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What's up?
How are you?
Good.
Guys, this is my mother.
This is where I get my food at. My food comes out of there.
Nick, can you pan?
Can you get the rain?
Can you try to see if it'll show up?
It just started raining. In Florida, it'll just sometimes...
Like it just starts raining and there's like you can't barely see any clouds
It'll just be like sunny one part of sky and then just raining It's a real
What do you think about the about Florida what do I think all I
can think about right now is While this is recording How much you guys have to
zoom out?
To get my titties to fit the video We got a good
I mean, I like Florida. The weather's very bipolar.
Yeah. Yeah, the whole state's super bipolar and schizophrenic.
I mean, the whole country is, but Florida is like really... Florida's a
really interesting place.
Plus skaters.
Yeah.
You got a lot of... Yeah, it's just like a lot of people... Florida's got a lot
of people that come down here to like escape shit.
escape what you're gonna be escaping gators now like well you escape you come
to escape to florida like and then you encounter gators and and a lot of hard
drugs and a lot of crazy shit a lot of people like they want they come to
florida because they like start over or to like run from the law or like just
you know they think you know they're from up north like or like you think
like well i came down here 10 years ago i knew there was a lot of porn i didn't
know anything but i just like I just kind of knew somehow that, like, there's
a lot of porn in L.A.
and South Florida.
No one told me this. I just knew this because it was inside my balls. I just
knew it.
But, like, I was like, I don't want to go out to L.A. That seems scary.
That seems, like, way more.
Because I'm from, like, Maryland.
So I'm just like, California seems scary.
I was about to go to Maryland.
Really? Yeah.
It's a very special state. Today I was about to go.
Are you going to film up there?
No.
There's nobody who films in DC, right?
There's a couple people. I was about to be like, bro, who are you filming with
in Maryland?
No. To go, you know.
To what? Just hang out or meet somebody?
No, go get some fuck, you know?
Oh, you had like a booty call in Maryland.
What?
My girl's a booty call?
Oh, okay.
You had a girl there?
Yeah. Okay.
Well, Maryland's got a lot of very attractive people.
You guys can tell.
Wait,
I just realized what I said.
That's so bad.
No.
Maryland drivers.
I don't know who's worse.
Miami drivers or Maryland drivers?
I mean, Miami's way worse.
I mean, Maryland's bad, though. Maryland's bad. Because you got the D.C.
metro area.
Baltimore, D.C.
It's bad.
I don't even consider Baltimore part of Maryland anymore.
It's his own state.
It's his own country.
Yeah. He said third world.
Baltimore's a special place.
I've never been. I hope I never have to be.
And Baltimore? That's good.
That's good.
Have you ever watched The Wire?
The Wire?
The Wire?
The Wire?
Yeah. I'm not a good movie person.
No, it was an HBO show. I haven't even seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
No, no, no.
It's a crime to cover the titties.
Please.
But it was an HBO show that was about people doing drugs in Baltimore and the
cops trying to bust heroin dealers.
It was a good show.
How do you know about all this stuff?
Because I'm the old man from Maryland.
I used to do...
do a lot i actually i actually bought heroin in baltimore before for a little
while but i'm like not i'm not like because i'm like i don't do it anymore
don't worry i don't i've been i've been clean and sober for a long time but
i'm sorry you don't want to i was putting in a worse one because
i snort like a pig no that's not cute no no don't worry about that you're good
Do you want to go up to Baltimore with me? We'll do like a heroin tour. No.
Actually, wait. We get some blue crabs. We drink some Heinekens.
Steal a car.
Crabs are... That's like a... It doesn't count. It's like a vegetable.
It's like a sea vegetable.
Okay, but Maryland blue crabs aren't even that good though.
That's the only real crabs. Besides Alaskan crabs.
So, I mean, if you want to say Alaskan crabs are better, okay.
Is that what you would say?
He's testing me on my crab knowledge. All I know is that Maryland blue crabs
ain't all that, you know?
Who told you this?
Somebody's feeding you lies.
We already told them.
It's a lot of, you get in the industry, there's people that tell you the wrong
thing. Somebody's telling you the wrong thing. That's what my girl told me.
She's like, Maryland blue crabs aren't. Maybe she thinks they're not because
she's from there, right?
No, she's from Mississippi.
They eat bugs in Mississippi.
They eat fucking bugs. They eat grasshoppers that live in the water,
man. She doesn't know what she's talking about.
Crab is a blue crab from Baltimore. That's the, I mean, you know, Old Bay,
Old Bay seasoning.
They invented that in Maryland. Like that's a Maryland thing. That's one of
our only things we got.
Blue crabs, heroin.
That's Baltimore, Maryland. That's like, that's what we got.
Orioles.
That's it. That's what we got.
In Baltimore.
This is turning into a nice little podcast talking about boobs, mommy
milkers, and blue crabs and heroin.
Yes.
I wonder what we're going to get into next.
It's not going to get any better. It's going to get worse.
Okay, but since we're on the topic of like weird things, alligator meat in
Florida.
Apparently that's a thing.
Alligator gator jerky. Yeah, but nobody's eaten that. See, that's the
thing with Florida is like, because it's so...
In South Florida, it's a whole different state than the middle of Florida and
northern Florida. That's like Georgia.
That's like a weird, weird, really weird Georgia.
Because it's like people, and the people in the middle of Florida, besides, I
mean, you got like, you got Tampa and you got Orlando.
Tampa's also another country.
Yeah, and Tampa's a special place in itself.
It's like, Tampa's got a weird vibe to it. Tampa, I would not, I would not go
to Tampa.
No.
No.
To what?
What have you heard about Tampa?
I've been in Tampa. I've stayed in Tampa before.
What do you mean, what have I heard?
It's what have I seen?
Tell me what your Tampa experience is like.
Tampa is just... I think we just need a new Tampa.
I'm sorry.
Tampa needs to go.
Like, I don't understand how anybody would pay those ridiculous rent prices
to live in Tampa.
Like, what's in Tampa? Well, it's by the water.
So that's one thing.
I'm so glad I'm not, like, a beach water person. Like, that saves me so much
money. Tampa, like, I used to... Because there's a big, like, fetish porn scene
in Tampa.
Like, guys that do, like, foot jobs and, like, weird fetishes where it's like
they're... Yeah, I remember.
I was doing a foot job on this dude, and usually you think it's like between your
feet, you know? No, he wanted to put his dick in between my two toes like this.
See, that should be illegal.
There's some guys that's not.
Actually, as a foot person, mind your business.
