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The Ages of Love AKA Manuale d'am3re (2011)

Love is a feeling everything that moves.

Sometimes, a traitor, changing identity.

Flee and fly like a boomerang.

Leaves you with a smirk in the wind.

That ... I am this wind.

I vertigo ...

I this boomerang back suddenly.

I'm cupid, and work as cabbie love.

And no matter if the love is young or old, long or short.

Only matters to the heartbeat shake wrists and mouth.

As happens to me after shoot an arrow of love.

The age of first love. Youth.

Here ...

This is the space of poker and Play Station.

You need that much space?

Love must bring the table, the chair and the computer.

But if the play area is so great ...

- ... We removed the closet of his mother. - Are you crazy?

If they do not see her closet, will create the event.

Here, I put another table. -Roberto, my stomach hurts.

For some time I feel something here.

But you ...

sure we do well getting married?

Love, we should not forcibly married.

Only if we really want.

I try to explain how I would like ...

Today, for example, I left home ...

and saw a girl who tried to park a very tight spot.

A dog barked.

A lady with a wide skirt who rode a bicycle ...

went through a red light without realizing it.

I dropped the keys next to a drain and I stooped to pick them up.

Everything happened in an instant.

That's ...

And at that moment ... I thought of you.

As you and your dark eyes and deep as wells.

Tell me who invented it now to impress me.

Tell me, you fool!

-Hello, Augusto! Good evening, boys.

Francesco.

- I will miss this moment. - Why?

It is something of a teenager be followed up at home.

And you're still a boy.

My name is Roberto De Tomazzo.

And here are two things that I want my life:

Being a good lawyer and get married with this woman.

Good evening.

Good evening.

Two Tuscan peasants, indeed the Maremma, and stubborn.

Are in place for 50 years.

They say the land is theirs, who were born there and there should die.

Its mission is to convince them to leave.

- When the contract expires? - In three years,

but we can not wait. And if they insist, I do not know if we can get them.

- What will you do there? - A great golf club.

They are the past and are in through the ground.

- How much compensation? - A maximum of 30,000.

Okay.

Tell me when I should go. -Now.

For me it would be gone.

This is great chance that I was hoping.

I knew that sooner or later it would come

and I will not disappoint.

I after results,

be ruthless and play hard ...

The result

I was taught that what matters

always be focused and concentrated.

Being focused and concentrated

Good morning, sorry.

My GPS does not work ...

I know, the satellite picks up any place but here.

Tell me where you go and make old-fashioned.

I have to go to the farm Michelacci.

It's simple, takes the state highway and goes straight for 4 km.

To the right is a dirt road that descends and then rises.

Then there is a bridge. But be careful, many have died, you see the crosses there ...

It is just ahead.

- Where had this wretch? - He asked me for information!

And you have to give right information!

This is no time to joke! Must be respected!

Say.

It's a real cop? Yes, but it's kinda clumsy.

I'm looking for the farm Michelacci.

You must take the dirt road along the river La Bruna.

Until you see a red house. You'll see why the color.

When you see the red house, almost reached.

-It is easy. Okay, thanks for the info ...

I hope you're right!

Here people come to sight see. Furthermore it is uniform.

-Here, have a coffee, a lawyer. Thanks, not to worry.

You know, Ettore? The situation is complicated.

I'm on your side, but I know ...

- Will be kicked by the police. - What a shame!

Closes this rattle!

Had stayed with a walk from here. I will die in this house.

I am enlightened, we can not leave, have disabilities.

-Be kind, lawyer. Do not depend on me.

I can try ...

The only thing I can do is trying to ...

to be compensated at 15,000 €.

- 15,000 Euros? How many? - 30 Million.

I gave my blood on this earth for 40 years.

I ring, do the weeding, pull the weeds and tending a garden.

Fortunately, we have in place the law of adverse possession.

Yes, there is a prescription!

No one will fill the holes that to get the ball inside.

Well, I'm leaving.

Think about it. I'll be back tomorrow to know what they decided.

€ 15,000 is a big money. Think about it.

-Tell that to the bastards. Thank you, goodbye.

Michelacci still pisses with cock pointed toward the sky!

-Shut up. Do not be ignorant!

- Who will make it possible? You? - I do not know.

- Who will make it possible? You? - I do not know!

Negative ...

Negative. Negativíssimo!

"The place is beautiful?"

And the hotel, as it is?

I still do not understand a thing.

Today, a police officer made me a fool.

And I found one in the closet ball and a bucket.

The cold water comes out hot.

The toilet has no door, looks like a prison.

There is a clock stopped in three hours ...

"Sounds like the beginning of a story."

It's just better to stay two nights.

Hopefully, for Michelacci is a tough, does not intend to give up.

- "Have you eaten?" No, let me go or anything close.

- "So go, see you tomorrow." To-morrow.

- "Bye." - Love?

- You are beautiful, even by computer. - "Fool!"

My mother is right ...

when she says that me and my friends we are depressed.

You're the stupid!

I'm out of gas, call you ...

you come get me and runs out of gas too.

-Even though it is the seer. I am even-seer.

Actually I expected.

I like to create absurd situations I like the paradox.

What the fuck are you saying?

You do not know what's paradox.

Micol, if you leave it there, in the street, you'll have to impose a fine.

But after two "Prosecco" you'll tear it!

Then, Pravda, do you think is faster ...

get around the city running on foot ...

than with the car? All around

Overview of ...

A man running on foot 500 meters ...

before someone comes by car for two miles.

Pravda is right, if you leave before running.

Always right. Who should speak now is the seer.

- Tell us your opinion ... - What can I say?

Tonight I do not feel shit.

There is nothing ... Absolutely nothing.

I bet 20 euros on the car.

It's time to bet.

Who will walk around?

I drank, ate, and I am a bit constipated ...

- I can not run. - Not me.

- Someone needs to do it on foot. - He will ...

Do not look at me.

Who does? -I!

- I run. - Look who is the traveler!

- I just need to change my shoes. - I drive.

Three, two, one ... Go!

What am I doing?

Why am I running

shirt and pants folded in the middle from a small town in Tuscany

If I had court should be in bed now.

