Original subtitles

♪ SCOOBY-DOO, WHERE ARE YOU ♪

♪ COME ON, SCOOBY, WHERE YA BEEN ♪

♪ TROUBLE'S ON THE LOOSE AGAIN ♪

♪ SCOOBY ♪

♪ THEY'RE NOT GONNA GETCHA ♪

♪ SCOOBY-DOO ♪

♪ UH-UH, SCRAPPY'S GONNA HELP YA ♪

♪ SCOOBY, SCOOBY-DOO ♪

♪ AND DAPHNE, TOO ♪

♪ SCOOBY-DOOBY-DOO, LOOKIN' FOR YOU ♪

♪ SCOOBY-DOOBY-DOO, WHERE ARE YOU ♪

♪ SCOOBY, SCOOBA-DEE-DOO ♪

♪ SCOOBY ♪

♪ SCOOBY-DOO ♪

♪ SCOOBY-DOO ♪

♪ SCOOBY ♪

♪ SCOOBY-DOO ♪

YIKES!

OH, NO, A GHOST!

GHOST?

WHAT GHOST?

VELMA, SCRAPPY!

WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING DOWN THERE?

OH, JUST HANGING AROUND.

GET US OUTTA HERE!

YEAH, HELP!

SURE THING, UNCLE SCOOBY.

YOW!

LIKE, WITH FRIENDS LIKE YOU GUYS

WHO NEEDS GHOSTS?

WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING DOWN HERE?

WE FOUND A SECRET PASSAGEWAY IN ONE OF THE BEDROOMS.

LIKE, SO DID WE.

BUT THAT'S NOT ALL WE FOUND.

COME ON!

LOOK AT THIS!

LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY'S BEEN COLLECTING PAINTINGS.

SWITCHING PAINTINGS YOU MEAN.

THESE ARE REAL PAINTINGS THAT WERE REPLACED BY THE ONES

WITH THE EYE HOLES.

LOOK, IT'S OLD HONEST ABE.

YOU CAN FOOL SOME OF THE PEOPLE ALL THE TIME,

AND RULE THE PEOPLE A FEW OF THE TIMES,

BUT YOU CAN'T--

BUT, LIKE, YOU CAN'T FOOL US, EH, SCOOB?

ZOINKS, AND LIKE, HE'S NOT FOOLIN' EITHER.

YIKES!

FOURSCORE AND SEVEN YEARS AGO--

OUR FOREFATHERS BROUGHT FORTH AMONG THIS CONTINENT--

AH-HA!

YIKES!

DAPHNE?

RAGGY?

RELMA, WHERE ARE YOU?

OVER HERE, SCOOBY!

WAIT FOR ME!

GANGWAY!

LIKE, I GUESS OLD ABE

DIDN'T LIKE YOUR IMPERSONATION, SCOOB?

OR ELSE HE DIDN'T LIKE US FINDING THOSE PAINTINGS.

AND JUST WHEN WE WERE GETTING TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS CASE.

I THINK WE HAVE GOTTEN TO THE BOTTOM OF IT.

AND I THINK IT'S TIME TO TELL THE PRESIDENT.

TURN IT UP, DADDA.

THIS IS JESSICA BYLINE.

THERE ARE NEW DEVELOPMENTS IN THE WHITE HOUSE HAUNTINGS,

THE GHOST IS GIVING EVERYONE COLD FEET.

COLD FEET?

THEN I'M SO GLAD I BROUGHT SCOOBY'S GALOSHES.

THESE PAINTINGS WITH THE EYE HOLES ARE PHONIES.

WE FOUND THE REAL ONES HIDDEN

IN A SECRET PASSAGEWAY DOWNSTAIRS.

AND FROM THAT YOU SOLVED THE MYSTERY?

YES, MR. PRESIDENT.

THIS BETTER BE GOOD.

WE WERE SOUND ASLEEP IN A WARM BED.

YAH, AND THE TEA IS GETTING COLD.

MAYBE WE SHOULD WAIT TO REVEAL THE SOLUTION

UNTIL THE SENATOR AND HIS WIFE GET HERE.

