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Who's got you, baby?

Down on your knees, it's time for confession.

Tell me, baby, you're only happy if you're my possession.

You can't sleep tonight.

What's got you hypnotized? Be the one right.

I can see the fire in your eyes.

Love's sick, baby I've got you holding right

Love's sick, baby I've got you feeling right

Love's sick, baby I've got you

holding right

Let me know you can

Whoa! Sam, Sam, calm down.

Easy, honey.

You're here with me.

Oh, God, Kate.

Was it that same nightmare again?

Yes, honey.

No matter what I think about before I go to bed, that same dream comes back the

moment I shut my eyes.

It's okay.

Did anything new happen this time?

No. It's the same damn dream over and over again.

Honey, this is horrible.

We gotta stop this somehow.

It's driving me nuts!

I wonder what significance these three women have.

I don't know.

I wish I could tell you.

Well, what do they look like?

Are they pretty?

Not especially.

Quite average.

They're nothing compared to you.

Well, what about this vortex thing you keep seeing?

I don't know.

Do you think this is somehow work-related?

Sweetie, Mr. Dizzos might be an asshole, but he's nothing compared to what I'm

seeing in my dream. Not even at its worst.

Well, we need to get you some tranquilizers or something.

This is the seventh time you've had this crazy dream in two weeks.

I know. I never experienced anything like this back in L.A.

Maybe I'm just not cut out for this country living.

We just got up here. We're not going now.

And what do you want me to do?

Maybe we should make an appointment to see a therapist.

No. No way. No damn head drink from me.

I don't believe in that sort of thing.

Well, something's obviously wrong. Why not give it a try?

Look, it's probably just a little residual stress from the move and all.

I'll be all right. Trust me. I don't need a therapist.

Come on, David.

Think about me. I haven't slept.

I'm going crazy, too.

I like you when you're crazy.

Of course you do.

What can we do to get our minds off of this?

I could think of something that could get our mind off things.

Here we go, baby.

What you got there?

Dr. Pat Welby. Sex therapist, hypnotist, and part-time babysitter.

Oh, no.

Not this again.

David, you promised.

A man will promise many things in the throes of passion.

Yeah, well, you better live up to this one or you're not getting anything from

me anymore.

All right, all right. You win. If it makes you happy, I'll go and see a

shrink.

Then I'll make you happy.

Hey, wait a minute. How do we know if this drink's any good anyway?

Her ad says she's the best therapist on Pine Mountain.

Yeah, she's probably the only therapist on Pine Mountain.

You got that right.

All right. We'll give her a call in the morning.

Thank you, honey.

No, thank you.

Mr. McGraw?

Yes. Oh, good. We've been expecting you. Have a seat, please.

The doctor will be with you shortly.

Thank you. You're welcome.

Yes, thank you very much.

Um, can I get you anything?

Coffee? Water?

Soda? Nothing for me, thanks.

How about you, sir?

I don't suppose you have a Mai Tai back there.

Sorry, we just ran out of rum yesterday.

But how about a straight shot of whiskey?

Sure, sounds great.

On second thought, you better cancel that. Okay, no problem.

Mr. and Mrs. McGraw?

Please call me Kate.

Dr. Welby, we spoke on the phone.

Hello. And you must be the troubled one.

David McGraw.

Nice to meet you. Come on into my office.

Your wife tells me that you've been having some disturbing dreams.

A nightmare, actually. And it's only one, and it's the same one over and over

again.

Hmm, interesting. Can you recall any of the dream?

Oh, every part of it, vividly.

Good, because I'll need to know everything you can remember about it.

Why's that?

Well, because the more I know about it, the easier it will be to deduce David's

real problem.

Well, it all starts, I'm in the middle of the woods, and I come across this

bonfire. Before you begin, David, Kate, I think it would be best if you waited

outside until I'm done talking to David.

Why's that?

Well, to be perfectly frank, I feel a subject can be more objective about his

or her dreams if they can discuss them privately.

That way I can make a better analysis of the problem.

The problem? I don't have a problem.

I think I'm a bit more qualified to make that decision.

David, I think I know what the doctor's getting at.

I'll be fine waiting outside.

Are you sure?

Yeah, I'll be okay.

So, David, why don't you tell me about your little dream?

Well, it all started a few weeks ago. I came home from work one night really

tired, and I fell asleep in front of the TV.

Yeah, I think I had that shot you were trying to give my husband.