And I ... I'm running ...

I'm running I do not know why somewhere

or running away from something.

How can you run so? Almost ran over you in the corner!

Want to tell me something? Speak!

And so, after all this time

and risking the loss of the spleen,

finally, once again ...

I am a boy

My husband does not want to believe but there is no choice, right?

I think not.

These € 15,000 you pay now?

No, I'm just here to negotiate.

Sorry, but if he sees The Color of Money ...

Confabulating, they will agree. I do not like it ...

Ettore, tell me what to do ... If I leave, will not be back.

In my place will come the bailiff to carry out the eviction.

But nobody will give you a euro.

Crisis, zero euro crisis.

Listen, kid ...

it's my turn to do business.

I do not want to € 15,000 ...

I want to double, 30,000.

I know how to recognize insecure people

by the movement of your eyes.

I could download for 20,000 euros.

30,000 is an important number. I do not know if ...

I will do my best.

You keep quiet. Do not fill my bag.

Who is? -Q!

Enter.

It should come with me immediately, is a matter of public policy.

- I am starting. - It is a very serious thing.

There is a man almost dead because of you. Come!

Who died? -No one.

Wait, let me get the keys. My goodness, what a place!

-Svanito go down there! Do not go down!

Come on!

It is he who made Uncle Ettore cry.

This is not democracy!

They want to make a field with balls. We are not interested!

Lack a midfield player, Balotelli did not come.

Dzakkerini in "Cesena" ...

It is a crisis! It is a crisis!

Please try to convince him. You are a lawyer!

Are you nuts? What's his name?

-Svanito. How?

Svanito go down. I fix everything, do not worry.

Leave me alone, is a period ups and downs.

Now is a time of low a period of crisis.

Go down and then we'll see the nightingale sing.

Nightingale-yes. -Yes.

But I think there is also a problem on defense.

It should have been the Stankevicius and did not come.

There is a problem and I should fix! It is a time of crisis!

What did you retarded?

Are you mad?

Oh, everybody goes to hell!

You only know how to make jokes of shit in this city!

Lawyer, now become a lot of friends.

We can go hear her sing the nightingale.

- The Nightingale? - Yes

# I yes ... #

# Would have made you live a dream life ... #

# That can not live with it. #

# I yes ... #

# I made it clear ... #

# That the beauty of the night ... #

# Not just leave. #

# I yes ... #

# I would have taught him ... #

# Who begins to live when she goes to sleep. #

But now ... # #

You know, she sings to me ...

But unfortunately, I'm an old queen of the Maremma.

But, as you are stupid! -Fuck you!

Bravo!

Do not leave tonight I'll take you to a place.

You will drive to where you can not!

Who likes to walk you, I like comfort.

Once a bet with boy and won 100 euros.

Had to pretend being a prostitute on the docks.

What? -Make me a whore.

To see if they had courage to come here by car.

Formed a line here to that bridge.

Came many, even those who knew me.

At one point reaches a beautiful boy.

He said: "How much?"

"To do what?"

"To make love."

"Love is free," I said.

And I got in the car.

He went to bed with him?

This will never know.

Although everyone thinks so.

Are you going to leave me here? -I do not like romantic things.

And you there with this poor guy was about to kiss me.

But watch this!

"You've convinced the old?"

The old ... They are really hard!

I think I'll need another day, sure.

- "What? You're weird." No, why?

People here are weird ... I do not know ...

They are slow! They do things a little ...

Slowly.

They live in slow motion, exactly.

"Love ..."

"... Do something."

"Very slowly, in slow motion."

"But back home soon."

Okay ...

In slow motion!

Great ass!

Betrayed her ... and now what will you do? What will you say?

Oh my God, I'm devastated.

Have courage. Makes the face more convincing as possible.

I pretend ... A good warm smile ...

Take out your most sincere smile

Love ...

"Honey, I called 4 times last night and missed."

I know, but the phone will not start, I do not understand ...

I went to a mushroom festival with you.

They made me drink wine and I'm with a headache!

- "I'm jealous of these gentlemen." - They are giving.

"I must tell you something ..."

"I could have gone with you ..."

"But ..."

"The idea of getting two days alone after all this time I liked."

"I went out to dinner with Francesca and Silvia."

"After we were dancing ..."

"Like the old days."

"Tuesday morning ..."

"I was not working."

"That morning ..."

"I went overboard with my sister and the baby."

"It was really cool."

"I panicked."

"I started to make me a lot of questions."

"Why not missed ..."

"Then I realized that they were only two days."

"On the third day already felt have been sorely missed."

"In the fourth ..."

"In the fourth had had enough."

"And today I can not breathe."

"Yes."

"Dear lawyer ..."

"No you can not breathe."

I love you!

And now? -You can go, I've seen you.

- She lives in a castle ... Oh, my God!

You, in this cold water? -I am not cold.

Listen, Micol.

Never had time to talk.

Of course we talked, not with words.

Get the alligator?

How to live well ... I could be married, have children ...

- Are you married? Do you have children? - No.

So what do you want? I like how it is.

It's like I already knew.

Perhaps it is committed, but what is not?

What can I do?

You can stay here all my life.

Stay with me, looking the beach at night and making love endlessly.

Why not?

Why not!

It is not possible. How can you live like this?

Always seems to be on vacation. What life is this?

Let's get one thing clear because I care ...

I did not come here to get a lover, but ...

I dress up and come back in an hour for I must bathe.

Or undress now. You decide.

Wait, let's talk.

-Later. Let's talk ...

Let's talk. But, what the hell you want to talk?

-Michal! Are you there? Oh, my husband

Hide himself. -I should have said!

- Hide! - I should have said, not sure.

- Love! - My baby!

You're back! What a surprise! Why?

A canceled flight and found he should go back.

What do you bring? -I looked everywhere.

-It is the photo! Yes, I found it.

Same as the photo! Thank you!

-He was in the shower? Yes, I took a dip in the pool.

-Beautiful, beautiful. Thanks, love.

Beautiful, beautiful.

Look, I leave tomorrow back to Brussels.

