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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:14,090 --> 00:02:15,439 KELLY: Excuse me. 2 00:02:15,483 --> 00:02:17,267 -Sir? -RICHARD: Hmm? 3 00:02:17,311 --> 00:02:19,356 Sir? 4 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:21,141 Can I get you a snack? 5 00:02:21,184 --> 00:02:22,577 Huh? Uh, what? 6 00:02:22,620 --> 00:02:24,448 Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't mean to interrupt. 7 00:02:24,492 --> 00:02:27,364 -I just wanted to see if you'd like a snack. -Ah. 8 00:02:27,408 --> 00:02:29,323 I'm just kidding. 9 00:02:29,366 --> 00:02:30,715 -Oh. Okay. -Yeah. 10 00:02:30,759 --> 00:02:32,456 -What's up? -We have some fantastic caviar. 11 00:02:32,500 --> 00:02:34,806 It's osetra, fresh from... 12 00:02:34,850 --> 00:02:35,938 You ever had caviar? 13 00:02:35,981 --> 00:02:37,287 No, sir. 14 00:02:37,331 --> 00:02:39,246 It's delicious. It is, yeah. 15 00:02:39,289 --> 00:02:40,812 -But I had some last night. -Mm. 16 00:02:40,856 --> 00:02:42,640 You know what? I'm actually in the mood 17 00:02:42,684 --> 00:02:44,425 for something a little bit more Mediterranean. 18 00:02:44,468 --> 00:02:48,080 Do you have, like, a grilled vegetable thing 19 00:02:48,124 --> 00:02:49,778 with some figs or even, like, um, 20 00:02:49,821 --> 00:02:52,172 uh, like, any kind of small fish? 21 00:02:52,215 --> 00:02:53,782 I'm sorry, sir. We don't... 22 00:02:53,825 --> 00:02:56,001 we don't have a kitchen, full kitchen here. 23 00:02:56,045 --> 00:02:57,699 Well, fuck. 24 00:02:57,742 --> 00:03:00,310 How about a glass of champagne? 25 00:03:00,354 --> 00:03:01,659 -Boom. -Great. 26 00:03:01,703 --> 00:03:02,965 Perfect. 27 00:03:07,448 --> 00:03:10,407 -Hey, is that the Heidsieck? -I'm sorry? 28 00:03:10,451 --> 00:03:13,671 A German sub sank a ship on the way to Tsar Nicholas II. 29 00:03:13,715 --> 00:03:15,543 Couple years back, they found the wreck 30 00:03:15,586 --> 00:03:18,372 and a case of the 1907 Heidsieck. 31 00:03:18,415 --> 00:03:21,244 They sent a little robot down there to bring it back up. 32 00:03:21,288 --> 00:03:24,508 Athena bought three bottles at 250K per. 33 00:03:24,552 --> 00:03:27,729 And no one even knows what the stuff tastes like. 34 00:03:27,772 --> 00:03:29,644 It's just plain ol' champagne. 35 00:03:29,687 --> 00:03:31,950 -Hmm. 36 00:03:34,866 --> 00:03:37,347 -You like working for Athena? -Yes, she's... 37 00:03:37,391 --> 00:03:38,783 -sweet. 38 00:03:38,827 --> 00:03:41,003 She's sweet? Don't let her hear you say that. 39 00:03:42,396 --> 00:03:43,788 Whoa, hey, Jesus! 40 00:03:43,832 --> 00:03:45,616 -What are you doing? -MAN: What is happening here? 41 00:03:48,402 --> 00:03:50,491 -What the... -RICHARD: Oh, fuck! 42 00:03:50,534 --> 00:03:52,101 -Sh... Ah, shit. -MAN 2: What's going on? 43 00:03:52,144 --> 00:03:53,363 What is happening? 44 00:03:53,407 --> 00:03:55,017 One of them's fucking awake, man. 45 00:03:55,060 --> 00:03:57,149 -Oh. Okay. -LIBERTY: Gross. 46 00:03:57,193 --> 00:03:58,455 MARTIN: What... Ted! 47 00:03:58,499 --> 00:04:00,805 -TED: Okay, uh, calm down. -Whoa, whoa, whoa. 48 00:04:00,849 --> 00:04:02,503 Everything's okay. Everything's fine. 49 00:04:02,546 --> 00:04:03,765 Hey, it's all right. 50 00:04:03,808 --> 00:04:05,288 -Uh, would you... 51 00:04:05,332 --> 00:04:06,724 -get-get some towels? -Yeah, get towels. 52 00:04:06,768 --> 00:04:08,248 -Okay, uh, no, it's okay. -LIBERTY: Oh, Jesus. 53 00:04:08,291 --> 00:04:10,380 It's all right. No, no, no, it's all right. 54 00:04:10,424 --> 00:04:11,947 It's okay. I'm a doctor. 55 00:04:11,990 --> 00:04:13,470 -RICHARD: Ted, Ted, come on, man. -Oh, great. Fantastic. 56 00:04:13,514 --> 00:04:15,777 If you could just lay those towels 57 00:04:15,820 --> 00:04:17,735 -on the floor right there. -Fuck. 58 00:04:17,779 --> 00:04:19,868 Uh, now, what's his... what's his... what's his name? 59 00:04:19,911 --> 00:04:21,130 His na... Uh, Squealer, I think? I... 60 00:04:21,173 --> 00:04:23,045 Randy. 61 00:04:23,088 --> 00:04:24,873 R-Randy? Oh, that's great. 62 00:04:24,916 --> 00:04:26,527 Now, I just need you... We're just gonna... 63 00:04:26,570 --> 00:04:28,006 We're just gonna go down to the floor. 64 00:04:28,050 --> 00:04:30,487 Just kneel down. There you go. There. Good, good. 65 00:04:30,531 --> 00:04:33,490 Now, I need you to lie back down on those towels. 66 00:04:33,534 --> 00:04:35,449 There you go. There you go. 67 00:04:35,492 --> 00:04:38,060 Uh... Oh, uh, may I use your pen? 68 00:04:38,103 --> 00:04:40,018 -Pen. Yes. -Thanks. 69 00:04:40,062 --> 00:04:42,412 Okay, Randy. 70 00:04:42,456 --> 00:04:44,414 I'm gonna put you back to sleep now. 71 00:04:44,458 --> 00:04:45,546 -What? -Because you woke up 72 00:04:45,589 --> 00:04:47,548 before you were supposed to. 73 00:04:50,942 --> 00:04:52,292 -Whoa! -Fuck! 74 00:04:54,903 --> 00:04:56,818 RICHARD: Hey, you're bleeding. 75 00:04:57,906 --> 00:04:59,690 -Ted, what the fuck, man? 76 00:04:59,734 --> 00:05:01,649 He woke up. And we can't have you 77 00:05:01,692 --> 00:05:03,303 talking about this, now, can we, Randy? 78 00:05:03,346 --> 00:05:05,783 It hasn't even started yet, man. 79 00:05:05,827 --> 00:05:07,350 -TED: Oh, geez. -RICHARD: What the fuck? 80 00:05:07,394 --> 00:05:09,091 TED: You guys just gonna stand there? 81 00:05:09,134 --> 00:05:10,135 -Oh! -Oh! 82 00:05:12,094 --> 00:05:13,661 Oh, my God. 83 00:05:13,704 --> 00:05:15,227 -Uh, whoa. -Hey. Hey, hey, hey. Chill. 84 00:05:15,271 --> 00:05:16,794 TED: You need to just-just take it easy. 85 00:05:16,838 --> 00:05:18,796 -Oh, hey. -LIBERTY: All right, all right. 86 00:05:18,840 --> 00:05:20,624 -MARTIN: Whoa. Whoa, whoa. -TED: Shit. Shit. 87 00:05:20,668 --> 00:05:22,887 -Oh, my God! -LIBERTY: Oh, that's gross. 88 00:05:22,931 --> 00:05:24,062 Grab him! 89 00:05:24,106 --> 00:05:25,107 -No! Stop! 90 00:05:25,150 --> 00:05:26,369 All right, all right, all right. 91 00:05:26,413 --> 00:05:27,936 -Hold on, hold on. Hold on. -Motherfucker. 92 00:05:27,979 --> 00:05:29,154 -It's okay, now. All right, all right. -LIBERTY: Oh, no! 93 00:05:29,198 --> 00:05:30,808 ATHENA: Hey. 94 00:05:34,421 --> 00:05:36,553 -Put him in the back with the rest. -This isn't right. 95 00:05:36,597 --> 00:05:37,815 I mean, he doesn't even know. 96 00:05:37,859 --> 00:05:39,339 I mean, it hasn't even started yet. 97 00:05:39,382 --> 00:05:40,731 -God. 98 00:05:43,517 --> 00:05:46,128 ATHENA: No sentimentality, comrade. 99 00:05:47,956 --> 00:05:49,871 War is war. 100 00:05:53,396 --> 00:05:57,400 Oh, uh, thanks. 101 00:05:57,444 --> 00:05:59,924 -Oh. 102 00:06:07,192 --> 00:06:08,629 Would you... would you grab me 103 00:06:08,672 --> 00:06:10,674 a little seltzer water or something? 104 00:06:26,298 --> 00:06:28,388 Fucking redneck. 105 00:06:33,871 --> 00:06:35,873 H-Help. 106 00:07:36,368 --> 00:07:38,849 Oh, God. 107 00:08:04,179 --> 00:08:07,051 Hey. Hey. 108 00:08:13,275 --> 00:08:15,538 Hello! 109 00:08:34,209 --> 00:08:36,037 Hey. 110 00:08:40,563 --> 00:08:43,131 What the hell is this? 111 00:09:33,094 --> 00:09:34,791 What? 112 00:09:42,843 --> 00:09:44,584 DON: Oh, no! No, no, no. 113 00:09:44,627 --> 00:09:45,889 Oh, no. It's a trap. 114 00:09:45,933 --> 00:09:48,283 -Huh? -Trap. 115 00:09:48,326 --> 00:09:49,501 Trap. 116 00:09:54,376 --> 00:09:55,551 Oh, my God! 117 00:10:56,394 --> 00:10:58,005 Huh. 118 00:10:59,354 --> 00:11:01,269 What the fuck? 119 00:12:01,677 --> 00:12:03,723 DEAD SEXY: What's that? 120 00:12:18,694 --> 00:12:20,087 Hey! 121 00:12:24,134 --> 00:12:26,484 -Thank you. 122 00:12:33,404 --> 00:12:34,797 Thank you. 123 00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:36,407 Sh... Yeah, yeah, sorry. 124 00:12:36,451 --> 00:12:38,888 -All right. 125 00:12:40,934 --> 00:12:42,587 This ought to help, huh? 126 00:12:42,631 --> 00:12:43,893 Yeah. 127 00:12:43,937 --> 00:12:45,242 All right, there you go. 128 00:12:45,286 --> 00:12:46,896 All right, hey, guys, I got keys. 129 00:12:46,940 --> 00:12:49,029 -I got keys. Here, here, here. 130 00:12:49,072 --> 00:12:50,465 Here. Turn around. 131 00:12:50,508 --> 00:12:52,206 Turn around. Let me help get you unlocked. 132 00:12:52,249 --> 00:12:54,599 What is happening? Wh-Wh-What is all of this? 133 00:12:54,643 --> 00:12:56,601 Yeah, fuck if I know. Here. 134 00:12:56,645 --> 00:12:58,255 Oh, I can't use that. 135 00:12:58,299 --> 00:12:59,822 Can you do this? 136 00:12:59,866 --> 00:13:01,302 Yeah. 137 00:13:01,345 --> 00:13:03,173 You can squeeze a trigger, then. 138 00:13:03,217 --> 00:13:04,522 Take it. 139 00:13:04,566 --> 00:13:06,263 MAN: What is this? What the fuck is this, man? 140 00:13:06,307 --> 00:13:07,699 WOMAN: What do we need guns for? 141 00:13:07,743 --> 00:13:08,831 MAN: We'll get out of here. 142 00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:10,267 MAN: TEC-9, Lou. 143 00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:13,923 Hey. 144 00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:19,581 Hey. Let me show you. 145 00:13:19,624 --> 00:13:20,843 -Safety. 146 00:13:20,887 --> 00:13:23,237 Give it a flick, you're ready to party, okay? 147 00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:24,629 Thanks. 148 00:13:24,673 --> 00:13:25,761 You're welcome. 149 00:13:27,589 --> 00:13:29,852 -What was that? -I think that was a rifle. 150 00:13:31,288 --> 00:13:32,855 -Everybody get the fuck down! 151 00:13:32,899 --> 00:13:34,161 -Move! -Go! Go! Go! 152 00:13:34,204 --> 00:13:35,945 -That almost hit me. 153 00:13:42,647 --> 00:13:44,606 F... 154 00:13:44,649 --> 00:13:46,608 Oh, f... 155 00:13:46,651 --> 00:13:49,611 Jesus Ch-Christ. 156 00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:57,140 Over there. 157 00:14:04,626 --> 00:14:06,715 -What the fuck? 158 00:14:08,238 --> 00:14:10,588 -DEAD SEXY: Come on, let's go. 159 00:14:10,632 --> 00:14:12,025 Move! 160 00:14:20,947 --> 00:14:22,992 DEAD SEXY: Help! 161 00:14:28,780 --> 00:14:30,870 DEAD SEXY: Help! 162 00:14:30,913 --> 00:14:33,176 Help! 163 00:14:37,050 --> 00:14:39,879 -I fell. -It's okay. It's okay. 164 00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:42,011 I fell. 165 00:14:42,055 --> 00:14:44,318 It's my birthday tomorrow. 