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Long be unbroken.

- I worked overtime again

barely made it home to make dinner for my beloved siblings.

No he offered me the promotion!

Basically It was implied..

Come on! Switch weapons!

You'll never win with that BB gun!

You'll never get laid with that haircut.

- Dave, really? - Really It's a shitty haircut..

We have the same haircut.

You guys should try a real game. Use some imagination.

- Save some electricity-.

I have a good beginner dungeon.

Yeah good luck with that nerd queen!

Watch those corners!

Oh God! No!

Shit!

Can you at least quiet down a little

Switch around! Switch around!

Shit! Yes...

and wave it like a flag...

Oh shit oh shit

That was a saving throw.

I rolled to see if you'd survive a blackout spell.

.You didn't See Isn't that fun

What the hell's wrong with you

Dinner's ready so game's over

Damn right it's over.

I busted my ass on that, you punk!

Smells like your ass too!

Jesus Dave! My mom's making vegan crap for dinner I wanted meat!

I'm not making anything else!

The die never lie.

I'd play your Dragons or whatever if you asked me to.

That would be hilarious.

You're serious - Why not You make it sound like...

I don't know I'm just saying that I'd play if you asked.

When, exactly?

Can you hang on a second?

It's a shower night tonight so lights out at 9:30.

Wouldn't kill you to wash a dish either.

Hey Nothing really It's just the usual.

My brother is a snarling ball of anger and my sister is...

herself.

- Good times-.

"Dishes".

You really need to prioritize.

She just wants to play with you.

By unplugging the TV

Embarrassing me in front of my friends

Dave, you're on that thing all the time.

Barbara is reaching out and that's good.

No, it's weird and stupid!

- Why do you care... - Not so loud or she'll hear us talking.

...it popped up again!

On third, Hayes has room. Hayes makes the catch!

Thurisaz.

The Thorn. The Hammer.

Take the force of my enemy

and send it back to him a thousand thousand times.

Time to work.

One two three four five

six seven eight nine ten eleven

twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen sixteen

Hi.

Are you playing a game

I don't think so.

Oh.

If you were, I would...

join you or I don't know...

I'm Sophia.

We just moved here from Leeds, England.

No one here knows Leeds. Only London.

- It's stinky-.

- What's it for - Pray you never find out.

What's with the ears

Tribute to my spirit guide.

Oh! That's interesting.

I, uh... Nice meeting you.

You have a pretty name.

- And I like the way you talk - Thank you.

What's your...

Okay...

thanks.

I understand what "these times" require sir

We're allowed three personal days,

and I know that Mr Guggenheim considers personal attendance.

No my sister she's just a kid she can't help she's

She can't help with anything.

Um I'm not a special case I'm just asking for common courtesy!

No obviously I want to keep my job. I'm just...

Okay.

Okay, thank you so much, thank you.

Okay, bye.

Bye.

Can I look too?

Thanks!

We're at the same bus stop Hi again

Wow, that looks cool!

Yeah that's it Dark Omens are totally "cool".

What does that mean?

It means my life is about to get complicated.

Again.

Can I sit next to you

Why?

You're the only kid I know in like all of America

- Hi-.

Are you going to Sarah's birthday party this weekend

Nine...

Ten...

Eleven...

Twelve...

Thirteen...

Fourteen...

Thirty-four...

Thirty-five...

Thirty-six...

Thirty-seven...

Thirty-eight...

Damn it!

- Excuse me. - You're excused.

You make a better door than window.

My table.

You owe me a toll.

Give it.

That's all I got.

Keep the change.

You're dead!

Barbara Thorson!

Barbara Thorson! Mrs Mollé's office now

Please!

Have fun at the shrink psycho

She is so weird.

You might not believe this but you know more about Birch than I do.

I'm new here, so you're the expert.

I was hoping you can tell me a little bit about what you like here,

what you don't.

I've already heard to stay away from the beef teriyaki.

I really like your pocketbook.

It's nice.

I don't know what

Coveleski means.

Cov Coveleski...

What does it mean

Strike one.

What?

Barbara you're not being tested We're just talking..

For the record I'm not being difficult because I think your profession is B S..

