All language subtitles for Three.Amigos.1986.720p.BluRay.H264.AAC-RARBG_en

One for each other and all for one

The three brave amigos are we

Brother to brother and everyone

A brave amigo

Wherever they need us,
our destinies lead us

Amigos, we're always together

Wherever we go, we're
three brave amigos

And will be amigos forever

We are the Three Amigos

We are the Three Amigos

We are the Three

Amigos

And amigos forever we'll be

Rodrigo.

Rodrigo, we will find
the men we need in there.

Señores, we are from
the village of Santa Poco.

We have come here for your help.

A very great injustice is being done.

A man named El Guapo is
threatening our very lives.

We are looking for men who are brave
enough to stand up to this tyrant.

Perhaps I can be of assistance.

I'll help you.

But first you're gonna help me, darling.

No!

- Leave him alone! Rodrigo!
- Get out of here!

Come!

They are no better than El
Guapo. They will not help us.

- No one will help us.
- Rodrigo, you must have faith.

The Holy Mother will help us.

With three men such as these, El Guapo
would not dare to enter our village.

"Goldsmith Pictures,
Hollywood, California."

The Three Amigos,

Goldsmith Pictures,
Hollywood, California.

Three Amigos.

We have seen your deeds and
think you are very great.

We can pay you 100,000 pesos.

A hundred thousand pesos?

We do not have 100,000 pesos.

Don't worry, Rodrigo,
they will refuse it.

But it would be an insult
not to offer it to them.

One hundred thousand pesos.

One hundred thousand pesos
if you come to Santa Poco

and put on a show of your
strength and stop the...

- The horrible...
- ...evil, murdering...

...villainous monster, El Guapo.

So that once again we
can be a peaceful village.

Twenty-three pesos.

We only have ten.

Okay. I give you the ten-pesos version.

You are great.

One hundred thousand pesos
if you come to Santa Poco.

Put on show.

Stop the...

I'll put "infamous El Guapo."

Infamous?

It means "murderous,
evil," all like you said.

And it will save you money.

Thank you.

We've got to get back to basics,

Shooting for Love, Wanderers of the
West, The Ride of the Three Amigos.

All the great Amigo pictures
had one thing in common,

three wealthy Spanish landowners
who fight for the rights of peasants.

Now, that's something everyone likes.

It's a people idea.

It's a story a nation
can sink its teeth into.

But then came Those Darn Amigos.

A box office failure.
Nobody went to see it

because nobody cares about
three wealthy Spanish landowners

on a weekend in Manhattan.

We strayed from the formula,
and we paid the price.

I thought we were quite good in it.

Good? We were great.

Why don't you tell the boys
about the Cochise picture, Morty?

Sandy and Irving are
working on it right now.

You meet Cochise. At first,
you think he's a terrible guy.

You fight. Then, you get to know
him, you come to respect each other,

and at the end of the
picture, you're friends.

We send you boys to Baja and we
shoot the picture in eight days.

What do you think?

That'll be the day.

What did he say?

He said, "That'll be
the day," Mr. Flugleman.

What?

I don't think you understand
who you're talking to here.

We have a few items we want
to straighten out first,

or you might be looking at three actors

who really don't feel like
making a Geronimo picture.

What the hell are you talking about?

Lucky, I think maybe we should...

What we're talking about
is money, real money.

Amigo money.

No dough, no show.

Boys, boys.

Let me just say one thing.

It'll be a cold day in hell

when Harry Flugleman lets
an actor tell him what to do!

Do you know what the word nada means?

In all those Mexican movies you
made, did you ever hear that word?

Isn't that a light
chicken gravy that you...

It means "nothing, zero, zip."

It's what you're gonna have
when I'm through with you!

You hit Harry Flugleman on a bad day.

I'd like to continue to
work for free, Mr. Flugleman.

Are you living in the studio mansion?

- Yeah.
- Not anymore, you're not.

Sam!

The Amigos are out of the mansion.

Where did you get those
clothes, from a movie?

Yeah, the studio gave them
to us. Those Darn Amigos.

Well, we're taking them back. Sam!

