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Man, I tell you, Slim, I came home yesterday, right? Yeah.

12-hour day.

12 hours? 12 hours. That's a hard shift. You feel me?

Got home.

Only thing I wanted to hear was, hey, honey, how you doing?

Here goes some food. That simple.

And possibly before I lay down to go to sleep, can I get my dicks up?

That's it. Don't happen. What more can a man ask for? Don't happen. That's a

hard... Don't happen.

Wait, you feel me?

But you don't get, how long has it been since you got your dick sucked by your

wife?

Damn.

Damn, that long?

What month?

Shit. No, well, it was my birthday three months ago. So, you know, I got that. I

mean, but what you was telling me the other day about your girl was crazy.

True, true. Because I actually went through the same dance and it kind of

made me a little, like, frustrated.

Hey. It's been about...

About almost some years for me, too.

What? Yeah, man. I didn't want to say nothing because I thought I was alone in

this. Guys, listen. You're doing it all wrong. You guys know I've been married a

bunch of times. Yeah, of course. Like all these girls that I go through.

Right. I was having the same problem. Like at first, everything was fucking

awesome. Uh-huh. And then they stopped sucking your dick. They stopped doing

the laundry. They stopped doing the dishes. Yeah, like I don't know what

that's about.

Now you feel me. Now you feel me. So, you guys, you know what I did, right?

What'd you do? I went online, found this website, got myself a mail-order bride.

This beautiful French-Vietnamese girl. I did. That shit actually really works.

Yeah. I thought that shit was just taking money.

She does everything.

Everything for me. I don't even have to ask. I mean, she washes the dishes. She

irons my laundry. I don't even ask.

Fuck out of here.

Fuck out of here. If I come in, everything I got on now shrunk because I

have to do it myself.

Exactly. Come on. Are you serious? She does that? She does everything.

You guys want to see something crazy? Are you guys horny?

What you mean? Shit, I'm always horny. I mean, both of our wives ain't doing shit

for us. All right, check this out.

Sharon. Don't play. Come out here, Sharon. He plays. I think he does. Hey,

Sharon. Anyway.

This is Slim and Prince.

I figured you guys could show me the time. Oh, shit.

Hey, how are you? Grab a seat on the left.

Oh, shit.

This is my wife, yeah.

What?

Baby, why don't you show them what a good time you can have with them.

Are you serious?

Just like that?

Just like that.

You love my boobies?

I haven't felt one in so long.

I like that.

I swear, you can go online and pick anyone you want.

Anyone you want.

And this is yours.

Yeah, I'm speechless, man.

Yo, I'm seeing the rock.

Oh, my God. Yeah, like that.

I mean, you know, there's a little upfront cost, but I'm telling you, it is

worth it. I mean, if this is the end product, though, oh, goodness.

Do you like what you see?

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, we definitely like it. This is crazy.

Wow.

You know what, Sharon? Why don't you take a look inside? Come with me.

Yeah, man.

It's been a while for you guys. You guys need this more than I do. Told you we

should have had him hanging out with us.

You like my boobies?

Yeah, everything.

Yeah, everything.

Oh,

there ain't no time like the present.

Yeah, sure.

Why don't you get down on your knees and show them what you can do?

Yes. Yeah.

That's what I'm talking about.

I'm all about that one.

Wow.

Oh shit that works.

Oh my goodness.

Mama sent them days like this.

Let me see that one.

Oh my goodness, that's so hot.

That's what I'm talking about.

You have a big cock.

Oh wee, London likes you. That part.

Shit.

Yeah, make it nasty.

Told you I liked it.

He came through on this one.

He came through. For sure, bro, bro.

He came through.

Any time you do it.

Goodness, that's skinny.

Yeah.

Just like that.

Yeah.

Yeah. Just like that.

Just the sound. Ah, yeah.

Why don't you stop, girl?

Yeah, I'll send you the address for that website later. Oh my goodness, send it

to us!

I didn't know!

Why are we trying to get together? He's so happy. I'll see you on that.

You guys are always complaining.

This is what I got.

Just like that you're doing great.

You're doing great.

Man, I'm definitely gonna get comfortable baby get on over there. Let

me get let me get comfortable

That was good fun.

Good fun.

You really can't be joking. This is what she does all the time.

She sucks at being dick.

Jeez.

Oh, God.

How long did it take for delivery?

That was just practically instant, man. I just signed up and she showed up. That

was it, man.

I like him.

I like him.

Yeah, man

Goodness.

Look at that there.

I like it. I like it.

I think it's Chris's turn.

Not mine.

Not mine. It's my turn.

Oh my goodness.

That's what I'm talking about.

I'm the luckiest man alive guys

Come here. Come here. Yeah, climb up on the couch. Come here. Sit down, baby.

Oh, wee.

One at a time so she can really enjoy it. Oh, wee. I'm going to let you go

first. Get that up off of her.

Oh, no.

Oh.

Oh, for you, baby girl. Yeah, rub that pussy.

Oh, look how pretty that is.

Oh my

goodness

Shit.

Oh, wow.

Give me those, girlfriend.

Keep them right there. I want them on you.

But look at that.

Yes.

That's what I'm talking about.

Oh, my goodness. I know what I need to do.

Don't you want me?

Oh, you have a big cock!

How's it feel Sharon?

It's so good!

You make me so good!

Do you like it? Yes!

Yes, fuck me, yes, yes.

Every night? Every time I say anything.

Fuck you a little bit.

Bitch, please.

I've got no problems.

Oh, my goodness.

This don't make no sense.

There we go.

Come on over here.

Oh, my goodness.

Yes.

Uh-huh.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Uh-huh.

There you go.

Oh, yeah. Right there.

Put that right in there.

There

you

go.

Oh, shit.

You want some of this now, Sam?

Uh-huh.

Come on. Oh, shit.

Come on, later.

Come on, later.

Come on.

Just like that.

Rub it.

Rub that pretty face. Do what they tell you to do.

Wow, you can tell it like that?

This is crazy.

I said good.

I'm so happy, yes.

Talking that good nasty shit.

Tell Miss French to fuck you harder.

There we

go.

Let him get it.

Let him get it.

Tell him to come on up, bro.

I got it. Why don't you hop on up? Oh, yeah. Come on up here.

I want to see those titties this time.

Yeah, perfect.

Perfect. There we go.

Oh, yeah.

Take your big cock, my bitch.

Let's see.

Oh,

yes.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Tell them in French how it feels.

Oh, my goodness.

Yes. Have a get on that, mother.

Have a get on that. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh!

Keep it right there.

Oh my goodness.

That's what I'm talking about.

I like

that shit.

Get that shit.

Speak more French, baby.

I like your big butt.

Come on, come on, I want you to play with me.

Come on down here baby.

Come on down here. Give me a cuddle.

Here we come.

Here we come.

Tell

us

to cover those tits in

crotch.

And I gotta get away from you. I like her too much.

Oh my goodness.

Give her that shit.

Listen to her talk.

That shit is crazy.

That's a bad girl right there. Yes.

That's a bad girl.

Oh my goodness.

I'll tell you what yo slim we're gonna have

to really start hanging out with this man

Damn, that's what you do. Hey, you know what?

I'm going to order mine now. Fuck your dumb shit. I'm out of this shit. Me too.

Oh, it's so good.