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Bhugol, you are not my mistake.

You're my pride.

My heart is bursting with joy.

Won't you hug me with all your heart, Papa?

Hang on!

Just take a shower first.

Papa, you spoiled the hero's face.

Is it morning?

No. The sun's up at night.

Amavas!

Why are you lying there uselessly? Let's go get the bike.

Hello, this is not a politician's rally that you'd get free booze.

Clear your bill.

I'll clear the bill and you'll get a tip, too.

How much is it?

Eleven.

I'd heard that booze was cheap in Uttar Pradesh but this is a steal.

Here's your 30 bucks tip.

And 1100 to clear the bill.

No need to say thanks.

It's 11,000!

Necking in the woods, two lovers get bitten by a bug.

The man becomes impotent.

- Impotent? - Impotent.

Print it on the first page.

Front page…

In bold letters.

- Listen… - Yes?

with a picture of that bug.

Pardon.

Go.

Done.

Got that recommendation then?

Yes.

Sit.

I'm the only one in the office who's here based on merit.

The rest…

So what is your first article as a journalist going to be?

Sir…

Lack of opportunity forces village youth to head to the city.

So?

It's a matter of grave concern.

I don't feel concerned.

Do any of you feel concerned?

No.

- Get me some spicy news. - Sir, I have researched this thoroughly.

Every minute, 25-30 youth leave for the city.

You've been sitting here since the past minute. No one's left.

Has anyone left?

Only Mr. Anubhav went to take a leak.

KHABAR FALANA

Amazing!

What is it?

Hasn't there been a theft in Dhadakpur?

Print that story. Get the exclusive on that.

- It isn't confirmed. - Leave the confirmation to the people.

Our job is to print it.

Here.

Use this to wrap peanuts.

And get me news from Dhadakpur. Spicy news.

It will be a great debut. Pardon.

Pintu Bro!

I'll pay you 21,000 against the 11,000 as soon as I become a superstar.

For now, let me take the bike.

Pintu Bro, I've done so much work with you.

Trust me a little.

- Fine. - Fine?

Fine!

Fine.

Take off the meter and headlight.

Why don't you keep my phone instead?

It's junk. I won't get more than three thousand for it.

The balance?

Please let me answer one last time.

Put it on speaker.

- Hello. - Where have you been since last night?

I was so worried.

I'm fine, Papa.

No. Not about you. I was worried about the bike.

We've got the bike.

- Almost. - Almost?

What does that mean?

The soon-to-be-in-laws are after my blood.

Kuber needs to see the bike at his house.

Only then will he show up at the wedding.

What time should I confirm?

Papa, there's a problem.

What have you done now, Mr. Idiot?

I've misplaced 11,000 rupees somewhere.

Misplaced it?

How did you manage that?

How did you manage to misplace 11,000 rupees specifically?

Either you will lose all the cash or none of it.

Tell me the truth.

Don't make me come there and whack you.

- Amavas drank beer worth Rs. 11,000. - What?

I knew you guys were useless.

You guys are--

Hello?

Listen up!

The bright new red bike still hasn't been claimed.

If it's not claimed today

then it will be handed over to the government treasury.

Then you'll have to pay even if you want to get a peep.

Listen up!

Is that everything?

A little short.

It was old stuff.

What rubbish!

It was just like new.

As soon as it leaves the showroom, it starts depreciating.

No matter how shiny it looks.

I didn't get one thing.

You're rich. Why are you doing this?

Have you ever fallen in love?

I got married directly.

- Then you won't get it. - Hey…

My visa has come through.

Now, I'll go to Kuwait.

Thanks to Nirmal didi.

Thanks… but it's your effort.

If Ved Bihari can do it, so can you.

Work with discipline.

That's it.

My daughter has a gift for you.

- Did you make it? - Yes.

- On your own? - Yes.

- What do you want to be when you grow up? - I want to become like you.

- Thank you! - You're welcome.

Did anyone see you?

Let them.

I was looking down and walking.

I'll call them and fix an appointment for the treatment.

Nirmal…

you're very encouraging.

That's why people admire you.

And they will continue doing so.

Whether you change the way you look or don't.

Why are you feeding us the same grub for four days?

Get us a pizza today.

Amavas, I've got an idea.

Steal the key from Pintu Bro's pocket.

Pintu Bro!

Laalu and Golu have got diarrhea.

They ate raisins over sour milk.

I've taken an advance.

We'll be in a soup.

Shall I dance?

When was the last time you danced?

At my dad's second marriage.

I've seen that video.

That's not dancing. That's called having a fit.

I'll do it.

- You? - Yes.

The gender-bender dance is below my standards.

But Pintu Bro, I like you, so I'll dance for you.

It's not some silly monkey dance.

It needs rhythm. It needs grace.

Ladies, please move to the side.

Music.

Your waist moves like a wave

Your waist moves like a wave

Wow!

Do you have a magnet in your waist?

It's pulling me towards you.

The world it will save In its rhythmic enclave

Hey, stop the music.

You’ll make the house come down!

Thank you.

You will do it, but what about him?

He's a professional.

He will dance straight on stage.

Give them Laalu and Golu's skirts.

And let everyone know

that Pintu Bro has brought two showstoppers!

Hang on!

We'll take the Bullet as payment for this sacrifice.

Works for me.

Sorry, I got late.

Never mind.

Why did you want to meet so urgently?

Were you missing your husband?

But you don't miss your wife.

What are you saying?

Even my WhatsApp status says, "Miss you."

I called you yesterday and you cut it.

And then you switched it off!

Me?

I wear expensive skinny jeans.

It could be the tight pockets that must've rejected the call.

If I wanted to ignore you, why would I answer the phone today?

And why would I come to meet you?

May I ask you a question?

Why did you agree to marry me?

Good question.

In this society, men have always dominated women.

But even then…

That day, you spoke your mind in front of four men…

"I want to marry Kuber instead of Durlabh."

Your modernness made me crazy about you.

If you're so crazy about me,

marry me without the condition of the Bullet.

Am I asking for the Bullet for myself?

It's for my dear wife, Mrs. Roshni Jha.

Think, would you like to travel in the bus wearing a mini skirt?

No. Never.