No, I'm in the feet, but that's true.
You liked it? Did you like doing it?
Yeah, it was hot.
I feel like, though, if you got any kind of girth, it would be...
Too much.
Was this guy smaller?
No. So you're telling me he's got a big dick and he put it... Yeah.
Right between. You see my little two toes?
See, that's not even a foot. That's a BDSM. He's trying to torture his penis.
Torture his penis?
That's tight on my finger.
Okay, put your whole thumb.
My dick's bigger than a thumb, too. That's too much. Try to put your hand
through it.
Try to stretch it out as much as you can.
Doesn't that, isn't that starting to hurt you?
No.
Dude. It actually feels quite nice.
Wow. It's okay, you can continue me all you want.
That's Tampa for you.
That's not a Tampa thing.
I thought, you said that guy was in Tampa.
No. Where is, oh.
This was in LA.
Oh, well, that makes sense too. I mean, if that's what the guys are into in
Tampa then. Oh, but I was talking about there's a lot of fetish shit in Tampa,
yeah. But I, because I used to go to Tampa sometimes to film like really
skate, like really ridiculous shit.
And like even like bully stuff.
I'd be giving guys wedgies and stuff.
I heard girls in Tampa, they get paid like a lot of money to just like degrade
the shit out of these men. Oh, yeah.
I mean, that's everywhere.
But Tampa's definitely got like a lot of... It's something in the water in
Tampa. You see, y'all are moving to Tampa for the water, but there's
something in the water. It's every time I went there, it's got this weird like
violent sexual energy to it.
To me.
Yep. And it feels, I kind of like it. I'm not even in, I don't even do
anything violent on my website. But like, it feels like, if you're walking
around downtown Tampa at night, it feels like you might get jumped and like gang
raped at any moment. Like, but you might kind of like it.
Like you might kind of be okay with it. Like if it's just, it feels, it just
kind of feels weird. It's got a different vibe to it. It's sleazy. Tampa
feels sleazy, but in a good way.
It feels illegal to hear half this shit yourself.
It is illegal.
It's kind of weird.
I'm happy in South Florida, and I think it's really the only place to be
in Florida, really.
But I could see living in Tampa, and I think I'd do okay. I think I'd kind of
like it.
No. But I'm a special kind of creature.
I feel like if I moved to Tampa, they'd make me the mayor of the city within a
couple months.
Why? Because I think I'd fit in there. I think they'd like me.
Maybe. They'd just be like, you should be our leader.
Are you a redhead?
A lot of people... See, that's a controversial subject.
A lot of people... I'm not really... I have strawberry blonde hair.
I also had strawberry blonde hair.
You did? Yeah.
Aren't you, like, Puerto Rican person?
Yeah. We don't talk about how that happened. It's a very confusing thing.
If we talk about that on this podcast, then it's going to be a long podcast,
you know?
But, yeah, a lot of people, because, like, my, like, my beard's, like, more
red, kind of.
So they, like, a lot of people are, like, really, like, I'm a redhead. And I
don't want to, like.
ruin their thing of thinking that I'm a redhead, but it's like I ain't really a
redhead. Where I was going with this is that if he's a redhead, would they
really let him be the mayor of Tampa?
Yeah, redheads are cool now.
We're not discriminating against them. They're cool now? Yeah, people like
redheads. Even though I'm like a fake redhead, I'm not really truly a redhead.
What if I dyed my hair?
Do it. Some ridiculous red.
Some ridiculous red. I did that earlier.
I did a dark red. It was so hot.
I miss her a lot. You know, I think about her every day, like, you know,
rest in peace, red hair. Cause that was, yeah, the horn ward was not ready for me
with red hair. Let me tell you that. Like, but, um, I don't know. What should
we start on for the next topic? Oh no, I'll just, he's like, let's just bring
titties out. Like, you know, it's another W for milk gang nation.
This podcast is just, It's just schizophrenia. There's no, there's no
roadmap. Do you know what schizophrenia is?
Yes, we all, me and Nick have it.
Nick, can you, can you pan, can you show your, can you show your leg that he
tortured yourself?
Can you show what he did?
He just got a bunch of stuff blacked out on his leg. I know, it's Full Metal
Alchemist and it looks dope as shit.
I love it.
So his like, he's, his leg, that leg's all swollen. He's been like limping
around. Who has that like all blacked out? Owen Gray?
He's got a big black out there. Yeah. Yeah.
I was looking at other Owen Greer small hands.
I forget.
Yeah. I'm discriminated against in this industry because I don't have any
tattoos. And there's a lot of girls that they don't, like, they don't, I know
they don't like me because I don't have any. Like, if I had.
Really? That's such a double standard because girls can't have tattoos. I
mean, I don't, I don't like tattoos on myself, so I'm not running out of one.
Um, and I don't like tattoos on other girls. Like, me personally, when I'm,
like, looking for someone to date, which is so funny, because my girl has, like,
hella tattoos.
Um, she's just a special, special creature, you know? Like I said,
schizophrenia. Like he said, schizophrenia.
Um, but, but, um, not a tattoo person, so, surprised.
So, for girls, they're, like, no tattoos. But for guys, they're, like,
tattoos. Well, I thought, I mean, like, for the...
I don't know, some companies like guys with no tattoos, but, like, I'm just
saying, like, most, I'm, like, saying, like, most, like, companies, like, no,
no, I'm saying, like, most girls, I don't know, a lot of girls are just,
like, in the, if you're tatted up, girls are like that.
A lot. So I would just be, I'd, like, I would just, I don't know, it's a life
hack. If you have, like, a sleeve, all you gotta do is this, guys. If you wanna
get pussy in the real world, all you gotta do is this.
Full sleeve, that's it. Just full sleeve.
Get fucking pictures of your grandma and Lamborghinis.
The whole arm sleeve, that's it. You don't need more tattoos.
And then beard.
You're good.
You go to a bar, you're going to get laid.
Speaking of, I remember this one time I was in LA.
Very, very special shoot.
And since no NDAs or anything were signed, I can't talk about it.
So, I'm not going to talk about it specifically, but there was this dude.
We went into this hotel room and he had just a bunch of Samsung phones.
Like just a bunch of them, you know? And so this dude during the scene, right? He
just wears a ski mask.
But it's like, it's not like a black cute ski mask. It's like this weird ski
mask with like two little flops at the top. Like it looks like having ears, you
know? And this dude wears like these fake tattoo sleeves of like a dragon.
What? And this was just such an interesting experience.
And it's just like this old Asian dude, you know?
