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Benny!

I need to pull over for a few minutes.

Just wake me in about 15 minutes.

A quick catnap is all I need.

We ask that you keep our daughter safe and protect her from non-righteous

characters. May her clean values and morals wash upon others.

And may her influence You took to the program?

Can't ask for much more than that.

That's outstanding.

Appreciate it. Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you.

Roger Kelly.

Roger Kelly.

Is this going to reverse my dishonorable discharge?

Yeah, I don't know.

Do they forgive soldiers for pulling the pins on six grenades in a mess hall?

Look, man, that was nine years ago.

I got to know who's going to come clutch and who's going to panic.

I got to know whose hands I'm putting my life into.

Judy Nelson.

You have fun. Thank you.

Say, is this ink made from beetle shellac?

Or the hooves of an innocent animal?

I don't know.

Smell it again.

And they find that it came from the virgin blood of a brown-eyed, uptight

prude.

Bruce, quit!

I'm proud of you.

Don't get him.

Have fun. Love you, brother. Love you. Ah!

Bruce!

Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Hey, Donny boy!

I don't have to share this award with my tutor, do I?

Look at it and see.

What?

Nope. Ha-ha!

Just my name. Oh, man! Woo!

Yeah!

I'm always good.

Aren't I, Daddy?

Sandra Locke.

Love you.

Congratulations,

Sandra. Maybe by now you've learned to make better choices and more wisely

choose the kind of company that you keep.

Does this mean I get to drive the bus?

I mean, I'm sure no one in there would mind riding behind me.

You see, Sandra, that's exactly what got you here.

Now, if penicillin were to be the answer to your problems, you wouldn't need this

program, would you?

Maybe.

I'll be back, and when I get home, everything's going to be all right,

okay? Don't worry. I promise I'm going to be better now. You promise?

I promise.

Okay,

I love you. Love you, too. Regina Porter!

It's okay.

Don't go. I have to go, but it's going to be okay. It's going to be okay.

Bye.

Thank you, Don.

Why, you're quite... Don't you're quite welcome me.

I'm only here to satisfy the court so I can get my kid back.

Of course, I've made mistakes. That doesn't mean I'm a bad person. Have you

made mistakes? Are you a bad person? This does not entitle anybody to

anything.

We'll check it out.

Bernie! So,

have you figured out if the clouds are gonna rain today?

It's already raining, man.

It's raining right now, man.

I can see it raining in your head.

Thunderstorms and all kinds of shit going on in there, man.

My God.

Hey, everybody, listen up. I want to congratulate you all on a job well done.

Now, I know this rehabilitation program is voluntary and... You have your own

reasons for either wanting to participate or in some cases you were

ordered to participate to avoid going somewhere worse.

Either way, you successfully completed the program and you're well on your way

to getting your lives back on track.

You have your certificates of completion providing you complete this trip

successfully. You ready?

Here we go.

Are you kidding me?

I can see it.

This is all we need.

More river rats.

I thought this shit was all over.

Now it's happening again.

What did they do? Let that maniac out already?

I don't know.

I thought he was serving life.

Well, job security for me.

Not funny, Ralph.

Sorry. Just trying to make light of it.

Are we here, man?

Oh my gosh.

Oh.

This is the life.

Trust me.

It feels great. Get in.

Regina,

don't be such a prude. Just get in the water.

This is going to be the best time ever.

Oh, this will be nice. Come on.

Don, I don't know about this.

About what?

There could be animals in there, or parasites, or anything.

No germs, I promise!

Judy, I come out here twice a year with groups.

You could bathe in it.

Nothing ever happens. Go on.

Enjoy yourself.

There might be some germs.

Judy, you really need to loosen up.

You'll have more fun.

You deserve it.

You finished the program.

Mr. Simpson said you made a lot of progress.

Show it.

Don, you love the water.

You would love the water. Come on, strip off that shirt and get in.

We're here.

Come on, strip off that shirt and get in.

Stop!

Hey, y'all.

What does he want?

Did we break the law?

It's the cop.

We're in trouble now.

Did we do something wrong?

Hi there.

I'm Sheriff Sam Kino.