Get wardrobe over here right
away. Take the Amigos' clothes.

Wait a minute! You
can't take our clothes.

You gave us these clothes.
They were presents!

Come on, wait a minute! Lucky.

Wait a second.

I think you misread who
you're talking to here.

Misread?

I want these schmucks off of my lot.

Okay! Okay!

And Mr. Flugleman says you're
not to come back on this lot ever!

Look, boys, I know show business.
Something always turns up.

Telegram for the Three Amigos.

"Three Amigos, Hollywood, California.

"You are very great.

"One hundred thousand
pesos to come to Santa Poco.

"Put on show. Stop.
The infamous El Guapo."

What does that mean? "In-famous"?

Ah!

Dusty, in-famous is when
you're more than famous.

This man El Guapo is not
just famous, he's in-famous.

A hundred thousand pesos

to do a personal appearance
with this guy El Guapo,

who is probably the biggest
actor to ever come out of Mexico.

Wow. The in-famous?
In-famous?

Wouldn't it be easier if
we just went to Flugleman

and asked him for our Amigo costumes?

No, Flugleman hates us right now.
He's never gonna give us our costumes.

Lucky's right. This is the only way.

Hey!

Hey! Hey!

You two!

You! You two!

Look!

Look up here, look up here!

Hey, you, look! Up here!

Up here, up here!

Hey, you guys!

This way.

Turn on the lights.

Hey, what's going on up there?

Let's go, Amigos.

I'm looking for a man
by the name of El Guapo.

Do you know this man?

Perhaps, señor.

Hey, where'd you get
that pretty little gun?

El Guapo will be interest to see
me. I have something he wants.

Hey, I'm talking to you.

Where'd you get that pretty little gun?

I'm meeting some friends of mine here.

When they get here, tell them to wait.

How will I know them?

You will know them.

You will most certainly know them.

Hey, why don't you come
over here and sit on my lap?

I wanna show you something, honey.

Anyone else with a comment?

Some friends of mine
will be coming here.

I hope you will show them more
courtesy than you have shown me.

They aren't as kindhearted as I am.

Looks like somebody's been
down here with the ugly stick.

Let's go.

Uh, excuse us. We're not Mexicans.

We're from out of town.

We were wondering if you could tell
us where the best hotel in town is.

There's no hotel in this town.

Great. No hotel. I could kill somebody.

Excuse me. You are the...

Yes, we are.

We have heard of you.

No kidding.

I have a message for you.

The German says to wait here.

Mmm, yeah.

Well, so long as we've got some time
to kill, I think I'll have a beer.

We don't have no beer, just tequila.

What's tequila?

It's like beer.

Is it fattening?

Fattening?

Forget it. If it's like beer,
we'll have some. Three tequilas.

Sure. Sure, amigos.

Enjoy yourselves.

But try not to get into
too much troubles, okay?

Thank you.

- It's an odd taste, isn't it?
- It's probably watered down.

There's something about this
place. Everybody seems so grim.

Well, they're just intimidated.
They've only seen us on the big screen.

Hey, we're just folks
like you. Just relax.

Dusty, go on over to that piano.

Oh, no. I haven't played in
so long. I couldn't, really.

Been a long time.

All right, we're gonna do
a little number for you,

but remember, we're a bit
rusty, so bear with us.

- Just like the old days.
- All right.

Maestro.

My little buttercup
has the sweetest smile

Dear little buttercup,
won't you stay a while

Come with me where
moonbeams paint the sky

And you and l might linger

In the sweet by and by

Oh, dear little buttercup

With your eyes so blue

Oh, little buttercup,
you're a dream come true

You and l will settle down
in a cottage built for two

Oh, dear little buttercup, l love you

Everybody!

My little buttercup

- Has the sweetest
- Smile

Hey, great.

Dear little buttercup

Won't you stay a

While, while

You and l will settle down

In a cottage built for two

- Oh, dear little buttercup Dear

- Sweet little buttercup Sweet

My little buttercup

l love you

What did I tell you?

Yeah, they loved us.

- What is that?
- It's a plane.

Not just any plane. It's a Tuppan 601.

