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Hello everyone. Welcome to another
episode of Good Hang. Oh, this is a good
one. We have comedy legend Kristen Wig.
You may know Kristen from SNL, from
Bridesmaids, from Barb and Star, from
Palm Royale. Um, but we're going to talk
about a lot of stuff today. We're going
to talk about working together uh on a
show at the same time. We're going to
talk about Carol Brunette and how much
we love Carol and everything she does.
We're going to talk about um The Real
Housewives of Salt Lake City and why I
should start watching it immediately.
And we're going to talk about her new
movie, Gabby's Dollhouse. So, that's out
and we're going to get into all of that
good stuff. But, we always like to start
our shows with someone that knows our
guest and can speak well of our guest
behind their back and can give me a
question to ask our guests. And we have
another celeb, I mean, another comedy
great, another former SNL cast member.
um who uh I had the privilege to share
the stage with and that is Bill Hater.
You all know Bill Hater. Barry, what
what I need to say. You know, you know
Bill. Bill. Bill,
can you hear me? I'm going to get my
cans on.
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>> Hi.
>> How's it going?
>> It's going good. I'm I'm I'm zooming you
from the studio and and wig is coming in
today. Thank you for doing this.
>> Oh, no problem. Thanks for having me.
>> Of course. I hope I can get I can get
you in the stewed. Oh man, I'd love to.
>> How's life?
>> Life's good. We're just like, yeah, just
writing, you know, the girl, you know,
Hannah's, you know, 16, Harper's 13.
>> Wow.
>> Haley's 11.
>> Yeah, they're great kids.
>> Yeah, just very sweet kids. So, very
feel very very lucky. I mean, they play
a lot of joke. My My 13-year-old
yesterday scared the [ __ ] out of me. She
sent me a a I was in bed reading and she
sent me a text and I looked at it and it
was a picture from underneath my bed and
I go and I hear under my bed. I was like
oh my god she was underneath my bed.
I was like what the [ __ ] is wrong with
you? And she just was dying laughing.
She was like oh my god. All right. Good
night. Good night. Just like just scared
me. It was so creepy. I was like why'
you do that? She was like, I don't know.
>> Just hid under my bed
>> cuz she's your child.
>> Yeah, my child. Yeah, exactly.
>> Okay, so we're going to talk about wig
and you know, I'm so I like I'm getting
ready for this interview today with her
and it's like I don't even know where to
start with Kristen. She's so good, so
talented. She's done so many things
during SNL, after SNL. Like she's had
this incredible career on her own terms
always. I mean, you two have done so
much incredible work together on the
show and in Skeleton Twins, which is
just beautiful work from the both of
you. And I guess
how would you describe Kristen as a you
know, as a friend and a performer?
>> You know, Andy and I had started the
show. Jason was already kind of but we
were all kind of in the same we were
freshman all at the same time and then
Kristen came in like three shows later.
So, I remember going into our office and
we were writing a Vincent Price sketch
and I was kind of like, I've been here
for three uh weeks. So, hey, newbie,
>> I know where the bathrooms are.
>> I know where the bathrooms are. I know
uh you have to change elevators uh at
this floor but and um and I uh said um
hey do you we're writing this you know
Vincent Price thing you know if you have
any old character or something you know
I was like Amy's playing a cigarette
girl you remember that you Chesterfield
cigarettes and you tap dance and Fred's
doing something and she went oh I'm I'm
a
could maybe do Judy Garland And I'm
like, "Oh, would that sound like?" And
she went, "Maybe like you ever get the
feeling that your hands are made out of
sand."
And I went, "Okay."
>> Okay. So,
>> and you're really good.
Then I was like, "Um, never mind. Okay.
I didn't realize who I was talking to.
That's a really good line." And the
impression was like spot on.
>> Yeah.
>> She's just so good at like um
at knowing how what would work on the
show, too. Like just
>> that's a perfect Yes. I always say like
I don't know if you I felt like here's
what the show likes, here's what I like
and I was trying to find this V v
diagram and like for her it was like the
same diagram. It's like what she
naturally found funny
>> the show it just it worked on the show
>> and I watched her for seven years and
every table read I feel like she did
something different.
>> Yeah. She's just such a crazy range.
Yeah, the range. That's the word I'm
looking for is I was like, how did she
how did she do that?
>> I know. She
>> played this Italian guy once and never
got on a show, but she played this
Italian man once. And he would just go,
oh yeah.
And someone be like, I do. And he's
like, oh yeah, oh baby, yeah. And I was
like, where did you [ __ ] get this,
you know? And you're just like, where
did that come from? And she's like, I
don't know, you know. Um, but she just
kind of it just felt very effortless to
her in a way that I I always really
admired and I really admired and again,
you know, you you Maya, you guys are
this way. It was like before the shows
it was like focused but cool as
cucumbers could go out do the show, come
back and and just had this confidence
and she she had that as as well, you
know.
>> Yeah, she really did. She like it felt
like she entered the show a fully formed
cast member ready to go
>> completely.
Yeah. And she also like like it's like
made it look fun.
>> Yeah.
>> It wasn't there wasn't like a science to
it. There was I don't know if this makes
sense. There was no like equal thing.
She was just being goofy.
>> Yes.
>> But and it didn't seem disposable at the
same time though. And that's really
hard. It was like wow that's a thing I'm
going to remember and that was fun. But
she's still just loose and having fun
with it. Yes, totally hear you.
>> Does that make sense?
>> It's It's 100% the best way to sum up.
Like
>> I feel like when I was watching her do
her sketches, I could sense her laughing
about them the night before.
>> I remember she did a Penelope sketch
and Liza Minnelli was in it at the end.
And uh
>> the Liza Manelli,
>> the Liza Menelli and Yes. The Liza. And
she and the thing was Penelopey was
always making things up and it was like,
"Oh, I I can't do that because I'm going
out with Liza Minnelli and a tomato
tonight." Right. Right.
>> And um
and Liza Minnelli showed up at the end.
And when Liza Minnelli came out on stage
and goes, "Hey, Penelope." I just saw
Kristen just try so hard not to laugh.
It was like just hearing her go, "Hey,
hey." And she had a tomato with her.
She's like, "Hey, Penelopey. Me and
Tommato are excited to go out to Christ
just
like biting her lips like found it so
funny.
>> Yes.
>> Another one I'll say real quick and we
but the other one I remember was I was I
was a game show host and a thing when
when Maya hosted and it came it was a
game show. She had written it with James
and she was before the sketch even
started on air Kristen was looking at me
and laughing really hard. I didn't know
why she was just laughing and shaking
her head like your first line is so
stupid and it was kind of like I think I
Yeah. And then and they had changed it
between dress and air and my first line
was to Vanessa Bayer who was a
contestant. I go before we went to the
break you said you you said the answer
to the question was beef. I'm sorry the
correct answer was nine.