166 00:14:44,361 --> 00:14:46,711 -What? -I'm gonna eat a whole pie. 167 00:14:46,755 --> 00:14:48,017 -Oh, God. 168 00:14:48,061 --> 00:14:49,410 Come on, reach for me. Come on. 169 00:14:49,453 --> 00:14:51,151 Come on. "Happy birthday" on three, okay? 170 00:14:51,194 --> 00:14:53,414 -One, two, happy birthday! 171 00:14:58,201 --> 00:14:59,811 Go. Here we go. Good job. 172 00:14:59,855 --> 00:15:01,335 -Good job. Ready? -Yeah. 173 00:15:01,378 --> 00:15:03,772 All right, let's get the fuck out of here. Come on. 174 00:15:17,568 --> 00:15:20,615 -Holy fuck. 175 00:15:22,312 --> 00:15:25,228 -Fucking Jesus Christ. Hey. 176 00:15:26,447 --> 00:15:27,535 Shoot me. 177 00:15:27,578 --> 00:15:28,971 No, no, no, I'm not gonna shoot you. 178 00:15:29,015 --> 00:15:30,668 No. No, wait. No, no, no! 179 00:15:30,712 --> 00:15:32,366 Let go, you fucking snowflake! 180 00:15:32,409 --> 00:15:35,586 -Don't do it! Don't... 181 00:15:39,808 --> 00:15:42,332 -Jesus fucking Christ. 182 00:16:00,742 --> 00:16:02,048 Okay. 183 00:16:03,919 --> 00:16:05,312 Fuck. 184 00:16:15,017 --> 00:16:16,627 Whoa, don't shoot, asshole. 185 00:16:16,671 --> 00:16:18,151 I'm on your side. 186 00:16:20,849 --> 00:16:23,069 They with us, too? 187 00:16:23,112 --> 00:16:24,635 Yeah. 188 00:16:24,679 --> 00:16:27,464 -Road means civilization. -What? 189 00:16:27,508 --> 00:16:28,857 Civilization's our fucking friend. 190 00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:30,076 VANILLA NICE: Hey, folks. 191 00:16:30,119 --> 00:16:31,555 What's the plan, khaki man? 192 00:16:31,599 --> 00:16:33,949 -Trying to figure it out. -Sorry. 193 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,733 Looks like we're gonna have to climb this bitch. 194 00:16:35,777 --> 00:16:38,040 You know what this is, right? 195 00:16:38,084 --> 00:16:40,129 -Goddamn Manorgate. -That shit's real? 196 00:16:40,173 --> 00:16:41,957 Seems pretty fucking real to me. 197 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:44,090 -Yeah, right, come on. Up, up, up. -I'm going. -Fuck. 198 00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:46,222 STATEN ISLAND : Yeah. 199 00:16:55,362 --> 00:16:56,798 -What? 200 00:16:56,841 --> 00:16:59,409 -What the fuck was that? -STATEN ISLAND: Hurry. 201 00:16:59,453 --> 00:17:00,889 -Oh, shit, that's fucking arrows, dude. -Fuck. 202 00:17:00,932 --> 00:17:02,064 Hurry up. 203 00:17:02,108 --> 00:17:03,587 I got you. I got you. 204 00:17:03,631 --> 00:17:04,936 -Jesus fucking Christ. -No, no, no, keep climbing. 205 00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:06,068 I'm gonna help you. Come on. 206 00:17:06,112 --> 00:17:07,591 -No! Keep climbing. 207 00:17:07,635 --> 00:17:08,897 Keep climbing. Come on, no, no, no. 208 00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:10,420 Up, up. Go up. 209 00:17:10,464 --> 00:17:12,596 What is this Avatarshit? 210 00:17:13,641 --> 00:17:14,685 We should go. 211 00:17:14,729 --> 00:17:16,731 -Fuck it. -Run! 212 00:17:48,284 --> 00:17:49,720 LIBERTY: Why isn't it working? 213 00:17:49,764 --> 00:17:51,331 MARTIN: Wait. Did you pull the pin? 214 00:17:51,374 --> 00:17:53,985 -LIBERTY: Ah, shit. 215 00:17:56,814 --> 00:17:58,207 -What was that? 216 00:17:58,251 --> 00:18:00,209 That's another one of us getting blown the fuck up. 217 00:18:00,253 --> 00:18:01,863 -Fuck. -We got to find shelter. 218 00:18:01,906 --> 00:18:03,473 Come on! 219 00:18:23,189 --> 00:18:25,060 There's about $200 in the cash register. 220 00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:26,453 It's all yours. 221 00:18:27,845 --> 00:18:29,760 Give me a hand here. Come on. 222 00:18:30,805 --> 00:18:32,937 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stop. 223 00:18:32,981 --> 00:18:34,765 Where are we? 224 00:18:34,809 --> 00:18:36,115 MA: What? 225 00:18:36,158 --> 00:18:37,594 Look, son, we don't want no trouble. 226 00:18:37,638 --> 00:18:39,770 -Just take the money. -I don't want your damn money. 227 00:18:39,814 --> 00:18:41,250 Where the fuck are we? 228 00:18:41,294 --> 00:18:43,948 Well, Route 31, right outside of Elaine. 229 00:18:43,992 --> 00:18:45,602 Elaine, where? 230 00:18:45,646 --> 00:18:46,951 Which state? 231 00:18:46,995 --> 00:18:48,170 Arkansas. 232 00:18:48,214 --> 00:18:50,085 VANILLA NICE: What? 233 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:51,434 We're in Arkansas? 234 00:18:51,478 --> 00:18:54,176 Wha... Man, Jesus. 235 00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:56,265 Fucking Arkansas. 236 00:18:57,484 --> 00:18:59,268 -You got a phone? -MA: Please. 237 00:18:59,312 --> 00:19:00,835 We have children. We have grandchildren. 238 00:19:00,878 --> 00:19:02,532 Oh, you have grandchildren? Can I see a picture of them? 239 00:19:02,576 --> 00:19:04,317 I'm just kidding. I give a fuck. Give me the phone. 240 00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:06,797 Son, whatever's going on here... 241 00:19:06,841 --> 00:19:08,364 What's going on is we're getting goddamn hunted. 242 00:19:08,408 --> 00:19:10,975 -MA: But y'all have guns. 243 00:19:11,019 --> 00:19:12,977 Yeah, to defend ourselves. 244 00:19:13,021 --> 00:19:15,415 -Hello? -OPERATOR: 911. What's your emergency? 245 00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:16,981 Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's been a killing spree. 246 00:19:17,025 --> 00:19:18,983 -You gotta come here right now. -Can you repeat that, sir? 247 00:19:19,027 --> 00:19:21,508 There's been a murder spree in the woods, a fucking massacre. 248 00:19:21,551 --> 00:19:23,466 It-it-it's Manorgate! 249 00:19:23,510 --> 00:19:24,598 OPERATOR: I'm sorry, sir. 250 00:19:24,641 --> 00:19:25,947 I'm having trouble understanding you. 251 00:19:25,990 --> 00:19:27,209 Manorgate. 252 00:19:27,253 --> 00:19:29,211 Just fucking google it! 253 00:19:29,255 --> 00:19:30,604 OPERATOR: I can't google it right now. 254 00:19:30,647 --> 00:19:32,388 -Listen to me, okay? -We can't do that. 255 00:19:32,432 --> 00:19:33,781 We woke up with these gags in our mouth, 256 00:19:33,824 --> 00:19:35,304 and they had these... these locks on 'em and... 257 00:19:35,348 --> 00:19:37,132 Sir, I need the address of your emergency. 258 00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:39,700 Do you want my address in Staten Island, New York, 259 00:19:39,743 --> 00:19:41,658 where I went to a bar after work 260 00:19:41,702 --> 00:19:43,791 and I don't remember anything because they drugged me, 261 00:19:43,834 --> 00:19:45,053 they drugged all of us? 262 00:19:45,096 --> 00:19:46,489 Where'd they get you from? 263 00:19:46,533 --> 00:19:47,838 Wyoming. 264 00:19:47,882 --> 00:19:49,362 Orlando. 265 00:19:49,405 --> 00:19:51,494 Fuck. 266 00:19:51,538 --> 00:19:53,235 All right, listen to me. 267 00:19:53,279 --> 00:19:54,758 They grabbed us from all over, 268 00:19:54,802 --> 00:19:56,673 and they brought us here to kill us, 269 00:19:56,717 --> 00:19:58,240 and they're still trying to kill us. 270 00:19:58,284 --> 00:19:59,676 And they're coming down the fucking road, 271 00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:01,461 and they're gonna be here any fucking second. 272 00:20:01,504 --> 00:20:03,463 Okay. What is your current location, sir? 273 00:20:03,506 --> 00:20:04,812 I-I am at a gas station! 274 00:20:04,855 --> 00:20:07,336 Could you please just trace the call? 275 00:20:07,380 --> 00:20:10,121 Of course. That's a... that's a great idea. 276 00:20:10,165 --> 00:20:11,949 We'll trace you, sir. 277 00:20:11,993 --> 00:20:13,212 Sit tight. 278 00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:14,648 -Okay. -Help's on the way. 279 00:20:14,691 --> 00:20:15,997 Good. 280 00:20:19,566 --> 00:20:21,524 Wh-What'd they say, dude? 281 00:20:22,351 --> 00:20:23,439 They said they're coming. 282 00:20:23,483 --> 00:20:24,919 Thank Christ. 283 00:20:26,312 --> 00:20:28,052 -Hey, let me get one of them. -Get your own. 284 00:20:28,096 --> 00:20:29,402 POP: Son, would you mind putting your gun away? 285 00:20:29,445 --> 00:20:31,055 You seem a little worked up, 286 00:20:31,099 --> 00:20:33,710 and you don't want it to go off by accident. 287 00:20:33,754 --> 00:20:36,191 It's not gonna go off on accident. I own seven guns. 288 00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:37,627 -MA: Why? -What? 289 00:20:37,671 --> 00:20:40,151 Wh-Wh-Why do you own seven guns? 290 00:20:40,195 --> 00:20:42,110 -"Stand your ground." -Because it's my constitutional right 291 00:20:42,153 --> 00:20:43,459 to protect myself if I should ever 292 00:20:43,503 --> 00:20:44,852 happen to be getting fucking shot at, 293 00:20:44,895 --> 00:20:46,375 which is exactly what's happening right now. 294 00:20:46,419 --> 00:20:47,594 Is that okay? 295 00:20:47,637 --> 00:20:51,380 So, those people that are shooting at you, 296 00:20:51,424 --> 00:20:55,254 they're just exercising the very same right? 297 00:20:55,297 --> 00:20:56,907 What the fuck are you talking about? 298 00:20:56,951 --> 00:20:59,606 "Will there be sugar after the Rebellion?" 299 00:20:59,649 --> 00:21:01,434 STATEN ISLAND: Is she okay? 300 00:21:01,477 --> 00:21:03,087 Oh, sure, she's fine. 301 00:21:03,131 --> 00:21:04,524 How are you? 302 00:21:09,485 --> 00:21:11,052 -What the fuck? 303 00:21:11,095 --> 00:21:12,880 -Hey, you okay? -What's wrong? 304 00:21:12,923 --> 00:21:14,447 VANILLA NICE: Hey, get some water, dude! 305 00:21:14,490 --> 00:21:15,578 -What's wrong with her? -I don't... I don't... 306 00:21:15,622 --> 00:21:16,623 What happened to her? 307 00:21:16,666 --> 00:21:18,320 Oh, damn. No, no, no, no, no. 308 00:21:18,364 --> 00:21:19,713 -Fuck. -Come on. Sit up. Come on. 309 00:21:19,756 --> 00:21:21,410 Hey, uh, get some water, dude. 310 00:21:21,454 --> 00:21:23,107 -I think she's dianetic. 