Booked a beautiful hotel and superfluous.

-Come with me? Brussels-A?

I can not.

-I can not. -Why?

- Mom is awake? - I do not know ... Still have not seen her today.

Who are you? What do you want?

Was a mistake, sorry.

Love, I really wanted to go, I can not.

-Your mother has gone weird. What happened?

His mother drinks.

Not possible! She never drank

Never drank, but now baby!

Bebe- made a nut. -He never drank.

'Now drink. But this lift-...

-... That rises and falls. She drinks, and makes it all the time.

- Please let me pass. - Get out!

Please do not cry!

Enough!

Mom!

Love, you do not need up ...

Silence! Stay quiet there, Mom!

What happened here? -Nothing, is the drink.

Do not drink more! -He is always drunk.

What happened? -Passed out!

Take it to the emergency room!

Do not move. I'll be back in five minutes.

Five minutes?

What happened? -Open!

Do not worry, come on.

- Are you coming? - Close everything and I'm going.

See you soon.

Roberto, I have to ask you one thing.

- He came to say goodbye? - No.

We never talked. Who is this guy?

Who is ...

It's my family.

We've been married three years, but we live by ten.

It is a good person, I support.

I am a disaster, a liar, unfaithful and do not want children.

I spend too much money on crap. Almost the perfect woman!

But he really loves me.

For a moment I to take her with me.

I would not have gone, I do not believe be capable of another life.

In ten seconds, I would be crying.

Lawyer Go, go.

And good luck.

Lawyer!

I did not go to bed with that boy.

But it is a secret between us.

Lawyer, know around here life is good?

Because no one here asks you to be better than it is. Never!

The seer, for example, is a pity.

He lives with his retirement the father that is invalid.

However, no one tells you in the face.

Yes, right. You also have the mother a whore ...

And nobody tells you in the face.

Albinoleffe know who called? Tony D'Amico!

Shut up. At dusk, you must ...

-Shut up. Bravo!

Look at the wine.

We are all different.

Different ages, bank accounts.

Several encheções bag ...

But we have one thing in common: All in love with Micol.

When it happens, we even more sad.

Have you been drinking?

No, I ...

I exclude myself from this conversation.

He is also drunk.

- I am not in love with Micol. - No?

- I am afraid. - Scared?

-What? Back at my house.

Sooner or later we all have to go home, right?

Can not live with an alligator up and down.

What the fuck is he saying?

- You do not have an alligator. - I do not understand.

We decided that we will not lose it.

How do we do?

We live joking each other.

But this time you screwed us, because we become attached.

Holy shit, we like both of you.

And now?

But ...

Now ... If I stay here, I lose everything.

If you return home, I lose you and the alligator ...

But ...!

I must die.

I must die.

I will die, goodbye.

I will die.

In life there are times when things change.

But nobody can need them in advance.

Spent his youth, and you become an adult ...

A mature person.

Take me now!

Take me now, hear me?

Now is the time!

Lightning, drowning, heart attack. Choose how you want!

But it takes me now!

Do not give him another opportunity as well.

If you do not take me now ...

I head home tomorrow. I'm getting married, have a child.

And I became a lawyer fuck too.

Dammit. Take me now!

Take us now!

Take us now!

Take us now!

Damn!

- "Love!" Love.

"Look ... The clock on the bed, marks the right time."

Three hours ... Shit, that's three hours!

Where walked with you? In a "rave"

They took me somewhere ...

And made me drink enough wine. It was pure vinegar.

I took the bottle.

I believe in them, it was wine.

- "When you come back?" - Only ...

Tonight.

"So we make the journey together."

How so?

Shit, you're here!

Love!

What a surprise! - Let me see you ...

It's just the mulch.

I know I'm disgusting.

It's cool this place.

Not so much ...

But this town is beautiful.

-We come here on vacation. Do not ...

Sara ...

- I have to tell you something. - What?

I do not care.

Unless something wonderful.

There's something wonderful to tell me?

It's the truth.

The truth?

Tell me.

Sara, I ...

Tell me, my love.

I love you.

- Where are you going? - I'll be back.

I'll make one last silly.

Good morning.

Good morning. -A drink?

No, thanks. -What we owe this honor?

Do not come back € 30,000 said.

I talked to the leaders, could give them 50,000 euros.

But then I thought ...

with or without contract nobody can take them away.

Then you should ... resist.

You decide. No less than 50,000 euros ...

Or resist.

I told you.

Good-bye, Svanito. Good-bye.

-My goodness! € -50,000?

- How much? - 100 Million.

- 100 Million? - Yes ...

But I was not interested in money.

The lawyer is right, resist!

Maremma land of shit place stink from the underworld ...

Resist, even if vehicles to come get us.

Fight! We will fight until the end!

Goodbye!

Goodbye, then!

Coming soon!

Positive!

"Are there planets outside the solar system ..."

"... That rotate in opposite directions the sun."

"The discovery, announced in Astronomy Congress ..."

"Was defined as a" milestone "by Geneva Observatory."

"News of the last minute."

"More than 200 civilians wounded in clashes in Mogadishu ..."

"... Were hospitalized."

"The report is one of the doctors works in the Somali capital."

Use tie salmon a certain age is ridiculous.

Mother, is not that he chooses.

Of course it takes, I know his father, he is vain.

Georgia, I'm very happy that has accompanied me.

It's important. But do not tell mom!

She is anxious, likes to debate ...

narcissistic way of spreading ideas of the left.

You are not leftist?

In thirty years of work never said how I feel.

-Everyone knows that was a socialist! Silence!

Do not be like her mother. Be smiling.

Let me enjoy your grace.

Mark, what do you want?

What? I can not, I'm at a party with my father.

As well, need to go back? Who thinks it is?

Two months ago no see! I'm not your puppet.

Okay, we do not see more.

And besides we are already separated.

What was that? You left him? Congratulations!

Father, I need to see it.

- I need the car. - And as I come back later?

Get a ride with someone.

- Take a taxi! - Pego.

We should be together ... I can never be with my daughter.

Renzulli-! President, how are you?

Dear Fabio!