And as I was saying that, Kristen was
like shaking her head and laughing like,
"I'm sorry, dude." We couldn't think of
anything else.
>> Yeah.
>> Like that's what I think of her. It's
just like she's just having fun, you
know?
>> Yes. Yes. So well said. So well said. Um
Okay. So do you have a question? Do you
think I should ask her? Anything about
anything? doesn't have to be about SNL
or comedy, but anything that I could ask
her on your behalf or
>> I I'm just always curious if she was
always that confident in that ability.
Was that was that a thing when she
started at Groundlings? Did she come in
going like did did she have Cuz as you
said very well, she came in fully formed
and I was like, was it always that way?
Because she had such a confidence in her
ideas.
>> Yes. Yes. that that that kind of I
remember asking her I was like how do
you write this
>> like how did you do that and she goes I
don't know I just think it and I do it
you know so she just always had such a
massive confidence in her ideas
>> that's a good way to put it that's a
really good way to put it
>> forte was kind of that way too
>> would do a thing and you would go what
how did where did that come from and you
know that look in their eyes where
they're like it never occurred to them
that that might be a crazy idea or
>> Yes.
>> I'm like my character has remember I was
in a sketch of hers and I feel like a
character either I did or a character
had pepperoni nipples
like nipples of pepperoni. I was like
where'd you come up with that? And it
was like looking at you like well we're
on a sketch show too
you know
I would take it too literally. I don't
know. But yeah, that would be a
question. I was like, yeah, where did
that was there ever a moment early days
where was that learned and honed or did
that did she just come out?
>> That's a great question. Thanks, Bill. I
know Chris is going to be so psyched we
talked today. Thank you so much for
doing it.
>> All right. Thanks, buddy.
>> Talk to you soon. Bye.
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>> Hi bud. Thank you for doing this. You
know, I know you don't do a lot of
interviews. I feel very I feel honored.
Well, thank you, you you do what you
need to do for work.
>> Exactly.
>> But you and and you
>> follow through with your obligations
with that, but you're not Yes. I do my
job.
>> Yes. Yes. But you don't love to, you
know, um, you want to kind of keep your
your life private.
>> Yeah. And like if I'm promoting
something, I'm happy to talk about that.
>> Sure.
>> But, you know, there's such a the line
is so blurred now. I'm happy to discuss
anything with you because you're my
friend. But, you know,
>> I know it's it's when it's someone that
you don't know and they're asking you
certain personal things, you're a little
bit like,
>> I don't know.
>> I know. And also I learned something
from you many years ago that I think
about all the time which is also I mean
I what I love about how you interact
with your work is like you put it out
there but you don't necess you kind of
just like put it out there and it's out
there
>> away
and you get under the blanket what it is
>> but you I don't want to know.
>> I know and it's such a great it's very
healthy
>> because it doesn't matter. I know. I
know it doesn't.
>> And actually, I remember Samberg telling
me a long time ago, like during SNL, you
can read a million reviews and you can
quote the bad ones like word for word.
Like I can remember things people said
about me.
>> Oh yeah.
>> So I like I just had having this movie
come out, this kids movie, and I texted
my publicist and I was like, "Don't send
me anything."
>> Yeah.
>> I will probably call her at some point
and say, "Did they hate it?" right?
>> Do they like it?
>> But I don't want to be sent
>> because it just gets in your brain and
it's not what your experience is and
like I don't know.
>> I I easily I'm sensitive too. That's
part of
>> same. And I you said something to me
that I think about all the time which is
I had like an evening where I was wore
whatever wore an outfit felt good in it
had a good time and then went home and
saw the picture of it and just was like
like just felt really sad and you were
like oh I don't like I don't do that.
But I don't look at pictures after an
event or something like I trust that
where what you know like I just kind of
like remember the feeling of it and I'm
working with great people and I when I
head out the door I feel good and I like
like leave it at that and I think about
it all the time because
>> bigger than like how we look. It's just
like the idea of like the world weighing
in on your mental on your own
>> and believe me I got there because I
would go and look and then I would just
feel horrible. I'm like but wait why do
I feel bad? I I know.
>> I thought I liked it and then in my mind
I'm like, "Well, now did I
>> I just Yeah,
>> I know. So, I I think about you all the
time when I do try when I try not to
look at pictures of myself. Um but we
are going to um change our faces into
cats for this.
>> We're going to put I want filter.
>> Yeah, we're going to put I'm going to
have flames coming out. We're going to
be It's going to be babies. This is
going to hang babies. And we're going to
>> I want to look 30 years younger, but
naturally, guys,
>> you look incredible. just make it look
incredible and and I do feel like you
are like I don't I wouldn't consider you
an introvert but I do think you're
probably more introverted than people
would assume. Right.
>> I would agree with that. People are
often disappointed.
>> No, but it's true. I think also because
>> our people know us our origins into the
public life is comedy. So people think
if you're at a dinner table and someone
says, "Kristen, tell that story and 14
people look at you." That's my
nightmare.
>> I'm so bad at it.
>> I'm really bad. And And I was talking to
my husband. I was like, "I'm really bad
at like telling stories." And he's like,
"Yeah."
>> He's like, "I've noticed
>> you're you are." And I was a little
shocked, but then it made me realize
that like it's true. I I don't like
that. I don't I'm not good at it.
>> Halfway through I realize everyone's
looking at me and then I'm like, how did
this how does this end? I'm like, I'm
not.
>> And some people are so good at it.
>> Oh, yeah. And some people when they go
in to tell a story, they like settle in
like here we go like a warm sweater and
I'm in. And I'm like, don't stop because
I don't want people to ask me to tell a
story.
I know because it's it is it is like I
mean there's so much to talk to you
about today and like like I don't even
know where to start because there's so
much good stuff to talk about. I want to
talk about groundings and I want to talk
about the beginnings of things because I
feel like I don't think a lot of people
know your beginnings of things. Like
what what were you like as a kid? Were
you you said that you didn't know you
said you had no like big plans to be an
actor or a performer at all? No,
>> no. I mean, I I would like watch movies
and be like, "Oh, yeah, I want to do
that." But I think that's like everybody
wanted to like
>> Were you ever like in a school play or
or you know?
>> No. I mean, I
>> an attention seeker in any way.
>> I think maybe a little bit just from
like my parents getting divorced
>> and being like, I'm going to cause
trouble.
>> Oh, you became a little bit of a
troublemaker. Yes, I did.
>> Exciting.
>> I did. And I don't know if that turned
into like
>> But you caused a little problem.
>> I did. And I'm not bragging about it. I
feel terrible, especially now that I'm a
parent.