I flew one in Little Neddy Goes to War.

What's it doing here?

I think it's a mail plane.

How can you tell?

Well, didn't you
notice its little balls?

The little balls hanging down.

The little... The balls. The mail plane.

It's a "male" plane. And the balls...

Let's go find out where
we're supposed to be.

Okay.

Hey! Look at the two little sissies!

This town is getting too rough for me.

Carmen, the Three Amigos, I saw
them coming out of the cantina.

- You are the Three Amigos?
- Yes, we are.

Told you we were big down here.

Come. We will take you to Santa Poco.

- Oh, great!
- Fine.

This is our village.

Isn't that the Three Amigos?

Do you think they can
protect us from El Guapo?

Ah.

Welcome to Santa Poco.

Here you go.

Dusty Bottoms.

Can I have your watch when you are dead?

What did he say?

Mmm. That's good. Very good.

We are honored to have you in our home.

Do you have anything
besides Mexican food?

Lucky, how's this show
supposed to work anyway?

Well, I talked to Rodrigo
tonight. He's the kid.

He was kind of hazy on the details.

But as far as I can figure,

El Guapo's coming in a day or two.

He rides in, acts
like he owns the place.

We come out, put on a big show,
and pretend like we run him off.

It's pretty much what we
did in Shooting for Love.

Hey, Lucky.

What are you gonna do with
your share of the money?

A car. A big, shiny, silver car.

I'll drive all over Hollywood,
show Flugleman a thing or two.

What about you?

New York. Maybe Paris.

Mmm.

A lot of champagne.

Parties. Be a big shot for a while.

Yeah.

How about you, Ned?

I'm gonna start a foundation
to help homeless children.

That occurred to me to
do that at one point, too.

I meant that I would do that first,
and then I would get a big, shiny car.

Or after I come back...

Hey, let's go get some more tequila.

El Guapo, he said to wait here.

By the time he's here, we'll be back.

Let's go to Santa Poco.
They'll be glad to see us!

Which one do you like best, Carmen?

I like the one who's not so smart.

Which one is that?

Sooner than expected. I
must warn the Three Amigos.

They are coming! They are coming!

- Who?
- El Guapo and his men.

Already?

Well, we'll start to get ready then.

They want us to do the show now.

Great! I thought we were
going to have a rehearsal.

Obviously not.

So what? They've probably
done it a million times,

and we know what we're doing.

Looks like there's about three of them.

Perfect. Rodrigo said there'd
be 50, now there's three.

They better not try to cut our money.

Where's our tequila? We're waiting!

Say, those guys look pretty good.

Are you kidding? They're doing
every cliché in the book.

We'll give them about 30 more seconds. I
hope those horses they got for us are okay.

If I have to come into that
cantina, somebody's gonna die!

Okay, Amigos, this
is it. Ned, big smile.

Dusty, just relax and have fun with it.

I'm just gonna have fun with it.

- I'm Lucky Day.
- I'm Ned Nederlander.

I'm Dusty Bottoms, and
together we're the Three Amigos!

Let's go!

Well, you slime-eating dogs,

you scum-sucking pigs, you
sons of a motherless goat.

"Son of a motherless
goat"? And who are you?

Wherever there is
injustice, you will find us.

Wherever there is
suffering, we'll be there.

Line.

Wherever liberty is
threatened, you will...

Wherever liberty is threatened,

- you will find the Three Amigos!
- The Three Amigos!

Who are these monkeys?

I don't know.

Whoo!

Should we kill them?

No, let's go tell El
Guapo what we've seen here.

And stay out.

- Nice show.
- Not bad for a matinee.

- Damn it, I forgot a line though.
- They'll never pick it up.

They'll never notice it.

They're really starved for
entertainment around here.

I'm telling you, I've been
in this situation before.

Ask for the money now,
while they're excited.

You were magnificent.

- Oh.
- We were okay.

Then what happened?

Then, they got on their horses.

They rode all over the town,
shooting their pistols up in the air.

And they called us scum-sucking pigs.

Us!

What should we do, El Guapo?