Only make it a double.

Yes, ma'am.

Here we go.

Cheers.

Wow, you were thirsty.

Shall I get you another?

Yeah, I feel like packing on a major buzz.

All right.

Wow, that was a very erotic dream, David.

What do you think it means?

I'm not sure, but I'd like to have your permission to try a new technique called

sensual hypnotism.

Really?

Yes, do I have your permission?

Yeah.

Here you go, Mrs. McGraw.

This finishes up the whole bottle.

Thanks, honey.

Your boss always take this long with each patient.

Oh, yeah, she's very meticulous.

She never lets a person leave without giving them a thorough going over.

You know, I usually don't drink, but this stuff really hits the spot, if you

know what I mean.

Hell, that's a doctor's plan to get her patients at ease, if you know what I

mean. But, nurse, I'm not one of her patients.

That's okay.

You could be one of mine.

Thank you.

Thank you.

um um

David, when I put you under...

I realize you're being called upon by very essential spirits.

Really?

Your only hope is to drive to Brasswick and seek out the three gatekeepers.

The three gatekeepers? Who are they?

Here's their address.

That figures.

And you'll need this, too.

What's this?

Instructions on how to slay the demon?

No. It's my bill, silly.

Oh. Okay.

This is the address on the card.

Well, should we call him first?

There's no phone number. But the doctor said they'd be expecting us, so we may

as well just get out and walk up.

David, David, David.

We've been expecting you.

Oh, my God.

It's you.

Of course it's me.

David, what's the matter with you?

Honey, she's part of the nightmare.

Do I look like a nightmare?

Please, come on in.

Don't try to figure it all out right now, David.

Come with me on to the porch.

So this must be your lovely wife.

Oh, yes.

Kate. Hi, Kate.

I'm Julie.

Hi, Julie.

It's nice to meet you.

I think.

Well, why don't you both sit here and relax a moment while I go get the

others?

Others?

Yes, my stepsisters and I have been waiting for you for weeks now.

Oh really?

I'll be right back.

I can't believe you lied to me.

What?

Girls, he's here.

Good.

Alone?

No, with his wife.

I'll be out in a minute.

Okay, I'll be waiting for you.

Look, I told you the truth. This is the girl from my dream.

Yeah, but you said they were average looking.

From what I'm seeing here, they're far from average.

Well, it was dark, and I just couldn't see them that well. Right.

Look. Let's go inside.

Well, I hope I wasn't gone too long.

Kate, David, please meet my stepsisters, Meriwether and Lexi. Hello.

Hi.

It's the rest of them.

No, really?

I would have never guessed.

Look, ladies, it's been great meeting y'all, but we really need to get going.

But you just got here.

Please stay. We insist.

So what's this all about?

Our world is being threatened.

Uh, that's an everyday occurrence, ladies.

Not from beyond.

Yeah, not from another dimension.

I don't understand.

It's Millicent.

Who's Millicent?

She's an evil witch.

who saps a man of his sexual energy and then keeps him as her slave.

Yes, Millicent, she is the most powerful witch of them all.

Every 13 years, she tries to bridge the gap between her dimension and our own.

Her mission is to mate with a mortal.

Ladies, excuse us for just a second.

Davin. What are you thinking? These women are crazy.

I don't believe so, honey.

There's something happening here that I feel like I'm a part of that if we leave

right now, something bad will happen.

If we stick around, something worse will happen to both of us.

I can't go on any longer with these awful thoughts in my head.

Just give it till tomorrow.

Well, all right, but if anything weird starts happening, and I mean anything

weird, we're both out of here, okay?

Whatever you say, honey.

You know, this house of yours is so quaint, my wife and I have decided to

spend a quiet night away from home.

Traffic.

Why don't you guys come with me?

Here we go.

There's more wine in the wine rack if you'd like.

Thank you.

Nice room.

Yeah. Now, Si, we have the hot tub for you to really relax.

If you know what I mean.

Yes, we do.

Thank you, Julie.

Have fun. See you later.

Is this crazy or what?

It's been crazy since we woke up this morning.

So what do you want to do?

I think we should take Julie's advice and go take a hot tub.

After a day like this, I could use some relaxation.

Yeah, baby, I think you're right.

Whoa.

Second thought.

I think I need to take a nap.

A nap?

Yeah, I'm sorry. I just, I didn't get much sleep last night.