We've met before.

Well, hi, Sheriff.

Dan, is it? Don.

Oh, that's right.

Everything all right?

Yeah. I know you bring your groups down here every now and then.

But I don't think it's a good time right now.

Why not?

Yeah, soldier.

Why not?

Well, for one, your bus don't sound that good.

And I'll get right to it.

We had a double murder abduction last night, just down the road.

We don't know who did it or why.

We told you it wasn't safe here. Hold on. Hold on.

Let the man speak.

Well, we appreciate the visitors.

We also have to look after them.

The person or persons who did this may still be around, or they may have just

been passing through. This was a one-time act of opportunity.

Well, if they're still here, I'll take care of them.

Oh, tough guy Bruce.

He's taking on all killers.

Tough guys everywhere.

Can we just be done with this already?

Now, I can't tell you to leave, but I can give you my advice.

And my advice?

is for you to take this trip somewhere else.

Somewhere else, y'all can be safe.

We have a whole infantry here.

I say we whole.

Stand our ground, plant our flag.

Yeah!

Hold on, hold on.

Sheriff, they've been through a lot the past several months, and we've really

been looking forward to this.

Except for maybe Regina.

Anyhow, you said they were the only victims last night, right?

That's right.

Yeah, I tend to agree with Roger and Bruce just by the numbers.

They're not an easy target.

So I think the killer was just probably passing through.

You can do what you want.

Thanks to guys like this, it's a free country.

Thanks to me.

By the way, excuse me, Sheriff, but are there not any blues in this town?

Too small for a dedicated police force.

The Sheriff's Department assumes all jurisdiction over all the towns in this

county. Is that okay with you, soldier?

Affirmative.

I told you something was going to go wrong. I knew it.

This whole thing is wrong.

Ladies, please, please.

You're killing the vibes.

All right, everybody.

Let's make a camp.

I'll dig the foxhole.

Hey, Regina, want to dig the latrine?

It is time to begin our annual three nights of

celebration.

We give our appreciation to him, lest we

forget his sacrifices.

First night, the blood.

Second night, the flesh

Third

night, the soul

Tonight's blood

is that of the elder interlopers

This year, as years passed, our own Wilhelm,

along with his chosen ones,

will perform in his honor.

Now I know you're all going to be happy to get back to your lives and fix

whatever problems got you in the program.

Roger!

You'll be employable again.

Judy! You'll be able to go out in public more.

Bruce!

You'll finally get a GED.

Sandra! Your reasons for being in the program I'm still not sure of.

Neither am I.

Regina!

Of course you'll see fit to get your kid back.

Bernie.

Bernie.

You were wise to choose this program over the behind-the-bars program the

judge gave you. For using all the, uh... You know.

You all have reasons to celebrate.

Rediscover yourselves this weekend.

Let's have some fun.

Now... Who knows this one?

She'll be coming around the mountain when she comes.

She'll be coming around the mountain when she comes.

She'll be coming around the mountain. She'll be coming around the mountain.

She'll be coming around the mountain when she comes.

She'll be eating chicken and dumplings when she comes.

She'll be eating chicken and dumplings when she comes.

She'll be eating chicken and dumplings she'll be eating chicken and dumplings

she'll be eating chicken dumplings when she comes she'll be coming around the

mountain when she comes she'll be coming around the mountain when she comes

she'll be coming around the mountain she'll be coming around the mountain

she'll be coming around the mountain when she comes she'll be eating chicken

dumplings when she comes

She'll be eating chicken and dumplings when she comes.

She'll be eating chicken and dumplings when she

comes.

There

ain't no

possible way I can protect everybody passing through here.

especially with my only deputy out of state for the next two weeks. Could you

give them some sort of phony citation, you know, for their own good?

Can't do that, Ann.

Word gets around, no more visitors. There goes our town revenue for later.

Bye, Sam.

What the hell is this?

There's another killer.

I knew it.

Son of a bitch.

We'll be right back.

Well, you know never went down who else is gonna stand post a night watch

What time is it?

It's way later than it should be.

Wakey wakey, time to bakey.

It's gonna be a good day right here.

