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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:02,367 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:10,074 Learn Thai more flexible & enjoyable with Banana Thai osdb.link/bananathai 3 00:00:37,817 --> 00:00:39,817 ♪ ♪ 4 00:00:44,917 --> 00:00:46,917 (tapping keyboard) 5 00:00:53,084 --> 00:00:55,450 (phone vibrating) 6 00:01:28,717 --> 00:01:29,984 (Athena chuckles) 7 00:01:54,550 --> 00:01:55,817 (Athena chuckles) 8 00:02:01,220 --> 00:02:06,220 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 9 00:02:06,550 --> 00:02:07,882 KELLY: Excuse me. 10 00:02:07,884 --> 00:02:09,748 - Sir? - RICHARD: Hmm? 11 00:02:09,750 --> 00:02:11,815 Sir? (chuckles) 12 00:02:11,817 --> 00:02:13,581 Can I get you a snack? 13 00:02:13,583 --> 00:02:14,982 Huh? Uh, what? 14 00:02:14,984 --> 00:02:16,882 Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't mean to interrupt. 15 00:02:16,884 --> 00:02:19,815 - I just wanted to see if you'd like a snack. - Ah. 16 00:02:19,817 --> 00:02:21,782 I'm just kidding. (laughs) 17 00:02:21,784 --> 00:02:23,082 - Oh. Okay. - Yeah. 18 00:02:23,084 --> 00:02:24,882 - What's up? - We have some fantastic caviar. 19 00:02:24,884 --> 00:02:26,982 It's osetra, fresh from... 20 00:02:26,984 --> 00:02:28,082 You ever had caviar? 21 00:02:28,084 --> 00:02:29,748 No, sir. 22 00:02:29,750 --> 00:02:31,715 It's delicious. It is, yeah. 23 00:02:31,717 --> 00:02:33,282 - But I had some last night. - Mm. 24 00:02:33,284 --> 00:02:35,015 You know what? I'm actually in the mood 25 00:02:35,017 --> 00:02:36,848 for something a little bit more Mediterranean. 26 00:02:36,850 --> 00:02:40,548 Do you have, like, a grilled vegetable thing 27 00:02:40,550 --> 00:02:42,115 with some figs or even, like, um, 28 00:02:42,117 --> 00:02:44,581 uh, like, any kind of small fish? 29 00:02:44,583 --> 00:02:46,115 I'm sorry, sir. We don't... 30 00:02:46,117 --> 00:02:48,115 we don't have a kitchen, full kitchen here. 31 00:02:48,117 --> 00:02:50,049 Well, fuck. (chuckles) 32 00:02:50,051 --> 00:02:52,715 (chuckles softly) How about a glass of champagne? 33 00:02:52,717 --> 00:02:53,848 - Boom. - Great. 34 00:02:53,850 --> 00:02:55,051 Perfect. 35 00:02:58,617 --> 00:02:59,815 (ice clatters) 36 00:02:59,817 --> 00:03:02,815 - Hey, is that the Heidsieck? - I'm sorry? 37 00:03:02,817 --> 00:03:06,015 A German sub sank a ship on the way to Tsar Nicholas II. 38 00:03:06,017 --> 00:03:07,915 Couple years back, they found the wreck 39 00:03:07,917 --> 00:03:10,782 and a case of the 1907 Heidsieck. 40 00:03:10,784 --> 00:03:13,682 They sent a little robot down there to bring it back up. 41 00:03:13,684 --> 00:03:16,848 Athena bought three bottles at 250K per. 42 00:03:16,850 --> 00:03:20,049 And no one even knows what the stuff tastes like. 43 00:03:20,051 --> 00:03:21,982 It's just plain ol' champagne. (chuckles) 44 00:03:21,984 --> 00:03:24,017 - (cork pops) - Hmm. 45 00:03:27,117 --> 00:03:29,715 - You like working for Athena? - Yes, she's... 46 00:03:29,717 --> 00:03:31,082 - sweet. - (drink pouring) 47 00:03:31,084 --> 00:03:33,581 She's sweet? Don't let her hear you say that. 48 00:03:33,583 --> 00:03:34,748 - (man slurring indistinctly) - (Kelly gasping) 49 00:03:34,750 --> 00:03:35,882 Whoa, hey, Jesus! 50 00:03:35,884 --> 00:03:37,949 - What are you doing? - MAN: What is happening here? 51 00:03:37,951 --> 00:03:40,748 - (slurring indistinctly) - (gasping, screaming) 52 00:03:40,750 --> 00:03:42,848 - What the... - RICHARD: Oh, fuck! 53 00:03:42,850 --> 00:03:44,515 - Sh... Ah, shit. - MAN 2: What's going on? 54 00:03:44,517 --> 00:03:45,715 What is happening? 55 00:03:45,717 --> 00:03:47,082 One of them's fucking awake, man. 56 00:03:47,084 --> 00:03:49,548 - Oh. Okay. - LIBERTY: Gross. 57 00:03:49,550 --> 00:03:50,548 MARTIN: What... Ted! 58 00:03:50,550 --> 00:03:53,082 - TED: Okay, uh, calm down. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 59 00:03:53,084 --> 00:03:54,848 Everything's okay. Everything's fine. 60 00:03:54,850 --> 00:03:56,049 Hey, it's all right. 61 00:03:56,051 --> 00:03:57,648 - (panting) - Uh, would you... 62 00:03:57,650 --> 00:03:58,982 - get-get some towels? - Yeah, get towels. 63 00:03:58,984 --> 00:04:00,715 - Okay, uh, no, it's okay. - LIBERTY: Oh, Jesus. 64 00:04:00,717 --> 00:04:02,715 (shushes) It's all right. No, no, no, it's all right. 65 00:04:02,717 --> 00:04:03,915 It's okay. I'm a doctor. 66 00:04:03,917 --> 00:04:05,815 - RICHARD: Ted, Ted, come on, man. - Oh, great. Fantastic. 67 00:04:05,817 --> 00:04:08,049 If you could just lay those towels 68 00:04:08,051 --> 00:04:09,982 - on the floor right there. - Fuck. 69 00:04:09,984 --> 00:04:12,115 Uh, now, what's his... what's his... what's his name? 70 00:04:12,117 --> 00:04:13,515 His na... Uh, Squealer, I think? I... 71 00:04:13,517 --> 00:04:15,082 Randy. 72 00:04:15,084 --> 00:04:17,115 R-Randy? Oh, that's great. 73 00:04:17,117 --> 00:04:18,848 Now, I just need you... We're just gonna... 74 00:04:18,850 --> 00:04:20,581 We're just gonna go down to the floor. 75 00:04:20,583 --> 00:04:22,815 Just kneel down. There you go. There. Good, good. 76 00:04:22,817 --> 00:04:25,815 Now, I need you to lie back down on those towels. 77 00:04:25,817 --> 00:04:27,782 There you go. There you go. 78 00:04:27,784 --> 00:04:30,082 Uh... Oh, uh, may I use your pen? 79 00:04:30,084 --> 00:04:32,049 - Pen. Yes. - Thanks. 80 00:04:32,051 --> 00:04:34,748 Okay, Randy. 81 00:04:34,750 --> 00:04:36,715 I'm gonna put you back to sleep now. 82 00:04:36,717 --> 00:04:37,848 - What? - Because you woke up 83 00:04:37,850 --> 00:04:39,650 before you were supposed to. 84 00:04:40,784 --> 00:04:42,949 (screaming) 85 00:04:42,951 --> 00:04:44,581 - Whoa! - Fuck! 86 00:04:44,583 --> 00:04:45,915 ♪ ♪ 87 00:04:45,917 --> 00:04:47,082 (clamoring in distance) 88 00:04:47,084 --> 00:04:48,850 RICHARD: Hey, you're bleeding. 89 00:04:50,084 --> 00:04:51,949 - (screaming) - Ted, what the fuck, man? 90 00:04:51,951 --> 00:04:53,915 He woke up. And we can't have you 91 00:04:53,917 --> 00:04:55,615 talking about this, now, can we, Randy? 92 00:04:55,617 --> 00:04:58,015 It hasn't even started yet, man. 93 00:04:58,017 --> 00:04:59,648 - TED: Oh, geez. - RICHARD: What the fuck? 94 00:04:59,650 --> 00:05:01,082 TED: You guys just gonna stand there? 95 00:05:01,084 --> 00:05:02,115 - Oh! - Oh! 96 00:05:02,117 --> 00:05:04,049 (clamoring) 97 00:05:04,051 --> 00:05:05,915 Oh, my God. 98 00:05:05,917 --> 00:05:07,548 - Uh, whoa. - Hey. Hey, hey, hey. Chill. 99 00:05:07,550 --> 00:05:08,982 TED: You need to just-just take it easy. 100 00:05:08,984 --> 00:05:10,982 - Oh, hey. - LIBERTY: All right, all right. 101 00:05:10,984 --> 00:05:12,882 - MARTIN: Whoa. Whoa, whoa. - TED: Shit. Shit. 102 00:05:12,884 --> 00:05:14,915 - Oh, my God! - LIBERTY: Oh, that's gross. 103 00:05:14,917 --> 00:05:16,049 (grunts) Grab him! 104 00:05:16,051 --> 00:05:16,848 - (grunting) - No! Stop! 105 00:05:16,850 --> 00:05:17,815 All right, all right, all right. 106 00:05:17,817 --> 00:05:19,015 - Hold on, hold on. Hold on. - Motherfucker. 107 00:05:19,017 --> 00:05:21,282 - It's okay, now. All right, all right. - LIBERTY: Oh, no! 108 00:05:21,284 --> 00:05:22,817 ATHENA: Hey. 109 00:05:24,884 --> 00:05:26,715 (gasping) 110 00:05:26,717 --> 00:05:28,815 - Put him in the back with the rest. - This isn't right. 111 00:05:28,817 --> 00:05:30,015 I mean, he doesn't even know. 112 00:05:30,017 --> 00:05:31,581 I mean, it hasn't even started yet. 113 00:05:31,583 --> 00:05:32,750 - (Randy yelling) - God. 114 00:05:33,817 --> 00:05:35,748 (Randy whimpers) 115 00:05:35,750 --> 00:05:38,082 ATHENA: No sentimentality, comrade. 116 00:05:38,084 --> 00:05:39,915 (eyeball plops on floor) 117 00:05:39,917 --> 00:05:41,850 War is war. 118 00:05:43,817 --> 00:05:45,615 (Richard and Liberty sigh) 119 00:05:45,617 --> 00:05:49,682 Oh, uh, thanks. 120 00:05:49,684 --> 00:05:51,915 - Oh. - (Ted sighs) 121 00:05:51,917 --> 00:05:54,450 (grunting) 122 00:05:56,917 --> 00:05:59,082 (Martin sighs) 123 00:05:59,084 --> 00:06:00,848 Would you... would you grab me 124 00:06:00,850 --> 00:06:02,684 a little seltzer water or something? 125 00:06:03,717 --> 00:06:05,884 (Ted grunting, panting) 126 00:06:14,917 --> 00:06:16,817 (grunts) 127 00:06:18,517 --> 00:06:20,450 Fucking redneck. 128 00:06:21,917 --> 00:06:23,917 ♪ ♪ 129 00:06:25,817 --> 00:06:27,817 H-Help. 130 00:06:38,084 --> 00:06:40,450 ♪ ♪ 131 00:06:53,084 --> 00:06:55,418 (wind whistling) 132 00:07:00,084 --> 00:07:02,450 (birds chirping) 133 00:07:06,583 --> 00:07:08,982 (coughing) 134 00:07:08,984 --> 00:07:10,915 (gasps, pants) 135 00:07:10,917 --> 00:07:12,784 (coughing) 136 00:07:36,092 --> 00:07:37,858 (gasps) 137 00:07:46,892 --> 00:07:49,157 (muffled): Oh, God. 138 00:07:49,159 --> 00:07:50,925 (coughs) 139 00:08:14,359 --> 00:08:17,259 Hey. Hey. 140 00:08:23,426 --> 00:08:26,023 Hello! 141 00:08:26,025 --> 00:08:29,092 (sniffs, coughs) 142 00:08:36,225 --> 00:08:38,225 ♪ ♪ 143 00:08:44,359 --> 00:08:46,225 Hey. 144 00:08:48,925 --> 00:08:50,956 (clattering nearby) 145 00:08:50,958 --> 00:08:53,292 What the hell is this? 146 00:08:55,359 --> 00:08:57,359 ♪ ♪ 147 00:09:15,459 --> 00:09:17,457 ♪ ♪ 148 00:09:17,459 --> 00:09:19,825 (panting) 149 00:09:29,958 --> 00:09:31,958 ♪ ♪ 150 00:09:43,225 --> 00:09:44,992 What? 151 00:09:53,192 --> 00:09:54,990 DON: Oh, no! No, no, no. 152 00:09:54,992 --> 00:09:56,257 (muffled): Oh, no. It's a trap. 153 00:09:56,259 --> 00:09:58,390 - Huh? - Trap. 154 00:09:58,392 --> 00:09:59,923 Trap. 155 00:09:59,925 --> 00:10:01,426 (groans) 156 00:10:02,958 --> 00:10:04,424 (grunting) 157 00:10:04,426 --> 00:10:05,956 Oh, my God! 158 00:10:05,958 --> 00:10:07,324 (groans) 159 00:10:07,326 --> 00:10:09,858 - (whimpering) - (wood creaking) 160 00:10:13,025 --> 00:10:15,092 (grunting) 161 00:10:16,992 --> 00:10:18,958 (panting) 162 00:10:26,426 --> 00:10:29,092 (grunting) 163 00:10:45,125 --> 00:10:47,125 (grunts) 164 00:10:57,659 --> 00:11:00,092 (snorts, squeals) 165 00:11:06,392 --> 00:11:08,092 Huh. 166 00:11:09,359 --> 00:11:11,292 What the fuck? 167 00:11:15,092 --> 00:11:17,057 (grunts) 168 00:11:17,059 --> 00:11:19,059 ♪ ♪ 169 00:11:36,159 --> 00:11:38,192 (metallic creaking, clanking) 170 00:11:42,459 --> 00:11:44,925 ♪ ♪ 171 00:11:55,459 --> 00:11:57,159 (Don grunts) 172 00:11:59,459 --> 00:12:02,359 (panting) 173 00:12:11,925 --> 00:12:13,793 DEAD SEXY: What's that? 174 00:12:15,958 --> 00:12:18,892 (indistinct chatter) 175 00:12:23,025 --> 00:12:24,892 (grunts) 176 00:12:28,925 --> 00:12:30,092 Hey! 177 00:12:34,292 --> 00:12:36,392 - Thank you. (grunts) - (muffled chatter) 178 00:12:38,326 --> 00:12:40,125 (grunts) 179 00:12:41,958 --> 00:12:43,324 (grunts, exhales sharply) 180 00:12:43,326 --> 00:12:45,023 Thank you. 181 00:12:45,025 --> 00:12:46,657 Sh... Yeah, yeah, sorry. 182 00:12:46,659 --> 00:12:48,925 - All right. - (indistinct, muffled chatter) 183 00:12:51,125 --> 00:12:52,490 This ought to help, huh? 184 00:12:52,492 --> 00:12:54,090 Yeah. (coughs) 185 00:12:54,092 --> 00:12:55,390 All right, there you go. 186 00:12:55,392 --> 00:12:57,090 All right, hey, guys, I got keys. 187 00:12:57,092 --> 00:12:59,223 - I got keys. Here, here, here. - (grunting) 188 00:12:59,225 --> 00:13:00,923 Here. Turn around. 189 00:13:00,925 --> 00:13:02,357 Turn around. Let me help get you unlocked. 190 00:13:02,359 --> 00:13:04,490 What is happening? Wh-Wh-What is all of this? 191 00:13:04,492 --> 00:13:06,657 Yeah, fuck if I know. Here. 192 00:13:06,659 --> 00:13:08,223 Oh, I can't use that. 193 00:13:08,225 --> 00:13:10,057 Can you do this? 194 00:13:10,059 --> 00:13:11,424 Yeah. 195 00:13:11,426 --> 00:13:13,157 You can squeeze a trigger, then. 196 00:13:13,159 --> 00:13:14,457 Take it. 197 00:13:14,459 --> 00:13:16,357 MAN: What is this? What the fuck is this, man? 198 00:13:16,359 --> 00:13:17,923 WOMAN: What do we need guns for? 199 00:13:17,925 --> 00:13:19,057 MAN: We'll get out of here. 200 00:13:19,059 --> 00:13:20,223 MAN: TEC-9, Lou. 201 00:13:20,225 --> 00:13:21,990 (sighs) 202 00:13:21,992 --> 00:13:23,925 Hey. 203 00:13:27,225 --> 00:13:29,457 Hey. Let me show you. 204 00:13:29,459 --> 00:13:30,424 - Safety. - (gun clicks) 205 00:13:30,426 --> 00:13:33,190 Give it a flick, you're ready to party, okay? 206 00:13:33,192 --> 00:13:34,657 Thanks. 