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Then... Cough.

Turn around.

Back straight.

Bend over.

Briefs down.

Trying to be homosexual is getting harder these days to dodge the draft.

They're cracking down on it.

I'm the biggest cum guller in New York.

I'd really like to join the army, but then I'm going to be

surrounded by all these hunky guys and I can't help myself.

I eat cock for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Lots of pretenders these days.

I'm not convinced.

Prove it.

Suck it.

Fuck.

You serious, man?

I mean, gladly?

Below Delancey.

Best cocksucker in the neighborhood.

That was the story.

It wasn't a story.

Then stop talking and prove it.

All of it.

You want a prettier?

That was amateur.

Soft as a virgin mouth.

Get on the desk.

I'll see if the asshole's been used.

Doc.

Easy.

You sold me Delancey.

This asshole hasn't sold a thing.

Jesus, Major!

I'm not convinced you're the bottom you advertise.

That's a first-time asshole.

Get on the chair.

I'll need a better look.

Ain't these stirrups for women?

For women.

And for fags like you, apparently.

It's just been a while since I took it.

That's all.

Tight's better for fucking anyway.

Then we'll make that part of the test.

You're kidding.

Rank.

You need to be cleaned out first.

What's that in tail, Doc?

You said you were the sluttiest thing below Delancey.

We'll start there.

Fuck, Doc.

You sure that's safe?

Bottom king of Delancey and you've never heard of a douche.

I'm the biggest douche below Delancey.

I know all about it.

That feels wrong.

I gotta go.

Hold it.

Fuck.

It's leaking.

Fuck.

Let it out.

Clean as a whistle.

Shit.

You're actually gonna fuck me.

Why does this cum dump feel so tight?

Italian genetics.

Nice Italian sausage, too.

Pity you don't use it on women.

Of course I do.

Wife and girlfriends can't get enough of this stallion cock.

Oh.

I mean my boyfriends.

I'm gay.

Too many slips.

You're no town whore.

There's a pardon if you manned the fertility station today.

Help the other recruits extract.

I should make a very poor soldier, Doctor.

Proximity to men has always been a difficulty.

I have known it since school.

Everything closer to the surface-feel like.

Dead boy.

Keep-I'm gay.

I- I-Fuck.

I can't lie.

I- I'm such a bad liar.

I'm just so scared of the war.

Come to daddy.

I'll come.

I've not done this.

Ed.

This what you want?

Do it for me.

I know your type.

You faggots hover like flies around me.

Old pervert.

Young jive that you drool over these boys.

I have a better idea how we can use this cigar.

Show me how.

Go lie down on the bench.

In the asshole?

Invert.

I don't like girls.

That's easy to say from the chair.

Then I won't stay in the chair.

Stay under it.

That's me there before.