Neither in a bus, a rickshaw nor a scooter.

You deserve only an A-Class Bullet.

It's all for you.

I love you, Roshni.

Love you too.

Banwari.

Banwari Jha.

Why are you being a Peeping Tom?

- I came to give you the wedding card. - Hand it then.

Damn! I wore the other shirt.

The milk split, else I would've offered you a cup of tea.

- Okay, then. - Inspector!

- Yes? - If you could show me the Bullet…

Why see it? Sign the FIR and take it. It's yours.

- FIR? - Yes.

- Deendayal. - Yes, sir.

Take his signature and give him the bike keys.

- Go. - Yes, sir.

- I'll never sign the FIR. - Hey!

Hey, Banwari. Stop him!

- Hey, stop him! - No, I…

Stop him! I'm telling you, don't be frisky.

- Two minutes. - Catch him!

Deendayal, where's my gun?

I used it as a paperweight to stop the curtain from fluttering.

Idiot.

Stop him!

Don't let him touch the Bullet.

Banwari, don't try anything stupid.

A bullet or stone, my aim is perfect.

I'll get your head.

Oh God!

Did he shoot?

Last chance.

Sign it.

And take the Bullet.

This number is out of network area.

Oh no!

Great!

Go… Take a look.

Inspector.

This is not my Bullet.

Really? What are you saying?

It isn't yours?

It's fine.

The complaint has been lodged.

I'll definitely find your bike. In 6-8 months. Understood?

I do understand.

I've been waiting for 20 years…

to make my post permanent.

My daughter's been waiting for five years…

to leave this village and go to the city.

I had one chance…

which I lost.

This is revenge, right?

If you wanted revenge,

you could've laid down in front of my vehicle,

slapped me a couple of times, snatched the cards.

Why mess with the whole village?

The effort you've taken to fool me

if you would've put that into finding the Bullet instead…

my daughter would've been married.

But only someone who has a child will understand that.

Thank you.

Mr. Banwari Jha.

How do you know he doesn't have a child?

Someone who has a child of his own…

doesn't lie around all day like this.

He works hard to raise his children.

Inspector, there's no difference between my child and yours.

Take Gulshan for a few days.

Entertain him and return him after.

Dream job or the pride of the village

How can I choose, should I flip a coin To get out of this noose

Dream job or the pride of the village…

Okay.

I'll see to it.

Okay, bye.

This is great.

I've noticed…

that today you've been in the loo more than on your desk.

There's something in the air here.

I feel fresh.

The brain works better.

You don't have to produce a script.

News has to be printed for the evening edition.

"Theft in Dhadakpur."

That's it.

If you breathe too much in here, you'll contract diarrhea.

Pardon.

Very classy!

Make a reel of me dancing.

Dollar Bro is here!

Where's his son? The one whose birthday it is.

He's holding him.

He's our Dollar Bro.

That's an owl.

Don't say that.

Ever since he arrived, Parmanu Bro's business has been flourishing.

That's why they call him Dollar.

He celebrates his birthday with gusto every year.

He considers him his son.

If you call someone's son a stupid owl…

how will they react?

My father calls me stupid every day.

Bhugol!

I can't do this.

I'm not like you.

I'm macho.

You can't do it?

It'll be done. You start the show.

I'll do something. You go.

Go on, don't worry.

What's this macho nonsense?

If we don't go back with the Bullet, the whole village will call you a loser.

Hey!

I'll pull out your tongue and wear it as a belt!

Oh please!

Is this your love for Roshni?

In the film Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam,

the hero takes the heroine abroad to unite her with her lover.

You can't groove a little?

Can you handle Roshni's tears?

Tonight I'll dance for you, my love.

Kohl-eyes, luscious lips

Brimming with oomph

I'll upturn your world, poof!

Give me a chance, you goof

Come on!

I don't give out a shock Touch me, don't just gawk

I smell divine Why won't you get in line?

I don't give out a shock Touch me, don't just gawk

I smell divine Why won't you get in line?

Follow me close Why hide in the shadows?

I'll brighten you up!

Pose, click, snap Take my photograph

Pose, click, snap Take my photograph

My youth is ablaze Make most of these days

Don't be shy, darling Come close, no point staring

I'm the affliction And I'm its cure

A taste of my elixir Is what everyone's waiting for

My heart sings, cover the distance Come into my life, my existence

I'll brighten up your world!

Pose, click, snap Take my photograph

Pose, click, snap Take my photograph

What a performance!

That was brilliant!

Such a deadly performance!

Hey!

The program will continue until Dollar is awake.

He's a night owl. He'll be up all night. Does that mean we dance all night?

Hey!

No violence.

Not at all.

It's Dollar's birthday.

Yes, you both will dance all night.

DHADAKPUR EXPOSED

Did you read this?

How could we? The lights went out.

Madan, read aloud what you've printed.

My job was at stake.

Read it!

Dhadakpur has been exposed!

Not a crime-free but a crime-filled village.

How did he write that?

You've even got the by-line.

Have you no shame?

I do. That's why it's in such a small font.

One traitor is enough to ruin a nation.

And here we have two to ruin a village!

One lodged an FIR and the other published it in the newspaper.

Trophy, ticket, clean water, and respect, we lost it all!

It's not our fault.

It's theirs.

Punish them.

They will be punished.

How?

They will be boycotted.

Boy-cut? A haircut won't solve a thing.

I'm not talking about shaving their heads. We'll boycott them.

They will be banished.

With immediate effect, no one will talk to them,

attend their events, or invite them to any events.

It's a bit much…

Meeting finished.

By this time, the walls of our home are trembling with your snores.

- What happened today? - I'm not getting sleep.

That's good.

Let's romance.

I'm stressed.

You get stressed at the mention of romance.

Vaijyanti, tell me something.

If I were a father… what kind of father would I be?

Look, you're a horrible husband.

I know. Get back on topic.

You were posted in Darbhanga.

A man murdered his neighbor and was sentenced to be hanged.

Not neighbor. He was his wife's lover.

Exactly.

He begged to meet his child one last time.

It wasn't allowed

but you took the kid on your bike

and followed the police van…

so that he could see his daughter one last time.

You can walk away from a crime.