I'm busy so I don't have time to be delicate with your feelings.

So you don't even want to know why you're here?

Because people fear what they don't understand.

I'm good with that so we're done here.

And next time

use a sky writer to call me to the shrink's office.

- Less embarrassing - No, I told them...

Yeah.

Wow...

Think it's funny to spit on people

Not "ha-ha" funny, but existentially yes

You're a disgusting little

bitch.

Open your pocketbook.

What I find I keep

If you don't walk away,

right now

I will do things to you that will make God cry.

Taylor!

What's going on

My office.

Now.

A week's suspension.

Let's go.

You're pretty brave

for someone who looks like they live in a magazine.

I saw Taylor grab you and got the principal.

You stood up to her.

Think you didn't

You think I did

I did.

She's gonna kill me.

No.

Taylor's a bully. All bullies are the same:

Soon as you stand up to them, they crumble.

Just like giants.

Giants

Like in your books

- Dragons and stuff? - You like that

It's weird

I don't know.

Yeah A little..

What's so cool about giants

- This is my sanctuary-.

A holy place.

You want to know about giants

you learn here.

It's been said

that all giants are descended from Ur,

the first giant

who was the misbegotten son of the Earth and Sky.

Twenty miles tall...

What?

Misbegotten means the Earth and the Sky did it

but they weren't married

Yeah.

My older brother was misbegotten.

Okay.

So Ur is twenty miles tall

but he's alone.

He's the only one.

He's so lonely that in his anguish

he tears himself apart.

Giving birth

to giants.

The first dark kings of the Earth.

At least that's what they liked to think.

Giants are vermin,

like rats or pigeons.

But huge, of course.

They can hit thirty feet and come in all flavors.

Frost Giants have hair of living ice,

and use human kidney

as a garnish when they eat reindeer.

Swamp Giants will clear out a whole village of people,

just to replace them with dolls made of vines.

Mountain Giants bathe in the blood of children,

and have a penchant for singing shepherd songs.

Oh and these creeps, they're Harbingers.

They just like to watch. Totally sketchy.

You see a Harbinger, a Giant is around.

Even worse, though, Titans.

These are the big guys.

Like Greek myth stuff.

Hearts of blackest opal.

A laugh boils your blood in your body.

Eyes that make the sun go out.

Can you imagine that

Something so horrible

the sun won't shine on it.

Don't be scared.

No one's seen a Titan since the dawn of recorded history.

Good.

The real problem is regular giants.

Total dicks.

This was a bad year for giants.

People always write them off as tornadoes and earthquakes and crap,

but if you open your eyes you see the omens and know the truth.

Ever lose a dog?

Yeah it got hit by a car. Probably not.

Probably hors d'oeuvres for a giant.

- No my dad backed over it - Oh.

Lucky.

So what if you do see the omens

and one really comes?

That's where I come in.

I find giants.

I hunt giants.

I kill giants.

With this.

Inside this modest sheath

slumbers the finest war hammer

ever made.

The thunder-maker. Light bringer.

Forged from a fragment of bone

from the jaw of Ur himself...

One perfect strike

will drop even the tallest of giants.

Can I see it

This is a sacred vessel.

It can only be opened when duty calls.

"Coveleski".

Weapons of great renown have to have a name.

Coveleski was a baseball player.

A rookie for the Philadelphia Phillies 100 years ago.

Are you okay?

What's the matter? Barbara?

Sorry... I have to go.

Barbara! Hey!

You don't want to get too close to me.

People close to me get hurt.

I'm over here!

No This way you big idiot

Damn it...

Barbara!

Barbara!

Barbara!

Barbara!

Barbara!

I made a friend.

Her name is Sophia.

She wears nice clothes but

she's English so that's to be expected.

So, see? I'm normal. Can I go now?

There's serious stuff going down I have to deal with.

Do you have many friends

Right.

Why not, Barbara?

Because most kids my age care more about who's on TV

or if they have cool sneakers than talking to me.

And I'm a little mean to people who are dumb.

And most people are dumb.

Is your sister Karen dumb

Family is "strike two" territory.

Barbara...

I'm sorry.

Sometimes I push too hard too soon,

but it's because I want to get to know you a bit more.

