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(Norse horn blowing)
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♫ He is Vic the Viking
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♫ Sailing the seas it's Vic the Viking
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♫ Full of ideas it's Vic the Viking
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♫ Say won't you take us with you please
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♫ He is Vic the Viking
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♫ Vic the Viking
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♫ When you invent it's Vic the Viking
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♫ Vic the Viking
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♫ Rattle the dent is Vic the Viking
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♫ Vic the Viking
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♫ Bring every enemy to his knees
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♫ Vic the Viking
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(whistling music)
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- Welcome to the Boulder
Fishing Festival, everybody!
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Don't miss the play about the gods!
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Only one salmon per seat!
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Tickets, please.
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Mm, thank you.
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Ooh, front row!
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Tickets?
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First row on the right.
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- This play is gonna be so great!
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- I love plays about the gods!
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- Hey, I'm going in first!
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- The pressure, it's too much!
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- I can't, I can't!
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- The stage, it's so square!
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- Wait, wait!
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Oh no, I just lost three of
our actors to stagefright.
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Oh.
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Since you followed all of our rehearsals,
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would you three like to be in the play?
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- Sure!
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- We'd love to!
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- We know all the lines!
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- Great!
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Vicki, you'll be playing Thor,
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the god of thunder and lightning.
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Invy, you'll be playing
Boulder, the god of joy.
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And Gilbi will play
Loki, the trickster god
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who has the power to shapeshift.
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- Yeah!
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- Um.
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- Oh!
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- Your robe, who am I playing?
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- The ticket collector.
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Let's go, children.
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(squealing delightedly)
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- Frigg, my wife, queen of all the dogs!
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Gods!
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I'm never gonna remember all these lines!
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- Don't worry, Helvar,
you'll make a great Odin.
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(gasping)
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- Time for the show to begin!
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(wood banging steadily)
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(dramatic woodwind music)
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- Son of a god, where's my godly crew?
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I can't wait all century to set sail,
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and leave Asgard, the land of
the gods, for new adventures.
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Oh, there you are.
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(children giggling)
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- Hey, Odin, can I come too?
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- I'm sorry, Loki,
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but I need you to stay
here to protect Asgard.
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Maybe next--
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- Boulder!
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Where's Boulder?
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- She's here with us, Frigg.
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- I had an awful dream
that Boulder would be hurt.
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- Frigg dearest, you had the
same dream last time, remember?
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And you made everyone and everything
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in the world swear never to hurt her.
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- You're right.
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There's nothing that could harm her.
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Well, except a little
mistletoe, of course.
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He never promised.
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But what harm could one little weed do?
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(laughing)
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- It looks like there's a way to make room
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for myself on the expedition after all.
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(dove cooing)
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(dove wings flapping)
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(gasping excitedly)
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- What a lovely gift!
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Ah!
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(Loki laughing sinisterly)
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(gasping)
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- Boulder, Boulder, wake up!
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- Hmm.
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This is mistletoe!
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It's just been disguised with paint!
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- No!
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The only thing that
could possibly hurt her!
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- Fear not, my dearest beloved.
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We will go to the Goddess
Hell in the Underworld.
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She's the only one who knows how
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to reverse this sort of evildoing.
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Set sail for the Underworld immediately!
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- Ahem.
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Let me accompany you, great Odin.
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I wanna help Boulder too!
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- Of course.
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We are going to need
all the help we can get.
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(laughing satisfactorily)
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(percussive adventuresome choral music)
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- Ha ha!
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(alarm dinging)
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(thudding)
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- Garma the Grumpy, we request
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to pass through to the Underworld.
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- It's Garma the Great!
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- I heard it was Grumpy.
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- It's Great!
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And no, you can't pass
through to the Underworld.
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(party groaning disappointedly)
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Oh, all right, you can pass through.
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(party sighing relievedly)
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But only if you can pass
a very difficult test.
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(party moaning inquisitively)
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(distant rumbling)
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(dramatic percussive music)
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What you need to do is make the feet
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of Utgard the Giant leave the ground.
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- Ha, too easy!
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- Ah, ah, ah, ah.
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Not you, them.
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Go on.
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(inquisitive playful orchestral music)
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(grunting effortfully)
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- (giggling) That tickles!
