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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,386 --> 00:00:12,680 No, no, no, no 2 00:01:27,963 --> 00:01:28,839 What? 3 00:01:40,684 --> 00:01:42,228 Oh, what? 4 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:51,458 - Nice sunglasses - Thanks 5 00:04:51,542 --> 00:04:54,378 - You got a light? - No, no I don't smoke 6 00:04:54,461 --> 00:04:56,171 Alright, I think I have one 7 00:05:02,970 --> 00:05:04,263 You look sad as shit 8 00:05:06,015 --> 00:05:08,976 - It's complicated - Isn't it always? 9 00:05:10,436 --> 00:05:13,564 - Where are you headed? - Anywhere but here 10 00:05:24,908 --> 00:05:26,785 Man, why can't people tell the truth? 11 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:33,208 I don't even know what's true anymore 12 00:05:33,292 --> 00:05:36,378 Looks like you could use a little more than the truth 13 00:05:36,462 --> 00:05:38,630 Oh, I think, uh, my phone's going off here 14 00:05:40,090 --> 00:05:41,050 Oh, yeah, excuse me 15 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:45,012 Hello? Yeah hey, how you doing? 16 00:05:45,929 --> 00:05:48,849 No, no, no, no, it's alright Yeah, mm-hmm 17 00:05:51,643 --> 00:05:52,853 Mm-hm, yeah 18 00:05:56,774 --> 00:05:57,649 Mm-hm 19 00:06:47,157 --> 00:06:48,742 Hey, hey 20 00:06:48,826 --> 00:06:50,911 Hey, hey, hey, man 21 00:06:50,994 --> 00:06:52,454 Oh, my God, you just hit my bike 22 00:06:52,538 --> 00:06:55,374 So, oh, sorry bro 23 00:06:55,457 --> 00:06:59,503 - Hey, do you know where Fat Willy's Diner is? - What? 24 00:06:59,586 --> 00:07:01,880 - Fat Willy's Diner - What are you talking about? 25 00:07:01,964 --> 00:07:04,466 - Fat Willy has a Diner - Why'd you hit my bike? 26 00:07:04,550 --> 00:07:06,552 - Uh-- - This is a vintage bike 27 00:07:06,635 --> 00:07:09,346 - Do you know where Uncle Billy's Favorite Things are? - What? 28 00:07:09,430 --> 00:07:12,474 - This was my grandfather's bike - It's a Mexican restaurant 29 00:07:12,558 --> 00:07:14,518 What am I going to do? I can't get these parts 30 00:07:14,601 --> 00:07:16,895 You're going to park in a bike area next time? 31 00:07:16,979 --> 00:07:18,730 - Really? - Too soon? 32 00:07:18,814 --> 00:07:20,274 - It was a joke - Oh, my God 33 00:07:20,357 --> 00:07:21,942 There's no bike shop in this town 34 00:07:22,025 --> 00:07:23,861 How am I going to get this fixed? 35 00:07:24,736 --> 00:07:26,488 So, exactly how far are you going? 36 00:07:28,323 --> 00:07:30,284 I don't know, a couple hundred miles 37 00:07:33,287 --> 00:07:35,706 - What's so funny? - I smell road trip 38 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:38,041 - Do you want a ride? - With you? 39 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:41,044 No, with the other person that has a van big enough 40 00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:42,546 for your busted-ass bike 41 00:07:46,049 --> 00:07:49,636 Think of how hot and sweaty you're going to get without me 42 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:52,473 Mm-hm, it's going to be going down your back 43 00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:56,310 Don't make me offer you a piece of candy 44 00:07:58,562 --> 00:08:01,148 Do you have any room in the back? For you? 45 00:08:02,858 --> 00:08:03,859 Yes I do 46 00:08:06,069 --> 00:08:08,238 Oh, yeah, it's a road trip 47 00:08:15,245 --> 00:08:18,457 Be careful, White Lightning can be a bit delicate, 48 00:08:18,540 --> 00:08:22,461 - but she's full of mysteries you've yet to-- Hey - What is all this stuff? 49 00:08:22,586 --> 00:08:24,588 - The bear's not a mean bear - Do you live in here or something? 50 00:08:24,671 --> 00:08:26,798 He's not going to bite 51 00:08:29,092 --> 00:08:32,638 - What is all this stuff, man? - Ooh A fisherman? 52 00:08:34,389 --> 00:08:35,474 Watch your pole 53 00:08:39,561 --> 00:08:41,355 Well, welcome to White Lightning 54 00:08:41,438 --> 00:08:44,358 Engineered for both pleasure and transportation 55 00:09:06,463 --> 00:09:07,881 My name's Larry 56 00:09:09,091 --> 00:09:11,218 - Cleo - Hey, Cleo 57 00:09:12,302 --> 00:09:14,846 It's okay, it's just Cheeto dust 58 00:09:16,139 --> 00:09:18,183 Seems like you're having a bad day 59 00:09:18,267 --> 00:09:20,018 You just destroyed my bike 60 00:09:20,769 --> 00:09:24,606 And that's one way of looking at it But you know, 61 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:29,987 I don't think you ride out in the middle of nowhere 62 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:32,447 with that bike unless you're running from something 63 00:09:32,531 --> 00:09:34,074 So what is it? 64 00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:37,411 I don't want one 65 00:09:43,625 --> 00:09:47,254 I, I got told to take some time off 66 00:09:48,422 --> 00:09:53,093 - from my job, so, just trying to get away for a bit - Ouch 67 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:56,638 Yeah, that's definitely a second hour 68 00:09:56,722 --> 00:10:01,351 in the car topic, so let's just play a fun little game 69 00:10:02,311 --> 00:10:04,730 - No, I don't want to play a game - I'm gonna ask you a question, 70 00:10:04,813 --> 00:10:06,898 and you tell me an answer 71 00:10:06,982 --> 00:10:09,443 And then we'll be getting to know each other, 72 00:10:09,526 --> 00:10:11,820 just Cleo and Larry 73 00:10:11,903 --> 00:10:14,114 and 74 00:10:14,197 --> 00:10:17,326 if you could give all human being one virtue, 75 00:10:17,409 --> 00:10:19,161 which would you choose? 76 00:10:24,374 --> 00:10:28,420 - I don't know, pay attention to their surroundings - Oh 77 00:10:28,503 --> 00:10:30,839 You know, be more aware of where people are 78 00:10:30,922 --> 00:10:33,342 in the world so you don't run them over 79 00:10:33,425 --> 00:10:35,093 Ooh 80 00:10:35,177 --> 00:10:37,179 What's the last thing you cried about? 81 00:10:39,389 --> 00:10:41,224 That's a bit too personal, I think 82 00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:43,810 Um 83 00:10:46,355 --> 00:10:47,230 Okay 84 00:10:48,899 --> 00:10:51,193 What's the next to last thing you cried about? 85 00:10:54,196 --> 00:10:55,697 You can do either question 86 00:10:58,450 --> 00:11:02,746 Well, the last graduation I went to for some of my students 87 00:11:04,206 --> 00:11:07,584 - So you're a teacher? - No, not a teacher 88 00:11:07,668 --> 00:11:10,420 Math, you look like a math teacher 89 00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:14,049 I'm a youth minister, okay? 90 00:11:14,132 --> 00:11:15,967 - A what? - A youth minister 91 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:19,596 - I work at a church - Like, you work for Jesus? 92 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:21,014 Something like that 93 00:11:21,098 --> 00:11:23,308 You work for Jesus? 94 00:11:23,392 --> 00:11:26,144 And I've been sitting here in this car 95 00:11:27,771 --> 00:11:30,107 and you haven't even told me about the Lord 96 00:11:31,233 --> 00:11:33,777 What happens if, uh 97 00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:38,240 your wonderfully interesting answers distracted me 98 00:11:38,323 --> 00:11:40,242 and I like died, like that? 99 00:11:41,118 --> 00:11:42,869 I'd just go to hell or something? 100 00:11:42,953 --> 00:11:44,538 You got to help a brother out 101 00:11:44,621 --> 00:11:47,332 I'm pretty sure it's in your job description 102 00:11:47,416 --> 00:11:51,795 Along with, really probably voting Republican, 103 00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:55,841 not liking gay people, denying climate change, avoiding, I don't know, science 104 00:11:55,924 --> 00:12:00,429 - Hey, hey, you don't know what you're talking about, man - Definitely not a math teacher 105 00:12:00,512 --> 00:12:02,597 Boy I-- Sorry 106 00:12:02,681 --> 00:12:04,558 Uh, that was rude of me 107 00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:09,271 Not as rude as not telling someone 108 00:12:09,354 --> 00:12:11,690 about the precious gift of eternal life 109 00:12:12,524 --> 00:12:13,400 But-- 110 00:12:14,443 --> 00:12:16,153 Are you even good at your job? 111 00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:18,947 You're crying at their graduation, 112 00:12:20,115 --> 00:12:22,993 but you can't even save a lost soul 113 00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:24,453 I knew I shouldn't have told you that 114 00:12:24,536 --> 00:12:26,788 Actually, how about this? 115 00:12:27,581 --> 00:12:29,916 I'll help you out: Give me your pitch, Cleo 116 00:12:31,543 --> 00:12:35,005 - My what? - You know, professional religious types, 117 00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:37,090 they always have to have a pitch ready, 118 00:12:37,174 --> 00:12:39,926 because sometimes you encounter the heathen 119 00:12:40,010 --> 00:12:44,306 and you have to be just prepared, uh, to, 120 00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:48,977 to lure our souls into the divine embrace 121 00:12:49,060 --> 00:12:52,147 of, uh, whatever brand of Jesus you work for 122 00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:57,694 - Do you really want to hear it? - No, I asked for no reason 123 00:13:01,364 --> 00:13:04,075 - Alright, so God is holy - Maybe 124 00:13:04,159 --> 00:13:07,537 And, you know, we, we want to be with God, 125 00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:11,833 but we can't, because we do bad things, right? 126 00:13:11,917 --> 00:13:15,504 We sin, we run over people's bikes 127 00:13:16,254 --> 00:13:18,340 - We do bad things - Well-- Okay 128 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:21,968 And there are consequences to those bad things, right? 129 00:13:23,261 --> 00:13:24,137 And 130 00:13:25,055 --> 00:13:26,139 we deserve 131 00:13:27,265 --> 00:13:29,434 death That's the wages of sin, is death 132 00:13:30,936 --> 00:13:34,147 But, you know, God through Jesus 133 00:13:35,106 --> 00:13:40,403 bore the consequences of those sins and defeated death 134 00:13:42,531 --> 00:13:46,076 Now we can be holy, we can be one with God again 135 00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:51,957 - That's all I got - Ah, it seems a bit awkward 136 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:54,793 No, it's, I mean, it's about like, sharing in the love of God 137 00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:57,671 That's what it's about, that's what the whole thing is for 138 00:13:57,754 --> 00:13:59,548 Well, I guess 139 00:14:01,716 --> 00:14:04,261 You should do more of the love stuff 140 00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:06,221 People love love 141 00:14:06,304 --> 00:14:07,347 You should, uh 142 00:14:08,139 --> 00:14:09,683 you should work on it 143 00:14:11,393 --> 00:14:12,894 If you're a youth minister, 144 00:14:14,229 --> 00:14:16,481 I'm not talking about God right now, 145 00:14:16,565 --> 00:14:18,984 then you've gone on road trips before 146 00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:23,238 So what do adolescents like to talk about on the road? 147 00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:25,031 So let's imagine 148 00:14:26,157 --> 00:14:28,368 I'm a young lad, let's say 13 149 00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:29,661 Hey Cleo, 150 00:14:31,413 --> 00:14:33,290 how far is too far? 151 00:14:34,416 --> 00:14:36,042 You expect me to answer that? 152 00:14:36,126 --> 00:14:37,961 - If, uh-- - What are you even talking about? 153 00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:41,047 - What about second base? - Oh, my God 154 00:14:41,131 --> 00:14:43,675 If I grab her titties but I 155 00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:45,594 - Okay, okay, alright, man - hold it like this, 156 00:14:45,677 --> 00:14:48,346 so I don't touch the areola, 157 00:14:48,430 --> 00:14:50,140 is it, is it a sin? 158 00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:55,103 When will you shut up? That's my question 159 00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:58,315 Let us consult with the Magic 8-Ball 160 00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,483 - And-- - Where did you get that? 161 00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:03,528 Uh, I've had it since I was a kid 162 00:15:04,905 --> 00:15:07,198 It says: Prospects, good 163 00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:12,787 Never 164 00:15:36,811 --> 00:15:39,731 You're laughing 165 00:15:39,814 --> 00:15:42,692 I knew I could do it, I knew I could do it 166 00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:45,695 The last person I talked about stabbing their penis 167 00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:48,406 with a spoon, they laughed too, Cleo 168 00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:52,744 Now, next time it's time for song, you know what to do, alright? 169 00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:57,874 Me and White Lightning have never had an accident 170 00:15:57,958 --> 00:16:01,544 - we couldn't recover from - What's White Lightning? 