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Get up for me, Mom. I'm sleeping over at Bonnie's.

Oh, but Karen, I don't have Bonnie's number in case someone calls.

Nobody likes man-eaters on motorbikes.

We own this road, so you better get lost.

When you hear the roar of a cut-out exhaust, bug off or you'll find that you

have blown your mind.

Get off the road.

Get off the road.

We know a man is made out of clay.

Three shooting clay pigeons today.

Get off the road.

To get your beer and toss Gonna be outside We're riding here tonight Get

off the road

When you hear the roar of a cut-out exhaust Bugger off or you'll find that

you have blown your mind Get off the road Get off the road

We know a man is made out of clay Be shooting

clay pigeons today Get off the road before we have crossed Or you'd like

to get your rear end tossed Gotta be up to...

Nobody likes man-eaters on motorbikes.

We own this road, so you better get lost.

When you hear the roar of a carotid exhaust, fuck off or you'll find that

you have...

Oh, race in half an hour, then the stud line.

Oh, maybe I'll park my bike in the shade. It's getting kind of hot.

Not near as hot as I am. It's been a whole week.

Oh, don't worry, Whitey. You got a whole night to cool off.

Catch you later.

Right.

Little Harley, you better show some guts at that race, or Whitey won't get

herself a good stud tonight.

Terry, Karen, you got your dues? Yeah, right here, Queen.

Need the bread.

Gotta keep the house going, you know.

Maneaters is right.

We spend half our dues changing the sheets around here.

Are you racing or watching?

Sometimes I wonder about you.

Are you racing or watching?

Racing. You better tune your bike.

If you're racing, you gotta pick.

And if you're the last one in, there ain't much manhood around here to choose

from.

What if I... picked without racing?

You're waking for some torture, honey.

Karen, you know the rules as well as the rest of us.

If you want first pick, win the race.

Otherwise, shut up!

I was just asking.

Like hell, honey.

What's on your mind?

Well, you know, we treat men like they're slabs of meat hanging on a hook

at a butcher shop.

It's about as romantic as buying a hunk of bologna.

That's me, the original man-eater.

And that goes for all of us.

This thing probably.

Well honey, you've got three months to go.

And after those three months, you can cool off those hot pants.

Providing that you can come in anything but dead last driving that sewing

machine.

But it'd be just my luck to pick a jellyfish instead of a swordfish.

My hog must need new points or something. I don't know. Or maybe I just

better lose 50 pounds like a jockey.

50 pounds?

If she lost 50 pounds, she'd be just the right weight to jockey a rhinoceros.

When you're racing her, you better duck when that two tons of muscle starts

throwing steel and...

Terry's fourth.

Well, well, save me a stud who can move.

Russian's fifth.

A man is a man, darlings. Even the fifth may have hidden assets to be seen.

Vicki's sixth.

So what? I'm satisfied as long as they wear pants and they don't shake me up

when they drop it.

Supergirl's seventh.

Yeah, get down.

I'm going to lose that 50 pounds.

Yeah? You know how?

I'm going to cut off one of her hands.

And the rest of you in the pool. I'd gladly be there with you. Mamma, mamma

mia. I can hardly wait for this chick's initiation. Neither can I.

Do we trip?

Yeah, man.

Winter calls a shot.

Who's lucky enough to get me today?

Keep your pants that rockin' your eagles hanging out.

Couple of you jacks put my baby to bed, huh?

The rest of you lie up against the wall.

Let's get some of this action going here.

the goodies now

And she gets first pick, right?

Right.

What'll it be, honey?

Dad?

A bronc?

Or, uh, maybe you'll really join the club and pick a filly.

Put up with me again?

Sure thing, little mother.

I'll take him, Queen, with pleasure.

We're saving you for initiation night.

He ain't worth what you got to offer.

Now, Whitey, you're the biggest one here.

Think you can handle two Broncos tonight?

What? Have a queen ace out my sex life for the rest of the year? No, thanks.

Oh, Bill, that's all you ever think about.

Look, if you're packing up, just say so.

If not, come over here and do something about it.

Bill,

you do like remodeling the rest, don't you?

