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My, what a beautiful house.

Yes, it is.

I have one of these in my New York apartment.

Oh, that's nice.

This is the original.

Lovely.

Two ripe fruits.

These are the originals.

A nice pair, aren't they?

How would you like to see the rest?

I mean the best room in the house.

The bathroom?

Not yet.

That comes later.

You know, Mrs. Lautrec, this is definitely a fortuitous meeting.

You know, I had thought that all the meeting places and lounges of Europe had

been, had been picked clean, that there weren't any new faces, that the well had

run dry.

But now, now I find a rose, a beautiful flower in

full bloom, not whose petals are closed, but wide open and lovely.

Satin sheets, they always run tingles up my spine.

I'm glad you like it

Oh. Oh.

Skin. Skin like China.

Legs. Legs like clinging vines.

I can see squeezing my toy soldier.

Fluids and juices are flowing.

Like a river.

Fuck me count.

Ready for seconds, madame?

Do you think your little tourist soldier can come to attention again?

You will like this.

I like this.

And a few other sordid goodies.

Ha, ha, ha!

Quickly now, get here.

Hurry.

Shameless hussy?

Yes.

Trollop?

Yes.

Tart?

You're a tart.

Yes.

Are you wearing underwear?

Lift my skirt and look.

I'll do what you want. I know.

Step out of your clothes.

Your whore is going to love you.

Where were you tonight?

Were you thinking of me?

Your strumpet?

Yes.

I was busy.

I was out.

Yes, I was thinking of you.

And you need me now.

Yes.

Now hold my head and guide my mouth onto your twitching cock.

Do you want me to raise my skirt over my hips? Yes.

And pull my panties down while I hold your balls and suck your cock?

Yes.

Oh.

Can you see the cheeks of my ass?

Yes, I can see.

I can see your beautiful ass.

Will you fuck me?

Will you fuck me now while I'm on my knees like this? I want to eat you

first.

Yes.

Can you feel me sticking my tongue into your pussy?

You want me to fuck you now?

Oh, fuck me.

Please leave them on.

Just pull them down a little ways.

Why?

So your balls will rub against them when you fuck me.

Can you feel it?

Your balls rubbing against my silk panties?

Yes. I can feel it.

Are you going to come?

Yes. Yes.

Don't come in me.

I'll spread my cheeks so you can come there.

I

know

it's unthinkable.

I want to feel your warm, wet sperm in a different place.

Don't put it in.

Just come there now.

Yes.

Now pull my panties back up.

Stain them with your sperm.

Oh, hello, Mother.

Who was that?

She comes with the room.

Well, it was not what I call an easy evening.

The Count is a man of unusual habits.

I tried keeping him out later, but he was becoming impatient.

Where did he keep the diamond?

We didn't get what we wanted last night.

They are beautiful, aren't they?

They're worth a fortune as they are.

But I would give everything to see the set complete before we go back to New

York.

Don't worry, Paul.

It may take time, but we'll get what we're after.

We'll come back.

You've got your father's eyes.

Will you be here much longer?

No, I have an appointment in Istanbul in the near future. Ah, it's a shame to

lose such promising new friends so soon.

Mother, did you hear about the man who threw himself off the leaning tower of

Pisa? I think such behavior is just a scream.

Why do you think the missing diamond is in the United States?

Since Lady Colgate and her daughter didn't have it, it was probably sold by

the count and smuggled in.

He knows some very wealthy people in New York.

I love New York.

Good evening, Mr. Greenfield.

As usual, Sid Martini, shake and not stir.

To all of you.

You gorgeous man, why don't you put me outside in five minutes?

I'm impressed.

Don't expect a boy to do a man's job.

Drink?

Thank you.

A martini, shaken, not stirred, with two olives?

Precisely the way I like it.

I'm not surprised.

You look like a man with good taste.

Tell me about it yourself.

There's nothing to tell.

Oh, come on, you're beautiful.

You're rich.

Does it show?