171 00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:03,922 That would be who you're sitting in 172 00:16:04,005 --> 00:16:05,924 This beast, this beauty, 173 00:16:06,007 --> 00:16:09,177 this road professional 174 00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:10,762 Who names their car? 175 00:16:10,845 --> 00:16:13,056 People that love their automobiles 176 00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:14,849 I know you know what love is 177 00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:18,561 White Lightning is full of love, not so much holiness 178 00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:23,441 She mostly specializes in road trips and 179 00:16:23,525 --> 00:16:25,193 naps, she's really good at naps 180 00:16:25,276 --> 00:16:28,488 And what else does White Lightning do? 181 00:16:28,571 --> 00:16:31,616 Never breaks down 182 00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:09,571 - High quality shortcut, Cleo - This doesn't look like a shortcut 183 00:17:09,654 --> 00:17:12,115 - Well luckily you're not driving - Are you sure about this? 184 00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:14,451 - White Lightning, is it a short cut? - I don't know 185 00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:18,079 - This does not look like the right way to go - He said, yeah 186 00:17:18,163 --> 00:17:20,290 We are going to get so lost 187 00:17:22,584 --> 00:17:25,587 Did you make a wrong turn? 188 00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:28,131 No 189 00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:31,760 I think we're having a problem here 190 00:17:31,843 --> 00:17:34,679 - You went the wrong way, didn't you? - Nope 191 00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:38,475 White Lightning appears to be napping 192 00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:41,102 What do you mean, napping? 193 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:45,607 - It's off - What? 194 00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:49,819 - Can you stop it? - Well, I can use the brake, 195 00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:52,530 and we can coast all the way this way, 196 00:17:52,614 --> 00:17:54,240 - I guess - Are you kidding me? 197 00:17:54,324 --> 00:17:57,118 - I don't think it's a joke - What are we going to do? 198 00:17:58,578 --> 00:17:59,621 Yeah 199 00:18:01,664 --> 00:18:04,250 We are stuck in the middle of nowhere now 200 00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:06,461 Well, it's not nowhere 201 00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:08,880 It's in the middle of a shortcut 202 00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:12,217 I knew we shouldn't have come down this road 203 00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:15,011 Well, I guess you should've said something 204 00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:18,389 One more time than you did 205 00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:27,357 Ouch 206 00:18:28,358 --> 00:18:29,442 Jesus 207 00:18:34,072 --> 00:18:35,949 There we go 208 00:18:41,538 --> 00:18:42,413 Hey ah-- 209 00:18:44,916 --> 00:18:45,834 Cleo? 210 00:18:47,168 --> 00:18:48,628 Come here 211 00:18:54,551 --> 00:18:56,928 Man, I don't know anything about cars 212 00:18:57,595 --> 00:18:59,055 That's why I ride a bike 213 00:18:59,139 --> 00:19:02,225 I'm-- I don't really know that much either 214 00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:05,186 Could you just, I just need you to put your hands right there 215 00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:08,022 Why is that? Ow, gee, that's hot 216 00:19:08,106 --> 00:19:10,233 - Why, why did you just ask me to do that? 217 00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:12,902 It would have worked either way Do it like this 218 00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:16,072 No, I'm not doing that 219 00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:18,408 Come on, just do it, we're trying to get out of here 220 00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:21,035 - How is that going to help? - You're going to pray for my car 221 00:19:21,119 --> 00:19:23,746 White Lightning's sick, I don't know anything about cars 222 00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:28,209 You just said you don't know much, Mr Bikes-A-Lot So 223 00:19:28,293 --> 00:19:29,836 Do your thing 224 00:19:34,716 --> 00:19:38,678 God, please heal this engine 225 00:19:38,761 --> 00:19:39,721 White Lightning 226 00:19:42,932 --> 00:19:46,728 Help us get out of here safely and quickly 227 00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:52,734 And help White Lightning get back on the road 228 00:19:55,153 --> 00:19:56,779 - Amen - Amen 229 00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:03,286 Hopefully it works better than your bike after this 230 00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:05,455 I'm sure Jesus doesn't want you 231 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:07,540 stuck out on a road all alone with me 232 00:20:14,631 --> 00:20:15,590 Um-- 233 00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:20,345 - Nothing - - You're going to have to talk to God 234 00:20:20,428 --> 00:20:23,473 - about the efficacy of your prayers, Cleo - Come on, Larry 235 00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:25,516 What are we going to do? 236 00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:26,976 Don't worry 237 00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:29,145 We are in the middle of nowhere 238 00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:31,064 No, no, no, Cleo, don't worry 239 00:20:31,147 --> 00:20:34,150 You are looking at a human Britannica 240 00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:37,153 There's a reason I don't have a smart phone 241 00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:38,738 I'm the app for that 242 00:20:39,489 --> 00:20:41,658 That doesn't help to fix the car 243 00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:45,078 No, but it helps me remember how to get to the shop we passed 244 00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:47,121 Up and around 245 00:20:47,205 --> 00:20:50,583 I'm going to go to the shop, I'm going to get us some help and 246 00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:53,002 your prayers will be answered 247 00:20:56,130 --> 00:21:00,093 - Just go - You really got to learn to smile some 248 00:21:01,177 --> 00:21:05,682 Oh, yeah So, don't let anyone mess with White Lightning 249 00:21:09,102 --> 00:21:11,354 - Get out of here - I'll take that as a yes 250 00:21:13,231 --> 00:21:16,442 And you're a little dirty, don't get on my couch 251 00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:47,640 - Jabez? You're Jabez? - Oh, you're a genius, huh? Look what you made me do 252 00:21:47,724 --> 00:21:50,268 - My name's Larry - Yeah, that's great, Larry How are you? 253 00:21:50,393 --> 00:21:51,811 I think you're the perfect person 254 00:21:51,894 --> 00:21:53,646 - The man I'm looking for - You're a thinker 255 00:21:53,730 --> 00:21:54,856 That'll be helpful 256 00:21:55,898 --> 00:21:58,901 I guess Um, so, I have a little problem 257 00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:02,071 - Yeah, go ahead - Okay 258 00:22:02,155 --> 00:22:04,073 So I have this new friend named Cleo 259 00:22:04,157 --> 00:22:06,951 - I hit his bike, he was on-- - So many details 260 00:22:07,785 --> 00:22:10,830 Well, so we were in my van, White Lightning, 261 00:22:10,913 --> 00:22:13,291 we're going down the road, and then it did one of those 262 00:22:13,416 --> 00:22:15,126 clunk, clunk, clunk, clunk 263 00:22:15,209 --> 00:22:18,254 - And so-- - Boy, that's really easy to figure that out 264 00:22:19,339 --> 00:22:22,967 It is? So you're saying you can help me? 265 00:22:23,051 --> 00:22:25,928 Friday afternoon, 4:30, I can't help anybody 266 00:22:26,763 --> 00:22:29,057 But-- Uh-- 267 00:22:30,058 --> 00:22:32,685 We're kind of in a bit of a predicament 268 00:22:32,769 --> 00:22:35,897 - We don't really know anyone here - Can you hand that to me? 269 00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:37,648 - Yeah, yeah, yeah - No, no, no 270 00:22:37,732 --> 00:22:39,233 I can't drink that, right over there 271 00:22:39,317 --> 00:22:42,403 - Oh - Yeah Yeah, yeah - I understand 272 00:22:42,487 --> 00:22:45,615 - Now you're being helpful - It's five o'clock somewhere 273 00:22:45,698 --> 00:22:47,200 It's at 4:30 274 00:22:52,288 --> 00:22:54,874 So are you just going to leave me stranded here? 275 00:22:54,957 --> 00:22:58,169 Uh, you're going to have to file that under "not my problem" 276 00:22:59,128 --> 00:23:01,923 I mean, is there even a place to sleep in this town? 277 00:23:02,006 --> 00:23:04,092 Look around, does it look like it? No 278 00:23:04,175 --> 00:23:09,514 So Jabez, come on, when can me and you agree 279 00:23:10,223 --> 00:23:12,517 that you could bring your mechanic skills 280 00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:14,268 down to White Lightning? 281 00:23:14,352 --> 00:23:16,771 Monday morning around 8:30, how's that? 282 00:23:17,522 --> 00:23:20,441 - Like there's no time before that? - No 283 00:23:22,110 --> 00:23:26,197 Let me get a pinky promise, Jabez 284 00:23:28,950 --> 00:23:31,786 Alright, I'll take that See you then 285 00:23:31,869 --> 00:23:33,871 The anticipation is killing me 286 00:23:46,634 --> 00:23:47,677 Hey, Cleo 287 00:23:48,928 --> 00:23:50,721 So, can we get out of here? 288 00:23:50,805 --> 00:23:55,017 Oh, yeah, we can get out of here on Monday 289 00:23:55,101 --> 00:23:58,104 On Monday? Why on Monday? 290 00:23:58,187 --> 00:24:00,773 Well, I met, I met a new friend 291 00:24:00,857 --> 00:24:02,817 His name's Jabez, the mechanic 292 00:24:02,900 --> 00:24:05,695 And see, I get there and it's like 4:30 293 00:24:05,778 --> 00:24:09,490 and he gets off at five and he doesn't really work on the weekends 294 00:24:09,574 --> 00:24:11,576 Healthy boundaries 295 00:24:11,659 --> 00:24:13,619 What are we going to do until Monday? 296 00:24:13,703 --> 00:24:16,956 Do we have to see it as stuck or an opportunity to be seized? 297 00:24:17,039 --> 00:24:18,875 Wait, wait, wait, wait Was there a hotel back there? 298 00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:22,503 - Or any place to stay? - Good question Same one I had 299 00:24:23,379 --> 00:24:24,839 Not really 300 00:24:24,922 --> 00:24:28,634 So there's not technically a mechanic 301 00:24:28,718 --> 00:24:31,095 - or a place to stay - What are we going to do, man? 302 00:24:31,179 --> 00:24:32,430 We are stuck out here 303 00:24:32,555 --> 00:24:34,265 This is not what I expected, okay? 304 00:24:34,348 --> 00:24:37,226 I just got on my bike, and I wanted to go for a ride 305 00:24:37,310 --> 00:24:39,770 and get out of here, and then you come and you hit my bike 306 00:24:39,854 --> 00:24:42,398 and now I'm stuck with you in the middle of nowhere 307 00:24:42,482 --> 00:24:44,066 Uh-- 308 00:24:44,150 --> 00:24:46,110 I don't want to be pushy, but 309 00:24:46,194 --> 00:24:49,614 I feel like there's half this story I don't know 310 00:24:49,697 --> 00:24:51,365 I mean, this isn't ideal but-- 311 00:24:53,868 --> 00:24:56,162 They just told me I had to go for two weeks 312 00:24:56,245 --> 00:24:58,206 And what was I supposed to do? 313 00:24:58,289 --> 00:25:00,208 I was just trying to clear my head 314 00:25:00,291 --> 00:25:04,170 and then you go and you hit me with your stupid van 315 00:25:04,253 --> 00:25:05,755 Who told you to go where? 316 00:25:06,631 --> 00:25:08,966 The church that I work for They-- 317 00:25:09,050 --> 00:25:10,468 They told me to take two weeks off 318 00:25:10,593 --> 00:25:13,262 I was just trying to get out and clear my head 319 00:25:13,346 --> 00:25:15,389 and whatever, figure some stuff out 320 00:25:16,182 --> 00:25:17,600 And then you come and you hit my bike 321 00:25:17,683 --> 00:25:19,477 - I hear you - If it wasn't for you 322 00:25:19,602 --> 00:25:22,146 we would not be in this situation right now 323 00:25:22,230 --> 00:25:25,066 Well, that's one way to look at it 324 00:25:25,983 --> 00:25:29,779 But, Cleo, and I know we just became friends, 325 00:25:29,862 --> 00:25:31,906 - but it's good to know-- - We are not friends 326 00:25:32,740 --> 00:25:35,993 Yet It is good to know all this animosity 327 00:25:36,077 --> 00:25:38,204 wasn't just about that old-ass bike 328 00:25:39,288 --> 00:25:40,164 So, 329 00:25:40,915 --> 00:25:42,083 suggestions? 330 00:25:43,376 --> 00:25:45,086 I don't know, man 331 00:25:47,380 --> 00:25:49,173 Good thing I brought my camping gear 332 00:25:49,257 --> 00:25:52,760 I guess I could find a place to pitch my tent around here 333 00:25:52,843 --> 00:25:53,761 Yeah 334 00:25:57,098 --> 00:25:58,474 I like you, let's camp 335 00:25:58,558 --> 00:26:00,518 - No, no, no I don't want to camp with you - Here's the thing, 336 00:26:00,643 --> 00:26:02,520 you get that side, I get this side 337 00:26:02,603 --> 00:26:04,188 - No, no, no, no - With those guns 338 00:26:04,272 --> 00:26:07,775 and these looks we can move on down 339 00:26:07,858 --> 00:26:09,443 The river's just around the edge 340 00:26:13,030 --> 00:26:15,157 We at least need to get the van out of the road 341 00:26:15,241 --> 00:26:18,869 Yep, but don't you think camping near water's a little bit cooler? 342 00:26:18,953 --> 00:26:21,998 And somebody is a little steam pot and needs to cool down 343 00:26:23,165 --> 00:26:25,459 Let's move this thing, geez 344 00:26:26,335 --> 00:26:32,008 Alright, Cleo, on three give it the big old heave ho 345 00:26:32,091 --> 00:26:33,926 One, two, three 346 00:26:38,639 --> 00:26:40,224 Oh, my God 347 00:26:46,439 --> 00:26:49,650 So why are you on Jesus break for two weeks? 348 00:26:49,734 --> 00:26:51,485 I'm trying to concentrate here, man 349 00:26:51,569 --> 00:26:53,863 Why did they get rid of you? 350 00:26:53,946 --> 00:26:56,741 - Just push the car - Come on, Cleo 351 00:26:56,824 --> 00:26:58,200 Give me just a hint 352 00:27:00,703 --> 00:27:03,331 You know Christians don't get all pissy for no reason 353 00:27:03,414 --> 00:27:06,167 - Oh, God - It's usually about money, sex, 354 00:27:06,250 --> 00:27:08,878 - not being a Republican - Okay, stop, stop, stop 355 00:27:08,961 --> 00:27:12,131 Just stop for a second Let's just take a break for a second 356 00:27:13,466 --> 00:27:14,467 Oh 357 00:27:16,010 --> 00:27:19,347 - What are you doing, man? - Ah, take a guess 358 00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:23,893 But while you're doing it, just say cheese 359 00:27:25,770 --> 00:27:28,564 Will you put that away and just keep pushing, please? 