SAY, WHERE IS THE SENATOR ANYWAY?

I DUNNO.

I KNOCKED ON HIS DOOR BUT, WELL,

THERE WAS NO ANSWER.

LOOK, SCOOB, LIKE, A REAL DOWN-HOME HOEDOWN.

OH, BOY.

SWING YOUR PARTNER, DOSEY DOE,

PROMENADE AND AWAY WE GO!

OOF!

SENATOR BULLHORN!

HUH?

WHERE, I SAY, WHERE AM I?

AND WHAT WERE YOU DOING?

WELL, WE ARE, I SAY, WE ALL MUST'VE BEEN

SQUARE DANCING IN OUR SLEEP AGAIN.

A LIKELY STORY.

THE KIDS WERE JUST TELLING US ABOUT SOME STOLEN PAINTINGS.

YES, AND WHOEVER STOLE THOSE PAINTINGS

WAS TRYING TO SCARE EVERYONE AWAY

SO THAT HE COULD MAKE OFF WITH THEM.

NOW WHO WOULD DO A THING LIKE THAT?

ONLY ONE PERSON COULD'VE STOLEN THE PAINTINGS,

THE ONLY PERSON WHO HAD KEYS TO ALL THE ROOMS.

AND THE ONLY ONE WHO KNEW WHERE

THIS BEDPOST ORNAMENT CAME FROM WAS MARILYN MAXIE.

HUH?

BUT I DIDN'T DO IT!

I THINK YOU'D BETTER COME ALONG FOR QUESTIONING.

BUT I'M INNOCENT, HONEST!

CONGRATULATIONS.

AND TO THINK YOU FIGURED IT ALL OUT

FROM THIS HERE LITTLE DOODAD.

WHY IT LOOKS, I SAY, IT LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING

OFF THE TOP OF A FLAGPOLE.

AND I THINK I'D BETTER TAKE THAT.

NOW I THINK WE'LL ALL SLEEP BETTER TONIGHT.

CHALK UP ANOTHER ONE FOR OUR TEAM.

I DUNNO.

I'M BEGINNING TO WONDER IF IT REALLY WAS MARILYN MAXIE.

GEE, VELMA, WHAT DO YA MEAN?

I MEAN, IF SHE ONLY WANTED TO STEAL THOSE PAINTINGS

WHY DID SHE PUT EYE HOLES IN THE PHONIES,

FOR SPYING?

LIKE, MAYBE THIS PLACE REALLY IS HAUNTED.

I DON'T THINK SO.

WHEN GEORGE WASHINGTON'S GHOST FIRST APPEARED

HE SAID HE WANTED TO RECLAIM HIS HOME.

OF COURSE, GEORGE WASHINGTON NEVER LIVED HERE.

THE WHITE HOUSE WAS BUILT AFTER HE LEFT OFFICE.

LIKE, MAYBE HE DIDN'T LIVE HERE,

BUT HE SURE IS HANGING AROUND A LOT.

THAT GHOST STOLE THE BRASS EAGLE!

AND HE WENT THAT WAY!

LIKE, THEN, WE'LL GO THIS WAY, COME ON, SCOOB!

AH, NO SIGN OF THAT GHOST AROUND HERE, SCOOB.

OH.

YIKES!

NO GHOSTY IN HERE.

LOOK OUT, THE GHOST!

YOU FOUND THE GHOST?

MORE LIKE HE FOUND US!

LET'S CUT HIM OFF AT THE PASS!

YIKES!

♪ YANKEE DOODLE WENT TO TOWN RIDING ON A PONY ♪

♪ STUCK A FEATHER IN HIS HAT ♪

♪ AND CALLED IT MACARONI ♪

LOOK, CAPTAIN, THERE'S SOMEONE OVERBOARD THE ICE WATER!

HE'LL FREEZE!

HERE YA GO, MATE!

THIS OUGHTA MAKE YOU TOASTY.

YEAH, ROASTY.

ZOINKS, IT JUST MADE HIM HOT!

-YIKES! -YIKES!

AH-HA!

THERE HE GOES!