Most definitely.

I like what you've got, you've got, you've got, you know.

Take

it

easy.

Now unzip my pants.

Take it in your hands.

Go on.

I said close.

I said you won't be seen.

I said close.

Go on.

Struck.

Oh,

not so fast.

Don't squeeze it so hard.

Slow.

like this oh that's it oh that's nice

oh

oh that's right good

you're not going to come

Oh, you've been sweetheart.

Here? Oh, don't stop.

Go on.

Go on. Yeah.

You've got it.

You've got it.

You've got it.

You've got it.

I like what you've got.

Very carefully.

Put it back in.

Zip my fly back up.

Go ahead.

Good.

Good.

Okay.

Now what else?

Put this in your purse for now.

When you wear it, think of me.

You'll have to excuse yourself by now, though, because there's something I must

do.

May I please have your olive?

Yes, of course.

let's dance alright

I think the music stopped.

What?

Okay.

You know, I would never consider coming home with a perfect stranger.

I admire your sense of adventure.

I know.

Don't tell me your name.

You will be my

Unknown stranger.

Here, let me help you with your pants.

My goodness.

You are a perfect stranger.

Come over here beside me and lie down. Right here.

That's it.

Look at that.

Oh, yes.

Your balls feel heavy.

I like that.

The skin of your cock is like satin.

No, no, no, no. Relax.

I'm going to use this young body of yours.

Stick out your tongue.

Further. Yes.

Just your cock and your tongue are stiff.

I'm going to sit on your tongue.

I'm gonna fuck your tongue.

All right?

Keep

that tongue

stiff. What did you think I was, a natural blonde?

Okay?

Mm-hmm.

That's it.

Now

take

your cock and balls in your hands.

That's it.

Higher. Stroke it.

Stroke it, yeah. Stroke it faster.

Here, I'll wet it with my tongue.

I can tell you haven't had a woman in a long time, have you?

So very long.

You want to fuck me now, huh?

I'm gonna lose you now.

Get away from me.

We're gonna fuck your cock, aren't we?

Deeper. Deeper.

Faster.

You love it, don't you?

I do.

It's good, huh?

You're gonna come soon, aren't you?

You're gonna come soon?

You did quite well last night.

So did you.

I could hardly sleep with all the noise.

Well, you know I adore young men.

Paul, look at this.

I think we have something here.

What will you have today, Mr.

Greenfields? Fucking or sucking?

Oh, I don't know, Marsha. I presume a little of each.

We'll finish fucking.

Anal or vaginal?

What was it yesterday?

Let's see. Anal, no, oral.

Okay, in that case, we'll have some mouth and pussy.

Yes, sir.

How's the family, Marsha?

Oh, just fine.

The station wagon's in the garage again.

I can't get good service anywhere.

Kindly tell Mr. Greenfield that the mysterious woman he met last evening is

here to return something that is no doubt valuable to him.

Mr.

Greenfield's office?

Yes.

Yes?

Oh, she is?

Well, tell her I'll be with her in a moment.

Thank you.

That'll be all, Marshal.

Thank you.

He'll be with you in a minute. Please sit.

I'm intensely grateful.

You'll see her now.

How are you?

Mr. Greenfield?

Please.

It's worth the pleasure of this visit.

I believe you dropped this last evening.

Anyone so honest certainly deserves a reward.

I really couldn't accept anything.

Oh, come now, you must want something.

I have everything I could possibly want.

Well, in that case, at least dinner at my place.

My, what a charming idea.

Would it be permissible for my chauffeur to wait in the foyer?

He suffers from acute agoraphobia.

Hello.

Oh, hello.

It's a beautiful night.

Yes. Yes, it is.

I can't go out, though. I'm expected on duty.

Have you eaten?

Would you like to come into the kitchen?

This is very nice of you.

Mrs. Lautrec.

I thought we'd have a little something.

I hope you're hungry.

I'm famished.

Mm, good.

Good. Thank you.