But you will always stop to help a crying child.

You may be a horrible husband…

but you would have been a fantastic father.

It's not even daylight.

Where are you going?

To make a father's dream come true.

2 DAYS TO ROSHNI'S WEDDING

What's the point of breaking the lock?

Ghuttan is not at home.

So what if he isn't home?

We can still find evidence.

Give me the stone.

Check here.

My training as a cop tells me,

you can't hide a Bullet under a pillow.

The key! The key can be hidden.

My duty was to file a report.

You're making me work overtime, sir.

Fine.

The house is open.

The owner is missing.

Leaving empty-handed would be stupid.

Sir, so what should we take?

- Take the bed. - Okay.

This cupboard looks solid. Take it.

- The clock. - Sure.

- What else? Take this chair. - Sure.

- And the fan. - Sure.

And drop this air-conditioner to my house.

Please leave the air-conditioner.

It's the last memory of Teepu's mother.

Mr. Ghuttan, greetings!

I knew you would appear if valuables were involved.

Please, come.

When I throw a kiss You sway your hips

Your eyes seem to eat my heart out

Amavas.

- Amavas! - What?

Please, apologize.

In Gadar, an Indian Sunny Deol succumbed

to the Pakistanis for his love.

You can't apologize to a fellow Indian?

You're a fraud lover!

Kohli's the batsman Bumrah's the bowler!

Let's all sing…

"Happy birthday Dollar!"

Happy birthday to you!

Happy birthday to you!

Happy birthday, dear Dollar

Happy birthday to you!

Kind sir…

I wanted to say…

I'm sorry.

Apologize to Dollar.

Dollar sir!

Sorry.

Very sorry.

Can we go?

Dollar hasn't forgiven you.

How does he forgive?

By nodding his head.

Why don't you give me the nod?

I can't count on a silly owl.

He called him a silly owl, again.

Bro, shoot him.

Put Dollar down. Put him down.

Try any stunts, and you'll lose your owl!

Fly away, Dollar! Fly!

Shall I open his cage?

Pintu, are these your guys?

If they run, I'll make a pulp out of you.

They won't go anywhere.

I have the keys to their bike.

You had the keys!

Now, I have them.

Bhugol, hurry up and get the bike.

I don't know how to ride.

Fine, hold this.

He'll bite me.

Have you ever heard of an owl biting anyone?

Have you ever heard of an owl's birthday party?

You!

You will ride the bike.

Sir, how did he know that you used to be a driver?

Stop talking or I'll open the cage.

No! Dollar is my son.

I'm coming. I'll drop you.

- Tell them to drop their weapons. - Drop it. Put the weapons down.

Put the weapon down.

No one will follow us.

THAT WASN'T NICE OF YOU MADAN

MADAN YOU'RE A TRAITOR

You're sitting here?

This is my seat.

Get off it.

ASI Mithilesh has booked Dhadakpur's chief accused,

Ghuttan, for theft of the Bullet.

Go, cover the story.

Pardon.

There you go…

Mr. Ghuttan…

Yes?

Even the passionate pressman is here to interview you.

At least now, tell the truth.

I've been telling you the truth.

I didn't steal the Bullet.

Mr. Ghuttan, tell us…

or you will be boycotted from the village along with them.

You will banish me?

I help everyone so much.

There isn't a person in the village whom I haven't lent money to.

If I recover that money, forget the bike I can even purchase a train.

I lent to Banwari as well.

How much has he returned?

Only four rupees.

That's why you stole my bike.

What nonsense!

I haven't stolen it.

Then why were you missing since the day of the theft?

Yes.

Sir, if the women turn the other way, I'll tell you.

Why only the women?

You're discriminating.

Then don't blame me for obscenity.

Fine, I'll turn away. Okay?

Hey! What indecency is this?

I had gone to get a minor surgery for a pus boil on my bum.

It's been troubling me for a month.

I would squirm all day because of the itch.

I couldn't even sit.

Mr. Banwari, didn't I stand in the van the other day?

Tell them.

Then why were you hiding at home?

It hasn't healed.

I was hiding out of embarrassment.

Inspector, I still have my doubts.

Press it and check.

- What? - Yes.

Press it and check.

There's no need.

It has happened to me as well.

I can feel his pain.

I have a picture of the boil. Would you like to see it?

No way, I'm convinced already.

Pull up your pants and tie them now.

Sir, can I go?

I sympathize with you, Mr. Ghuttan.

But I will have to keep you at the police station

until you are proven innocent, okay?

This is arm-twisting!

Papa hasn't done it.

Was it you then?

No.

But I have a video of the culprit.

Hey!

What are you doing?

This is not me.

Look at his torso.

I looked like this

when I got married to Teepu's mother.

Wait!

Teepu!

He's stealing it, Teepu.

Why didn't you show us the video before?

Bhugol stopped me.

After he becomes a star,

people might find the video of him getting beaten and make it go viral.

If you would've given Bhugol the bike,

this day wouldn't have come.

In spite of being a teacher,

don't you know that you shouldn't curb a child's dream?

- Now pay the price. - Don't talk to me.

- I've been boycotted-- - Stop it!

Fight at home.

Let me focus.

- You focus. - Enough!

I have a council meeting.

Your life is in my hands, asshole.

- How dare you slap me. - Here's another one.

Mr. Banwari Jha…

I promise you, your daughter will get married.

Inspector, can I make one more request?

When Bhugol returns…

lock him up and thrash him hard.

Is my Dollar okay?

He's good.

- Where's Dollar? - What happened?

Nothing. Drop us ahead.

We'll manage from there.

Please, stop here.

Why have you covered it?

Your son was sleepy.

The sun was disturbing him.

That's why we…

- covered it. - Covered it.

You're not such a bad fellow.

Give it.

Give it!

On one condition.

Swear on Dollar that you won't touch us.

I won't.

Swear.

I swear on Dollar.

Give it.

Take it.

- Bye! - Bye!

Bye!

My son!

Dollar!

You must have heard…

there has been a theft in Dhadakpur.

Stop it! What is the need to applaud?

Brother Goggle started it.

I was powdering the tobacco.

Please, continue.

The trophy has been canceled.

But I request you not to cancel the clean water well.