Okay?

I'll go first.

I wasn't always a psychologist...

That would be impossible unless you were cloned from one.

- I assume you were a baby. - Yes, I was a baby.

Then a child

then a young woman,

then a manager of a small hedge fund.

The good kind or did you rip off old ladies

I wasn't sure.

So I decided I wanted to try something else.

To try to make a difference doing this.

Is that corny?

The word "corny" is corny.

Wanting to make a difference is nice but you think too small

Call me when you've saved a town, and we can compare notes.

Have you saved a town?

I protect this dump like once a month but don't go around bragging about it.

What do you protect us from?

If you have to ask, then you clearly haven't read my file.

I have a file.

Yes but this file doesn't tell me who you are,

how you feel.

Delicious!

Right.

Gumbs Nehring

Rugg you're in red

The rest of you are in blue today.

You know that forest giant I told you about

He's getting ballsy!

We have to find him.

I don't want to get anyone into trouble.

We're already in trouble.

Hey! L'il Posh Spice!

Zip it! Thorson, drop the book.

Huddle up!

Today we're gonna take a stab at America's favorite pastime:

baseball.

Miss Laney Can I be excused

I might have food poisoning or a twisted ankle.

It's just baseball, Thorson. You just stand there...

- I'll take the F. Thanks. - I thought you liked baseball.

You said Coveleski was a...

Harry Coveleski

That's some obscure baseball history Thorson

Coveleski hasn't played in like a hundred years.

Got any Phillies fans in the family

Miss Laney

would you describe your job as worthless or utterly pointless

Principal's office.

Now.

I cherish our times together.

You are the Dalai Lama of principals.

Shall I make it a month

No thank you sir

Namaste.

Get out of here.

Cool.

This is a sacred vessel.

It can only be opened when duty calls.

No. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I wasn't really... I wasn't really going to open it.

I'm sorry. I have forgotten myself.

My holy quest. Coveleski is sacred.

It won't ever happen again.

I swear. I swear. I swear.

Please follow staff instructions

and proceed in an orderly fashion

to your assigned areas outside of the building...

Okay, please. Move along. Lucy, Jim.

Where are you going?

There's still three periods!

Did you get the note?

There are times you have to ask yourself,

"Do I want to live my life as a coward

or a warrior"

Decide.

Where are we going?

I've been working on a plan

to lead it away from the town to the old train graveyard.

Stay close.

Stay calm.

It won't hurt you while I'm here.

Barbara, how long is this gonna take?

Be quiet. It's up ahead.

- We'll get in trouble. - We're gonna save this town.

It should have taken the second bait.

Something must've caught its attention.

- There is no way this wouldn't work. - We have to go back.

We'll say we got locked out by accident.

Hold on. You need to understand what we're dealing with.

Giants aren't real.

Then why are you sweating?

There you have it.

Can't compete with a baby deer.

Once they find food they don't go for the bait.

We're going to have to track it.

I want to see if it took a bite out of this guy, though.

Might tell me what we are dealing with.

It sucked it up good.

It's pretty drained.

This is weird Barbara

I want to go home. Now.

Please!

Sophia!

Harbingers...

What good will you be against real monsters?

Even a dim-witted forest giant

has baffled you... twice!

It will be back.

Just a child,

so weak,

so weak.

Do you have wood in your garage?

You won't get in trouble. Don't tell anyone and I'll protect you.

Harbingers are creeps You don't want them around you.

Are you afraid of blood?

Yes.

Don't look.

Just squeeze the ice.

I don't like this.

- I know you're into it, but... - It's your ward of protection.

It has to be your blood.

I do it all the time without any ice. Come on.

Sophia

I know I'm an awkward freak.

I know no one likes me.

I know that everything I do looks crazy.

But this will protect you when I'm not around.

And I'd feel better knowing that you're safe.

Trust me.

Look into my eyes and say this:

Thurisaz. The Thorn. The Hammer.

Thurisaz. The Thorn. The Hammer.

Take the force of my enemy

and send it back to him a thousand thousand times.

Take the force of my enemy and send it back to him a thousand thousand times.

Are you gonna do it?