Champagne, of course. Certainly.

Did you know that as a young man I was quite shy?

But as I grew older, I realized that

one should never pass up the opportunity of being with a

beautiful woman.

I have no intention of making things difficult for you.

So are you the cook?

No, I'm the maid.

The cook's gone home.

I spend most of the time here by myself in the kitchen.

Except... Except when?

Except when he needs me.

You can't believe the things that go on here.

I'll fix you something.

Oops.

Many years ago, my one great passion was for good food. What?

Good food.

Oh. I'll fix you some eggs.

Since discovering beautiful women, I realized that I must have the two.

I'm a fanatic.

This is the most outrageous behavior

I've ever encountered.

Sir, you're wrinkling my dress.

Nothing really matters to me.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Potato. Me!

Oh.

One. Apple, one.

I'm in a turkey.

Yeah, wait a minute.

Carrots, carrots.

What are you eating?

There.

Cauliflower.

Carrots, carrots.

Wait, how? How? No.

Mm-hmm.

Mm.

Yummy.

Apple, plum, olives.

Celery.

Grape.

Flour.

Food.

Food.

Wow.

be a mother yet.

Don't come.

Don't move.

Ah.

That was wonderful.

I enjoyed the tour of the house.

Come on.

Oh, what is it? I want to show you something in my library.

Oh.

And after dinner, cordial.

Turn around.

Now. Oh.

These are for you.

Oh.

And that's when I saw it.

The room seemed to darken.

And all I could see was its beauty.

The fair child diamond.

The missing jewel from the necklace.

What's that?

What?

Girl's best friend.

It was a stroke of luck, but we found it at last.

The Fairchild diamond.

To a very successful transaction.

To the Fairchild diamond.

Putting business aside, Irving, I just brought back some new instruments, just

released on the French market.

Oh, I'm sure you'll like to try them out, wouldn't you?

I'm sure we won't have any problem finding a willing

subject.

Also, I recently added a new addition to my pleasure chest.

Oh, not without great cost, let me tell you.

She was...

She was as beautiful as a big red apple.

Unfortunately, she was rotten at the core.

After an ordinary beginning in bed, we entered into a second round that lasted

until sunrise.

Sounds splendid, but what's all this about rotten apples?

Well, it was all right until then.

But then things began to sour like a lemon.

Of course, I had no reason to suspect the lady, but...

The coincidence.

There was no hard evidence against her.

But I'll tell you, I would like to meet her again.

It was only good fortune that I sold you the fat child diamond a week before.

Otherwise, that would have been gone as well.

You need another drink.

Incidentally, you're welcoming to my annual masquerade.

Of course.

Waiter, more champagne?

It's me, it's me. I thought so. Irving, listen, listen.

I got a great idea, Irving.

Why don't we keep count? Then we can prepare notes later.

Oh, come now. How will I know you're telling me the truth?

Oh, you'll just have to trust me, Irving.

Trust you? Trust you?

mask on. Nobody is supposed to know who you are.

Oh, mother.

Hello, darling.

Melinda, I told you to keep that mask on. Please put it back on.

Why don't you have a little food?

Oh, that is the lady I was telling you about.

I think we're about one even now.

Better get on the ball, County.

Oh, this

is

Colgate. I do hope you brought your lovely daughter with you tonight.

Oh, I'm sure she's around here someplace.

Oh, forgive me, please.

Loretta Colgate, this is... Irving, remember, our identities are to be kept

a secret.

Oh, of course, my dear. I'm so sorry.

Excuse me, I'm going to the bar.

You like food?

I love chips. Have you tried these new British crackers?

They're lovely when you dunk.

Where's... account counting guests a little a little bit we have i heard he

had a recent unfortunate running with jewel thieves oh dear do you know the

news is all over the mediterranean oh darling i think someday soon some of

those baubles are going to appear on the black market oh no doubt do you know

what's interesting about six months ago i had a very similar experience no with

a pair of jewel thieves do you know they just happen to be mother and son the

son paul a stunning boy brought back feelings that were better left alone

But downstairs...