311 00:21:23,151 --> 00:21:24,326 Oh, sh... Oh, my God. 312 00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:36,947 Don't make a mess. 313 00:21:36,991 --> 00:21:38,427 What? 314 00:21:38,471 --> 00:21:41,038 I'm not cleaning him up. 315 00:21:56,532 --> 00:21:58,012 You're going to hell. 316 00:22:00,188 --> 00:22:02,146 I don't believe in hell. 317 00:22:02,190 --> 00:22:05,236 As you so eloquently posted, 318 00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:07,978 I'm a "godless elite." 319 00:22:08,022 --> 00:22:10,416 For the record, asshole, 320 00:22:10,459 --> 00:22:13,593 climate change isreal. 321 00:22:16,030 --> 00:22:17,858 Hit the vent, honey. 322 00:22:31,045 --> 00:22:33,003 I'll get a mop. 323 00:22:49,542 --> 00:22:51,892 - Sorry. 324 00:22:55,461 --> 00:22:57,506 -Oh, sorry again. 325 00:23:23,706 --> 00:23:25,534 Oh. 326 00:23:27,841 --> 00:23:30,060 What? 327 00:23:30,104 --> 00:23:31,322 Nothing. 328 00:23:31,366 --> 00:23:32,498 Oh, come on, honey. 329 00:23:32,541 --> 00:23:33,890 Tell me, what's wrong? 330 00:23:33,934 --> 00:23:36,284 He's wearing a wedding ring. 331 00:23:36,327 --> 00:23:37,851 He's a monster. 332 00:23:37,894 --> 00:23:40,201 Honey, he probably uses the "N" word. 333 00:23:40,244 --> 00:23:44,205 And not even in private. He probably uses it on Twitter. 334 00:23:44,248 --> 00:23:47,556 Those people suffered 400 years of bondage 335 00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:50,080 at the hands of that piece of shit's ancestors. 336 00:23:50,124 --> 00:23:50,994 "Those people"? 337 00:23:51,038 --> 00:23:53,562 Sorry. Black people. 338 00:23:54,607 --> 00:23:56,086 African Americans. 339 00:23:56,130 --> 00:23:57,784 -Honey, it's... -Privilege, Julius. 340 00:23:57,827 --> 00:24:00,395 It's perfectly fine to call them "black" again. 341 00:24:01,614 --> 00:24:03,267 According to who? 342 00:24:03,311 --> 00:24:04,443 NPR. 343 00:24:04,486 --> 00:24:07,228 Which consists almost exclusively of... 344 00:24:08,403 --> 00:24:09,883 White people. 345 00:24:11,711 --> 00:24:13,800 We're the fucking worst. 346 00:24:13,843 --> 00:24:15,671 -ATHENA : Hello? Come in. -Oh. 347 00:24:15,715 --> 00:24:17,151 MA: We're coming. 348 00:24:17,194 --> 00:24:18,631 ATHENA: You there? 349 00:24:18,674 --> 00:24:20,284 Hey! We're here. 350 00:24:20,328 --> 00:24:21,590 We got three of 'em. 351 00:24:21,634 --> 00:24:25,159 Mollie, Moses and Mr. Whymper. 352 00:24:25,202 --> 00:24:26,900 ATHENA: Yeah? Great. Liberty got Boxer. 353 00:24:26,943 --> 00:24:29,642 Stuck him full of arrows and then blew him to pieces. 354 00:24:29,685 --> 00:24:30,860 -It was brutal. Anyway... -Oh. 355 00:24:30,904 --> 00:24:32,253 Snowball's headed toward you now. 356 00:24:32,296 --> 00:24:34,124 She's maybe five minutes out. 357 00:24:34,168 --> 00:24:36,518 You gonna be ready, or do you need us to slow her down? 358 00:24:36,562 --> 00:24:37,998 -We're good. -MA: No need. 359 00:24:38,041 --> 00:24:39,652 -We're ready. -ATHENA: Great. 360 00:24:39,695 --> 00:24:41,784 She's unarmed, so have some fun with it. 361 00:24:41,828 --> 00:24:43,656 MA: Roger that. 362 00:24:43,699 --> 00:24:45,788 Over and out. 363 00:24:45,832 --> 00:24:47,616 Honey, that's poison! 364 00:24:51,141 --> 00:24:52,403 Y-You rigged the soda? 365 00:24:52,447 --> 00:24:55,798 No. There are 43 grams of sugar in that bottle. 366 00:24:55,842 --> 00:24:57,974 Oh, good God, Miranda. You really scared me. 367 00:24:58,018 --> 00:25:01,108 I am not going to apologize for caring. 368 00:25:02,544 --> 00:25:04,198 Mm. 369 00:25:04,241 --> 00:25:05,982 All right, then. 370 00:25:06,026 --> 00:25:07,810 -Let's get some more. -Okay. 371 00:25:07,854 --> 00:25:09,159 NEWSMAN: The climate-change myth 372 00:25:09,203 --> 00:25:11,161 suffered another blow today with... 373 00:25:14,991 --> 00:25:16,384 What's going on? 374 00:25:16,427 --> 00:25:18,604 Okay, here she comes. 375 00:25:38,362 --> 00:25:40,190 POP: Hey there. 376 00:25:40,234 --> 00:25:42,541 Help you? 377 00:25:52,246 --> 00:25:54,161 Get a pack of lights, please. 378 00:25:54,204 --> 00:25:55,815 Coming right up. 379 00:25:55,858 --> 00:25:57,207 You want to fill 'er up? 380 00:25:57,251 --> 00:25:59,775 I don't have a car. 381 00:25:59,819 --> 00:26:01,081 Oh. 382 00:26:01,124 --> 00:26:02,952 Y-You walked over. 383 00:26:02,996 --> 00:26:04,867 Oh. Sh... 384 00:26:04,911 --> 00:26:06,303 Oh. 385 00:26:09,655 --> 00:26:12,005 Everything okay? 386 00:26:14,094 --> 00:26:16,966 -I lost my wallet. -MA and POP: Oh. 387 00:26:17,010 --> 00:26:20,579 It's for, um, emergencies. 388 00:26:20,622 --> 00:26:22,885 MA: You want some matches with that? 389 00:26:22,929 --> 00:26:23,930 Yeah. 390 00:26:23,973 --> 00:26:25,932 CRYSTAL: All sweaty. 391 00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:29,544 What state is this? 392 00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:31,328 Sorry? 393 00:26:32,634 --> 00:26:34,462 You don't understand the question? 394 00:26:34,505 --> 00:26:36,595 Oh, no, I did. Just... 395 00:26:36,638 --> 00:26:38,379 Most people know where they are. 396 00:26:39,989 --> 00:26:43,036 Well, I ain't most people. 397 00:26:47,301 --> 00:26:50,913 You're in the glorious state of Arkansas. 398 00:26:59,095 --> 00:27:00,662 Is there anything else that... 399 00:27:08,496 --> 00:27:10,280 No! No, please, no! 400 00:27:10,324 --> 00:27:12,674 Cigarettes in Arkansas only cost six bucks. 401 00:27:12,718 --> 00:27:14,676 You fucked up, bitch! 402 00:27:19,855 --> 00:27:22,423 ♪ The times I forgot 403 00:27:22,466 --> 00:27:25,513 ♪ But never forgot 404 00:27:25,556 --> 00:27:26,688 Hmm. 405 00:27:26,732 --> 00:27:29,082 ♪ I don't know 406 00:27:29,125 --> 00:27:32,825 ♪ The books that you read 407 00:27:32,868 --> 00:27:35,305 ♪ But you don't say 408 00:27:35,349 --> 00:27:39,483 ♪ That love never externalizes ♪ 409 00:27:39,527 --> 00:27:41,964 ♪ You're rereading a book 410 00:27:42,008 --> 00:27:45,881 ♪ To feel reassured 411 00:27:45,925 --> 00:27:48,884 ♪ By the life 412 00:27:48,928 --> 00:27:52,627 ♪ Of your favorite hero 413 00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:55,717 ♪ But don't worry 414 00:27:55,761 --> 00:27:58,938 ♪ Honey, don't worry 415 00:27:58,981 --> 00:28:02,202 ♪ This is just 416 00:28:02,245 --> 00:28:05,640 ♪ A fairy tale 417 00:28:05,684 --> 00:28:08,861 ♪ Happening in 418 00:28:08,904 --> 00:28:13,517 ♪ The supermarket. 419 00:29:28,854 --> 00:29:30,769 ATHENA : Hello? 420 00:29:30,812 --> 00:29:32,814 Julius? Miranda! 421 00:29:32,858 --> 00:29:34,598 Are you there? 422 00:29:36,731 --> 00:29:39,342 -Richard, are you on? -RICHARD: Yeah, uh, uh, yes. 423 00:29:39,386 --> 00:29:40,953 A-Affirmative, I'm here. 424 00:29:40,996 --> 00:29:43,694 LIBERTY: This is Liberty. I can't find Orwell. 425 00:29:43,738 --> 00:29:45,044 RICHARD: Which one's Orwell? 426 00:29:45,087 --> 00:29:46,219 LIBERTY: Orwell is the pig. 427 00:29:46,262 --> 00:29:47,611 RICHARD: You named the fucking pig? 428 00:29:47,655 --> 00:29:48,656 ATHENA: Richard, enough. 429 00:29:48,699 --> 00:29:50,223 Did anyone see Snowball go in? 430 00:29:50,266 --> 00:29:52,834 RICHARD: Uh, no, we lost visual at the road. 431 00:29:52,878 --> 00:29:54,705 ATHENA: Why don't you go take a look? 432 00:29:54,749 --> 00:29:57,143 RICHARD: Go take a... Yes. 10-4. 433 00:30:14,856 --> 00:30:17,119 RICHARD: I don't see anybody inside. 434 00:30:17,163 --> 00:30:18,991 I-I guess I should... 435 00:30:19,034 --> 00:30:21,645 -I guess I should check around the back. - 436 00:30:21,689 --> 00:30:23,125 Shit, I-I lost the... 437 00:30:23,169 --> 00:30:24,866 -ATHENA: What happened? -RICHARD: I don't know. 438 00:30:24,910 --> 00:30:27,129 I-I can't see anything. The signal went out. 439 00:30:27,173 --> 00:30:28,870 ATHENA: Turn your radio off. 440 00:30:28,914 --> 00:30:30,567 RICHARD: What? 441 00:30:30,611 --> 00:30:32,961 ATHENA: Turn your fucking radio off now! 442 00:30:37,313 --> 00:30:40,012 At least one of you is smart. 443 00:31:05,776 --> 00:31:07,996 Don't fucking move! 444 00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:10,564 You lower your gun. 445 00:31:10,607 --> 00:31:11,870 I'm a friendly. 446 00:31:11,913 --> 00:31:13,001 How do I know that? 447 00:31:13,045 --> 00:31:14,873 Why don't you pull that door handle? 448 00:31:17,266 --> 00:31:20,269 Then you'll blow the fuck up, and then you'll know. 449 00:31:20,313 --> 00:31:22,315 Oh, shit. 450 00:31:32,499 --> 00:31:33,543 Thanks. 451 00:31:33,587 --> 00:31:35,545 You should not have shot that drone. 452 00:31:35,589 --> 00:31:37,330 But now they can't see us. 453 00:31:37,373 --> 00:31:39,985 Don't need to. You just told them we're here. 454 00:31:43,684 --> 00:31:44,815 Huh. Where you going? 455 00:31:44,859 --> 00:31:46,817 Saw some tracks earlier. 456 00:31:46,861 --> 00:31:48,776 I'm gonna follow 'em. 457 00:31:48,819 --> 00:31:50,517 Whose tracks? 458 00:31:51,692 --> 00:31:54,042 Hey, whose tracks? 459 00:32:03,443 --> 00:32:05,706 Why didn't they just kill you when you came in? 460 00:32:05,749 --> 00:32:06,925 Don't care. 461 00:32:06,968 --> 00:32:09,840 You want to hear my theory? 462 00:32:09,884 --> 00:32:11,277 Not really. 463 00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:13,496 Did you read that article? 464 00:32:13,540 --> 00:32:16,238 Every year, these liberal elites-- 465 00:32:16,282 --> 00:32:19,720 you know, the globalist cucks who run the deep state-- 466 00:32:19,763 --> 00:32:22,766 kidnap a bunch of normal folks like us 467 00:32:22,810 --> 00:32:24,768 and hunt us for fucking sport 468 00:32:24,812 --> 00:32:28,294 in, like, this mansion in Vermont or something. 469 00:32:28,337 --> 00:32:30,383 I forwarded that to 50 friends. 470 00:32:30,426 --> 00:32:32,472 It-It's not like I believed it. 471 00:32:32,515 --> 00:32:33,821 You believe it? 472 00:32:33,864 --> 00:32:35,649 That you have 50 friends? 473 00:32:35,692 --> 00:32:37,651 No, the rest of it. 474 00:32:39,783 --> 00:32:42,656 Mm... 475 00:32:42,699 --> 00:32:44,484 This ain't Vermont. 476 00:32:45,528 --> 00:32:46,616 Yeah. 477 00:32:46,660 --> 00:32:48,662 Where you going now? 478 00:32:51,056 --> 00:32:52,971 Oh. Um... 479 00:32:56,931 --> 00:32:58,193 I'm Gary. 480 00:32:58,237 --> 00:33:00,456 Shut the fuck up, Gary. 481 00:33:00,500 --> 00:33:02,110 Mm. 482 00:33:14,818 --> 00:33:16,690 -How fast are you? -What? 483 00:33:16,733 --> 00:33:18,474 Train will be going slowest at the curve. 