>> Well, but what are Can you share any of
>> I mean, I was got detention a lot. I was
suspended a handful of times. I had
police come to my house for like a prank
prank phone calling stuff. Okay.
>> But still, they came.
>> Um, and that was scary. But I was I
think because and I and I I'm bringing
it back to like parents divorce which
don't turn this off. It's gonna be
funny. Um
uh it really affected my life. Yeah. And
I think I went into like my friend
group, which I think happens a lot where
if things are like uncertain at home,
like your friends become your family.
And I was just always with my friends
and always sleeping over at other
people's houses. And some of the people
I was hanging out with were like
uh troublemakers, I guess. And I just
kind of like got in with a little bit of
the wrong crowd, I think, young. And
then I moved when my mom moved to
Rochester and I I moved with her and at
the time I was like I don't want to
move. These are my friends.
>> But thank God that like saved my life.
>> Yeah,
>> it really saved my life.
>> It is true. Like especially now that you
have kids, you know, we we know that
like
>> it that whoever you're around, the
proximity of who you're around can
really dictate what kind of choices you
make.
>> Yeah. And it's hard as a parent. No. I
mean, my kids are five, so I'm not I
can't totally.
>> But even when my kids were five, you'd
see other 5-year-olds, you'd be like,
"You got to stay away from them."
>> I know. You're like, "Do you really want
to have a play date with them?" Really?
>> No.
>> Be like, "Are you sure?"
>> I don't know. They seem nice, but like
>> And then you just pick up, you just hold
the phone upside down and you're like,
"I just called their mom and they're not
home. They've moved.
>> They'll be at school on Monday.
>> Their mom said no more play dates."
>> Okay. So, you But where do you grow up?
Where where's your hometown? in before
in Lancaster, Pennsylvania,
>> right? And then
>> Amish town,
>> which also probably added to a little
bit of the mischief like
>> Yeah, cuz there wasn't a lot to do, you
know, like playing playing down at the
creek,
>> running through the corn fields. I
really was. But yeah, I I don't know. I
don't know if it's the place or just who
I was hanging out with. I don't know.
>> Yeah. And then did is it really true
that a psychic told you that you were be
an actress?
>> Okay, let me just clarify this story.
>> Okay, is that a fake story?
>> Because it's not totally fake.
>> Um, I'll give you like the short
version, but I I was living in Arizona.
I was going to school there. I was at
the University of Arizona in Tucson, and
I did not really want to be there.
>> Yeah.
>> And I just felt like I was supposed to
be
somewhere else. Um, I was an art major
and I just I wasn't like I wasn't
connecting with something. I did take an
acting class. It was like acting 101. I
think that's what it's called. Um, and I
was terrified to do it because I hated
speaking in front of the class.
>> Like would skip school, which is always
the worst thing because then you have to
come back on a different day and do the
book report when everyone else is like,
"We did this last week." It's just even
more awkward. But I hated speaking in
front of the class. Like I would just
get anxiety.
>> So I didn't want to take this class. I
took it. I loved it.
>> And I was like, I don't want to be here.
I'm not supposed to be here. And I do
have this theory that if you ask
yourself questions in the mirror, you
cannot lie to yourself.
>> And it's very
>> uh
>> Ooh,
>> yes. That's deep. like looking in the
mirror
>> and just being like where
>> what do you want to do?
>> And it was like I want to move to LA and
try to be an actor
>> and that had kind of never
>> come out of my mouth before. It just
seemed like something so
>> far I'm not I just didn't seem like
anything that would ever happen. So, and
at this time in Arizona, I was like, you
know, going to like spiritual bookstores
as we do in our 20s,
>> getting crystals.
>> Oh my god. Pendulums of like I was like
really in like a nice like healthy way.
Um,
>> and I wasn't like doing voodoo or
anything. Um, and I went into this
bookstore and there was a sign that was
like
>> I swear it said like psychic Mike. It
was like a dollar a minute. And I was
like, I'm going to go see that guy. And
I went in and I sat down and he was
like, oh, give me your ring. And he was
like holding my ring. And he was like,
he's like, what are you doing here? He's
like, why are you here? He's like, you
should have been in LA like a year ago.
>> No way. Just out of my life.
>> Love it.
>> He could have said that to every person
that walked in there.
>> He's like, "What are you doing here?"
That's what he says to every person. And
they're just like, cuz no one knows. You
don't go into a psychic cuz you know
what you're doing.
>> Exactly.
>> But I
I like went home and packed up my car.
>> What?
>> And my cuz my roommate at the time lived
in LA and I was like, "Can I come stay
with you?
>> Didn't tell my parents.
>> Packed up my car.
>> Bad girl."
>> Drugged my cat.
>> Drove to LA and just
>> quit quit quit school.
>> Quit school.
>> Dang. You are a rebel wig. You're Yes,
you are.
>> It was very uh I think because I knew
someone
>> Sure.
>> it was less scary.
>> Um
but yeah, to like get an apartment and
got a job.
>> I mean, back then it was you only needed
to know like one person to make a
humongous career and life change. It was
like, I'll just go. Same thing with me.
I knew someone who had graduated from
college who was my old roommate who was
living in Chicago. So, I was like, all
right, I'll just move to Chicago. like
she's there.
>> Like that's all you needed was one
person
>> and
>> and we didn't have like phones or
anything like that.
>> We just drove.
>> We just drove
>> with like a map
>> and a cat and a map and we were just
like And then we just looked at and then
the signs were just arrows. It just said
Hollywood.
>> Yeah.
>> It just said success Hollywood acting
town and you just and you pulled up. So
you go to Groundling. What What year do
you get in Groundlings? What year do you
start Groundlings? I I waited a couple
years cuz once I got to LA, I was like,
>> I've never acted before.
>> Oh, so you didn't start right away. I
was like, what? This town is full of
every person here is trying to do that.
And I
>> I got freaked out and I worked at like a
hot dog restaurant and then I worked at
anthropology and I was like doing all
these like odd jobs. And then
um
a friend of mine that I was working for
when I was doing like painting, I'd had
a million jobs. Um he was like, "Have
you ever been to the Groundlings?" And I
was like, "No, what is it?" And he's
like, "You should go." He's like, "I
just think you'd like it."
And yeah, that first show I'd never seen
improv. I'd never seen like live sketch,
but it was like
>> Jen Culage,
um Michael Hitchcock.
Uh, and I was just like, "This is what I
want to do."
>> Wow. Yeah.
>> This is it. Oh my god. They're just
making stuff up.
I was like, "I don't have to like read
and say a line a certain way that's like
right or wrong. I could just like do
that."
>> And it was like n it was it was the '9s.
So, you're doing sketch and improv and
like like everybody like hoping to get
on SNL.