207 00:13:34,659 --> 00:13:35,956 You're welcome. 208 00:13:35,958 --> 00:13:37,956 (distant bang) 209 00:13:37,958 --> 00:13:40,057 - What was that? - I think that was a rifle. 210 00:13:40,059 --> 00:13:41,123 - (gunshot) - (bullet ricochets) 211 00:13:41,125 --> 00:13:43,023 - (frantic chatter) - Everybody get the fuck down! 212 00:13:43,025 --> 00:13:44,290 - Move! - Go! Go! Go! - (gunshot) 213 00:13:44,292 --> 00:13:45,925 - That almost hit me. - (bullet whizzes) 214 00:13:48,125 --> 00:13:50,092 (exhales sharply) 215 00:13:52,459 --> 00:13:54,457 F... 216 00:13:54,459 --> 00:13:56,457 Oh, f... 217 00:13:56,459 --> 00:13:59,426 Jesus Ch-Christ. 218 00:14:01,192 --> 00:14:04,092 - (gunshot) - (Dead Sexy panting) 219 00:14:05,958 --> 00:14:07,223 Over there. 220 00:14:07,225 --> 00:14:08,324 - (gunshot) - (gasps) 221 00:14:08,326 --> 00:14:09,390 (rapid gunfire) 222 00:14:09,392 --> 00:14:11,092 (yelling) 223 00:14:14,426 --> 00:14:16,890 - What the fuck? - (gunshot) 224 00:14:16,892 --> 00:14:18,290 (gasps, pants) 225 00:14:18,292 --> 00:14:20,424 - (gunshot) - DEAD SEXY: Come on, let's go. 226 00:14:20,426 --> 00:14:21,958 Move! (grunts) 227 00:14:24,225 --> 00:14:25,892 - (heavy gunfire) - (screams) 228 00:14:26,426 --> 00:14:28,125 (yelps) 229 00:14:31,059 --> 00:14:33,123 DEAD SEXY: Help! 230 00:14:33,125 --> 00:14:35,259 (gunfire) 231 00:14:36,259 --> 00:14:38,890 (panting) 232 00:14:38,892 --> 00:14:40,956 DEAD SEXY: Help! 233 00:14:40,958 --> 00:14:43,059 Help! (panting) 234 00:14:45,892 --> 00:14:47,090 (Dead Sexy whimpers) 235 00:14:47,092 --> 00:14:49,956 - I fell. - It's okay. It's okay. 236 00:14:49,958 --> 00:14:52,123 (whimpering): I fell. 237 00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:54,357 It's my birthday tomorrow. 238 00:14:54,359 --> 00:14:56,490 - What? - I'm gonna eat a whole pie. 239 00:14:56,492 --> 00:14:58,090 - Oh, God. - (whimpers) 240 00:14:58,092 --> 00:14:59,424 Come on, reach for me. Come on. 241 00:14:59,426 --> 00:15:01,223 Come on. "Happy birthday" on three, okay? 242 00:15:01,225 --> 00:15:03,257 - One, two, happy birthday! - (pained grunting) 243 00:15:03,259 --> 00:15:04,958 (yells) 244 00:15:06,459 --> 00:15:08,223 (screams, whimpers) 245 00:15:08,225 --> 00:15:09,923 Go. Here we go. Good job. 246 00:15:09,925 --> 00:15:11,357 - Good job. Ready? - Yeah. 247 00:15:11,359 --> 00:15:13,890 All right, let's get the fuck out of here. Come on. 248 00:15:13,892 --> 00:15:15,958 (both grunting, panting) 249 00:15:17,992 --> 00:15:19,890 (click) 250 00:15:19,892 --> 00:15:21,225 (sighs) 251 00:15:27,492 --> 00:15:30,390 - (Dead Sexy whimpers) - Holy fuck. 252 00:15:30,392 --> 00:15:32,290 - (panting) - (gunshot) 253 00:15:32,292 --> 00:15:35,059 - Fucking Jesus Christ. Hey. - (bullet whizzes) 254 00:15:36,225 --> 00:15:37,490 Shoot me. 255 00:15:37,492 --> 00:15:39,023 No, no, no, I'm not gonna shoot you. 256 00:15:39,025 --> 00:15:40,424 No. No, wait. No, no, no! 257 00:15:40,426 --> 00:15:42,357 Let go, you fucking snowflake! 258 00:15:42,359 --> 00:15:45,326 - Don't do it! Don't... (groans) - (gunshot) 259 00:15:49,659 --> 00:15:52,157 - (gunfire) - Jesus fucking Christ. 260 00:15:52,159 --> 00:15:53,359 (grunts) 261 00:15:58,359 --> 00:16:00,359 ♪ ♪ 262 00:16:10,426 --> 00:16:11,892 Okay. 263 00:16:13,925 --> 00:16:15,092 Fuck. 264 00:16:19,992 --> 00:16:21,992 (footsteps approaching) 265 00:16:24,992 --> 00:16:26,357 Whoa, don't shoot, asshole. 266 00:16:26,359 --> 00:16:27,958 I'm on your side. 267 00:16:30,492 --> 00:16:33,090 They with us, too? 268 00:16:33,092 --> 00:16:34,890 Yeah. 269 00:16:34,892 --> 00:16:37,390 - Road means civilization. - What? 270 00:16:37,392 --> 00:16:38,890 Civilization's our fucking friend. 271 00:16:38,892 --> 00:16:40,090 VANILLA NICE: Hey, folks. 272 00:16:40,092 --> 00:16:41,457 What's the plan, khaki man? 273 00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:44,090 - Trying to figure it out. - Sorry. 274 00:16:44,092 --> 00:16:45,424 Looks like we're gonna have to climb this bitch. 275 00:16:45,426 --> 00:16:48,023 You know what this is, right? 276 00:16:48,025 --> 00:16:50,090 - Goddamn Manorgate. - That shit's real? 277 00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:52,090 Seems pretty fucking real to me. 278 00:16:52,092 --> 00:16:54,090 - Yeah, right, come on. Up, up, up. - I'm going. - Fuck. 279 00:16:54,092 --> 00:16:55,992 STATEN ISLAND (grunting): Yeah. 280 00:17:00,459 --> 00:17:03,292 (all grunting) 281 00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:06,956 - (object whizzes, thuds) - What? 282 00:17:06,958 --> 00:17:09,324 - What the fuck was that? - STATEN ISLAND: Hurry. 283 00:17:09,326 --> 00:17:10,890 - Oh, shit, that's fucking arrows, dude. - Fuck. 284 00:17:10,892 --> 00:17:12,057 Hurry up. 285 00:17:12,059 --> 00:17:13,457 I got you. I got you. 286 00:17:13,459 --> 00:17:14,923 - Jesus fucking Christ. - No, no, no, keep climbing. 287 00:17:14,925 --> 00:17:16,057 I'm gonna help you. Come on. 288 00:17:16,059 --> 00:17:17,457 - (groans) - No! Keep climbing. 289 00:17:17,459 --> 00:17:18,890 Keep climbing. Come on, no, no, no. 290 00:17:18,892 --> 00:17:20,324 Up, up. Go up. 291 00:17:20,326 --> 00:17:22,259 What is this Avatar shit? 292 00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:24,357 We should go. 293 00:17:24,359 --> 00:17:26,359 - Fuck it. - Run! 294 00:17:34,292 --> 00:17:37,092 - (arrow whizzes) - (gunshot) 295 00:17:43,092 --> 00:17:44,858 (groans) 296 00:17:50,992 --> 00:17:52,326 (gurgles) 297 00:17:58,159 --> 00:17:59,657 LIBERTY: Why isn't it working? 298 00:17:59,659 --> 00:18:01,223 MARTIN: Wait. Did you pull the pin? 299 00:18:01,225 --> 00:18:03,923 - LIBERTY: Ah, shit. - (pin clinking) 300 00:18:03,925 --> 00:18:05,092 (gulps) 301 00:18:06,392 --> 00:18:08,090 - (loud boom) - What was that? 302 00:18:08,092 --> 00:18:10,123 That's another one of us getting blown the fuck up. 303 00:18:10,125 --> 00:18:11,457 - Fuck. - We got to find shelter. 304 00:18:11,459 --> 00:18:13,125 Come on! 305 00:18:23,025 --> 00:18:24,057 (jingles) 306 00:18:24,059 --> 00:18:25,125 (sniffs sharply) 307 00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:33,057 (panting) 308 00:18:33,059 --> 00:18:34,956 There's about $200 in the cash register. 309 00:18:34,958 --> 00:18:36,092 It's all yours. 310 00:18:37,392 --> 00:18:39,326 Give me a hand here. Come on. 311 00:18:40,359 --> 00:18:42,657 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stop. 312 00:18:42,659 --> 00:18:44,357 Where are we? 313 00:18:44,359 --> 00:18:45,990 MA: What? 314 00:18:45,992 --> 00:18:47,123 Look, son, we don't want no trouble. 315 00:18:47,125 --> 00:18:49,357 - Just take the money. - I don't want your damn money. 316 00:18:49,359 --> 00:18:51,123 Where the fuck are we? 317 00:18:51,125 --> 00:18:53,657 Well, Route 31, right outside of Elaine. 318 00:18:53,659 --> 00:18:55,223 Elaine, where? 319 00:18:55,225 --> 00:18:56,490 Which state? 320 00:18:56,492 --> 00:18:58,023 Arkansas. 321 00:18:58,025 --> 00:18:59,956 VANILLA NICE: What? 322 00:18:59,958 --> 00:19:01,223 We're in Arkansas? 323 00:19:01,225 --> 00:19:04,057 Wha... Man, Jesus. 324 00:19:04,059 --> 00:19:05,925 Fucking Arkansas. 325 00:19:07,225 --> 00:19:09,090 - You got a phone? - MA: Please. 326 00:19:09,092 --> 00:19:10,890 We have children. We have grandchildren. 327 00:19:10,892 --> 00:19:12,324 Oh, you have grandchildren? Can I see a picture of them? 328 00:19:12,326 --> 00:19:14,157 I'm just kidding. I give a fuck. Give me the phone. 329 00:19:14,159 --> 00:19:16,890 Son, whatever's going on here... 330 00:19:16,892 --> 00:19:18,190 What's going on is we're getting goddamn hunted. 331 00:19:18,192 --> 00:19:20,657 - MA: But y'all have guns. - (line ringing) 332 00:19:20,659 --> 00:19:22,990 Yeah, to defend ourselves. 333 00:19:22,992 --> 00:19:25,223 - Hello? - OPERATOR: 911. What's your emergency? 334 00:19:25,225 --> 00:19:26,424 Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's been a killing spree. 335 00:19:26,426 --> 00:19:29,023 - You gotta come here right now. - Can you repeat that, sir? 336 00:19:29,025 --> 00:19:31,290 There's been a murder spree in the woods, a fucking massacre. 337 00:19:31,292 --> 00:19:33,257 It-it-it's Manorgate! 338 00:19:33,259 --> 00:19:34,357 OPERATOR: I'm sorry, sir. 339 00:19:34,359 --> 00:19:35,457 I'm having trouble understanding you. 340 00:19:35,459 --> 00:19:37,023 Manorgate. 341 00:19:37,025 --> 00:19:39,023 Just fucking google it! 342 00:19:39,025 --> 00:19:40,357 OPERATOR: I can't google it right now. 343 00:19:40,359 --> 00:19:42,190 - Listen to me, okay? - We can't do that. 344 00:19:42,192 --> 00:19:43,257 We woke up with these gags in our mouth, 345 00:19:43,259 --> 00:19:45,090 and they had these... these locks on 'em and... 346 00:19:45,092 --> 00:19:47,090 Sir, I need the address of your emergency. 347 00:19:47,092 --> 00:19:49,424 Do you want my address in Staten Island, New York, 348 00:19:49,426 --> 00:19:51,390 where I went to a bar after work 349 00:19:51,392 --> 00:19:53,324 and I don't remember anything because they drugged me, 350 00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:54,890 they drugged all of us? 351 00:19:54,892 --> 00:19:56,090 Where'd they get you from? 352 00:19:56,092 --> 00:19:57,357 Wyoming. 353 00:19:57,359 --> 00:19:59,157 Orlando. 354 00:19:59,159 --> 00:20:01,223 (sighs) Fuck. 355 00:20:01,225 --> 00:20:03,057 All right, listen to me. 356 00:20:03,059 --> 00:20:04,457 They grabbed us from all over, 357 00:20:04,459 --> 00:20:06,357 and they brought us here to kill us, 358 00:20:06,359 --> 00:20:08,023 and they're still trying to kill us. 359 00:20:08,025 --> 00:20:09,390 And they're coming down the fucking road, 360 00:20:09,392 --> 00:20:11,223 and they're gonna be here any fucking second. 361 00:20:11,225 --> 00:20:13,223 Okay. What is your current location, sir? 362 00:20:13,225 --> 00:20:14,490 I-I am at a gas station! 363 00:20:14,492 --> 00:20:17,123 Could you please just trace the call? 364 00:20:17,125 --> 00:20:19,923 Of course. That's a... that's a great idea. 365 00:20:19,925 --> 00:20:21,424 We'll trace you, sir. 366 00:20:21,426 --> 00:20:22,990 Sit tight. 367 00:20:22,992 --> 00:20:24,190 - Okay. - Help's on the way. 368 00:20:24,192 --> 00:20:25,457 Good. 369 00:20:25,459 --> 00:20:27,825 (click, dial tone) 370 00:20:29,225 --> 00:20:31,059 Wh-What'd they say, dude? 371 00:20:32,092 --> 00:20:33,190 They said they're coming. 372 00:20:33,192 --> 00:20:34,359 Thank Christ. 373 00:20:36,059 --> 00:20:37,990 - Hey, let me get one of them. - Get your own. 374 00:20:37,992 --> 00:20:39,157 POP: Son, would you mind putting your gun away? 375 00:20:39,159 --> 00:20:40,990 You seem a little worked up, 376 00:20:40,992 --> 00:20:43,390 and you don't want it to go off by accident. 377 00:20:43,392 --> 00:20:45,956 It's not gonna go off on accident. I own seven guns. 378 00:20:45,958 --> 00:20:47,324 - MA: Why? - What? 379 00:20:47,326 --> 00:20:50,090 Wh-Wh-Why do you own seven guns? 380 00:20:50,092 --> 00:20:51,890 - "Stand your ground." - Because it's my constitutional right 381 00:20:51,892 --> 00:20:53,190 to protect myself if I should ever 382 00:20:53,192 --> 00:20:54,490 happen to be getting fucking shot at, 383 00:20:54,492 --> 00:20:56,123 which is exactly what's happening right now. 384 00:20:56,125 --> 00:20:57,290 Is that okay? 385 00:20:57,292 --> 00:21:01,123 So, those people that are shooting at you, 386 00:21:01,125 --> 00:21:04,956 they're just exercising the very same right? 387 00:21:04,958 --> 00:21:06,657 What the fuck are you talking about? 388 00:21:06,659 --> 00:21:09,290 "Will there be sugar after the Rebellion?" 