484 00:33:18,518 --> 00:33:19,998 We're not getting on standing still. 485 00:33:20,041 --> 00:33:22,478 GARY: Wait! 486 00:34:15,314 --> 00:34:16,663 Thanks. 487 00:34:16,706 --> 00:34:18,143 Welcome. 488 00:34:30,764 --> 00:34:32,331 Who's there? 489 00:34:33,332 --> 00:34:36,074 Come the fuck out, or I'll shoot! 490 00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:47,650 Oh, come on. 491 00:34:47,694 --> 00:34:49,087 What? 492 00:34:49,130 --> 00:34:51,045 They're not real. 493 00:34:51,089 --> 00:34:52,568 Uh-uh. 494 00:34:52,612 --> 00:34:55,441 You know what we have here? Crisis actors. 495 00:34:55,484 --> 00:34:57,399 -What are the chances 496 00:34:57,443 --> 00:35:00,576 the one train car with the open door is full of illegals? 497 00:35:00,620 --> 00:35:02,361 I mean, I mean, will you look at these fucks? 498 00:35:02,404 --> 00:35:04,145 A little obvious, don't you think? 499 00:35:05,755 --> 00:35:09,107 Oh, are you fucks trying to teach us a lesson? 500 00:35:09,150 --> 00:35:10,282 Oh, no! 501 00:35:10,325 --> 00:35:13,111 -I feel so sorry for 502 00:35:13,154 --> 00:35:14,721 immigrants and refugees. 503 00:35:14,764 --> 00:35:18,464 I'm gonna have to rethink my entire position on immigration. 504 00:35:18,507 --> 00:35:20,248 No, Gary, they got a baby. 505 00:35:20,292 --> 00:35:23,251 So? There are crisis babies. 506 00:35:26,994 --> 00:35:28,778 Oh, you're good, Muhammad, 507 00:35:28,822 --> 00:35:32,434 but if you don't cut the bullshit in three seconds, 508 00:35:32,478 --> 00:35:35,655 I am gonna blow your fucking dick off. 509 00:35:35,698 --> 00:35:36,873 One. 510 00:35:36,917 --> 00:35:38,440 -Two. 511 00:35:45,578 --> 00:35:48,407 -Shh. 512 00:35:48,450 --> 00:35:50,713 Gary. Come here, you fuck... 513 00:36:05,598 --> 00:36:07,513 Hey! Hey! 514 00:36:09,428 --> 00:36:11,430 -Toss your gun. -What? 515 00:36:11,473 --> 00:36:13,040 Toss it, or we're fucking dead. 516 00:36:18,567 --> 00:36:21,483 MAN: Hey! Hey! 517 00:36:41,503 --> 00:36:44,506 Sir. Sir, excuse me. 518 00:36:44,550 --> 00:36:48,031 I don't know exactly where we are, but I'm an American. 519 00:36:48,075 --> 00:36:49,468 American. 520 00:36:49,511 --> 00:36:51,165 -American? -Yeah. Yeah. 521 00:36:51,209 --> 00:36:52,340 Her, too. 522 00:36:52,384 --> 00:36:54,690 Look, let me explain everything, sir, 523 00:36:54,734 --> 00:36:57,345 'cause I know exactly what's going on here, okay? 524 00:36:57,389 --> 00:36:59,608 These are not real refugees. 525 00:36:59,652 --> 00:37:02,568 -These are crisis actors. -Whoa. 526 00:37:02,611 --> 00:37:04,700 Look, I have a podcast. 527 00:37:04,744 --> 00:37:07,137 I've been exposing these people, okay? 528 00:37:07,181 --> 00:37:10,793 They were placed on the train as a part of Manorgate. 529 00:37:10,837 --> 00:37:15,233 This has all been an elaborate trap to try to ensnare us. 530 00:37:30,335 --> 00:37:32,250 I don't think they believe you, Gary. 531 00:37:33,729 --> 00:37:34,730 GARY: Did you hear him? 532 00:37:34,774 --> 00:37:36,210 Did you hear... Did you hear him? 533 00:37:41,607 --> 00:37:42,738 Bullshit. 534 00:37:42,782 --> 00:37:45,175 This is... That-that's bullshit. 535 00:37:45,219 --> 00:37:46,307 You're all fake! 536 00:37:46,351 --> 00:37:48,614 -You're all fake! 537 00:37:51,791 --> 00:37:53,923 Gary, you have just got to chill, okay, buddy? 538 00:37:53,967 --> 00:37:56,883 Now, those other refugees, they weren't part of this. 539 00:37:56,926 --> 00:37:59,538 They're real. I know. I have been embedded with them, okay? 540 00:37:59,581 --> 00:38:01,366 And those soldiers, well, they're fucking real, too. 541 00:38:01,409 --> 00:38:03,455 That train wasn't supposed to be stopped. 542 00:38:03,498 --> 00:38:06,327 So just calm the fuck down, 543 00:38:06,371 --> 00:38:08,416 and we will get through this, all right? 544 00:38:08,460 --> 00:38:09,504 And you know what? 545 00:38:09,548 --> 00:38:10,984 I'll even give you guys a head start 546 00:38:11,027 --> 00:38:12,725 before I come after you. How's that sound? 547 00:38:12,768 --> 00:38:14,770 -You good? 548 00:38:14,814 --> 00:38:16,294 Come on, buddy. 549 00:38:19,122 --> 00:38:20,123 Gary, Gary, Gary, don't. 550 00:38:20,167 --> 00:38:21,995 I am not your buddy! 551 00:38:30,656 --> 00:38:32,962 Sayonara, sugar tits. 552 00:38:33,006 --> 00:38:34,094 No, no, no, no, no, no. 553 00:38:36,226 --> 00:38:37,315 Fuck. Shit, shit, 554 00:38:37,358 --> 00:38:38,403 shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 555 00:38:38,446 --> 00:38:40,405 Shit, shit, shit, shit! 556 00:38:44,539 --> 00:38:47,150 Fuck. Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 557 00:38:47,194 --> 00:38:48,326 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 558 00:39:51,432 --> 00:39:55,480 I'm Dino, and this Bojan. 559 00:39:55,523 --> 00:39:57,220 You have papers? 560 00:39:57,264 --> 00:39:59,179 Where are we? 561 00:40:00,223 --> 00:40:01,921 Where you think? 562 00:40:01,964 --> 00:40:03,401 Well... 563 00:40:03,444 --> 00:40:07,448 I was, uh, eating in Mississippi 564 00:40:07,492 --> 00:40:10,886 when I got knocked out 565 00:40:10,930 --> 00:40:14,107 for what was at least 18 hours. 566 00:40:14,150 --> 00:40:17,763 So, taking that kind of into account, 567 00:40:17,806 --> 00:40:23,246 along with your accent and a license plate I fucking saw, 568 00:40:23,290 --> 00:40:26,424 I'm guessing I'm probably in... 569 00:40:28,208 --> 00:40:29,427 Bosnia. 570 00:40:29,470 --> 00:40:31,864 -Serbia? 571 00:40:31,907 --> 00:40:33,561 Croatia? 572 00:40:33,605 --> 00:40:37,565 I'm in Croa... Croatia, then. 573 00:40:37,609 --> 00:40:39,480 -How you get here? -Doesn't matter. 574 00:40:39,524 --> 00:40:41,569 You need to call the American embassy. 575 00:40:41,613 --> 00:40:43,092 Show us paper. 576 00:40:43,136 --> 00:40:45,617 I don't have papers. 577 00:40:45,660 --> 00:40:47,488 C-Can you call the embassy? 578 00:40:47,532 --> 00:40:51,013 You are hunted? 579 00:40:52,624 --> 00:40:54,495 Who said I was hunted? 580 00:40:54,539 --> 00:40:57,759 Don. Hmm? 581 00:40:57,803 --> 00:40:59,718 You hunted like Don? 582 00:40:59,761 --> 00:41:01,850 Who the fuck is Don? 583 00:41:05,288 --> 00:41:06,942 Bring Don. 584 00:41:18,867 --> 00:41:20,565 Can I have one of those? 585 00:41:20,608 --> 00:41:22,175 -No. 586 00:41:27,354 --> 00:41:28,529 Don. 587 00:41:28,573 --> 00:41:30,488 Howdy. 588 00:41:32,446 --> 00:41:34,448 Yeah, hunted like Don. 589 00:41:34,492 --> 00:41:37,495 Yeah. I told you, assholes. 590 00:41:37,538 --> 00:41:42,543 Yeah, I was heading north when the dogs came after me. 591 00:41:42,587 --> 00:41:45,154 Man, I thought I was fucking dead. 592 00:41:45,198 --> 00:41:48,636 You know, that it was those Manorgate assholes. 593 00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:50,638 Man, I was... I was relieved 594 00:41:50,682 --> 00:41:53,467 when it was just the fucking Russians, you know. 595 00:41:53,511 --> 00:41:55,817 Uh, little more, little more, pal. 596 00:41:57,558 --> 00:42:00,518 You know, a-and what was up with that crate? 597 00:42:00,561 --> 00:42:02,650 I mean, why-why did they give us weapons 598 00:42:02,694 --> 00:42:04,739 before they started picking us off? 599 00:42:04,783 --> 00:42:07,046 To make it more fair? 600 00:42:07,089 --> 00:42:09,265 And what was up with that pig? 601 00:42:09,309 --> 00:42:11,703 I thought they were all vegans. 602 00:42:13,226 --> 00:42:17,404 Well, I cannot wait to... to blow the lid off this shit. 603 00:42:17,447 --> 00:42:20,015 'Cause we gonna be on Hannity,you and me, 604 00:42:20,059 --> 00:42:23,845 just like them two Jew boys that fucked Nixon up. 605 00:42:25,717 --> 00:42:29,459 You want to share what you're thinking, sweetie? 606 00:42:29,503 --> 00:42:31,636 Hmm? Come on. 607 00:42:31,679 --> 00:42:33,812 You don't care why they're doing this to us? 608 00:42:33,855 --> 00:42:35,117 Well, they're trying to kill me. 609 00:42:35,161 --> 00:42:36,205 I don't give a shit why. 610 00:42:59,141 --> 00:43:01,796 Well, if it ain't Uncle Sam's nephew. 611 00:43:04,582 --> 00:43:07,236 We're rescued. 612 00:43:14,461 --> 00:43:17,769 ♪ M, I, double S, I 613 00:43:17,812 --> 00:43:22,077 ♪ Double S, I, double P, I 614 00:43:22,121 --> 00:43:25,951 ♪ Right in the middle of the Cotton Belt ♪ 615 00:43:25,994 --> 00:43:29,781 ♪ Down in the Mississippi Delta ♪ 616 00:43:29,824 --> 00:43:33,045 ♪ Wearing last year's possum belt ♪ 617 00:43:33,088 --> 00:43:34,742 ♪ Smack dab in the... 618 00:43:34,786 --> 00:43:37,571 So you're telling me that they built 619 00:43:37,615 --> 00:43:39,051 an entire gas station out here 620 00:43:39,094 --> 00:43:41,967 just to convince you this was the middle of Arkansas? 621 00:43:42,010 --> 00:43:44,273 What kind of sick individual even comes up with that? 622 00:43:44,317 --> 00:43:45,318 It's horrifying. 623 00:43:45,361 --> 00:43:46,798 DON: You fucking said it, junior. 624 00:43:46,841 --> 00:43:48,364 Okay, we're gonna get back to the embassy. 625 00:43:48,408 --> 00:43:50,105 I'm gonna contact the State Department. 626 00:43:50,149 --> 00:43:51,716 We're gonna get military support out here. 627 00:43:51,759 --> 00:43:53,108 We're gonna find these animals. 628 00:43:53,152 --> 00:43:54,457 Attaboy. 629 00:43:54,501 --> 00:43:56,895 Why would they do something like that? 630 00:43:56,938 --> 00:43:58,810 Same reason elites do anything-- 631 00:43:58,853 --> 00:44:00,986 'cause they think they're better than us. 632 00:44:01,029 --> 00:44:03,902 Yeah, but... but why you? 633 00:44:03,945 --> 00:44:06,469 I mean, it seems so personal, right? 634 00:44:06,513 --> 00:44:07,775 What? 635 00:44:07,819 --> 00:44:09,821 No, no, I mean, I'm... I-I'm just asking, 636 00:44:09,864 --> 00:44:11,474 why pick you of all people? 637 00:44:11,518 --> 00:44:14,390 You must have done something to pop up on their radar somehow. 638 00:44:14,434 --> 00:44:17,567 Otherwise, why target you so specifically? 