>> Yeah. Just like that was the goal was
like and you're watching people
>> go and get on.
>> Yeah. And then Mad TV came out and that
was the thing and a lot of people were
auditioning for that.
>> Right. Right.
>> Cuz that was happening out here.
>> I remember there was that time when it
was like you can audition for Matt TV
and SNL like you like it was very like
one or the other like choose now. And it
was like babe no one's offering me
either job.
>> You're like having imaginary
conversations in your head about like if
Matt TV asks I'm going to say no. It's
like they're not asking.
Wait, did you do sketch in college?
>> Yeah, I did like improv and like an
improv group in college and we did like
sketches at the end of the show
>> and it was and you know it was I loved
my improv group. It was called My
Mother's Flea Bag, which is like sure.
And um you know, I love an improv group
name. And My Mother's Flea Bag had been
around forever, you know, and they and
we had it was like a little frat for
like a little nerdy frat or sority. And
we had all these rituals and customs.
And at the end of our show, we would go,
"It's it's it's my mother's flea bag."
Like as if it was like live from S, you
know, like we were doing some like
version of SNL and we would do sketches
and improv. Oh, that's so cute.
>> But you didn't do any sketch or improv
in um University of Arizona.
>> No, no, no, no, no.
>> Interesting. Amazing. So then much later
>> you go can you I mean
>> your audition for SNL
>> is it it is weird to like have auditions
out in the world? I don't know. Did you
watch any of the 50th stuff when they
were showing?
>> I haven't watched you watch and I've
never seen my audition. I never want to
ever see it cuz I did two.
>> Okay. You audition and then what
happened?
>> Well, okay. You auditioned once and then
you got it and you turned it down.
>> I turned it down
>> because Matt TV was coming back. No, I
uh I auditioned and then I didn't hear
anything and then the season started.
>> And then you were like, I'm not on.
Okay.
>> I'm not there.
>> And then
Oh, wait. No. How did it go? Maybe. No,
no, maybe that's wrong. I auditioned.
No, that's not right. I auditioned.
Uh, didn't hear anything. Then they
asked me to audition again and I was
like, I did everything.
>> I was like, what?
>> Okay. I don't even know what was in that
second audition. And then
>> and then I didn't hear anything. And
then the season started and that's when
I was like, I didn't get it. No, but
then they called me and they were like,
can you you we'd love we have a spot for
you. Whatever. I forget. Can you come in
like 2 weeks?
>> I'm finding that out that they hired you
after the season had started.
>> Yeah. You guys had done three shows and
then they were like, "Come watch uh I I
literally got there on like a Friday. I
came and I watched Lance Armstrong's
show
>> and then
>> comedian comedies Lance Armstrong."
>> But I remember being like, "What?"
Because to watch a show from the floor,
no matter what, is intense. But knowing
that I was
>> starting on Monday and nobody
>> No, no one knew because nobody told
anyone that is like notoriously not good
at onboarding.
>> No, no,
>> they're not good at onboarding.
>> And then I just showed up on Monday.
Yeah. But I I do remember going to the
party and going outside and calling my
friend and like sobbing cuz I was like
what? I was so overwhelmed. I didn't
like know anybody and I'm like in I was
like in New York, you know what I mean?
I didn't I didn't know the city and I
was so scared.
>> Yeah. cuz I knew no matter what I was
going to be on and I just didn't know
what like how do you get there from
never even being on the floor
>> to like 8 days later or whatever like
being on the show.
>> I mean the only thing I can compare it
to and I know it sounds kind of cheesy
but it feels like it is like an
emergency room where someone's like
you're going to have to save people's
lives just watch what we're doing now.
Like that was how it felt. You were
like, and again, it's not saving
people's lives what we did, but like
it's like this really well-run emergency
room where everyone knows what they're
doing and they have a part and you're
just like in everyone's way.
>> They're like, "Do you need a scalpel?"
>> No, totally. Totally. And they're like,
"You have to know how to do this. Like,
no one's going to teach you."
>> Yeah. Or like, you know, we have a
meeting in 10 minutes. It's like, "No,
>> no,
>> no one told me.
>> No one told me."
>> Did that happen when you were there?
>> Oh my god. I mean, I started at 911. So,
they were
>> That was your first show.
>> That's right.
>> When when when
cut when when when Rudy Giuliani, you
can cut go to this camera. Just cut to
commercial. Um Yeah. When Rudy Giuliani
said like, "Why be funny?" And Lauren
Lauren said, "Can we be funny?" And Rudy
Giuliani said, "Why start now?" And the
>> first responders were on stage. That was
my first show. And it was like and
everyone was like, "I think comedy's
over." and and you know but here
>> and I remember thinking well maybe like
hang in there for six bar months so I
can just tell my parents that I did the
show. Yeah that was and that was
>> and talk about no no not not no one told
you where the meeting was but people
were like fleeing the building.
>> Yeah
>> because there was anthrax in it. So, um,
>> what there was anthrax sent to
>> Oh, right.
>> 30 Rock and like 2 or 3 weeks in, people
were running out of the building and I
was like, "Where's everyone going?" And
they're like, "We're leaving cuz there's
Anthax in the building." I was like,
"So, we should go. We should leave then.
>> I don't want to get in trouble." Um, so
yeah. So, you and I both had It's so
There was no, you know, there was
obviously Shoemaker being one of them,
like great producers who took us aside
and said like,
>> "Make sure you do this, whatever." But
it was you were really thrown to the
wolves which I guess is kind of like how
the show is
>> and I think that's why it's great.
>> Yeah, I know. But but I wig from the
minute you started and I did watch your
audition and it's so good and it's it's
every single character Oh, I think every
single character in your audition ends
up being a fully realized character on
the show which is amazing.
>> I don't that can't be true.
>> I think it's true. And you're so like
you arrive at that show in my opinion
ready and confident to try what is the
job which is like to try your dumb
ideas. Do you think it was the it was it
was groundings that got you ready for
that? Like do you think that's what
>> I think groundings helped me realize
what I do and my voice like as a writer
and as a performer. So, I was kind of
like, I'm going to do that and if that
doesn't work, then I know I'm not going
to like work here. So, I remember that
first like Tuesday, no, Wednesday um
read through. Yeah. My god. Um
>> I was like, if they don't get it like
this, this is where I know if like it
doesn't translate beyond that theater on
Melrose and that like I'm in a different
place. Do you know what I mean?
>> Yes. But that's a that's you know. Okay.