Don't cancel it?

So that can get stolen as well?

Don't talk nonsense.

Be sensitive to their needs.

Muddy water is a real problem for Dhadakpur.

- They need the well more than the trophy. - Yes.

Sir, you are biased towards female candidates.

If that's the case, we'll get our wives to sit here.

- Why do you need us? - That's a great idea!

Who will I get?

I'm a widower.

Dress as a woman then.

Right on!

- I disagree with her request. - Me, too.

- Me, too. - Me, too.

I will give a sieve from my funds…

to each family in Dhadakpur.

Sieve the sand out and drink the water.

- You-- - Chief.

Leave it be.

Listen…

Empty vessels make the most noise.

Hello, Nirmal Yadav?

A senior doctor from Delhi is coming tomorrow.

She's very experienced.

She'll make you glow like a light bulb.

All heroines get their work done by her.

Shall I book your appointment?

Write.

Speech?

Resignation letter.

I'm stepping down from the post of chief.

What about the future of the village?

When I can't save the present, what future are you talking about?

I got ahead of myself.

I'm stupid.

It's good that your father drowned in the flood.

Seeing my incapability, he would've had to jump into a gutter.

Papa is your inspiration, right?

Yes.

If Papa was in your place,

he'd never resign.

What's the point of this packing?

Since he was a kid, I have been thrashing Bhugol.

But two slaps from the thief and he passed out.

Video call!

It's a video call.

It's the in-laws.

I think they found out.

No promotion now.

You speak to them.

- Me? How? - With your mouth.

Tell them what your despicable son has done.

Mr. Banwari, why are you wearing a sari?

It's me, Malti. Greetings.

Mrs. Banwari, what arrangements have you made?

Don't blame me--

He's asking about preparations, not accusing you.

- Give me the phone. - Hey, but I--

Hey, you changed your clothes so quickly?

It's me, Roshni.

Greetings, Father-in-law.

Why are you playing pass-the-phone?

Keep it in one place. I want to show you something.

What is it?

Are they getting Kuber married to someone else?

Don't talk nonsense.

How did that happen?

If you're happy, we're happy.

I'll make you happier.

Your file has moved to the senior officer.

I'll get him to sign as soon as the wedding is over.

See you at the wedding.

See you, Principal sir.

He called me Principal sir.

Lucky girl!

Brother Sureela, blow the trumpet!

He's so happy.

The idiot would've fallen.

This clown is Roshni's groom?

He's covered in turmeric.

Otherwise, my brother-in-law is very good-looking.

Leave some fuel.

We have to return to the village.

What?

I said, spare some fuel. We have to ride back.

Who is he?

He's… Roshni's brother.

Distant relative.

Distant relatives shouldn't talk so much. Got it?

Kuber… is the Bullet okay?

Okay? It's perfect!

Papa, can't we just keep it here?

What's the guarantee you'll show up to the wedding then?

Wow!

I won't show up.

And I'll keep the Bullet as well.

What will you do?

Isn't he talking too much?

Actually…

His girlfriend is marrying someone else… So he's mentally disturbed.

I apologize on his behalf. Please!

I would've set you right if you weren't Rashmi's brother.

Roshni!

Her name is Roshni.

Damn you! She's my wife.

I can call her Rashmi or Roshni or Rasheed, what do you care?

Hey, enough now, Kuber.

He's from the girl's side, he'll fleece us during the wedding rituals.

Papa, something's wrong.

What do you mean?

Bullet makes a sound, but isn't this a bit much?

So? So what?

The Bullet is also thrilled with the wedding.

Fine then, I'll take a ride to check…

Is it your wedding?

You can't even ride a bicycle decently. And you want to ride a Bullet?

- You go. - Okay.

Papa, but--

Durlabh, you're very stubborn.

You guys go ahead.

Just a minute.

Papa, I want to keep the bike overnight.

Will you sleep or ride the Bullet at night?

I'll sleep. But, on the Bullet.

I've been riding my friends' bikes for 27 years.

For the first time, I've got my own.

I want to feel this moment. Deeply.

Alright. Feel it.

Durlabh, get two mattresses from the local guesthouse.

Go.

Give it a push, Bhugol.

Sure, Brother-in-law.

Why do you get idiots along?

- Teepu! He's stealing it, Teepu. - I'm coming.

Teepu! He's stealing it, Teepu.

Sir, scrolling won't help.

Got him!

Look carefully.

The trees are moving. Look.

Inspector, as per my knowledge,

if there's breeze, trees will move.

Just from one side?

Look.

Wow!

You should've enrolled in the Reserve Bank of India.

You mean, the Central Bureau of Investigation.

Yes, that's what I meant.

Where are you going?

I'll print the headline tomorrow, "Tundpur Cop Smarter than Scotland Yard."

Keep it up.

Why does my beloved flee my arms?

Why does my beloved flee my arms?

My beloved is fleeing!

My beloved saw someone else Now he's fleeing!

Why does my beloved flee my arms?

Why does my beloved flee my arms?

Roshni, join us.

You've practiced so much.

Dance freely.

Here you go. Found it.

ROSHNI JHA

Roshni!

What-- Move back.

Roshni!

You are searching at the victim's house.

Is the law really blind?

What's the problem, Inspector?

Do you have another cupboard?

What are you looking for?

Did you have a dress made with this fabric?

Yes, I did.

Mr. Banwari Jha.

Your son and daughter both are involved in the theft.

- No! - Look.

This was found at the crime scene.

Ask her what she was doing there.

I was sleeping on the terrace.

Really?

So your top walked to the crime scene,

got stuck in the barbed wire,

and then magically disappeared from your cupboard?

Tell me honestly, did you stitch a shirt with this fabric?

Yes. But not for me.

I gifted it to Nirmal for her birthday.

1 DAY TO ROSHNI'S WEDDING

Inspector…

I can't find it.

Where's Nirmal?

She has gone to work.

On a Sunday?

It's been a while. When will the doctor come?

She'll be here soon. Lie down.

I'll apply this cream.

It'll numb your skin.

MOM

Hello?

My brother-in-law is really appreciating our gift.

He gave us some yogurt and puffed rice for dinner.