639 00:44:17,611 --> 00:44:20,309 -We didn't do shit. -Okay. 640 00:44:20,353 --> 00:44:21,876 So, wh-what, you think this is 641 00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:23,095 -our fucking fault? -N-No. 642 00:44:23,138 --> 00:44:24,357 No, no, that's not what I'm... 643 00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:26,228 No, I would never blame the victim. 644 00:44:26,272 --> 00:44:27,316 Yeah. 645 00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:29,449 There'd have to be a reason, is all. 646 00:44:30,580 --> 00:44:32,147 Can you think of anything-- 647 00:44:32,191 --> 00:44:33,627 anything at all, no matter how minor-- 648 00:44:33,671 --> 00:44:36,978 that might make somebody want to try something as... 649 00:44:37,022 --> 00:44:38,893 -DON: Oh! Whoa! 650 00:44:38,937 --> 00:44:42,157 Oh! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 651 00:44:42,201 --> 00:44:43,028 Oh! 652 00:44:43,071 --> 00:44:44,856 -What? No. 653 00:44:44,899 --> 00:44:46,858 No! Oh, my God! 654 00:44:48,033 --> 00:44:50,513 Stop the car! Stop the car! 655 00:44:50,557 --> 00:44:52,428 No! No! 656 00:44:52,472 --> 00:44:54,169 -Oh, my God! 657 00:44:54,213 --> 00:44:55,649 Oh! 658 00:44:55,693 --> 00:44:58,739 Are you out of your mind, woman?! 659 00:44:58,783 --> 00:45:00,741 No, no, no. Why did you do that? 660 00:45:00,785 --> 00:45:02,612 Oh, no. Why did you do that? 661 00:45:02,656 --> 00:45:04,745 Oh, God. Oh, God. Is he dead? 662 00:45:04,789 --> 00:45:06,747 You, what is wrong with you? 663 00:45:06,791 --> 00:45:09,184 What is wrong with you? You are not right. 664 00:45:09,228 --> 00:45:11,752 Oh, my God. 665 00:45:11,796 --> 00:45:13,580 What the... 666 00:45:13,623 --> 00:45:15,669 Oh, fuck. 667 00:45:15,713 --> 00:45:17,323 Why did you do that? Why... 668 00:45:17,366 --> 00:45:20,456 He was trying to save us. He was... 669 00:45:20,500 --> 00:45:22,589 Oh. 670 00:45:22,632 --> 00:45:24,809 Jesus. 671 00:45:24,852 --> 00:45:27,550 Nope, that's Gary. 672 00:45:27,594 --> 00:45:29,378 How'd you know he was lying? 673 00:45:29,422 --> 00:45:31,946 Because everyone is lying. 674 00:45:32,904 --> 00:45:35,210 DON: Well, maybe... 675 00:45:35,254 --> 00:45:37,909 maybe you should've waited to kill him until... 676 00:45:37,952 --> 00:45:40,389 till he told us why they're doing this. 677 00:45:40,433 --> 00:45:42,870 Pretty sure he wanted us to tell him. 678 00:45:44,219 --> 00:45:47,222 DON: Right, there was 11 of us when we first woke up. 679 00:45:47,266 --> 00:45:49,572 There was four down out of the gate. 680 00:45:49,616 --> 00:45:51,444 A guy got grenaded. 681 00:45:51,487 --> 00:45:55,187 Uh, you said there were three at the gas station. 682 00:45:55,230 --> 00:46:00,192 And I assume this is the guy you hopped a train with. 683 00:46:00,235 --> 00:46:02,890 Mm-hmm. 684 00:46:02,934 --> 00:46:06,241 That just leaves you and me. 685 00:46:06,285 --> 00:46:07,765 Yeah. 686 00:46:08,809 --> 00:46:11,203 Wh-Wh-What is that? 687 00:46:11,246 --> 00:46:14,423 It's where Mr. Bullshit was taking us. 688 00:46:17,992 --> 00:46:19,907 This seems a little obvious, like... 689 00:46:19,951 --> 00:46:22,605 like maybe they wanted us to find it. 690 00:46:22,649 --> 00:46:25,260 Depends on whether they're smart pretending to be idiots, 691 00:46:25,304 --> 00:46:27,219 or idiots pretending to be smart. 692 00:46:27,262 --> 00:46:29,743 Well, I say fuck those fuckers, okay? 693 00:46:29,787 --> 00:46:32,137 We got us a car. Let's just fucking go. 694 00:46:32,180 --> 00:46:34,487 Okay? And I'm driving. Give me the key. 695 00:46:34,530 --> 00:46:36,445 No. 696 00:46:40,319 --> 00:46:41,929 "No"? 697 00:46:46,368 --> 00:46:48,066 No. 698 00:46:52,984 --> 00:46:55,247 My mama used to tell me this story 699 00:46:55,290 --> 00:46:59,251 about the jackrabbit and the box turtle. 700 00:46:59,294 --> 00:47:03,777 The jackrabbit is a real dick, 701 00:47:03,821 --> 00:47:06,127 'cause he brags all the time. 702 00:47:06,171 --> 00:47:10,001 Says nobody's faster than him. 703 00:47:10,044 --> 00:47:12,003 And, well, it's true. 704 00:47:13,395 --> 00:47:17,138 'Cause every time he races, the jackrabbit always wins. 705 00:47:17,182 --> 00:47:19,010 The whole fucking forest has to put up 706 00:47:19,053 --> 00:47:20,663 with his shit-- day in, day out. 707 00:47:20,707 --> 00:47:23,275 Fucker always wants to race just to rub it in some more. 708 00:47:23,318 --> 00:47:26,844 So the box turtle figures, "Why not? 709 00:47:26,887 --> 00:47:28,802 I'll give it a try." 710 00:47:28,846 --> 00:47:30,630 And the jackrabbit, like, laughs. 711 00:47:30,673 --> 00:47:31,849 Like, "Okay, this'll be fun. 712 00:47:31,892 --> 00:47:33,894 So let-let's fucking go." So bang! 713 00:47:33,938 --> 00:47:34,982 -Jackrabbit leaves 714 00:47:35,026 --> 00:47:36,592 the box turtle in his fucking dust. 715 00:47:36,636 --> 00:47:38,986 I mean, he is way out in front. 716 00:47:39,030 --> 00:47:40,945 Of course he is, 'cause jackrabbit always wins. 717 00:47:40,988 --> 00:47:44,905 But he wants to put on a show and he'll make it seem close. 718 00:47:44,949 --> 00:47:48,039 So he stops, and he takes a nap. 719 00:47:54,915 --> 00:47:57,570 He sleeps longer than he wanted to. 720 00:48:00,573 --> 00:48:03,141 By the time he wakes up, the... 721 00:48:03,184 --> 00:48:05,056 I mean, he knows he's fucked. 722 00:48:05,099 --> 00:48:06,361 Jackrabbit... 723 00:48:06,405 --> 00:48:08,015 goes full tilt, but it's too late. 724 00:48:08,059 --> 00:48:11,105 The box turtle crosses the finish line first, 725 00:48:11,149 --> 00:48:13,107 and the crowd's like... 726 00:48:13,151 --> 00:48:16,241 Goes fucking wild. 727 00:48:17,938 --> 00:48:22,334 Later that night, box turtle's having dinner with his family. 728 00:48:22,377 --> 00:48:25,946 He's telling his little box turtles how he did it. 729 00:48:25,990 --> 00:48:28,383 "I mean, never give up. I... 730 00:48:28,427 --> 00:48:31,952 "Just keep crawling forwards, and... 731 00:48:31,996 --> 00:48:35,129 you can overcome just about anything." 732 00:48:37,653 --> 00:48:39,655 Door smashes in. 733 00:48:41,483 --> 00:48:43,181 It's the jackrabbit. 734 00:48:45,923 --> 00:48:47,663 And he has a hammer. 735 00:48:49,013 --> 00:48:51,145 Smashes up the wife and kids first 736 00:48:51,189 --> 00:48:54,627 so the box turtle has to watch 'em die. 737 00:48:55,671 --> 00:48:57,543 And then it's his turn. 738 00:48:57,586 --> 00:49:00,459 Once the whole family's broken into little pieces... 739 00:49:01,677 --> 00:49:04,419 ...he sits down and eats their dinner. 740 00:49:06,334 --> 00:49:08,554 Every last bite. 741 00:49:17,041 --> 00:49:20,131 'Cause the jackrabbit always wins. 742 00:49:22,742 --> 00:49:25,571 Your mama told you that story? 743 00:49:26,833 --> 00:49:28,704 Uh, so... so wait. 744 00:49:28,748 --> 00:49:30,706 So, who's the rabbit? 745 00:49:30,750 --> 00:49:33,187 I mean, i-is it us or them? 746 00:49:40,151 --> 00:49:42,762 You see a pig with a shirt on, right? 747 00:49:45,286 --> 00:49:46,635 DON: Yep. 748 00:49:46,679 --> 00:49:49,116 A little pig. 749 00:50:00,127 --> 00:50:02,434 Where the hell is Oliver? 750 00:50:02,477 --> 00:50:04,305 He left to get them hours ago. 751 00:50:04,349 --> 00:50:06,307 I'm sure he's fine, Ted. 752 00:50:06,351 --> 00:50:09,180 Oh, wow. Ava DuVernay just liked one of my posts. 753 00:50:09,223 --> 00:50:11,834 You're friends with Ava, too? 754 00:50:11,878 --> 00:50:13,401 No. Uh, maybe. 755 00:50:13,445 --> 00:50:15,142 We met at a Time 100 dinner. 756 00:50:15,186 --> 00:50:16,752 Th-This is the photo that she liked. 757 00:50:16,796 --> 00:50:18,145 It's from when I was in Haiti. 758 00:50:18,189 --> 00:50:20,278 : Wait a second. Wait. You were in Haiti? 759 00:50:20,321 --> 00:50:22,193 Remind us, what were you doing there again? 760 00:50:22,236 --> 00:50:23,411 You were curing AIDS in a favela. 761 00:50:23,455 --> 00:50:24,673 -AIDS. -Isn't that... 762 00:50:24,717 --> 00:50:26,066 -Don't joke about AIDS. -No, no, no. 763 00:50:26,110 --> 00:50:27,111 I'm not joking. 764 00:50:27,154 --> 00:50:29,765 AIDS is very, very serious, 765 00:50:29,809 --> 00:50:33,465 and thank God Martin is single-handedly taking it on. 766 00:50:33,508 --> 00:50:37,860 Okay. First of all, there are no favelas in Haiti. 767 00:50:37,904 --> 00:50:39,340 -That's Brazil. -Well, I just... 768 00:50:39,384 --> 00:50:41,995 I-I heard that you got a girl pregnant down there. 769 00:50:42,039 --> 00:50:43,736 Oh. 770 00:50:43,779 --> 00:50:45,042 I fell in love. 771 00:50:45,085 --> 00:50:46,347 Hope she was pro-choice. 772 00:50:46,391 --> 00:50:47,566 Don't joke about choice, man, please. 773 00:50:47,609 --> 00:50:49,524 What matters is that Haiti is in the midst 774 00:50:49,568 --> 00:50:50,830 of a decades-long humanitarian crisis, 775 00:50:50,873 --> 00:50:53,006 and it needs all the help it can get. 776 00:50:53,050 --> 00:50:54,529 Thank you. 777 00:50:54,573 --> 00:50:56,879 -Does it need Martin's semen? -Okay. 778 00:50:56,923 --> 00:50:58,272 Enough, Richard. 779 00:50:58,316 --> 00:51:00,666 Guys, uh... we're all on the same team. 780 00:51:00,709 --> 00:51:01,797 Did you say "guys"? 781 00:51:01,841 --> 00:51:03,190 I'm sorry. I gendered it. 782 00:51:03,234 --> 00:51:04,800 TED: Where are they? 783 00:51:04,844 --> 00:51:06,324 Just call Oliver on the radio. 784 00:51:06,367 --> 00:51:08,065 I mean, they think he's part of the embassy, so he's... 785 00:51:08,108 --> 00:51:09,457 -Oh, shit. 786 00:51:09,501 --> 00:51:14,071 Uh, Sergeant Dale, little help? 787 00:51:14,114 --> 00:51:15,550 Please, let's keep the voices down. 788 00:51:15,594 --> 00:51:17,726 -Why? They're in a car. -You hired me to consult you. 789 00:51:17,770 --> 00:51:19,380 I'm consulting you. 790 00:51:19,424 --> 00:51:22,209 What was the name of that movie you did again? 791 00:51:22,253 --> 00:51:23,732 Tears of the Sun. 792 00:51:23,776 --> 00:51:25,778 That's... I mean, that's actually what they called it? 793 00:51:25,821 --> 00:51:27,388 Tears of the Sun? 794 00:51:27,432 --> 00:51:28,824 Why is the sun crying? 795 00:51:30,217 --> 00:51:31,479 MARTIN: It-it came out? 796 00:51:31,523 --> 00:51:32,654 I mean, like, in theaters and stuff? 