Tomorrow, I will take 50 men with me,

find these three gringos,
open their stomachs,

grab their intestines, and
squeeze the shit out of them!

Perfect.

Do you have a girlfriend
back home, Dusty?

No.

We never really had time for
that sort of thing, being so busy.

Have you ever kissed a girl?

Oh, yeah. Sure, lots of times.

Would you like to kiss me?

Yeah.

Well?

What, now? Here?

We could take a walk, and you
could kiss me on the veranda.

Lips would be fine.

One time Dorothy Gish
was visiting me on the set

of Little Neddy, Grab Your Gun,

and she came up to me,

and she looked me in the face,

and I had never met her. I'd just
known her from the films, you know,

Dorothy Gish, Lillian's sister,

and she looked me in
the eyes and she said,

"Young man, you have got it."

And...

Ah!

Dorothy Gish. It's a true story.

Next time we come here, I'm
gonna ask for a different room.

Amigos, El Guapo himself is here, with
all his men, just outside the village.

I have your horses waiting.
You must ride against them now.

- What is she talking about?
- I don't know.

Looks like we got another show to do.

- Great. Yeah.
- Let's get it over with.

Let's go.

They are so brave.

It's a pleasure working with you.

Well, you dirt-eating piece
of slime, you scum-sucking pig,

you son of a motherless goat!

Who are you?

Wherever there is
injustice, you will find us.

Wherever there is
suffering, we'll be there.

Tell us we will die like dogs.

What?

Tell us we will die like dogs.

You will die like dogs.

No, we will not die like dogs!

We will fight like lions.

- Because we are the Three Amigos!
- The Three Amigos!

Ride, caballeros!

Ride, Amigos. Arriba, arriba!

I like these guys.

They are funny guys.

Just kill one of them.

Hold it! Hold it!

- Lucky, jeez, are you all right?
- What happened?

I don't know.

Here.

Ow! Ow! Ooh!

What? What?

Wait a second.

Let me see that.

Come on, come on.

Oh, great!

Real bullets.

I'll keep this.

You're in a lot of trouble, mister!

Excuse me.

It's real.

What?

Uh, this is real.

You mean...

Yes.

They're going to kill us.

What am I doing in Mexico?

I've been shot already.

I know.

What are we gonna do?

We're not gonna get
paid, that's for sure.

Let me talk to them, man to man.

Yes.

Mr. Guapo...

I'd just like to say, on
behalf of the Three Amigos,

we're very, very sorry and
we'd like to go home now.

You see, sir,

we're not gunfighters.

We're movie stars.

Movie stars?

Yeah, actors, uh, entertainers.

You know, we sing and dance.

Yeah, you know...

My little buttercup
has the sweetest smile

Don't you want to die like dogs?

Well, if there's any way of
avoiding that part of it...

El Guapo only kills men.

He does not kill crying women.

So go,

you big movie stars.

Thank you. Thank you.

Faster!

People of Santa Poco,

you were very foolish to bring
men to try to stop El Guapo.

You have hurt me.

You see, Jefe? A rose
can bloom in the desert.

Jefe!

Santa Poco is no longer
under my protection!

The town is yours, muchachos!

Afternoon.

We'll just get our things and go.

There is nothing of yours here.

El Guapo has taken everything.

Sorry.

Did you see a pair of cuff links?
They were mother-of-pearl...

Dusty.

Where's Carmen?

El Guapo has taken her, too.

- Let's go back to Hollywood.
- The sooner, the better.

- It's too hot down here.
- Bad for my hay fever.

- We don't belong down here anyway.
- Where's Ned?

Ned, what are you doing?

What do we have to go back to?

We've no jobs. No money.

No place to live.

No friends. No women.

No self-respect.

Oh, hold on. Wait.

Ned, we could get killed.

Back there the Three
Amigos are already dead.

Here we could be the
Three Amigos for real.

I'm drawing a line.

Men or mice? What'll it be?

Let's ride!

Great job catching the food, Ned.

Oh, thanks, Lucky.

How do you like your bat, Dusty?

Medium rare.

Ah. This should do it.

Thanks.

How far do you think we rode before
we had to go back and get directions?