Then he gave us a rat-eaten mattress to sleep on.

That too on the terrace.

He hasn't even offered us a cup of tea.

The Bullet gets respect, not you.

Why would he respect me?

He isn't getting married to me. He's marrying Roshni. He'll respect her.

Roshni won't be happy with him, Bhugol.

What are you smoking so early in the morning?

It's like he just had his first night with the Bullet instead of his bride.

Isn't your brother-in-law a bit too modern?

Fine, you go gargle, and let's leave.

My Bullet?

My Bullet!

I love you!

Parsaadi, you haven't sent the tent, chairs, or mattresses until now.

I can't.

You've been boycotted.

Why are you betraying me at the last minute?

Didn't you betray the entire village?

Fine, return my advance.

I'm not allowed to give or take anything from you.

Don't you know?

I can't give it back to you.

- You can't give me anything? - No, I can't.

Fine.

What are you doing?

I'll take this.

What are you doing?

I'll take the tent.

I'll take the tent-- You can't touch me.

Don't touch me, I've been boycotted.

I've tied them securely.

This is cheating.

It's wrong.

Mr. Banwari, there's a way…

I can lend you the tent but in someone else's name.

Parsaadi, why will anyone implicate themselves like that?

Who will help me like that?

I will.

Ghuttan?

You're a good friend.

Sorry, I got late!

I was caught up at the other clinic treating a boy.

He became fair and then the father said,

he doesn't look like his son anymore.

Do the treatment for me as well.

Hence, the delay.

It's okay, madam.

File.

Nirmal Yadav.

Do you want to become an actress?

No, I'm a personality development teacher.

Then why this treatment? Just like that?

I'm not able to find a groom.

That's why.

You're only 23.

I myself got married at 31.

You're married?

Yes.

And even if I weren't, it wouldn't be my loss.

It would've been my husband's.

Someone else can love you only if you love yourself.

Wow! Such a great thought.

Here's another one…

This world demands me to change

But it takes will of steel To simply not engage

Wow! What a lovely thought.

Ready?

Nirmal, you are so encouraging.

That's why people admire you.

And they will continue doing so.

Whether you change the way you look or don't.

If a groom rejects you for your color,

he is shallow.

You are the most beautiful,

educated, and respected girl in the village.

Someone else can love you only if you love yourself.

What do you want to be when you grow up?

I want to be like you.

If I had to choose

between my color and your brains,

I'd choose the latter.

- Let me go in. - You can't go in.

She's Nirmal's mother. Please, let her go.

It's not allowed.

It's not heart surgery that you can't let me in.

Move!

I don't want to do this, Maa.

I'm fine the way I am.

Can we get the advance back?

I've been eating just one meal a day for a month.

I thought I'd have a food frenzy at Roshni's wedding.

And the caterers boycotted him.

When will the food be ready?

It'll be ready by the time the wedding party arrives.

Has Bhugol reached?

Mr. Keshavprasad said both the idiots left this morning.

They must be reaching. You continue.

What are you adding?

- Powdered sugar. - That's salt!

Please, be careful!

Don't hang yourself, hang the flowers instead.

Why the long face?

Hurry and dress up.

You're getting married.

Don't sulk.

Stop playing. Start decorating.

- I've made a new tune-- - Spare me!

Why did I get the toughest job?

Because you are young.

Thank you, Brother Ghuttan.

I'll return your money soon.

How soon?

For Bhugol's dowry,

instead of a bike, I'll take cash.

And I will give that to you.

Malti's calling me.

What are you staring at? Do your job.

Move.

What are you doing?

Try now.

It's closed.

- Is anything left behind? - Just you.

Will you come to visit?

That may be tough.

You know the tradition, we can't even have water in the daughter's marital home.

Then carry your own water.

If you lived closer, I could've still come.

It will cost me half my salary to travel to the city.

You're going too far, Roshni.

I wanted to stay close to you, Papa.

But the village life doesn't suit me.

Once, I felt like going to the cinema at night.

Everyone said, "What will people say?"

I wanted to wear a dress.

"What will people say?"

She isn't married yet. "What will people say?"

No children yet? "What will people say?"

In the city, people don't say anything, Papa.

If you're happy, I'm happy.

What was that?

It was our family photo.

We'll waste 25 minutes more, waiting for the gates to open.

Let's go from underneath.

What if it gets dented?

You've become smart. Just like me.

Get me a cigarette.

What?

You didn't say please.

Get me a cigarette, please.

Okay.

Bro, one cig… which brand?

Amavas, thief! Stop!

I should've realized earlier that a thief can never mend his ways.

Six months from now, I can imagine Roshni

sitting in a locked room and sobbing.

Thanks to your idiotic brother-in-law. I won't take the bike back.

Don't steal my stardom from me, please.

Are you her brother or a butcher?

You'll sacrifice your sister to go to the city?

Move!

My father thinks of me as a good-for-nothing idiot.

That I can't achieve anything.

Once in my life, I want him to hug me and say,

Bhugol Banwari Jha, I'm proud of you.

But, I need to deliver the bike to hear that.

You want to be praised, right?

I'll praise you. Get away!

Are you my father?

Bloody scamster!

What did you say?

Thief, thug, scamster!

I'm going to whack you so hard,

you will lose your senses.

I'll refigure your face before making you a hero.

Break them up.

Why? I'm enjoying it.

Twenty bucks on the brother.

Thirty bucks on the lover.

Twist his arm.

You couldn't marry Roshni. Isn't that why you're doing all this?

I won't let this marriage happen.

Where are you running?

Bhugol, the train is coming.

The train's coming.

Let go of me.

Move! You'll get us killed.

MACHO

Mom, can I sleep in your room tonight?

Nirmal…

do you have anything to do with the bike theft?

I'm here for you. Just tell me.

Has she left?

A while ago.

I was waiting for her to return.

Where will we make the video?

In your field.

Push.

I overheard Teepu and Bhugol that night.

Start it.

My father emptied the fuel tank.

- Shit. - If it were full, you would've driven it?

Fine.

Push.

Suddenly, someone caught my neck.

Have you seen a guy taking two Bullets?

I meant…

Have you seen two guys taking a Bullet?

Tell me.

They went to the field.