797 00:51:32,698 --> 00:51:34,569 -Bruce Willis was in it. -RICHARD: What? 798 00:51:34,613 --> 00:51:36,005 -I love Bruce. 799 00:51:36,049 --> 00:51:37,790 -MARTIN: He's cool. -ATHENA: Stop fucking talking. 800 00:51:37,833 --> 00:51:39,835 -Sorry, Athena. -RICHARD: Well, I'm gonna 801 00:51:39,879 --> 00:51:41,185 go take a piss. 802 00:51:41,228 --> 00:51:42,838 Who has the hand sanitizer? 803 00:51:42,882 --> 00:51:44,971 LIBERTY: Oh, Christ, Richard, just rough it. 804 00:51:45,014 --> 00:51:46,320 Go fuck yourself, Liberty. 805 00:51:46,364 --> 00:51:48,670 TED: Hey, watch out for the trip wires. 806 00:51:48,714 --> 00:51:50,455 I know. 807 00:52:02,380 --> 00:52:04,904 Fucking "rough it." 808 00:52:04,947 --> 00:52:08,168 As if you ever roughed a thing in your fucking life. 809 00:52:16,524 --> 00:52:17,699 Hey. 810 00:52:17,743 --> 00:52:19,440 Is this your pig? 811 00:52:43,856 --> 00:52:45,074 Everybody up. 812 00:52:45,118 --> 00:52:46,293 -Like we practiced. -MARTIN: Ow! 813 00:52:46,337 --> 00:52:47,468 -Motherfucker! -Leave the rifles. 814 00:52:47,512 --> 00:52:50,036 Sidearms now. Come on, come on. 815 00:52:50,079 --> 00:52:52,169 -Shit. 816 00:53:04,442 --> 00:53:05,704 Richard? 817 00:53:05,747 --> 00:53:06,966 Shh! 818 00:53:07,009 --> 00:53:08,707 Don't shush me. 819 00:53:11,536 --> 00:53:13,407 Richard? 820 00:53:13,451 --> 00:53:15,844 -SGT. DALE: Easy. 821 00:53:15,888 --> 00:53:17,237 They'll hit the trips. 822 00:53:19,239 --> 00:53:21,285 Shit. 823 00:53:37,910 --> 00:53:39,433 Oh, fuck! 824 00:53:41,174 --> 00:53:44,221 -Stop! Stop! 825 00:53:45,309 --> 00:53:48,181 Orwell! 826 00:53:48,225 --> 00:53:49,835 What the fuck?! 827 00:53:49,878 --> 00:53:51,271 He was an innocent. 828 00:53:51,315 --> 00:53:52,881 How the hell did that get in here? 829 00:53:52,925 --> 00:53:54,492 MARTIN: You almost fucking shot me. 830 00:53:54,535 --> 00:53:56,407 Well, I didn't, did I? Because you're not... 831 00:53:57,799 --> 00:53:59,323 Hey, bitch. 832 00:54:30,223 --> 00:54:31,964 No, Snowball. No, no, no, no. 833 00:54:32,007 --> 00:54:32,965 I-I didn't... 834 00:55:29,413 --> 00:55:30,457 No, no, no, no. 835 00:55:40,032 --> 00:55:42,643 You hick. 836 00:55:44,036 --> 00:55:45,777 Goddamn. 837 00:55:55,917 --> 00:55:58,137 Whoa! Hey, hey, hey, it's me. 838 00:55:58,180 --> 00:56:00,095 Thank you for all the help. 839 00:56:00,139 --> 00:56:02,968 Fuck you. I dropped the pig. 840 00:56:03,011 --> 00:56:04,622 Come on, give me a gun. 841 00:56:05,884 --> 00:56:08,887 Do you think you could find one? 842 00:56:12,891 --> 00:56:17,461 Don, is there anything you would like to ask her? 843 00:56:17,504 --> 00:56:18,853 What? 844 00:56:18,897 --> 00:56:22,422 You got mad that I killed the fucker in the car 845 00:56:22,466 --> 00:56:24,511 before you could ask him anything, 846 00:56:24,555 --> 00:56:28,428 and I thought, you know, now's your chance. 847 00:56:33,302 --> 00:56:35,566 Why are you doing this to us? 848 00:56:35,609 --> 00:56:38,525 Because Jesus told me to. 849 00:56:39,526 --> 00:56:40,875 Well, there's your answer. 850 00:56:40,919 --> 00:56:42,094 Whoa! Hey, hey. 851 00:56:42,137 --> 00:56:44,444 Come on, you can't just... She's a woman. 852 00:56:45,924 --> 00:56:47,882 Hey, miss... 853 00:56:47,926 --> 00:56:50,276 do you think you should be afforded mercy 854 00:56:50,319 --> 00:56:51,886 just 'cause you're a girl? 855 00:56:53,192 --> 00:56:55,412 No. 856 00:56:55,455 --> 00:56:58,937 What the fuck is wrong with you?! 857 00:57:00,504 --> 00:57:02,810 -ATHENA: Don? 858 00:57:02,854 --> 00:57:04,159 Don. 859 00:57:04,203 --> 00:57:05,900 Did you get her? 860 00:57:07,380 --> 00:57:09,121 Don! 861 00:57:11,297 --> 00:57:12,820 Don. 862 00:57:12,864 --> 00:57:14,561 Whoa, whoa. 863 00:57:14,605 --> 00:57:16,171 Whoa, hey. 864 00:57:16,215 --> 00:57:17,477 Hey. 865 00:57:17,521 --> 00:57:19,000 ATHENA: What's going on? 866 00:57:20,045 --> 00:57:21,438 You one of them? 867 00:57:21,481 --> 00:57:23,788 What? No. 868 00:57:25,442 --> 00:57:27,705 You drop the gun and answer her. 869 00:57:29,141 --> 00:57:31,752 -I'm not dropping my gun. 870 00:57:31,796 --> 00:57:34,538 ATHENA: Don, what's going on? 871 00:57:34,581 --> 00:57:35,582 Answer her. 872 00:57:35,626 --> 00:57:37,584 Who is this? 873 00:57:37,628 --> 00:57:39,412 ATHENA: You don't have to pretend anymore. 874 00:57:39,456 --> 00:57:41,588 She's figured it out. 875 00:57:43,460 --> 00:57:45,505 I don't know who the fuck that is. 876 00:57:45,549 --> 00:57:47,507 -ATHENA: Shoot her. -CRYSTAL: Drop the gun. 877 00:57:47,551 --> 00:57:48,943 ATHENA: Fucking shoot her, Don! 878 00:57:48,987 --> 00:57:50,597 They're playing you. They're fucking with you. 879 00:57:50,641 --> 00:57:52,077 I'm on your side here. 880 00:57:52,120 --> 00:57:53,992 Just drop the gun. 881 00:57:59,563 --> 00:58:01,303 ATHENA: Don? 882 00:58:01,347 --> 00:58:03,262 Is she hurt? 883 00:58:03,305 --> 00:58:05,133 Don's dead. 884 00:58:07,309 --> 00:58:09,137 -'Cause of me. 885 00:58:09,181 --> 00:58:12,750 ATHENA: Then I guess you'd better come and get me. 886 00:58:29,680 --> 00:58:32,552 I heard them call you a consultant. 887 00:58:32,596 --> 00:58:35,555 You trained these fuckers? 888 00:58:35,599 --> 00:58:37,644 Yeah. 889 00:58:37,688 --> 00:58:41,082 How much did they pay you? 890 00:58:41,126 --> 00:58:42,910 Nothing. 891 00:58:44,477 --> 00:58:46,653 I owed her a favor. 892 00:58:49,221 --> 00:58:51,049 And where is she? 893 00:58:51,092 --> 00:58:52,572 Why? 894 00:58:52,616 --> 00:58:54,139 You won. 895 00:58:55,488 --> 00:58:57,229 Just go home. 896 00:59:00,145 --> 00:59:04,845 Because I am, like... 897 00:59:11,112 --> 00:59:13,724 And, uh... 898 00:59:13,767 --> 00:59:16,248 I work at a car rental company. 899 00:59:17,641 --> 00:59:20,208 And there is nowhere to put that. 900 00:59:20,252 --> 00:59:23,603 So maybe today... 901 00:59:23,647 --> 00:59:26,084 I can, like... 902 00:59:38,357 --> 00:59:40,359 So, where the fuck is she? 903 00:59:46,626 --> 00:59:47,801 Okay, okay. 904 00:59:47,845 --> 00:59:49,847 -Sorry. Sorry. -: Okay, okay. 905 00:59:49,890 --> 00:59:51,805 -Sorry. -Okay, okay, okay, okay. 906 00:59:51,849 --> 00:59:53,459 Okay. 907 00:59:53,502 --> 00:59:56,244 -Three klicks northwest. -"Three klicks northwest." 908 00:59:56,288 --> 00:59:58,203 There's a gravel road to the manor. 909 00:59:58,246 --> 00:59:59,552 "Road to the manor." 910 00:59:59,596 --> 01:00:02,250 You have no idea what you're up against. 911 01:00:02,294 --> 01:00:04,078 She's... 912 01:00:04,122 --> 01:00:06,820 She's been training for eight months. 913 01:00:06,864 --> 01:00:09,170 She's gonna rip you into pieces. 914 01:00:09,214 --> 01:00:10,607 We'll see. 915 01:00:10,650 --> 01:00:13,348 You... you were in the service? 916 01:00:13,392 --> 01:00:15,786 Uh, yes. 917 01:00:16,700 --> 01:00:19,398 Afghanistan. 918 01:00:19,441 --> 01:00:20,617 Were you? 919 01:00:20,660 --> 01:00:21,705 National Guard. 920 01:00:21,748 --> 01:00:23,576 Mm-mm. 921 01:00:24,795 --> 01:00:26,753 So you were never in the shit. 922 01:00:28,450 --> 01:00:30,627 I'm-I'm in it now. 923 01:00:30,670 --> 01:00:33,325 That's a nice way of looking at it. 924 01:00:35,153 --> 01:00:36,676 Hey. 925 01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:38,983 Thank you for your service. 926 01:00:52,518 --> 01:00:54,302 ATHENA: Hello, Paul. 927 01:00:54,346 --> 01:00:55,826 Hey. Athena, hi. 928 01:00:55,869 --> 01:00:58,698 What are you doing in my office? 929 01:00:58,742 --> 01:01:00,918 Take a seat. 930 01:01:04,312 --> 01:01:05,531 ATHENA: Hello, Nicole. 931 01:01:05,574 --> 01:01:07,359 Athena. 932 01:01:08,708 --> 01:01:10,797 Have a seat. 933 01:01:10,841 --> 01:01:13,670 ATHENA: Hmm. Hmm. 934 01:01:13,713 --> 01:01:15,672 -Hi. -Hi. 935 01:01:15,715 --> 01:01:17,151 So, you're aware Martin's account 936 01:01:17,195 --> 01:01:18,849 got hacked last week, right? 937 01:01:18,892 --> 01:01:21,808 I'm the CEO, Paul. I hear everything. 938 01:01:21,852 --> 01:01:24,855 And Martin's one of my closest friends. 939 01:01:24,898 --> 01:01:27,988 So you know how embarrassing it was for him. 940 01:01:28,032 --> 01:01:31,426 All the, uh, extramarital communiqués. 941 01:01:31,470 --> 01:01:34,386 I call it sending his wife's oncologist 942 01:01:34,429 --> 01:01:35,822 pictures of his cock. 943 01:01:35,866 --> 01:01:37,868 I mean, there are more than just the cock pics. 944 01:01:37,911 --> 01:01:39,826 There were texts and e-mails, 945 01:01:39,870 --> 01:01:41,959 and he said some extraordinarily critical things 946 01:01:42,002 --> 01:01:43,177 about the president. 947 01:01:43,221 --> 01:01:44,526 Oh, well, 948 01:01:44,570 --> 01:01:46,311 last I heard, free speech still exists. 949 01:01:46,354 --> 01:01:49,227 Don't do that. Don't-don't First Amendment me, please. 950 01:01:49,270 --> 01:01:52,186 It's not a country. It's a business. 951 01:01:52,230 --> 01:01:54,754 A business, and there are optics. 952 01:01:54,798 --> 01:01:56,234 You fired Martin? 953 01:01:56,277 --> 01:01:58,584 No, he realized he had to take one for the team. 954 01:01:58,627 --> 01:02:00,586 -The team? -Yeah, the team. 955 01:02:00,629 --> 01:02:01,979 We have a team, our team. 956 01:02:02,022 --> 01:02:03,632 ATHENA: What's in the file, Nicole? 957 01:02:03,676 --> 01:02:05,896 Just a sec. Um... 958 01:02:05,939 --> 01:02:08,202 Do you recall a text thread you had 959 01:02:08,246 --> 01:02:10,639 with Martin, Peter, Richard and Liberty, amongst others, 960 01:02:10,683 --> 01:02:12,554 December 17 at 10:00 in the morning? 961 01:02:12,598 --> 01:02:16,428 I don't recall a text thread I had last fucking Tuesday, Paul. 962 01:02:18,560 --> 01:02:20,737 Go... go ahead, Nicole. 963 01:02:23,740 --> 01:02:25,785 Martin: "Did anyone see 964 01:02:25,829 --> 01:02:27,874 what our ratfucker-in-chief just did?" 965 01:02:27,918 --> 01:02:31,443 Liberty: "Yes. Day equals ruined." 966 01:02:31,486 --> 01:02:33,140 Peter: "Infuriating." 