Thanks for the highlight of the day.

Concise, but effective.

When someone agrees, these things are much better.

Let me ask you a favor, you are a talented young journalist ...

Who pushed?

Damn it! He had to grab me?

Excuse me, Mr. President.

It's my fault, my heel broke.

If you do not know how to walk, jump use slippers!

Sorry, but it was not my fault.

An idiot pushed me.

The heel got stuck and broke.

Made a mess. Until overthrew the president.

The guy has three bridges in the heart.

Excuse me, I am devastated.

However, not introduced myself, Eliana Rame.

- Good. - I am a psychiatrist.

I am Fabio Renzulli, a journalist. I think I know.

You no introduction.

Every night gets into people's homes with your eyes, your smile.

Well, well.

-I made a quote from you in my book. Really?

I read it to give my opinion.

-I have to go. Ten-minutes to get my head straight.

-My wife is stressing ... Ten-minute.

Good evening.

- I sleep here tonight. - If you want, I follow.

No, thanks. It's the least-after what I did.

Let me do something good for you.

Okay.

You say I'm a man comforting ...

who is easy to open.

This depends very much of a disciplined life.

I have my rules, my style!

Really!

So ...

Good-night. Good-night. -Bye.

Give me your phone number, we drink a coffee.

Of course, why not? Note:

343 ...

- 343 ... - 6875 ...

- 8-9-8. - 8-9-8.

- I'll call you back. - I'll wait.

Good evening.

- Hello, Fabio. - Hello.

Forgive me, but I had one patient a little difficult today.

Bipolar, manic-depressive, nympho and married. A nightmare!

Oh, well, let ...

- You bring the book? - I forgot, sorry!

Sorry, my husband traveled for two weeks e. ..

My wife is also out for 15 days, what a coincidence.

Imagine if they are not lovers and are together now!

For God's sake!

-And you? What?

-And you ... How are you? How?

Like most men. A traitor, eh?

- I never betrayed my wife. - Not in thought?

Oh, sometimes ...

thoughts fly, and always end up ...

those famous erotic fantasies we've always had ...

Youth.

The ideal would be to find a person who thinks like you.

That is, make love only once, so suddenly ...

Then he disappeared. Poof!

But always in the imagination.

- How about a fruit ice cream? - I want to ...

A-sherbet. Yes, if you take it with pleasure.

- I live there. - Where do you live?

It is a prayer group?

No.

I like angels.

- They are to protect. - Protection.

- What are you doing? - The ice cream ... Is spotting.

Placing too much dye, is not as ...

Is fouling as a child.

Do not mess my hair.

- How many years has this wig? - I do not wear a wig!

Where did this conversation?

In my opinion it would be best.

Will start my leather! Your stupid!

What did you do, you idiot!

Burned everything ...

- Burned my head. - You are better, trust me!

With mercurochrome decides?

How do I present myself before of my audience?

- What I say at home? - Is it more real, more authentic.

Finally be yourself.

Sorry, it was an accident!

Tonight will not make a simple betrayal.

You and I to his wife my husband.

We will be others.

Others-who? -We can be whatever you want.

Who? -Animals. -Pets?

What do we have? What is happening to us?

-We are not us. Who are we?

-We are two eagles. Who?

Two-eagles. -You are sexy.

Yes, I'm your eagle.

You're so sexy!

- Damn! - Not really, we're two cats.

I know you will be Gatto Mammone.

Always confuse these animals, let me be myself.

-Mia and scratches. Come on!

- Mia and scratches. - No.

- Go ... - Let me be myself.

- Are you crazy? - Speak up!

Do not do that! -Go!

Great, great!

-Once again, louder! Ai-!

- Harder! - This thing does not work!

Now ...

Make me the voice of Gatto Mammone.

How? I do not know how it is. -Yes

I am looking for my Comidinha and can not find ...

I need to find ...

I need to find a pussy ...

And I will eat it todinha!

- It 's great! - So!

How hot chick!

Why? Just tell me why.

I can not find a valid reason.

What do you have? President, I'm sorry.

Right now I feel the need to be myself.

It's time to give it authenticity, truth to my audience.

Until yesterday, all saw a bush on his head.

Now it seems, a typhoid patient. So, get me out of the air!

With the motivation: Drawn from the air for lack of wig.

My contract is expiring, see what our audience says.

I know what the public says.

Where are you going?

- That is my office. - I apologize.

Fabio ...

Fabio has changed, is no longer the same.

We said that we do not see each other again ...

- It is dangerous here. - Be willing to do?

Yes, we said that we are grown and it was only once.

So I will say that we were wrong.

Now let's do one more time and after that, bye.

Want to do here?

Are you sure? I am a public figure.

- We are not ourselves, remember? - Why not we?

I'm 15 and you 18. You came to fetch me at school.

Two high school students. My goodness ...

-And I'm a virgin. Virgin-is too much, let's go!

We put newspaper on the windows, no one will see.

Ouch!

I have osteoarthritis in the meniscus.

- You excited? - I am very excited, love.

Beware of the belt buckle.

This is the first time I do, teach me how to do?

This looks like it will explode!

- You are not wearing underwear? - I forgot.

Tomorrow need to put three. Can not attend class without panties.

Do not blow it! Teacher does not, you're a student!

Who am I? An angel, an eagle, a student ...

Let me be myself ... Let me take the leg.

If you do not pull down the zipper, nothing happens.

The skin is stuck!

The skin stuck, stop!

Stop! Stop!

Stop!

What the fuck are you doing?

Someone called you here?

We?

- Qualification documents and the car! - The car is it.

Get your license and vehicle documents.

Wait a minute. -It will take ... You're right.

It's all normal. -I said I was not drunk!

- Mr. Renzulli? - Renzulli. -Excuse me.

-It may come a moment, please? Sure. What happened?

- You know who is this lady? - No.

Yes, but I know recently.

Gaia Arpe was reported twice persecution.

Persecution?

- He is not called Gaia Arpe. - What name did she?

Her name is Eliana ...

Eliana-Rame? -A psychiatrist, who writes books.

Wrong! Is using the name the psychiatrist who cares for her.