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- I think, if you shapeshift into a mouse,
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Utgard might jump in fright!
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- Great idea!
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You distract them while I change.
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(hands clapping)
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(thunder clapping)
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(mouse squeaking)
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- (gasping) A mousy!
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I love mouses!
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- You failed!
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So you will have to leave.
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Goodbye!
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- I never got to say goodbye!
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- I'll never see her
sweet little smile again.
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- Come on, Loki, let's go home.
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- Aw, but mousy wants to stay with me!
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I want to keep him.
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He's mine, mine, mine, mine, mine!
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Oops.
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- Ha!
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You had both feet off the ground!
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- Ah, Utgard!
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- Let's go!
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We need to find the Goddess Hell.
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(rocks rumbling)
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(rocks scraping)
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(tentative music)
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(party whimpering frightfully)
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- What do you think awaits us?
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(ship thudding loudly)
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- Gates!
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We've reached the gates of the Underworld!
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(party whimpering frightfully)
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(gate rumbling)
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(party crying frightfully)
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- Welcome!
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I am Hell.
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- She certainly looks like it.
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No wonder they keep her down here.
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(throat clearing)
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- I hear you come in search
of a way to wake Boulder.
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- Yes.
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She's here.
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- Hmm, hmm.
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Yes, she can be woken.
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Oh yes, but only if you can bring me
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the tears of everything
in the entire world!
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If you cannot, she will
have to stay here forever.
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- No time to waste!
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Let's go!
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(animals and humans crying mournfully)
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- Let's see if you collected
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all the tears needed to save her.
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No!
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It seems you are missing someone's tears.
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- Who didn't cry?
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Was it Olaf the odious giant?
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- No, he cried.
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Wait a minute.
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Did anyone see Loki?
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(party groaning negatively)
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- Not since he turned into a mouse.
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(grunting angrily)
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- My sweet little mouse, thank
you for keeping me company--
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- You change back right this
instant, and weep for Boulder!
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- (gasping) A boy!
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- Real gods don't cry; that's for babies.
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It's not my fault that
Boulder fell asleep.
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(gasping)
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- Mistletoe!
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(party gasping in amazement)
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- You did this to Boulder!
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- What now, dad?
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- We fish.
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(barrel bumping)
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- And what now, Great Odin?
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- Ah, well, I don't know.
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There's so many of 'em; how
can we know which one is Loki?
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(fish squirming)
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- Hmm.
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Hmm.
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Aha!
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Real salmon can't laugh;
but Loki is only pretending
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to be a salmon, so if we
tickle him, he should giggle!
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(bells tinkling)
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- Coochie coochie coo.
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Coochie coo.
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(Loki laughing)
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- Loki, change back this instant,
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or I'll put you in my next groot pie!
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(Loki exclaiming apprehensively)
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(laughing)
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Don't even try.
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My golden belt will keep your magic away.
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And I ban you from future expeditions.
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- No!
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That's not fair!
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- What's not fair is
what you did to Boulder.
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A true god is one who
looks after his friends
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and is afraid of nothing,
especially not crying.
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- Then true gods must be weak.
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I'm never going to cry!
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- What now, son?
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- Hmm.
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We chop onions!
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(knife knocking)
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(Loki crying)
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Got them!
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(optimistic flute music)
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Here are the missing tears!
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(water sploshing)
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(scale bell dinging)
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(optimistic chime music)
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(water droplet splashing)
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- Where?
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Where am I?
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- Oh, Boulder, my darling!
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(party cheering gleefully)
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- Boulder, I'm sorry.
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I didn't mean to hurt you.
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I just really wanted to be included.
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- Look, dad, a tear!
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Loki must be a true god after all!
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- Can't we let him join us?
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We should've included
him in the first place.
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- OK, Loki, you're only banned
from the next expedition.
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After that, it's smooth sailing.
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- Thank you, Boulder!
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Thank you, Odin.
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- Come on then.
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(sighing contentedly)
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- Ahem!
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- Thank you, Hell.
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You saved my little Boulder.
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(audience applauding)
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- Thank you, thank you!
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And now for an encore performance,
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I present Ticket Collector the Musical!
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(exclaiming disgustedly)
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(curtains closing)
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(ticket collector gagging)
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(whistling music)
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