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Hey, Mom.

Hey, Andrea.

Oh, really?

No, I'm glad to see you.

Oh, right now?

Yeah, no, I'm not doing anything.

Oh, really?

Yeah, food would be really good.

I'm really hungry right now, actually.

Okay, awesome.

All right, I'll see you in a little bit.

Hey.

Hey. How are you, baby?

Good.

That's a little bit messy.

Well... It's not too bad though, right?

College apartment, to be expected, I guess. It's not as bad as I thought. At

least you're bold with your towels.

Yeah, that's good, right?

I brought Ty.

Aw.

Did he poke you?

Yeah.

Like it's spicy?

This is good. Yeah.

I'm passing everything.

You're passing everything?

Well, I hope you're doing better than passing.

No, I'm doing good.

We got like two seeds right now.

We got out of work early today, so I thought I'd pick up some dinner and stop

by for a little bit.

Oh, that's what we're here to see.

Yeah.

Do you want to sit down?

Yeah.

I didn't pick up drinks. Do you have anything to drink?

Yeah.

Yeah, I made your favorite drink, Mom.

Favorite drink?

Sorry, I only got, um... Oh, my God! Honey!

Mom, I, uh... Oh, shit. That's all over the place. Yeah.

I mean... When did you get so clumsy?

Do you want to... Shit, that's... I'm, like, soaked.

Oh, man.

I'm sorry. I shouldn't have carried both.

What's in there? That's strong.

It's your favorite drink.

Is that gin?

Yeah.

Well,

there goes my nice white blouse.

Do you want to just take a shower?

Can you take care of this? Do you think you can clean it up for me while I hop

in the shower? Yeah. I'm all sticky. What else is in there?

Tonic water is going to be all sticky all over me.

I'm so sorry.

Honey.

I'm stuck.

Can you help me?

Oh, this is tricky.

The necklace is designing.

I'm sorry, Mom.

One catastrophe after another.

What is going on?

All right, honey.

Come on.

Oh.

Do you want me to take this shirt? Yes.

Okay. Oh, I'm sorry. Can you please clean it up?

Yeah.

Okay, I got it.

Me? Oh, hey, uh, I, uh, I just got a shirt.

Oh, oh, thank you. That's very sweet.

I'll get it in a second. It's not dry off. Okay.

I'm really sorry.

Okay. All right. I'll see you in a minute.

See, I picked the shorter shirt.

I don't really have too many girl type shirts.

Well, I'm not so sticky now.

Sorry, I was going to wait, but I'm sure I'll be.

This is good.

I'm glad you like it.

So now I get to enjoy my drink from a coffee mug.

It's good though, right? It is good. Thank you.

That is strong.

Getting out of work

early and the stressful drive home is, yeah, it's good.

So, um, when I was in the shower before...

Were you there for a little while?

What do you mean?

Well, I mean, I didn't hear the door open.

Oh, it was just crack a little bit. I guess you forgot to shut it all away.

You didn't see anything, did you?

No.

I mean, like, it wouldn't.

And I wouldn't freak out if I did, you know what I mean? No, I didn't see

anything.

I mean, nobody wants to see their mothered egg.

Yeah.

Not that way.

What were you saying before?

You spilled your drink on me? Get some bath.

Oh yeah, I got that.

I got that A1 at those.

Last one, sorry.

Awesome.

Yeah. What, was that today?

Um, yeah, I got it back today.

Aw. I knew you were struggling with that.

Thanks. That's good.

Congratulations.

So, I think I'll probably not have to go back home yet.

I think I'm going to do okay in college.

Hopefully.

I'm proud of you.

Thanks. All right.

I like it here, so, you know.

And look at you. Have you been working out, too?

Um, yeah, a little bit.

Not all that much, but... Well, it seems like quite a bit more than before, huh?

It's been nice.

Hey, I'll let you grab it. I'll take it this time.

Whoa, you added to it.

Yeah, we need some more.

Did you try to get your mother drunk tonight?

No.

I mean, maybe, I don't know.

You could probably use it.

This is like the only place you have to hang out, huh? On your bed?

No couch.

Yeah, it's not a very big apartment.

We'll invite the rest of the family over and we can all hang out on your bed,

okay?

Sounds like a really horrible idea.

Thanksgiving dinner's at your place.

What are you putting in these things? How many shots did you put in here?

Just, you know, I just pour a little bit.

I don't know.

You think my shirt's dry yet?

Um...

Probably not, right?

Probably needs a little bit longer.

Sorry I don't have like a fancy drawing machine.

It's a little rustic here.

Yeah, clearly.

That's alright. You're just starting out.

You're not doing too bad.

Thanks.

I got these fancy mugs, right?

You do.

Cheers.

So your mother's been wearing high heels all day.

Remember when you used to be so good at those foot massage things?

Yeah. Do you want me to give you a massage?

Yes.

Yeah, I don't like that.

I actually miss these.

Yeah.

You used to do it for me every night.

Yeah, I do.

Why do women have to wear heels every day anyway?

Because they look good.

They look good to me, I guess.

What's up girl?

I like that.

Want to do the other one too?

I might be a little bit rusty.

I don't have anybody's feet to rub anymore.

No?

Not dating right now?

Too busy with school, right? That's the answer you're supposed to give your

mother. You're too busy with school, you can't possibly date.

Yeah, exactly.

I don't know. I, like, met a couple girls, I guess, but I just...

I'm not too great at that whole

talking to them thing, I guess.

You just offered to give them a foot massage.

Maybe you'll have a way in. We'll think I'm a weirdo or something.

I don't know, maybe I should.

You're cold.

You want to look for me?

Actually, I'm a little chilly.

Is that like a sweatshirt or something?

I'll just tuck them under here.

Yeah, I guess you could.

You look really good though, Mom.

You look like you're working out.

I'm not doing too bad for an old lady.

You can do my size, too.

Is it okay?

Mm-hmm.

It feels good.

You have a nice little buzz going from those drinks you make.

Yeah, me too.

So am I going to rub my feet again?

Yeah. They are still cold aren't they?

Why don't you communicate with me more?

Thank you.

You feel so good in my mouth.

Thanks so much.

Just take a little nap.