- What was that? - Yes

What is the relationship between you?

- I do not understand. - What is your relationship?

- Wunderlich. - Slutty?

- I do not understand. - Have you had sex with her or not?

There's nobody.

Rendzulli!

You do not know where you are getting into, away from this woman.

This woman is dangerous for you and your family.

- When you leave, make a normal guy. - Sure.

Do not tell her anything. -No.

Starting tomorrow, should disappear. -From now on!

- Must disappear. Can I escape? No, we have to wait.

So, let's hope. Let's wait and then disappears.

What idiots! They ruined it!

- We did not even finish! - Finished what?

Follow me. -Enough!

-We broke the police car! 'But not us!

Enough of this crap!

I am me, you can be an angel eagle, what you want.

For you I did the role of sucker! Have fun and bye.

Do not contact me again, come!

Woe!

I know what's funny?

- Is that bad? - No.

So what?

I get home after a conference My husband and I find bald.

Cut it out! Enough of being killed at work.

-Help me. You're right, sorry!

My love, we are two heartless.

I like you with hair, without hair, beard, no beard ...

When we first met he had a mustache.

-I aged a lot. Can I come?

- Come, my love. - Where want to go, my love?

Is it true that you had a mustache? -Yes. -Like a cat ...

What are you doing here?

What do you want?

-We need to talk. Do not have time, go away!

Get out!

Is handcuffed?

Does not answer the phone 10 days. Do you think I can use?

Who do you use?

Tomorrow I make a claim of size, okay?

-Give me an hour of your time. Go away! No!

- No! - I am here! Trapped!

Give me the keys!

Where's the key? -Inside my pants.

-I do not understand. In-panties! Grab!

Underwear?

It is a keychain-type? No, it's a button.

Groin left or right?

Central ...

Dr. Renzulli!

Dr. Gaston and wife!

Wife ...

That sent me this crazy?

I know that a moment of passion so can happen in life ...

But enough is enough! I'm tired!

I am a person who will not reason more which no longer knows how to go on air.

I am troubled, disturbed! Enough of these things!

I do not deny anything,

because after all, there is what they deny. They are nice things.

But you were saying

"It's not us, are angels, animals ..."

Enough with this! Enough!

What are you doing? Enough!

That's me?

-Beautiful, is not it? -You recorded me? In-memory.

Since we do not do more, watch on DVD.

- Destroy the DVD! - I made a hundred copies.

- How many? - Hundreds.

What do you want from me?

- Consideration and affection! - This is blackmail!

You're blackmailing, put you in jail.

- I'll put it on the network. - Where?

On the web!

A copy to his wife, a network and the other in writing.

I am the true Eliana Rame Gaia psychiatrist .*

- I tried for over 12 years. - 12 Years!

Gaia is suffering bipolar disorder.

In practice alternating moments and not others.

There are long periods when it is well and still get to work.

'But then comes the negative period. -You can pick up a paper ...

and write all your diseases to be hospitalized?

- It must be admitted. - Yes

But this should make a complaint of harassment.

A complaint of harassment?

No. ..

How many times were to bed?

Two? It was also filmed?

- Unfortunately, yes. - So ...

What? -It is terrible!

Forgive the brutality, but she like blackmail.

And what should I do now?

My advice to professional is not counter it.

People with bipolar disorder, as Gaia, just so you know ...

They can become dangerous.

Dangerous-how much? -Dangerous.

In a statement delivered Al Jazeera ...

"Obama Bin Laden his voice was heard again."

- What the fuck you say? - It is crazy!

"Obama bin Laden" is crazy! It is not possible!

What do we do?

Sorry, I do not feel well.

Find a replacement!

We go to commercial break ...

-Interval! E-pandas born in captivity?

What is it? -I am not well.

- We can replace it? - Yes. -You want to replace it?

Yes, I try. -It is with you.

-I do not feel well. The-chair.

Come on, let's have lunch. -Hello, darling.

- Relax, love. - Hello, love.

Hello, Dad, I'll be back to stay with you. Rest.

Bye, sweetie.

Rest ...

Not with the keys?

What will forget, this time ...

Danger is my wife!

-Let me go. No, it's my house, get out now!

You do not want to see me, I understand.

Now, said it all. -You think I'm crazy? -Yes!

Okay, I'll leave you alone, disappear.

Realize that it is reasonable when you want?

See how it weighted?

-At least, I became pregnant. What?

-I want his child. How?

If you do not want me to get pregnant at least ...

-I want your semen. What?

- Semen! - Semen?

Disgusting, crazy! I will not give a damn thing!

What was that? Look into my eyes.

How much you want to go?

Say how much.

Five, ten, fifteen ...

How much? So how much can buy seed you want.

- How much? - Yes

I ask a kid and you ask me how much will I want?

No! This is an Assyrian head!

Who cares! No, this is the Sumerian!

-What a disaster! Get out of my life!

Go away, his scatterbrained! The family does not bowl!

No!

Not that! It is something of Tunisia!

Do not contact me ever again!

Who are you looking for? Now that I'm looking for!

I met the devil! The devil!

Wow!

My husband is well?

Do not worry, you can climb.

- Fabio! -Dad? - How are you?

-What have you done? Who did this?

Thieves.

There is a gang that does these things. Act since last year.

-You did not call the alarm? No, I just went out for half an hour.

De-pajamas? No, I switched.

I feel more comfortable in pajamas inside the house.

- Dr. Renzulli? - Renzulli.

- Come with me a moment. - Please ...

Renzulli-... What?

There seems a steal.

- Looks like a warning. - Notice? Maybe.

Tell me, woman? What?

- That the car. - What?

- It is past! - He was seen no more?

No, did not show up!

-I make a complaint against unknown. Yes, against unknown persons.

But promise to forget that woman.

Sure. And disappear.

I do not want to live in this house.

Who do we want so bad, Dad? Why?

Honey, Daddy said something stupid.

-There are no thieves. What?

It was crazy that haunts me,

I do not know what she wants, lives behind me.

It was her.

-You went to bed? Do not ... Yeah, once.