360 00:27:29,899 --> 00:27:32,026 - I want to get there before dark - You have to save 361 00:27:32,109 --> 00:27:33,611 - the memories - Just come on, let's go 362 00:27:33,694 --> 00:27:35,237 - Get this over with - Alright 363 00:27:35,321 --> 00:27:37,365 Let's do it like a game 364 00:27:38,324 --> 00:27:39,659 Twenty questions 365 00:27:40,534 --> 00:27:44,038 I'm going to try to figure out why they put you in Jesus timeout 366 00:27:44,121 --> 00:27:47,750 - Just push the van, come on - Does it have anything to do with money? 367 00:27:49,835 --> 00:27:52,505 - No - Ah, banging? 368 00:27:53,422 --> 00:27:55,758 - What? - Is it about sex? 369 00:27:57,259 --> 00:28:02,890 - Maybe, kind of - I'm going to take that as a yes Is it a woman? 370 00:28:05,518 --> 00:28:08,229 - Well, not exactly - A girl? 371 00:28:10,356 --> 00:28:12,274 - A boy? - No, not a boy 372 00:28:12,358 --> 00:28:14,318 - A man - Not a man 373 00:28:14,402 --> 00:28:17,905 Um 374 00:28:19,824 --> 00:28:23,411 - Did you have your clothes on? - Yes, I had my clothes on 375 00:28:23,494 --> 00:28:25,830 - What are you talking about? - Everyone has their own style, it's okay 376 00:28:25,913 --> 00:28:27,957 Do you regret it? 377 00:28:29,458 --> 00:28:31,585 I don't know, I don't think so 378 00:28:31,669 --> 00:28:34,004 Woo, second base or more? 379 00:28:34,088 --> 00:28:37,133 That is not, you're, you don't know what you're talking about, man 380 00:28:37,216 --> 00:28:41,053 Um Were you acting or watching? 381 00:28:41,137 --> 00:28:42,847 - Acting? - Oh, my God 382 00:28:43,889 --> 00:28:45,641 Just push, please 383 00:28:45,725 --> 00:28:49,854 Do you, do you think Jesus would be happy with you? 384 00:28:50,980 --> 00:28:53,149 - I hope so - What? 385 00:28:54,942 --> 00:28:57,445 So if Jesus is happy with you, Cleo, 386 00:28:57,528 --> 00:28:59,155 then why are they so mad at you? 387 00:29:00,614 --> 00:29:01,782 Listen, man 388 00:29:03,993 --> 00:29:06,120 There was this girl, she's 15, 389 00:29:07,037 --> 00:29:08,289 in my youth group 390 00:29:09,415 --> 00:29:10,416 And she came out to me 391 00:29:11,459 --> 00:29:14,378 And the church didn't like it 392 00:29:15,546 --> 00:29:18,090 I told her that God loved her just as she was 393 00:29:21,010 --> 00:29:22,595 You were her minister 394 00:29:23,637 --> 00:29:24,680 and told her what? 395 00:29:26,766 --> 00:29:27,850 Man, you heard me 396 00:29:29,769 --> 00:29:31,687 Pretty sure that's what they pay you to do 397 00:29:31,771 --> 00:29:33,856 Let's just-- I don't want to talk about it anymore 398 00:29:33,939 --> 00:29:35,649 Let's just keep pushing, please 399 00:29:35,733 --> 00:29:39,737 You got in trouble for telling someone God loved them? 400 00:29:39,820 --> 00:29:42,239 - Yes - And they sent you to timeout? 401 00:29:42,323 --> 00:29:47,453 To what? Come back and be like, "God loves everybody" Unless you're gay 402 00:29:47,536 --> 00:29:49,914 You don't get it, man It's more complicated than that 403 00:29:49,997 --> 00:29:52,374 Let's-- I-- We need to get this off the road 404 00:29:52,458 --> 00:29:55,336 Well I mean, all means all 405 00:29:55,419 --> 00:29:57,630 Unless you like chicks and are a chick 406 00:29:57,713 --> 00:29:59,673 - Ready? - I think so 407 00:30:03,677 --> 00:30:05,513 Okay, to the left Straighten out, straighten out, 408 00:30:05,596 --> 00:30:07,223 - straighten out - Shit 409 00:30:07,306 --> 00:30:10,017 Something just flew out from underneath here 410 00:30:10,100 --> 00:30:12,603 Probably a grasshopper Or a snake 411 00:30:17,650 --> 00:30:19,693 You can feel it, can't you? 412 00:30:21,237 --> 00:30:22,613 - Push - Shut up 413 00:30:25,866 --> 00:30:27,535 Oh, yeah 414 00:30:27,618 --> 00:30:30,454 - Almost there - Yeah, we are 415 00:30:30,538 --> 00:30:31,747 Little bit more 416 00:30:34,583 --> 00:30:35,918 What's so funny? 417 00:30:36,001 --> 00:30:38,420 Oh, well, what do you mean? 418 00:30:38,504 --> 00:30:40,840 That's the hill 419 00:30:41,924 --> 00:30:45,636 Feel like that hill was, uh, a sign from God 420 00:30:45,719 --> 00:30:47,513 Perfect place to camp for the night 421 00:30:47,596 --> 00:30:50,599 You, me, White Lightning, 422 00:30:51,392 --> 00:30:52,476 and memories 423 00:30:54,895 --> 00:30:57,022 Oh, come on, Cleo 424 00:30:57,106 --> 00:30:58,732 We're going to have fun 425 00:31:00,317 --> 00:31:04,280 Me and White Lightning are camping masters 426 00:31:06,782 --> 00:31:09,159 We don't take in guests very often 427 00:31:09,243 --> 00:31:11,036 Only special ones like you 428 00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:13,205 - Hey, be careful with that - And your grandfather's bike 429 00:31:13,289 --> 00:31:15,082 I know, I'm going to be delicate 430 00:31:15,165 --> 00:31:17,126 Going to put it right here in our designated 431 00:31:17,209 --> 00:31:18,752 bike parking spot 432 00:31:18,836 --> 00:31:20,462 I don't need your help, Larry 433 00:31:20,546 --> 00:31:22,423 Well, alright 434 00:31:24,675 --> 00:31:26,760 I was wondering, Cleo 435 00:31:28,387 --> 00:31:30,306 are you mad they axed you? 436 00:31:31,181 --> 00:31:33,934 What are you talking about? They didn't ax me 437 00:31:34,643 --> 00:31:37,855 I can't be mad with them You know, I told them that 438 00:31:37,938 --> 00:31:40,065 I would believe certain things and 439 00:31:40,816 --> 00:31:42,568 you know, I agreed with the Statement of Faith, 440 00:31:42,651 --> 00:31:45,654 this is what we believe and you promise to uphold this 441 00:31:45,738 --> 00:31:48,616 and all that stuff, and promised, and it's not their fault 442 00:31:48,699 --> 00:31:51,869 So you told them you would believe 443 00:31:52,661 --> 00:31:55,873 that the girl who said she was a lesbian 444 00:31:55,956 --> 00:31:57,249 shouldn't be a lesbian? 445 00:31:57,333 --> 00:31:58,876 But you think you did the right thing 446 00:31:58,959 --> 00:32:00,544 by telling her God loved her? 447 00:32:01,295 --> 00:32:04,506 - I don't know, Larry - I don't know, either This is a bit confusing 448 00:32:06,133 --> 00:32:08,969 So, so what do you believe then? 449 00:32:09,053 --> 00:32:11,639 Should you have done something different? 450 00:32:11,722 --> 00:32:12,681 I don't know 451 00:32:14,141 --> 00:32:15,517 What else is on that list? 452 00:32:17,311 --> 00:32:19,063 Does it like, got the good stuff too? 453 00:32:20,522 --> 00:32:22,316 You know, like about the virgin? 454 00:32:23,442 --> 00:32:24,902 Larry, she's like, 15 455 00:32:25,611 --> 00:32:28,364 - No, no, no, the BVM - What? 456 00:32:28,447 --> 00:32:30,616 - Blessed Virgin Mary - Oh, my God 457 00:32:30,699 --> 00:32:32,117 What, do you not even have Catholic friends? 458 00:32:32,201 --> 00:32:34,078 Are they not real Christians or something? 459 00:32:34,161 --> 00:32:37,289 Even I know BVM is Blessed Virgin Mary 460 00:32:37,373 --> 00:32:40,626 She's like the second most popular person in your religion 461 00:32:40,709 --> 00:32:43,671 - Whatever, Larry - Are you allowed to watch Ellen DeGeneres? 462 00:32:45,756 --> 00:32:50,386 - I don't really watch much TV - Will and Grace? Modern Family? 463 00:32:53,806 --> 00:32:56,684 - You're a Seventh Heaven kind of guy? - Shut up, Larry 464 00:32:56,767 --> 00:32:59,186 - I think I lost a tent pole - Jessica Biel's fine 465 00:33:00,729 --> 00:33:02,606 - I mean, when she grew up - Oh, man 466 00:33:07,152 --> 00:33:10,614 - So what am I going to do? - What about, uh 467 00:33:10,698 --> 00:33:12,616 you got any apocalyptic horses? 468 00:33:13,409 --> 00:33:16,620 - What are you talking about? - On the stuff that you believed, 469 00:33:17,454 --> 00:33:18,747 when you signed it 470 00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:22,835 - You don't know what you're talking about - Is there-- 471 00:33:23,752 --> 00:33:24,670 Blood? 472 00:33:27,297 --> 00:33:28,215 Crosses 473 00:33:29,591 --> 00:33:32,386 Um Look, if you need some help, 474 00:33:32,469 --> 00:33:33,971 - I can help you out - Just shut up, Larry 475 00:33:34,096 --> 00:33:36,640 Alright, I don't know Alright, I don't know 476 00:33:36,724 --> 00:33:38,475 No, no, I meant help with the tent 477 00:33:38,559 --> 00:33:41,687 I left the tent pole somewhere; I don't know where it is 478 00:33:41,770 --> 00:33:43,313 Oh, don't worry 479 00:33:43,397 --> 00:33:45,941 We're on a road trip, we're friends 480 00:33:46,025 --> 00:33:47,985 Me and White Lightning got this covered 481 00:33:48,110 --> 00:33:51,196 One, two, three, cuddle party 482 00:33:53,490 --> 00:33:54,742 Big spoon 483 00:33:56,785 --> 00:34:00,914 Yeah I'm growing on you Give me that smile 484 00:34:04,543 --> 00:34:06,128 You can hold it till morning 485 00:34:25,647 --> 00:34:26,607 Hey, Cleo? 486 00:34:27,733 --> 00:34:29,026 - What? - Cleo? 487 00:34:32,029 --> 00:34:33,614 Do you like Chumbawamba? 488 00:34:35,449 --> 00:34:37,034 Larry, I just want to go to bed, man 489 00:34:37,117 --> 00:34:38,786 Do you know that song? 490 00:34:38,869 --> 00:34:40,245 About getting knocked down 491 00:34:43,457 --> 00:34:45,042 I was thinking more of it about you, 492 00:34:45,125 --> 00:34:47,294 not your bike necessarily but, 493 00:34:47,377 --> 00:34:48,837 it could be like, your theme song 494 00:34:48,921 --> 00:34:51,006 Whenever I have bad days, I pick theme songs 495 00:34:52,049 --> 00:34:54,051 We should pick your theme song 496 00:34:54,176 --> 00:34:58,013 - I don't really want to play this game right now, Larry - Well 497 00:34:59,890 --> 00:35:02,476 I just kind of feel a little bit bad 498 00:35:02,559 --> 00:35:05,813 Not just for the bike bit, that was an accident 499 00:35:05,896 --> 00:35:08,398 But probably should stop making it a habit 500 00:35:08,482 --> 00:35:11,276 of listening with headphones while I'm driving, but-- 501 00:35:14,029 --> 00:35:17,157 White Lightning says she has my back You know what I mean? 502 00:35:17,866 --> 00:35:19,910 Is this your attempt at an apology? 503 00:35:19,993 --> 00:35:21,578 Well, I was working up to it 504 00:35:24,456 --> 00:35:25,332 Whatever, man 505 00:35:26,750 --> 00:35:28,127 Can we just go to sleep? 506 00:35:29,211 --> 00:35:32,131 I kind of gave you a little bit of a too hard of a time 507 00:35:37,886 --> 00:35:39,638 Alright, we can hug it out 508 00:35:39,721 --> 00:35:42,349 Get off of me, man Just go to sleep 509 00:35:42,432 --> 00:35:46,603 Well, just-- It's night time, we're camping with new friends 510 00:35:46,687 --> 00:35:49,231 We're just supposed to like, you know, 511 00:35:49,314 --> 00:35:54,444 get tired, tell intimate stories you weren't planning on sharing 512 00:35:54,528 --> 00:35:59,116 And then we wake up in the morning a little closer together than we were before 513 00:35:59,241 --> 00:36:00,617 That kind of thing 514 00:36:00,701 --> 00:36:03,120 Larry, I am tired of talking to you 515 00:36:03,245 --> 00:36:06,165 And I really just want you to go to sleep 516 00:36:07,082 --> 00:36:08,792 Um, one question 517 00:36:12,045 --> 00:36:13,088 What? 518 00:36:14,173 --> 00:36:15,591 Who are they? 519 00:36:18,343 --> 00:36:19,511 This is my youth group 520 00:36:22,681 --> 00:36:24,641 - You know, from back home - Mm-hm 521 00:36:26,059 --> 00:36:29,438 Yeah, so this is, this is us at a lock in 522 00:36:29,521 --> 00:36:33,525 - Mm-hm - And, uh, this is at a big community event we had 523 00:36:34,568 --> 00:36:36,695 They're all like family to me, you know? 524 00:36:37,863 --> 00:36:39,364 You know what I mean, Larry? 525 00:37:02,804 --> 00:37:03,847 Larry? 526 00:37:06,767 --> 00:37:07,893 Larry? 527 00:37:20,072 --> 00:37:21,615 The truth will set you free 528 00:37:35,587 --> 00:37:38,423 God, what am I even doing here? 529 00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:44,763 Give me some kind of sign, make it clear 530 00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:08,036 Woo 531 00:38:44,531 --> 00:38:45,866 Hey, friend 532 00:39:03,300 --> 00:39:06,011 - What are you doing? - Oh, what's up, Cleo? 533 00:39:06,094 --> 00:39:08,096 - What are you doing? - Uh-- 534 00:39:09,598 --> 00:39:13,602 Uh, I believe you call it digging in to the Word 535 00:39:14,561 --> 00:39:17,022 - What? - You're getting sticks 536 00:39:18,065 --> 00:39:20,233 I'm getting some Jesus 537 00:39:20,317 --> 00:39:21,985 Is that my-- did you take that out of my bag? 538 00:39:22,069 --> 00:39:23,653 I think the Bible's for everyone 539 00:39:23,737 --> 00:39:25,530 You're the professional here but, 540 00:39:25,614 --> 00:39:28,700 you know, the one with like, the shepherd 541 00:39:28,784 --> 00:39:31,244 and the lost sheep and he's like, 542 00:39:31,328 --> 00:39:33,997 here's a dude, he has 100 sheep 543 00:39:34,081 --> 00:39:38,335 One of 'em gets lost, and who wouldn't go get the lost sheep 544 00:39:39,378 --> 00:39:41,171 and leave the 99 behind? 545 00:39:41,254 --> 00:39:43,048 - You heard that one? - Yeah 546 00:39:43,131 --> 00:39:44,591 Well, that's a horrible idea 547 00:39:44,674 --> 00:39:47,344 if you're actually like, a shepard, right? 548 00:39:47,469 --> 00:39:50,180 You don't leave 99 to a giant wolf buffet 549 00:39:50,263 --> 00:39:52,891 to go find the other one unless 550 00:39:54,518 --> 00:39:57,979 you're that kind of shepherd, you know? 551 00:39:58,063 --> 00:40:00,065 - Yeah, but you know-- - It says, "He went 552 00:40:00,148 --> 00:40:02,234 and searched until it was found" 553 00:40:02,317 --> 00:40:05,529 Yeah, yeah, but, you know, it's our responsibility 554 00:40:05,612 --> 00:40:08,698 to come back to God You know, that's what the parable's about 555 00:40:08,782 --> 00:40:12,244 It's about us repenting and returning to God 556 00:40:12,327 --> 00:40:14,121 Exactly how does a sheep repent? 