I did it when you looked in my eyes.

Thank you.

There's a high drive, left field, well hit!

Back there, it is... a home run!

It's a long fly ball...

Barbara!

Barbara?

Barbara?

I can hear your tapes in the whole house.

Well, I have to be up early tomorrow.

I sure do! High finance is a man's world

but I don't let anything get me down because I have gumption!

I chew gumption after every meal.'

Stinky.' Beloved cubicle-mate.

Have I told you if you only smelled like butt dipped in tuna

that would be an improvement?

I think Stinky needs to get to bed.

Luckily I Glorious Guggenheim

will save you from a life of drudgery and olfactory assault with...

a promotion!

Oh, thank you so much, Mr Guggenheim!

It's very nice of you.

But I don't need a pity promotion.

I'm gonna figure this out.

That's the smartest thing you've ever said, big Karen.

Thank you, little Karen.

Perhaps I should talk to my little sister more too.

I'm trying, Barbara.

I wanna try something new.

A game.

People play too many games. Let's just keep it honest.

Okay.

Honestly?

I put my neck on the line to keep you out of suspension

after your little stunt in gym class.

It's a word game.

I say a word and you say a word back, okay?

Like game...

No!

I... lose.

Diamond.

Fake.

Mrs. Mollé,

- things are happening. I have to go... - Baseball.

Baseball.

Baseball.

Barbara...

You're holding my hand.

It's okay.

I'm your friend.

Someone you can talk to if you're having problems.

- I have to go to the bathroom... - Like if you're angry

if you're afraid...

- Please let me go. - What's making you sad...

- Please let me go. - Like what's going on at home.

With Karen and Dave...

Kinarus, kinarus

Coveleski...

Weapons of great renown have to have a name.

Barbara...

A game.

I say a word and you say a word back.

Baseball.

Harry Coveleski...

Coveleski was a baseball player,

a rookie

for the Philadelphia Phillies.

That's some obscure baseball history, Thorson.

Got any Phillies fans in the family?

Sophia!

Nice one psycho

- I'm sorry! I didn't... - She's a total psycho.

Sophia!

Please...

Sorry dinner's late.

Sorry dinner's gonna suck.

Call the coast guard. The red tide's in.

I had to kiss ass and stay late

because my day got derailed by a phone call.

We all had issues today.

- I'm trying to move forward. - You hit a goddamn teacher!

I would never hit a teacher.

They don't get paid enough for that abuse.

- She's a psychologist. - Are you freaking mental?

Ouch!

Son of a bitch!

I can't do this.

How can I do this by myself?

You two won't grow up and help me.

I can't deal with you going crazy.'

When you act out, they call me at work and then I have to deal with your shit.

It's a problem for me because I'm trying my best to hold it all together.

Barbara This is not fair, Barbara!

Hey, this is not fair!

- You're not running away! - Yes, I am!

No, you're not.' Why are you fighting me?

I'm trying to help you. So is the shrink!

If you want to fight somebody, stand up to that bully at school!

Says the whiney doormat who can't talk to her own boss!

You have no idea what I've given up for you.

Neither do you!

She's crazy, but she knows how to punch.

It... was an accident.

It did not look like an accident.

She's my friend.

Shouldn't be.

People will talk about you too.

Besides,

crazy people can't have friends.

It's part of their sickness.

I get it.

You're a nice kid.

You want to help her, like a dog with a broken leg.

The only way to help a crazy person

You've seen her crazy stuff, right?

I bet she showed you her traps

and weird shit!

I like you.

You're pretty.

You could be cool. I'll make you a deal.

Tell me some of the crazy stuff...

and I'll tell you a secret

about your friend.

Close the door, please.

Tell me about giants.

How come I'm not expelled?

I know you called Karen.

People in New Jersey know you called Karen.

Why didn't you tell the principal?

Everyone gets one.

I can excuse one.

Do I need to expand?

Why do giants have to die?

Looking at them, they look pretty silly to me.

If I remember Mickey Mouse

beat giants twice

with no problem.

Those are so stupid!

God!

A giant comes to a place...

and destroys everything in its path.

Worse than that.

It's not like a dumb cartoon or something.

A giant...

What?