- Daddy! - I can not believe it!

I was an idiot, but now I come to you ...

as head of the family ask them strength, support and warmth.

For these times, the family is What makes the difference.

Through love, love and protection.

I know I fucked up.

But this can happen any one of you.

I ask only three things now:

Help, understanding, forgiveness.

Forgive me?

Adriana, Georgia ... We need to rethink.

Damn, you blew it.

-Georgia, come to Daddy. You are a ridiculous!

Sometimes love gives you a slap in the face and no matter if it has happened before ...

They always hurt.

Love does not discount, is a work that does not require experience.

A slap to 20 years surprises as much as 60.

So is the evil of love tapas!

We could fire him, but you are close to retirement.

You have certain antiquity. It is not the case.

You taught me ...

that one of the roles more delicate among us ...

is the special envoy.

Where will you send me?

Central Africa.

- Nairobi. - There has malaria, cholera!

I suffer from diverticulitis.

Should I use medicine seven times a month.

If you send me will be the end. Diverticulitis is a horrible thing.

Must face in two years you retire.

-Again! It's the truth!

After everything that happened ...

We do not talk about it anymore. After everything that happened ...

is the only position of prestige could offer you.

Sorry, a capital Northern Europe.

Stockholm, Helsinki, Oslo ...

Oslo-Why not? -Nothing happens in Oslo.

Tell me when ready to go.

Let's have dinner together and toasting ...

- ... By his success. Viva! - Viva!

Taxi!

The phone, sorry.

Yes? Who is it? I'm going, I can not.

What the hell, I have a plane for Africa in two hours.

This woman has ruined my life so be patient.

Is very ill and asked for it.

You need to give him anything but will refuse treatment.

The idea of seeing her again terrifies me.

She's sedated, he could not hurt a fly.

- Wait here. - Yes

Gaia is Dr. Renzulli.

Hello, Fabio.

I'm glad you came.

-How are you? Well.

This is my second life. Here no one beats me at cards.

Why would I see?

I wanted to apologize, my life is like.

Creating problem and apologizing.

-I have something for you. What?

They are the keys to my apartment. Remember the DVD?

- Yes - It is next to the TV.

Take it.

I want to take it.

Okay.

- You made a hundred copies. - No.

- Only one. - Really struck me as odd ...

Okay, thank you.

-Listen, Fabio. Tell me.

If you feel like see me, please ...

- Resist. - Resist, resist. Really?

Also because I am also sending me.

Is it? Where are you going?

Where? For far, far away.

I will be corresponding TV northern Europe.

-Have a good trip then. Thanks.

- Have you looked at the cards? - I have not looked.

"Poetry for Fabio." Here it comes!

What now?

"I and you are the sun, the moon ..."

"The moon, sun, day, night, the moon, the sun ..."

"... The night the day, the moon ..."

"... The sun, the darkness, the stars, the day, the moon ..."

"... The moon, stars, moon, death ..."

Sorry!

This port is not "saloon"!

If you were a child, you would have decapitated.

Sorry.

I live up there the elevator was not enough ...

Can I put an ice. -No need.

But do not go backward, but forward.

Sorry, this is yours?

Of course it's mine.

Sorry.

This building just bad luck!

Go with God!

Sorry, but this is mine! It is particular.

You pig! Do not throw garbage into the river.

- Where moors? - You son of a bitch!

-Airport? No, I follow that boat!

-Boat? Follow-Lungotevere up the stairs.

Where the boats dock?

- I got a taxi, not a boat! - Quick!

I can not live this nightmare!

Do not judge by appearance. Fabio is not a defeated man.

He just needs to lighten ideas. Maybe it was too sure of himself.

Or maybe just your arrow still travel.

The third age of love.

A little bit older.

One thing is certain the heart never retiring.

This man is an example that can not decide to stop loving.

Any age.

Good day!

Good morning, Sarah. -Professor.

- How much? - I got the dress, we were married 20 days.

-Congratulations! Memories, Renato. Thanks.

He called Renato. Never remembers his name is Roberto.

Adrian!

Come, I show you something.

See.

My cousin brought Talamone.

He called this a look. To me, it's silverware.

What cutlery, you ignorant. They are tools of a surgeon Roman.

It is the time of Augustus, the first century AD. Where did this come from?

- I do not know ... What is it worth? - I am a scholar, historian, I am .*

You can not negotiate these things is illegal.

You are very "Caxias". Law in Italy is optional, not mandatory!

Good morning, Adrian, Augusto. Good morning.

Good morning, sisters! -Sisters? We are not nuns!

- See you tonight. What time? - At eight o'clock?

No, it's too early, we mark the eight-thirty.

That's okay. Thanks, later.

See you later!

Tonight Viperetta with the sisters, do not talk about sex ...

Are getting excited.

Professor, Viagra through ... You never know!

Europe is the world champion anal sex.

Please!

Do not take the sex of the mouth.

It is a statistic.

Of course, Italy is first.

One in four practice normally.

As we are in four, Then someone here does!

We changed the subject?

Yes .. Adrian, you've decided the title of your book?

- I think ... - "Wagon and pussy in ancient Rome."

Please!

I apologize for this man, is a pervert. Just think about that.

If we can not talk about sex maybe we can do.

It's your phone.

- The phone. - Yes

My daughter! Hello?

Yes, nothing ...

I'm with friends. We are chatting.

Where are you?

Where?

So suddenly, I did not expect. Relax, I'll get it.

I'm happy! Waiving the taxi. I'll pick you up.

Bye, bye ...

My daughter has just arrived from Paris, not seen her for two years.

Let's go for it is late. -No!

I'm sorry, it's a little late. All right, I will not insist.

- The party was not postponed, sisters. - What about dessert?

-Next time. That's okay. -He does not like fruit.

Good evening. It is always fascinating to talk to you.

Thank you, good night. Goodbye.

Yes?

What do you think of Augusto statistics?

- What are the statistics? - A toast?

Thank you for your interest, but I can not drink anymore.

An egg-liqueur? Peanut? I'm sorry.

A liquor-"amaro dei Frati"? -Move!

So, good night ...