557 00:40:15,789 --> 00:40:19,292 Is it like "baaa", and in sheep that's like, "My bad, God" 558 00:40:19,376 --> 00:40:21,503 - It's not literal, it's a story - Oh 559 00:40:21,586 --> 00:40:23,880 I was hoping you were going to baa at me 560 00:40:24,714 --> 00:40:26,341 It seems that if you tell the story 561 00:40:26,425 --> 00:40:28,343 to a bunch of sinners, they might think 562 00:40:29,219 --> 00:40:31,221 the shepherd just keeps looking until found 563 00:40:31,304 --> 00:40:33,223 No, no, no, you're telling it to the sinners 564 00:40:33,306 --> 00:40:35,100 because you're trying to express to them 565 00:40:35,183 --> 00:40:37,686 that they need to repent and ask for forgiveness 566 00:40:39,563 --> 00:40:41,398 Turn from their sinful ways, you know, 567 00:40:41,481 --> 00:40:43,692 and, and then be welcomed back 568 00:40:44,693 --> 00:40:46,111 I, I guess 569 00:40:46,194 --> 00:40:47,779 I mean, he throws lots of parties 570 00:40:48,572 --> 00:40:50,782 He just has a party, and what's funny 571 00:40:50,866 --> 00:40:52,701 is it doesn't say it's a vegan party 572 00:40:52,784 --> 00:40:55,954 So he might've even ate one of the other sheep for the party 573 00:40:56,037 --> 00:40:57,414 What about the coin one? 574 00:40:57,497 --> 00:41:00,667 There's like, ten pieces of silver 575 00:41:00,750 --> 00:41:03,086 And this chick loses one 576 00:41:03,837 --> 00:41:06,131 And she, just like the shepherd says, 577 00:41:06,214 --> 00:41:09,801 I'm not going to bed till they're all found 578 00:41:09,885 --> 00:41:11,595 And she's like, sweep here, sweep there, 579 00:41:11,678 --> 00:41:13,972 sweep-ity sweep, sweep, sweep, and then she finds it 580 00:41:14,055 --> 00:41:15,807 And what's she do? Party 581 00:41:17,350 --> 00:41:18,685 What's with you and the parties? 582 00:41:18,768 --> 00:41:21,980 The coin was lost That's the point 583 00:41:22,063 --> 00:41:24,441 Well, I thought the point was God throws parties 584 00:41:24,524 --> 00:41:27,986 when every time something lost gets found 585 00:41:28,069 --> 00:41:30,864 No, no, no, no, the coin was lost, 586 00:41:30,947 --> 00:41:34,201 and now, after God seeking it, 587 00:41:34,284 --> 00:41:36,536 we can choose to come back to God 588 00:41:37,621 --> 00:41:40,373 And then maybe I guess, there's a party if you want I don't know 589 00:41:40,457 --> 00:41:43,376 Really feel like you're missing the party part 590 00:41:43,460 --> 00:41:46,171 Well, everything's not a party, Larry This is serious stuff, okay? 591 00:41:46,254 --> 00:41:47,797 This is life and death stuff 592 00:41:50,383 --> 00:41:52,385 So, so who's the shepherd? 593 00:41:53,428 --> 00:41:54,304 God 594 00:41:56,348 --> 00:41:57,933 So who's the chick with the broom? 595 00:41:58,683 --> 00:42:00,769 - Well, that's also God - Oh 596 00:42:01,937 --> 00:42:03,230 That could get you fired 597 00:42:04,773 --> 00:42:05,649 Um-- 598 00:42:07,192 --> 00:42:10,445 So, if everybody is like, lost, 599 00:42:11,238 --> 00:42:12,781 and they have to get found, 600 00:42:14,032 --> 00:42:19,579 then why does the third story begin with two very found sons? 601 00:42:19,663 --> 00:42:23,708 Like, so found, I guess they were conceived that way 602 00:42:25,377 --> 00:42:26,795 We're all sinners, Larry 603 00:42:26,878 --> 00:42:29,172 We all need to be found, we all need to be saved 604 00:42:30,090 --> 00:42:33,593 Yeah, but, I agree we're all sinners 605 00:42:33,677 --> 00:42:35,178 That seems to be 606 00:42:36,137 --> 00:42:40,100 uh, the easiest little bit of the game you're spitting to believe 607 00:42:40,183 --> 00:42:43,144 But why, 608 00:42:43,228 --> 00:42:45,939 why is sin the thing 609 00:42:46,022 --> 00:42:47,899 that's like most true about you? 610 00:42:47,983 --> 00:42:50,819 Like, isn't the most true thing about the prodigal son 611 00:42:50,902 --> 00:42:55,115 who his dad is and not the situation he gets in? 612 00:42:56,866 --> 00:42:58,660 He's always the son 613 00:42:58,743 --> 00:43:00,620 I don't know, I guess I hadn't thought of it like that 614 00:43:00,704 --> 00:43:03,707 'Cause like, he's sitting there feeding pigs 615 00:43:03,790 --> 00:43:06,793 And he thinks, "Maybe I can be a servant" 616 00:43:06,876 --> 00:43:10,380 But the dad's like, finally you're coming home 617 00:43:10,463 --> 00:43:11,923 We should have a pa-- 618 00:43:12,007 --> 00:43:14,926 Don't say it, Cleo might get upset, party 619 00:43:16,094 --> 00:43:17,637 You know what I mean? 620 00:43:17,721 --> 00:43:20,932 That could be like, high-quality new material 621 00:43:21,641 --> 00:43:23,602 I don't think I need any new material 622 00:43:24,311 --> 00:43:25,186 I don't know 623 00:43:26,271 --> 00:43:28,982 - Ask me to give you a pitch - What pitch? 624 00:43:30,275 --> 00:43:32,652 Oh, my goodness, I thought we were friends 625 00:43:32,736 --> 00:43:36,573 - You don't even remember like, just a little bit ago? - So you got a pitch now? 626 00:43:36,656 --> 00:43:39,034 - Yeah - Is that what you're telling me, you've come up with a pitch? 627 00:43:39,117 --> 00:43:41,161 - Yeah, no I'm just trying to-- - Alright let's hear it Let's hear it 628 00:43:41,244 --> 00:43:43,872 - I'm going to rock it like JC - Alright, come on bring it 629 00:43:43,955 --> 00:43:46,583 Everybody is important 630 00:43:46,666 --> 00:43:50,378 If you're a lost sheep or a lost coin, 631 00:43:50,462 --> 00:43:52,839 or even an angsty little teenager who's like, 632 00:43:52,922 --> 00:43:55,050 screw you, dad, I'm going to take your money 633 00:43:55,133 --> 00:43:57,552 Like no, God's throwing a party 634 00:43:57,636 --> 00:44:00,597 and it don't start until all are there 635 00:44:00,722 --> 00:44:03,266 Everybody, so do you want to party, Larry? 636 00:44:03,350 --> 00:44:06,519 In fact, let's party in White Lightning 637 00:44:06,603 --> 00:44:09,981 'Cause I think we're going to have a great road trip 638 00:44:10,065 --> 00:44:12,567 Me, you, and guess who? 639 00:44:13,401 --> 00:44:14,444 JC 640 00:44:16,029 --> 00:44:18,073 I think you need to work on your pitch 641 00:44:42,472 --> 00:44:44,432 One, two, three 642 00:45:04,744 --> 00:45:06,246 Five, buddy 643 00:45:17,507 --> 00:45:18,883 Here she is 644 00:45:18,967 --> 00:45:21,386 Check it, Jabez, this is White Lightning 645 00:45:21,469 --> 00:45:24,431 Whoa, looks like you need to enlarge your territory, 646 00:45:24,514 --> 00:45:26,766 stretch out your tent and strike-- 647 00:45:26,850 --> 00:45:28,226 Hey, who the hell is this? 648 00:45:28,309 --> 00:45:30,687 This is Jabez, our savior 649 00:45:30,812 --> 00:45:34,107 The mechanic, my new friend 650 00:45:34,190 --> 00:45:36,234 You obviously know how lucky it is 651 00:45:36,317 --> 00:45:37,652 to have me as a new friend 652 00:45:37,736 --> 00:45:40,363 Now this, this guy Cleo, 653 00:45:40,447 --> 00:45:43,533 he's the one with the sweet bike I told you about Check it 654 00:45:44,284 --> 00:45:45,785 Wow, beep, beep 655 00:45:45,869 --> 00:45:47,120 Please be careful with that 656 00:45:47,203 --> 00:45:48,913 That is really something special 657 00:45:48,997 --> 00:45:50,582 Oh yeah 658 00:45:50,665 --> 00:45:53,001 Here we go, camping time 659 00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:56,629 New friends, good drinks 660 00:45:58,882 --> 00:46:00,717 - I thank you - Let's rock it 661 00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:03,219 So are you going to fix the van while you're here? 662 00:46:03,303 --> 00:46:06,723 Oh yeah, absolutely 'Cause Saturday nights I wander around and I look for work 663 00:46:06,848 --> 00:46:08,391 Then what are you doing here? 664 00:46:08,475 --> 00:46:10,602 Can't you just make a friend? 665 00:46:10,685 --> 00:46:14,230 It's like, we're camping and stuff 666 00:46:14,314 --> 00:46:16,941 - And what are you wearing? - My beer-go 667 00:46:19,402 --> 00:46:20,403 You want one? 668 00:46:21,613 --> 00:46:23,031 No thanks 669 00:46:23,740 --> 00:46:27,160 Alright Remember, sharing is caring 670 00:46:27,952 --> 00:46:29,287 You like fish? 671 00:46:32,165 --> 00:46:34,334 It looks weird with their eyes all sticking out, 672 00:46:34,417 --> 00:46:36,169 bugging at you 673 00:46:36,252 --> 00:46:38,755 It seems a little offensive just to chomp on something 674 00:46:38,838 --> 00:46:41,508 just sitting there staring at you and such 675 00:46:41,591 --> 00:46:43,343 - You want to eat, don't you? - No, I mean, 676 00:46:43,426 --> 00:46:45,887 I'm not going to say I'm not going to eat it 677 00:46:45,970 --> 00:46:48,723 Well, friends, it is a custom of mine 678 00:46:48,807 --> 00:46:51,184 to play a little game, a get-to-know-you game 679 00:46:51,267 --> 00:46:54,229 - A question game of sorts - Not this again 680 00:46:54,312 --> 00:46:56,356 What do you mean, this again? 681 00:46:56,439 --> 00:46:59,192 Think of all the things we learned about each other 682 00:46:59,275 --> 00:47:01,194 Our burgeoning friendship was formed 683 00:47:01,277 --> 00:47:04,280 over just answering a few simple questions 684 00:47:04,364 --> 00:47:07,450 And that was your dull personality 685 00:47:07,534 --> 00:47:10,745 We have a very interesting new friend here 686 00:47:10,829 --> 00:47:13,248 - Mr Personality, you might say - Yeah 687 00:47:13,331 --> 00:47:15,166 - That's what I'm talking about - Oh, God 688 00:47:15,250 --> 00:47:17,794 I asked him if he wanted to party, he said, 689 00:47:17,919 --> 00:47:19,921 "It's the weekend, I'm not working" 690 00:47:20,004 --> 00:47:22,298 I asked you if you wanted to go for a road trip 691 00:47:22,382 --> 00:47:24,008 and you're like 692 00:47:24,092 --> 00:47:26,803 When you were young, Jabez, 693 00:47:26,886 --> 00:47:28,680 what did you want to be when you grew up? 694 00:47:28,763 --> 00:47:30,515 Well I wanted to be a fireman, of course 695 00:47:30,598 --> 00:47:32,225 Isn't that what everybody wants to be? 696 00:47:32,308 --> 00:47:34,394 I mean, look at me I'd fit the part, wouldn't I? 697 00:47:34,477 --> 00:47:36,437 - Hell yeah, you would - I'd go save some lives 698 00:47:36,521 --> 00:47:38,690 Save some little babies 699 00:47:38,773 --> 00:47:40,817 Make their mommies real happy 700 00:47:40,900 --> 00:47:42,986 Yeah, what about you, Cleo? 701 00:47:44,404 --> 00:47:46,531 Did you want to save souls or something? 702 00:47:47,782 --> 00:47:51,494 No, I mean, I guess I wanted to be an architect 703 00:47:51,578 --> 00:47:52,829 What's with your personality? 704 00:47:52,954 --> 00:47:55,498 Why are we so open and outgoing 705 00:47:55,582 --> 00:47:57,292 and what are you, a Republican? 706 00:47:57,375 --> 00:47:58,751 What, what do you mean? 707 00:47:58,835 --> 00:48:00,211 What kind of a question? 708 00:48:00,295 --> 00:48:01,629 I haven't even met you and you sit down 709 00:48:01,713 --> 00:48:02,797 and start asking me these weird questions 710 00:48:02,881 --> 00:48:04,173 What do you want me to do for ya? 711 00:48:04,257 --> 00:48:05,758 I want you to fix the van 712 00:48:05,842 --> 00:48:08,303 Tell him why you were being all like, 713 00:48:08,386 --> 00:48:11,389 "Oh, I'm upset, I've got to go on a bike ride" 714 00:48:11,472 --> 00:48:13,141 - Tell him - Sounds like you're on a bit 715 00:48:13,224 --> 00:48:14,559 of a victim trip right now 716 00:48:14,642 --> 00:48:17,437 Oh, poor me, my bike, my van 717 00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:18,855 He got axed, but he's not wanting 718 00:48:18,938 --> 00:48:20,273 to talk about it that way 719 00:48:20,356 --> 00:48:22,692 Oh, he's a miserable son of a bitch? 720 00:48:22,775 --> 00:48:27,155 No, no, no, this is just a speed bump on life's journey 721 00:48:27,238 --> 00:48:29,073 - I see - And so he thought he would 722 00:48:29,157 --> 00:48:30,617 torture two fish in the fire 723 00:48:32,327 --> 00:48:34,370 You know, I'm trying to help you eat 724 00:48:34,454 --> 00:48:35,830 Quit your whining 725 00:48:35,914 --> 00:48:37,874 Ah, the great provider's here 726 00:48:37,999 --> 00:48:39,375 I don't see you doing anything either 727 00:48:39,459 --> 00:48:41,085 We're all so thankful 728 00:48:41,169 --> 00:48:44,547 What do you most enjoy or miss about being single? 729 00:48:44,631 --> 00:48:46,716 Spreading my talent throughout the world 730 00:48:49,135 --> 00:48:51,220 Oh, man, what are you doing? You're killing me with this smoke 731 00:48:51,304 --> 00:48:53,598 - You okay? - You're killing me 732 00:48:53,681 --> 00:48:54,891 Is it the fish, or what? 733 00:48:55,016 --> 00:48:57,518 You're like, wussing out about smoke? 734 00:48:57,602 --> 00:48:59,771 Well, you know, I'm sensitive over here 735 00:48:59,854 --> 00:49:01,898 Jabez is not feeling too good 736 00:49:02,023 --> 00:49:04,275 - Hold on, hold on I'll get some water - Oh, you're killing me 737 00:49:04,359 --> 00:49:06,194 - Is it the fish? - Flush your eyes out 738 00:49:06,277 --> 00:49:07,820 Flush his eyes out? 739 00:49:07,904 --> 00:49:11,199 Look, if this is serious, I've watched TV 740 00:49:11,282 --> 00:49:14,327 I know how the holy workers do this 741 00:49:14,410 --> 00:49:15,995 Just let me prepare 742 00:49:16,871 --> 00:49:19,332 Stand up, Jabez 743 00:49:24,337 --> 00:49:27,173 Okay Yeah, that was helpful 744 00:49:27,256 --> 00:49:29,342 You see that? 745 00:49:29,425 --> 00:49:31,803 I healed him, I healed him 746 00:49:56,619 --> 00:49:57,578 I can't see 747 00:50:01,124 --> 00:50:02,166 Larry? 748 00:50:04,002 --> 00:50:05,128 Larry? 749 00:50:06,129 --> 00:50:07,088 Larry? 750 00:50:08,923 --> 00:50:10,883 Ha 751 00:50:10,967 --> 00:50:12,301 Be healed 752 00:50:51,424 --> 00:50:52,383 What are you doing? 