Just three or four miles.

Ned, read those instructions again.

All righty.

All right. We go east

through the desert until
we come to the singing bush.

The singing bush?

When we find the singing
bush, we say the magic chant,

each fire one shot in the air,

and that will summon
the invisible swordsman,

and he will then show
us the way to El Guapo's.

Want your wings?

No, I'm fine.

- Here you go.
- Oh, great, thanks.

Well, good night.

Look at the little fella.
He's tuckered out already.

What was that?

It's just a coyote.

Oh.

I've never slept outside before.

Take it easy. Take it easy.

Dusty...

Arizona moon keep shining

From the desert sky above

You know pretty soon

That big yellow moon

Will light the way
back to the one you love

Blue shadows on the trail

Little cowboy, close your eyes and dream

All of the doggies are in the corral

All of your work is done

Just close your eyes
and dream, little pal

Dream of someone

Blue shadows on the trail

Soft wind blowing

Through the trees above

All the other little cowboys

Back in the bunkhouse now

So close your eyes and

Dream

Good night, Lucky. Good night, Dusty.

Good night, Ned.

Good night, Ned.

Good night, Ned.

Good night, Lucky.

Good night, Dusty.

Lip balm?

Excuse me. Are you the singing bush?

Let me talk to him.

Excuse us. Are you the singing bush?

Hello? Hi!

Hi!

Excuse us!

Hey!

Forget it. My guess is
this is the singing bush.

Let's go summon the invisible swordsman.

Summon the invisible swordsman?

I can't believe I'm doing this.

Now let me see here. We each
have to fire one shot in the air,

say the magic chant, and the
invisible swordsman will appear.

Neddy!

Dusty.

Great! You've killed
the invisible swordsman.

He's dead, all right.

How was I supposed to know where he was?

You were supposed to
fire up. We both fired up!

It's like living
with a six-year-old.

Now we'll never find El Guapo's.

He was the only one who could
show the way. We're lost.

It's the Tuppan 601 we saw in Diablo.

I'll bet it's going to
El Guapo's. Mount up!

It means, "Get on your horses."

Carmen, today is El Guapo's birthday,

and tonight, you are
to be El Guapo's woman.

I would sooner die.

Let me prepare you for the
way El Guapo makes love.

Tell me, Carmen, do you
know what foreplay is?

No.

Good. Neither does El Guapo.

Jefe, the German arrived yet?

Not yet, El Guapo.

Many presents have been
coming for your birthday.

The German has the only
presents I want, guns.

Guns, so that the name of El Guapo
will be hanging on everyone's lips.

He will be here, Guapo,

but I think you will like
your other presents, too.

I have put many beautiful
piñatas in the storeroom,

each of them filled
with little surprises.

Many piñatas?

Oh, yes, many.

Would you say I have
a plethora of piñatas?

A what?

A plethora.

Oh, yes, you have a plethora.

Jefe, what is a plethora?

Why, Guapo?

Well, you told me I have a plethora,

and I just would like to know
if you know what a plethora is.

I would not like to think that
a person would tell someone

he has a plethora

and find out that, that person has no
idea what it means to have a plethora.

Forgive me, El Guapo.
I know that I, Jefe,

do not have your superior
intellect and education.

But could it be that, once again,

you are angry at something else

and are looking to take it out on me?

Like what, Jefe?

Could it be because you
are turning 40 today?

No.

Could it be because Carmen chooses to
sleep in her cell instead of with you?

Hmm.

Why don't you just take her?

When you want cattle,
you take the cattle.

When you want food, you take the food.

When you want a woman,
you just take the woman.

Why don't you just take her?

Jefe, you do not understand women.

You cannot force open
the petals of a flower.

When the flower is ready,
it opens itself up to you.

When do you think Carmen will
open up her flower to you?

Tonight, or I will kill her.

El Guapo!

There is the German now, right on time.

We must make him welcome.

Hold.

This way, boys.

Stay.

Down.

My God!

We're gonna have to figure
out a way to get inside.

It looks impossible.

Lucky, those walls are 25 feet high.

There's a guard at every post.
There's no way we'll ever get in there.