-... Adrian. Good-night.

Good evening.

Six years ago I do not play a woman and not break the fast with her

It was forbidden to build any church on this site.

Therefore, the temples are located behind us ...

"Apprehension by colleague Fabio Renzulli, prisoner of the rebels in Somalia."

"The images of his captivity go around the world."

"I'm Fabio Renzulli, I was arrested for espionage."

"But I'm not a spy."

"No, I'm a spy."

"They treat me with humanity ..."

"... With dignity. Yes, and with great dignity"

in which the citizen is knocked the elevator door.

I read the message.

"The Islamic court of Shababah asked, within 48 hours ..."

"... The release of 22 soldiers arrested in Nairobi."

"Otherwise, proceed my execution."

How was arrested in Somalia

"I appeal to accept a fair proposal."

"I urge the government ..."

"I urge the government, the Ministry of Foreign ..."

"I do not leave and understand their motives."

"How to understand his motives."

Where am I?

I'm in Rome with my dad. Two years ago I have not seen.

No, I'm not running from anything. I need to find a solution.

I care, I promise. I'll call you.

How can a parent with primate brain

this wonder is born

Viola!

Viola.

Hello, I am a friend of his father, Adrian.

The teacher-American? -Good.

-Welcome. Thank you.

Sorry, my hand is a little sweaty.

- Is it hot today. - No problem.

Good morning. Good morning.

It was better if we just you and me.

No, he's a special person a sensitive person.

We have something in common.

At 68, while I fought in Vietnam here in the square was disputing this.

Until two years ago he taught at Boston University.

After he retired and came to live here in Rome.

At first I thought he was not sympathetic. It was flashy, a professor of history ...

Every time I ask you something he said, "What? What?"

I later learned that he had some problems.

The disease, transplant ...

Transplant? -Heart.

Seven years ago, were 14 hours anesthesia. Incredible.

After three years, found a heart.

They opened his chest throughout.

Then he was afraid of the new heart, and could not sleep at night.

He was afraid that this new heart betrayed him.

It took time to open, and kept it with him.

He once said: "All my anger I became calm."

Here you are.

Do not say I'm late, Your clock is moved forward by 10 minutes.

Dear Professor ... "What?"

-Go ahead. Thanks.

Account of his arrival in Paris. The approach on the street.

- It was brought to Yves Saint Laurent. - It was just luck.

Do not be modest! Say how much you earn the director of a store.

- She bought the car. - Stop it.

-There is a shop, it's a studio. This year-I for Christmas.

You are in Paris for 10 years and never invite me.

I understand you. He is a person a little uncomfortable.

Sorry, it was not for you, went to the French.

"Bonjour, mon amour!"

Where are you going? Forget it! Sorry, he's drunk.

Mind your own business!

And then?

What? You lost your phone?

He broke his fingers and is not able to hit?

If so, are forgiven, but ...

- It is a embecil. - Back to your desk, you're drunk.

- Your daughter is overbearing. Tell you something. - Clement, we have invited.

I went to Paris last year, because of you. I drove 17 hours by car.

Comes and you turn off the phone. Where the hell were you?

- You mean to tell me? - How dare you?

Simply, the girl does not like their presence.

Go away! -Forget it. Who is this ...

Father!

Get out of here, out of my restaurant!

I can not see! Who is it?

Sorry, Adrian.

-I feel sorry for him. Pena-my ass!

First hit and then smooth.

If I, who am the father, not to intervene, not for nothing, right?

He's a jerk! He's a former boxer!

- How would I know? - But who was I took the punch.

He could have broken my nose. My eye, how are you?

Well

- What are you laughing? - I owe you a punch.

Good evening.

Good-night. -Good night, Adrian.

Adrian, I really appreciate your gesture.

Dad told me of his condition.

-What state? Well ...

The heart ... Transplantation.

His father is jealous, I can do anything with this heart.

Even boxing!

Thank you.

Good evening.

Life is a strange thing:

You expect a slap and receives a kiss!

What are you doing?

A-jog ... Good morning, Viola. Good morning!

Where did the idea of running in this heat? 40 degrees!

Do not forget that I was Hell in Vietnam!

See you later, guys.

He's crazy!

Damn, I'm tired damn ...

I get at least the corner or make a fool

It is better not to take in this heat, the teacher.

-Also my house! Go away!

-Why so little! What do you want?

Idiot! I just asked you a favor ...

I do not! Go away!

Always alone, you've never been there.

Do not want to see you! -My mother was right.

You are a fool! -You is an idiot!

What is it? -Nothing, Mrs. Mary.

Go away! Not again!

Miss, what should we do?

Already spent a lot, ran for two hours.

For me, since we arrived.

Who is? -I, Viola. Can I come?

Who? -The daughter of Augustus, the doorman.

Can I please come? Viola-?

Enter.

This is the first time use as a bed.

The seller told me that it is very comfortable.

Thank you.

You are a kind person, hospitable and not ask questions.

Perhaps my father is a friend nice too ...

but sometimes it's unbearable, dull and does not understand things.

- Old-fashioned. - Yes.

Yes, an old-fashioned. But not an old romantic.

Old and grumpy.

I. ..

I really do not know where to go, I can not go to Paris.

Maybe tomorrow I will explain, is not easy.

I do not want anything else. I trust you.

Feel at home.

Good-night. Good-night.

Sorry! I need to grab a bottle of water.

It was nothing.

Good-night. Good-night.

- Adrian! - Shit!

- Go! - Where to go?

In-room. -Are you there?

Force

I'll get dressed and I'm going!

Drugs.

Wait a minute!

Can open

Hello

-Ten years of lies! What?

Ten years of lies, and the idiot here never suspected anything!

Always bragging that my daughter working in Paris ...

I could have said. I have found a solution.

But with that little face doll I cajoled.

I do not understand, which means "cajole"?

Viola is director of studio ...

It stripper, dance rubbing a stick. How to call it even?

"Lap dance" in short, a bitch!

Please do not say bitch.

But yes, a prostitute.

For me it was a coup. No idea.

She gave me the car, But my thinking as a father is ...

