that thing.

Left hand red.

Here's some reds.

Sock off.

Left foot.

Oh my god.

Wow.

Wow. You ain't messing around Fiona.

Are we really going all the way?

You're a pro at this.

This is how my mother and I actually met.

You remember that, Rich? Oh, wow.

I do remember.

I can't believe you took me back there just now.

She actually reminds me of... Let's not go there.

Then we got your mother's figures there, Fiona.

Sorry, Mr.

Rich. I'm right up in your face.

Oh, well, it's part of the game.

Here, Daddy. It's just a game. We're all good with that.

Twisted up there, baby girl?

I sure am.

All right, let's see here.

Right hand blue.

Stay alive.

Well, it's passing on.

Uh oh.

Remember, knees and elbows cannot touch the mat. If they do, an article of

clothing comes off.

Here,

only to move the spinning wheel. That's the only time you're allowed to move

your hands. So let's see here.

Oh, left hand.

Yellow.

I guess I could move.

Okay

You can do this.

Not quite as limber as you used to be, Nick.

I ain't in college anymore.

Okay. I don't really know what's up with Raymond Spinach. What are you making?

A wild card.

That means that you can, you know, on a wild card, you can pick anybody you want

in the game to remove an article of clothing in strict cluster.

Okay. I think you should lose your pants.

Okay It's called strip-twister

I've never seen a weenie before.

Not your weenie.

I'm just going to close my eyes.

It's your turn.

Oh my god.

This is a workout.

Right hand green.

wild card Well,

Nick Since my pants are off yours are coming off, buddy Of

course. I knew this day would come.

Cover your eyes Fiona.

I hope at least your dad is wearing underwear.

Nope. Oh my god!

We don't wear underwear girls. What the fuck is underwear?

It fell again.

Well, if I fall down again and I don't have any more clothes, what am I

supposed to do?

Well, that's when we go into oral copulation.

Um, but I'm not sucking your dick, Dad.

No, of course not. You're not sucking my dick. You're absolutely right about

that. But Nick's over there.

Do I have to stay in this position, though?

Wait a minute.

That wasn't in the rules.

Yeah. Oh, no, it was in the rules. Absolutely.

rules is in fine print right the bottom i pointed at it i said in right here you

know it's right there in fine print girls i absolutely pointed it out if you

didn't read it that's you know i i showed it to you but yeah that's the

next stage of course i mean the game must go on i mean did you see how fast

that fiona came out of her clothing you know what i mean that's true so i mean

this game would be over in five minutes if it wasn't i mean of course it turned

it's an adult man

I mean,

is it okay with you?

I guess it gives me a feeling like to take my shirt off, right?

Is that okay? Am I okay to take my shirt off? Yes, daddy.

I guess so.

Wow.

You're already ahead anyway.

Well, kids.

It's just a game.

Your daughter's already going for it.

You raised her very well.

Very good job Fiona.

Thanks dad.

Just think you guys can play strip twister with your friends now.

Now you know what strip twister is all about.

Speaking of twist, can you grab my, look up and give it a twist while you're

sucking it.

Yeah, that was hot. Tastes so good.

Great job sucking dick.

Oh my god.

Your dad had some good day.

Yeah, so did yours.

You can keep this one. No, I don't want to.

One, two.

Take care of my buddy Nick over there as well. Hey, yes I am daddy.

You're such a naughty girl.

You take care of Nick for me.

Aw, fuck yes.

You're doing a great job.

We're proud of you girls.

Oh, fuck yeah.

She did it. Are you going balls deep there sweetheart?

Good job, daddy.

I'm making a nice slobbery daddy

Nice and sloppy.

Nice and sloppy but there you go.

I'm so proud of you, baby

That's my little girl right there.

That's my little girl right there.

Look at you. Look at me. Look at me, baby. There you go. You look so pretty.

Yeah.

I'm so glad we played this game, Daddy.

Nothing brings family together better. I told you you would like this game.

You're doing such a good job

Just enjoy

vicarious just like that

Look at your daddy while you suck my cock look at your daddy while you're

sucking my dick Look at

me while you

suck my dick

Daddy, I want to see you fucker. So bad.

Yeah? Fucker little pussy. Daddy, yeah?

Yeah.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Fuck yeah.

Just like that

I feel good

Yeah, fucker. Fucker just like that, daddy, yes. Can you see it?