753 00:50:52,467 --> 00:50:54,469 - Spritzing - Oh, man 754 00:50:56,345 --> 00:50:59,932 - And slipping - What? 755 00:51:00,016 --> 00:51:01,476 Spritzing and slipping 756 00:51:01,559 --> 00:51:05,646 You spray them each day, it keeps the stench away 757 00:51:06,647 --> 00:51:10,485 - Alright - Then why do you smell so bad? Huh? 758 00:51:12,278 --> 00:51:14,030 It's Sunday, let's get ready 759 00:51:14,155 --> 00:51:16,324 - I found us a church - What? 760 00:51:16,407 --> 00:51:17,492 I found us a church 761 00:51:17,575 --> 00:51:19,869 It's a worshiping institution 762 00:51:19,952 --> 00:51:22,121 with a sanctuary and the people and the hymns 763 00:51:22,205 --> 00:51:24,749 and the singing and the songs and the preaching 764 00:51:28,044 --> 00:51:30,880 I thought you'd want to go to church, Cleo 765 00:51:30,963 --> 00:51:34,217 Come on, get dressed, holy man Let's ride 766 00:51:39,889 --> 00:51:41,724 Man, it's hot out here 767 00:51:41,808 --> 00:51:45,019 Hey, do everything without complaining 768 00:51:46,854 --> 00:51:48,189 Are we almost there? 769 00:51:48,272 --> 00:51:51,067 Yeah, it's you know, up there, 770 00:51:51,734 --> 00:51:54,403 yonder, around and stuff 771 00:51:54,487 --> 00:51:56,614 - You have no idea where we're going, do you? - I know exactly 772 00:51:56,697 --> 00:52:00,493 where we're going and we'll be there at the appointed time 773 00:52:02,787 --> 00:52:04,455 You don't trust me? 774 00:52:04,539 --> 00:52:06,082 I have to trust you at least a little bit 775 00:52:06,207 --> 00:52:09,418 I know I mean, what kind of sane, 776 00:52:09,502 --> 00:52:13,256 like good, talented, integrity-filled youth minister 777 00:52:13,339 --> 00:52:15,675 would spend the night with some dude with a beard 778 00:52:15,758 --> 00:52:17,426 in a van if he didn't trust him? 779 00:52:17,510 --> 00:52:20,263 That would be a horrible example for all those teenagers 780 00:52:22,265 --> 00:52:26,602 Just saying I saw that brown suitcase in there last night 781 00:52:26,686 --> 00:52:31,274 What's up with that? I mean, you got all your clothes hanging up in the van 782 00:52:31,357 --> 00:52:33,943 - I've never seen you use it, what's in there? - Uh-- 783 00:52:34,944 --> 00:52:37,280 It's just a bunch of stuff 784 00:52:38,072 --> 00:52:40,199 Uh, my mom sent it to me 785 00:52:40,283 --> 00:52:43,369 It's like, trinkets and things from my dad 786 00:52:43,452 --> 00:52:46,038 Are you going to give 'em back or? 787 00:52:46,122 --> 00:52:48,499 No, it's complicated Like-- 788 00:52:48,583 --> 00:52:52,128 - He died two weeks ago and then-- - Two weeks ago? 789 00:52:52,837 --> 00:52:53,713 Yeah 790 00:52:54,463 --> 00:52:57,133 I mean, I haven't talked to him for a long time 791 00:52:57,258 --> 00:53:00,511 And then mom sends me this letter 792 00:53:00,595 --> 00:53:03,639 And she's like, your dad died 793 00:53:05,057 --> 00:53:07,894 I really hope you could do this for me 794 00:53:08,603 --> 00:53:10,980 And like, take these things, 795 00:53:11,063 --> 00:53:12,690 go back to where the memories are, 796 00:53:12,773 --> 00:53:14,734 and maybe you two can work it out 797 00:53:14,817 --> 00:53:17,153 Even though he's not there to go with you 798 00:53:17,236 --> 00:53:19,822 Which is kind of like, I don't know 799 00:53:20,656 --> 00:53:23,075 But I didn't want to tell my mom no 800 00:53:23,159 --> 00:53:24,493 - So-- - Yeah, I get that 801 00:53:24,577 --> 00:53:25,828 I'm off to Edmond 802 00:53:25,912 --> 00:53:27,371 - That sucks - Two weeks? 803 00:53:28,873 --> 00:53:29,790 Yeah 804 00:53:32,335 --> 00:53:35,254 I got nothing, man, I don't know what to say Sorry 805 00:53:46,515 --> 00:53:48,100 I'm glad you're with me, Cleo 806 00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:55,691 - Well, well, well, Cleo What do you think? - Not bad 807 00:53:55,775 --> 00:53:57,443 - A church - Where'd you find it? 808 00:53:57,526 --> 00:54:00,071 Well, Jabez and I were talking, and he had that like, 809 00:54:00,154 --> 00:54:04,325 one hot cousin She sings in the choir 810 00:54:04,408 --> 00:54:05,451 And then, uh 811 00:54:06,327 --> 00:54:08,204 There's a potluck after church 812 00:54:08,287 --> 00:54:09,830 - Oh, my God - I love fried chicken 813 00:54:09,914 --> 00:54:11,499 Oh, hey, did you see that? Are you jealous? 814 00:54:11,582 --> 00:54:12,875 Why would I be jealous of that? 815 00:54:12,959 --> 00:54:14,418 It's not rusted out 816 00:54:14,502 --> 00:54:15,878 I'm assuming it runs 817 00:54:15,962 --> 00:54:18,005 Speaking of running, 818 00:54:18,089 --> 00:54:21,550 - I'm going to have to hit the porcelain prayer time - - What? 819 00:54:23,302 --> 00:54:25,721 Excuse me, excuse me, got to go 820 00:54:31,769 --> 00:54:34,230 - Whew - Oh geez, Larry 821 00:54:34,355 --> 00:54:36,482 - That stinks - I rocked it 822 00:54:37,566 --> 00:54:40,319 Hey, when did we eat corn? 823 00:54:42,321 --> 00:54:43,906 We didn't eat corn, we had fish last night 824 00:54:43,990 --> 00:54:45,408 - Wait, wait, you looked? - Yeah 825 00:54:45,491 --> 00:54:48,286 - Golden nugget surprise, man - Oof 826 00:54:49,078 --> 00:54:51,455 Are you feeling okay? 827 00:54:51,539 --> 00:54:55,626 Yeah You don't know this, but you drink it, 828 00:54:55,710 --> 00:54:58,337 you drop it, and then you rock it New day 829 00:55:06,053 --> 00:55:10,558 - So when was the last time you were in a church? - Yeah, it's been a few 830 00:55:10,641 --> 00:55:13,227 So when was the last time? 831 00:55:15,521 --> 00:55:20,067 Um October 21st, 2009 832 00:55:21,902 --> 00:55:24,030 Wow, that's really specific 833 00:55:24,822 --> 00:55:28,242 - What happened then? - Next question, Cleo 834 00:55:31,329 --> 00:55:34,915 - Hey Larry What was your favorite song? - The last one 835 00:55:37,001 --> 00:55:38,586 - Sorry about that - That's okay 836 00:55:41,839 --> 00:55:43,632 I'm just pissed off 837 00:55:44,717 --> 00:55:46,677 All that crap about my dad, bringing him up 838 00:55:46,761 --> 00:55:48,596 before I have to go to a church 839 00:55:48,679 --> 00:55:50,348 And then I had to go to a church 840 00:55:52,099 --> 00:55:56,312 - Have you thought about where you're plannin' on steppin'? - What do you mean? 841 00:55:56,395 --> 00:55:58,230 - What do you mean steppin'? I'm steppin'-- - The preacher 842 00:55:58,314 --> 00:56:00,941 You going to take a step out on faith 843 00:56:01,025 --> 00:56:03,569 - for the glory of God? - I don't know 844 00:56:03,652 --> 00:56:05,321 I thought he was talking to you 845 00:56:05,404 --> 00:56:06,447 - Why? - All that stuff 846 00:56:06,530 --> 00:56:07,573 with your dad, man 847 00:56:07,656 --> 00:56:11,160 What, did my mom call you? 848 00:56:11,243 --> 00:56:12,578 Yeah, we were talking back there 849 00:56:12,661 --> 00:56:14,705 Did she want me to step out on faith? 850 00:56:14,789 --> 00:56:15,664 Yeah 851 00:56:15,748 --> 00:56:17,500 She would 852 00:56:18,209 --> 00:56:20,836 She's not nearly annoying as my dad 853 00:56:22,338 --> 00:56:24,465 But how 'about this, Cleo? 854 00:56:25,466 --> 00:56:29,929 I take a step out in faith, for the glory of God, of course 855 00:56:33,182 --> 00:56:34,141 And you do, too 856 00:56:35,976 --> 00:56:37,561 I don't know, I think spending some time 857 00:56:37,645 --> 00:56:39,146 with you in your van is a pretty big step 858 00:56:39,230 --> 00:56:40,481 No, no, no, on something else 859 00:56:40,564 --> 00:56:42,775 Maybe, 860 00:56:42,858 --> 00:56:44,944 I don't know, what's something you've never done before? 861 00:56:45,027 --> 00:56:46,695 There's a lot of things I haven't done before 862 00:56:46,779 --> 00:56:49,198 Uh Are you still a virgin? 863 00:56:49,281 --> 00:56:53,077 - No, not with me - Next, next topic 864 00:56:53,160 --> 00:56:55,746 Have you done a keg stand? 865 00:56:56,831 --> 00:56:58,332 No, I haven't done a keg stand 866 00:56:59,708 --> 00:57:01,836 Hey, when you stub your toe, what do you say? 867 00:57:03,379 --> 00:57:05,005 I don't know 868 00:57:05,089 --> 00:57:08,342 Shit, shit is the correct answer here 869 00:57:09,093 --> 00:57:12,263 If you give me a high-quality shit, 870 00:57:12,346 --> 00:57:14,515 I'll give a shit about my dead dad, 871 00:57:14,598 --> 00:57:19,353 and I'll let you finish our little journey to Edmond 872 00:57:21,230 --> 00:57:22,106 Shit 873 00:57:23,232 --> 00:57:25,776 Oh, no Yeah, that's really-- 874 00:57:26,944 --> 00:57:31,949 - I would think, just saying, with all your Jesus repression - What do you want me to do? 875 00:57:32,032 --> 00:57:34,368 - I just did it - I need a high-quality shit 876 00:57:34,452 --> 00:57:37,204 That's like a step out on, yeah, give it to me 877 00:57:38,622 --> 00:57:40,207 Come on 878 00:57:40,291 --> 00:57:41,959 Do it, I believe in you 879 00:57:42,042 --> 00:57:44,044 Take a step out in faith 880 00:57:44,128 --> 00:57:45,838 You know what I mean? 881 00:57:45,921 --> 00:57:46,797 Shit 882 00:57:48,215 --> 00:57:49,341 Oh yeah 883 00:57:50,926 --> 00:57:53,721 - Is that good enough for you? - That's what I'm talking about, yes 884 00:57:53,804 --> 00:57:57,266 Alright now, let's go for the big one, the doozy 885 00:57:57,349 --> 00:57:59,143 The F-Bomb, right here, 886 00:57:59,226 --> 00:58:00,519 - right now - Nah, no, forget it 887 00:58:00,603 --> 00:58:01,854 - Taking steps - Forget it 888 00:58:01,937 --> 00:58:03,063 Come on, don't be a quitter 889 00:58:03,147 --> 00:58:05,191 I'm not doing that, Larry 890 00:58:05,274 --> 00:58:07,902 - What is your problem? - It's just words 891 00:58:07,985 --> 00:58:10,070 I don't know what your dad did to you, 892 00:58:10,154 --> 00:58:12,448 that's making you want to play these stupid mind games with me, 893 00:58:12,573 --> 00:58:15,618 but I'm not going to play along Enough 894 00:58:17,286 --> 00:58:18,287 Fuck 895 00:58:20,581 --> 00:58:22,708 You feel better? 896 00:58:22,791 --> 00:58:23,792 I bet it does 897 00:58:23,876 --> 00:58:25,669 You feel great, don't you, Cleo? 898 00:58:39,767 --> 00:58:41,101 How you doing, Cleo? 899 00:58:42,520 --> 00:58:43,395 I'm alright 900 00:58:47,525 --> 00:58:48,776 Today was a doozy, 901 00:58:49,693 --> 00:58:53,822 but tomorrow, 902 00:58:55,533 --> 00:58:58,869 White Lightning's fixed, and we're out of here 903 00:59:00,371 --> 00:59:01,497 To somewhere 904 00:59:10,214 --> 00:59:12,633 You know how I said yesterday 905 00:59:12,716 --> 00:59:16,262 that I thought that the church did the right thing 906 00:59:16,345 --> 00:59:18,013 - Yeah - by giving me two weeks 907 00:59:18,097 --> 00:59:19,306 to think about 908 00:59:20,891 --> 00:59:22,476 my commitment to 909 00:59:23,644 --> 00:59:26,397 the Faith Statement and blah blah blah 910 00:59:28,274 --> 00:59:31,151 I don't know, I-- maybe they're wrong 911 00:59:32,570 --> 00:59:33,445 Maybe 912 00:59:34,905 --> 00:59:37,491 maybe I did do the right thing 913 00:59:40,202 --> 00:59:41,078 Maybe 914 00:59:43,789 --> 00:59:45,082 I don't know 915 00:59:47,334 --> 00:59:49,169 That's a big question 916 00:59:53,674 --> 00:59:54,550 Just, 917 00:59:55,634 --> 00:59:57,553 it's got to be more 918 00:59:57,636 --> 01:00:00,764 than just believing the right things 919 01:00:03,183 --> 01:00:04,018 You know? 920 01:00:04,101 --> 01:00:06,020 I don't even know what-- 921 01:00:06,103 --> 01:00:08,480 I don't even know what I believe anymore 922 01:00:10,190 --> 01:00:11,066 I mean, 923 01:00:11,817 --> 01:00:14,778 I feel like I'm doing the right thing 924 01:00:14,862 --> 01:00:16,238 I just don't know 925 01:00:18,699 --> 01:00:19,575 It's-- 926 01:00:20,701 --> 01:00:23,537 It's got to be more than just getting saved, right? 927 01:00:23,621 --> 01:00:24,496 Like, 928 01:00:25,372 --> 01:00:29,251 why is it always about us having to ask for forgiveness? 929 01:00:30,377 --> 01:00:31,253 Yeah 930 01:00:34,965 --> 01:00:36,175 I don't know 931 01:00:38,177 --> 01:00:39,053 You know, 932 01:00:42,848 --> 01:00:46,352 there's some real shitty things that happen 933 01:00:46,435 --> 01:00:49,480 And saying that it's all God's plan, 934 01:00:50,606 --> 01:00:52,358 it just doesn't work anymore 935 01:00:53,651 --> 01:00:55,611 I mean, think about that girl, right? 936 01:00:57,196 --> 01:00:59,239 Think about how hard it would be 937 01:01:00,949 --> 01:01:04,912 to say that to someone, to your family, to your community 938 01:01:07,831 --> 01:01:10,626 And then to have them reject you, 939 01:01:11,585 --> 01:01:14,755 turn you away, and say that you're not important, 940 01:01:14,838 --> 01:01:15,881 you're not loved 941 01:01:15,964 --> 01:01:18,550 They all didn't, Cleo 942 01:01:18,634 --> 01:01:19,927 You were there 943 01:01:20,803 --> 01:01:21,762 I'm not there now 944 01:01:23,138 --> 01:01:26,183 How do you know what the right thing to do is? 945 01:01:27,601 --> 01:01:29,478 I figure if I'm going to be friends 946 01:01:29,561 --> 01:01:32,022 with a minister, it's at least one 947 01:01:32,106 --> 01:01:34,942 that is hung up on good questions like this 948 01:01:35,025 --> 01:01:36,902 I've met enough of 'em to know 949 01:01:36,985 --> 01:01:39,655 that they could just repeat the shit they were told, 950 01:01:39,738 --> 01:01:43,117 over and over and over again, 951 01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:45,994 and then not even pay attention 952 01:01:46,078 --> 01:01:49,707 to the fact that their unexamined questions 953 01:01:50,749 --> 01:01:53,419 actually lead to people hurting themselves, 954 01:01:53,502 --> 01:01:55,754 hating themselves, denying themselves, 955 01:01:55,838 --> 01:01:58,132 and wondering whether or not they really matter 956 01:01:58,215 --> 01:01:59,508 Look, dude, 957 01:02:00,509 --> 01:02:03,470 one of the reasons I'm just so pissed off today 958 01:02:05,931 --> 01:02:08,058 is 'cause my dad did that to me 959 01:02:08,142 --> 01:02:10,686 And I 960 01:02:11,812 --> 01:02:15,774 He was an asshole and always added God on 961 01:02:15,858 --> 01:02:18,986 to the end of the sentence as if it made sense 962 01:02:19,903 --> 01:02:21,196 And you know what? 963 01:02:21,280 --> 01:02:24,533 They are just like, screw you, Cleo 964 01:02:24,616 --> 01:02:27,953 But there's one girl who didn't get thrown under the bus 965 01:02:28,036 --> 01:02:30,247 because you loved her, I think that's great 966 01:02:30,330 --> 01:02:33,000 And honestly, I don't know what God has to do with it, 967 01:02:33,083 --> 01:02:35,586 but God should start supporting people 968 01:02:35,669 --> 01:02:38,005 who care about like, 969 01:02:38,088 --> 01:02:42,801 just these people becoming adults that have questions 970 01:02:42,885 --> 01:02:45,095 I don't think it should be that big of a deal 971 01:02:45,179 --> 01:02:48,015 And I'm sorry if this is like, flimsy or something, 972 01:02:48,098 --> 01:02:51,894 but honestly, dude, I rarely respect a human 973 01:02:52,978 --> 01:02:54,271 And I like you 974 01:02:55,314 --> 01:02:56,190 And if-- 975 01:02:58,525 --> 01:03:01,737 If I was gonna go to a church every week, 976 01:03:02,696 --> 01:03:06,158 not once every seven or eight years, 977 01:03:06,241 --> 01:03:08,619 and my daughter had a youth minister, 978 01:03:08,702 --> 01:03:10,245 I'd be glad it was you 979 01:03:11,538 --> 01:03:13,248 Questions, doubts, 980 01:03:15,542 --> 01:03:16,585 emo vibe and all 981 01:03:20,881 --> 01:03:22,716 Pretty surprised to hear you talk about God so much, 982 01:03:22,800 --> 01:03:24,551 especially after earlier today 983 01:03:25,260 --> 01:03:28,222 I have no problems with God 984 01:03:28,305 --> 01:03:32,184 I guess I'm not sure she's a Christian 985 01:03:32,267 --> 01:03:33,977 I'm not sure I am 986 01:03:34,895 --> 01:03:36,939 Well, if you're not, 987 01:03:37,022 --> 01:03:38,941 that tanker's going down fast 988 01:03:39,024 --> 01:03:41,068 My dad was an asshole about this 989 01:03:41,151 --> 01:03:44,738 Like, if you had a question about God, 990 01:03:44,822 --> 01:03:47,115 then he had a question about whether or not you belonged 991 01:03:47,199 --> 01:03:49,743 in the family and should even be there 992 01:03:49,827 --> 01:03:52,746 "Larry, this is a Christian home, 993 01:03:52,830 --> 01:03:57,125 and in a Christian home, questions and doubts 994 01:03:57,209 --> 01:03:58,544 are not accepted" 995 01:04:00,671 --> 01:04:02,631 See, if you were my youth minister, 996 01:04:02,714 --> 01:04:05,968 it might've gone down differently 997 01:04:06,051 --> 01:04:10,013 I can't answer the questions that they're asking 998 01:04:10,097 --> 01:04:11,682 What am I supposed to do when they come to me 999 01:04:11,765 --> 01:04:13,475 with these real questions about life? 1000 01:04:13,559 --> 01:04:16,019 And I don't have any answers 1001 01:04:17,187 --> 01:04:18,814 I don't know 1002 01:04:18,939 --> 01:04:21,441 Well, what if life isn't about 1003 01:04:21,525 --> 01:04:24,027 having the right answers all the time? 1004 01:04:24,111 --> 01:04:26,947 What if it's just about asking better questions? 1005 01:04:27,030 --> 01:04:29,616 I think we got to separate who God is 1006 01:04:29,700 --> 01:04:32,244 from what happens in our life 1007 01:04:32,327 --> 01:04:34,496 Life is sometimes arbitrary 1008 01:04:34,580 --> 01:04:37,916 Stupid, horrible things just happen 1009 01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:41,253 And that doesn't mean that it's just a picture 1010 01:04:41,336 --> 01:04:42,754 of who God is 1011 01:04:42,838 --> 01:04:45,299 Life is arbitrary, God isn't 1012 01:04:45,382 --> 01:04:47,342 And so we have to have questions 1013 01:04:47,426 --> 01:04:49,678 We just have to ask questions 1014 01:04:49,761 --> 01:04:55,017 If God is going to be good and loving and real and involved 1015 01:04:55,100 --> 01:04:57,185 So let me ask you something 1016 01:04:57,269 --> 01:04:58,937 Are you going to do this? 1017 01:04:59,021 --> 01:05:01,106 Are you going to take all this stuff, 1018 01:05:01,189 --> 01:05:02,858 the experiences you had with your dad, 1019 01:05:02,983 --> 01:05:05,110 memories, places you've been, 1020 01:05:05,193 --> 01:05:06,862 are you going to go on this trip? 1021 01:05:06,945 --> 01:05:09,281 Are you going to do this? 1022 01:05:09,364 --> 01:05:12,409 I don't know how this is going to go 1023 01:05:14,703 --> 01:05:17,497 But if you and White Lightning want to roll, 1024 01:05:17,581 --> 01:05:19,875 - we can do it - I'll go with you 1025 01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:23,837 I mean, I wouldn't have trusted you except, 1026 01:05:23,921 --> 01:05:26,298 now don't hear this as too big of a compliment, 1027 01:05:26,381 --> 01:05:28,508 I don't need this brought up again later 1028 01:05:28,592 --> 01:05:32,512 But I've been present for a number of people's first F-Bomb 1029 01:05:32,596 --> 01:05:34,890 and yours was pretty legit 1030 01:05:35,015 --> 01:05:38,226 Like, you flipped the whole thing around 1031 01:05:38,310 --> 01:05:41,271 And then like, you dropped an F-Bomb 1032 01:05:41,355 --> 01:05:44,232 like it was your favorite curse word 1033 01:05:44,316 --> 01:05:49,154 You're like, I'm flipping the script and fuck, fuck, fuck Like that 1034 01:05:49,237 --> 01:05:51,239 - It felt so good - I won't tell Jesus 1035 01:05:53,200 --> 01:05:54,493 He's always watching 1036 01:05:55,661 --> 01:05:58,288 Well, I hope he wasn't watching then 1037 01:05:58,372 --> 01:05:59,998 You're on a roll 1038 01:06:01,083 --> 01:06:03,335 A roll of firsts tonight 1039 01:06:05,879 --> 01:06:07,255 And I don't know 1040 01:06:08,548 --> 01:06:10,926 necessarily if the Lord provided 1041 01:06:12,928 --> 01:06:14,262 The Lord provided what? 1042 01:06:15,305 --> 01:06:17,808 A way for you to continue your roll of firsts 1043 01:06:18,850 --> 01:06:20,686 What do you mean my roll of firsts? 1044 01:06:20,769 --> 01:06:23,355 - Like, to roll - What are you talking about? 1045 01:06:23,438 --> 01:06:25,691 Oh, my God, Christians 1046 01:06:35,867 --> 01:06:37,703 Oh, man, what is this? 1047 01:06:38,412 --> 01:06:40,372 Is that what this is? 1048 01:06:40,455 --> 01:06:42,040 Where did you get this? 1049 01:06:42,124 --> 01:06:43,542 You're the cutest youth minister 1050 01:06:43,625 --> 01:06:45,335 - I've ever met - Oh, my God 1051 01:06:45,419 --> 01:06:47,629 So cute, and that's why-- 1052 01:06:47,713 --> 01:06:49,297 Is that my Bible? 1053 01:06:49,381 --> 01:06:50,841 - Maybe - Did you take that 1054 01:06:50,924 --> 01:06:52,259 out of my bag again? 1055 01:06:52,342 --> 01:06:53,552 So, 1056 01:06:54,386 --> 01:06:59,516 you know, there's this page with the, man shall not lay 1057 01:06:59,599 --> 01:07:02,060 with another man like he lays with a woman, 1058 01:07:02,144 --> 01:07:05,564 abomination thing It's an excellent selection 1059 01:07:05,647 --> 01:07:07,774 Selection for what? 1060 01:07:07,858 --> 01:07:10,736 - What, what are you doing? - For our rolling paper 1061 01:07:10,819 --> 01:07:12,404 What? No, no, no, no, no 1062 01:07:12,487 --> 01:07:14,823 - Put that back - Puff, puff pass Leviticus 1063 01:07:14,906 --> 01:07:16,366 No, no, no, no, leave that alone, man 1064 01:07:16,450 --> 01:07:17,325 Come on 1065 01:07:18,493 --> 01:07:20,120 - Ow - Did you tear that out? 1066 01:07:20,203 --> 01:07:21,955 Don't ask, don't tell 1067 01:08:36,446 --> 01:08:37,531 Jabez, 1068 01:08:38,740 --> 01:08:41,618 any chance I could get your help 1069 01:08:41,701 --> 01:08:43,286 - you know, moving him? - You realize I'll be 1070 01:08:43,370 --> 01:08:45,705 - adding this to your bill? - I'm not surprised 1071 01:08:48,625 --> 01:08:51,044 If you grab his feet 1072 01:08:51,128 --> 01:08:53,588 Touch his nasty-ass feet 1073 01:08:57,425 --> 01:09:00,220 Let's try it like this 1074 01:09:01,972 --> 01:09:03,765 Alright, maybe not 1075 01:09:05,183 --> 01:09:06,726 Come on, you're a big boy 1076 01:09:06,810 --> 01:09:09,563 Oh yeah, that looks comfortable 1077 01:09:09,646 --> 01:09:10,981 Your end first? 1078 01:09:11,064 --> 01:09:13,233 I got to take a break for a second 1079 01:09:14,943 --> 01:09:17,904 Is your mangina hurting or what? 1080 01:09:23,326 --> 01:09:26,246 Fit him like that 1081 01:09:27,497 --> 01:09:28,957 He's a heavy son of a bitch 1082 01:09:29,040 --> 01:09:30,417 Grab his legs 1083 01:09:34,254 --> 01:09:35,463 This one first 1084 01:09:58,778 --> 01:10:00,071 Alright, mom 1085 01:10:12,626 --> 01:10:14,252 I guess that's one way 1086 01:10:14,336 --> 01:10:16,129 to finally lose some weight, Pops 1087 01:10:17,339 --> 01:10:19,549 I can't believe I got talked into doing this 1088 01:10:31,186 --> 01:10:32,395 A letter 1089 01:10:32,479 --> 01:10:34,147 He never wrote me a letter 1090 01:10:38,652 --> 01:10:39,569 Larry, 1091 01:10:44,282 --> 01:10:45,158 I'm sorry 1092 01:10:46,743 --> 01:10:48,453 I know you might not believe me, 1093 01:10:51,831 --> 01:10:53,625 but I'm really sorry 1094 01:10:56,294 --> 01:10:58,338 And I'm disappointed in myself 1095 01:10:59,089 --> 01:11:00,924 because I walked away from you 1096 01:11:01,800 --> 01:11:06,179 on the day you needed a dad, 1097 01:11:07,555 --> 01:11:09,266 more than any other 1098 01:11:16,314 --> 01:11:17,857 I have failed you 1099 01:11:20,318 --> 01:11:21,861 I was too stubborn 1100 01:11:24,447 --> 01:11:25,907 to say I'm sorry 1101 01:11:28,410 --> 01:11:30,662 Or maybe I was just too weak 1102 01:11:31,830 --> 01:11:34,499 I'm happy to have been your dad 1103 01:11:35,917 --> 01:11:39,212 But every day since you've been gone 1104 01:11:44,509 --> 01:11:47,470 I regretted what I said and I did 1105 01:11:50,974 --> 01:11:54,853 I don't deserve to be your dad I hope you can forgive me 1106 01:11:56,604 --> 01:11:59,149 When I think of you, I think of 1107 01:12:02,193 --> 01:12:04,904 memories that make me smile 1108 01:12:08,742 --> 01:12:09,868 From the days 1109 01:12:12,579 --> 01:12:15,332 I got close to being the dad you deserved 1110 01:12:16,791 --> 01:12:19,002 They've been by my bedside 1111 01:12:21,421 --> 01:12:22,547 till the end 1112 01:12:26,885 --> 01:12:28,094 You're my boy 1113 01:12:30,013 --> 01:12:30,972 Dad 1114 01:12:35,310 --> 01:12:37,187 Look, Dad, I said I'd do this 1115 01:12:40,065 --> 01:12:41,691 So I'm going to do it 1116 01:12:53,995 --> 01:12:58,041 Dad, since you can't talk back right now, 1117 01:12:58,124 --> 01:12:59,918 it's probably a good time to tell you 1118 01:13:00,001 --> 01:13:02,462 I didn't even like baseball 1119 01:13:02,545 --> 01:13:04,130 When I started, 1120 01:13:06,674 --> 01:13:09,803 I did it 'cause you said you'd coach 1121 01:13:11,638 --> 01:13:12,764 I just wanted 1122 01:13:15,183 --> 01:13:19,020 some day, some time on the schedule, 1123 01:13:19,104 --> 01:13:21,481 where I knew I got your attention 1124 01:13:21,564 --> 01:13:22,982 And if I did good 1125 01:13:24,859 --> 01:13:28,029 I could get you to smile and know that you're proud of me 1126 01:13:29,823 --> 01:13:31,991 And you'd say, "That's my boy" 1127 01:13:35,954 --> 01:13:37,914 And I always imagined that's what you were thinking, 1128 01:13:37,997 --> 01:13:39,749 but you didn't say anything 1129 01:13:39,833 --> 01:13:41,960 You'd think, that's my boy 1130 01:13:46,089 --> 01:13:47,465 I guess, 1131 01:13:47,549 --> 01:13:48,675 I guess I am 1132 01:13:57,725 --> 01:13:59,436 It was my birthday 1133 01:14:02,772 --> 01:14:04,399 And I had been asking and asking 1134 01:14:04,482 --> 01:14:07,110 and wondered if you'd listened 1135 01:14:08,695 --> 01:14:10,113 And then you gave it to me, 1136 01:14:12,198 --> 01:14:13,658 my first camera 1137 01:14:13,741 --> 01:14:15,743 And when I opened it I looked at you as if 1138 01:14:15,827 --> 01:14:18,413 there was something wrong had happened 1139 01:14:18,496 --> 01:14:20,039 Like, why is this in the box? 1140 01:14:21,583 --> 01:14:22,709 And you said, 1141 01:14:24,836 --> 01:14:28,047 "You're not a boy, you're a young man 1142 01:14:30,925 --> 01:14:32,677 And I'm proud of you" 1143 01:14:33,720 --> 01:14:35,138 The reason I wanted it is, 1144 01:14:36,931 --> 01:14:39,809 it was always weird that you only had 1145 01:14:39,893 --> 01:14:41,978 that one picture of your dad 1146 01:14:44,063 --> 01:14:47,734 You don't even have any stories that you tell 1147 01:14:47,817 --> 01:14:49,235 I never knew him 1148 01:14:51,029 --> 01:14:55,283 And it's like, whatever you remember isn't worth sharing 1149 01:14:59,245 --> 01:15:00,663 Dad, I love you 1150 01:15:06,711 --> 01:15:07,587 I do 1151 01:15:11,966 --> 01:15:14,844 But right now I really miss you 1152 01:15:25,730 --> 01:15:26,898 Here we go 1153 01:15:28,608 --> 01:15:30,527 Let's make some memories, Pops 1154 01:15:35,281 --> 01:15:38,952 Man, where are we? 1155 01:15:39,869 --> 01:15:41,246 Hey, Cleo 1156 01:15:41,329 --> 01:15:42,580 How did I get in here? 1157 01:15:42,664 --> 01:15:46,334 Uh Me and Jabez put you in there 1158 01:15:46,417 --> 01:15:48,962 You know, you had a rough night 1159 01:15:49,045 --> 01:15:54,384 - So he came and fixed the van then? - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah 1160 01:15:54,467 --> 01:15:57,971 Sometimes I forget, my gas gauge doesn't actually work 1161 01:15:58,054 --> 01:16:00,098 And if I forget that, then I forget to put gas in it 1162 01:16:00,181 --> 01:16:02,850 Whoa, whoa, whoa You're telling me, we just ran out of gas? 1163 01:16:02,934 --> 01:16:04,477 He brought the gas 1164 01:16:04,561 --> 01:16:08,231 You mean to tell me that we spent three days, 1165 01:16:08,314 --> 01:16:11,276 in a van, down by some river, 1166 01:16:11,359 --> 01:16:14,028 because you forgot to put gas in the van? 1167 01:16:14,696 --> 01:16:17,824 Yeah, but three days with a friend 1168 01:16:19,784 --> 01:16:20,994 Oh, my God, Larry 1169 01:16:21,077 --> 01:16:23,871 What are you doing? 1170 01:16:26,457 --> 01:16:29,252 Three days is enough, man, I don't want to do that again 1171 01:16:29,961 --> 01:16:32,380 We don't have to We're going to Edmond 1172 01:17:17,634 --> 01:17:19,427 Check it out, Cleo 1173 01:17:19,510 --> 01:17:20,637 What is this? 1174 01:17:21,512 --> 01:17:23,931 - A big whale - Look at it 1175 01:17:25,224 --> 01:17:28,186 That's nuts 1176 01:17:28,269 --> 01:17:30,605 But, who would build something like that? 1177 01:17:31,522 --> 01:17:33,232 God, you know, the big one 1178 01:17:33,316 --> 01:17:36,319 Swallowed Jonah and stuff 1179 01:17:36,402 --> 01:17:37,528 Come on, Pops 1180 01:17:47,997 --> 01:17:49,707 Here we go 1181 01:17:54,003 --> 01:17:56,381 So you've never been here before? 