389 00:21:09,292 --> 00:21:11,157 STATEN ISLAND: Is she okay? 390 00:21:11,159 --> 00:21:12,490 Oh, sure, she's fine. 391 00:21:12,492 --> 00:21:14,025 How are you? 392 00:21:15,459 --> 00:21:19,157 (groans, clears throat) 393 00:21:19,159 --> 00:21:20,956 - What the fuck? - (strained grunt) 394 00:21:20,958 --> 00:21:22,490 - Hey, you okay? - What's wrong? - (gagging) 395 00:21:22,492 --> 00:21:24,157 VANILLA NICE: Hey, get some water, dude! 396 00:21:24,159 --> 00:21:25,223 - What's wrong with her? - I don't... I don't... 397 00:21:25,225 --> 00:21:26,290 What happened to her? 398 00:21:26,292 --> 00:21:28,057 Oh, damn. No, no, no, no, no. 399 00:21:28,059 --> 00:21:29,357 - Fuck. - Come on. Sit up. Come on. 400 00:21:29,359 --> 00:21:31,090 Hey, uh, get some water, dude. 401 00:21:31,092 --> 00:21:32,490 - I think she's dianetic. - (retching) 402 00:21:32,492 --> 00:21:34,057 Oh, sh... Oh, my God. 403 00:21:34,059 --> 00:21:36,259 (gas hissing) 404 00:21:40,092 --> 00:21:41,390 (grunts, gasps) 405 00:21:41,392 --> 00:21:44,923 - (laughing) - (Staten Island groaning) 406 00:21:44,925 --> 00:21:46,357 Don't make a mess. 407 00:21:46,359 --> 00:21:48,090 What? 408 00:21:48,092 --> 00:21:50,392 I'm not cleaning him up. 409 00:21:51,925 --> 00:21:54,192 (Vanilla Nice gasping, groaning) 410 00:21:57,292 --> 00:21:59,092 (Pop grunting) 411 00:22:03,359 --> 00:22:05,092 (Vanilla Nice coughs) 412 00:22:06,159 --> 00:22:07,359 You're going to hell. 413 00:22:09,492 --> 00:22:11,657 I don't believe in hell. 414 00:22:11,659 --> 00:22:14,923 As you so eloquently posted, 415 00:22:14,925 --> 00:22:17,357 I'm a "godless elite." 416 00:22:17,359 --> 00:22:20,090 For the record, asshole, 417 00:22:20,092 --> 00:22:23,025 climate change is real. 418 00:22:24,225 --> 00:22:25,357 (yells viciously) 419 00:22:25,359 --> 00:22:27,225 Hit the vent, honey. 420 00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:42,357 I'll get a mop. 421 00:22:42,359 --> 00:22:44,492 (Ma grunting) 422 00:22:48,392 --> 00:22:50,225 (strained grunting) 423 00:22:53,225 --> 00:22:55,359 (groans, pants) 424 00:22:59,125 --> 00:23:01,257 - (grunts) Sorry. - (objects rattling) 425 00:23:01,259 --> 00:23:03,359 (panting) 426 00:23:05,025 --> 00:23:07,123 - (rattling) - Oh, sorry again. 427 00:23:07,125 --> 00:23:09,192 (pants, groans) 428 00:23:11,992 --> 00:23:14,326 (grunts, sighs) 429 00:23:20,392 --> 00:23:22,225 (groans) 430 00:23:33,059 --> 00:23:34,925 Oh. 431 00:23:37,159 --> 00:23:39,357 What? 432 00:23:39,359 --> 00:23:40,923 Nothing. 433 00:23:40,925 --> 00:23:42,090 Oh, come on, honey. 434 00:23:42,092 --> 00:23:43,357 Tell me, what's wrong? 435 00:23:43,359 --> 00:23:45,890 He's wearing a wedding ring. 436 00:23:45,892 --> 00:23:47,357 He's a monster. 437 00:23:47,359 --> 00:23:49,956 Honey, he probably uses the "N" word. 438 00:23:49,958 --> 00:23:53,956 And not even in private. He probably uses it on Twitter. 439 00:23:53,958 --> 00:23:57,123 Those people suffered 400 years of bondage 440 00:23:57,125 --> 00:23:59,357 at the hands of that piece of shit's ancestors. 441 00:23:59,359 --> 00:24:00,390 "Those people"? 442 00:24:00,392 --> 00:24:02,925 (sighs) Sorry. Black people. 443 00:24:04,125 --> 00:24:05,890 African Americans. 444 00:24:05,892 --> 00:24:07,290 - Honey, it's... - Privilege, Julius. 445 00:24:07,292 --> 00:24:09,956 It's perfectly fine to call them "black" again. 446 00:24:09,958 --> 00:24:11,123 (scoffs) 447 00:24:11,125 --> 00:24:12,657 According to who? 448 00:24:12,659 --> 00:24:13,956 NPR. 449 00:24:13,958 --> 00:24:16,426 Which consists almost exclusively of... 450 00:24:17,925 --> 00:24:19,159 White people. 451 00:24:21,192 --> 00:24:23,290 (sighs) We're the fucking worst. 452 00:24:23,292 --> 00:24:25,190 - ATHENA (over radio): Hello? Come in. - Oh. 453 00:24:25,192 --> 00:24:26,390 MA: We're coming. 454 00:24:26,392 --> 00:24:28,157 ATHENA: You there? 455 00:24:28,159 --> 00:24:29,490 Hey! We're here. 456 00:24:29,492 --> 00:24:31,090 We got three of 'em. 457 00:24:31,092 --> 00:24:34,923 Mollie, Moses and Mr. Whymper. 458 00:24:34,925 --> 00:24:36,357 ATHENA: Yeah? Great. Liberty got Boxer. 459 00:24:36,359 --> 00:24:39,157 Stuck him full of arrows and then blew him to pieces. 460 00:24:39,159 --> 00:24:40,324 - It was brutal. Anyway... - Oh. 461 00:24:40,326 --> 00:24:41,457 Snowball's headed toward you now. 462 00:24:41,459 --> 00:24:43,657 She's maybe five minutes out. 463 00:24:43,659 --> 00:24:46,057 You gonna be ready, or do you need us to slow her down? 464 00:24:46,059 --> 00:24:47,424 - We're good. - MA: No need. 465 00:24:47,426 --> 00:24:49,157 - We're ready. - ATHENA: Great. 466 00:24:49,159 --> 00:24:51,257 She's unarmed, so have some fun with it. 467 00:24:51,259 --> 00:24:53,157 MA: Roger that. 468 00:24:53,159 --> 00:24:55,223 Over and out. (sighs) 469 00:24:55,225 --> 00:24:56,925 Honey, that's poison! 470 00:25:00,326 --> 00:25:01,990 Y-You rigged the soda? 471 00:25:01,992 --> 00:25:05,223 No. There are 43 grams of sugar in that bottle. 472 00:25:05,225 --> 00:25:07,357 Oh, good God, Miranda. You really scared me. 473 00:25:07,359 --> 00:25:10,292 I am not going to apologize for caring. 474 00:25:11,958 --> 00:25:13,390 Mm. (chuckles) 475 00:25:13,392 --> 00:25:15,357 All right, then. 476 00:25:15,359 --> 00:25:17,257 - Let's get some more. - Okay. 477 00:25:17,259 --> 00:25:18,890 NEWSMAN: The climate-change myth 478 00:25:18,892 --> 00:25:20,357 suffered another blow today with... 479 00:25:20,359 --> 00:25:21,825 (Pop groans) 480 00:25:24,192 --> 00:25:25,890 What's going on? 481 00:25:25,892 --> 00:25:27,892 Okay, here she comes. 482 00:25:33,958 --> 00:25:36,057 - (bell dings) - (hinges creaking) 483 00:25:36,059 --> 00:25:38,059 (insects trilling) 484 00:25:47,459 --> 00:25:49,357 POP: Hey there. 485 00:25:49,359 --> 00:25:51,825 Help you? 486 00:26:01,359 --> 00:26:03,324 Get a pack of lights, please. 487 00:26:03,326 --> 00:26:05,223 Coming right up. 488 00:26:05,225 --> 00:26:06,657 You want to fill 'er up? 489 00:26:06,659 --> 00:26:09,190 (clicks tongue) I don't have a car. 490 00:26:09,192 --> 00:26:10,257 (chuckling): Oh. 491 00:26:10,259 --> 00:26:12,157 Y-You walked over. 492 00:26:12,159 --> 00:26:14,090 Oh. Sh... 493 00:26:14,092 --> 00:26:15,392 Oh. 494 00:26:19,025 --> 00:26:21,159 Everything okay? 495 00:26:23,392 --> 00:26:26,324 - I lost my wallet. - MA and POP: Oh. 496 00:26:26,326 --> 00:26:29,956 It's for, um, emergencies. 497 00:26:29,958 --> 00:26:32,090 MA: You want some matches with that? 498 00:26:32,092 --> 00:26:33,290 Yeah. 499 00:26:33,292 --> 00:26:35,290 CRYSTAL: All sweaty. 500 00:26:35,292 --> 00:26:37,123 - (buttons clicking) - (cash register dings) 501 00:26:37,125 --> 00:26:38,956 What state is this? 502 00:26:38,958 --> 00:26:40,392 Sorry? 503 00:26:41,958 --> 00:26:43,890 You don't understand the question? 504 00:26:43,892 --> 00:26:45,956 Oh, no, I did. Just... 505 00:26:45,958 --> 00:26:47,457 Most people know where they are. 506 00:26:47,459 --> 00:26:49,290 (Ma and Pop chuckle) 507 00:26:49,292 --> 00:26:52,159 Well, I ain't most people. (chuckles softly) 508 00:26:56,659 --> 00:27:00,059 You're in the glorious state of Arkansas. 509 00:27:08,359 --> 00:27:10,057 Is there anything else that... 510 00:27:10,059 --> 00:27:11,958 (grunting and groaning) 511 00:27:14,925 --> 00:27:16,059 (Pop yells) 512 00:27:17,659 --> 00:27:19,657 No! No, please, no! 513 00:27:19,659 --> 00:27:22,023 Cigarettes in Arkansas only cost six bucks. 514 00:27:22,025 --> 00:27:24,023 You fucked up, bitch! 515 00:27:24,025 --> 00:27:25,990 - (screams) - (gun blasts) 516 00:27:25,992 --> 00:27:29,157 ("Fairytale in the Supermarket" by The Raincoats playing) 517 00:27:29,159 --> 00:27:31,457 ♪ The times I forgot ♪ 518 00:27:31,459 --> 00:27:34,890 ♪ But never forgot ♪ 519 00:27:34,892 --> 00:27:36,023 Hmm. 520 00:27:36,025 --> 00:27:38,357 ♪ I don't know ♪ 521 00:27:38,359 --> 00:27:42,157 ♪ The books that you read ♪ 522 00:27:42,159 --> 00:27:44,890 ♪ But you don't say ♪ 523 00:27:44,892 --> 00:27:48,490 ♪ That love never externalizes ♪ 524 00:27:48,492 --> 00:27:51,257 ♪ You're rereading a book ♪ 525 00:27:51,259 --> 00:27:55,190 ♪ To feel reassured ♪ 526 00:27:55,192 --> 00:27:58,190 ♪ By the life ♪ 527 00:27:58,192 --> 00:28:01,956 ♪ Of your favorite hero ♪ 528 00:28:01,958 --> 00:28:05,023 ♪ But don't worry ♪ 529 00:28:05,025 --> 00:28:08,223 ♪ Honey, don't worry ♪ 530 00:28:08,225 --> 00:28:11,257 ♪ This is just ♪ 531 00:28:11,259 --> 00:28:14,956 ♪ A fairy tale ♪ 532 00:28:14,958 --> 00:28:18,157 ♪ Happening in ♪ 533 00:28:18,159 --> 00:28:22,490 ♪ The supermarket. ♪ 534 00:28:22,492 --> 00:28:24,825 (hinges creaking) 535 00:28:26,359 --> 00:28:28,025 (bell jingles) 536 00:28:36,092 --> 00:28:38,092 (bird cawing) 537 00:28:40,492 --> 00:28:42,825 ♪ ♪ 538 00:29:01,492 --> 00:29:03,825 ♪ ♪ 539 00:29:23,292 --> 00:29:25,292 ♪ ♪ 540 00:29:36,092 --> 00:29:38,023 - (sighs) - (radio beeps) 541 00:29:38,025 --> 00:29:39,990 ATHENA (over radio): Hello? 542 00:29:39,992 --> 00:29:42,023 Julius? Miranda! 543 00:29:42,025 --> 00:29:43,490 Are you there? 544 00:29:43,492 --> 00:29:46,090 (radio crackles) 545 00:29:46,092 --> 00:29:48,290 - Richard, are you on? - RICHARD: Yeah, uh, uh, yes. 546 00:29:48,292 --> 00:29:50,157 A-Affirmative, I'm here. 547 00:29:50,159 --> 00:29:52,923 LIBERTY: This is Liberty. I can't find Orwell. 548 00:29:52,925 --> 00:29:54,223 RICHARD: Which one's Orwell? 549 00:29:54,225 --> 00:29:55,357 LIBERTY: Orwell is the pig. 550 00:29:55,359 --> 00:29:56,657 RICHARD: You named the fucking pig? 551 00:29:56,659 --> 00:29:57,890 ATHENA: Richard, enough. 552 00:29:57,892 --> 00:29:59,357 Did anyone see Snowball go in? 553 00:29:59,359 --> 00:30:02,023 RICHARD: Uh, no, we lost visual at the road. 554 00:30:02,025 --> 00:30:03,923 ATHENA: Why don't you go take a look? 555 00:30:03,925 --> 00:30:06,092 RICHARD: Go take a... Yes. 10-4. 556 00:30:10,925 --> 00:30:13,192 (device buzzing nearby) 557 00:30:23,958 --> 00:30:26,257 RICHARD: I don't see anybody inside. 558 00:30:26,259 --> 00:30:28,157 I-I guess I should... 559 00:30:28,159 --> 00:30:30,657 - I guess I should check around the back. - (gunfire) 560 00:30:30,659 --> 00:30:32,257 Shit, I-I lost the... 561 00:30:32,259 --> 00:30:34,023 - ATHENA: What happened? - RICHARD: I don't know. 562 00:30:34,025 --> 00:30:36,223 I-I can't see anything. The signal went out. 563 00:30:36,225 --> 00:30:38,023 ATHENA: Turn your radio off. 564 00:30:38,025 --> 00:30:39,956 RICHARD: What? 565 00:30:39,958 --> 00:30:42,090 ATHENA: Turn your fucking radio off now! 566 00:30:42,092 --> 00:30:43,958 (radio crackles, beeps) 567 00:30:46,359 --> 00:30:48,958 At least one of you is smart. 568 00:30:58,225 --> 00:31:00,359 (grunting) 569 00:31:09,459 --> 00:31:11,259 (whistles) 570 00:31:14,892 --> 00:31:17,090 Don't fucking move! 571 00:31:17,092 --> 00:31:19,390 You lower your gun. 572 00:31:19,392 --> 00:31:20,956 I'm a friendly. 573 00:31:20,958 --> 00:31:22,123 How do I know that? 574 00:31:22,125 --> 00:31:23,825 Why don't you pull that door handle? 575 00:31:26,292 --> 00:31:29,157 Then you'll blow the fuck up, and then you'll know. 576 00:31:29,159 --> 00:31:31,159 Oh, shit. 577 00:31:41,292 --> 00:31:42,457 Thanks. 578 00:31:42,459 --> 00:31:44,357 You should not have shot that drone. 579 00:31:44,359 --> 00:31:46,357 But now they can't see us. 580 00:31:46,359 --> 00:31:48,526 Don't need to. You just told them we're here. 581 00:31:52,426 --> 00:31:53,923 Huh. Where you going? 582 00:31:53,925 --> 00:31:55,923 Saw some tracks earlier. 583 00:31:55,925 --> 00:31:57,890 I'm gonna follow 'em. 584 00:31:57,892 --> 00:31:59,292 Whose tracks? 585 00:32:00,426 --> 00:32:02,925 Hey, whose tracks? 586 00:32:04,225 --> 00:32:06,225 ♪ ♪ 587 00:32:12,392 --> 00:32:14,457 Why didn't they just kill you when you came in? 588 00:32:14,459 --> 00:32:15,990 Don't care. 589 00:32:15,992 --> 00:32:18,923 You want to hear my theory? 590 00:32:18,925 --> 00:32:20,290 Not really. 591 00:32:20,292 --> 00:32:22,457 Did you read that article? 592 00:32:22,459 --> 00:32:25,223 Every year, these liberal elites... 593 00:32:25,225 --> 00:32:28,956 you know, the globalist cucks who run the deep state... 594 00:32:28,958 --> 00:32:31,657 kidnap a bunch of normal folks like us 595 00:32:31,659 --> 00:32:34,023 and hunt us for fucking sport 596 00:32:34,025 --> 00:32:37,290 in, like, this mansion in Vermont or something. 597 00:32:37,292 --> 00:32:39,357 I forwarded that to 50 friends. 