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Alright, so here's the house you really like I guess I'm gonna record it for

you. I could see why you like it Looks everything looks expensive Nice

expensive fountain Plants and everything

looks really nice

Well, the realtor has been cool.

He's probably in his 40s.

Hi!

I am Marta. Nice to meet you.

I am from a agency because... Oh, where's the other realtor?

The Frank, no?

He's a Sikh. Oh, okay. I don't mind.

I am here for you, okay?

Come, come.

Do you speak Spanish?

yeah sorry because my accent is very much yeah it's pretty i like it though

it's it's it's good uh yeah how are you today fine oh i'm doing

great okay a lot easier on that as another realtor your name is

jake yeah jake okay um so i show you this

house is very nice yeah Yeah, you know, it's a little under my budget, you know,

but we're just looking at some stuff to save some money.

It's for like you and your wife, right?

Uh, yeah, yeah, me and my wife.

Oh, okay.

That is perfect.

You have children or no?

Do I have what? I'm sorry. Child? Child?

Oh! Minions?

yes i have uh no no no no no no that is perfect that one you have is very big

you have uh two rooms there no no no no garden for your wife if uh life love

flowers you have one garden perfect it's okay you know oh yeah that's great uh

can we see the rest of the house or we go we go

Yeah, I don't speak any Spanish, you're gonna have to teach me some. I am sorry,

yes, but my English is not perfect, but it's okay.

Okay, Jake, mira, this is the dining room for you to come with friends.

Mira, it's a very big table for dining, for dinner, no? For

dinners.

Good view.

Mira, you look.

It's nice or no, Jake? Yeah, it's good.

The view is great. It's wonderful.

It's very nice.

Oh my God.

It's very nice.

It's very nice.

Very nice. What more information for this room? Ah, okay.

This is the wood. It's the floor either. It's very wood floor either. The table.

Does the table come with the house? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh,

that's great.

Okay.

Any questions?

What I mean... So you said, so like everything in the house comes with it?

Like everything I see comes with the house or is it just certain things?

What are you saying?

Other question?

Let's go see the kitchen. Can we see the kitchen? Yes, go to the kitchen. Yes,

perfect.

Okay, Jack, this is an amazing kitchen. You like it or not?

I... How do you say? Me gusta.

Me gusta.

How do you say it?

Do you like it?

Do you cook or your wife?

All the time? Every woman, perfect. Do you cook?

Of course.

That's awesome.

You have a fridge, very nice, very big.

Fridge. Very, very, very big.

Uh-huh, very big.

What?

Microwave. All this equipment is perfect.

This equipment is perfect.

Any questions?

No, no, I think we should... I think I'm good. Okay, Jack, look.

This living room is very big for your family, to invite your friends.

Nice sofa.

It's like a... like a restaurant.

You have other windows, very big windows. Look.

The view. Yeah, it's a nice view.

Yeah, you can look all the California.

it's very nice uh this is the other door for going to the garden so like

what do you think i mean the house is great and everything i just i just think

it's expensive honestly yeah i don't think i can afford it it's fine you can

pay i think i'm only really here for my wife that's the only reason that i came

here that's why i was filming it for her

I don't know about that.

Oh, I'm an engineer, but...

I'm

sorry, I just really don't think this is...

I found this.

I'll tell your, uh, if you've seen it. This pepper? Oh, all the peppers.

Oh.

You little meal. Oh, you, you, all right, I'll help you out. Ready?

What?

What'd you think?

Huh?

I'm sorry,

I have to

ask because I've just been

I am professional,

I am

In Spain, I am very good in a lot of things. No, I understand.

That's fine. I'll just be going. I don't think I could really afford the house

anyway, but you were beautiful and great to talk to.

Thank you for being beautiful, but I am professional.

All right. I'll see you later.

Okay. Okay. One moment. One moment. One moment. Call me.

Call me.

But it's sacred, no?

It's secreto, no? Oh, yeah.

You don't tell my boss, eh? I won't tell your boss if you don't tell my wife.

Okay.

I give contract.

Here. Okay.

Remember the contract.

What do you want?

Yeah. Just a little more than that. Keep going.

Little. A quick, eh? Very quick.

All the way off, yeah.

Oops.

Big house?

Big movies, eh?

You could just leave it down a little bit longer. That would be good.

What do you want?

No, you just keep it down.

It's like... You're good.

But... You know, eh, Jake?

I don't know if that's enough to, I don't know how you say, enough to

convince me.

Convince more?

Well, I mean, if I could maybe touch it, touch them, that would be good. Touch my

boobs? Yeah, just, is that okay?

Oh my gosh. You, shh, my gosh, eh? You don't know nothing, eh?

A little, eh?

Yeah. Very quick.

Can you like, or no? No.

Me gusta. Te gusta.

Te gusta, papi.

Si, te gusta.

Okay, you're good, you're good, you're good.

Oh, I don't... No, no, no, no.

Just keep going.

This is not serious, eh?

I'm professional.

I am the big agency for real, Anton. It's not possible. I am Marta from...

No, no, no, no.

I mean, I'd be willing to help you out if you could help me out a little bit

more, if you know what I mean.

What? What do you want more?

Uh-huh, if you just, uh... What do you want more?

I mean, do you...

Do you do blowjobs?

What? Blowjob? I think it's mamada, right? In Spanish?

I don't know if I'm getting it wrong.

Mamada? But you promise, right?

You promise.

Oh, of course, I promise.

Wait, for... Yeah, I'll do that for sure.

Here, let me switch.

Alright.

It's just a blowjob.

A blowjob?

Oh my god, and your wife? Your wife?

What happened to your wife? My boss?

I'm not going to tell your boss and you're not going to tell my wife, right?

Right?

Promise? Promise.

See contract, eh?

And commission.

And a little commission for me.

I'll put in an extra bonus.

For you remember.

It is sacred.

If not my boss, kill me.

For you are ready lady.

You remember, no?

Yeah, it's right there.

Just focus on this, yeah.

Mm-hmm

You think, no?

Yes, sure.

There.

Okay. I love you.

Good job, eh? I am very sorry for you.

Spit on it make it sloppy

You gotta spit on that for me, baby. Yeah, spit.

Yeah, more spit.

Gag yourself with it.

Yeah, put it in your mouth.

Put it in your mouth.

What's up, puppy? Yeah?

You want to follow my mom, miss?

oh my god

You don't know anything about my voice?

If not...

No, it's a secret.

It's a big secret, eh?

Let's see...

I take my shows, baby, okay?

Lean back for me, baby.

Take your hand. Lean back.

Just like that.

Yes, just like that.

That's okay.

Just like that.

I'm just going to put on the contract.

See, baby?

Yeah, just like that.

Let me see. I'll open it up for you.

Oh,

fuck, yeah.

Oh, it's fucking hot.

Yeah, put it back up for me.

Stay on your head.

Just like that.

I don't know if this is very nice maybe.

I don't know if the signature is very good, but that's my signature.