- Where? - To the field.

Why do you want the Bullet?

I won't tell anyone.

I want to steal it.

There's no fuel in the bike. How will you steal it?

I'll give my life only to my love!

Your life is in my hands, asshole.

- How dare you slap me? - Here's another one.

- Get off! - I am…

This is Dhadakpur, no one steals here.

You've come to the wrong place. Please, listen…

Teepu!

Teepu, he's stealing!

It's been stolen, Teepu!

My hands are tied!

And I came back home.

Then you came back home.

That's it?

I was enjoying the story.

Abetting a criminal is also a crime.

You know that, right?

Roshni gave you such a lovely present on your birthday.

And yet you betrayed her and risked her family's honor?

Why?

Maybe I was just jealous of her.

Since childhood, I've always done the right thing.

I was a good student, a great friend.

I motivated people.

But, life has always wronged me.

So I thought I'd try something wrong.

I didn't realize it would create such a mess.

Here, child.

Can you tell us anything more about the thief?

He was blinking his eyes rapidly.

Rapidly--

It's not me.

An insect went into my eye.

A blinking burglar…

ROSHNI'S WEDDING DAY

Sixty-five, sixty-six, sixty-seven…

sixty-eight, sixty-nine…

seventy!

I got the car, Papa!

Did you go to get the car or make it?

Kuber, hurry up!

Papa, you could've hired a bigger car.

Look, son, I've done what I could.

You can make further demands from your in-laws.

It's getting late.

Hurry and sit.

Durlabh, sit at the back.

KUBER WEDS ROSHNI

Hello.

Hey!

I mean, in the bus.

Who will show them the way?

The bus is packed.

Go sit beside the driver.

Papa, that's the worst seat.

Durlabh, you're so stubborn.

Sit there.

We're getting late.

Let's go, driver.

Durlabh, take a swig.

No thanks, Mantu uncle. I don't drink.

You have to start someday.

What better day than today?

Have some.

The morning before a wedding is very different.

Is your heart beating rapidly?

Has Bhugol reached?

Bro, drop me to Dhadakpur.

Drop me to Dhadakpur. Charge me double.

Who will look after my shop? My uncle?

ROSHNI WEDS KUBER

- It looks like a palace. - Thank you.

- Did you decorate it all by yourself? - I said it on behalf of everybody.

Papa!

The gas cylinder is empty.

What's that noise?

- How's it moving with no wind? - What--

Oh, no!

What happened?

Move back, come on!

Stop!

Hey, bro!

Have you ridden a bicycle?

Then what's the problem?

People learn how to go to the moon on the internet.

What's the big deal with learning how to ride a bike?

Welcome to my channel, friends.

Friends, in the next five minutes, your bike will be zooming.

Long live Banwari's boy.

You're a superstar!

Come here.

Have you seen these two fellas?

Have you forgotten your glasses?

These are girls.

Stupid fool!

Come on.

Bhugol, 15 minutes more.

6 HOURS TO ROSHNI'S WEDDING

What the…

Just go on!

How could you let my Dollar fly off?

I didn't. Amavas did.

Is it? Where is he?

He flew off himself!

Really?

But you can't escape.

- Cut off his wings. - Wings?

Hands.

Moron, you don't have to cut off his fingers.

I forgot to carry the sword in a rush.

It'll take longer…

But it'll do the job.

Hey, that's cheating!

That's cheating, brother!

You promised you wouldn't touch me!

You swore on Dollar!

You swore, brother.

- You swore on Dollar! - Stop.

- Stop. - Stop.

- Bro… - Yes?

Fine then. I won't hurt you.

Thank you.

But you stole my most precious thing from me.

I'll do the same.

I've already given my phone to Pintu.

No, no. Hold on!

Pintu Bro!

Listen to me.

Please, Pintu Bro!

Let go of the bike! It's my bike!

I won't let you do this!

You've been let off easy.

I can make you another bike.

But I can't give you another pair of hands.

Amavas? Where have you been?

I've been to all the police stations thinking you've been arrested.

Silly boy.

Everyone from a bike thief to a truck thief is lined up here.

He won't even be able to sit on a bike.

How can he steal it?

He looked taller when I nabbed him.

I was on a ladder.

Step forward.

What is your name?

Sepoy Yadav.

What were you doing on the night of 17th April?

Stealing.

- So where's the bike? - Bike?

Sir, I stole a hand of the hand pump… from Tolapur.

He's lying.

- A flogging-- - No.

Deendayal, his eyes are not fluttering.

Who stole the bike from Dhadakpur?

Whoever owns up now,

will be allowed two thefts with no consequence.

We all consider Mr. Kadak Singh as our guru.

We would never steal in his village.

He's right.

Brothers, tea break.

Drink your tea.

Listen--

Deendayal, flutter your lashes.

Sir, you're still suspecting me--

No, no, just do it.

Blow on the tea.

Don't take off the specs.

Now blow on the tea.

And flutter the lashes.

Blow on the teacup.

And now flutter.

Blow.

Now flutter.

Flutter!

I'm doing it but you can't see.

I saw what I had to, Deendayal.

I saw it.

You're wearing a sari after so long.

Going somewhere?

To Roshni's wedding.

I've boycotted them.

If my own daughter attends the wedding,

won't people question my judgment?

Then cancel the boycott.

How can I?

We all helped them get another bike.

Yet, they dented the village's honor.

I am to be blamed more than them.

Even I should be boycotted.

In fact, I should be ostracized from the village like Amavas.

This would be one-sided justice.

In my childhood, my civic textbook had a question.

Name five differences between a city and a village.

I could think of only four.

I came to you for the fifth one.

Do you remember what you said?

In the city, your pain is yours alone…

and so is your happiness.

In the village, your pain is felt by all…

and happiness is celebrated together.

- Where is Bhugol? - He must be on his way.

Be careful.

It falls as soon as I leave it.

You'll have to hold it all night.

Who will give away my daughter? You?

Why are you getting so mad?

Speak to Mr. Keshavprasad.

Let's get them married in the Tundpur court.

The court isn't run by my in-laws.

Who will give us a booking in the court at this last minute?

Mr. Banwari, I'll help you.

It's ringing.