598 00:32:39,359 --> 00:32:41,257 It-It's not like I believed it. 599 00:32:41,259 --> 00:32:42,890 You believe it? 600 00:32:42,892 --> 00:32:44,390 That you have 50 friends? 601 00:32:44,392 --> 00:32:46,359 No, the rest of it. 602 00:32:48,459 --> 00:32:51,390 Mm... 603 00:32:51,392 --> 00:32:53,225 This ain't Vermont. 604 00:32:54,259 --> 00:32:55,357 Yeah. 605 00:32:55,359 --> 00:32:57,359 Where you going now? 606 00:33:00,059 --> 00:33:01,825 Oh. Um... 607 00:33:04,125 --> 00:33:05,923 (trickling) 608 00:33:05,925 --> 00:33:07,190 I'm Gary. 609 00:33:07,192 --> 00:33:09,223 Shut the fuck up, Gary. 610 00:33:09,225 --> 00:33:11,090 Mm. 611 00:33:11,092 --> 00:33:14,059 (distant, metallic squealing) 612 00:33:17,426 --> 00:33:19,825 (distant rumbling) 613 00:33:23,459 --> 00:33:25,923 - How fast are you? - What? 614 00:33:25,925 --> 00:33:27,390 Train will be going slowest at the curve. 615 00:33:27,392 --> 00:33:28,990 We're not getting on standing still. 616 00:33:28,992 --> 00:33:31,223 GARY: Wait! 617 00:33:31,225 --> 00:33:33,225 ♪ ♪ 618 00:33:44,125 --> 00:33:46,092 (panting) 619 00:33:47,958 --> 00:33:50,023 - (grunts) - (Gary panting) 620 00:33:50,025 --> 00:33:51,892 (yelps, grunts) 621 00:33:53,659 --> 00:33:55,457 (grunting, panting) 622 00:33:55,459 --> 00:33:57,059 (strained grunt) 623 00:34:03,225 --> 00:34:05,090 (both grunt) 624 00:34:05,092 --> 00:34:07,958 (both panting, groaning) 625 00:34:24,025 --> 00:34:25,324 Thanks. 626 00:34:25,326 --> 00:34:27,090 Welcome. 627 00:34:27,092 --> 00:34:29,958 (clattering nearby) 628 00:34:39,359 --> 00:34:41,025 Who's there? 629 00:34:42,192 --> 00:34:44,825 Come the fuck out, or I'll shoot! 630 00:34:47,459 --> 00:34:49,858 (speaking Arabic) 631 00:34:53,958 --> 00:34:56,290 Oh, come on. 632 00:34:56,292 --> 00:34:57,990 What? 633 00:34:57,992 --> 00:34:59,956 (grunts) They're not real. 634 00:34:59,958 --> 00:35:01,390 Uh-uh. 635 00:35:01,392 --> 00:35:04,290 You know what we have here? Crisis actors. 636 00:35:04,292 --> 00:35:06,257 - (speaking Arabic) - What are the chances 637 00:35:06,259 --> 00:35:09,357 the one train car with the open door is full of illegals? 638 00:35:09,359 --> 00:35:11,223 I mean, I mean, will you look at these fucks? 639 00:35:11,225 --> 00:35:13,057 A little obvious, don't you think? 640 00:35:13,059 --> 00:35:14,490 (speaking Arabic) 641 00:35:14,492 --> 00:35:17,956 Oh, are you fucks trying to teach us a lesson? 642 00:35:17,958 --> 00:35:19,157 Oh, no! 643 00:35:19,159 --> 00:35:21,956 - (baby crying) - I feel so sorry for 644 00:35:21,958 --> 00:35:23,190 immigrants and refugees. 645 00:35:23,192 --> 00:35:27,290 I'm gonna have to rethink my entire position on immigration. 646 00:35:27,292 --> 00:35:29,090 No, Gary, they got a baby. 647 00:35:29,092 --> 00:35:32,123 So? There are crisis babies. 648 00:35:32,125 --> 00:35:35,657 (speaking Arabic) 649 00:35:35,659 --> 00:35:37,890 Oh, you're good, Muhammad, 650 00:35:37,892 --> 00:35:41,223 but if you don't cut the bullshit in three seconds, 651 00:35:41,225 --> 00:35:44,257 I am gonna blow your fucking dick off. 652 00:35:44,259 --> 00:35:45,424 One. 653 00:35:45,426 --> 00:35:47,223 - (grunts) - Two. 654 00:35:47,225 --> 00:35:50,390 - (train rattling, creaking) - (frightened yelling) 655 00:35:50,392 --> 00:35:52,392 - (train stops) - (baby crying) 656 00:35:54,326 --> 00:35:57,223 - (chatter in Arabic) - Shh. 657 00:35:57,225 --> 00:35:59,457 Gary. Come here, you fuck... 658 00:35:59,459 --> 00:36:01,825 - (dogs barking) - (chatter in local language) 659 00:36:14,159 --> 00:36:16,290 Hey! Hey! 660 00:36:16,292 --> 00:36:18,190 (man speaks local language) 661 00:36:18,192 --> 00:36:20,223 - Toss your gun. - What? 662 00:36:20,225 --> 00:36:21,890 Toss it, or we're fucking dead. 663 00:36:21,892 --> 00:36:24,092 (speaking local language) 664 00:36:27,292 --> 00:36:30,059 MAN: Hey! Hey! (continues in local language) 665 00:36:32,992 --> 00:36:35,059 - (baby crying) - (chatter in local language) 666 00:36:37,359 --> 00:36:39,892 (grunts, groans) 667 00:36:50,225 --> 00:36:53,223 Sir. Sir, excuse me. 668 00:36:53,225 --> 00:36:56,657 I don't know exactly where we are, but I'm an American. 669 00:36:56,659 --> 00:36:58,223 American. 670 00:36:58,225 --> 00:36:59,956 - American? - Yeah. Yeah. 671 00:36:59,958 --> 00:37:01,090 Her, too. 672 00:37:01,092 --> 00:37:03,390 Look, let me explain everything, sir, 673 00:37:03,392 --> 00:37:06,123 'cause I know exactly what's going on here, okay? 674 00:37:06,125 --> 00:37:08,324 These are not real refugees. 675 00:37:08,326 --> 00:37:11,290 - These are crisis actors. - Whoa. 676 00:37:11,292 --> 00:37:13,390 (chuckles): Look, I have a podcast. 677 00:37:13,392 --> 00:37:16,090 I've been exposing these people, okay? 678 00:37:16,092 --> 00:37:19,457 They were placed on the train as a part of Manorgate. 679 00:37:19,459 --> 00:37:23,956 This has all been an elaborate trap to try to ensnare us. 680 00:37:23,958 --> 00:37:26,858 (speaking local language) 681 00:37:32,292 --> 00:37:34,292 (quiet radio chatter) 682 00:37:39,025 --> 00:37:40,825 I don't think they believe you, Gary. 683 00:37:42,359 --> 00:37:43,390 GARY: Did you hear him? 684 00:37:43,392 --> 00:37:44,956 Did you hear... Did you hear him? 685 00:37:44,958 --> 00:37:46,858 (speaking Arabic) 686 00:37:50,092 --> 00:37:51,357 Bullshit. 687 00:37:51,359 --> 00:37:53,923 This is... That-that's bullshit. 688 00:37:53,925 --> 00:37:55,057 You're all fake! 689 00:37:55,059 --> 00:37:57,092 - You're all fake! - (agents chattering) 690 00:38:00,359 --> 00:38:02,890 Gary, you have just got to chill, okay, buddy? 691 00:38:02,892 --> 00:38:05,490 Now, those other refugees, they weren't part of this. 692 00:38:05,492 --> 00:38:08,223 They're real. I know. I have been embedded with them, okay? 693 00:38:08,225 --> 00:38:10,090 And those soldiers, well, they're fucking real, too. 694 00:38:10,092 --> 00:38:12,157 That train wasn't supposed to be stopped. 695 00:38:12,159 --> 00:38:15,057 So just calm the fuck down, 696 00:38:15,059 --> 00:38:17,090 and we will get through this, all right? 697 00:38:17,092 --> 00:38:17,923 And you know what? 698 00:38:17,925 --> 00:38:19,923 I'll even give you guys a head start 699 00:38:19,925 --> 00:38:21,357 before I come after you. How's that sound? 700 00:38:21,359 --> 00:38:23,223 - (dog barking) - You good? 701 00:38:23,225 --> 00:38:24,956 Come on, buddy. 702 00:38:24,958 --> 00:38:27,457 (panting) 703 00:38:27,459 --> 00:38:28,490 Gary, Gary, Gary, don't. 704 00:38:28,492 --> 00:38:30,390 I am not your buddy! 705 00:38:30,392 --> 00:38:32,225 (yelling, grunting) 706 00:38:39,225 --> 00:38:41,357 Sayonara, sugar tits. 707 00:38:41,359 --> 00:38:42,223 No, no, no, no, no, no. 708 00:38:42,225 --> 00:38:44,890 - (frantic chatter) - (whistle blowing) 709 00:38:44,892 --> 00:38:45,990 Fuck. Shit, shit, 710 00:38:45,992 --> 00:38:47,090 shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 711 00:38:47,092 --> 00:38:49,090 Shit, shit, shit, shit! 712 00:38:49,092 --> 00:38:51,359 (frantic chatter, gasping) 713 00:38:53,159 --> 00:38:55,490 Fuck. Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 714 00:38:55,492 --> 00:38:56,825 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 715 00:39:11,892 --> 00:39:14,223 (chatter in local language) 716 00:39:14,225 --> 00:39:16,858 (baby crying) 717 00:39:25,359 --> 00:39:27,925 (chatter in Arabic) 718 00:39:38,225 --> 00:39:40,225 ♪ ♪ 719 00:39:55,092 --> 00:39:56,426 (grunts loudly) 720 00:39:59,992 --> 00:40:04,090 I'm Dino, and this Bojan. 721 00:40:04,092 --> 00:40:05,490 You have papers? 722 00:40:05,492 --> 00:40:07,426 Where are we? 723 00:40:08,459 --> 00:40:10,257 Where you think? 724 00:40:10,259 --> 00:40:11,956 Well... 725 00:40:11,958 --> 00:40:16,023 I was, uh, eating in Mississippi 726 00:40:16,025 --> 00:40:19,357 when I got knocked out 727 00:40:19,359 --> 00:40:22,923 for what was at least 18 hours. 728 00:40:22,925 --> 00:40:26,290 So, taking that kind of into account, 729 00:40:26,292 --> 00:40:31,490 along with your accent and a license plate I fucking saw, 730 00:40:31,492 --> 00:40:34,825 I'm guessing I'm probably in... 731 00:40:36,426 --> 00:40:37,956 Bosnia. 732 00:40:37,958 --> 00:40:40,190 - (snickers) - Serbia? 733 00:40:40,192 --> 00:40:42,123 Croatia? 734 00:40:42,125 --> 00:40:46,123 I'm in Croa... Croatia, then. 735 00:40:46,125 --> 00:40:48,023 - How you get here? - Doesn't matter. 736 00:40:48,025 --> 00:40:50,123 You need to call the American embassy. 737 00:40:50,125 --> 00:40:51,357 Show us paper. 738 00:40:51,359 --> 00:40:54,157 I don't have papers. 739 00:40:54,159 --> 00:40:56,057 C-Can you call the embassy? 740 00:40:56,059 --> 00:40:59,259 You are hunted? 741 00:41:01,125 --> 00:41:03,023 Who said I was hunted? 742 00:41:03,025 --> 00:41:06,223 Don. Hmm? 743 00:41:06,225 --> 00:41:08,223 You hunted like Don? 744 00:41:08,225 --> 00:41:10,125 Who the fuck is Don? 745 00:41:13,459 --> 00:41:15,390 Bring Don. 746 00:41:15,392 --> 00:41:17,825 - (chair scrapes on floor) - (sighs) 747 00:41:20,225 --> 00:41:22,225 (whistles) 748 00:41:27,292 --> 00:41:29,090 (shakily): Can I have one of those? 749 00:41:29,092 --> 00:41:30,359 - No. - (door closes) 750 00:41:35,492 --> 00:41:37,057 Don. 751 00:41:37,059 --> 00:41:38,825 Howdy. 752 00:41:40,925 --> 00:41:42,956 Yeah, hunted like Don. 753 00:41:42,958 --> 00:41:46,123 Yeah. I told you, assholes. 754 00:41:46,125 --> 00:41:51,023 Yeah, I was heading north when the dogs came after me. 755 00:41:51,025 --> 00:41:53,890 Man, I thought I was fucking dead. 756 00:41:53,892 --> 00:41:57,123 You know, that it was those Manorgate assholes. 757 00:41:57,125 --> 00:41:59,123 Man, I was... I was relieved 758 00:41:59,125 --> 00:42:01,956 when it was just the fucking Russians, you know. 759 00:42:01,958 --> 00:42:04,059 Uh, little more, little more, pal. 760 00:42:05,992 --> 00:42:08,956 You know, a-and what was up with that crate? 761 00:42:08,958 --> 00:42:11,123 I mean, why-why did they give us weapons 762 00:42:11,125 --> 00:42:13,190 before they started picking us off? 763 00:42:13,192 --> 00:42:15,424 To make it more fair? 764 00:42:15,426 --> 00:42:17,424 (chuckling): And what was up with that pig? 765 00:42:17,426 --> 00:42:19,958 I thought they were all vegans. 766 00:42:21,659 --> 00:42:26,057 Well, I cannot wait to... to blow the lid off this shit. 767 00:42:26,059 --> 00:42:28,390 'Cause we gonna be on Hannity you and me, 768 00:42:28,392 --> 00:42:32,059 just like them two Jew boys that fucked Nixon up. 769 00:42:34,092 --> 00:42:37,923 You want to share what you're thinking, sweetie? 770 00:42:37,925 --> 00:42:40,090 Hmm? Come on. 771 00:42:40,092 --> 00:42:42,223 You don't care why they're doing this to us? 772 00:42:42,225 --> 00:42:43,290 Well, they're trying to kill me. 773 00:42:43,292 --> 00:42:44,357 I don't give a shit why. 774 00:42:44,359 --> 00:42:47,825 (vehicle approaching) 775 00:42:54,426 --> 00:42:56,426 (car stops, door opens) 776 00:43:03,892 --> 00:43:05,424 (indistinct chatter) 777 00:43:05,426 --> 00:43:07,424 (chuckling) 778 00:43:07,426 --> 00:43:09,992 Well, if it ain't Uncle Sam's nephew. 779 00:43:12,958 --> 00:43:15,657 (chuckles) We're rescued. 780 00:43:15,659 --> 00:43:18,125 ("Mississippi Delta" by Bobbie Gentry playing) 781 00:43:22,659 --> 00:43:26,157 ♪ M, I, double S, I ♪ 782 00:43:26,159 --> 00:43:30,357 ♪ Double S, I, double P, I ♪ 783 00:43:30,359 --> 00:43:34,290 ♪ Right in the middle of the Cotton Belt ♪ 784 00:43:34,292 --> 00:43:38,157 ♪ Down in the Mississippi Delta ♪ 785 00:43:38,159 --> 00:43:41,357 ♪ Wearing last year's possum belt ♪ 786 00:43:41,359 --> 00:43:43,123 ♪ Smack dab in the... ♪ 787 00:43:43,125 --> 00:43:45,956 So you're telling me that they built 788 00:43:45,958 --> 00:43:47,357 an entire gas station out here 789 00:43:47,359 --> 00:43:50,290 just to convince you this was the middle of Arkansas? 790 00:43:50,292 --> 00:43:52,357 What kind of sick individual even comes up with that? 791 00:43:52,359 --> 00:43:53,657 It's horrifying. 792 00:43:53,659 --> 00:43:55,157 DON: You fucking said it, junior. 793 00:43:55,159 --> 00:43:56,956 Okay, we're gonna get back to the embassy. 