So, we do this thing on the show where
we talk to we talk well behind people's
backs. We talked to Bill Hater today and
and your your brother
>> and um and and hater and I were talking
about you and how great you are. And we
were saying that there's this feeling
that we always got from you, which is
exactly that, which is like you were
putting up stuff that made you laugh and
you were like, "Well, this is what I
enjoy." It was, you know, there wasn't
that feeling of like, let me try to get
something that might get on or let me
try to get something that might please
the host or whatever. It was always like
your the confidence in your idea. And
his question for you is the one that
like I feel like I'm asking right now,
which is like when how did you get the
confidence in your own ideas? Where did
it come from?
>> I
It's weird because I don't see it as
confidence.
Um,
I think I just kind of I don't know. I'm
just talking. I've never really answered
this, but I think I kind of wanted to
know where I was in the world as far as
like my
uh point of view
>> and like the more I would put up that I
thought was funny, the more I could kind
of like hone what what kind of works and
what doesn't. Does that make sense? But
I do remember Forte telling me once in
his office
>> me saying
>> something like, "I don't know if Lauren
would like this or and he was like,
don't do that." He's like, "Never write
for if you think someone else is going
to think this is funny." He's like,
"Write if like you think it's funny."
And I like I always carried that with
me.
>> Um
>> I mean you and Will Forte share that.
You guys both share that feeling of like
when it comes from either one of you,
there's no doubt that the two of you
have been laughing about it and like
like you find it funny just die a slow
death.
>> But I love those times too like
>> writing those. I remember you and I
wrote something that to this day like
James and I quote when we were like
performers in like a cafe.
>> Oh. and it died a terrible day. And I
remember we were like describing
some the way someone looked as a pencil
because they had a yellow outfit on and
like a pink hat or something. We just
said they look like a pencil. I don't
know if that's Well, it didn't work
either, but
maybe the way James But there was
something about it that when you're
doing it and you know that little moment
>> where like this is the little hook where
the audience laughs and when they don't
and you have like four more minutes.
>> Oh, I know. It's exquisite though. It's
It's like a sweat that if you get
through the fever of it, then you feel
like you your immune system is like
stronger. Also, you were seeing your
heroes. I'm sorry for me, you included.
Everyone's doing
>> their best and everyone has stuff.
Sometimes it doesn't work and you're
like, "Oh, okay." This happens to
everybody.
>> Yeah.
>> But the cool thing about it is when you
show up and there's like 50 sketches to
read.
>> The people people think that they're
going to work and you just never know. I
know. But so much of your stuff worked.
Like crush.
I mean, it's like, okay, well, you've
talked about this and I've heard you
talk about it and really made me laugh.
Your for the first sketch you were in at
SNL
>> Oh, yeah. was
>> when uh you right Yeah.
>> were pregnant in the butt.
>> My character was pregnant.
>> Your character.
>> But it was It's funny because back it up
even to like my first pitch because that
was JB Smooth,
>> right? The great performer JB Smooth.
the great everything but the best
pitcher.
>> Incredible.
>> And he pitched this thing where you were
pregnant in the butt and everyone was
laughing and I didn't know that like
he's the he just does like funny
pitches,
>> right?
>> And he wrote it.
>> I think and he often he often JB I think
you often pitch stuff that maybe you
weren't going to write.
>> Yes. You know what I mean? I always
pitch stuff I wasn't going to write.
>> Same. That was kind of the thing on
Monday night. You would be like um and
you just kind of [ __ ] your way to
get a laugh
>> and then you'd be like okay and now I
really have to buckle down. But I think
because the response was so funny, JB
was like, I should write I gotta write
this. That's the other thing. And you're
like, I wasn't really gonna write that
thing.
>> Yeah.
>> It was my very first sketch.
>> Jason Lee.
>> Jason Lee was Foo Fighters.
>> Yes. Fighters.
>> Foo Fighters. I did say that. A
Fighters.
>> I'm so happy that was my first.
>> That was your first sketch. And do you
remember the first like I mean the first
character? You have so many. But do you
remember the first one that was a
recurring that you thought is Was it
Target Lady? Like where you felt like,
oh, I'm going to get to do this again.
Like I have some kind of
>> I don't know.
>> I know. It might was it A-holes with
Sedakus?
>> It was either A-holes or Target Lady.
Yeah.
>> I mean, for people who don't remember,
um, you know, Kristen has done so many
characters. I mean, we could talk about
them all day, but there was a there was
Target Lady who was of course very very
excited about things getting improved.
She goes, and had an incredible haircut.
Great wigs. Thank you.
>> Um, incredible wig. And then another
great wig and another character was
A-holes, which is Sedakus, Jason
Sedakus. And you and you guys were kind
of like
>> just like the worst people to show up
anywhere.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> Yeah. And you did a great move where you
would play with your hair and chew gum.
>> Real simple.
>> So there you are. You're at SNL crushing
it. Bridesmaids comes out. Brad Smith
comes out while you're on the show.
>> Yes.
>> That's I don't think people understand
that. I I mean I don't think I did
either. The the timeline of that you
were still on the show when the gigantic
um incredible explosion that is
bridesmaids happens and you're still and
you know a lot of people have to kind of
launch and then figure out their their
way after they leave the show. You're
kind of having this moment while you're
still having a full-time job on the
show. What was that like? Was it hard to
balance like going back and forth or
shooting or press or any of that stuff
or do you remember it being kind of
smooth?
>> I don't really think I knew how well it
was doing until like later until I was
off the show.
>> Yeah. You had some more perspective on
it?
>> I think so.
>> And you and Annie Malo who wrote it
together like did you guys get to have a
moment where you said looked at each
other and said like holy [ __ ]
>> Later cuz I remember after opening
weekend they were like
>> well we tried. And we were like, "Sorry,
>> really? Why?" Cuz
>> Yeah, because you know, opening weekend
was always the thing. It was a comedy
and it didn't make a certain thing and
we were like,
>> "Oh, well, okay." We just thought like
>> that was it.
>> Wow.
>> And then I think just more and more
people kept seeing it and then happened
later. Yeah. It was a grower.
>> Wow. That's so cool. I mean, it's still
we talk we're talking about stuff from
20 years ago, but it still remains a lot
of people's favorite comedy and it's
still a spec for what it looks like to
have like a bunch of women in a film
together writing their own material like
like what a hard well done mostly female
com like it's still such a superior
piece of work wig.
>> Thank you Amy.
Um, no question.
>> Commercial. I got a commercial.
There's so many funny characters that I
want to talk about, but I won't I won't
embarrass you by going through them. But
I've said this to you before. My
favorite character is the surprise lady.
>> Thanks. That's one of my favorites.
>> I love her. I I love her for a million
reasons. I love her because the the the
the way you play her is so funny. I love
her wig. Fantastic wig. Always in a
turtleneck.
>> Always.
>> Well, she had to hide in it.
>> She had to hide in it. That's right.
>> That's right. Did you Did you write it
was in the script that we like that we
pulled it over? Yes.