And this was, this was porn? Yeah, this was, this was a shoot, I don't know,
like, it was supposedly for, like, um, like an overseas company.
But, like, you know, dude, like, I remember this so specifically because,
um, he had booked me and, like, everybody knows I have a bush, like, you
know, like, I'm, I'm very proud of my bush. It's not going away, guys.
So this dude knowingly booked me having a bush and then he cancels the scene.
Because of my bush he's like, oh you have a brush shave it right now and I'm
like You better pay me like two million dollars because this bush is not going
nowhere Let me tell you for two mil.
I'll shave off my bush two million dollar bush. That's right Like I got
insurance on this bush. Okay. I got bush insurance.
It's a thing. Okay but
Yeah, it was an interesting I just like when you told me about like the tattoos
on the sleeve I thought about this guy like putting on like the fake tattoo
sleeve, which I don't even know You don't even you don't even know what was
gonna be going on Cuz it's like you guys didn't get to the actual shoot part You
just saw him what he did that stuff you put on the fake tattoos leaves and then
saw you had a brush and it was like Yeah, no, it was a good one cuz like he
had like, I don't know like undress me a little bit We did a blowjob and then we
were we were to go into missionary And he stops and he's like, I can't get hard
because you're Bush.
Like you need to shave it off. And I'm like, no, like no
gang nation. You know what I'm talking about? Like Bush is forever, you know?
Um, but yeah, no, this is Jew. He got like really mad about the Bush. And then
my agency was just like, okay, in the future, no Bush, no girls with Bush's
got it.
I can't get hard because you're Bush.
You can't get Harvey to be your bush, and that's okay.
That is a-okay, because there are plenty of girls that know bushes, but
unfortunately, I'm not your girl.
Which is good.
Bushes, because, like, that's the thing, man, like, some people just, no, like,
but there's plenty of guys online that will get, they'll say they don't like
bushes, but, like, I don't know. I think most guys think it's hot. I love bushes.
Like, I think it's super hot on the girl, like, super natural.
But there's a lot of mentally ill people online.
There's a lot of people out here that in the past couple years, especially, like,
you know, like, that say, like, ass. They like ass better than titties.
And it's like, they're sick in the head.
I like ass better than titties. Let's see.
See, you have giant, amazing titties, so you can, like, say that.
It's okay.
But the reality, and I love big asses.
Big asses, big titties.
It's not big asses for me. It's nice asses.
Because there's big asses that aren't nice. Girls with BBLs. Yeah, there's
plenty of those out there.
But me personally, I'm never going to show anybody who gets plastic surgery,
but me personally, I don't like them. I don't find them attractive, you know?
So this is so funny, because in every relationship I've ever been in, and a
lot of times... Oh, he's giving me the pillow.
Well, thank you, because you were fighting me for this pillow earlier.
Yeah. And I was like, really?
I can put you in a nice little choco for this pillow. Like, I'm willing to fight
for that pillow.
You know?
But, oh, he takes me off the pillow again. You guys see this?
You guys see this?
He just like, he's like, no pillow for Crystal.
Wait, let's try that. Let's try that.
Oh, now he wants to. Let's try to shoot it.
Let's try to shoot.
He's going to end up taking the pillow again.
Watch. He is.
No, but like.
Wait, what are you saying?
i said in most of the relationships i've been in the girls have like small to no
titties you know yeah someone was like that's okay like i can make up for it
with mine you know like we could my titties are your titties you know yeah
and i think that girls with no with no titties or small titties can be super
hot but like you know i love big boobies but i'm but but really when you when you
put up big titties versus big asses or nice asses nice big titties nice big
asses
nice big titties, big titty supremacy.
They are like, they're, they're, they're the more appealing, the most, like
that's the bigger, that's more important. Then what are you doing? Join
Milk Gang Nation.
I'm probably, don't remember.
But I'm just, I don't, but it's, I don't, the thing, because the thing is,
it's like, big nice titties are just way more rare than big asses. In their
natural hair.
Yeah, no, it's just like, I mean, because there's plenty of girls with
like fake boobs.
not even good i've seen like many such cases i don't know who what doctors are
going to all i'm saying is join milk game nation like we're waiting for you
if you're if you're titty squad if you squad titty then you should be a milking
nation so like you're like a world we're talking like you're like a world
traveler yes and you're only you're only 19.
so
When did you first, because you were saying you went to Thailand?
I was with this girl, I remember.
And she, me and her were like, okay, we were in high school. We're like, for a
senior trip as a couple, we're going to go to Thailand, you know?
It was just always like something we had agreed on. So we broke up.
And I was like, well, it's not like I had already arranged for the trip or
like spent money or anything.
I was like, it was kind of like a nice gesture of like, oh, well, I'll go to
Thailand for the both of us. And then I went and I fell in love with the
country. And it just kind of spiraled from there, you know?
Is all the stuff they say about Thailand, is that true?
Is there a lot of bad, is there a lot of like fat old men that go over there and
do things?
Do you know how many old white men roam in the streets of Thailand looking for
their next girl?
Yeah.
It's a thing.
I know a guy... The Philippines, too. And Vietnam.
Yeah, I've heard all those.
Thailand's the craziest with it, right?
Yeah, they got the ladyboys there.
I know a guy, not well, but an acquaintance of mine who's like this
older guy, and he would talk about...
How he'd go to Thailand every year for the past 10 years. On a vacation once a
year. And he said it was for this conference thing.
And I couldn't help it. And he's just like big fat.
I'm like, that's not why. I told him. I was like, that's not why you're going to
Thailand. No, you go for the girls. You go for the drinks. I was like, Sheldon,
that's not why.
You go for the parties.
I was like, Sheldon, you're not going to Thailand for that. His name is Sheldon?
No, he's definitely fucking some girl from the red light district.
No shame in your game, Sheldon. But, like, come on now. Like, don't.
You gotta be transparent about yourself, you know? If you're fucking girls in
Thailand, just say so. That's a flex, you know? Those women are gorgeous.
Well, but a lot of them, probably it's not technically legal for them to be
doing what they're... Right? Because there's a lot of, like, not meeting of
age requirements over there, I feel like.
Right?
Yeah. I've heard of people, like, going to, like...
be with people that are like, you know, which I don't necessarily agree with. I
know it's a thing there.
I completely forgot about that whole thing, you know?
No, I went to Thailand for like the beaches, the caves, they're gorgeous.
They're fucking gorgeous.