IT'S LOCKED!

AND THERE'S SOMETHING I COULDN'T TELL YOU EARLIER,

SOMETHING THAT MAKES THIS SITUATION VERY URGENT.

MRS. BULLHORN WAS RIGHT, THAT EAGLE DOES FIT

ON THE TOP OF A FLAGPOLE,

A FLAGPOLE IN THE UNDERGROUND CHAMBER.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, MR. PRESIDENT?

THAT EAGLE UNLOCKS A SECRET ROOM

THAT HOUSES THE NASA COMPUTERS.

THEN HE'S AFTER THE SPACE LAB PLANS.

WHAT'LL WE DO?

WE'LL USE THE OTHER ENTRANCE.

THERE'S NO TIME TO LOSE, COME ON!

AT LAST!

THERE HE GOES!

OPEN UP, YOU OLD GHOSTY.

WE KNOW YOU'RE IN HERE!

HEAVE-HO!

LIKE, IT'S NO USE.

THIS WALL'S NEVER GONNA BUDGE.

WHOA!

HE'S GOT THE SPACE LAB PLANS, STOP HIM!

THERE HE GOES UP THE FIRE ESCAPE!

OH, NO!

HE'S GETTING AWAY!

GET IN!

LET'S GET OUTTA HERE!

COME BACK HERE, YOU MEAN OLD GHOSTIES.

SCOOB, LOOK OUT!

HEY, LIKE, PUT US DOWN!

YIKES!

QUICK, WE'LL FOLLOW THEM.

LIKE, AT LEAST WE'RE GETTING A FREE TOUR OF THE CITY, SCOOB.

I CAN'T LOOK.

WHAT IN THE WORLD?

QUICK, GET THE CAMERA, WE'VE GOT A STORY TO FOLLOW.

HELP, RAGGY, I'M SLIPPING!

LIKE, GRAB ONE OF THOSE SCOOB!

YIKES!

WHOA, WHOA!

YIKES!

OH, WHAT HAPPENED, RAGGY?

THAT'S THE LAST TIME I RIDE ON A MERRY-GO-ROUND.

BLAST!

HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, GHOSTY.

THIS IS JESSICA BYLINE AT THE WASHINGTON MONUMENT

WHERE A BIZARRE DRAMA IS UNFOLDING.

TWO HELICOPTERS HAVE JUST LANDED.

THREE HELICOPTERS.

YOO-HOO, SCOOBY!

MUMMSY-DOO?

DADDA-DOO?

YOU FORGOT YOUR GALOSHES!

HUH?

WHOA!

DRAT, I MISSED.

NOW LET'S HAVE A LOOK AT THESE COLONIAL CON-ARTISTS.

IT'S THE AMBASSADOR AND HIS WIFE.

SPIES TRYING TO STEAL TOP SECRET PLANS

FROM THE GOOD OLD U.S. OF A.

YOU TWO HAD BETTER COME WITH US.

DO THEY HAVE TEA IN JAIL?

I DUNNO, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE YOU TWO

ARE IN PLENTY OF HOT WATER ALREADY.

HOT WATER.

SORRY WE MISTOOK YOU FOR THE GHOST, MS. MAXIE.

I'M JUST GLAD YOU CAUGHT THE REAL CULPRITS.

I SAY, SWING YOUR PARTNER HIGH AND LOW,

TURN AROUND AND DOSEY DOE.

OH, SENATOR, YOU DANCE DIVINELY.

MR. AND MRS. DOO,

YOUR SON HAS DONE A GREAT SERVICE FOR HIS COUNTRY.

I HOPE THIS BANQUET WILL SHOW OUR APPRECIATION.

OH, DADDA, OUR SCOOBY'S A HERO.

ACTUALLY, MUMMSY, BUT WHERE IS SCOOBY?

LIKE I GUESS WE'VE GOT THE SPIRIT OF '76,

EH, SCOOB?

LOOK, RAGGY.

FOODSVILLE!

THEY'VE GOT THE APPETITES OF '76,

UH, 7600 PEOPLE THAT IS.

YANKEE DOODLE-DOO!