Oh man.

Hey man, where'd you go?

Over here.

Hold on.

Where is Regina?

She went out last night.

Yeah, I saw her leave too.

What if she got lost?

There could be bears out there or sinkholes or anything.

All right, settle down.

Does anyone see her bag?

She took it with her, man.

How do you know that?

I see all things, sister.

Like an earth prophet.

She probably just hitchhiked out of town and went back home.

I mean, she really didn't want to be here. I could tell.

We could go look for her.

All right.

Let's spread out.

Don't go any farther than a few hundred yards.

She's probably hanging out somewhere else until the trip is over.

Roger.

You and Bernie head down by the river.

Affirmative. Aye aye, Captain.

Bruce, check up by the road.

Judy, I'll move all the branches for you going this way.

I'll just go find something to entertain myself.

Regina!

Regina, where are you?

Regina!

Regina!

Come on, Regina!

No one's going to believe this.

Oh, my gosh.

This is an andesitic basalt with secondary mineralization of quartz, and

it has cuprate crystals on it. But I just don't have a good feeling about

this whole trip.

It's only going to get better once we find Regina.

We're going to have a great time.

Regina!

Nothing. Nothing at all.

And I knew it.

Hey, where's Roger?

I don't know, ma'am. He was marching and then he just disappeared.

Oh, you guys. He is probably out reading footprints or something like that.

The guy is seriously messed up.

I'm not digging this, man.

None of you would have seen it coming.

Oh, damn it, man.

You're all victims.

You asshole.

You wouldn't last a second with the Kong.

I'm going swimming. Me too. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's wrong with you two?

You people are wild, man.

Not to mention careless.

I thought we were here to have fun.

Oh, shit, man.

They don't want us to have fun.

They just want to bring us down.

Look. You all went through the program to become better people, right?

What better way to redeem yourselves from your past than to save some lives

and find your friend in the process, huh?

Whoa.

I don't know if everyone here has noticed, but Regina wasn't exactly

anybody's friend.

And we all know she didn't want to be here to begin with.

I don't mind busting up some guys, breaking an arm, busting a lip, knocking

them out.

What are you going on about?

I'm just saying I don't mind helping out.

But I think she just took off and went home.

Why should we care?

Never leave a fallen man behind.

Or woman or whatever.

Okay.

Let's go into town and look around.

Maybe ask some questions.

See if any of the locals have seen her.

Over here.

What does he want now?

Everything alright, Sheriff?

You tell me.

What do you mean?

I heard some unfamiliar screams early this morning.

Found some blood.

Everyone good here?

Actually, Regina took... She took a nap earlier, and she's still groggy back at

the bus.

Actually,

sir, we're looking for... We're looking forward to a good place to eat around

here. It's okay, guys.

Look, Sheriff, one of our girls left late last night. We haven't seen her.

We're out looking for her now.

Have you or anyone else seen her?

Can't say that I have.

I suggest you all get back to the campsite as a group.

It's safer there than anywhere else.

That sounds good.

And so would a freshwater shower.

Yeah, I guess so.

And there's always the option of going back where you came from.

Well, that's no fun.

We'll go ahead and get back to the site.

I would suggest no one else be going off on their own.

Yeah.

I guess so let's go everybody

Don,

are we going home today? I promise, we're not going back home.

I just want to maybe drive down the road, five, ten miles or so, see if

she's walking it, hitchhiking, or something.

I'm staying right here.

No one's staying here by themselves.

Let's go.

Let's go, everybody.

Oh, what the hell was that?

Great.

Something new.

Everybody out!

Well, there's the problem.

There's not enough power to roll out with that flat.

I can push us out of here.

Oh, sure.

You do that.

Come on, Bruce.

Even if you do get it going, you can't keep it up to get us out of here.

Come on now.

What would you know about being injured in the field, you cream puff?

Playing in conference championships.

You? I played in saving everyone's asses from communism championships.

Oh, right, you two. I just knew you were going to slip and fall or pull

something. Oh, would you shut it, you nervous cat.

We really need to get this tire checked out and get the engine looked at.

Anybody want to go for help?