That's the thing, like I see people, because like legit people, it's like
it's cheap, they're right.
and it's like really like a lot of beautiful stuff a lot of beautiful women
a lot of beautiful like scenes like everything just like it's it's gorgeous
like it's it's such a beautiful country and the beaches and the people and the
food the food is amazing like thai food over here ain't nothing compared to over
there let me tell you something thai street food i'm tearing up thinking
about it i'm sorry just just give me a minute
Do you know how much money I would pay in America to get the same Thai food
that I get over there? Do you know how much money?
How much money? A lot of money.
I would shave my bush to get Thai street food over here. You understand me? It's
so good.
You were saying like, you were saying that like a hundred bucks, a hundred
USD, right?
Yep. So. These weigh 47 pounds.
Yeah, they're super heavy.
You have to be like, you must be like really strong, right? Because isn't that
like.
Yeah, my lower back is really strong But also on top of that like I do a lot of
reverse cowgirl cuz they want to see my titties bounce Yeah, and usually like
I'm like bouncing on the dick really hard or I'm getting pounded really hard
And so these go up and down really hard and so I remember like when I first be
started I was like give me like give me a second and they're like dude like
seriously and I'm like no because like I'm like i literally like went up to
them and i'm like here hold these right yeah you see how heavy those are now
imagine them going up and down and like knocking the air out no they'll knock
the air out of your lungs do you know how many times i've been smacked in the
face by my teddy while getting reverse cowgirl yes you could knock out a man
like full grown man could get knocked out with one of these you take one of
these teddies hit somebody put it in the side i'm telling you they're registered
they're registered weapons yeah they're weapons i love them though
This is my favorite titty.
What's its name?
Peaches.
What's the other one?
Cream. Peaches and cream.
Coincidentally, peaches have a little scar. Because when I was in LA, I got
shot by a firework on the 4th of July.
What? This is peaches?
Yeah. So right here, I got shot by a firework. Oh, damn.
Like, I had my boobs out, which was my fault. And this guy, like, pew.
And this firework. Oh, I'm so sorry. This guy went pew. And this firework,
like, literally, like.
Bumped right here, but I didn't leave a scar and then like Everybody's like was
that like a firework or like a bullet and I'm again like listen all I know
without I'm just watching the fireworks and all of a sudden my titties are on
fire, you know Like more fire than Diablo like talk about hot sauce Always
have you said for like a hundred bucks you could you get good for like a month
in thailand yep you can get like breakfast lunch dinner snacks dessert
and eat out every single time in thailand probably a little more if you
go to like the touristy areas yeah so that's the thing with over there right
there's like a lot of people that like they're just looking to like try to like
scam people and stuff right or like take advantage of tourists oh well i mean
that's anywhere and you gotta remember like our currency's worth more
So it's like, yeah.
So it's like even, it's not really happening. So like over there, like, you
know, like you could be like, you could get something for like a dollar and it
could have been like 10 cents over there, you know? Yeah. It's still like.
It's still way cheaper. A dollar is like nothing to them. I mean, to us, to us,
for them, it's a lot. So, I mean, I don't really mind it.
I'm really good at haggling. So I remember this one time.
that was really cute like champion pink hoodie it was like light pink and i love
i love like cute little girly things so and champion doesn't make like stuff
like that so i was like oh like how much is it and she was like 70 and i'm like
70 for a champion hoodie i'm like you know how much that is back home i could
get it at costco for 20 bucks i said ten dollars and she's like no no the price
no good you're trying to trying to cheat me trying to scam me and i'm like Real
champion back home is $20. And this is fake.
$10. You know how much I paid for the hoodie?
How much? Five bucks.
And that was probably more money than that woman had seen in her whole life.
No, and my walk away game is like so strong. I'll be like, nope, too
expensive, too pricey. I go somewhere else, you know?
Because they hear English and they're like, you know?
So I think it's always a good thing to learn a little bit of the language when
you go to a country.
Yeah.
And it helps a lot.
Except for German.
I had a German girlfriend.
Did you go to Germany?
Yeah, I have.
But I had a German girlfriend.
Yeah.
That language is really... It's really rough.
Like it's really it's really aggressive too. So it's really hard cuz like, you
know with English very difficult
they make they make very good cars
some The Japanese got them beat there
I'm sick in the head Japanese
didn't know that yeah Japanese. It's just facts like Toyota Lexus
but not lexus what do you what do you like just toyota what i like subaru
you're sick of that okay but they're so good subarus i think i think subarus are
cool i like subarus okay but that's why toyota bought them out because subarus
are so good that they could like literally beat out you know well they
bought they bought like i think they bought part of them or something yeah
but that's what they're trying to do they're trying to buy subaru
and Subaru knows it. That's why they only give them part of it. They're
trying to buy out Subaru so they can crush the competition.
Like, yeah, Toyota's an affordable car, but Subaru's are just like, they're more
durable, they're more reliable, you know, like.
Well, no.
Because like, Toyota's, the parts are made in Japan, but then they're
assembled here.
Subaru's, they're assembled in Japan.
Yeah.
Team Subaru.
I'm about to get a Subaru.
What do you want to get?
I want to get a Subaru. I'm not sure what kind of Subaru.
But I know I want to make it super pink.
And then I'm going to have anime girls all over my shit. I'm talking about the
most massive anime titties. I promise you, you're going to be cruising down
the highway.
And you see this Subaru with a bunch of anime titties. And you're like, oh shit,
that's Crystal Chase.
You're going to have average riced out Subaru WRX.
like sad boy type shit who has like tons of pictures of anime girl titties and
stuff and then people but mine's gonna be better i don't know how it's just
it's just gonna be better like i'm gonna see what's great is like some some guy
on tiktok will like see it in a part of the corner be like look at this look at
this part and then it's like but it's actually just your car you're just like
because usually like you know guys that do that they're like you know maybe not
the yeah and then on the windows on the front of the car i'm gonna put in big
old letters
Kitty gang nation.
I mean milking nation At my little porn
hub on the back of the car It's gonna it's gonna be a sexy car and you never
eventually cuz I like
It's going to be a lot of work in progress. Do you like any other kind of
cars or just Subaru?
That's your main thing?
I really like Subarus.
I dated a girl. I dated a lot of girls, sorry.
I dated a girl who had a Pontiac. I didn't even know what a Pontiac was.
I'm 19. That wasn't my time.
They probably stopped making those cars when I was born.
When did Pontiac stop?
They don't make anymore, no.
That's a good American. When did they stop?
I don't know. Anyway, this girl, she loved her Pontiac.