>> And when I when I say that was one of my
favorites, that comes from doing it.
Yeah,
>> like I
I like being I like being in a sketch
where
there's a lot of people and there are
moments where everyone is looking around
like what is going on? I love that
moment. I love a cut to Kenan just
>> like we got to get out of here. Like
this lady is nuts.
>> I my favorite thing.
>> That actually would be a really good way
to sum up a lot of your characters.
>> Oh yeah. Most of my sketches, if you go
back and look, I'm like, "No, you got to
cut to people being weirded out by me to
remind the audience that." But why I
love the surprise lady so much is cuz
there's a lot of wig in it, I think,
because she is
>> nervous
>> but excited
>> and she loves a party
>> and she cannot wait to deliver that good
news. She can't wait. And the
physicality of her and the way
So funny. God, I just watch clips of it
all the time.
>> Yes.
>> I love it so much. It's so funny and
stupid.
>> Yep.
>> Funny and stupid.
>> Yes.
>> Which is the best,
>> which we know is the highest praise in
comedy.
>> Agree. Like the the more people go, "H,
that's so dumb."
>> Dumb and you're like, "Yay, I did it."
Okay, speaking of like hilarious, funny,
and physical, can you just talk for a
minute about what it's like to work with
Carol Bernett on
>> Oh, your season is coming out. Season
two is coming out November. Okay.
>> 12th. Yes.
>> Palm Royale.
>> Um,
so many things I could say about Carol.
When I met her, I just fully cried
>> and I was not expecting it. And I don't
that is never except for when my kids
were born and I saw them and I cried. I
can't remember a time
when I just I didn't think I was gonna
cry and then they just it just like
burst out of my eyes. I wasn't expecting
it.
>> I I watched her as a kid. There's uh
she's as you know,
>> she's just the greatest person.
>> She was very important to us.
>> Yes. So important to us. And the fact
that she just did it
>> Mhm.
>> as a woman
>> during that time and so many people said
no.
>> It makes perfect sense that you guys
were working together because you
definitely have
>> I mean you have that thing that she has
>> um which is you're able to enter a scene
and just
>> dominate in that way in a a hilarious
joyful
and confident way. But you also like
tiny small and grounded things too. I
think you have a lot of other interests
too. Like I actually think you like
>> for people who don't know you're you
you're an artist. You love to and you're
a musician. What's your relationship to
music and singing and making music?
>> Well, music is definitely the thing that
I need to create anything else. Like if
I'm going to draw, I have to have music
on. Or if I'm writing something, it's
always to like music that I
>> am picturing will be in this part of the
thing. I think it like opens up that
part of my brain
>> that allows me to go in and be like,
"What do you really think?" Cuz if I
just sit there,
>> I think like, "Oh, what will they
think?" Does that make sense?
>> Yeah, for sure.
>> Um,
>> and then I mean, I've always sang like I
sang in like, you know, the choir when I
was a kid.
>> Have you ever thought about wanting to
sing?
>> Yes.
>> Sing.
>> Yeah. Like I mean you do sing sing but
like
>> but I would love to do like a
>> help not like a record.
>> I would love to do that.
>> You should you should
>> but I don't even know how to like get
started.
>> Just this just you just
>> Can you weigh in on the comments on this
sing?
>> How does Kristen get started?
>> How do you get into the music business?
It also feels like you could do you
could dip your toe into some version of
it where it didn't have to feel so like
>> Yeah. Like like a thing.
>> Yeah. Like you could join someone's
band.
>> Whose band should you join?
>> Again, weigh in. If you've got a band,
>> just take them in a new direction.
>> Just just quieter. Just a little bit
quieter.
>> Just calling them up. Like guys, I know
you have your thing and your thing works
great. You've been doing it a long time
and we think what if you just
>> and your fans would love to sit down
>> and I've got the music for it.
>> Your fans would love to put their arms
down.
>> Do you go to still go to rock shows
anymore
>> cuz we when we were young and and out
and about, we did it up. We did it up.
That's why those honestly the best years
of my life like being in New York and on
we
>> and being young and
>> we did it up and now
>> I do not do it.
>> No,
>> don't do it.
>> The thought of going to a concert.
>> The thought of getting ready to go out
at 11:00, which is what I used to do.
>> Oh my god. Never.
>> Can you imagine?
>> I go out to dinner with my friends at
6:00.
>> Okay, let's talk about
>> 6 p.m. cuz I want to be home. love to
eat dinner at 6 p.m.
>> Me, too.
>> What's your ideal bedtime?
>> Well, you mean sleep or get in the bed?
>> Great question,
>> cuz those are different from hours.
>> Um, I would say, what is your what is
your ideal time to be in bed?
>> What do you try when do you try to get
in bed?
>> 8:30, 9:00.
>> Love it.
>> Asleep by 10
>> 10:30. Yeah,
>> cuz I do like waking up early.
>> Yes. when everyone else is asleep so I
can have my my little quiet time.
>> Yeah, cuz you have little ones and you
have to kind of get ready for that cuz
morning is intense.
>> Morning's tough.
>> Yeah. Now that I have teenagers, it's
really funny now. Like
>> my mornings are I have 5 hours before
people wake up.
>> I'm like it's 10:30. You have to get up.
>> Yeah. But don't they say it's like a
brain thing? Like they have to let them
sleep.
>> A teenager wrote that. I
>> like mom here. I I heard it was a brain
thing. this article.
>> I'm supposed to sleep. The scientist
said,
>> "Um, okay. We're going to get to Gabby's
Dollhouse, which just came out."
>> Okay. So cute.
>> Is it fun to play a villain? You've
played him. I know. That character looks
so funny and fun.
>> Well, my kids love Gabby Stall House,
and so
>> I knew that this was going to be this
was going to go a long way for me at
home.
>> Yeah. Um, and then the script happened
to be really cute and Ryan Craiggo, the
director's dream.
>> Awesome.
>> Um,
yeah, and it was just really fun. And we
had the premiere on Saturday and I got
like a little emotional watching it
because
it's so positive. M
>> it is so
>> it's got such a great message and you
know when you're in a theater just with
other people having the same experience
and like you're just completely blocked
out from what's going on in the world.
There was just something so like oh this
is going to go out in the world and it's
like really nice.
>> Yeah, I feel you, man. I It's like the
world is rough right now and it's like
anything that's like some kind of like
funny or peaceful or I guess just like
anything that just can like take you
away.
>> I can't do anything dark right now.
>> No, I can't. It's already everything is
already so dark. I mean that's why I ask
my guest this and I'll ask you this is
like what what's making you laugh? Like
I'm asking people all the time like what
do you what do you watch on
We got to fly. We got to fly. Sorry.
Oh, we got a fly.