Oh

well, it was almost worth it.

All right.

Thirty-five, twenty-two, thirty-four.

I just love men in uniform.

Aren't you the Mrs. Lautrec whom I met in the French Riviera several months ago

with your son, Paul?

No, I'm afraid you must have mistaken me for someone else.

Well, if the young man you're with isn't your son, then why are you with him?

Darling. If you have to ask that question, then why are you here?

Ta-ta.

Enjoying the view?

Just sizing up the situation, Mother.

Listen, Paul, I think there's a woman here who may cause us trouble.

I've got to get busy.

Meet me upstairs.

My dear, it's getting late and others wait.

Au revoir.

What a fortuitous meeting.

Father. Oh, no.

It is my station in life to pick from the fruits of the vine.

Prepare yourself.

We must have it.

There's still a chance. Let's go.

No, Paul.

I guess it just wasn't meant to be.

We came so close.

Takes a thief to catch a thief.

Fuck them.

Let's go.

Yes? May I talk to my daughter for a minute?

Oh, sure.

Excuse me.

Good afternoon, ladies.

That was big.

Miss Swanson, Miss Swanson dear.

We're all gathering downstairs.

Are you here?

Oh, shit.

absolutely hungers for you just don't let him spill fruit on you do you know i

hear he's really quite marvelous do you count here often come what

i mean do you come listen my mother wants me to seduce you

right here now again she does where well

my dear child you know your mother is a truly great woman.

Mrs. Colgate thinks I should get your rocks off.

My diamond.

My diamond.

What's the matter? You're not going to join us?

What are we going to do now?

I don't know.

What are we going to do now?

We couldn't.

We couldn't.

Could we?

You wouldn't.

You wouldn't.

Would you?

Oh, we shouldn't.

Relax, Paul.

Just act natural.

Mother!

That you love me Can I believe you

When I know you better than you know yourself

So I never, never, never sleep forever, ever, ever You

know you're gonna tear me apart I never, never, never sleep forever, ever

I'm something special.

So just believe me.

Be sure I'll stay and never leave you if you want.

So never, never, never sit forever.

If I don't, they'll know. I know. I'll fake it. Don't you dare.

You'll come in my mouth.

Huh? Never.

Never, never, never say it.

My bad.

Neither do I.

We'll never find her.

Who? The maid?

Yes. She was wonderful.

I mean, you know how I feel about you, Mother.

But a man has got to think about... His future.

No. Other women.

You've got your father's eyes.

Oh, Mother.

In a way, this was the most idyllic period of my life.

A lover I could trust in every way.

My own son.

Someone I could teach all the mysteries of romance to.

How long could it go on?

It had to come to an end, sooner or later.

And it did.

Through a most unusual coincidence.

It's you.

The maid?

Yes.

Hello. I didn't know this was your place.

How have you been?

Fine, thanks.

Have you met my mother?

Not really.

How do you do?

Charmed, thank you.

Paul?

She stole the diamond.

I know.

A real professional.

We've been looking everywhere for you. I'm flattered.

Mother and I both admire you.

You know, it was only luck that I got to that Fairchild Diamond first. I worked

on that job for months.

What is your name?

Charlotte.

Charlotte.

Beautiful.

I got away during the party when the other guests and you and your mother...

I'm sorry. I know you had to do something to conceal your identity.

It's all right.

What did you do with the diamond?

Nothing. I still have it.

And I plan to get the others that match.

You know, Charlotte, you really are very beautiful.

Wouldn't you like to relax here for a while? You look rather tired.

Paul's told me some wonderful things about you. Mother.

It's all right, Paul.

You know, the only thing I really like are young men.

And diamonds.

And young ladies.

Don't you need me?

Never say forever, ever, ever if you think you're gonna break my heart.

You know

I know all about you.

I'm something special.

So just believe me.