1182 01:17:56,464 --> 01:17:59,217 No, can't say that I have 1183 01:17:59,300 --> 01:18:02,011 Well, everybody needs a first time 1184 01:18:03,930 --> 01:18:05,473 This is super weird 1185 01:18:13,606 --> 01:18:15,525 Seen this before? 1186 01:18:15,608 --> 01:18:16,984 Once or twice 1187 01:18:17,068 --> 01:18:18,528 The ten doozies 1188 01:18:19,737 --> 01:18:22,365 Or the don't-sies, I guess 1189 01:18:22,448 --> 01:18:27,120 He and mom made us read a Bible story every night 1190 01:18:27,203 --> 01:18:29,038 And he always wanted to read the Old Testament 1191 01:18:29,122 --> 01:18:31,165 Jonah and the big fish was my favorite 1192 01:18:31,249 --> 01:18:33,501 You know, this became a regular family pit stop 1193 01:18:33,584 --> 01:18:35,044 on road trips and things 1194 01:18:35,128 --> 01:18:36,629 And we'd play, jump in the water and stuff 1195 01:18:36,713 --> 01:18:39,298 - You played in there? - Yeah 1196 01:18:39,382 --> 01:18:41,426 It doesn't look very clean 1197 01:18:41,509 --> 01:18:43,094 That's not really a question you ask yourself 1198 01:18:43,177 --> 01:18:44,846 - when you're a kid - I guess that's true 1199 01:18:44,929 --> 01:18:46,764 Well, I'm sure you know this, holy man 1200 01:18:46,848 --> 01:18:49,100 - I'm familiar - But God's like, go to Nineveh 1201 01:18:49,183 --> 01:18:50,560 Jonah says, "No, no, no, no" 1202 01:18:50,643 --> 01:18:52,687 Gets on a boat going the opposite way 1203 01:18:52,812 --> 01:18:55,356 and then God's like, "I told you what to do 1204 01:18:55,440 --> 01:18:57,900 You're not obeying, go to timeout" 1205 01:18:57,984 --> 01:19:01,988 And then they throw him overboard, fish timeout 1206 01:19:02,071 --> 01:19:04,657 I would start to get out of hand, not listening 1207 01:19:04,741 --> 01:19:07,076 to my parents, my dad would go, 1208 01:19:07,160 --> 01:19:12,039 "Larry, you're going to end up riding the whale" It was a joke 1209 01:19:12,123 --> 01:19:14,959 I find it really hard to believe that your dad made Bible jokes 1210 01:19:15,042 --> 01:19:17,962 You don't pick your family 1211 01:19:18,045 --> 01:19:19,505 Come on, it's kind of funny 1212 01:19:19,589 --> 01:19:20,423 It's pretty funny 1213 01:19:27,638 --> 01:19:30,183 Come on, Dad, stay steady 1214 01:19:30,266 --> 01:19:31,934 You almost spilled your dad, man 1215 01:19:32,018 --> 01:19:34,604 Well, he won't be able to yell at me about it 1216 01:19:34,687 --> 01:19:35,813 Alright, you ready? 1217 01:19:35,897 --> 01:19:36,939 - Yeah, I'm ready - Alright 1218 01:19:37,023 --> 01:19:39,025 - Say cheese - Cheese 1219 01:19:44,197 --> 01:19:46,157 This thing still creeps me out 1220 01:19:46,240 --> 01:19:48,868 Not as creepy as two billion people thinking 1221 01:19:48,951 --> 01:19:52,497 Jonah literally spent three days inside of a fish 1222 01:19:52,580 --> 01:19:55,208 Genre confusion 1223 01:20:26,280 --> 01:20:27,740 Whatcha think, Cleo? 1224 01:20:27,824 --> 01:20:30,201 - Man, this is nuts - Bishop's Castle 1225 01:20:30,284 --> 01:20:31,911 Did somebody build that? That is crazy 1226 01:20:31,994 --> 01:20:34,664 No, it's just a natural land formation 1227 01:20:34,747 --> 01:20:36,874 Man 1228 01:20:36,958 --> 01:20:38,876 So you ready to play? 1229 01:20:38,960 --> 01:20:41,420 - What do you mean, ready to play? Play what? - Uh-- 1230 01:20:41,504 --> 01:20:44,298 We would always play hide and go seek here as a family 1231 01:20:44,382 --> 01:20:47,301 Dad's here, I'm here, you're kind of like 1232 01:20:47,385 --> 01:20:50,221 the substitute for the rest of the half 1233 01:20:50,304 --> 01:20:52,390 - So-- - No, I don't want to play hide and seek 1234 01:20:52,473 --> 01:20:54,517 I mean, it does look pretty cool I kind of want to go inside 1235 01:20:54,600 --> 01:20:58,479 Uh, the way I see it is, I have the keys to the car, 1236 01:20:58,563 --> 01:21:00,523 and if we're going to leave, we have to honor 1237 01:21:00,606 --> 01:21:03,568 the old dead dad, so we're going to play some hide and seek 1238 01:21:03,651 --> 01:21:06,445 You go look around, I will disappear 1239 01:21:06,529 --> 01:21:08,406 And when you find me, we can leave 1240 01:21:10,032 --> 01:21:11,617 I'm just going to go look around 1241 01:21:13,452 --> 01:21:14,829 Don't get lost, alright? 1242 01:21:14,954 --> 01:21:16,956 I'm not the one that's going to get lost 1243 01:21:18,666 --> 01:21:20,167 I'm a professional 1244 01:21:21,043 --> 01:21:22,420 hide-and-seeker 1245 01:22:16,557 --> 01:22:17,433 Alright 1246 01:22:19,894 --> 01:22:22,605 - Dude, Larry - Finally 1247 01:22:22,688 --> 01:22:25,441 - Where were you? - Finally You are not good at this game 1248 01:22:25,524 --> 01:22:28,069 For a youth minister, who I assume actually 1249 01:22:28,152 --> 01:22:29,695 has fun with their kids, 1250 01:22:29,779 --> 01:22:32,281 uh, you should know how to play hide and seek 1251 01:22:32,365 --> 01:22:33,866 I've been looking for you forever 1252 01:22:33,950 --> 01:22:35,785 Yeah, but it's a basic sneak attack 1253 01:22:35,868 --> 01:22:39,163 You hide where you start, no one thinks of looking there 1254 01:22:39,246 --> 01:22:40,873 I mean, you pick up that in middle school 1255 01:22:40,957 --> 01:22:43,250 Alright, so I need you to take a picture 1256 01:22:43,334 --> 01:22:46,253 Hold that, and me, Dad and Snookems 1257 01:22:46,337 --> 01:22:48,923 - What's with the bear? - You know, sometimes 1258 01:22:49,006 --> 01:22:52,093 hide and seek goes bad We start playing, 1259 01:22:52,176 --> 01:22:54,929 Dad's apparently hiding, but he just goes 1260 01:22:55,012 --> 01:22:57,390 into the restaurant and there I am, 1261 01:22:57,473 --> 01:23:00,810 crying up high, looking for him 1262 01:23:00,893 --> 01:23:03,729 And he felt so bad, he bought me Snookems 1263 01:23:03,813 --> 01:23:05,898 Alright, let's do this Are you ready? 1264 01:23:05,982 --> 01:23:08,484 Cheese 1265 01:23:11,112 --> 01:23:13,906 Do you remember when I first got in, 1266 01:23:13,990 --> 01:23:16,534 and you started giving me a hard time, 1267 01:23:16,617 --> 01:23:18,494 - and asked for my pitch? - Yeah 1268 01:23:19,453 --> 01:23:22,665 Wasn't the nicest part of our trip 1269 01:23:22,748 --> 01:23:24,333 Do you remember what you said? 1270 01:23:24,417 --> 01:23:28,212 Well, I mean, you gave the whole Holy Love thing 1271 01:23:28,295 --> 01:23:30,631 And where, while God is loving, 1272 01:23:30,715 --> 01:23:32,091 God's also holy 1273 01:23:33,050 --> 01:23:38,431 And holiness isn't down with us filthy sinners and stuff 1274 01:23:38,514 --> 01:23:40,725 So in order for God to really love us, 1275 01:23:40,808 --> 01:23:43,602 God has to get the holy wrath out on something, 1276 01:23:44,478 --> 01:23:46,439 and obviously it should be His child, 1277 01:23:46,522 --> 01:23:47,857 who didn't do anything 1278 01:23:47,940 --> 01:23:50,860 What if God's holiness is the perfection 1279 01:23:50,943 --> 01:23:52,695 of God's love, you know? 1280 01:23:52,778 --> 01:23:55,573 Like, what if what sets God apart 1281 01:23:56,741 --> 01:23:59,702 is His perfect and complete love 1282 01:23:59,785 --> 01:24:01,871 for everyone in every situation? 1283 01:24:06,083 --> 01:24:07,376 I don't know 1284 01:24:08,836 --> 01:24:11,464 That's a significantly better pitch, Cleo 1285 01:24:13,549 --> 01:24:14,592 Maybe 1286 01:24:19,889 --> 01:24:21,390 Pull up, more, more, more, more, more 1287 01:24:21,474 --> 01:24:23,267 More, more, no, no, no, not so far over 1288 01:24:23,350 --> 01:24:25,895 No, no, you're, Jesus right there 1289 01:24:30,232 --> 01:24:31,776 Come on 1290 01:24:31,859 --> 01:24:33,319 Whoa 1291 01:24:34,320 --> 01:24:36,197 - What is this? - This is the one place 1292 01:24:36,280 --> 01:24:41,952 my dad was cool We had a small bet around the NBA finals 1293 01:24:42,036 --> 01:24:45,331 I won, and I got to pick one thing to do with him 1294 01:24:45,414 --> 01:24:47,333 And I said, "Break the law" 1295 01:24:47,416 --> 01:24:50,252 We spray-painted my rally finger 1296 01:24:51,212 --> 01:24:53,506 - over here - Well, I'm really 1297 01:24:53,589 --> 01:24:56,467 - uncomfortable with that - We're not painting again 1298 01:24:56,550 --> 01:24:59,428 We're taking a picture Come on 1299 01:24:59,512 --> 01:25:01,764 I'll bet you've never spray-painted a wall before 1300 01:25:01,847 --> 01:25:03,015 No, no I have not 1301 01:25:03,099 --> 01:25:04,683 Can you pass me my dad? 1302 01:25:09,688 --> 01:25:11,607 It's pretty amazing that that's still there 1303 01:25:11,690 --> 01:25:13,150 after all this time 1304 01:25:13,234 --> 01:25:16,570 Serendipitous, providential, you might say 1305 01:25:16,654 --> 01:25:18,531 Alright, say cheese 1306 01:25:18,614 --> 01:25:19,490 Cheese 1307 01:25:32,670 --> 01:25:34,588 - Yeah - This is pretty crazy 1308 01:25:34,672 --> 01:25:37,716 My dad was obsessed with space Like, a lot 1309 01:25:37,800 --> 01:25:40,636 We always came by here and he would always start to like, 1310 01:25:40,719 --> 01:25:43,597 "One small step for man," that kind of junk 1311 01:25:43,681 --> 01:25:45,432 Then I would say like, well, 1312 01:25:45,516 --> 01:25:47,518 if there's life on other planets, 1313 01:25:47,601 --> 01:25:49,520 does the same Jesus roll there? 1314 01:25:49,603 --> 01:25:53,983 Or does Jesus show up there like the type of alien they are? 1315 01:25:54,066 --> 01:25:55,776 And then die and raise from the dead again? 1316 01:25:55,860 --> 01:25:57,570 Or does he have to take a whole new tactic? 1317 01:25:57,653 --> 01:25:59,655 'Cause maybe dying and rising 1318 01:25:59,738 --> 01:26:01,574 is different or something I don't know 1319 01:26:01,657 --> 01:26:03,325 That is stupid Those are stupid que-- 1320 01:26:03,409 --> 01:26:04,869 - It's not a stupid question - It's stupid questions 1321 01:26:04,952 --> 01:26:07,121 - It's totally ridiculous - No, Jesus floats up 1322 01:26:07,246 --> 01:26:10,374 in the Bible, he has to go somewhere or he's nowhere 1323 01:26:10,457 --> 01:26:11,917 Let's say, they're like, 1324 01:26:12,001 --> 01:26:14,253 in 50 years got a little zapper zaps, 1325 01:26:14,336 --> 01:26:15,880 and they need missionaries 1326 01:26:15,963 --> 01:26:17,756 And they holler at you 1327 01:26:17,840 --> 01:26:20,759 They're like, Cleo, we need you to be our space missionary 1328 01:26:20,843 --> 01:26:22,678 - to the planet-- - Okay, I'm going to 1329 01:26:22,761 --> 01:26:24,722 - take your picture, just stop - No but, 1330 01:26:24,805 --> 01:26:26,932 but I mean, are you going to tell 'em about Jesus, 1331 01:26:27,016 --> 01:26:28,642 or are you just going to show up and-- 1332 01:26:28,726 --> 01:26:31,562 - Are you ready to do this? Say cheese - Cheese 1333 01:26:34,773 --> 01:26:35,649 Alright 1334 01:26:53,167 --> 01:26:55,669 - Oh come on, Cleo - Whoa 1335 01:26:57,421 --> 01:27:00,466 - This place is pretty cool - Oh yeah 1336 01:27:01,550 --> 01:27:03,302 You stay right there, Pops 1337 01:27:03,385 --> 01:27:05,554 - Are you ready - I'm ready 1338 01:27:05,638 --> 01:27:07,473 to drive? 1339 01:27:07,556 --> 01:27:09,725 My dad's a cheap-wad, so we started going 1340 01:27:09,808 --> 01:27:11,393 to this campground over there 1341 01:27:11,477 --> 01:27:13,437 And we had so much fun, we came every year 1342 01:27:13,520 --> 01:27:15,814 Well so when I got into high school, 1343 01:27:15,898 --> 01:27:19,860 my dad was like, "Hey Larry, here's a roll of quarters Take your brother" 1344 01:27:19,944 --> 01:27:22,071 And I'm like, "This is awesome, this is awesome" 1345 01:27:22,154 --> 01:27:24,114 Years later I find out he's only doing that 1346 01:27:24,198 --> 01:27:26,492 so he and mom could hook up in the camper 1347 01:27:26,575 --> 01:27:28,619 God 1348 01:27:28,702 --> 01:27:31,163 The human has been neutralized 1349 01:27:31,247 --> 01:27:33,290 What do you want me to say? I don't know, I've never played this 1350 01:27:33,374 --> 01:27:35,209 Just go get the joystick, we've got to take a picture 1351 01:27:35,334 --> 01:27:38,212 - Okay, this? What do you-- - Yeah 1352 01:27:38,295 --> 01:27:41,465 So, you know, eventually my tight-wad of a father 1353 01:27:41,548 --> 01:27:43,801 finally gets us a home system, 1354 01:27:43,884 --> 01:27:46,679 which is important, because we were the worst at having conversations 1355 01:27:46,762 --> 01:27:49,181 So from like high school on if we had to have a father-son 1356 01:27:49,265 --> 01:27:51,558 talk we'd play video games and he'd be like, 1357 01:27:52,476 --> 01:27:55,771 "So how's it going, Larry?" And I'd be like, "Good" 1358 01:27:55,854 --> 01:27:57,564 "Alright, I'm glad we had this talk" 1359 01:27:57,648 --> 01:27:59,483 And then we'd just keep playing But it was like, you know 1360 01:27:59,566 --> 01:28:01,110 - So grab the camera - Okay 1361 01:28:01,193 --> 01:28:02,945 You stay right there, Pops Hold that smile 1362 01:28:03,028 --> 01:28:04,905 Alright, say cheese 1363 01:28:04,989 --> 01:28:06,156 Cheese 1364 01:28:08,909 --> 01:28:10,244 - Did you get it? - I don't know, 1365 01:28:10,327 --> 01:28:12,037 what do you think? 1366 01:28:12,121 --> 01:28:14,957 Well, we'll find out 1367 01:28:15,040 --> 01:28:16,083 Alright, Pops 1368 01:28:18,335 --> 01:28:19,420 Let's ride 1369 01:28:27,845 --> 01:28:29,179 Hey, Cleo? 1370 01:28:29,263 --> 01:28:30,556 Yeah? 1371 01:28:30,639 --> 01:28:32,474 I forgot to mention something to you 1372 01:28:32,558 --> 01:28:34,143 Do you have any pants? 1373 01:28:34,852 --> 01:28:36,312 I don't know, maybe Why? 1374 01:28:37,062 --> 01:28:38,439 Well, I hope the answer's yes 1375 01:28:38,522 --> 01:28:40,274 'cause we're going to a wedding 1376 01:28:41,400 --> 01:28:44,278 - A wedding? What do you mean a wedding? - It's a very sacred and solemn-- 1377 01:28:44,403 --> 01:28:47,114 I know what a wedding is Who's wedding? Why are we going to a wedding? 