She would not go to that shit. That shit was ready to die and go to the junkyard.
But she was like, no.
She did everything in her power to keep that motherfucker alive.
Do you know what Saturns are?
Saturns? Do you remember Saturns?
It was a car company.
That's a good old memory.
My mom owned a Saturn.
When I was like in the 90s, I thought it was really cool cuz I didn't know
anything about cars when I was a little kid Cuz I just like I was like it's
named after a space planet You guys are
gonna see someday I'm gonna like post some nice photos of me in my car and
then I'm gonna have Alex over here with me No,
no don't download this listen listen if we can get like 36 million views, right?
When I get my car, let's put Alex in a maid dress.
And pose him near the car. If we get 36 million views. There's some content out
there with me in a maid dress that can be found.
Wait, really?
Yeah. Are you like being 100 at a... Yeah, yeah. Okay, like... I have a...
I've done some things.
Okay, because I did cyber security for a while. I cleared all the certifications,
so... I'll find it. Oh, can you help? No, no, it's fine. No, it's good.
No, it's good content. I'm proud of it. It's good content.
Okay, so you'd be willing... I just don't... There's a lot of things I don't
do anymore, but... Okay, but would you be willing to do it? Okay, so then I can
go... Okay, for one million, one million views, will you wear the maid dress in
my car? And then I'll wear a bunny girl outfit.
Well, not from the... I mean... I'll wear a bunny girl outfit. You'll see
these titties on like full like... I'll wear the maid dress with you. If you
want me to wear a maid dress, because just as like a...
being horny kind of thing for fun like that's i mean no i want you to do like
the cute little bing like pose all smiley and do the peace signs and the
hearts and your little maid dress i'll be in the maid dress with you maybe what
do you guys think milking nation that's a little i'll think
about it But my thing is, I love Sailor Moon. All my fans know this. I adore
Sailor Moon with my entire being. I have thousands of dollars worth of a
collection in the back of Virginia in storage.
Except for Sailor Mars.
Anything Sailor Mars, I do not own.
I have beef with Sailor Mars.
If you watch Sailor Moon, that's the red one. I think the anime should be
illegal. I think we need to ban the shit.
No.
My titties should be in an anime.
I've watched some anime before. I'm not like a big, I don't know too much about.
Let me tell you, an anime that's going to change your life. If you don't like
it, you should be nuked. Okay.
Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood.
Okay, so I started watching that. No, you need to finish it. And I thought it
was cool.
I don't want to hear this, I started. You need to finish it.
Because that's one of those animes that brings you through.
No, it's so good. It's one of the best.
The emotions that it takes you through, the plot, the storyline, the way you
grow with the characters.
Yeah, it's a little bit long, but you get to grow with the characters. You
learn to love them.
I've never cried so much during an anime.
Fullmetal Alchemist.
What is One Piece?
Listen. I see people talking about it. Okay, so One Piece is notorious because
it has over, I think, almost 2,000 episodes now. Jesus Christ.
And it's like, think of Pokemon.
It's just like little adventures, but it's a longer one, so I can understand
why people don't want to start it. It's one of those things that people started
when they were younger, and they can keep watching it because they're all
caught up, you know? Yeah. I understand why it's hard for people to listen. How
long has it been around?
A while.
Like 10 years?
say like the 90s so like oh like 20 something yeah um but i love it because
it's another one where you like it's like stupid little plot like it's like
the it's like sailor moon too because someone has like a hundred not a hundred
200 episodes
and they're all like a lot of fillers you know they have a newer one where
it's like um like shorter more like the manga so it's shorter and like straight
to the point but you know this these kids show they have like a lot of filler
things and that's what one piece does it has a lot of filler episodes but you get
a chance to grow with the characters to learn about the characters to love the
characters and create kind of like a thing you know and that's what makes one
piece super profitable is that they make people fall in love with these
characters and then people buy like a whole bunch of shit you know And then
not to mention, if they see that, oh, people are loving this character, let me
show more of this character.
Like, more money, more views, you know?
Yeah. It's like a marketing tactic. They like getting at your heart.
Like, for example, Sanji.
I would, I would, I would never date a girl again for Sanji. Like, Sanji's,
Sanji's the love of my life. That's my husband.
Do you have the hentai body pillow thing?
Have I had one or do I have one?
Either one.
Are there girl body pillows in your possession?
Don't lie.
Yes.
Man, you can't even blame me.
Kitties.
Like my my sister she had like a Jonathan Joestar. That's Jojo. I won't
even get into Jojo cuz that's that's that's like for me That's uncharted
territory that I refuse to touch Like the one show like I refused to like even
touch but she had like Jonathan Joestar with like the big teddy bear thing. Yeah
Do you watch do you like watching like hentai?
I do watch hentai. Yeah Cuz what kind of what kind of stuff tentacle porn?
It's good.
Yeah, I used to, um, you know the little tentacle things that you can put on your
fingers? I used to finger myself with those.
I would, like, I would, like, tease myself and put it, like, over my titties
and my thighs and my legs and finally I would just finger myself with a fucking
tentacle.
I've never told anybody this, so you guys are the first.
No, that's good. I believe you.
It's not a thing of believing me or not.
Know yeah, I believe the young toy mothers, but it should be told that
these are people need to know I fingered myself with tentacle toys yeah, so one
day like they they all disappeared I Was like so excited. I was like oh shit my
parents found the tentacles Did they ever bring it up no
That's a conversation you want to have a kid why do you have so many of
these
I think I'm going to do that for my Christmas tree.
I'm going to do like a nice big pink Christmas tree with pink tentacles
everywhere and just anime titties everywhere.
I think that'll be like iconic, you know? I think that will be good.
I'll have to send you photos.
The car, like the tree, you know, like everything is just going to be,
everything's going to be great, you know?
I'm going to take my pants off.
He said, my pants are already off.
Join.
So,
Here, you get the pillow.
If you give me the pillow. I'm giving it to you. I'm giving it to you. I swear to
God, I'm not going to take it.
You're not going to take half of it again. No.
She's bullying me.
I'm not bullying him. Look, he's taking part of the pillow again. I'm not. A
little bit. Okay. You take it.
Yeah.
So, when did these start getting?
I started growing boobs at eight.