I think Dusty's right.

Well, we're just gonna
have to use our brains.

- Damn it.
- Damn it.

Guapo, here come the guns!

Jefe, what's his name?

That's Paco.

Paco!

Take off your hat.

Hold it up! Higher!

You lived up to your promise.

You will be my guest at
the celebration today.

A little party my men
are throwing for me.

This is where we'll climb up.

What about that guard?

I'll throw a rock and distract him.

Okay.

But I would throw it out there
somewhere, maybe toward that tree.

Try and hit that...
No, in the dry riverbed.

There's...

Let's go.

You like it, El Guapo?

Seize him!

So far, so good.

What was that noise?

I do not know.

I have three demands.

One, that you stop harassing
the people of Santa Poco.

Two, that all the land of Mexico

be redistributed
equally among the people

and a proportional system
of government be established,

consisting of three
separate, but equal, branches,

the legislative, the
executive, and the judicial.

And three,

that the girl Carmen be
returned to me unharmed.

Amigo, why you come here?

You don't belong. Now
we have to kill you.

Take him away.

Excuse me, did you say kill me?

You see, under my system,

you would no longer be
under the thumb of El Guapo,

but you would be free to
determine your own destiny.

You see, under a strong federal
system, you would have certain rights.

For example, owning property.

You two could have a beautiful
little castle on the mesa.

You know, I can see it now,
with your little bambinos

running everywhere, playing in the yard.

- We have a plan.
- What is it?

First, we break into
El Guapo's fortress.

And that you've done. Now what?

Well, we really didn't expect the
first part of the plan to work,

so we have no further plan.

Sometimes you can
over-plan these things.

So give me a second to talk to
Lucky, and I'll get back to you.

Wait! There's a guard outside the door.

Quick! You must dress in his clothes.

Then, you will be able to
move freely in the courtyard.

Got it.

Ow! Ow!

Easy.

Come and get them, guerito.

So, I just wait here then?

Okay, you go get the
horses. Meet us out front.

That's a good plan.

Thank you.

A toast to El Guapo.

El Guapo!

Today, he is...

Thirty-three years old.

On behalf of myself, Jefe,

and the rest of the boys,

we chipped in and got you this gift.

What can you say about such men?

It's a sweater! It's a sweater!

Jefe.

Gonna make it. Gonna make it.

Gonna make it. Gonna make it.

Never make it, never
make it, never make it.

Gonna make it. Gonna make it.

Gonna make it. Gonna make it.

Gonna make it. Gonna make it.

Gonna make it. Gonna make it.

Gonna make it. Gonna make it...

I made it!

Ow!

My men, my compadres,

what we have done,
we have done together.

I know each one of you
like I know my own smell.

Carlos,

we fought together the
priests of this mission.

Pedro,

we crushed the federales
on the plains of Oaxaca.

And you...

- Jose! Jose!

Together, we...

- Burned the village!
- Burned the village!

And, uh...

Raped the horses!

Raped the horses!

And we...

Rode off on the women!

Rode off on the women!

And, uh...

- We plundered!
- Plundered!

- And, uh...
- Pruned.

- Pruned the, uh...
- The hedges.

Hedges...

Of many small villages.

Of many small villages.

Who the hell are you?

Another one of the goddamn
gringos. Take this monkey away!

Put him with the other Yankee maricón.

What is happening around here today?
Are gringos falling from the sky?

Yes, El Guapo.

Now we have all the
Amigos. Take them away.

One moment, please. I
know who this man is.

You do?

Yes, it is Ned Nederlander.

Who?

You are my favorite star
of the silver screen.

Really?

In Germany, the cinema is very popular.

I have seen all of your films,

including when you were known
as Little Neddy Knickers.

Well, that was a long time ago.

It was this man who inspired me
to learn the art of the quick draw.

I looked up to this man.
I studied his every move.

It was my dream to be as
fast as Ned Nederlander.

I practiced every day
for hours and hours.

He was a god to me.

A god? Well, I don't know about that.

But it is nice to meet a fan.
You know, often I think...

Then, I found out about movie tricks.