I'll go. Oh, me too.

And me.

No way, man. You're hurt.

Yeah, Bruce, you can't go like this.

Let him go.

What? Don't you damsels know anything?

The strongest lions always go out to protect the den while the weaker ones go

out and do all the easy shit.

I say we let him go. I'm staying to hold down the fort.

I can walk.

I'm going.

I'll go with you. Oh, right behind you. No, no, no, Sandra.

You stay right here.

You'll get into more trouble than we're already in.

Okay, you two.

Be careful.

Now what?

We stand post and wait.

But that's boring.

Well, my little bunny, fun time is just beginning.

Man, you guys are really bringing me down.

I'll be back in a few minutes with some help.

We really need to think about heading back home once this bus is fixed.

Retreat and surrender.

Retreat and surrender.

We'd be speaking German right now if y'all had been the ones jumping off the

shores at Normandy.

Say, where's that pretty little thing that used to work in the afternoon?

I don't know.

Hey, Ann.

Vern wants to know what happened to that girl you hired to work in the afternoon.

Did you really think she was going to last?

Hey, Sheriff. Anything come back from the old couple's car?

Not yet.

And the people themselves?

No trace.

That is, except for the blood at the scene.

Oh, Sheriff!

Just a person we wanted to see.

What's going on? I decided to heed your good advice and go back home.

Well, it's good to see you're all making sense now.

Yeah, but our bus has a busted tire, messed up engine.

We can't get out of there.

Is there a place I can come out and fix it?

Well, I believe you're in the right place at the right time.

It just so happens that this man right here is a mechanic and a wrecker service

all in one.

Ralph, you think you can get your truck out there and see about that? Sure, but

my star has been acting up, but it won't help.

Looks like at least one of you are going to need a ride. Do you want to jump in?

Oh, well, I don't know.

It's okay.

Go ahead.

Oh, sure.

Thank you.

you two aren't up to anything are you no okay

well you can take a shower at my shop

We weren't supposed to be there.

Was it scary and everything?

We got into some bad shit back in the jungle, man.

So you're telling me that the North Vietnamese would strap bombs to their

own kids and blow them up?

Yeah, and that's not all.

They would take American soldiers and entice them with free hookers. And then

when they got caught with their pants down, they'd cut their throats, man.

That's not cool of them, man.

No, it was not.

So we just had to start blowing away these little kamikaze kids who were all

strapped up. We didn't know who was fucking who.

And then it got worse.

And this was messed up, man.

We had to stop with the free hookers, too.

That's terrible, man.

And sad.

And that little kid thing is sad, too.

It was hell, man.

It was bloody hell.

Fuck!

Tell me, there isn't a single lug wrench or crowbar in this whole thing?

Is that all you're looking for?

Right now, yes.

Because it looks to me like you're looking for something more.

What?

You know, I've always been fascinated with leaders.

You're our leader, right, Don?

Yeah, I guess so.

So tell me who's in charge.

Well, I am.

I suppose.

You bet your ass you are.

Sandra, you're meant for something bigger than this.

Well, actually, I don't think there's anything I'm meant for.

It's bigger than this.

Some fun you are, Don.

Sorry, Sandra.

You don't want to sacrifice your future just for me.

Plus, I have a responsibility to do.

Well, I need some help.

Hi. Hey.

I heard you have a bad shoe on that thing. Yeah, right over here.

You're gonna need a new tire, all right.

Can you fix it?

I can, but I have to order it. I don't have one of those at my shop.

And I gotta work on my own truck, too. It's been causing me troubles.

It doesn't surprise me the way this trip has been going.

I'm sorry.

It's all right, man.

We'll just hang out here.

How long do you expect it to take?

I could probably pick one up out in Sage Hollow.

I'm thinking maybe tomorrow morning.

Oh, well, that's not too bad.

Yeah, I suppose not.

How's it running otherwise?

You get your home alright?

It was doing some strange sputtering thing the last 50 or so miles as we were

arriving. And this morning it didn't have enough power to move with the flat

tire. Bad gas maybe?

I don't know. I did hear it when you came into town. It did not sound good.