>> Let's get it. I was told there'd be no
flies in here.
>> I have I did a sweep before I got
married.
>> I have a fake I have fake I have fake
bread that has a quarter in it.
>> Let's see if we can catch the fly.
>> Why is there a quarter?
>> I don't know. I think cuz you need to
have something in there, right?
>> Yeah, it's a feel bad for the
>> And then it's ceramic and Yeah. Then
there's just change in it.
>> Do you have that thing sometimes where
you feel bad for inanimate objects?
>> Yes. So do I.
>> Have you seen Julio Torres's stuff? Um,
uh, he does a bunch of stuff about with
inanimate objects. He's a stand up. He's
hilarious.
>> I think that's like a thing.
>> And it is a very, um, where I look at
things and I feel like, oh, he's lonely.
>> Yes.
>> Yeah, I do.
>> That happens to me.
>> Yeah. How does it manifest for you? How
do you see it? I remember so
specifically I was in the bathroom and
you know how you have like um it's like
a pill thing and maybe it's like I don't
know if it was like allergy pills and
you pop them through
>> and there's like two, right? And I
needed two but there was one left over
>> and so I grabbed that one and then one
from the other one and my dad was like
why didn't you just get two from this
one? And I was like, "Well, that one's
been by itself for so long."
>> And I I feel like he thought that was
cute, but I wonder if he was like, "Oh,
no."
>> Yes.
>> But I remember think, well, clearly I
wouldn't just these two have been
together the whole time. This one's been
by itself. Now I sound crazy.
>> No, I completely do like like when
you're a kid, stuffed animals like you
have to like make sure that like they
can breathe.
>> Why are you laughing? Yes. And I often
rotate because I think, well, you've had
a good view for a while and this one has
been back. I feel bad when I'm like,
this one has been behind the other one
or in a drawer and I'm like, that one
has been in in the dark for too long.
>> Yes.
>> I I totally do that.
>> Okay. Me, too.
>> And same with just a random objects. And
I wonder if there is some kind of like
>> what what's the we're anthropomorphizing
things. for making them feel like
they're human. But there must be some
kind of connection to like our
>> or maybe we don't want to be left alone.
>> Cut to commercial.
>> Cut to commercial. Cut to a slow
commercial.
>> Is that a lip gloss?
>> Cut to a Cut to a sad lip gloss
commercial.
>> Do you know how much money a makeup that
would be so smart? would be smart
>> just having people put their makeup on
but everyone's sad
>> and they're crying
>> because people be like did you see that
commercial?
>> You're right. That's a great idea.
>> Happy like putting on their makeup. What
if people are just bummed out?
>> You're so right. If they're tears are
coming down and they be like I remember
that. I'm buying that.
>> Or they come they come home after a long
night and they're like they throw up and
then they put their makeup back on.
>> Yes. And then they put it back on.
>> You're so right.
>> Yeah.
>> Clinique.
Um, so what are you listening to
watching? Do you watch comedy? And no,
>> I know it's hard, right? I can't do it.
It's hard.
>> I have a hard time watching.
>> It's not hard, but as a kid, I think
what made me fall in love with TV and
film is that I would get completely lost
in it.
>> Now I'm like, "Oh, they shot this at
night.
>> Totally. Did they eat before? Like, is
this the beginning of the night shoot?
>> His hair is different.
>> No, his hair is different. They shot us
out of order.
>> I noticed that stuff and it drives me
insane.
>> Me, too.
>> And my kids sometimes, you know, I'll be
like, "This isn't in Canada." They'll be
like, "Mom," I'm like, "It's not
Canada."
>> I totally noticed that, too.
>> The trees and they're just like, "Mom,
stop."
>> I totally do that, too.
>> Okay. So,
>> so I I do watch reality
>> and I am not ashamed. You shouldn't be.
>> Oh, I'm a Bravo gal for sure.
>> Okay. What? Who? Who are you at all?
>> Have you done the Have you done um Andy
Cohen and talked about watch Have you
done that and talked about the house?
Who are your faves? Who do you love?
>> So many.
>> I mean, there's it depend like different
cities have different I'm I'm about to
Salt Lake just started
>> a new a new season.
>> Yes. A new season of Salt Lake, which is
>> one of my favorite
>> Okay.
We got back.
>> Jenna just said what makes Salt Lake so
good for people like myself that don't
know.
>> It's just bonkers.
>> Great.
>> Um everything that makes the the fashion
the what the ladies they're just I love
it so much. I have noticed like at night
it probably isn't the best thing to
watch before I go to sleep
>> because it gives you nightmares
>> just because of the yelling and the
brightness and like all the things
you're not supposed to have before you
go to sleep,
>> right?
>> Um the yelling and the brightness.
>> But I love I love watching non
acting.
Yes, it helps my brain not it helps me
turn it off a little bit. Now I get a
little embarrassed for people and
stressed for them
>> watching what?
>> Reality.
>> Oh, reality. Yes. Oh, I Yes.
>> But but what is it about watching
non-acting that like relaxes you?
Because I've heard that quite a bit from
people who watch it. It's like it's
weirdly relaxing even though there's
like conflict and all that stuff. Can
you do you know why?
Well, I think with acting, you're
watching someone who has looked at a
scene, studied a scene, they're doing
the scene, they've edited, it's the best
version.
Um, there's effort there. There's so
many people working on it. And then with
reality, it's just like this just
happened.
>> These two people are talking and this
lady said that thing and oh my god,
>> and I just I don't know. I like just
being out in the world and seeing these
people.
>> Yes. walk around and just their parties
and their outfit.
>> There's so many parties.
>> I love these women so much. They are my
family.
>> Can we watch a clip from Salt Lake that
you would it if you were to tell if I've
never I've never watch Salt Lake.
>> Oh. Oh my god.
>> I know this is hard, but what would be
one?
>> I guess maybe What about when when the
the van when Jen Shaw gets
>> I would say Jen Shaw. Yes. Sprinter van.
>> Sprinter van. You can't just write
sprinter van because you will get every
franchise.
They're always in a sprinter van going.
I genuinely don't know what I'm going to
see here.
>> Okay. Should I give you some context?
>> Please.
>> Please.
>> So, Jen Shaw is currently right or she
get out incarcerated.
>> Still in.
>> He's incarcerated. Okay.
>> Incarcerated with Elizabeth Holmes.
They're in the same
>> and they're buddies. One can hope. One
can hope. Um,
>> they were going on a trip and the FBI.
>> There's so much exciting laughter.
>> I'm taking my time up to talk about. Um,
>> no, I love it.
>> The FBI was raiding her I'm just looking
at you, Jenna. Raiding her house. So,
she like didn't show up and it's the all
the girls on the van realizing
>> what is happening. I'm not selling it as
well. You have to. So, okay. When the
FBI shows up, it's this.