I'm sure I do, man.

Sure I do.

You girls think she's been living up to the rules around here?

She's acting like she's the queen.

Well, man, I can't. I ain't got but one gripe.

And that's thinking on steady meat.

And every time we have a pick, she fingers Bill.

Every time.

Yeah, man.

She's been with him so much. They look like a back-to-back version of the Bobsy

Twins.

If she's her own bill, then she's out of the club. Right. I've been wanting to

kick that gal in the you-know-what ever since you took her in, queen.

I say we work her over a little.

What do you say, gang?

and she has a right to speak for herself.

If she's hung up on Belle, then she's violated the rules.

Then we get her. If not, she'll do what we ask. Right, girls? Right.

She's better.

And I know just what we're going to ask her.

Honeypot, you go call Karen and tell her to meet us at the strip tomorrow night

at 8 o'clock sharp.

We've got a surprise for you.

Cut the dramatic, Sharon.

This ain't the first time you've seen one of our playmates look like this.

Oh, or is it because he's more than just a roll and a hey?

Huh?

Oh, Bill.

Okay, you win. You ain't got nothing to say? Then I'll say it. We think you're

sweet on the... And that's against the rules, lady.

Now, the gang's figured if we got you wrong, then you won't mind dragging him

across the runway.

But if not,

you can take his place.

Right, girls?

Hey,

the queen's talking to you.

Is it you or him?

Huh?

Daisy pulling bunch of broads. We're the mad eaters. And all of us live up to the

rules. Or we pay.

Now get on that cycle and ride.

Bring him over here.

I shouldn't get the rope out of my saddlebag.

What's the matter? You got a weak stomach?

A chick?

Lash him down tight.

He ain't going anywhere.

She's ready for a full membership.

As leader, I say honey pot is in. How about it, girls?

Yeah!

Honey pot, do you accept us as your sisters and agree to live up to the

bylaws of the man-eaters?

What do you got to show us, honey?

he took.

with some butter.

She said it might be greasy, but it goes in quite well.

Okay, what the hell's going on here?

Whatever do you mean, honey?

You know what I mean, lady. You can't take over the streets with a bunch of

cycles. I'd like to take you over, lover.

Okay, queen, we know all about you and your girls. Don't get cute. What are you

doing out here?

Why, honey, we're just tripping a little.

Besides, if you know all about us girls and what we do...

Then you know what all of us girls been doing, don't you?

Very funny.

One more word and I'll run you all in.

Hey, gang, he wants to run us in.

He wants to run us in.

He wants to run us in.

Hey, Whitey, give us a poem.

OK.

There was a policeman so thin.

without even breaking the skin.

You're a real bunch of comedians.

Let me tell you something.

Just get out of hand once where I can prove it, you'll be looking for behind

bars.

dirty mother fuzz let's move we got a race and then a pick

What the blue dice is going on here?

What's your problem?

What are you scumbags doing on our ship?

This is our territory, Mac.

So unload now and unload fast.

Kind of rough for a lady.

Of course, you might not be a lady.

I don't see no bill of sale from the government for that property.

So why don't you just get back on that log and burn rubber?

Up your magic dragon she will, Buster.

On log now.

Or maybe you'd like to wear that crud carriage around your neck.

Or around your you-know-what if you've got one.

Just a second.

He's a big man.

Let's find out just how big he is. Yeah.

Or how small.

You want to play?

This is Karen.

Who?

Oh. Hello, Ted.

Oh.

You do know about it.

I see.

Well, OK.

I'll meet you for a cup of coffee.

Yes.

I'll see you then.

Yes, it is.

That's why I was late.

I had to sneak out so that Mom and Dad wouldn't see me.

Miss, could we have a couple of cups of coffee, please?

It's good to see you, Karen.

Even with a bruised face.

You know, I never understood why you stopped seeing me.

That was a long time ago, Ted.

It's better to forget it.

Believe me.

You said you knew about the fight last night.

Then you know I ride with the man-eaters.

I've known it ever since you joined.

Look, my brother rides with Joe Boy's group, and they're out to get your gang,

Karen. The big time.

Snuff you out.

Thanks, Ted.