When did they get like by middle school? No, they were always super big by middle
school. I was a triple D So guess my size now
That's just some like G or H or something
I'm a 32 double G
Did you ever have uh, where'd you
go to like school?
um i was always moving okay but um i always found it super funny because i
was like because you know how like riley reed went to like flanagan right no
where's that it's uh it's a broward school oh yeah she's down here i know a
guy that dated her actually he's a very special he's a very special guy so um
i'm not gonna say where i went to school
But it was like Florida? But everybody in that school, they're like, oh yeah,
Riley Reid went to Flanagan. People at Flanagan are like, yeah, Riley Reid went
here. So I'm like, damn.
So if I really blow up, and I probably will, because I mean, kiddies.
Not to sound like, you know, conceited or anything, but imagine I just become
the next Riley, not the next Riley Reid, but like.
in the purpose of like everybody in my high school knowing who that is yeah
like people don't even know me and they're like oh that high school yeah
like crystal chase used to go there and now she's like big shitty porn star
that's good high school should start putting their do you got any big porn
stars you gotta put like a plaque in the front of the building like i know for
like wikipedia and stuff like flanagan like that they're notable alumni it's
like really reading that's good maybe maybe i'll be there
What do you think about balls?
What do I think about balls? Please touch them.
Balls. You like them? Are you a fan? Yours are so soft.
Thank you. Why are balls so soft?
They're membranes. They're something.
They're weird. So what is the purpose of balls?
I think, well, I'm a scientist, so I think that... Are you actually a
scientist? No, I don't know anything about anything stuff I talk about.
I think jizz comes out of them.
I think that's what they're for. Yeah, but, like, look, you have, like, okay,
so you have skin, right? Like,
you have this sack, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you just have, look, your
ball just went to the side.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because it's got, yeah, like, little weird things. Yeah,
but they're just moving, like, side to side. Like, look, look, there's all this
skin, right? Yeah. And then there's just these balls that go, like, from side to
side. Like, how'd that work?
I don't know. Like, I can't say anything because Titty is, like, you know.
Well, I think it's, like.
I think, like, women, their ovaries are basically balls, but they're just, like,
tiny inside your body or something. No, because our balls are, like, tiny, you
know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm saying, you kind of have balls, but they're just
up in the... Our balls are just outside and exposed to the elements. Well, I
mean, my balls are right here, you know? I mean, they're so big, they could be a
person, you know? Yeah.
How do... Where do babies come from? How does that happen?
Well, okay, so funny story actually learn what sex was for my best friend in
middle school I mean not middle school elementary school Because nobody would
tell me so she was like so when a mommy popped art and a daddy popped her when I
have crumbs Daddy sticks his donut hole and mommy's donut
And then they make crumbs And I was like,
you know and then I thought I thought sex was like naked humping for the
longest time. That's exactly what it is.
That's not what it is because you're entering. I didn't think you entered
somebody. I thought people just like naked hump because I had walked in my
parents once.
And I thought people just naked hump.
And I'll never forget when I was four years old, like three, almost four. And
I walked into my parents, right?
So then shortly after, my sister comes into play.
And I'm like, did I walk in when my sister was created? Because my sister is
four years younger than me.
That's a flex.
I was there when you were born.
I legit never... I like playing with cocks, don't I? No, that's cool.
Can you... Can you spin a little bit?
No.
Put that in your mouth.
A little
more spin.
He said, okay, cool.
We're doing casual shit, you know?
You can kind of do it a little bit slower if you want.
Can you use this hand or is that weird?
It is weird.
I'm kink shaming you.
You don't like me using my left hand? No, just visually.
I'm ambidextrous.
This is discrimination. I didn't know what the fuck. I think I thought that...
That you like laid down next to each other or something bad.
I think when I was like five, I had this girl lay next to me in bed.
We were both like five or something.
And I thought that was like, I didn't even do it. Like I didn't even, I had no
idea what was going on.
So what did you think sex was when you were a kid? I don't even know. I didn't
really understand. I didn't know it was a thing.
I'm talking about cash cow, hat dude.
What did you think sex was when you were younger?
You can't really.
Bad.
I thought it was bad. It isn't like sex.
But he's smart.
He's smart.
Yeah, squeeze the balls on it.
Squeeze.
I feel like squeezing a teddy on it. Did you ever have any male teachers?
Oh yeah, all the fucking time.
But I would call them out. Salute to the male teachers, the high school teachers
out there.
What kind of stuff would they do? Would they just be like staring at your boobs?
Yeah, they would make that shit super noticeable. And I was like, mmm.
No, because I was really annoying as a kid. So I didn't like male teachers
touching me.
So if they touch me, I'd be like, you know, because I knew that I have really
big boobs, and I was vulnerable.
So I was like a minor.
And any time a male teacher would touch me, I would just yell out, minor.
He's like, those titties say legal.
Yeah, everybody was like, you look like a grown woman.
Minor.
You just say minor.
That's good.
I had people counting down until the day I turned 18, you know?
Yeah, there's people like that.
Bad.
People on Twitter get very mad at those people. I don't like them.
Twitter gang. You know what? Since we're on the topic of Twitter, let's talk
about Twitter porn. Twitter porn is really good.
That's what I get off to.
Well, there's accounts that post really hot stuff.
Like http underscore daddy.
I think I might see his. Quality shit.
I think I might see his stuff. I haven't found any like good lesbian ones.
Like girl on girl stuff.
I've jerked off to stuff on Twitter before. So I started making my own and
then I just jack off to like my porn.
That's good. You watch your own videos?
No, I make my own videos and then I watch them. Oh, like secret videos?
Yeah.
That's good.
Because it's hot when you watch movies.
I jerk off to myself a lot.
It's good. It's hot.
Wouldn't that be considered gay if you jerked off to yourself? Yes.
He just let it. He's like, I'm gay. Yep.
Yep.
But I'll sometimes, a lot of times I'll start, I'll be like editing a video and
I'm like.
I start jerking off because it's hot. Then maybe I might go on somewhere else
and watch something else.
A lot of times I'll just watch my own shit. I feel like I can't watch my porn
because I just analyze everything I do. Like, oh my goodness, why did I make
that face? Or why do I look like that? What was I doing? What was I thinking?
I overthink into scenes.
Instead of watching it just to enjoy it and for pleasure, I like... micro
analyze everything that i could do better in that scene we're
gonna fight over this pillow we're gonna do blowjobs
man
i
don't know if you should get a blowjob after stealing the pillow like that
They are gonna get hidden regardless.
No, that's fine.
Hey guys, I have huge curly hair.
That's fine, don't worry about it.
You can actually, uh, you can like lay back actually.
Like kind of more straight back if you want.
Like it's yeah, you gotta turn over on your stomach a little more
You can work with me a little bit.
So how many girls have you been with?