>> Yeah, maybe that's it.
>> There's a couple here, but the police
are looking for
>> Oh, but it's when she's on Oh, this is
what it is. She's on the van.
>> She's in
>> and she's like, "Oh,
>> okay."
>> She finds out
>> and she leaves saying that her husband's
in the hospital.
>> Oh, is that the clip where she goes on a
long rant about my husband's in the
hospital? No, that's not Gencha. Oh, no.
>> Okay. Um Okay, here we go. Let's see
what this is.
>> This is incredible,
>> guys. What if she's on the run? I love
this.
>> What if she's on the run?
>> Like, get a head start.
>> Yeah, that's true.
>> NYPD police
officers showed up looking for
>> They're all on the phone.
>> Think she is in the hospital, but
thanks. Wait, you think call share. You
think she got a tip off call that this
was happening left.
>> All right.
>> Okay. They're all on the phone in the
sprinter van.
>> All with sunglasses on.
>> I'm just going to message her.
>> No one's taking their sunglasses off.
>> Amy, this is that was one minute
>> of an entire episode almost.
>> I can't recommend it enough.
>> I got to tell you, when you explain it,
it does sound fun. I mean
there is something about Real Housewives
which is like if you didn't get on board
it's like I don't even know where to
start.
>> I can tell you what season to start with
any city because there are seasons to
miss.
>> Okay. Okay. That's good to know. I would
I wouldn't mind that cuz I have heard I
mean Los Cultistas Bowen they're
obsessed and they talk a lot about Salt
Lake. Yes.
>> And I do feel like now might be the time
to start if there's a new season
starting.
>> If you have 3,000 hours to kill
Now is the time.
>> Now's the time.
>> You know, the holidays are coming.
You're going to be all smuggled in.
>> But I kind of get it. It's like with the
world being like so there's so much like
that these stakes are relative. I mean,
>> she did go to jail.
>> She did. She went to jail
>> and not one person took their sunglasses
off the whole time.
>> No, Amy. They can't.
>> Amazing. Amazing. Oh my god. We love
you.
>> I love you, wig. I'm so grateful you
came and did this. I hope you had a good
time.
>> I had the best time. Is it over?
>> Is there anything I I asked you about
hater?
>> Is there anything else we need to ask?
>> Thank and thank you to Bill for doing
this. That was really sweet. Sweet Bill.
>> I know. Love that guy.
>> I know. And you guys are so good in
Skeleton Twins, by the way. What a great
I mean so many you've done so many great
things like but the the the way in which
you naturally like it's just very
brother sister stuff there.
>> Totally.
>> It's so natural there. Do you believe in
past lives before we go? Yes.
>> You do?
>> Oh my god. Yes.
>> And do you feel like there are people in
your life that you've known before?
>> Oh yeah. Oh fully.
>> I think especially people in your inner
circle
>> have been there before. For sure.
>> Yes. I do too. Like you meet someone and
there is something about you and Bill in
that film that feels very familiar.
>> I love that. Maybe.
>> Yeah. I wonder.
>> I believe in all that stuff.
>> You do?
>> What's the most woohoo thing you believe
in? Do you believe in um um
>> Yes.
>> I mean, I probably do.
>> Do you believe in ghosts?
>> Yes.
>> Have you seen a ghost?
No, I haven't seen one, but I've felt
them.
>> There have been times where I've gone
into I can when I go into a place
sometimes I can
>> you can feel the energy.
>> Especially if like maybe someone died
there.
>> Do you believe in astral projection?
Like people visiting each other in
dreams.
>> Yes,
>> you do.
>> Yes. My great aunt visited me in a dream
after she died.
>> Wow.
>> Yes, totally.
>> What was that like? What was that?
>> I woke up and I sobbed and I was like
14,
>> but I knew
>> she was there.
>> Wow.
>> Yeah.
>> Wow.
>> I believe in all that stuff.
>> I know. What do we know?
>> What do we know?
>> I'm trying to be
>> So much of it is like sciencebased.
>> Yeah.
>> Um
>> I'm trying to be more open and that's
actually a goal of mine is like to try
to be like less of a detective when it
comes to that stuff and just kind of
like open it up into my I don't want any
ghosts. I I want to see
>> I don't want I don't want to have
anything to do with
>> I love ghosts. I respect them. I just
don't want to see them.
>> No. I have had my house ghostbusted
though.
>> Yes.
>> A professional ghostbuster
>> online. Yes.
>> Okay. Online.
>> I need to explain. No. My friend had her
house ghostbusted.
>> Ghostbusted.
>> And she was telling the story. She's
like, I don't know. I call her. She
lives in New Mexico. I was like, "That's
crazy. What's her number?" Because she
told me things that had happened after
postbust. And I was like, "Oh, this is
interesting."
>> And we've learned from Psychic Mike that
you will pack up if somebody tells you
to pack up.
>> I will get out of there. And
>> I did it. And I swear to God, my house
felt different.
>> She did it online. I love her though.
>> That's great.
>> I love you, Wink. Thanks for doing this
so much. Meant so much. You did it.
Thank you.
>> Thank you so much, Kristen. You are
awesome. You're just It was so fun to
have you here and like I really do count
myself lucky that I got to be on the
same timeline as you, let alone the same
show as you. And for this Polar Plunge,
you know, we I didn't even know where to
start to talk about the hilarious comedy
that Kristen has has given us over the
years. So, I just I want to take this
time to just remind everybody of all of
the ridiculous, hilarious characters
that Kristen has given to us over the
years. Dunice from the Lawrence Welk
Show and Gilly and Penelopey and um uh
uh who else? Um
um God, so many. we target lady and we
talked about the the lady who couldn't
wait to you know ruin a surprise and
Judy Grimes and um oh my god and and sha
shana shauna the like sexy lady at the
office and um uh the Hollywood dish lady
who spits her water out and Mindy
Grayson the woman who can't get password
I mean this is like I could I can't stop
and and won't stop. Um, but anyway, just
do yourself a favor and look those all
up. I mean, honestly, if you're looking
for something to make you laugh, any
clip from Wig anytime is going to do
that. So, um, thank you so much for, um,
for coming and doing the show, Wig.
Appreciate it. And, uh, thanks so much
for listening and check us out again
soon. Bye.
You've been listening to Good Hang. The
executive producers for this show are
Bill Simmons, Jenna Weiss Berman, and
me, Amy Polar. The show is produced by
The Ringer and Paperkite. For the Ringer
production by Jack Wilson, Cat Spalain,
Kaia McMullen, and Aia Xenerys. For
Paperkite, production by Sam Green, Joel
Levelvel, and Jenna Weiss Berman.
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