But the group can handle themselves pretty well.

How about you, Con? Can you handle yourself pretty well, too?

Yeah.

Pretty well.

Hold it. Stop playing.

Hold it, man.

Listen, we got better things to do than burning rubber tonight.

What the hell's bugging you, Judy? It better be important enough to stop this

race. Believe me, it is. Look it, we've all been chafing to get Queen and her

stinking bunch of pigs, right?

Well, tonight's the night.

Why tonight?

Listen, they're all over their place tonight, and man, they ain't thinking

about fighting.

I've been over their case in a place, and it's a perfect setup.

We'll give them an hour or two, and then we'll take over.

They're all boozed up now, man.

And when you're doing the bedtime boogaloo, you ain't in no position to

fight. Huh?

I think he's right.

What about it?

Let's go get him. Okay.

As much as I'd like to get queen, I want to do it another way.

We'll grab the little one, the mascot, and when we nail her, she'll be praying

with her knees in the air.

And that'll give them other pigs and sort of a preview of coming attractions.

Come on, let's get the rest of the gang.

Get it on.

I could say I came here to see you, but that wouldn't be the whole truth.

Karen, you've got to get out of here tonight.

Joe Boy and his whole group are going to tear this place apart.

Ted, do you realize what could happen if Queen found out you didn't come to be a

stud?

Look, you're not listening.

Forget me.

Let's just get out of here.

I mean it, Karen.

That gang is out for blood.

We've got to move.

If it happens, it happens.

But you've got to leave before they come checking on us.

Karen, I said we've got to move.

Now.

If you don't come with me, I'll... I'll have to take you by force.

You are concerned, aren't you?

Look, Ted.

You don't belong here.

You don't understand anything about this gang or me.

Not anymore.

Just leave me alone, please.

I've never asked why you got into all this.

I'm only asking that you come with me now, Karen.

It doesn't make any difference if... whether or not you...

You give a good damn about me.

We broke up.

I didn't push it.

But I'm not going to sit back and see you get hurt.

Now, come on, or so help me, I'll carry you out of here.

I want to take a little nap, honey.

I want to see what the rest of them are doing.

Sure thing, little mama.

You know, I'm kind of glad they initiated you.

You're really something.

Everything's all right.

You must have gotten some bum information from Joe boy.

Bye.

And thanks for being such a good boy.

Let's get her out.

Take her inside and get a doctor fast.

And get on your bikes and get ready to move. I'm going to kill the dirty mother

that did this stuff, honey.

Look, I know where they eat.

So we'll go over there.

I grant you this will be their last meal. You can say that again. Go.

Where's Joe Boyd, Nick?

They was here, but they left.

Nick, they ain't here, lady.

I don't know.

Where's his pad, Nick? Honest, I don't know.

Let Joe Boy know we're looking for him. Maybe he'll get the picture.

Hey, Whitey? Yeah, I got a plan.

Go get me some wire, nice and thin and strong.

And you and Terry meet me at Fox Road in two hours. Right. The rest of you ride

with me.

Go fumigate yourself, brass head!

a nice bike like that.

We can't hold them. We go out and let them go, Joe.

No evidence.

Yeah, it's a shame. Everyone knows.

Queen and her girls did it.

Unless somebody gets off his guts, there ain't a thing we can do about it.

Well, maybe somebody will wise up around here one of these days.

Let's get out of here.

I heard about Hillboy Care.

I don't care if you were involved.

They forced you to be.

I'm asking you now.

Get out of this.

Come with me right now.

Go tell them you're all through.

We've all looked and it's not here. It's nowhere to be found.

Is there something, Queen?

What's it to you?

Now hold it.

I put a hole in your pretty inside.

Now hold it.

Come on, you're under arrest.

Now, let's go.

Move.

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Can we ride a little faster, said the leader to the pack.

There's a fuzz right behind us and he's breathing down our back.

The cops are looking for us everywhere we go, waiting for one wrong move, and

into jail we go.

We don't know nobody, nothing, and we don't make no deals. We're swinging

chicks on motors, and we're man-eaters on wheels.

We are the Hellcats, nobody like...