Hello, Jhulan?

This is Sureela.

Can you do me a favor? Call the Tundpur court…

and figure out a wedding booking immediately.

They won't refuse you.

Don't you work at the Collector's office?

What?

You're in the Contractor's office… and not the Collector's office!

You've been messing with me…

He'd been lying to me.

Mr. Satish, tie it tightly.

Malti…

I feel like crying.

Don't cry in front of everyone.

Come inside.

Mr Banwari, I'll hold it. Go inside.

- Come. - Everything's messed up.

I'll also start crying…

I had such dreams…

for my daughter.

It's all shattered now.

Listen up, Banwari!

Your boycott is over and so is mine.

Let's start the wedding celebrations as everything's fine!

Let's start the wedding celebrations as everything's fine!

Pushpalata…

Now, just dress up for the wedding.

Leave the rest to me.

You've saved us!

Careful, the cylinder is heavy.

Teepu! Stop being distracted and hold this!

Panditji!

- Panditji! - Yes. Just a minute.

Pull this a little tighter!

Check if all the wedding materials are here.

I'm on it.

- Madan, hurry. Get the material unloaded. - Yes.

- The wedding's today! - Yes, yes.

There should be flowers in every corner of the house.

Please, put the sweets in the kitchen.

I've organized the gas cylinder. Please check the connection.

Roshni…

Nirmal, I considered you my best friend.

I'm sorry.

Roshni, we can't get through to Bhugol.

You try. And get dressed. What are you doing?

Everyone takes a bike as dowry.

Your brother did as well.

Then why is this boy so bad?

No brains nor brawn.

He was looking like a clown dipped in turmeric.

You can lie to me

but don't ever lie to yourself.

I'm telling you the truth. I did it for her, not me.

Then go and tell her the truth.

I've already embarrassed her before. I can't do it again.

Listen…

When you make a mistake and get caught, you are called a fraud.

But make a mistake and accept it,

and you'll be called a hero!

It's the cops.

One, two, three, four…

FIR for Dhadakpur.

I was confident…

you're a thief cloaked in a cop's uniform.

For you!

Let me have a taste.

Sent shivers down my spine.

Where's it from?

Forget the bottle.

Where did you get these sunglasses from?

The BDO had come once.

He forgot his sunglasses behind.

I didn't remind him.

Let me try them.

It won't suit your face.

He's right, sir.

It won't look good on you.

It's scratched.

Scratched?

Where?

The left lens is scratched.

It isn't.

You can't see it.

You've had too many drinks, Inspector. The glasses are fine.

They're scratched.

No, it's not--

Didn't I tell you they were scratched? Why didn't you agree?

How dare you slap me?

Like you slapped Bhugol.

- Where's the Bullet? - Which Bullet?

The one you stole from Ghuttan's field, eight days ago.

- What proof do you have? - I don't have proof.

I have a witness.

An eyewitness!

Why the stress?

You're a friend. I won't say anything. Run!

Run!

- Sir… - You're smart, Inspector.

But a fugitive could get shot.

It's called an encounter.

- Used the gun as a curtain holder again? - I've put bricks instead.

It's game over for Goggle Bro!

If I'll give you the name of the mastermind

will you make me a government witness?

What?

Name of the mastermind.

- Mastermind? - Mastermind?

What kind of dance is this, Durlabh?

Everyone's happy but no one's dancing like you.

Get lost!

- There was no need for presents. - Of course, it was needed.

- Keep it there. - Sure.

Kids!

Eat well.

Greetings.

Greetings!

ROSHNI WEDS KUBER

It's empty here. It's available there.

- Where are the sweets? - There.

The sweets are for the groom's friends.

I thought you would be busy. You wouldn't make it today.

I was.

Had to attend Kulbhushan's death ceremony in Tolapur.

I've kept him on hold.

A dead man can wait.

I had to come for you.

Party members can say anything but I'll always stand by you.

- Thank you. - There's no need for that.

Okay.

Yes?

Okay.

Is everything okay?

Yes, of course.

I'll be right back.

But…

Ms. Pushpalata, where are you going? The wedding party is here.

I'll be right back.

Are you going to boycott us again?

Oh shit, the wedding party's here.

Call Bhugol. He'll help his brother-in-law off the carriage.

Bhugol is… He's decorating the bike.

Teepu, help your brother-in-law off the carriage.

Why? He's my brother.

I'll help him down.

He's my brother.

- Put your leg on my shoulder. - What are you doing?

What are you doing, Brother? I'll fall.

Brother!

You called me brother! That's a first.

I'll get you down.

It's not your job. The brother-in-law is supposed to do this.

Bhugol's here.

Bhugol…

Hurry up!

Help your brother-in-law down.

Wait, excuse me…

Where's the Bullet?

Bhugol…

Where's the Bullet?

What's this?

Stop the music!

I prefer you cry today, than cry for the rest of your life.

That's why I didn't get the bike.

Roshni…

You can get a much better match than that nincompoop.

Just say the word…

I'll find someone for you.

Do you still love me, Amavas?

That's not why…

It was just a crush, we were kids.

And it is a forever kind of love now.

The network hadn't dropped that day.

I'll check on the wedding party.

No one will help me down.

I won't get married.

No!

Not a problem. I'll marry Roshni.

I only want Roshni. Not a bike.

I'll marry her.

I'll marry her.

I'll marry her.

Papa, help me get on the carriage.

Durlabh, what rubbish are you saying?

Shut up!

I'm very stubborn.

Get Roshni, Father-in-law.

Be happy.

Mother-in-law.

I'll marry her.

- Roshni! - Hey!

Roshni!

It doesn't work like that…

I'll marry her. I'm a good person.

Kuber, we've spent a lot of money.

Get married.

You've spent money. You get married then.

- Hey! - I won't.

- Brother-in-law. - No, never!

Mr. Banwari, we've both spent a lot on the wedding.

Canceling the wedding will mean a big loss to us both.

Let's come to an understanding and let Durlabh marry Roshni.

What are you saying?

Are we selling skirts?

If one customer leaves, we'll sell to another.

Fine.

Wedding party, about turn!

- Let's go. Come on. - Mr. Keshavprasad!