A giant...

is hate.

Smashing stuff isn't enough.

A giant takes.

It takes everything from you.

And when it's done...

It's like anything that made your life good

was never even there.

It's horrible.

Barbara...

are you afraid of giants?

No.

I'm not afraid of them.

Because I have Coveleski.

With this I can stop it.

If I'm strong enough.

If I stay focused.

If I'm worthy...

I can stop death itself.

Coveleski sounds very special.

May I see it?

After school!

No!

- I'll show you then. - Now is perfect.

What's going to happen? Barbara, please stay.'

Damn it.

Look at all this crap! I told you.

Giant traps. What a freak!

Hilarious Can we burn this shit?

Ugh!

Ugh.

Stop it, Taylor!

Stop it

or I'm going to kill you.

She told us about your stupid junk here.

She knows you're a messed up psycho.

You gonna kill her too?

She'll get hers.

You said you wouldn't touch it.

Worry about yourself.

Coveleski is about to speak.

Come on. She's nothing.

What happened to it?

I'm sorry! Fight back!

Sorry!

Barbara!

Sophia... Why did you bring me upstairs?

We never go upstairs!

Come here!

Slowly.

Please!

Don't let it see you.

Sophia!

- Mrs. Mollé! - Barbara?

I'm sorry.

It's the 21st century. Everyone knows where everyone lives.

What happened to you?

Something's wrong with me.

No, honey. There's nothing wrong with you.

There she is!

We're so happy Mommy's home, aren't we?

- Just one second. - We've been crying for an hour.

Oh my gosh.

Momma's here, Momma's here...

Momma's here. It's okay.

Oh, you picked up a stray?

This is my friend Barbara

Hey.

Barbara, this is my husband

and here is

the reason why I've been tired all the time.

Her name is Jacqueline also known as Mrs Fussy Colicky Pants.

Yeah.

She's doing better.

She's going to die.

- What did she say? - No, it's fine.

Everyone's going to die.

Do you want to come inside?

Wait, Barbara. Barbara, come inside!

Barbara!

Where are you?

Come fight me!

Let me call you right back.

Karen?

It's just not possible

'cause I put her on the bus myself every day.

Not the last few days, apparently.

I have to leave before the bus,

but I pack her goddamn book bag and make breakfast.

I've left messages, Ms. Thorson.

A lot of the time I just leave out cereal and milk. Or...

I don't...

I think yesterday Dave

ate left over chicken surprise.

It's all falling apart. I'm falling apart.

You've done the best you can.

Coveleski.

In 1908,

Harry Coveleski, a left-handed rookie from the coal mines of Pennsylvania

was thrust into the spotlight when...

The pitcher was called to the mound by the Phillies

to do battle against the unstoppable New York Giants.

At only twenty-one,

Coveleski stunned the nation. He decimated the Giants' lineup

three times in five days... Mom, let me do this part.'

Coveleski's story captured the hearts of fans across the nation,

earning him the nickname The Giant Killer.

The Giant Killer.

See, you never give up, Barbara.

Oh I wish I could have seen those games.

But then you'd be old.

Manny said I could use the table.

Why weren't you at school?

Do you know what a meme of malcontent is?

It's when someone can think a name and send a person to hell,

where their skin is cooked off and made into pies for demons.

I'm meme-ing you right now.

I brought Mrs. Mollé to your house.

- You're scaring us, Barbara... - I'm scaring you?

When bloody parts of people fall out of the sky

and all you can see is red

then you'll be scared. And it'll be your fault.

You betrayed me!

Coveleski is broken!

Because of you and your bony-assed friend Taylor!

Without it I'm nothing.

- I won't be able to stop the giant... - There is no giant! Just stop!

I trusted you!

Then why didn't you tell me about...

Stupid!

Pathetic.

Weaker than before,

playing your game as the giant draws near.

We waste our time.

We have no spirit for this. Lost.

Confused.

Friendless.

When the giant finds you, you will find yourself alone

and quivering.

Prove yourself.

Prove yourself. Now!

It's waiting at the edge of the forest.

What did you do?

I saved you and every other idiot in this stupid town.

But tell me again I'm crazy.