I talked about this once in an interview.
I, when I was in high school, I had this girlfriend that went to a Catholic
school. Yeah. And we used to have, and we had like free testing centers over
there, you know?
So we used to have these massive, Girl and girl orgies multiple times. Is this
true? No, I cannot lie about this. I wish this was a lie. No, because this is
the thing. He can think I'm lying all the time.
If you send your daughter to a Catholic school, she might... You know how people
are like, oh, well, like TV or... No, things that might make your daughter
like girls.
Catholic school. Especially if it's an all-girls Catholic school.
I know because I've heard so many things about girls at Catholic school just
going wild.
Anyways, we had these massive orgies multiple times a week.
Where? Sometimes with the same girls, sometimes with different girls. It was
always at her house.
At this one girl's house?
Yeah. They have, like, a nice house?
Yeah. Like, what would you guys... You like my Muslim outfit?
Mm-hmm.
I don't need to hear my lesbian... Were you guys, would you... When you did it,
would you be wearing, like, the schoolgirl outfits?
Some of them would be in uniform. Yeah, I wouldn't be cuz I didn't go to fucking
Catholic school Oh, so these are just like you hanging out with like Catholic
school girls. Mm-hmm.
How many girls are we talking?
I Don't remember like five six at a time. Yeah, no way more than that. What
15
And then, like, what would be going down? Like, just, like, everybody eating
each other's pussies? Yeah, everybody would just be fucking each other.
You know?
And this... How would they... Was this, like, a lesbian gang in this high school
or something?
Mm-mm.
I don't... I don't know exactly how it started, because my girlfriend started
it. Like, we started small, you know?
And then it started growing, and it just became these things.
That's what...
She was known for.
And we would, like... It was so funny because we would, like, keep this log of
all the girls who were fucking each other. Yeah.
And then, like, STD results and crap.
Okay. So that was, like... It was, like, more regulated than the porn industry.
Like, if somebody popped, we would, like, track that shit down, you know?
Did you guys ever get, like, caught?
No. Having giant gay orgies?
Nope.
Well, that's good. Biggest flex.
If you're listening to this, yes, I'm talking about our orgies.
She would kill me.
So would you like, I mean, how often are you with
guys and stuff compared to a lot more often with girls?
When I came into the porn industry, I'd only been with two guys. Oh, wow. Ever
in my life.
And even then it wasn't like much so Um for net video girls, they had to teach
me how to give a blow job.
They had to teach me how to do Missionary they had to teach me how to
doggy they had to teach me how to like You know How to how to reverse cow girl
and all that kind of stuff Because like I thought it was different and then
like, you know girl stuff, but No, yeah, but I had only been with like two guys
in my life at that point
So I was like super inexperienced and everybody's like oh, she doesn't know
what she's doing Yeah, cuz like when you when you meet a girl who's a virgin,
right? Do you expect I know what she's doing?
No, right So I had only been with two guys and it was like on like once once
or twice with each guy So I didn't know anything
Yeah
So you said, like, somebody, like, some shoot they try to teach you how to do,
like,
tit job or whatever?
They said, like, they made fun of you. They said that tit jobs were bad.
They were bad?
How'd they have you doing it, like, where you're, like, on the... No, it's
just because when, tit jobs are tricky because they get, like, really slippery.
So it's just a thing that you learn by, like, practice, you know?
Yeah, let me show you. I'll show you.
I'll show you.
you're gonna show me how to give a kick so this is like this works for
everything but like leg i'm kind of like whatever okay just lay on your back okay
pillow is mine again guys so this this this works like
kind of like in any like where you're sitting up or not hey guy but
i'll show you proper
Yeah,
you can just put your legs down. Just relax. Yeah.
Yeah, so then put your... You see what I mean? It's slippery.
Yeah, so this is the key, right?
So you have your hands kind of like towards the bottom.
So it shows most of them, right?
No, it's here at the top.
Kind of like low like this.
And then the key is, they're doing this right, is like put your fingers over the
top of my cock.
Just put your...
Like kind of cross your fingers on this.
Yeah, not that, not just a little bit.
Like kind of like that.
But kind of have them like put some kind of force down a little bit.
Yeah.
And then.
Yeah.
Your boobs are so big, it's like.
Yeah, they just get swallowed, you know? Yeah.
But that's like, that's kind of how you do it to where it's like.
It works the kind of best.
Gotcha, so what I've always been doing I just put me Do you didn't you weren't
doing that at first?
Because you were instructing me Go watch my fiends. Okay
I'm
a titty fucking pro now. Well, not right now because it just fell out But before
I was struggling now I got it
Let's see if we can turn it up any more.
Are you showing your pillow back?
Nah.
Like this?
So when you're, when you're with most girls and you kind of like, do not do
that. Do what?
Uh, rub my clit. Oh shit. I'm sorry. This is like super sensitive.
Uh, no, for some reason. And this is, this is what girls and guys, whenever I
get my clit rubbed, it immediately like, it turns me off.
Don't call me weird. No, no, no, no.
I mean, but like, is licking it okay? Or just like, yeah, licking it's fine. It's
like, it's like when people rub it with their fingers.
Okay.
It doesn't matter if they know what they're doing don't know what they're
doing. It's just been like a thing for me It just turns me off, you know, yeah,
you know people have like very specific things Do you have anything that is
weird that specifically turns you off?
I? Mean there's probably a few things but I mean not like anything like
Exactly, you know, I mean, but like I like my balls licked a lot, but I don't
really like I'm sucked So sometimes I'll tell girls the light and they'll kind of
like start sucking on and I'm like was this because it like kind of like More
like hurts to me.
Gotcha. Gotcha. But some guys like. Yeah, that's the same with my clit. When
you rub my clit, it hurts.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
So you said you were an all-star Twin Peaks employee?
No.
Not the all-star. I wasn't an all-star. How long did you work there?
A couple months.
But you did like you did very well.
Yeah, a lot of girls do really well there if you don't watch one piece I
don't know what to say. Well, I mean, I mean there's one location that doesn't
really do well because the girls are just kind of like You know Yeah,
I'm just super tight
But
overall like you liked it
What was
the
what was the biggest tip you got?
I cannot disclose that. No, no.
You're talking with him.
No. No, how much?
5K.
That's pretty good. But it was given me after work hours.
Okay. Like, right before I was about to leave, they were like, here.
Oh.
Because, you know, when other girls see stuff like that, they get, like, they
get upset or they get jealous.
Yeah. Well, fuck them. They're going to get mad at you.