- Mr. Keshavprasad! - No one leaves!

Roshni will marry the boy she was meant to.

And about the bike…

consider it a gift from my side.

Wow! That's amazing, chief!

- Sir! - No, no!

It's here.

It's here.

Roshni's dowry is here. The Bullet is here!

You barely announced and the bike's here already!

It's here!

Had you asked me nicely,

I would've withdrawn my candidacy happily.

Why devise such a complex ploy?

8 DAYS AGO

Sir…

Cheers.

The trophy was fine.

Now, she's running for elections as well.

You can go back to work on your sugarcane field.

If the disciple does better than the master, it hurts, Kamlesh.

Chief…

There's no politician as cunning as you.

Find a way…

where the trophy and ticket both are canceled.

I'll need your help.

- Who are you? - Move back!

- We're here to search the house. - Look there.

- Check there. Come on - No one's home.

- That's fine. - Check all the rooms!

I'll call the chief.

- Hey! - Check the roof as well.

Keep his phone.

What will you find here?

- I'll go upstairs. - Yes, go upstairs.

Look there.

- Shall I take the connection from there? - No, the well has dried up.

There was enough water last week.

I drank it up. Do as you're told.

Chief, Kamlesh is waiting for you at the police station.

Chief…

you can steal my ticket… but not my ambition.

Mr. Jha…

carry on.

Inspector, you turned out like the famous Anand Bakshi.

You mean, the famous sleuth, Byomkesh Bakshi.

Start the music!

Mr. Banwari, if the bike had been stolen,

which Bullet did Bhugol show me?

That…

Roshni's here. Come, child.

I love Roshni a lot.

So do I.

Of course. You're her brother.

I'm sad that you will become a hero

and you'll leave me.

Why are you upset?

I may become the biggest hero…

but in my dad's eyes, I'll always remain a dud.

She's shy.

Roshni, put the garland on.

Why are you standing there?

Put it on.

Come on.

It's getting late.

Even the flowers are withering. Put it on.

I can't do it, Papa.

I can't spend my whole life with this nincompoop.

But, dear…

Roshni, are you out of your mind?

If I were, I'd have thrown you instead of the garland.

You're the most selfish person.

Bike, bike, bike!

You've created chaos in my family's life.

Every person in the village is hustling for the bike

so that Roshni can get married.

I don't want to get married!

Get married to the bike, you greedy man.

And produce a couple of baby bikes.

Roshni, talk respectfully…

You're educated.

You have a good job, you stay in the city.

You'll get a bike somehow.

But I won't get my life back.

So goodbye, boss.

Hello, excuse me!

I earn 90,000 a month.

Four zeros after the nine. Got it?

I'll take you to restaurants and malls for shopping.

We'll watch movies. And go on dates.

If I asked for a bike in exchange, you call me greedy?

Wow!

And you're calling me selfish?

What are you then?

What are you, boss?

Nobody!

Why did you want to be Mrs. Kuber Prasad?

To use me to move to the city, right?

You want to move forward.

But you can't do it on your own, so you used me.

You're using me, madam. I'm not.

Not an ounce of talent and you take advantage of your beauty.

If not me, someone else will do.

But the truth is you're absolutely worthless.

Hey!

Is anyone going to shut Kuber up or do I have the honor?

- Hey, mister-- - Shut up!

Enough, Kuber.

Papa…

I challenge you.

In one year, I'll go to the city on my own merit.

I'll shop in a mall with my own money

and watch a movie in a cinema.

I'll be self-sufficient.

And if I can't, I'll remain a spinster.

I declare this on video.

If the Bullet wasn't stolen,

I would never realize how wrong I was.

You didn't just show the way to the thief, you've done it for me as well.

We didn't get the trophy for being crime-free.

But according to the saying…

"Whatever happens, happens for the best."

In reality, we were never crime-free.

Since 24 years,

we've been fostering the crime of dowry.

But now, there will be no more taking or giving of dowry.

We will all take an oath to that effect right here.

Let's at least continue taking dowry.

I've invested a lot in my son.

I won't take the oath.

- Neither will I. - Nor will I.

- Neither will I. - Nor will I.

I haven't fired this bullet in support of Pushpalata

but in respect for her.

Which she has rightfully earned.

Repeat after me…

We, the people of Dhadakpur…

We, the people of Dhadakpur…

pledge…

pledge…

from today, from this very moment…

from today, from this very moment…

- that we will never give… - that we will never give…

- or take dowry. - or take dowry.

But who will keep the Bullet?

Everyone has contributed to buy it.

- Absolutely. - He's right.

He's right.

You had until 5:00 p.m. It's 5.15 p.m. now.

Drop it to Ghanshyam at 5:00 p.m. tomorrow.

I'll also drop it at 5:15 p.m.

You're a good man, Teepu.

Good or very good.

Where did you get the money for the treatment?

Madho, this is a new tractor. Why isn't it working?

Someone's taken out all the tires!

Taken out the tires.

Teepu!

"And services as they are globally competitive."

Good evening.

I told you not to disturb me when I'm studying. Go away.

How many hours will you have to study?

Nirmal said, at least eight hours.

You're smart.

You'll manage in six hours.

Give me the remaining two.

Fine… just one.

- Half… - Go!

Roshni, dinner's ready.

I'm going. You leave.

Amavas…

you're suffering from kleptomania.

You're not a thief.

You have a condition.

I'm not a thief.

I have a condition.

Potatoes, again?

We bought two quintals of potatoes for the wedding.

Finish it!

Bhugol!

Bhugol, you've gone viral.

He was fine. How did he contract a viral?

Someone released your gender-bender video.

My heart sings, cover the distance Come into my life, my existence

I'll brighten up your world!

I've gone viral!

- Papa, I've gone viral! - Really?

- Let's see. - Mummy, I--

I've gone viral!

I've gone viral!

I've gone viral!

I've gone viral!

OH, CONCRETE ROAD, YOU'VE FINALLY REACHED THE VILLAGE,

WHEN EVERYONE HAS MIGRATED TO THE CITY.

THE ROAD SMILED AND SAID, HOW NAIVE YOU ARE, MY FRIEND,

THE STONES, WOOD, AND CHALK ARE STILL LEFT