How many programs it cost? A whore!

No!

I can not say that my daughter is a prostitute?

A bitch!

-OK, is a prostitute. Now, is blackmailed by loan sharks.

-What are you doing this bitch? Stop-offend.

I have come to vent, if you want to offend her offense.

She asked me for 30,000 euros. Where can I get?

I earn € 1,200 per month.

Even if I had, but not to stick would give the 30,000 euros!

I will give 30,000 slaps her!

Look, calm down now.

Go home, sit on the couch and you will see what happens next.

- What happens? - You will see!

His daughter-back and makes peace. -Let me stay here. -No.

Go to your home these cases it is better to be alone.

-See you later? But, until tomorrow.

Lord, with this pressure I will stop again in the emergency department

Can I stay or should I go?

Carrot. Carrot.

You have a beautiful accent when he speaks.

My wife's grandfather was from Marseille. It was a marginal ...

spent half his life in prison. Better not talk about it

My mother taught me French, was born in Tunisia ...

Then came with his father to a small island near Sicily.

I spent the weekdays there as a child.

It is the most beautiful place in my life, at the foot of the volcano.

- As they say in French volcano? - "Volcano".

"Vulcan"

- "Volcano". - "Vulcan".

What is happening to me? Why insist on this drug of French

What is it? I-heat, the fan is not enough.

Are you crying for?

It was a failure.

I tried to change his life but is not easy.

Ask a money and open a restaurant.

I could not even pay the first month's salary of waiters.

What makes a woman happy at my age?

Work? Mine is a mess.

A child? I do not.

A man to love? Imagine!

I-40 and I have 80. -Take.

- Why? - The apple does stop crying.

'What nonsense! In Latin-works.

My wife could not have children, yet we loved each other.

The love is gone when I changed my heart.

It was not easy, huh?

I guess I would not want life was easy.

I have to go, I can not stay here.

These people are not joking, I'm broke.

I do not want something happens to my father.

Not even you.

Listen ...

Tomorrow is the feast of August 15 and nothing happens on this day.

Even the enemies are on vacation.

From this terrace you can see the best fire of Rome.

Stay.

If someone comes to hurt, break it in boxing.

-I stopped crying. Well ...

Apple also works ... in Italy.

-A toast to Rome! The Rome-and his book.

Thank you to my book!

Again? I'm already drunk!

To life!

I want to make a toast at the eaves the terrace. I'll jump!

Are you crazy? Ask here!

Let me come up here ...

A toast to this August as strange and beautiful ...

Wait, I want to find the rhyme ...

Who is it?

Professor?

Adrian!

Let's toast together as two good old people ...

August 15, this loneliness?

Must be in the bathroom.

I did not see him leave.

Professor! Let's do ...

But ...!

August 1 is the I do not strip.

There are 20 strip-teases 7 minutes by night, nothing more.

I never understood that the strip is something technical or instinctive.

Okay, I'll teach you. Me teach?

Strip-tease is not learned watching.

Learning by doing.

So tonight, you will do a strip-tease for me.

-I am ashamed! Best-so will be more sexy.

However, against the shame There is a trick.

Actually, three.

Little light ...

Music as a lamp.

We have these three things?

Are you ready? Put yourself in profile, too.

Look at me.

Do not laugh, close the jaws.

He takes off his coat.

So.

Two laps.

Throw it.

Take off your tie.

With ease.

Bravo!

Now, throw your shoes.

Take off your shoes.

The pants.

Second button ...

Come on, improvise.

The shirt.

All buttons.

Now ... The final blow.

Everything, so ...

Turn around.

No hands.

My chest is all marked.

Are playing.

We are not at home.

Is off ...

Professor!

What happened? Augusto, who is going on?

No, the teacher does not meet the phone since yesterday.

- Is something wrong? - You asked for help? -It is August 15.

The police-work in August 15. -Smart. Come on.

Have you ever tried to break the door? Do not be stupid!

Will he suffered a heart attack!?

Slowly we are coming.

The window is open, I'm getting.

I found the door will open.

Adrian?

Professor?

Come the thieves!

Ate the whole cake.

Adrian!

- Daddy! - Viola. Augusto!

Damn!

I'll kill you!

He came to America, fuck me! -Daddy!

Just me?

Oh, God! Augusto, what is it?

You are sick.

-Do something! Augusto!

There's an ambulance! We call him but we use to another.

Augusto! -Help me!

What's wrong with him?

Sometimes you think is the end of life,

and suddenly everything starts over yet stronger than before

Life never ends. Well, in a way yes,

forward but there is question of who is.

-So? He is well-...

But do not talk to me. I'm leaving.

Although?

Viola, I am with you.

I'm not a woman to to follow.

I love you.

- It is too much trouble ... - Listen ...

For a man my age is not easy to say.

In fact, I thought never say. But it happened.

Listen to me. You go to Mongolia? I'm going there.

You will bike?

I also go by bike.

This new heart decided to love it, I can not do anything.

Then resign yourself.

This face will be the first thing see when you wake up, for a long time.

"Dear Augusto ..."

We think we know life is like ...

"... but she always changes."

"Even at our age ..."

"happens."

"Your daughter is a person fantastic, "

"I think it looks so much with you. "

"We did a trail of love"

"as two youngsters."

"The check is to pay Viola's debts.

"She does not know that and must never know. "

"No matter what happens."

"Goodbye, my friend. I feel a new man. "

"Only now I realize that life is not the one you live ... "

"but that it will live,"

"even if you think have lived it. "

Adrian!

- Adrian! - Yes?

It's time? -Yes

Come on.

Who is Satriano? -I am.

It is a beautiful boy.

Do not be afraid.

Thanks. -Welcome.

Hello, beauty!

I am your father, you know?

My goodness, I could be your grandfather.

But you're lucky ...

When his father to fight with you,

can ask for consolation to his grandfather.

I do not know, I think I will do a tribute my Italian grandfather.

Giovaninno.

Need to choose the right name. Will be recorded today.

- Hello, Giovaninno, grow well. - Giovannino?

They do not have the name yet!

His name is Giovannino, trust me.