Yeah, well, neither did I.

I'm starting to fade.

All right, do what you want.

I'm gonna go take a hot tub. I'll see you later.

Oh, you don't need to leave.

May we join you?

Sure.

So I bet you have a million and one questions to ask us.

Yeah, but I don't even know where to start.

Don't worry, we're hoping after today you will trust us.

The struggle that is about to come is not only strength...

That sounds dangerous.

No fear.

Just leave everything to us.

It's just David I'm worried about.

I take your hand and lead it to me.

Flames burn with desire.

I give you feelings, strange new feelings.

The flames dancing higher and higher.

From the darkness of voice.

My pretty baby.

You're not gonna get burned tonight.

Come closer. A little bit closer.

See me dancing in the fire. I want you to touch me. I want you to

feel me. You can't resist. I possess you tonight.

I want you to touch me. I want you to feel me. You can't resist. I possess you

tonight.

I dance around you, circle closer, kiss the sweat that tampens your skin.

I circle closer, know you need me, I wanna draw you deep

within.

There is no place for you to go.

You're not gonna get burned tonight Come closer, a little

closer See me dancing in the fire tonight Want you to touch me,

want you to feel me You can't resist, I'll possess you tonight Want you to

touch me, want you to feel me You can't resist, I'll possess you tonight

I take your hand and lead you to me.

Flames burn with desire.

I give you feelings, strange feelings.

The flames dancing higher and higher.

From the darkness of once.

Come on baby, my pretty baby You're not gonna get burned tonight

Come closer, a little bit closer See me dancing in the

firelight Want you to touch me, want you to feel me You can't resist,

I possess you tonight Want you to touch me, want you to feel me You

can't resist, I possess you tonight

I dance around you. Circle closer.

Kiss the sweat that tends your skin.

I circle closer.

I know you need me.

I want to draw you deep within.

Come on, baby.

My pretty baby.

You're not going to get burned tonight.

Come closer.

I can't really lose it.

Why don't you lie back right here?

So what next?

I think I want to go check on her husband.

Okay. Stay here. Okay.

Hey.

What are you doing here?

What do you think?

It's just another dream.

If you want it to be.

Now it's time for your training to begin.

Training?

Where's Kate?

She's fine.

She's out in the hot tub.

Now stop asking questions.

That's right.

I know I took a nap, but I still feel really tired.

It's amazing how relaxing it is up here.

Yeah, it is.

That hot tub really took it out of me.

I'm ready for bed myself.

You know, it's only 8 o'clock.

Time goes slow when you're having fun.

Yeah, you're right.

Do you think we can trust those women?

We can.

What makes you so sure about that?

Just a hunch, but... If they were here to kill us, they would have done it by

now.

Maybe they're just saving that for last.

I know you way too well. If you actually thought that, you'd be out of here with

or without me.

You know you're right.

Now, come on. Let's get some sleep.

Good night, honey.

Good night.

Oh, and by the way... What's that?

If for some chance you find yourself having that same nightmare again...

Yeah? Do me a favor.

Pinch yourself, okay?

Make sure it's not really happening.

Will you cool it?

Everything's gonna be fine.

Will he comply?

Yes, this spell will only get stronger the more we make love to him.

Good.

I'll be next then.

Yay. Once Millicent gets her hands on him, we will have worn him out and

drained him dry.

Excellent.

Let's get back. We got more work to do.

Who are you?

I am Breastiba.

Breastiba? Yes, the genie of the Netherworld.

What do you want?

I have come to enlighten you.

Oh boy, here we go again.

Do not fear, Queen Millicent.

She is not coming to destroy the world.

She's coming to save it.

What? And those three gatekeepers, they're witches.

They've imprisoned Millicent in their void.

That's not what they told me.

It's true.

At one time, they were servants to Millicent.

But they became jealous of her beauty and power.

And like fallen angels, they betrayed her, trapping her in the void with an

evil spell.

You must join with Millicent.

Why?

It's the only way to break the curse and set her free.

To enslave the men of the world.

Don't believe that story.

It's not true. They're lying to you.

Millicent is a good queen.

Look, I don't know. I mean, this is all way too crazy for me. I don't know what

to believe.

Do you believe me now?

I'm getting there.

My wife.

Don't worry.

I'll take care of her.

Remember, do not believe what those witches tell you.

Millicent will rescue you from their charms and you'll be free.

Wait, where are you going?