794 00:43:56,958 --> 00:43:58,357 I'm gonna contact the State Department. 795 00:43:58,359 --> 00:44:00,090 We're gonna get military support out here. 796 00:44:00,092 --> 00:44:01,223 We're gonna find these animals. 797 00:44:01,225 --> 00:44:02,257 Attaboy. 798 00:44:02,259 --> 00:44:05,223 (sighs) Why would they do something like that? 799 00:44:05,225 --> 00:44:07,157 Same reason elites do anything... 800 00:44:07,159 --> 00:44:09,290 'cause they think they're better than us. 801 00:44:09,292 --> 00:44:12,223 Yeah, but... but why you? 802 00:44:12,225 --> 00:44:14,490 I mean, it seems so personal, right? 803 00:44:14,492 --> 00:44:16,123 What? 804 00:44:16,125 --> 00:44:18,157 No, no, I mean, I'm... I-I'm just asking, 805 00:44:18,159 --> 00:44:20,023 why pick you of all people? 806 00:44:20,025 --> 00:44:22,956 You must have done something to pop up on their radar somehow. 807 00:44:22,958 --> 00:44:25,923 Otherwise, why target you so specifically? 808 00:44:25,925 --> 00:44:28,890 - We didn't do shit. - Okay. 809 00:44:28,892 --> 00:44:30,190 (laughing): So, wh-what, you think this is 810 00:44:30,192 --> 00:44:31,357 - our fucking fault? - N-No. 811 00:44:31,359 --> 00:44:32,923 No, no, that's not what I'm... 812 00:44:32,925 --> 00:44:34,290 No, I would never blame the victim. 813 00:44:34,292 --> 00:44:35,457 Yeah. 814 00:44:35,459 --> 00:44:37,426 There'd have to be a reason, is all. 815 00:44:38,892 --> 00:44:40,390 Can you think of anything... 816 00:44:40,392 --> 00:44:42,090 anything at all, no matter how minor... 817 00:44:42,092 --> 00:44:45,223 that might make somebody want to try something as... 818 00:44:45,225 --> 00:44:47,190 - (grunts, gasps) - DON: Oh! Whoa! 819 00:44:47,192 --> 00:44:50,223 Oh! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 820 00:44:50,225 --> 00:44:51,223 Oh! 821 00:44:51,225 --> 00:45:11,407 - (tires squeal) - What? No. 822 00:45:11,409 --> 00:45:13,208 No! Oh, my God! 823 00:45:14,509 --> 00:45:16,907 Stop the car! Stop the car! 824 00:45:16,909 --> 00:45:18,674 No! No! 825 00:45:18,676 --> 00:45:20,473 - (thud) - Oh, my God! 826 00:45:20,475 --> 00:45:22,206 Oh! 827 00:45:22,208 --> 00:45:25,273 Are you out of your mind, woman?! 828 00:45:25,275 --> 00:45:27,307 No, no, no. Why did you do that? 829 00:45:27,309 --> 00:45:29,173 Oh, no. Why did you do that? 830 00:45:29,175 --> 00:45:31,273 Oh, God. Oh, God. Is he dead? 831 00:45:31,275 --> 00:45:33,273 You, what is wrong with you? 832 00:45:33,275 --> 00:45:35,473 What is wrong with you? You are not right. 833 00:45:35,475 --> 00:45:38,307 Oh, my God. 834 00:45:38,309 --> 00:45:40,140 What the... 835 00:45:40,142 --> 00:45:42,206 Oh, fuck. 836 00:45:42,208 --> 00:45:43,740 Why did you do that? Why... 837 00:45:43,742 --> 00:45:46,674 He was trying to save us. He was... 838 00:45:46,676 --> 00:45:49,140 Oh. 839 00:45:49,142 --> 00:45:51,340 Jesus. 840 00:45:51,342 --> 00:45:53,740 Nope, that's Gary. 841 00:45:53,742 --> 00:45:55,607 How'd you know he was lying? 842 00:45:55,609 --> 00:45:58,242 Because everyone is lying. 843 00:45:59,375 --> 00:46:01,640 DON: Well, maybe... 844 00:46:01,642 --> 00:46:04,407 maybe you should've waited to kill him until... 845 00:46:04,409 --> 00:46:06,907 till he told us why they're doing this. 846 00:46:06,909 --> 00:46:09,175 Pretty sure he wanted us to tell him. 847 00:46:10,609 --> 00:46:13,640 DON: Right, there was 11 of us when we first woke up. 848 00:46:13,642 --> 00:46:15,740 There was four down out of the gate. 849 00:46:15,742 --> 00:46:18,173 A guy got grenaded. 850 00:46:18,175 --> 00:46:21,607 Uh, you said there were three at the gas station. 851 00:46:21,609 --> 00:46:26,440 And I assume this is the guy you hopped a train with. 852 00:46:26,442 --> 00:46:29,373 Mm-hmm. 853 00:46:29,375 --> 00:46:32,473 That just leaves you and me. 854 00:46:32,475 --> 00:46:34,075 Yeah. 855 00:46:35,208 --> 00:46:37,607 Wh-Wh-What is that? 856 00:46:37,609 --> 00:46:40,576 It's where Mr. Bullshit was taking us. 857 00:46:43,175 --> 00:46:44,407 (Don chuckles) 858 00:46:44,409 --> 00:46:46,373 This seems a little obvious, like... 859 00:46:46,375 --> 00:46:49,240 like maybe they wanted us to find it. 860 00:46:49,242 --> 00:46:51,607 Depends on whether they're smart pretending to be idiots, 861 00:46:51,609 --> 00:46:53,607 or idiots pretending to be smart. 862 00:46:53,609 --> 00:46:56,206 Well, I say fuck those fuckers, okay? 863 00:46:56,208 --> 00:46:58,540 We got us a car. Let's just fucking go. 864 00:46:58,542 --> 00:47:00,640 Okay? And I'm driving. Give me the key. 865 00:47:00,642 --> 00:47:02,576 No. 866 00:47:06,475 --> 00:47:08,175 "No"? 867 00:47:09,509 --> 00:47:11,142 (clicks tongue) 868 00:47:12,509 --> 00:47:14,275 No. 869 00:47:19,342 --> 00:47:21,607 My mama used to tell me this story 870 00:47:21,609 --> 00:47:25,607 about the jackrabbit and the box turtle. 871 00:47:25,609 --> 00:47:30,206 The jackrabbit is a real dick, 872 00:47:30,208 --> 00:47:32,507 'cause he brags all the time. 873 00:47:32,509 --> 00:47:36,407 Says nobody's faster than him. 874 00:47:36,409 --> 00:47:38,208 And, well, it's true. 875 00:47:39,676 --> 00:47:43,507 'Cause every time he races, the jackrabbit always wins. 876 00:47:43,509 --> 00:47:45,407 The whole fucking forest has to put up 877 00:47:45,409 --> 00:47:47,273 with his shit... day in, day out. 878 00:47:47,275 --> 00:47:49,607 Fucker always wants to race just to rub it in some more. 879 00:47:49,609 --> 00:47:53,206 So the box turtle figures, "Why not? 880 00:47:53,208 --> 00:47:55,206 I'll give it a try." 881 00:47:55,208 --> 00:47:56,707 And the jackrabbit, like, laughs. 882 00:47:56,709 --> 00:47:58,206 Like, "Okay, this'll be fun. 883 00:47:58,208 --> 00:48:00,273 So let-let's fucking go." So bang! 884 00:48:00,275 --> 00:48:01,340 - (gasps, chuckles) - Jackrabbit leaves 885 00:48:01,342 --> 00:48:02,674 the box turtle in his fucking dust. 886 00:48:02,676 --> 00:48:05,373 I mean, he is way out in front. 887 00:48:05,375 --> 00:48:07,473 Of course he is, 'cause jackrabbit always wins. 888 00:48:07,475 --> 00:48:11,273 But he wants to put on a show and he'll make it seem close. 889 00:48:11,275 --> 00:48:14,208 So he stops, and he takes a nap. 890 00:48:21,208 --> 00:48:23,609 He sleeps longer than he wanted to. 891 00:48:26,609 --> 00:48:29,473 By the time he wakes up, the... 892 00:48:29,475 --> 00:48:31,407 I mean, he knows he's fucked. 893 00:48:31,409 --> 00:48:32,607 Jackrabbit... (makes whooshing sound) 894 00:48:32,609 --> 00:48:34,373 goes full tilt, but it's too late. 895 00:48:34,375 --> 00:48:37,440 The box turtle crosses the finish line first, 896 00:48:37,442 --> 00:48:39,440 and the crowd's like... (makes whooshing sound) 897 00:48:39,442 --> 00:48:42,342 Goes fucking wild. 898 00:48:44,375 --> 00:48:48,607 Later that night, box turtle's having dinner with his family. 899 00:48:48,609 --> 00:48:52,307 He's telling his little box turtles how he did it. 900 00:48:52,309 --> 00:48:54,607 "I mean, never give up. I... 901 00:48:54,609 --> 00:48:58,307 "Just keep crawling forwards, and... 902 00:48:58,309 --> 00:49:01,242 you can overcome just about anything." 903 00:49:03,642 --> 00:49:05,642 Door smashes in. 904 00:49:07,509 --> 00:49:09,275 It's the jackrabbit. 905 00:49:12,208 --> 00:49:13,642 And he has a hammer. 906 00:49:15,275 --> 00:49:17,440 Smashes up the wife and kids first 907 00:49:17,442 --> 00:49:20,609 so the box turtle has to watch 'em die. 908 00:49:21,642 --> 00:49:23,740 And then it's his turn. 909 00:49:23,742 --> 00:49:26,507 Once the whole family's broken into little pieces... 910 00:49:26,509 --> 00:49:28,173 (chuckles) 911 00:49:28,175 --> 00:49:30,442 ...he sits down and eats their dinner. 912 00:49:32,375 --> 00:49:34,542 Every last bite. 913 00:49:41,475 --> 00:49:43,307 (squishing) 914 00:49:43,309 --> 00:49:46,208 'Cause the jackrabbit always wins. 915 00:49:48,676 --> 00:49:51,542 Your mama told you that story? 916 00:49:52,742 --> 00:49:54,674 Uh, so... so wait. 917 00:49:54,676 --> 00:49:56,674 So, who's the rabbit? 918 00:49:56,676 --> 00:49:59,242 I mean, i-is it us or them? 919 00:50:00,909 --> 00:50:02,576 - (branches crack) - (pig snorts) 920 00:50:06,342 --> 00:50:08,676 You see a pig with a shirt on, right? 921 00:50:09,909 --> 00:50:11,473 (snorts, squeals) 922 00:50:11,475 --> 00:50:12,607 DON: Yep. 923 00:50:12,609 --> 00:50:15,373 A little pig. 924 00:50:15,375 --> 00:50:17,375 ♪ ♪ 925 00:50:26,342 --> 00:50:28,607 Where the hell is Oliver? 926 00:50:28,609 --> 00:50:30,507 He left to get them hours ago. 927 00:50:30,509 --> 00:50:32,507 I'm sure he's fine, Ted. 928 00:50:32,509 --> 00:50:35,407 Oh, wow. Ava DuVernay just liked one of my posts. 929 00:50:35,409 --> 00:50:37,907 You're friends with Ava, too? 930 00:50:37,909 --> 00:50:39,574 No. Uh, maybe. 931 00:50:39,576 --> 00:50:41,340 We met at a Time 100 dinner. 932 00:50:41,342 --> 00:50:42,674 Th-This is the photo that she liked. 933 00:50:42,676 --> 00:50:44,373 It's from when I was in Haiti. 934 00:50:44,375 --> 00:50:46,473 (laughing): Wait a second. Wait. You were in Haiti? 935 00:50:46,475 --> 00:50:48,407 Remind us, what were you doing there again? 936 00:50:48,409 --> 00:50:49,574 You were curing AIDS in a favela. 937 00:50:49,576 --> 00:50:50,907 - AIDS. - Isn't that... 938 00:50:50,909 --> 00:50:52,307 - Don't joke about AIDS. - No, no, no. 939 00:50:52,309 --> 00:50:53,340 I'm not joking. 940 00:50:53,342 --> 00:50:56,206 AIDS is very, very serious, 941 00:50:56,208 --> 00:50:59,607 and thank God Martin is single-handedly taking it on. 942 00:50:59,609 --> 00:51:03,740 Okay. First of all, there are no favelas in Haiti. 943 00:51:03,742 --> 00:51:05,473 - That's Brazil. - Well, I just... 944 00:51:05,475 --> 00:51:08,206 I-I heard that you got a girl pregnant down there. 945 00:51:08,208 --> 00:51:09,640 Oh. 946 00:51:09,642 --> 00:51:11,240 I fell in love. 947 00:51:11,242 --> 00:51:12,507 Hope she was pro-choice. 948 00:51:12,509 --> 00:51:13,440 Don't joke about choice, man, please. 949 00:51:13,442 --> 00:51:15,607 What matters is that Haiti is in the midst 950 00:51:15,609 --> 00:51:17,206 of a decades-long humanitarian crisis, 951 00:51:17,208 --> 00:51:19,206 and it needs all the help it can get. 952 00:51:19,208 --> 00:51:20,640 Thank you. 953 00:51:20,642 --> 00:51:22,740 - Does it need Martin's semen? - Okay. 954 00:51:22,742 --> 00:51:23,807 Enough, Richard. 955 00:51:23,809 --> 00:51:26,574 Guys, uh... (sighs) we're all on the same team. 956 00:51:26,576 --> 00:51:27,674 Did you say "guys"? 957 00:51:27,676 --> 00:51:29,373 I'm sorry. I gendered it. 958 00:51:29,375 --> 00:51:30,674 TED: Where are they? 959 00:51:30,676 --> 00:51:32,340 Just call Oliver on the radio. 960 00:51:32,342 --> 00:51:34,206 I mean, they think he's part of the embassy, so he's... 961 00:51:34,208 --> 00:51:35,574 - (clattering) - Oh, shit. 962 00:51:35,576 --> 00:51:40,206 Uh, Sergeant Dale, little help? 963 00:51:40,208 --> 00:51:41,574 Please, let's keep the voices down. 964 00:51:41,576 --> 00:51:43,607 - Why? They're in a car. - You hired me to consult you. 965 00:51:43,609 --> 00:51:45,507 I'm consulting you. 966 00:51:45,509 --> 00:51:48,373 What was the name of that movie you did again? 967 00:51:48,375 --> 00:51:50,140 Tears of the Sun. 968 00:51:50,142 --> 00:51:51,640 That's... I mean, that's actually what they called it? 969 00:51:51,642 --> 00:51:53,473 Tears of the Sun? 970 00:51:53,475 --> 00:51:54,674 Why is the sun crying? 971 00:51:54,676 --> 00:51:56,340 (laughing) 972 00:51:56,342 --> 00:51:57,574 MARTIN: It-it came out? 973 00:51:57,576 --> 00:51:58,707 I mean, like, in theaters and stuff? 974 00:51:58,709 --> 00:52:00,607 - Bruce Willis was in it. - RICHARD: What? 975 00:52:00,609 --> 00:52:01,707 - I love Bruce. - (radio crackles) 976 00:52:01,709 --> 00:52:04,173 - MARTIN: He's cool. - ATHENA: Stop fucking talking. 977 00:52:04,175 --> 00:52:05,674 - Sorry, Athena. - RICHARD: Well, I'm gonna 978 00:52:05,676 --> 00:52:07,340 go take a piss. 979 00:52:07,342 --> 00:52:09,206 Who has the hand sanitizer? 980 00:52:09,208 --> 00:52:11,140 LIBERTY: Oh, Christ, Richard, just rough it. 981 00:52:11,142 --> 00:52:12,440 Go fuck yourself, Liberty. 