Um, I don't know. Do you want me to have a look at it? That'd be great.

This is such a bummer.

Did you see that sheriff man?

Hey, Don, where are Bruce and Judy?

Oh, the big guy and the young girl?

They're the ones that sent me down here.

They're back at the shop.

She had to take a shower.

Yeah, that sounds about right.

Hey, did you find anything under there?

Yeah, I found one bad vacuum line, and I've got some of this at the shop.

Okay.

I won't be here until tomorrow morning.

Uh, thank you, um... Ralph.

Ralph, thank you.

Now he's interesting.

You think any guy with a tool is interesting?

Maybe.

All right. Y'all make sure the rest of your friends are back here before dark.

Yes, sir.

Let's get that campfire going in

I'll be strolling back here in the morning.

Well, I know those two didn't run off.

Not the jock, anyway.

This isn't boring anymore.

We got it right this time.

I think they're just stuck at the place they were taking a shower.

I mean, knowing Judy, she don't want to be out there after dark anyway.

And Bruce, he could barely walk right now.

let alone in the dark on unstable ground.

I went through just staying there overnight.

is upon us.

Wilhelm already dances for him.

The flesh of tonight brought to us

will take us one step

From jester night to the souls of forthcoming

and third night.

Am I gonna regret this?

Okay, everyone, get on with your day.

You know, most people would wake up in a good mood.

I'm sorry, Sandra. I normally wouldn't do something like this.

I guess I just woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.

But was it really the wrong side?

Come on, let's see if we get

this bus back on the road and out of this place.

This thing isn't even signed.

Man, isn't that guy supposed to bring by the tire today?

Not necessarily.

The sheriff said he would see about going getting the tire that's in another

town. He didn't have to drive there, drive it back, and then put it on.

It's not likely.

Not until second child anyway.

Colder than the wind in the night.

Darker than dark shadows in bright light.

Much deeper than the devil's hole.

One quick glance and you'll know it's so.

The fires are burning.

As the hearts of all the men.

The world keeps turning.

Take the children to the desert

Sorry, no tire today, but I do have your hose.

Didn't that sheriff guy say that he was going to get the tire from somewhere?

Where's he at?

He's probably shooting the shit with the guys down on Say's Hollow.

This doesn't look like good news, man.

I'm out of here.

Where are you going?

It's every man for themselves now.

Regina had the right idea to begin with.

You can't just leave.

I'll revoke your certificate.

A sheet of little paper doesn't do anything when you're fucking dead.

Okay, all done here.

Now you just need the tire.

Roger! It's almost fixed, man.

He's locked in. He's not coming back.

Bad vibes, man.

This is bad vibes.

Hey, I'm outta here.

Yeah, we'll see you back later, I guess.

You can count on it.

Yeah, Jerry, last time that old boy went hunting quail with a 12-gauge, the only

thing he came home with is feathers and bird shit.

Well, maybe he needs to use some bird shot rather than buck shot.

All right, I'm almost back home now. I got to get this tire dropped off for

Ralph so I can get it put back on.

Over.

Hey, 10-4.

What the hell was that?

Somebody's screaming bloody murder.

Come on, you two get your things real quick. Let's get out of here.

Stop screaming.

Stay calm.

Stay calm.

Nobody get off the bus!

I want you.

Why do they want you, Don?

Don't go.

It's okay.

Just... Maybe I could talk to him.

You son of a bitch. No.

No!

You son of a bitch!

No!

You son of a bitch!

How could you?

Ha ha ha

celebration.

Tonight is the giving of souls.

Wilhelm will start the procession and he will

finish it.

These two souls in front of us are the final

from yesterday night with the souls of this third and final night.

May our sacrifice be pleasing to Him.

Lucky for you two, I ran into a dumbass hunter trying to kill birds with this

thing.

Roger!

Roger!

Roger, help us!

Help us, man!

Get her!

Not tonight, lady.

Now you cut those two down right now.

Make me!

Like I said, lady, cut him down now.

Quiet down, you cream puffs.

Now pull up your bootstraps and let's get out of here.

What a waste of talent.

Sign this and send it back to me.