You know?
I'd be like, damn, what are you doing that I'm not?
He's taking off the family therapy shirt, guys. I'm special.
He only takes it off for me.
I look so cute with my little
slime giraffe. I should wear these more.
I feel like I never wear them.
Because I haven't been going out much.
Fuck. I love doggy.
He feels so good.
But I feel like I can't tell people doggy is my favorite position because I
feel like that's every girl's favorite position.
Yeah, it's a lot of girl's favorites.
It's good though.
Can you bounce all of them?
I'm going to make these girls do some work here.
Hey, I do lots of work. Don't start.
I'm trying to feed those teddies. Oh, God.
I feel almost like I can suck on them while I'm fucking around.
Oh, that's interesting.
Where else is like this one piece your only job or So
like I would go to like other restaurants when they
really don't bring your Twin Peaks shit here because the girls Like
one
girl got mad because I would call my no customers poppy
Yeah, that's got to be real. Oh, let me sit down.
Get on.
They kind of ride me.
I don't get like that.
But
girls
get like, so you probably like girls get very like be mean to you for having such
big boobs.
Oh yeah, of course.
I'd be like, oh, I've got a saggy spit. I'm like, there ain't nothing saggy
about my titties.
That's mean.
Girls be nice to each other.
Especially to girls with huge boobies.
Yes, kindness is always the answer.
It would be funny if someday I would just get tired of it and I would say
stuff back.
And they would go so quiet afterwards.
Hey Nick, get this a little bit from the side.
So pretty much just like restaurants?
Yep.
I never worked at a restaurant, man. I used to be a host, too. Oh, my God. My
host days were so funny.
I used to kick people out.
Why? Did you ever be drunk or something?
No, people were just rude.
Like old men?
Yeah.
What did you do?
I would literally kick them out, and I'd be like, you can go somewhere else.
Because if you're going to be rude to the host, the first person that greets
you, especially when they're being nice and respectful towards you.
and you're going to be rude to them because you've had a shitty day, then
you're going to be rude to my servers.
And if you're going to be rude to my servers, you're probably going to talk
to the manager, and then you're going to be rude to my manager, and you're going
to be rude to the kitchen.
And if she's just going to be rude, as soon as you walk in, I might as well
just kick you out, and that's what I did.
So you were just walking the restaurant? Yeah, I've had people try to sit and
grab a table, and I'd be like, you're funny.
I would just basically tell the server, do not serve that table.
Nobody served them, and eventually they'd walk out.
Especially when most restaurants are freezing cold.
That's so good.
Here, jump over to me.
Come down like, kind of, and blow me.
Yeah.
Try to, try to kind of like...
Oh, it's just hard because I have a really tiny mouth.
And
then
like
look at me a little bit.
So I'm gonna teach you something.
Like lick.
Kind of stick your tongue out and then kind of like lick up and then all the
way.
Yeah.
What do you think about like
different places you've been to in the world versus like America?
Like, do you like, like, do you like Thailand better than like living in the
States? Yeah, for sure.
i'm gonna retire there but like for now you're like happy being over here no i
miss it every day it's kind of like how i miss puerto rico every day i was
supposed to go in december but hurricane because that's where you're like from
that yeah yeah i know some people that really like puerto rico
I'm kind of happy, though. These people were coming to the country and
destroying it with their multi-million dollar homes, and now their multi
-million dollar homes are in the water.
And I don't mean just in the water, like flooding. They put it on the mountains,
so the mountains, there was like a mudslide, and their multi-million dollar
homes, the ocean.
They're just coming over and hanging out.
That's not true.
You guys don't like them over there? Not fans?
No, not when you build a house on the beach and then you try to make it a
public beach.
I mean, a private beach.
You know, when you're like, because they're taking up all the things and
then you're making everything super expensive and Puerto Rico, like there's
not a lot of jobs there and there's not a lot of money to be made there, so.
These people are like barely surviving, you know?
And then, even in like unknown towns.
Yeah.
Houses now are like 3.5 million dollars.
Yeah shit's gotten a lot more expensive now because so many people are there for
taxes and stuff
How
many
people live in Puerto Rico?
Probably a couple million
I miss it, though. I miss it every day. It's so pretty.
I don't think there's not pretty stuff in the States, you know?
Yeah, I don't know. A lot of the country, though, like, where people
live, it's, like, not... Just, like, you know, commercial sprawl.
You know?
Puerto Rico's probably got more, like... Less built up, right?
Except where people are building houses everywhere.
Yeah, pretty much.
It's time for your favorite thing. What is my favorite thing reverse cowgirl?
Yeah
This is a great position. This is like what?
This is how husband and wives make babies.
What?
That is not true.
This is how you do it.
Show the magic trick.
Oh yeah.
My magic trick.
That's very good. Can you do it that long?
Yep Yep Sometimes when I'm bored I get my own hickey I give my own boots
hickeys like right there We
had some technical difficulties with reverse
cowgirl even though that's the most natural
Normal position that most people have sex in all the time.
I hope that sarcasm What if you met how crazy would it be if you it's like
there's gotta be some got there that like hooks up with a chick and then like
Just tries to immediately fucking reverse cowgirl.
How like will the psychopathic?
There's some somebody's into that do you know any strap-ons I've broken from a
risk Calgary just like practicing
Do you have any dicks I've broken?
Yeah, come on.
Let's take this all the way off.
We're taking it all the way off? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey,
guys.
I just sit up and say, sit back.
So you say you like, you like, like feet stuff?
Yeah, I love feet stuff.
I'm a foot enjoyer myself.
your mouth soon is that cool in my mouth yeah it's never been done funny enough
do you not want to do that or are you okay with it most people do my face and
my titties is it cool if you I mean no like if you don't like I've just never
done it okay so is it cool if we try it um if you want to sure you can you can
just like spit it out you can just spit it out and spit it in my mouth okay spit
it in your mouth um I'm kidding
Unless you know.
Oh, did we just find something out about him?
You like your cunt spit into your mouth?
I mean, no comment.
There might be video evidence of that.
I'm a little freak.
Well, now I want to try it.
That wasn't bad.
I've never done that before.
No, that's... No, I have.
Thank you for coming on the podcast.
Appreciate it very much.
All right, guys.
See you next time.
Bye-bye.
I like bugs.
I like to eat bugs.
No, you don't.
I eat bugs every day in my pod.
You love Thailand.
Let me see the movie.
Are they out there eating bugs in Thailand?
Yeah.
Mommy, mommy.
Mommy monkey.
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