967 01:02:33,184 --> 01:02:35,534 Athena: "At least the hunt's coming up. 968 01:02:35,577 --> 01:02:37,797 "Nothing better than going out to The Manor 969 01:02:37,841 --> 01:02:40,234 and slaughtering a dozen deplorables." 970 01:02:40,278 --> 01:02:43,934 Miranda: "We promised not to talk about The Manor on text." 971 01:02:43,977 --> 01:02:46,066 Ted: "Viva El Manor." 972 01:02:46,110 --> 01:02:49,156 Liberty: "Deleting this thread." 973 01:02:51,115 --> 01:02:53,900 ATHENA: Oh, I get it. 974 01:02:53,944 --> 01:02:56,033 PAUL: Are you aware there's an active group 975 01:02:56,076 --> 01:02:58,557 of people out there who believe this is a real thing? 976 01:02:58,600 --> 01:03:01,212 Believe wh-what's a real thing? 977 01:03:01,255 --> 01:03:04,476 That you're hunting human beings for sport. 978 01:03:10,003 --> 01:03:12,136 PAUL: Yeah, not funny. 979 01:03:13,702 --> 01:03:15,661 PAUL : Yeah? 980 01:03:15,704 --> 01:03:18,359 Wh-Wh-Wh... 981 01:03:18,403 --> 01:03:19,578 What? 982 01:03:19,621 --> 01:03:21,623 Yeah, conspiracy websites are all over it. 983 01:03:21,667 --> 01:03:23,408 They're going bananas. They're going berserk. 984 01:03:23,451 --> 01:03:26,280 Reddit. I mean, I don't know the names of them all. 985 01:03:26,324 --> 01:03:28,630 But, anyway, somebody pulled a property-tax record 986 01:03:28,674 --> 01:03:31,242 for the manor that you bought in Vermont. 987 01:03:31,285 --> 01:03:35,724 "Manor"? No, I don't own a fucking manor in Vermont. 988 01:03:35,768 --> 01:03:37,509 It's a three-bedroom house. 989 01:03:37,552 --> 01:03:40,294 Jesus, I can't believe you used that word. 990 01:03:40,338 --> 01:03:41,513 "Manor"? 991 01:03:41,556 --> 01:03:42,557 No. 992 01:03:42,601 --> 01:03:43,776 "Deplorables." 993 01:03:43,820 --> 01:03:46,083 It's... charged. 994 01:03:46,126 --> 01:03:48,128 Oh, well, I initially typed "fucking rednecks," 995 01:03:48,172 --> 01:03:50,130 but then I decided that wasn't specific... 996 01:03:50,174 --> 01:03:51,871 -Hey, come on. -What? 997 01:03:51,915 --> 01:03:54,047 What would you prefer I call them, Paul? 998 01:03:54,091 --> 01:03:57,050 -"Gun-clutching homophobes"? -Hey, hey, stop, please. 999 01:03:57,094 --> 01:03:59,487 -"Academically challenged racists"? -Hey, hey. 1000 01:03:59,531 --> 01:04:01,011 What about "tooth-deprived bigots"? 1001 01:04:01,054 --> 01:04:02,969 We have our best team at reputation management 1002 01:04:03,013 --> 01:04:05,406 flooding... flooding the search engines 1003 01:04:05,450 --> 01:04:07,495 in the hopes this thing doesn't go mainstream. 1004 01:04:07,539 --> 01:04:09,454 But even if by some miracle it doesn't-- 1005 01:04:09,497 --> 01:04:11,499 and I really don't see that happening-- 1006 01:04:11,543 --> 01:04:13,110 Martin did what he had to. 1007 01:04:13,153 --> 01:04:15,460 Richard did what he had to. He's out at BlueWest. 1008 01:04:15,503 --> 01:04:18,898 Julius and Miranda had to step down from their foundation. 1009 01:04:18,942 --> 01:04:20,769 Liberty exited her fund. 1010 01:04:20,813 --> 01:04:22,684 I'm sorry. 1011 01:04:22,728 --> 01:04:25,035 You got to go. 1012 01:04:26,863 --> 01:04:28,865 Paul... 1013 01:04:28,908 --> 01:04:31,693 it was just a joke. 1014 01:04:31,737 --> 01:04:33,870 One joke. 1015 01:04:33,913 --> 01:04:35,872 -Wasn't funny. -It wasn't real. 1016 01:04:35,915 --> 01:04:38,265 I mean, I wish this didn't happen. 1017 01:04:39,571 --> 01:04:42,922 I really do, but this... 1018 01:04:44,489 --> 01:04:47,753 ...idea is out there, and these people believe it, 1019 01:04:47,796 --> 01:04:49,929 and they're not going away. 1020 01:04:55,630 --> 01:04:57,415 What people? 1021 01:04:57,458 --> 01:04:58,982 Sorry? 1022 01:04:59,025 --> 01:05:05,989 What people believe I'm hunting human beings at my manor? 1023 01:05:06,032 --> 01:05:09,470 What fucking people?! 1024 01:05:10,689 --> 01:05:12,821 OLIVER: Okay, this is gary4USA. 1025 01:05:12,865 --> 01:05:14,214 He's got a podcast 1026 01:05:14,258 --> 01:05:15,737 called The Confederate Files. 1027 01:05:15,781 --> 01:05:17,957 He's a P score 8.5. 1028 01:05:18,001 --> 01:05:20,220 What-what does that "P" stand for again? 1029 01:05:20,264 --> 01:05:21,918 "Piece of shit." I vote in. 1030 01:05:21,961 --> 01:05:23,049 -In. -Yeah, in. 1031 01:05:23,093 --> 01:05:24,921 In? Another in. Okay. 1032 01:05:24,964 --> 01:05:26,183 -ATHENA: Oh. -MIKE: Oh, gross. 1033 01:05:26,226 --> 01:05:27,575 BigGameShane. Trigger warning. I'm sorry. 1034 01:05:27,619 --> 01:05:29,229 -Whoa, whoa. -I think the pic speaks for itself. 1035 01:05:29,273 --> 01:05:30,665 -In. -He's an 8.8. 1036 01:05:30,709 --> 01:05:31,971 ALL: In. 1037 01:05:32,015 --> 01:05:33,364 OLIVER: Guys, we can't include everybody, okay? 1038 01:05:33,407 --> 01:05:35,932 Thousands of people posted about Manorgate, so... 1039 01:05:35,975 --> 01:05:37,716 Oh, Christ. It's a "gate" now? 1040 01:05:37,759 --> 01:05:40,066 Well, they ruined water and pizza. Why not manors? 1041 01:05:40,110 --> 01:05:41,415 Listen, I want to slaughter all of them 1042 01:05:41,459 --> 01:05:42,460 just like everybody else here, okay, 1043 01:05:42,503 --> 01:05:43,765 but our military consultant says 1044 01:05:43,809 --> 01:05:45,202 we got to cap it out at 12. 1045 01:05:45,245 --> 01:05:47,421 -Why? -It's our first time. 1046 01:05:47,465 --> 01:05:49,423 -Safety reasons, okay? - Heavens. 1047 01:05:49,467 --> 01:05:50,903 God forbid somebody gets hurt. 1048 01:05:50,947 --> 01:05:53,123 Is that a kimono? That's appropriation, Richard. 1049 01:05:53,166 --> 01:05:54,559 MIKE: Hey, where are Liberty and Ted? 1050 01:05:54,602 --> 01:05:56,213 -POP: In therapy. -RICHARD: Jesus. Again? 1051 01:05:56,256 --> 01:05:57,605 MA: They lost everything, Richard. 1052 01:05:57,649 --> 01:05:59,433 They-they lost their jobs and their reputations. 1053 01:05:59,477 --> 01:06:01,218 RICHARD: Yeah, so did I, Miranda. 1054 01:06:01,261 --> 01:06:03,002 But I'm dealing with it with, you know, 1055 01:06:03,046 --> 01:06:04,743 drugs and alcohol, like a normal person. 1056 01:06:04,786 --> 01:06:07,093 Excuse me, did anyone else here get reassigned to Croatia? 1057 01:06:07,137 --> 01:06:08,573 No? No? Because I did. 1058 01:06:08,616 --> 01:06:09,966 That was a blessing in disguise. 1059 01:06:10,009 --> 01:06:11,663 We're gonna build that gas station for pennies. 1060 01:06:11,706 --> 01:06:12,664 There's no extradition... 1061 01:06:12,707 --> 01:06:14,231 Next slide. 1062 01:06:16,015 --> 01:06:17,451 -MA and POP: Oh. -RICHARD: Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1063 01:06:17,495 --> 01:06:19,410 -No, no. -Jesus, Oliver, I don't think... 1064 01:06:19,453 --> 01:06:21,064 OLIVER: Listen. Listen, listen, listen, listen, if we don't 1065 01:06:21,107 --> 01:06:22,543 have at least one person of color in this, 1066 01:06:22,587 --> 01:06:24,241 -it is going to be problematic. -MIKE: Um... 1067 01:06:24,284 --> 01:06:26,069 I'm playing an Arab refugee. I'm from Connecticut. 1068 01:06:26,112 --> 01:06:27,548 Isn't that a little problematic? 1069 01:06:27,592 --> 01:06:29,463 -POP: That was your idea. -OLIVER: It was your idea. 1070 01:06:29,507 --> 01:06:31,117 It was weird when you said it. 1071 01:06:31,161 --> 01:06:34,468 Because we need to lean in to the stereotype... 1072 01:06:34,512 --> 01:06:36,601 -Correct. -...to let them just expose their biases. 1073 01:06:36,644 --> 01:06:38,081 Yeah, or we can just shoot 'em as soon as 1074 01:06:38,124 --> 01:06:39,343 -they grab their guns. -OLIVER: Then they're not gonna 1075 01:06:39,386 --> 01:06:40,605 know why we're killing them, okay? 1076 01:06:40,648 --> 01:06:42,389 -Next slide. -We have the opportunity to... 1077 01:06:44,087 --> 01:06:46,132 Okay. Justice4Yall. 1078 01:06:46,176 --> 01:06:47,655 She's a 6.5. 1079 01:06:47,699 --> 01:06:49,570 This is what she says. 1080 01:06:49,614 --> 01:06:51,311 "Fuck this bitch. 1081 01:06:51,355 --> 01:06:54,706 Athena Stone murders innocent men and..." 1082 01:06:54,749 --> 01:06:56,751 I don't need to hear more. 1083 01:07:02,627 --> 01:07:04,542 That's our Snowball. 1084 01:07:15,292 --> 01:07:18,469 ATHENA : Put your gun in the mailbox. 1085 01:07:20,514 --> 01:07:22,473 Why the fuck would I do that? 1086 01:07:22,516 --> 01:07:25,171 ATHENA: There's a shaped C-4 charge underneath the gate. 1087 01:07:27,086 --> 01:07:29,741 I could blow you up right now. 1088 01:07:29,784 --> 01:07:32,048 But where's the fun in that? 1089 01:07:32,918 --> 01:07:34,180 No guns. 1090 01:07:34,224 --> 01:07:37,227 Put it in the mailbox. Now. 1091 01:09:23,333 --> 01:09:25,465 ATHENA: It's amazing to me. 1092 01:09:25,509 --> 01:09:27,989 People go their entire lives without realizing 1093 01:09:28,033 --> 01:09:30,514 the most simple, obvious truth. 1094 01:09:31,689 --> 01:09:35,867 The only way to properly slice tomatoes 1095 01:09:35,910 --> 01:09:38,348 is with a bread knife. 1096 01:09:41,307 --> 01:09:43,875 Did you kill Don? 1097 01:09:43,918 --> 01:09:45,224 Uh-huh. 1098 01:09:45,268 --> 01:09:48,184 Because I convinced you he was one of us. 1099 01:09:48,227 --> 01:09:49,924 Was he? 1100 01:09:49,968 --> 01:09:52,013 Maybe. 1101 01:09:52,057 --> 01:09:54,320 Maybe not. 1102 01:09:56,627 --> 01:09:58,498 Who am I? 1103 01:09:59,891 --> 01:10:01,153 Huh? 1104 01:10:01,197 --> 01:10:04,243 Who am I? 1105 01:10:04,287 --> 01:10:07,594 Lady, I don't know who you are. 1106 01:10:07,638 --> 01:10:09,640 I just know that you're crazy. 1107 01:10:09,683 --> 01:10:11,076 I am crazy. 1108 01:10:11,119 --> 01:10:12,686 But I know I'm crazy. 1109 01:10:12,730 --> 01:10:16,037 And if you know you're crazy, then you're not crazy. 1110 01:10:16,081 --> 01:10:19,867 So that just makes me really, really mad. 1111 01:10:19,911 --> 01:10:21,260 Okay. 1112 01:10:21,304 --> 01:10:24,089 So, who am I? 1113 01:10:24,132 --> 01:10:27,701 Crystal May Creasey. 1114 01:10:27,745 --> 01:10:31,531 Born in Mississippi, Whites Crossing. 1115 01:10:31,575 --> 01:10:32,445 Fitting. 1116 01:10:32,489 --> 01:10:34,055 Dropped out of school at 12, 1117 01:10:34,099 --> 01:10:36,667 right around the time your daddy was killed by the police 1118 01:10:36,710 --> 01:10:38,538 when they raided the methamphetamine lab. 1119 01:10:38,582 --> 01:10:41,019 Your mother joined him soon after that-- overdose. 