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Oh, we like that, don't we?

What's going on in this house? It looks like a tornado passed through here.

Uh, what do you mean? Like, is it your turn to clean anyway?

My turn? Yeah, did you not see the chart?

Here we go again.

Did we make the chart? I think we did.

You're weak. I did it last week.

And did you not see the chart? What the hell is that?

We made the chart, remember?

Alright, look.

You know, this is like an ongoing issue.

Like, one day it's me, one day it's you. How about this, okay?

One game of pool.

Winner doesn't have to do any chores for a month.

For a whole month.

That's right.

You're going to do it?

And yours.

By playing pool?

Yeah. Oh, fuck yes. Let's go.

Shake off.

Yeah, let's go.

Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.

Oh, no.

Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.

Ah. Oh.

No, no, no. That's not a thing. That's not a thing. OK. OK.

Be too hard. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.

Oh. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.

Oh.

OK. We've got to go one more. We've got the time. All right. Here we go. Ready?

Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.

Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.

Boom. Whatever.

Yeah. All right. I like breaking things.

Yeah. It's fine. It's fine.

It's okay, I'm gonna win anyways.

Oh shit.

It's a good try.

Oh my god.

Do you want me to get your gloves or not?

Oh my god, no. Can you just get a ball in a hole for once?

Maybe I should stretch

I will do that.

I really don't know what you're going to do.

You're going to psych me out.

You bought it real good.

I will.

Maybe that one in the corner, but I'm also kind of faulting this one.

I think we can make it happen.

What do you think?

Actually, I'm going to ask him.

You know,

you really got me in my head with this one.

Oh my god, yes.

You see that?

Oh my god.

Okay, that was an easy one.

You see that?

It should have got in.

I don't know why it didn't, but you know what?

It was a garbage shop.

It was trash.

Alright, I think...

You should hit it this way and actually break all of this shit up.

You're not going to win today.

I'm not going to win?

I'm going to do my choice for a month.

Oh, fuck no. You're going to do my choice for a month. Excuse you, sir.

Seriously? I think I'm going to get that bastard in next.

Well, you know what?

I'm going to give you a benefit of the doubt. You're going to miss this next

shot. I know it. Oh, you think so? Yeah. I know so.

All right. All right.

Let's see.

That was totally on purpose.

All right. All right. I'll give you a free one. You get a freebie. You get a

freebie.

You're gonna lose anyway.

A lot on the line here.

Do

you miss?

You suck anyway.

So it's still open table.

Isn't it?

Oh, yeah, it is.

Where are you going for your next?

We'll see.

Stripes is usually my favorite.

I don't want any stripes. It's mine.

You can't have that.

You don't go for solids.

If you ever make one.

Don't think too hard.

I hate you so.

This is a game of angles, okay?

Lots of angles to play here.

Remember the angles when you clean it.

All the time. It's not fun.

You miss everything.

All the time.

Worst, duster, ever.

It's your turn then.

Let's figure this out.

Think. It's weird, really.

I think I can get that ball in.

Okay. See that guy over there? He's about to steal it.

Thief. Thief.

Let's see.

How do you get it like this?

Oh.

Oh.

Do you see that?

Yeah. Yeah, you saw that.

Okay. Long shot.

Eyes closed. One more time.

I'm not good with one hand. I'm a two-handed girl, yes.

I think you have a shot now.

I guess it's your turn now.

Well, before my turn, I'm definitely gonna sharpen this stick up a little

bit.

I need one.

This is actually good.

Let's do more laundry for your ass later.

Well, you know what? Since you're going to do it, I guess it doesn't matter.

Ah, no.

You're going to fucking do it, I swear.

What happened to helping out your stick?

Just lining up my shot.

Yeah?

What's going to be the best shot from here?

You're going to mix the hell out of that.

I mean, you can't do that.

You think so?

There is no self.

Take a shot, baby, quick.

Ready?

Oh, shit.

I guess we'll see.

Okay.

What? Really?

You don't answer that one. So close.

Right here.

This is going to be a trick shot.

Yeah? Yeah, it's going to be a trick shot. I have something for your tits.

Brace yourself for a little trick shot.

We'll see about that.

Yeah, we will see. You're going to lose miserably.

And it's broken too.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, I made a little asshole of it.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

I don't know what I'm gonna do. What am I gonna do with all this fruit? How many

times do I have to watch him clean up my mess?

You really think that's gonna happen? Oh, I know it's gonna happen. Do you see

this table?

It's not.

It's in my favor.

Oh my god.

I already know what my next shot is.

Maybe I might go to the beach or something with all this free time.

And I'll come back all sandy, all week long.

Oh my god, you know what? Let's see my next shot.

Get ready to lose.

Yes, sir.

Okay. Yeah, just like that.

Okay.

It's going to go right in.

Maybe.

See if we can get this.

Oh, man.

Looks like you got another shot at it, big boy.

I know you're not going to make it, though.

I'll make you wash this pussy after too.

You dirty fucking bird.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

I was ready for this.

I'm about

to give this a whole day of a call.

You watch it, because you're about to lose.

Oh, you hit it. You hit it.

Oh, that's the eight. I'm done.

That's the eight.

Winner. Yes.

Well.

Yes, dear.

So.

I guess so. Come on. Come on.

Well, deal's a deal, right?

I guess so.

31 days.

Wait, is there 31 days in this month? I guess we'll find out.

Fucking A.

God damn it. Okay.

There's a lot of stuff to keep out here.

Is this even mine?

Oh, yeah, it does. I always leave it half empty.

Hmm.

Well, it could be good for later.

Huh. I wonder.

Let's start here

has been here.

This is really cute.

I'm going to keep it because

it's so

freaking cute.

I love it.

Push me forward a little. Do you guys need scabs?

Do we even

open? Yeah.

Oh.

Come on. Are you going to close on me, you silly goose?

Hmm.

Okay.

I'm going to fold this.

This is beautiful.

I don't think I've ever done a better photo joke in my life.

Hey.

Huh, it's looking really good here.

Like this.

Thank you.

Why are these shorts freaking wet?

What? Whose shorts? Actually, they're mine. Hold on. Sorry. Common mistake.

Let's see.

These are definitely going in the laundry that way.

These. I don't know what the hell these are. These are going in the laundry too.

I think we're doing pretty good.

How's the room looking to you?

Looks great. Yeah?

Still got 31 days though.

Yeah?

How many clean helps turn you on?

I think winning turned you on.

Oh, yeah.

Right back.

God,

I don't want to taste myself on movies since they're being fucking dirty today.

I'm on cleanup crew.

We have to clean these carpets too. That would be disgusting.

Yep.

working in my face.

Fuck,

I made a mess.

Mm-hmm.

I'm ready to ride the hell out of this pool party over here.

Fish is a mess.

Yeah.

You're trying to loosen your arms.

Oh, yeah.

It's messy.

It's messy as fuck.

It's fucking sexy. Oh,

God.

Put that shit back in me.

Hold on.

So fucking nice, I swear.

You want me on top of it?

Just like that?

That's gonna help you come.

Oh shit.

Oh shit.

This came all over my fucking current.

Fuck. Shit, yes.

It tastes so sweet.

Damn.

Well, deal's a deal, right?

Yep, I guess fair is fair.

So, what do you say?

3 p.m. every day? I'll catch you clean, Marilyn.

Bye. See you soon.

Deal with the deal, I guess.

My room's pretty dirty, but I'm just fine in here.

You know what?