Original subtitles

Teddy.

Oh, oh wait.

Hold it.

Yeah.

There's fine.

Right.

Right.

Oh, go on.

Let me see.

Ha.

Ah.

Hmm.

Oh, go on then.

Oh, oh, dear.

Hm.

Oh, three,

two,

one.

Right.

Oh, hello!

- Oh! - Let me take that.

Hi.

Look, it's Andre.

Huh. Yeah, it's all right. Hmm.

IRMA: Oh.

Now then, let me see.

Come on, come on.

IRMA: Arrggh.

There you go, Lottie,

you sit there.

Oh.

Oh, I see.

Oi!

Ah!

♪ Zazu-zazu-za... ♪

Hey.

Give it here! What you doing?

- Give it. Give-- - Oi!

- Here, see. - Ohh.

Hm.

What's--what are you...

Much better.

- Yeah. - Don't.

- Yeah. Yeah. - Don't. Don't.

- Yeah. Yeah. - Nope. Nope.

- Yeah. Oi! - No, no, no!

Ooh. Ooh.

Ohhh...

Ahem.

Good afternoon,

I'm looking for a...

May I direct you

towards our...

economy section.

Nah.

Oh.

CLERK: Yes.

Look at that! Ahh!

That of course

is our super-duper model,

and this is the super-duper

remote control.

Oh.

This is...

MAN: And the super-duper-duper

satellite reception.

Look out!

Where did it go?

It's super-duper

surround sound.

Silly old me.

I'll take it.

Hmm, really?

Oh.

Thank you, goodbye.

Ohhh.

Just a minute.

Okay.

Hey, shoo. Go! Go on!

Jump off. Oi!

Hey, come back here!

Come here. Come here.

Ow! Yi-yi-yi!

You--

Oh, my goodness.

Oh.

Boring.

- Thank you. Thank you.

Oh, lots of lovely money,

thank you boys, and girls,

oh, lovely, very nice indeed.

Well, now,

there's an idea.

Ta-da!

And...voila.

Good.

That's good.

All right,

let's see, let's see here.

Whoosh!

Aahhh!!!

- Wow.

Helloooo! Ha ha ha ha!

Right, what else?

What am I supposed

to do with this?

Here we go. Hmm.

This will do nicely.

I am a sock monster.

What?

Not looking good.

Now, let me see.

- No! No!

Eh?

Ohh.

( Mr. Bean

imitating weapon fire )

Arch! I am a sock monster!

I will sock it to you!

Ta-da!

Ahh! Not Teddy Man!

Oh!

Ahh! Ahh!

Thank you.

Oh, you're so kind.

MR. BEAN: Seven,

eight, nine, ten.

Not quite sir. Ha ha!

Eleven,

twelve,

thirteen.

Come on, come on, come on.

Oh.

This is the life.

Oh, let me see. Let me see...

Huh. No, thank you.

Ha! What's the latest?

Ah! Here we are.

- Right. - Evening. Evening.

- Some people! - Have you--

Look behind you.

Look, look, look, look.

Where are you going?

Oh, Andre!

No, I can't stand it!

I'm sorry,

I can't help myself.

- Right.

No.

No. No.

Ooh.

Oh, wait here.

Ha! There we go.

Hello.

Andre!

Come on, Teddy.

IRMA: Oh, what's that?

Oh,

just leave it now.

What?

MR. BEAN: Ohh.