982 00:52:12,442 --> 00:52:14,540 TED: Hey, watch out for the trip wires. 983 00:52:14,542 --> 00:52:16,342 I know. 984 00:52:17,475 --> 00:52:19,540 (sighs, sniffs) 985 00:52:19,542 --> 00:52:21,373 (sighs) 986 00:52:21,375 --> 00:52:23,640 (grunts) 987 00:52:23,642 --> 00:52:25,509 (exhales sharply) 988 00:52:28,442 --> 00:52:31,206 Fucking "rough it." 989 00:52:31,208 --> 00:52:34,108 As if you ever roughed a thing in your fucking life. 990 00:52:36,609 --> 00:52:39,173 - (takes deep breath) - (pants unzip) 991 00:52:39,175 --> 00:52:41,108 (trickling) 992 00:52:42,375 --> 00:52:43,540 Hey. 993 00:52:43,542 --> 00:52:45,507 Is this your pig? 994 00:52:45,509 --> 00:52:48,208 - (gasping, gurgling) - (body thuds) 995 00:52:59,175 --> 00:53:00,607 (distant clattering) 996 00:53:00,609 --> 00:53:03,542 (distant footsteps, creaking) 997 00:53:09,609 --> 00:53:11,173 Everybody up. 998 00:53:11,175 --> 00:53:12,373 - Like we practiced. - MARTIN: Ow! 999 00:53:12,375 --> 00:53:13,473 - Motherfucker! - Leave the rifles. 1000 00:53:13,475 --> 00:53:16,140 Sidearms now. Come on, come on. 1001 00:53:16,142 --> 00:53:18,075 - Shit. - (gun clicking) 1002 00:53:22,609 --> 00:53:25,342 (footsteps above) 1003 00:53:30,275 --> 00:53:31,507 Richard? 1004 00:53:31,509 --> 00:53:32,707 Shh! 1005 00:53:32,709 --> 00:53:34,475 Don't shush me. 1006 00:53:37,475 --> 00:53:39,440 (whispers): Richard? 1007 00:53:39,442 --> 00:53:41,607 - (loud thud) - SGT. DALE: Easy. 1008 00:53:41,609 --> 00:53:43,273 They'll hit the trips. 1009 00:53:43,275 --> 00:53:45,240 (creaking) 1010 00:53:45,242 --> 00:53:47,142 Shit. 1011 00:53:55,342 --> 00:53:57,175 (gun clicks) 1012 00:54:02,442 --> 00:54:03,607 (pig squealing) 1013 00:54:03,609 --> 00:54:05,242 Oh, fuck! 1014 00:54:07,175 --> 00:54:10,075 - Stop! Stop! - (Martin yells) 1015 00:54:11,275 --> 00:54:14,206 (gasps) Orwell! 1016 00:54:14,208 --> 00:54:15,574 (whimpers) What the fuck?! 1017 00:54:15,576 --> 00:54:17,273 He was an innocent. 1018 00:54:17,275 --> 00:54:19,140 How the hell did that get in here? 1019 00:54:19,142 --> 00:54:20,473 MARTIN: You almost fucking shot me. 1020 00:54:20,475 --> 00:54:22,208 Well, I didn't, did I? Because you're not... 1021 00:54:23,509 --> 00:54:25,142 Hey, bitch. 1022 00:54:30,642 --> 00:54:31,640 (yells) 1023 00:54:31,642 --> 00:54:33,075 (panting) 1024 00:54:38,242 --> 00:54:39,609 (gun clicks) 1025 00:54:45,242 --> 00:54:46,409 (grunts) 1026 00:54:48,409 --> 00:54:49,509 - (body thuds) - (gun clicking) 1027 00:54:54,375 --> 00:54:56,173 (groans) 1028 00:54:56,175 --> 00:54:57,640 No, Snowball. No, no, no, no. 1029 00:54:57,642 --> 00:54:58,640 I-I didn't... 1030 00:54:58,642 --> 00:55:00,676 (gasping) 1031 00:55:21,375 --> 00:55:23,375 - (Ted grunts) - (body thuds) 1032 00:55:28,409 --> 00:55:29,640 - (panting) - (gunshot) 1033 00:55:29,642 --> 00:55:31,108 (groans) 1034 00:55:37,142 --> 00:55:38,609 (grunts, groans) 1035 00:55:40,609 --> 00:55:42,309 (straining) 1036 00:55:50,208 --> 00:55:52,142 (grunting and groaning) 1037 00:55:55,309 --> 00:55:56,373 No, no, no, no. 1038 00:55:56,375 --> 00:55:59,173 (grunting) 1039 00:55:59,175 --> 00:56:00,475 (panting) 1040 00:56:01,642 --> 00:56:03,409 (groans) 1041 00:56:05,609 --> 00:56:08,309 You hick. 1042 00:56:09,609 --> 00:56:11,409 Goddamn. 1043 00:56:20,208 --> 00:56:21,674 (footsteps approaching) 1044 00:56:21,676 --> 00:56:23,707 Whoa! Hey, hey, hey, it's me. (chuckles) 1045 00:56:23,709 --> 00:56:25,674 Thank you for all the help. 1046 00:56:25,676 --> 00:56:28,574 Fuck you. I dropped the pig. 1047 00:56:28,576 --> 00:56:30,275 Come on, give me a gun. 1048 00:56:31,642 --> 00:56:34,475 Do you think you could find one? 1049 00:56:36,309 --> 00:56:38,640 (Don grunts) 1050 00:56:38,642 --> 00:56:43,340 Don, is there anything you would like to ask her? 1051 00:56:43,342 --> 00:56:44,407 What? 1052 00:56:44,409 --> 00:56:48,273 You got mad that I killed the fucker in the car 1053 00:56:48,275 --> 00:56:50,340 before you could ask him anything, 1054 00:56:50,342 --> 00:56:54,108 and I thought, you know, now's your chance. 1055 00:56:59,142 --> 00:57:01,407 Why are you doing this to us? 1056 00:57:01,409 --> 00:57:04,175 Because Jesus told me to. 1057 00:57:05,342 --> 00:57:06,473 Well, there's your answer. 1058 00:57:06,475 --> 00:57:07,407 Whoa! Hey, hey. 1059 00:57:07,409 --> 00:57:10,273 Come on, you can't just... She's a woman. 1060 00:57:10,275 --> 00:57:11,473 (groans) 1061 00:57:11,475 --> 00:57:13,607 Hey, miss... 1062 00:57:13,609 --> 00:57:16,140 do you think you should be afforded mercy 1063 00:57:16,142 --> 00:57:17,442 just 'cause you're a girl? 1064 00:57:18,676 --> 00:57:21,206 No. 1065 00:57:21,208 --> 00:57:24,475 What the fuck is wrong with you?! 1066 00:57:26,275 --> 00:57:28,407 - (radio crackling) - ATHENA: Don? 1067 00:57:28,409 --> 00:57:29,674 Don. 1068 00:57:29,676 --> 00:57:31,442 Did you get her? 1069 00:57:33,175 --> 00:57:34,609 Don! 1070 00:57:36,909 --> 00:57:38,574 Don. 1071 00:57:38,576 --> 00:57:40,340 (chuckling): Whoa, whoa. 1072 00:57:40,342 --> 00:57:41,674 Whoa, hey. 1073 00:57:41,676 --> 00:57:43,273 Hey. 1074 00:57:43,275 --> 00:57:44,509 ATHENA: What's going on? 1075 00:57:45,542 --> 00:57:47,206 You one of them? 1076 00:57:47,208 --> 00:57:49,342 What? No. 1077 00:57:51,208 --> 00:57:53,275 You drop the gun and answer her. 1078 00:57:55,142 --> 00:57:57,507 - I'm not dropping my gun. - (radio beeps) 1079 00:57:57,509 --> 00:58:00,340 ATHENA: Don, what's going on? 1080 00:58:00,342 --> 00:58:01,373 Answer her. 1081 00:58:01,375 --> 00:58:03,373 Who is this? 1082 00:58:03,375 --> 00:58:05,206 ATHENA: You don't have to pretend anymore. 1083 00:58:05,208 --> 00:58:07,175 She's figured it out. 1084 00:58:09,208 --> 00:58:11,307 I don't know who the fuck that is. 1085 00:58:11,309 --> 00:58:13,273 - ATHENA: Shoot her. - CRYSTAL: Drop the gun. 1086 00:58:13,275 --> 00:58:14,607 ATHENA: Fucking shoot her, Don! 1087 00:58:14,609 --> 00:58:16,373 They're playing you. They're fucking with you. 1088 00:58:16,375 --> 00:58:17,574 I'm on your side here. 1089 00:58:17,576 --> 00:58:19,475 Just drop the gun. 1090 00:58:21,475 --> 00:58:23,540 (body thuds) 1091 00:58:23,542 --> 00:58:25,307 (radio beeps, crackles) 1092 00:58:25,309 --> 00:58:26,907 ATHENA: Don? 1093 00:58:26,909 --> 00:58:28,707 Is she hurt? 1094 00:58:28,709 --> 00:58:30,576 Don's dead. 1095 00:58:32,709 --> 00:58:34,907 - 'Cause of me. - (radio beeps) 1096 00:58:34,909 --> 00:58:38,473 ATHENA: Then I guess you'd better come and get me. 1097 00:58:38,475 --> 00:58:39,609 (radio crackles, beeps) 1098 00:58:47,475 --> 00:58:49,609 (breathing weakly) 1099 00:58:55,375 --> 00:58:58,307 I heard them call you a consultant. 1100 00:58:58,309 --> 00:59:01,273 You trained these fuckers? 1101 00:59:01,275 --> 00:59:03,340 Yeah. 1102 00:59:03,342 --> 00:59:06,540 How much did they pay you? 1103 00:59:06,542 --> 00:59:08,375 Nothing. 1104 00:59:10,175 --> 00:59:12,175 I owed her a favor. 1105 00:59:14,609 --> 00:59:16,507 And where is she? 1106 00:59:16,509 --> 00:59:18,273 Why? 1107 00:59:18,275 --> 00:59:19,542 You won. 1108 00:59:21,175 --> 00:59:22,609 Just go home. 1109 00:59:25,542 --> 00:59:30,309 Because I am, like... 1110 00:59:32,142 --> 00:59:34,142 (hums) 1111 00:59:36,509 --> 00:59:39,407 And, uh... 1112 00:59:39,409 --> 00:59:41,609 I work at a car rental company. 1113 00:59:43,275 --> 00:59:45,607 And there is nowhere to put that. 1114 00:59:45,609 --> 00:59:49,307 So maybe today... 1115 00:59:49,309 --> 00:59:51,475 I can, like... 1116 00:59:53,409 --> 00:59:55,409 (hums) 1117 01:00:03,676 --> 01:00:05,676 So, where the fuck is she? 1118 01:00:10,475 --> 01:00:12,240 (yells in pain) 1119 01:00:12,242 --> 01:00:13,440 Okay, okay. 1120 01:00:13,442 --> 01:00:15,473 - Sorry. Sorry. - (groaning): Okay, okay. 1121 01:00:15,475 --> 01:00:17,440 - Sorry. - Okay, okay, okay, okay. 1122 01:00:17,442 --> 01:00:19,307 (panting): Okay. 1123 01:00:19,309 --> 01:00:21,907 - Three klicks northwest. - "Three klicks northwest." 1124 01:00:21,909 --> 01:00:23,574 There's a gravel road to the manor. 1125 01:00:23,576 --> 01:00:25,206 "Road to the manor." 1126 01:00:25,208 --> 01:00:27,607 You have no idea what you're up against. 1127 01:00:27,609 --> 01:00:29,640 She's... 1128 01:00:29,642 --> 01:00:32,440 She's been training for eight months. 1129 01:00:32,442 --> 01:00:34,540 She's gonna rip you into pieces. 1130 01:00:34,542 --> 01:00:36,240 We'll see. 1131 01:00:36,242 --> 01:00:38,674 You... you were in the service? 1132 01:00:38,676 --> 01:00:41,208 Uh, yes. 1133 01:00:42,275 --> 01:00:44,707 Afghanistan. (sniffs) 1134 01:00:44,709 --> 01:00:46,240 Were you? 1135 01:00:46,242 --> 01:00:47,340 National Guard. 1136 01:00:47,342 --> 01:00:49,206 Mm-mm. 1137 01:00:49,208 --> 01:00:50,340 (sniffs) 1138 01:00:50,342 --> 01:00:52,175 So you were never in the shit. 1139 01:00:53,709 --> 01:00:56,206 I'm-I'm in it now. 1140 01:00:56,208 --> 01:00:58,609 That's a nice way of looking at it. 1141 01:01:00,475 --> 01:01:02,307 Hey. 1142 01:01:02,309 --> 01:01:04,342 Thank you for your service. 1143 01:01:05,709 --> 01:01:08,075 (gunshot) 1144 01:01:10,609 --> 01:01:11,740 (bell dings) 1145 01:01:11,742 --> 01:01:13,340 (elevator doors open) 1146 01:01:13,342 --> 01:01:15,075 (footsteps) 1147 01:01:17,742 --> 01:01:19,607 ATHENA: Hello, Paul. 1148 01:01:19,609 --> 01:01:21,407 Hey. Athena, hi. 1149 01:01:21,409 --> 01:01:24,273 What are you doing in my office? 1150 01:01:24,275 --> 01:01:26,275 Take a seat. 1151 01:01:29,576 --> 01:01:31,140 ATHENA: Hello, Nicole. 1152 01:01:31,142 --> 01:01:32,640 Athena. 1153 01:01:32,642 --> 01:01:34,240 (Paul sighs) 1154 01:01:34,242 --> 01:01:36,340 Have a seat. 1155 01:01:36,342 --> 01:01:39,206 ATHENA: Hmm. Hmm. 1156 01:01:39,208 --> 01:01:41,206 - Hi. - Hi. 1157 01:01:41,208 --> 01:01:42,607 So, you're aware Martin's account 1158 01:01:42,609 --> 01:01:44,407 got hacked last week, right? 1159 01:01:44,409 --> 01:01:47,340 I'm the CEO, Paul. I hear everything. 1160 01:01:47,342 --> 01:01:50,407 And Martin's one of my closest friends. 1161 01:01:50,409 --> 01:01:53,473 So you know how embarrassing it was for him. 1162 01:01:53,475 --> 01:01:57,206 All the, uh, extramarital communiqués. 1163 01:01:57,208 --> 01:01:59,640 I call it sending his wife's oncologist 1164 01:01:59,642 --> 01:02:01,373 pictures of his cock. 1165 01:02:01,375 --> 01:02:03,407 I mean, there are more than just the cock pics. 1166 01:02:03,409 --> 01:02:05,373 There were texts and e-mails, 1167 01:02:05,375 --> 01:02:07,473 and he said some extraordinarily critical things 1168 01:02:07,475 --> 01:02:08,607 about the president. 1169 01:02:08,609 --> 01:02:10,240 (chuckles): Oh, well, 1170 01:02:10,242 --> 01:02:11,740 last I heard, free speech still exists. 1171 01:02:11,742 --> 01:02:14,674 Don't do that. Don't-don't First Amendment me, please. 1172 01:02:14,676 --> 01:02:17,640 It's not a country. It's a business. 1173 01:02:17,642 --> 01:02:20,307 A business, and there are optics. 1174 01:02:20,309 --> 01:02:21,674 You fired Martin? 1175 01:02:21,676 --> 01:02:24,140 No, he realized he had to take one for the team. 1176 01:02:24,142 --> 01:02:26,140 - The team? - Yeah, the team. 1177 01:02:26,142 --> 01:02:27,473 We have a team, our team. 1178 01:02:27,475 --> 01:02:29,173 ATHENA: What's in the file, Nicole? 1179 01:02:29,175 --> 01:02:31,407 (coughs) Just a sec. Um... 1180 01:02:31,409 --> 01:02:33,607 Do you recall a text thread you had 1181 01:02:33,609 --> 01:02:36,173 with Martin, Peter, Richard and Liberty, amongst others, 1182 01:02:36,175 --> 01:02:38,240 December 17 at 10:00 in the morning? 1183 01:02:38,242 --> 01:02:41,609 I don't recall a text thread I had last fucking Tuesday, Paul. 1184 01:02:43,709 --> 01:02:46,075 Go... go ahead, Nicole. 1185 01:02:49,208 --> 01:02:51,273 Martin: "Did anyone see 1186 01:02:51,275 --> 01:02:53,373 what our ratfucker-in-chief just did?" 1187 01:02:53,375 --> 01:02:56,640 Liberty: "Yes. Day equals ruined." 1188 01:02:56,642 --> 01:02:58,574 Peter: "Infuriating." 