Trick photography. I was crushed.

I never used trick photography.

That is impossible. No one can
be as fast as you appear to be.

I am that fast.

We shall see.

Happy to.

Does anybody have a watch,
preferably one with a second hand?

I got a stopwatch.

No stopwatch.

As you Americans say,
"We will play for keeps."

Give me back his gun.

Leave him here. He might
like to see his friend die.

I've seen it.

You don't understand.
I don't shoot at people.

You see, it's against my upbringing.

Call it etiquette, whatever.
You know, I was thinking...

I've waited for years for this moment.

You wanna die with a man's gun,

not a little sissy gun like this.

Enough!

Take the gun! Let's go!

I have had enough of these Yankees.

Not so fast, El Guapo!

Or I'll fill you so full of lead,
you'll be using your dick for a pencil.

What do you mean?

I don't know!

- I think he means that if you...
- Shut up!

So, you thought you
could outsmart the Amigos.

Well, not this time.
Dusty, cover El Guapo!

Now, everybody, throw down your guns.

Do as he says!

- Not you, Dusty.
- Sorry.

Okay, now, everybody lay down and
put your hands behind your head.

Ned, open the gates!

And don't try to touch those guns!

Kill them!

Hurry up! Hurry up!

Ride, Amigos, ride!

Ned, what luck! It's a
Tuppan 601. You can fly one.

Yeah. Didn't you fly one
in Little Neddy Goes to War?

Well, not exactly.
Actually, my stuntman did.

But I'm pretty sure I can remember.

Ned! Ned!

Look out, Ned. My God!

Oh, my God!

So long, El Guapo!

I will see you in Santa Poco.

Santa Poco!

Ned, land.

Hold it.

El Guapo is on his way.

Someday the people of this
village will have to face El Guapo.

We might as well do it now.

In a way, all of us have
an El Guapo to face someday.

For some, shyness
might be their El Guapo.

For others, a lack of education
might be their El Guapo.

For us, El Guapo is a big,
dangerous guy who wants to kill us.

But as sure as my name is Lucky Day,

the people of Santa Poco can
conquer their own personal El Guapo,

who also happens to
be the actual El Guapo.

We want to defend ourselves. But how?

By using the skills and the
talents of the people of Santa Poco.

This is not a town of weaklings.

You can turn your
skills against El Guapo.

Now, what is it that this
town really does well?

Hmm.

We can sew.

There you go. You can sew.

Ah.

If only we had known this earlier.

- Ned, Dusty.
- Sewing.

Remember our film,
Amigos, Amigos, Amigos?

- Yes.
- Remember what we did in that movie?

- Do you think it could work?
- It's got to work.

It's our only hope.

Sew, very old one. Sew like the wind.

Okay, dig here.

Yoo-hoo!

Where are you?

There they are, El Guapo!

Now they're over there, El Guapo.

Now they're over there.

Shoot them!

They're over there.

Now they're over here.

What the hell is happening around here?

Shoot, shoot!

Now they're over there,
on top of the church.

El Guapo, they are everywhere.

They're over there, too.

Come back, you cowards!

You traitors!

I'm still here, El Guapo.

You stupid horse!

That was some good trick.

Come closer. I have
something to tell you.

That was a good trick, too.

I'm gonna miss you, señor Dusty.

I'm gonna miss you, too, Pablo.

Here, I want you to have my watch.

I wanna go with you.

No, Pablo, there's still much to be
done here. Your village needs you.

And your family needs you.

We are men without homes.

We were meant to wander.

You will always have a home
here with us in Santa Poco.

Goodbye, Dusty.

You have done what
you said you would do.

Long will the memory of the Three Amigos live
in the hearts of the people of Santa Poco.

I'll come back one day.

Why?

Well, I thought that
maybe you and I could...

Oh.

Let's ride.

We are proud to give
you all that we have.

Here, I'll take that.

Our reward is that
justice has been done.

And remember, wherever there
is injustice, you will find us.

Wherever there is
suffering, we'll be there.

Wherever liberty is
threatened, you will find...

The Three Amigos!

Let's ride!

Let's ride!