1120 01:10:41,062 --> 01:10:45,806 Probably the last batch of Daddy's stuff. 1121 01:10:45,850 --> 01:10:47,939 Romantic. 1122 01:10:50,594 --> 01:10:55,599 You know, most people think that you should use cheddar 1123 01:10:55,642 --> 01:10:59,994 in a grilled cheese, but I use Gruyère. 1124 01:11:01,431 --> 01:11:04,825 Nothing else has that kind of melt. 1125 01:11:04,869 --> 01:11:06,958 After your mom died, you bounced 1126 01:11:07,001 --> 01:11:08,568 from part-time job to part-time job, 1127 01:11:08,612 --> 01:11:10,309 to welfare and back. 1128 01:11:10,353 --> 01:11:12,877 More times than I could count, honestly. 1129 01:11:12,920 --> 01:11:17,229 The only consistency was your inability to stay employed. 1130 01:11:17,273 --> 01:11:18,839 Which is fine. 1131 01:11:18,883 --> 01:11:22,278 I mean, this country belongs to the uneducated and ignorant 1132 01:11:22,321 --> 01:11:24,410 as much as it belongs to me. 1133 01:11:24,454 --> 01:11:27,370 You fail, we pay. 1134 01:11:27,413 --> 01:11:30,068 Eventually, a cow falls on your head 1135 01:11:30,111 --> 01:11:32,549 or you blow your brains out in a parking lot 1136 01:11:32,592 --> 01:11:34,551 because you finally realize 1137 01:11:34,594 --> 01:11:37,945 what a waste your life truly was. 1138 01:11:37,989 --> 01:11:39,773 But not you, Crystal. 1139 01:11:39,817 --> 01:11:42,123 You decided to go on the Internet 1140 01:11:42,167 --> 01:11:44,300 and run your stupid mouth. 1141 01:11:45,692 --> 01:11:48,695 13 months ago, you posted this on a message board 1142 01:11:48,739 --> 01:11:51,872 under the screen name Justice4Yall. 1143 01:11:51,916 --> 01:11:54,832 I want to make sure I... I get it exactly right. 1144 01:11:57,835 --> 01:12:00,185 "Fuck this bitch. 1145 01:12:00,228 --> 01:12:04,450 "Athena Stone murders innocent men and women for sport. 1146 01:12:04,494 --> 01:12:08,106 The evidence is all there." 1147 01:12:08,149 --> 01:12:12,328 T-H-E-I-R. 1148 01:12:12,371 --> 01:12:14,547 "Her manor, her travel records. 1149 01:12:14,591 --> 01:12:17,245 "Oh, and in case you were still on the fence, 1150 01:12:17,289 --> 01:12:22,163 she fucking admitted to it in a text message." 1151 01:12:22,207 --> 01:12:25,906 "Admitted" was all caps. 1152 01:12:26,951 --> 01:12:28,256 Huh. 1153 01:12:28,300 --> 01:12:30,389 "Huh"? That's all you have to say for yourself? 1154 01:12:30,433 --> 01:12:35,481 Everybody you kidnapped and killed, 1155 01:12:35,525 --> 01:12:38,049 that's 'cause they busted you and your friends 1156 01:12:38,092 --> 01:12:39,659 and put it on the Internet? 1157 01:12:39,703 --> 01:12:41,182 No one busted us. 1158 01:12:41,226 --> 01:12:42,488 We were joking. 1159 01:12:42,532 --> 01:12:44,272 But you ignorami took it literally. 1160 01:12:44,316 --> 01:12:48,842 You actually believed we were hunting human beings for sport. 1161 01:12:48,886 --> 01:12:51,367 -But you are. -What? 1162 01:12:51,410 --> 01:12:53,064 Hunting human beings for sport. 1163 01:12:53,107 --> 01:12:54,500 -No. -Oh, yeah. 1164 01:12:54,544 --> 01:12:56,807 It wasn't true. 1165 01:12:59,244 --> 01:13:00,680 This is your manor, isn't it? 1166 01:13:00,724 --> 01:13:03,291 It's not a fucking manor. 1167 01:13:03,335 --> 01:13:05,816 It's a house I rented in Croatia and had decorated. 1168 01:13:05,859 --> 01:13:07,121 Okay, right, but it's yours, 1169 01:13:07,165 --> 01:13:10,211 and you're hunting people, so it's... 1170 01:13:10,255 --> 01:13:11,909 I mean, it's true. 1171 01:13:11,952 --> 01:13:13,127 Now. 1172 01:13:13,171 --> 01:13:17,436 Now it's true because you made it true. 1173 01:13:17,480 --> 01:13:19,395 You people, you take anything you want, 1174 01:13:19,438 --> 01:13:21,527 and you twist it around until it fits 1175 01:13:21,571 --> 01:13:24,791 into your backwards fucking worldview. 1176 01:13:24,835 --> 01:13:29,187 You wanted it to be true, so you decided it was. 1177 01:13:31,189 --> 01:13:33,757 This was your idea. 1178 01:13:35,411 --> 01:13:38,152 Well... 1179 01:13:38,196 --> 01:13:40,154 not my idea. 1180 01:13:40,198 --> 01:13:41,939 Ooh, I did not want to mess up 1181 01:13:41,982 --> 01:13:46,247 your big grilled-cheese speech, but... 1182 01:13:46,291 --> 01:13:49,120 oh, you done fucked up, lady. 1183 01:13:51,122 --> 01:13:54,604 See, you got the wrong Crystal. 1184 01:13:54,647 --> 01:13:58,129 There's another Crystal May Creasey back home. 1185 01:13:59,478 --> 01:14:02,002 But she spells "May" with an "E." 1186 01:14:03,395 --> 01:14:06,529 Hey, I get her mail sometimes. 1187 01:14:06,572 --> 01:14:08,922 And my dad's an asshole, 1188 01:14:08,966 --> 01:14:12,926 but I don't think he ever did drugs. 1189 01:14:12,970 --> 01:14:14,972 And my mom... 1190 01:14:17,496 --> 01:14:20,717 ...she's alive, too. 1191 01:14:23,981 --> 01:14:24,938 Can we call her? 1192 01:14:24,982 --> 01:14:26,549 -Let's call her right now. -No. 1193 01:14:26,592 --> 01:14:27,854 -Give me the phone. -No way. 1194 01:14:27,898 --> 01:14:29,247 -I'll call her up. -Do I look fucking stupid? 1195 01:14:29,290 --> 01:14:31,075 Fine. I'll give you her number, and you can call. 1196 01:14:31,118 --> 01:14:33,730 -That's not gonna happen. -Yeah. 1197 01:14:33,773 --> 01:14:36,602 Hoo, you don't really care about the truth, do you? 1198 01:14:36,646 --> 01:14:37,995 Of course I do. 1199 01:14:38,038 --> 01:14:41,825 The only difference is I'm right. 1200 01:14:43,609 --> 01:14:45,742 Hey, maybe. 1201 01:14:47,178 --> 01:14:48,658 Maybe not. 1202 01:14:50,181 --> 01:14:52,662 Now, do I have to keep listening to Beethoven, 1203 01:14:52,705 --> 01:14:54,664 or can we fucking get on with it? 1204 01:15:25,390 --> 01:15:27,131 That was good. 1205 01:15:56,160 --> 01:15:57,553 Hmm. 1206 01:16:04,603 --> 01:16:05,778 No! 1207 01:16:20,227 --> 01:16:21,446 Hey, Crystal. 1208 01:16:24,188 --> 01:16:26,625 - Fuck! 1209 01:16:28,496 --> 01:16:30,194 You need a gun now, bitch?! 1210 01:16:30,237 --> 01:16:32,283 -That's fucking cheating! 1211 01:17:01,225 --> 01:17:02,922 Fuck you! 1212 01:18:02,678 --> 01:18:05,028 -: One second. -Yeah. 1213 01:18:28,616 --> 01:18:30,444 No more glass! 1214 01:19:23,715 --> 01:19:25,108 I got you. 1215 01:19:27,850 --> 01:19:30,113 Hmm. 1216 01:19:31,636 --> 01:19:33,290 Hmm. 1217 01:19:55,791 --> 01:19:57,444 ATHENA : Okay. 1218 01:20:09,892 --> 01:20:11,937 Hey. 1219 01:20:11,981 --> 01:20:14,374 I got you, too. 1220 01:20:16,507 --> 01:20:19,336 Hey, can I ask you a question? 1221 01:20:25,168 --> 01:20:27,648 Why did you call me Snowball? 1222 01:20:28,911 --> 01:20:30,956 It's a reference. 1223 01:20:31,000 --> 01:20:34,177 To George Orwell's Animal Farm. 1224 01:20:35,656 --> 01:20:37,615 He's a pig. 1225 01:20:37,658 --> 01:20:41,837 Yeah, but why am I Snowball? 1226 01:20:43,708 --> 01:20:46,363 Snowball is an idealist. 1227 01:20:46,406 --> 01:20:50,149 He... he wants to make the world a better place. 1228 01:20:50,193 --> 01:20:54,588 That's why the other pigs make up lies about him, 1229 01:20:54,632 --> 01:20:56,634 turn him into the enemy. 1230 01:20:59,202 --> 01:21:02,205 I think you should be Snowball. 1231 01:21:03,032 --> 01:21:06,035 You read Animal Farm? 1232 01:21:06,905 --> 01:21:09,212 Yes, ma'am, I did. 1233 01:21:12,432 --> 01:21:14,739 Can I... 1234 01:21:14,782 --> 01:21:17,176 ask you a question? 1235 01:21:19,004 --> 01:21:22,138 Are you Justice4Yall? 1236 01:21:24,140 --> 01:21:26,011 Come on. 1237 01:21:26,055 --> 01:21:27,926 We're both dead. 1238 01:21:27,970 --> 01:21:29,928 Just tell me. 1239 01:21:29,972 --> 01:21:33,149 I got the right Crystal, didn't I? 1240 01:21:34,977 --> 01:21:38,415 No, ma'am, you did not. 1241 01:21:45,335 --> 01:21:47,163 Whoops. 1242 01:22:37,039 --> 01:22:39,824 ♪ Yeah, it ain't easy 1243 01:22:39,867 --> 01:22:42,218 ♪ Girls, it ain't easy 1244 01:22:42,261 --> 01:22:46,135 ♪ To keep the man you love satisfied ♪ 1245 01:22:46,178 --> 01:22:47,963 ♪ It ain't easy 1246 01:22:48,006 --> 01:22:50,443 ♪ Girls, it ain't easy 1247 01:22:50,487 --> 01:22:54,578 ♪ To keep the one you love by your side ♪ 1248 01:22:54,621 --> 01:22:58,451 ♪ A woman's work is never done ♪ 1249 01:22:58,495 --> 01:23:02,629 ♪ Never stops, it goes on and on ♪ 1250 01:23:04,153 --> 01:23:06,720 ♪ You work your fingers to the bone ♪ 1251 01:23:06,764 --> 01:23:11,116 ♪ You gotta be home every time he phones ♪ 1252 01:23:11,160 --> 01:23:15,294 ♪ Sometimes the going gets a little tough ♪ 1253 01:23:15,338 --> 01:23:19,342 ♪ Seems like my best ain't good enough ♪ 1254 01:23:19,385 --> 01:23:23,824 ♪ Keeps you losing sleep seven days a week, yeah ♪ 1255 01:23:23,868 --> 01:23:25,826 ♪ It ain't easy 1256 01:23:25,870 --> 01:23:28,177 ♪ Girls, it ain't easy 1257 01:23:28,220 --> 01:23:32,268 ♪ To keep the one you love by your side ♪ 1258 01:23:32,311 --> 01:23:36,489 ♪ Do what you can though he seems ungrateful... ♪ 1259 01:23:36,533 --> 01:23:37,664 Hey there. 1260 01:23:37,708 --> 01:23:39,144 Oh, shit. 1261 01:23:39,188 --> 01:23:41,277 The, uh... 1262 01:23:41,320 --> 01:23:44,454 assholes you work for tried to kill me, 1263 01:23:44,497 --> 01:23:47,805 so I killed them instead. 1264 01:23:47,848 --> 01:23:49,546 Now I want to go home. 1265 01:23:51,896 --> 01:23:53,680 That gonna be a problem? 1266 01:23:53,724 --> 01:23:55,552 Certainly not, ma'am. 1267 01:23:55,595 --> 01:23:56,944 KELLY: No. 1268 01:23:56,988 --> 01:23:59,512 May I... may I pour that for you? 1269 01:23:59,556 --> 01:24:01,079 Yeah. 1270 01:24:11,176 --> 01:24:13,831 How about a snack? We have fantastic caviar. 1271 01:24:13,874 --> 01:24:15,920 -It's osetra... -Yeah. 1272 01:24:15,963 --> 01:24:17,356 You got it. 1273 01:24:25,930 --> 01:24:27,366 You ever had caviar? 1274 01:24:27,410 --> 01:24:31,109 No, I-I don't... I don't think I'm really allowed to. 1275 01:24:31,153 --> 01:24:33,590 Well, you are now. Have a seat. 1276 01:24:35,940 --> 01:24:38,334 -Dig in. 1277 01:24:46,864 --> 01:24:48,866 H-How is it? 1278 01:24:53,175 --> 01:24:55,829 It's fucking great. 81880

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