1189 01:02:58,576 --> 01:03:01,206 Athena: "At least the hunt's coming up. 1190 01:03:01,208 --> 01:03:03,273 "Nothing better than going out to The Manor 1191 01:03:03,275 --> 01:03:05,640 and slaughtering a dozen deplorables." 1192 01:03:05,642 --> 01:03:09,407 Miranda: "We promised not to talk about The Manor on text." 1193 01:03:09,409 --> 01:03:11,507 Ted: "Viva El Manor." 1194 01:03:11,509 --> 01:03:14,375 Liberty: "Deleting this thread." 1195 01:03:16,509 --> 01:03:19,373 ATHENA: Oh, I get it. 1196 01:03:19,375 --> 01:03:21,473 PAUL: Are you aware there's an active group 1197 01:03:21,475 --> 01:03:24,206 of people out there who believe this is a real thing? 1198 01:03:24,208 --> 01:03:26,607 (chuckling): Believe wh-what's a real thing? 1199 01:03:26,609 --> 01:03:29,609 That you're hunting human beings for sport. 1200 01:03:32,475 --> 01:03:35,407 (laughing) 1201 01:03:35,409 --> 01:03:37,342 PAUL: Yeah, not funny. 1202 01:03:39,142 --> 01:03:41,140 PAUL (chuckles): Yeah? 1203 01:03:41,142 --> 01:03:43,540 Wh-Wh-Wh... 1204 01:03:43,542 --> 01:03:45,140 What? 1205 01:03:45,142 --> 01:03:47,273 Yeah, conspiracy websites are all over it. 1206 01:03:47,275 --> 01:03:48,740 They're going bananas. They're going berserk. 1207 01:03:48,742 --> 01:03:51,640 Reddit. I mean, I don't know the names of them all. 1208 01:03:51,642 --> 01:03:54,240 But, anyway, somebody pulled a property-tax record 1209 01:03:54,242 --> 01:03:56,607 for the manor that you bought in Vermont. 1210 01:03:56,609 --> 01:04:01,173 "Manor"? No, I don't own a fucking manor in Vermont. 1211 01:04:01,175 --> 01:04:03,173 It's a three-bedroom house. 1212 01:04:03,175 --> 01:04:05,473 Jesus, I can't believe you used that word. 1213 01:04:05,475 --> 01:04:06,640 "Manor"? 1214 01:04:06,642 --> 01:04:07,674 No. 1215 01:04:07,676 --> 01:04:09,206 "Deplorables." 1216 01:04:09,208 --> 01:04:11,473 It's... charged. 1217 01:04:11,475 --> 01:04:13,507 Oh, well, I initially typed "fucking rednecks," 1218 01:04:13,509 --> 01:04:15,507 but then I decided that wasn't specific... 1219 01:04:15,509 --> 01:04:17,307 - Hey, come on. - What? 1220 01:04:17,309 --> 01:04:19,440 What would you prefer I call them, Paul? 1221 01:04:19,442 --> 01:04:22,440 - "Gun-clutching homophobes"? - Hey, hey, stop, please. 1222 01:04:22,442 --> 01:04:24,907 - "Academically challenged racists"? - Hey, hey. 1223 01:04:24,909 --> 01:04:26,407 What about "tooth-deprived bigots"? 1224 01:04:26,409 --> 01:04:28,373 We have our best team at reputation management 1225 01:04:28,375 --> 01:04:30,707 flooding... flooding the search engines 1226 01:04:30,709 --> 01:04:32,907 in the hopes this thing doesn't go mainstream. 1227 01:04:32,909 --> 01:04:34,740 But even if by some miracle it doesn't... 1228 01:04:34,742 --> 01:04:36,607 and I really don't see that happening... 1229 01:04:36,609 --> 01:04:38,473 Martin did what he had to. 1230 01:04:38,475 --> 01:04:40,740 Richard did what he had to. He's out at BlueWest. 1231 01:04:40,742 --> 01:04:44,273 Julius and Miranda had to step down from their foundation. 1232 01:04:44,275 --> 01:04:46,173 Liberty exited her fund. 1233 01:04:46,175 --> 01:04:47,740 I'm sorry. 1234 01:04:47,742 --> 01:04:50,208 You got to go. 1235 01:04:52,208 --> 01:04:54,206 Paul... 1236 01:04:54,208 --> 01:04:56,740 it was just a joke. 1237 01:04:56,742 --> 01:04:59,206 One joke. 1238 01:04:59,208 --> 01:05:01,240 - Wasn't funny. - It wasn't real. 1239 01:05:01,242 --> 01:05:03,375 I mean, I wish this didn't happen. 1240 01:05:04,609 --> 01:05:08,108 I really do, but this... 1241 01:05:09,709 --> 01:05:13,140 ...idea is out there, and these people believe it, 1242 01:05:13,142 --> 01:05:15,108 and they're not going away. 1243 01:05:20,642 --> 01:05:22,507 What people? 1244 01:05:22,509 --> 01:05:24,407 Sorry? 1245 01:05:24,409 --> 01:05:31,340 What people believe I'm hunting human beings at my manor? 1246 01:05:31,342 --> 01:05:34,509 (echoing): What fucking people?! 1247 01:05:35,676 --> 01:05:38,173 OLIVER: Okay, this is gary4USA. 1248 01:05:38,175 --> 01:05:39,507 He's got a podcast 1249 01:05:39,509 --> 01:05:40,907 called The Confederate Files. 1250 01:05:40,909 --> 01:05:43,273 He's a P score 8.5. 1251 01:05:43,275 --> 01:05:45,473 What-what does that "P" stand for again? 1252 01:05:45,475 --> 01:05:47,206 "Piece of shit." I vote in. 1253 01:05:47,208 --> 01:05:48,373 - In. - Yeah, in. 1254 01:05:48,375 --> 01:05:50,206 In? Another in. Okay. 1255 01:05:50,208 --> 01:05:51,173 - ATHENA: Oh. - MIKE: Oh, gross. 1256 01:05:51,175 --> 01:05:52,240 BigGameShane. Trigger warning. I'm sorry. 1257 01:05:52,242 --> 01:05:54,473 - Whoa, whoa. - I think the pic speaks for itself. 1258 01:05:54,475 --> 01:05:55,674 - In. - He's an 8.8. 1259 01:05:55,676 --> 01:05:56,707 ALL: In. 1260 01:05:56,709 --> 01:05:58,607 OLIVER: Guys, we can't include everybody, okay? 1261 01:05:58,609 --> 01:06:01,206 Thousands of people posted about Manorgate, so... 1262 01:06:01,208 --> 01:06:03,206 Oh, Christ. It's a "gate" now? 1263 01:06:03,208 --> 01:06:05,340 Well, they ruined water and pizza. Why not manors? 1264 01:06:05,342 --> 01:06:06,607 Listen, I want to slaughter all of them 1265 01:06:06,609 --> 01:06:07,674 just like everybody else here, okay, 1266 01:06:07,676 --> 01:06:08,740 but our military consultant says 1267 01:06:08,742 --> 01:06:10,473 we got to cap it out at 12. 1268 01:06:10,475 --> 01:06:12,640 - Why? - It's our first time. 1269 01:06:12,642 --> 01:06:14,607 - Safety reasons, okay? - (scoffs) Heavens. 1270 01:06:14,609 --> 01:06:16,340 God forbid somebody gets hurt. 1271 01:06:16,342 --> 01:06:18,407 Is that a kimono? That's appropriation, Richard. 1272 01:06:18,409 --> 01:06:19,740 MIKE: Hey, where are Liberty and Ted? 1273 01:06:19,742 --> 01:06:21,473 - POP: In therapy. - RICHARD: Jesus. Again? 1274 01:06:21,475 --> 01:06:22,540 MA: They lost everything, Richard. 1275 01:06:22,542 --> 01:06:24,607 They-they lost their jobs and their reputations. 1276 01:06:24,609 --> 01:06:26,473 RICHARD: Yeah, so did I, Miranda. 1277 01:06:26,475 --> 01:06:28,273 But I'm dealing with it with, you know, 1278 01:06:28,275 --> 01:06:30,206 drugs and alcohol, like a normal person. 1279 01:06:30,208 --> 01:06:32,340 Excuse me, did anyone else here get reassigned to Croatia? 1280 01:06:32,342 --> 01:06:33,740 No? No? Because I did. 1281 01:06:33,742 --> 01:06:34,807 That was a blessing in disguise. 1282 01:06:34,809 --> 01:06:36,640 We're gonna build that gas station for pennies. 1283 01:06:36,642 --> 01:06:37,640 There's no extradition... 1284 01:06:37,642 --> 01:06:39,275 Next slide. 1285 01:06:41,208 --> 01:06:42,640 - MA and POP: Oh. - RICHARD: Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1286 01:06:42,642 --> 01:06:44,607 - No, no. - Jesus, Oliver, I don't think... 1287 01:06:44,609 --> 01:06:46,340 OLIVER: Listen. Listen, listen, listen, listen, if we don't 1288 01:06:46,342 --> 01:06:47,707 have at least one person of color in this, 1289 01:06:47,709 --> 01:06:49,473 - it is going to be problematic. - MIKE: Um... 1290 01:06:49,475 --> 01:06:51,340 I'm playing an Arab refugee. I'm from Connecticut. 1291 01:06:51,342 --> 01:06:52,473 Isn't that a little problematic? 1292 01:06:52,475 --> 01:06:54,607 - POP: That was your idea. - OLIVER: It was your idea. 1293 01:06:54,609 --> 01:06:56,340 It was weird when you said it. 1294 01:06:56,342 --> 01:06:59,640 Because we need to lean in to the stereotype... 1295 01:06:59,642 --> 01:07:01,740 - Correct. - ...to let them just expose their biases. 1296 01:07:01,742 --> 01:07:02,907 Yeah, or we can just shoot 'em as soon as 1297 01:07:02,909 --> 01:07:04,540 - they grab their guns. - OLIVER: Then they're not gonna 1298 01:07:04,542 --> 01:07:05,507 know why we're killing them, okay? 1299 01:07:05,509 --> 01:07:07,407 - Next slide. - We have the opportunity to... 1300 01:07:07,409 --> 01:07:09,273 (sighs) 1301 01:07:09,275 --> 01:07:11,373 Okay. Justice4Yall. 1302 01:07:11,375 --> 01:07:12,607 She's a 6.5. 1303 01:07:12,609 --> 01:07:14,540 This is what she says. 1304 01:07:14,542 --> 01:07:16,473 "Fuck this bitch. 1305 01:07:16,475 --> 01:07:19,640 Athena Stone murders innocent men and..." 1306 01:07:19,642 --> 01:07:21,642 I don't need to hear more. 1307 01:07:27,542 --> 01:07:29,475 That's our Snowball. 1308 01:07:31,342 --> 01:07:33,340 ♪ ♪ 1309 01:07:33,342 --> 01:07:35,075 (birds chirping) 1310 01:07:40,442 --> 01:07:43,409 ATHENA (over speaker): Put your gun in the mailbox. 1311 01:07:45,609 --> 01:07:47,607 Why the fuck would I do that? 1312 01:07:47,609 --> 01:07:50,175 ATHENA: There's a shaped C-4 charge underneath the gate. 1313 01:07:52,242 --> 01:07:54,640 I could blow you up right now. 1314 01:07:54,642 --> 01:07:57,075 But where's the fun in that? 1315 01:07:57,742 --> 01:07:59,340 No guns. 1316 01:07:59,342 --> 01:08:02,208 Put it in the mailbox. Now. 1317 01:08:16,909 --> 01:08:19,108 ♪ ♪ 1318 01:08:24,542 --> 01:08:26,342 (gate buzzing) 1319 01:08:37,208 --> 01:08:39,206 (hinges creaking) 1320 01:08:39,208 --> 01:08:41,208 (classical music playing in distance) 1321 01:08:56,342 --> 01:08:58,340 (whimpers) 1322 01:08:58,342 --> 01:09:00,342 (classical music continues) 1323 01:09:25,275 --> 01:09:27,275 ♪ ♪ 1324 01:09:36,409 --> 01:09:38,275 (sighs) 1325 01:09:43,475 --> 01:09:45,473 (fire crackling) 1326 01:09:45,475 --> 01:09:48,340 (classical music continues, growing louder) 1327 01:09:48,342 --> 01:09:50,507 ATHENA: It's amazing to me. 1328 01:09:50,509 --> 01:09:52,907 People go their entire lives without realizing 1329 01:09:52,909 --> 01:09:55,342 the most simple, obvious truth. 1330 01:09:56,642 --> 01:10:00,640 The only way to properly slice tomatoes 1331 01:10:00,642 --> 01:10:03,208 is with a bread knife. 1332 01:10:06,342 --> 01:10:08,640 Did you kill Don? 1333 01:10:08,642 --> 01:10:10,273 Uh-huh. 1334 01:10:10,275 --> 01:10:13,206 Because I convinced you he was one of us. 1335 01:10:13,208 --> 01:10:14,674 Was he? 1336 01:10:14,676 --> 01:10:16,907 Maybe. 1337 01:10:16,909 --> 01:10:19,175 Maybe not. 1338 01:10:21,409 --> 01:10:23,309 Who am I? 1339 01:10:24,609 --> 01:10:26,206 Huh? 1340 01:10:26,208 --> 01:10:29,273 Who am I? 1341 01:10:29,275 --> 01:10:32,574 Lady, I don't know who you are. 1342 01:10:32,576 --> 01:10:34,440 I just know that you're crazy. 1343 01:10:34,442 --> 01:10:36,140 I am crazy. 1344 01:10:36,142 --> 01:10:37,640 But I know I'm crazy. 1345 01:10:37,642 --> 01:10:41,273 And if you know you're crazy, then you're not crazy. 1346 01:10:41,275 --> 01:10:44,607 So that just makes me really, really mad. 1347 01:10:44,609 --> 01:10:46,307 Okay. 1348 01:10:46,309 --> 01:10:49,140 So, who am I? 1349 01:10:49,142 --> 01:10:52,640 Crystal May Creasey. 1350 01:10:52,642 --> 01:10:56,340 Born in Mississippi, Whites Crossing. 1351 01:10:56,342 --> 01:10:57,440 Fitting. 1352 01:10:57,442 --> 01:10:59,273 Dropped out of school at 12, 1353 01:10:59,275 --> 01:11:01,607 right around the time your daddy was killed by the police 1354 01:11:01,609 --> 01:11:03,507 when they raided the methamphetamine lab. 1355 01:11:03,509 --> 01:11:06,206 Your mother joined him soon after that... overdose. 1356 01:11:06,208 --> 01:11:10,540 Probably the last batch of Daddy's stuff. 1357 01:11:10,542 --> 01:11:12,609 Romantic. 1358 01:11:15,475 --> 01:11:20,540 You know, most people think that you should use cheddar 1359 01:11:20,542 --> 01:11:24,642 in a grilled cheese, but I use Gruyère. 1360 01:11:26,375 --> 01:11:29,707 Nothing else has that kind of melt. 1361 01:11:29,709 --> 01:11:32,173 After your mom died, you bounced 1362 01:11:32,175 --> 01:11:33,507 from part-time job to part-time job, 1363 01:11:33,509 --> 01:11:35,307 to welfare and back. 1364 01:11:35,309 --> 01:11:37,740 More times than I could count, honestly. 1365 01:11:37,742 --> 01:11:42,206 The only consistency was your inability to stay employed. 1366 01:11:42,208 --> 01:11:43,707 (chuckles) Which is fine. 1367 01:11:43,709 --> 01:11:47,240 I mean, this country belongs to the uneducated and ignorant 1368 01:11:47,242 --> 01:11:49,340 as much as it belongs to me. 1369 01:11:49,342 --> 01:11:52,340 You fail, we pay. 1370 01:11:52,342 --> 01:11:55,206 Eventually, a cow falls on your head 1371 01:11:55,208 --> 01:11:57,473 or you blow your brains out in a parking lot 1372 01:11:57,475 --> 01:11:59,473 because you finally realize 1373 01:11:59,475 --> 01:12:02,607 what a waste your life truly was. 1374 01:12:02,609 --> 01:12:04,640 But not you, Crystal. 