I must return to the netherworld.

Will I ever see you again?

If you're lucky.

What the hell is next?

Kate? Kate?

Well, good morning.

Good morning.

Have you seen Kate?

Yeah, she got up early and decided to take a walk up in the hills.

You must be a sleepyhead. You realize it's almost noon?

It is?

Wow. I must have been really tired. I guess so.

Care for a drink?

Before breakfast?

Yeah. I think I'm gonna have to pass on that.

Really?

You gonna be able to pass on this?

so so

Thank you.

We're just in time for lunch.

Sounds good. I'm famished.

No time for food. Sisters, I've just discovered David here has been marked.

What do you mean marked?

Look.

Oh my god.

This is serious.

What's serious? Kate, what is she talking about?

David, there's some sort of mark on the back of your neck. I've never seen it

before. It looks like some sort of symbol.

You've been hexed by Brastiba, the genie.

She's a servant of Millicent.

Servant of evil?

You know, I had a dream about a genie last night, but I just thought it was

another hallucination.

She wants you to give in to Millicent when she arrives and become her slave.

Great. So let me get this straight.

All the while I'm the bait for this demon, you three are just standing

around performing some fertility dance?

It's the only way to draw her to the altar of the maypole.

The maypole?

Yes, we dance around the maypole. It's the final invitation of spring.

Millicent despises it.

I've never had much use for it myself.

Then when she passes through the vernal rift, you will oblige and let her mount

you.

Mount me?

And then we move in and stake her with the point of the maypole.

What about my maypole? If you three girls miss, I'm going to be a daddy to a

demon. Oh, don't worry. We won't miss.

I must prepare you.

Prepare me?

Such beautiful country you have out here.

Westwick is known for its mountainous beauty.

I'll say.

This is the spot where the Vernal Rift will open tonight.

It's the only place to remove the Hex of Restiba.

And how do we do that?

With love.

So,

do you think he'll be ready?

He'll be fine.

I'm just worried about his wife.

But we double hexed her.

Yeah, but do you think that'll be enough?

It should be.

But let's not take any chances.

Yeah, you're right.

Ready? Uh-oh.

Rum-a-dub-dub.

Time for some fun in the old hot tub.

Hi, ladies.

I'm feeling a bit drained from this morning.

Do you mind if I join you?

Not at all. Please.

Thank you.

um um

um

um um

So is it gone?

Nothing left.

That's a relief. At least I won't have to contend with a secondary curse while

I'm being seduced. Don't worry. Nothing's going to happen to you, as

long as you don't panic.

Panic? Why would I panic? I'm only screwing the devil.

She's not the devil. She's a mere demon. A sub-demon at that.

A sub-demon. That's a relief.

Our magic is very powerful.

We will not let the power of spring be denied.

Well, while I'm boffin' Beelzeba, what about Kate?

Kate'll be fine.

Come on. You need your rest.

The rift opens at midnight.

Of course.

It's always at midnight.

Doesn't anything ever happen in the middle of the day with you people?

What's so scary about the middle of the day?

Come on.

You know, I think I'm just going to hang here for a little bit.

I'll catch up with you later.

What are you doing here?

I was about to ask you the same thing.

So are you ready for tonight?

Boy, am I ready.

Good. Because you're about to have the most amazing sexual experience a mortal

could ever have.

I'm so jealous.

I wish I were a man.

Well, you're not.

I know.

Is there anything I can do for you before this historic occasion?

I am a genie, after all.

Is there a special wish I can grant you?

A wish.

Okay. I wish you had the biggest jugs I've ever seen.

These aren't big enough for you, huh?

Well, can you do it?

Just watch.

I

don't

know. Maybe we should just get out of here.

David. We can't do that.

Not now.

Why not?

Let them find some other stud to point the demon.

They chose you. This is a really important thing that you're doing for

the whole world.

You just can't walk away now.

Besides, who else would they get?

Hell, if I care, maybe one of them could dress up like a man and use a strap-on.

That trick never works. That will not fool Millicent.

Yeah, I know. You're right.

Don't worry, honey.

They're not going to let anything happen to you. I hope not. I mean, this is all

just so crazy. I don't know what to believe.

Just think of it as an adventure.

Think of all the stories you'll be able to tell, too.

No one.

Come on.

You don't.

David.

David. It's over.

It's finally over.

God, Kate. What happened? We did it.

We did it.

No. You did it.