I've kept my solemn oath.

I've kept the darkness

at bay.

I have shown my worth.

Please return Coveleski to me.

On Doppler radar,

we see a rapidly developing front along the Jersey coastline.

Very rare for this time of year and surprisingly powerful.

Barbara?

Three hours ago, we forecasted a sunny weekend, and now...

Barbara?

Practically out of nowhere.

Some counties in Southern New York are issuing tornado warnings.

I highly doubt we're gonna see that...

- Hello? - Karen? Hi.

Hi, it's Mrs. Mollé. Is Barbara with you?

No, she didn't go to school?

She came to school, yes. But... there was an incident with Taylor.

What, another fight?

No, something else.

Barbara went after Taylor. It was very upsetting.

The details don't matter now.

I just want to make sure that Barbara's okay.

Elder spirits, I have killed the giant

and set my house in order.

Please. Give it back.

You ok?

- Taylor? - I'm gonna kill that bitch.'

Taylor! Get back here, now.

Attention, students...

Stop!

Barbara!

Gather your things and report to...

Barbara!

Go home.

Go hug your family...

I thought it was over, but something's wrong.

I thought I could sacrifice Taylor, but they need more.

I didn't want to kill anything. That's black magic.

- This stuff is already dead. - Barbara...

Barbara, I went to your house.

Go home, please.

- Let me work! - Your work isn't real!

Let's get in the car. I'll take you home.

You're not listening to me!

Another giant is coming.

If I don't fix Coveleski, I can't kill it!

Barbara.

Your mother... wants to see you.

Why are you acting weird?

I don't...

I don't have...

- The giant... - No! No!

Okay?

Your mother is sick.

Do you understand?

That's reality, Barbara.

- And you have to face it. - No!

Barbara!

Stop it!

I said stop!

Shut up! She's not even your friend!

That freak crossed the line!

She's not a freak.

Her mom is sick, okay? Really sick.'

I am her friend!

I don't give a shit.

You can all die together.

Ahh!

I hate you!

I hate you!

Barbara!

What happened?

I tried to stop her but...

It's okay! Come on, we have to get inside.

My leg...

What's happening?

It's time.

- Take cover. - We have to get inside.'

Sophia Please...

If you can't run, hide.

Now.

Barbara!

Oh no... It's a titan.

You can't have her!

You can't have her, you hear me?

You will not hurt my mother!

I beat you.

I beat you!

My mom is going to live because I beat you.

She is going to live!

Little warrior...

you fought with honor.

But I did not come for her.

I came for you.

I came... for you.

But I beat you.

I beat you.

I know child

I know.

I can't save her?

So finish it.

All things that live in this world

die.

This is why you must find joy in the living,

while the time is yours.

And not fear the end.

To deny this

is to deny life.

But...

to embrace it.

Can you embrace it?

Barbara!

You are stronger than you think.

Climatologists are dumbfounded by the storm

that ripped through Long Island.

There have been no significant tornadoes in this area for decades.

The conditions to generate such a storm are considered extremely rare.

There were no warning signs and nothing officials could do.

Miraculously, despite the devastation,

there were only minor injuries and no casualties.

Mom?

I'm scared to open my eyes.

Am I dreaming?

No, Mom.

No.

There was a big storm.

I heard it.

Was it scary?

No.

I'm not scared of storms.

Neither am I.

They can be...

They can be sort of beautiful.

And then afterwards,

it's so quiet.

- I'm sorry, Mom. - Shh.

I'm sorry I was scared to see you.

Hush...

Hush, now.

Let's get right to it!

Who wants to tell me something they did this summer?

All right, I'll pick a brave volunteer.

Barbara Thorson?

My break wasn't very interesting.

I needed a lot of rest, so...

I ate, slept, played.

Hung out with my mom.

And killed a Titan with her bare hands!

Technically that was before the holidays.

And she used a hammer. But she did that too.

Um, right.

Okay... Anybody else?

Barbara.

Is it time?

Karen's on her way. The doctor says it's soon.

Are you afraid?

There's nothing to be afraid of.

Okay.

Are you ready?

Thank you.

I'm all right.

We're all going to be all right.

We're stronger than we think.

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