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Alright...

Guys did you get it?

Feet a little higher...

Yeah that’s better.

Oh my god.

Wait - foot up.

Other foot.

Yeah, that’s looking good.

Guys, have you got it?

Guys, have you -

You good?

It’s way too hard, I can’t do it.

You’ll get it.

You’ll get it.

Done?

Yeah...

I think we’re still very out of time...

but let me check.

and my phones about to die...

Could you go get my charger please?

Thank you bub.

Fine.

Riles?

We’ve got to do another one.

Riley.

Just one more, it’ll be quick. I promise.

and I need to fix your hair.

Stay still hun.

You’ve got beautiful hair.

You’re lucky.

It’s more like my mums...

Mum?

Where’s the cheese?

Should be in the bottom drawer.

Honey?

Oh baby just breathe.

It’s okay.

I’m here with you.

Alright we’re going to do 4 counts in and 8 counts out.

I’m going to count okay?

Ready?

Big slow breath in...

One...

two...

three...

four...

Try again, baby look at me.

Look at me...

You’re getting water everywhere.

Mum, stop!

Have I not shown my only child...

the most efficient way to dry yourself?

No

Okay, well...

You take one corner, so you don’t get the whole towel wet.

And you get everything out of your hair.

And then use the rest of your towel to dry yourself normally.

And then I find the corner with the label...

So I know every time which corner to use...

...and then I dry my butthole.

Mum!

Stop, you’re so immature.

Well you know, apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

Okay...

You went first last time and I lost..

...so this time I’m going first.

L for Loser?

Yeah.

Yeah, actually.

What?

You got one!

R?

Can you give me a clue... please?