Yes. Look how tight her little fucking pussy is.

Your cock looks so good in that tight little pussy, daddy. Yes, daddy.

Oh, that fucking pussy's so weird.

Fuck, yes.

Make her cum on your cock, daddy.

Yeah.

Yes.

Yes! Yes!

Yes! You dirty fucking dad. Yes!

Good job, y'all.

Yeah

Look at me while I fuck your best friend. Look at me while I fuck your

best friend.

Just like that, you look at me while I fuck your best friend.

Slap her fucking ass right on my cock.

Oh my god!

Fuck yes, daddy.

Fuck yes.

What you reckon?

What you reckon daddy's dick, baby? Yes, daddy.

Daddy, am I doing it right?

Very acrobatic.

So good!

He's like my best friend, daddy. Yeah, she's so fucking good. You got the best

friends. Oh, man.

Oh,

yeah, daddy, yes.

Yes. Yes, fucker.

Oh, just like that, daddy.

Oh,

fuck. That's so good, daddy.

Right, my fucking cock, just like that.

There you go, feed that little fucking hungry pussy to you.

Feed that hungry pussy to you, just like that.

That's right, just feed that fucking hungry dog.

Just like that, feed that hungry pussy to you.

oh my god

Let me see your ass. You got some fucking pussy.

You got some fucking pussy.

There you go.

Did you let the cum off my dick?

Did you let the cum off my dick?

Did you let the cum off my dick? Yeah.

Oh,

shit.

Yeah.

Why put this thing around

You like watching daddy?

Here.

Daddy,

this pussy tastes so good. I love this.

Just like

Oh, yes.

Yes. Yes.

Just like they're doing it to us.

How does your dad's cock taste?

Yeah? Yeah? It's so good. Yeah.

Oh my god, daddy.

Yeah? Mm-hmm.

Go on, daddy, just like that.

Yeah, get in there.

Yeah. Yeah, fuck her again. Yeah. Oh, fuck yeah.

Fuck her pussy nice and deep, just like that, buddy.

Fuck that little pussy.

Fucking

You like watching

Oh my god just like that

Oh yeah, look at your daughter. Look at this.

Look at her fucking pussy.

Yeah, you like watching that, Daddy?

You like being a bad dad?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

See, it's kind of good to be bad at that.

Just don't tell your mother. You're right, Daddy.

Daddy fucker, just like that.

Just like that, Daddy, yes.

Oh, my fucking God.

Open it up for Daddy. Here you go. Open it up. Just like that.

I love watching you fuck your pussy, Daddy.

Fuck yeah, Daddy.

You didn't get deep in there just like that, daddy. Just like that.

Oh, fuck yes.

Girl.

Oh, fuck yes.

Oh my god!

I'm sorry, baby.

You don't need to be a naughty girl today, do you?

Thank you.

I'm sorry.

Fuck you. Look at that.

Watch your daddy fucking pussy.

You need a sucker clip?

Maybe we'll get another sucker fucking clip.

Isabel, here you go suck your daddy's dick

Fucking good

Just like that.

Yes.

One,

two, three, switch.

One, two, three, switch.

Okay. Switch.

Okay.

Okay, sure.

We'll switch it that way then.

Isabel? You ready for your daddy's dick?

Yes, daddy.

Yeah. You want to feel it?

Come here.

Oh my God.

Oh, fuck yes. You think of daddy's dick, huh? Oh no, daddy. I feel so good.

Oh my God.

No, that's right.

Lick my fucking nuts while I'm fucking your best friend. Fuck yeah.

There you go.

Yes, that's how we go.

Oh yeah.

Fuck your pussy

Don't fucking stop

That's the fucking heaven right there. That's right with my fucking nuts.

I'm about to fucking come all over you.

I'm about to fucking come all over you.

You girls want some cum?

Yes, daddy.

You guys want some cum?

Yes, daddy.

Where do you want it? Where do you want the cum?

All over our faces, daddy. You want me to come all over your face?

Come all over your best friend's face? Come all over your face?

Huh? You're my dog's fucking pussy.

Come here. Here you go.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, fuck.

What happened?

We need to get together for game night more often. Best game of Strip Twister

ever. College never, ever. Never ends. Maxed out.

College never ends. Never.

Look at these girls.

Best friends for life. For life.

Oh my goodness.

I'm so proud, sir. You girls.