1375 01:12:04,642 --> 01:12:06,740 You decided to go on the Internet 1376 01:12:06,742 --> 01:12:09,075 and run your stupid mouth. 1377 01:12:10,542 --> 01:12:13,574 13 months ago, you posted this on a message board 1378 01:12:13,576 --> 01:12:16,707 under the screen name Justice4Yall. 1379 01:12:16,709 --> 01:12:19,475 I want to make sure I... I get it exactly right. 1380 01:12:22,475 --> 01:12:25,307 "Fuck this bitch. 1381 01:12:25,309 --> 01:12:29,373 "Athena Stone murders innocent men and women for sport. 1382 01:12:29,375 --> 01:12:32,707 The evidence is all there." 1383 01:12:32,709 --> 01:12:37,206 T-H-E-I-R. 1384 01:12:37,208 --> 01:12:39,440 "Her manor, her travel records. 1385 01:12:39,442 --> 01:12:42,340 "Oh, and in case you were still on the fence, 1386 01:12:42,342 --> 01:12:46,740 she fucking admitted to it in a text message." 1387 01:12:46,742 --> 01:12:50,509 "Admitted" was all caps. 1388 01:12:51,542 --> 01:12:52,574 Huh. 1389 01:12:52,576 --> 01:12:55,273 "Huh"? That's all you have to say for yourself? 1390 01:12:55,275 --> 01:13:00,373 Everybody you kidnapped and killed, 1391 01:13:00,375 --> 01:13:02,640 that's 'cause they busted you and your friends 1392 01:13:02,642 --> 01:13:04,473 and put it on the Internet? 1393 01:13:04,475 --> 01:13:05,907 No one busted us. 1394 01:13:05,909 --> 01:13:07,373 We were joking. 1395 01:13:07,375 --> 01:13:09,340 But you ignorami took it literally. 1396 01:13:09,342 --> 01:13:13,607 You actually believed we were hunting human beings for sport. 1397 01:13:13,609 --> 01:13:16,240 - But you are. - What? 1398 01:13:16,242 --> 01:13:17,640 Hunting human beings for sport. 1399 01:13:17,642 --> 01:13:19,340 - No. - Oh, yeah. 1400 01:13:19,342 --> 01:13:21,440 It wasn't true. 1401 01:13:21,442 --> 01:13:23,740 (stammers) 1402 01:13:23,742 --> 01:13:25,507 This is your manor, isn't it? 1403 01:13:25,509 --> 01:13:28,340 It's not a fucking manor. 1404 01:13:28,342 --> 01:13:30,607 It's a house I rented in Croatia and had decorated. 1405 01:13:30,609 --> 01:13:32,206 Okay, right, but it's yours, 1406 01:13:32,208 --> 01:13:34,740 and you're hunting people, so it's... 1407 01:13:34,742 --> 01:13:36,507 I mean, it's true. 1408 01:13:36,509 --> 01:13:37,707 Now. 1409 01:13:37,709 --> 01:13:42,273 Now it's true because you made it true. 1410 01:13:42,275 --> 01:13:44,240 You people, you take anything you want, 1411 01:13:44,242 --> 01:13:46,340 and you twist it around until it fits 1412 01:13:46,342 --> 01:13:49,574 into your backwards fucking worldview. 1413 01:13:49,576 --> 01:13:53,676 You wanted it to be true, so you decided it was. 1414 01:13:55,676 --> 01:13:58,342 This was your idea. 1415 01:14:00,208 --> 01:14:02,674 Well... 1416 01:14:02,676 --> 01:14:04,674 not my idea. 1417 01:14:04,676 --> 01:14:06,674 Ooh, I did not want to mess up 1418 01:14:06,676 --> 01:14:10,907 your big grilled-cheese speech, but... 1419 01:14:10,909 --> 01:14:13,609 oh, you done fucked up, lady. 1420 01:14:15,609 --> 01:14:19,407 See, you got the wrong Crystal. 1421 01:14:19,409 --> 01:14:22,609 There's another Crystal May Creasey back home. 1422 01:14:24,242 --> 01:14:26,509 But she spells "May" with an "E." 1423 01:14:28,175 --> 01:14:31,340 Hey, I get her mail sometimes. 1424 01:14:31,342 --> 01:14:33,640 And my dad's an asshole, 1425 01:14:33,642 --> 01:14:37,473 but I don't think he ever did drugs. 1426 01:14:37,475 --> 01:14:39,475 And my mom... 1427 01:14:42,242 --> 01:14:45,275 ...she's alive, too. 1428 01:14:48,475 --> 01:14:49,640 Can we call her? 1429 01:14:49,642 --> 01:14:51,340 - Let's call her right now. - No. 1430 01:14:51,342 --> 01:14:52,340 - Give me the phone. - No way. 1431 01:14:52,342 --> 01:14:53,407 - I'll call her up. - Do I look fucking stupid? 1432 01:14:53,409 --> 01:14:55,740 Fine. I'll give you her number, and you can call. 1433 01:14:55,742 --> 01:14:58,473 - That's not gonna happen. - Yeah. 1434 01:14:58,475 --> 01:15:01,340 Hoo, you don't really care about the truth, do you? 1435 01:15:01,342 --> 01:15:02,674 Of course I do. 1436 01:15:02,676 --> 01:15:06,342 The only difference is I'm right. 1437 01:15:08,342 --> 01:15:10,275 Hey, maybe. 1438 01:15:11,609 --> 01:15:13,208 Maybe not. 1439 01:15:15,142 --> 01:15:17,407 Now, do I have to keep listening to Beethoven, 1440 01:15:17,409 --> 01:15:19,407 or can we fucking get on with it? 1441 01:15:19,409 --> 01:15:22,075 - (classical music continues) - (grunting and groaning) 1442 01:15:39,309 --> 01:15:41,676 (both yell) 1443 01:15:49,742 --> 01:15:51,542 That was good. 1444 01:15:54,242 --> 01:15:56,507 (grunting, yelling) 1445 01:15:56,509 --> 01:15:59,208 (classical music continues) 1446 01:16:02,342 --> 01:16:04,375 (yells, groans) 1447 01:16:20,542 --> 01:16:22,206 Hmm. 1448 01:16:22,208 --> 01:16:24,206 (grunting) 1449 01:16:24,208 --> 01:16:26,075 (music distorts, stops) 1450 01:16:29,208 --> 01:16:30,242 No! 1451 01:16:34,609 --> 01:16:37,540 ♪ ♪ 1452 01:16:37,542 --> 01:16:39,340 (groans) 1453 01:16:39,342 --> 01:16:42,240 (laughing) 1454 01:16:42,242 --> 01:16:44,574 (sighs) 1455 01:16:44,576 --> 01:16:46,140 Hey, Crystal. 1456 01:16:46,142 --> 01:16:47,242 (Athena panting) 1457 01:16:48,709 --> 01:16:51,108 - (shotgun blasts) - (yelps) Fuck! 1458 01:16:53,142 --> 01:16:54,740 You need a gun now, bitch?! 1459 01:16:54,742 --> 01:16:56,640 - That's fucking cheating! - (chuckles) 1460 01:16:56,642 --> 01:16:59,108 (panting) 1461 01:17:05,409 --> 01:17:07,208 (grunting) 1462 01:17:11,475 --> 01:17:13,206 (strained grunt) 1463 01:17:13,208 --> 01:17:15,208 (both panting, grunting) 1464 01:17:20,676 --> 01:17:22,509 (Crystal screaming) 1465 01:17:25,542 --> 01:17:27,309 Fuck you! 1466 01:17:30,475 --> 01:17:33,542 (gasps, groans) 1467 01:17:34,642 --> 01:17:36,475 (gasping) 1468 01:17:50,208 --> 01:17:51,676 (Athena grunts) 1469 01:18:06,375 --> 01:18:08,576 (both panting) 1470 01:18:14,208 --> 01:18:15,574 (grunting and groaning) 1471 01:18:15,576 --> 01:18:17,509 (gags) 1472 01:18:23,909 --> 01:18:27,206 (birds chirping) 1473 01:18:27,208 --> 01:18:29,342 - (panting): One second. - Yeah. 1474 01:18:34,375 --> 01:18:36,375 ♪ ♪ 1475 01:18:41,342 --> 01:18:43,509 (grunting and groaning) 1476 01:18:53,142 --> 01:18:54,642 No more glass! 1477 01:18:55,676 --> 01:18:58,409 (grunting, panting) 1478 01:19:06,609 --> 01:19:08,342 - (bones crackling) - (yells) 1479 01:19:16,442 --> 01:19:19,642 (both groaning, panting) 1480 01:19:31,475 --> 01:19:34,509 (yells) 1481 01:19:39,142 --> 01:19:41,208 (panting) 1482 01:19:48,175 --> 01:19:49,342 I got you. 1483 01:19:50,642 --> 01:19:52,307 (pained grunt) 1484 01:19:52,309 --> 01:19:54,342 Hmm. 1485 01:19:55,742 --> 01:19:57,475 Hmm. 1486 01:20:02,909 --> 01:20:05,142 (yells, gasps) 1487 01:20:14,742 --> 01:20:16,740 - (squishing) - (gasps) 1488 01:20:16,742 --> 01:20:18,375 (Athena groans) 1489 01:20:20,208 --> 01:20:21,607 ATHENA (panting): Okay. 1490 01:20:21,609 --> 01:20:23,907 (both grunting) 1491 01:20:23,909 --> 01:20:26,242 (panting, wheezing) 1492 01:20:28,542 --> 01:20:30,542 (groaning sigh) 1493 01:20:34,275 --> 01:20:36,373 (whispers): Hey. 1494 01:20:36,375 --> 01:20:38,509 I got you, too. 1495 01:20:40,609 --> 01:20:43,475 Hey, can I ask you a question? 1496 01:20:49,509 --> 01:20:51,740 Why did you call me Snowball? 1497 01:20:51,742 --> 01:20:53,273 (chuckles) 1498 01:20:53,275 --> 01:20:55,340 It's a reference. 1499 01:20:55,342 --> 01:20:58,342 To George Orwell's Animal Farm. 1500 01:20:59,709 --> 01:21:01,707 He's a pig. 1501 01:21:01,709 --> 01:21:06,075 Yeah, but why am I Snowball? 1502 01:21:07,909 --> 01:21:10,674 Snowball is an idealist. 1503 01:21:10,676 --> 01:21:14,507 He... he wants to make the world a better place. 1504 01:21:14,509 --> 01:21:18,674 That's why the other pigs make up lies about him, 1505 01:21:18,676 --> 01:21:20,676 turn him into the enemy. 1506 01:21:23,509 --> 01:21:26,342 I think you should be Snowball. 1507 01:21:27,375 --> 01:21:30,208 You read Animal Farm? 1508 01:21:31,242 --> 01:21:33,342 Yes, ma'am, I did. 1509 01:21:36,509 --> 01:21:39,140 Can I... 1510 01:21:39,142 --> 01:21:41,309 ask you a question? 1511 01:21:43,342 --> 01:21:46,275 Are you Justice4Yall? 1512 01:21:48,275 --> 01:21:50,373 Come on. 1513 01:21:50,375 --> 01:21:52,307 We're both dead. 1514 01:21:52,309 --> 01:21:54,307 Just tell me. 1515 01:21:54,309 --> 01:21:57,275 I got the right Crystal, didn't I? 1516 01:21:59,309 --> 01:22:02,475 No, ma'am, you did not. 1517 01:22:07,142 --> 01:22:09,407 (takes deep breath) 1518 01:22:09,409 --> 01:22:11,275 Whoops. 1519 01:22:30,676 --> 01:22:32,676 (soft pattering) 1520 01:22:42,475 --> 01:22:45,208 ("Girls It Ain't Easy" by Dusty Springfield playing) 1521 01:22:56,442 --> 01:22:58,642 (grunts, pants) 1522 01:23:01,309 --> 01:23:04,140 ♪ Yeah, it ain't easy ♪ 1523 01:23:04,142 --> 01:23:06,473 ♪ Girls, it ain't easy ♪ 1524 01:23:06,475 --> 01:23:10,407 ♪ To keep the man you love satisfied ♪ 1525 01:23:10,409 --> 01:23:12,240 ♪ It ain't easy ♪ 1526 01:23:12,242 --> 01:23:14,607 ♪ Girls, it ain't easy ♪ 1527 01:23:14,609 --> 01:23:18,740 ♪ To keep the one you love by your side ♪ 1528 01:23:18,742 --> 01:23:22,607 ♪ A woman's work is never done ♪ 1529 01:23:22,609 --> 01:23:26,607 ♪ Never stops, it goes on and on ♪ 1530 01:23:26,609 --> 01:23:28,373 (yells in pain) 1531 01:23:28,375 --> 01:23:31,206 ♪ You work your fingers to the bone ♪ 1532 01:23:31,208 --> 01:23:35,373 ♪ You gotta be home every time he phones ♪ 1533 01:23:35,375 --> 01:23:39,473 ♪ Sometimes the going gets a little tough ♪ 1534 01:23:39,475 --> 01:23:43,540 ♪ Seems like my best ain't good enough ♪ 1535 01:23:43,542 --> 01:23:47,907 ♪ Keeps you losing sleep seven days a week, yeah ♪ 1536 01:23:47,909 --> 01:23:49,907 ♪ It ain't easy ♪ 1537 01:23:49,909 --> 01:23:52,407 ♪ Girls, it ain't easy ♪ 1538 01:23:52,409 --> 01:23:56,473 ♪ To keep the one you love by your side ♪ 1539 01:23:56,475 --> 01:24:00,473 ♪ Do what you can though he seems ungrateful... ♪ 1540 01:24:00,475 --> 01:24:01,607 Hey there. 1541 01:24:01,609 --> 01:24:03,373 Oh, shit. 1542 01:24:03,375 --> 01:24:05,473 The, uh... 1543 01:24:05,475 --> 01:24:08,607 assholes you work for tried to kill me, 1544 01:24:08,609 --> 01:24:11,707 so I killed them instead. 1545 01:24:11,709 --> 01:24:13,475 Now I want to go home. 1546 01:24:15,742 --> 01:24:17,607 That gonna be a problem? 1547 01:24:17,609 --> 01:24:19,507 Certainly not, ma'am. 1548 01:24:19,509 --> 01:24:21,173 KELLY: No. 1549 01:24:21,175 --> 01:24:23,473 May I... may I pour that for you? 1550 01:24:23,475 --> 01:24:25,307 Yeah. 1551 01:24:25,309 --> 01:24:29,473 (plane whirring) 1552 01:24:29,475 --> 01:24:32,075 (doors closing) 1553 01:24:32,709 --> 01:24:35,340 (cork pops) 1554 01:24:35,342 --> 01:24:37,707 How about a snack? We have fantastic caviar. 1555 01:24:37,709 --> 01:24:40,140 - It's osetra... - Yeah. 1556 01:24:40,142 --> 01:24:41,309 You got it. 1557 01:24:43,409 --> 01:24:45,409 (sighs) 1558 01:24:49,742 --> 01:24:51,507 You ever had caviar? 1559 01:24:51,509 --> 01:24:55,273 No, I-I don't... I don't think I'm really allowed to. 1560 01:24:55,275 --> 01:24:57,475 Well, you are now. Have a seat. 1561 01:24:59,909 --> 01:25:02,275 - Dig in. - (both laugh) 1562 01:25:10,676 --> 01:25:12,676 H-How is it? 1563 01:25:17,275 --> 01:25:19,642 It's fucking great. 1564 01:25:19,644 --> 01:25:24,179 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 1565 01:25:24,409 --> 01:25:27,075 ♪ ♪ 1566 01:25:56,342 --> 01:25:58,475 ♪ ♪ 1567 01:26:25,742 --> 01:26:28,242 ♪ ♪ 1568 01:26:58,242 --> 01:27:01,242 ♪ ♪ 1569 01:27:31,242 --> 01:27:33,242 ♪ ♪ 1570 01:28:03,242 --> 01:28:05,242 ♪ ♪ 1571 01:28:35,242 --> 01:28:37,242 ♪ ♪ 1572 01:29:07,242 --> 01:29:09,242 ♪ ♪ 1573 01:29:39,242 --> 01:29:41,242 ♪ ♪ 1574 01:30:11,242 --> 01:30:13,242 ♪ ♪ 1575 01:30:23,309 --> 01:30:24,676 (music ends) 1575 01:30:25,305 --> 01:30:31,463 Learn Thai more flexible & enjoyable with Banana Thai osdb.link/bananathai 106446

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