1378 01:28:47,197 --> 01:28:49,199 Uh, well, I promised I would be there 1379 01:28:49,283 --> 01:28:51,118 I didn't bring any wedding clothes 1380 01:28:51,201 --> 01:28:55,497 - Well I didn't know when you got in the car - Oh, God Larry 1381 01:28:56,582 --> 01:28:58,292 - What? - I'm going to look like an idiot 1382 01:28:58,375 --> 01:29:00,878 - No, you're a minister - I don't know anybody here 1383 01:29:00,961 --> 01:29:03,213 You know me 1384 01:29:03,297 --> 01:29:05,215 And by the time we get done today, 1385 01:29:05,299 --> 01:29:08,927 - I'm going to have you dancing - Well, I don't know about that 1386 01:29:09,011 --> 01:29:11,889 - Oh, you're one of those type of Christians? - No, I don't dance at weddings 1387 01:29:11,972 --> 01:29:14,475 Is it like, all of your kind don't dance? Or just you personally? 1388 01:29:14,558 --> 01:29:16,226 I just don't like dancing 1389 01:29:16,310 --> 01:29:17,936 Alright, are you ready to change clothes? 1390 01:29:18,020 --> 01:29:19,521 No, I don't know if I have any 1391 01:29:19,605 --> 01:29:21,231 Oh, my God, this is going to be so embarrassing 1392 01:29:21,315 --> 01:29:23,400 There's only one way to find out 1393 01:29:23,484 --> 01:29:24,735 Are you wearing that? 1394 01:29:25,444 --> 01:29:28,739 Of course not, I have my suit underneath my chair 1395 01:29:28,822 --> 01:29:30,741 - Are you kidding me? - Yeah, I keep it there 1396 01:29:30,824 --> 01:29:32,826 for like in emergencies like this 1397 01:29:32,910 --> 01:29:34,995 - Who do you think I am? - I'm going to go to a wedding 1398 01:29:35,079 --> 01:29:36,622 - March in to a wedding - to people I don't know 1399 01:29:36,705 --> 01:29:39,333 - wearing jeans and no suit - in this? 1400 01:29:39,416 --> 01:29:41,668 I actually care about other people 1401 01:29:41,752 --> 01:29:44,213 If I would have known, I would've brought something 1402 01:29:44,922 --> 01:29:48,550 Proper planning prevents poor performance 1403 01:29:48,634 --> 01:29:49,510 Really? 1404 01:30:05,776 --> 01:30:07,861 - What are we doing? - Cleo, this is a wedding 1405 01:30:07,945 --> 01:30:09,696 So put some pants on 1406 01:30:11,407 --> 01:30:13,450 - I didn't even know I was going to a wedding - I thought 1407 01:30:13,534 --> 01:30:15,160 - you were a minister - I didn't pack pants 1408 01:30:18,330 --> 01:30:20,916 - What are you doing? - Putting pants on 1409 01:30:20,999 --> 01:30:22,793 You can't take your pants off in front of a church 1410 01:30:22,876 --> 01:30:24,837 Well, where else am I going to take 'em off? 1411 01:30:39,893 --> 01:30:40,811 My bad 1412 01:30:40,894 --> 01:30:42,563 Congratulations 1413 01:30:46,358 --> 01:30:47,317 Hi, thanks 1414 01:30:59,079 --> 01:31:00,289 Let us rise 1415 01:31:20,267 --> 01:31:24,980 Who brings this woman to be married to this woman? 1416 01:31:25,063 --> 01:31:26,607 Her mother and I 1417 01:31:29,860 --> 01:31:32,029 So, I don't know if you've seen pictures 1418 01:31:32,112 --> 01:31:34,907 of just how adorable she was in seventh grade, 1419 01:31:34,990 --> 01:31:37,701 but when she was in confirmation, 1420 01:31:37,784 --> 01:31:40,120 you picked your own like, favorite Bible verse 1421 01:31:40,204 --> 01:31:42,247 And I don't know if she remembers this 1422 01:31:42,331 --> 01:31:44,041 As a youth minister, I hope she does 1423 01:31:44,124 --> 01:31:45,876 It was at the end of Jesus' ministry 1424 01:31:45,959 --> 01:31:48,754 when he turns to his Disciples and says, 1425 01:31:48,837 --> 01:31:51,340 "Greater love has no man, 1426 01:31:51,423 --> 01:31:55,594 or woman, then they that lay their life down 1427 01:31:55,677 --> 01:31:57,221 for their friends" 1428 01:31:57,304 --> 01:31:59,306 So I don't know if you've thought about this, 1429 01:31:59,389 --> 01:32:02,601 but you're kind of signing up to know the name, 1430 01:32:02,684 --> 01:32:04,728 the person who's going to hurt you more 1431 01:32:04,811 --> 01:32:07,189 than anyone else in the whole world 1432 01:32:07,272 --> 01:32:12,194 There's a bright side This is also the person that's going to give you more joy 1433 01:32:12,277 --> 01:32:14,738 than you'll ever find words to put to 1434 01:32:14,821 --> 01:32:16,782 And in the midst of that, day-to-day, 1435 01:32:16,865 --> 01:32:20,160 what's going to hold you together between the extremes 1436 01:32:20,244 --> 01:32:24,456 and topsy-turvy parts of life, is that you're friends 1437 01:32:24,540 --> 01:32:26,667 Those of us that have been married a while, 1438 01:32:26,750 --> 01:32:29,419 have learned you're not always lovers 1439 01:32:29,503 --> 01:32:31,213 But you can always be friends 1440 01:32:32,965 --> 01:32:34,800 And if you learn to lay your life down 1441 01:32:34,883 --> 01:32:37,386 for one another when it's most difficult, 1442 01:32:37,469 --> 01:32:39,137 then you'll have that person with you 1443 01:32:39,221 --> 01:32:40,472 till the end of your time 1444 01:32:41,306 --> 01:32:43,767 So when you think it's more important 1445 01:32:43,850 --> 01:32:46,311 to be heard than to listen, 1446 01:32:46,395 --> 01:32:48,480 lay your life down for your friend 1447 01:32:49,815 --> 01:32:52,985 And when you think anything is more important 1448 01:32:53,068 --> 01:32:56,989 than listening to her, lay your life down for your friend 1449 01:32:57,072 --> 01:32:59,783 And on the days where you have no words 1450 01:32:59,866 --> 01:33:03,579 to speak for each other, be with each other 1451 01:33:04,705 --> 01:33:07,666 And lay your life down for your friend 1452 01:34:21,031 --> 01:34:23,158 Hello family and friends 1453 01:34:23,241 --> 01:34:27,829 My wife and I welcome you to our daughter's wedding 1454 01:34:27,913 --> 01:34:31,083 Sarah, I have never seen you so happy 1455 01:34:32,292 --> 01:34:34,044 And we have Crystal to thank for that 1456 01:34:34,920 --> 01:34:37,422 Welcome to our family 1457 01:34:37,506 --> 01:34:40,008 Let's raise a glass for many years 1458 01:35:06,576 --> 01:35:10,497 Looks like I'm not the only one flying solo tonight Claire 1459 01:35:10,580 --> 01:35:12,416 - Cleo - Nice to meet you 1460 01:35:12,499 --> 01:35:14,543 - You too - So, who do you know? 1461 01:35:14,626 --> 01:35:17,379 - Uh, just Larry - Larry, really? 1462 01:35:17,462 --> 01:35:18,588 How do you know Larry? 1463 01:35:18,672 --> 01:35:21,133 That's a funny story 1464 01:35:21,216 --> 01:35:24,302 About a week ago, he hit my bike 1465 01:35:24,386 --> 01:35:26,138 - Really? - And now he's giving 1466 01:35:26,221 --> 01:35:27,597 - me a ride - Oh, are you okay? 1467 01:35:27,681 --> 01:35:29,099 No, no, no, I'm okay 1468 01:35:29,182 --> 01:35:31,143 He just hit my bike, so I'm fine 1469 01:35:31,226 --> 01:35:33,395 So why did you get in a van with a total stranger? 1470 01:35:33,478 --> 01:35:36,648 That's a good question 1471 01:35:38,400 --> 01:35:40,777 So, I had this job at a church 1472 01:35:40,861 --> 01:35:43,238 I did some things they weren't too happy about 1473 01:35:43,321 --> 01:35:45,615 And I decided I just needed to get away 1474 01:35:45,699 --> 01:35:48,535 You know, I've been really wrestling with my faith 1475 01:35:48,618 --> 01:35:51,705 after that, and somehow I ended up here 1476 01:35:52,414 --> 01:35:54,040 So, you know Crystal, right? 1477 01:35:54,124 --> 01:35:55,500 How'd you guys meet? 1478 01:35:55,584 --> 01:35:57,210 Well, we actually grew up together 1479 01:35:57,294 --> 01:35:59,212 And when we were kids, she invited me 1480 01:35:59,296 --> 01:36:02,340 to her youth group Larry was the pastor 1481 01:36:02,424 --> 01:36:04,009 It was like nothing I'd ever experienced before 1482 01:36:04,092 --> 01:36:06,011 - Yeah, I can imagine that - He's amazing 1483 01:36:06,094 --> 01:36:08,263 Like, very unconventional, for sure 1484 01:36:08,346 --> 01:36:11,475 Yeah, I mean, I just found out he's a pastor today 1485 01:36:11,558 --> 01:36:13,059 - Really? - I had no idea 1486 01:36:13,143 --> 01:36:15,812 Yeah, he's a strange guy, but he just loved us, 1487 01:36:15,896 --> 01:36:17,355 no matter what we were going through 1488 01:36:17,439 --> 01:36:19,107 Yeah, I think I'm starting 1489 01:36:19,191 --> 01:36:20,650 to catch that side of Larry 1490 01:36:22,736 --> 01:36:24,362 Okay 1491 01:36:24,446 --> 01:36:26,156 Claire, come join us 1492 01:36:26,239 --> 01:36:28,992 Hey, keep asking questions You're on the right track 1493 01:37:03,610 --> 01:37:04,486 What? 1494 01:37:07,113 --> 01:37:08,323 Oh no, no, no 1495 01:37:09,699 --> 01:37:10,867 What? 1496 01:37:13,286 --> 01:37:14,162 Oh, my God 1497 01:37:23,046 --> 01:37:24,673 - Larry - Yeah, Cleo? 1498 01:37:25,590 --> 01:37:27,843 Did you write this? 1499 01:37:28,510 --> 01:37:30,512 - Kind of - What do you mean, kind of? 1500 01:37:30,595 --> 01:37:32,514 I was kind of like, your voice to text 1501 01:37:32,597 --> 01:37:36,268 If Pastor Don were here, what would you want to tell him? 1502 01:37:37,978 --> 01:37:40,939 That no good, son of a bitch 1503 01:37:41,022 --> 01:37:44,359 - Never cared about me - Screw Don 1504 01:37:44,442 --> 01:37:45,527 Why did you do that? 1505 01:37:47,153 --> 01:37:50,907 Shit, Larry, I was just starting to trust you 1506 01:38:39,623 --> 01:38:42,667 Hey, Cleo, we playing hide and seek or something? 1507 01:38:42,751 --> 01:38:46,379 You don't get it, dude You don't get what you did 1508 01:38:46,463 --> 01:38:49,090 - I'm sorry - Sorry isn't good enough 1509 01:38:49,174 --> 01:38:52,010 You don't really have anywhere else to go 1510 01:38:52,093 --> 01:38:55,221 That's not taking you anywhere 1511 01:38:55,305 --> 01:38:59,100 With enough miles and a lot of enough awkward silence 1512 01:39:32,592 --> 01:39:34,719 I'm glad you got back in 1513 01:39:36,721 --> 01:39:41,434 Not that you had like, a lot of options or anything but 1514 01:39:52,696 --> 01:39:54,030 I like driving with you 1515 01:40:03,498 --> 01:40:05,917 So when are we going to stop for the night? 1516 01:40:08,294 --> 01:40:10,130 We're not going to really stop 1517 01:40:11,881 --> 01:40:12,924 What? 1518 01:40:13,883 --> 01:40:16,428 Well, we got to get to Edmond 1519 01:40:17,512 --> 01:40:19,931 tomorrow 'cause it's my dad's birthday, 1520 01:40:20,015 --> 01:40:22,183 and I told my mom I'd be there 1521 01:40:22,267 --> 01:40:24,144 If you weren't here, I don't know how I would drive 1522 01:40:24,227 --> 01:40:25,520 all night long 1523 01:40:29,149 --> 01:40:32,819 So just think, Cleo, you're my mom's answered prayer 1524 01:40:59,220 --> 01:41:00,638 Geez, Larry 1525 01:41:00,722 --> 01:41:02,140 It's called stopping 1526 01:41:05,268 --> 01:41:07,604 I'm going to pump the gas 1527 01:41:07,687 --> 01:41:08,813 I'll just chill here 1528 01:41:22,160 --> 01:41:23,036 "Dear Cleo, 1529 01:41:25,038 --> 01:41:26,915 we anticipate that your time of soul-searching 1530 01:41:26,998 --> 01:41:29,250 and prayerful reflection has been fruitful 1531 01:41:30,043 --> 01:41:32,545 After much prayer, the Board of Elders would like to give you the opportunity 1532 01:41:32,629 --> 01:41:36,257 to change your approach to the situation at hand 1533 01:41:36,341 --> 01:41:38,218 While we appreciate your positive intentions, 1534 01:41:38,301 --> 01:41:40,720 we cannot ignore the expectation of God's Word 1535 01:41:40,804 --> 01:41:41,971 nor our Statement of Faith 1536 01:41:43,473 --> 01:41:45,683 We will maintain your status as youth pastor 1537 01:41:45,767 --> 01:41:48,353 contingent on your willingness to intentionally guide 1538 01:41:48,436 --> 01:41:50,563 the student in question toward repentance 1539 01:41:50,647 --> 01:41:51,773 and Christian counseling 1540 01:41:52,732 --> 01:41:54,609 Her parents are rightly concerned about the situation, 1541 01:41:54,692 --> 01:41:56,653 and they are anticipating your call 1542 01:41:56,736 --> 01:41:58,363 Please contact us once you've been in touch 1543 01:41:58,446 --> 01:42:01,032 with their, in Christ, the Board of Elders" 1544 01:42:04,869 --> 01:42:05,745 Oh, my God 1545 01:42:24,639 --> 01:42:25,515 God 1546 01:42:28,768 --> 01:42:30,311 What do you want from me? 1547 01:42:35,358 --> 01:42:37,152 Just trying to do the right thing 1548 01:42:38,361 --> 01:42:40,530 And you give me this, "in Christ"? 1549 01:43:06,556 --> 01:43:08,850 Pastor Don, oh God, I can't deal with this 1550 01:43:08,933 --> 01:43:10,685 - You take this - Um 1551 01:43:13,062 --> 01:43:16,983 Okay I heard what the Board is asking of you 1552 01:43:17,692 --> 01:43:19,319 What's the Board asking of you? 1553 01:43:20,403 --> 01:43:23,072 They're asking me to call the girl's parents 1554 01:43:23,156 --> 01:43:26,534 and make her repent and go to counseling 1555 01:43:29,162 --> 01:43:31,456 "I heard what the Board is asking of you 1556 01:43:31,539 --> 01:43:33,750 and I don't envy your situation 1557 01:43:35,418 --> 01:43:37,962 Honestly, I am proud of what you did 1558 01:43:39,047 --> 01:43:41,549 I would've done the same thing, 1559 01:43:41,633 --> 01:43:46,179 but I can't just risk my job as senior pastor 1560 01:43:46,262 --> 01:43:48,723 Whatever you decide, I'll support you 1561 01:43:50,099 --> 01:43:51,976 You have tremendous courage, 1562 01:43:53,102 --> 01:43:54,896 and I'll be praying for you" 1563 01:43:57,607 --> 01:43:59,901 - What a coward - A coward? 1564 01:44:00,568 --> 01:44:02,862 What a scumbag He-- 1565 01:44:02,946 --> 01:44:06,407 He's proud of you, he would have done the same thing as you 1566 01:44:06,491 --> 01:44:09,494 But, oh, you would hate, you would hate 1567 01:44:09,577 --> 01:44:14,040 for your religious convictions to cost you anything 1568 01:44:14,916 --> 01:44:18,503 This is why I can't stand Evangelicals 1569 01:44:18,586 --> 01:44:20,672 They say stupid shit like that 1570 01:44:20,755 --> 01:44:24,342 And you know who's completely missing from his text? 1571 01:44:24,425 --> 01:44:27,762 The girl, the girl who came to you wanting 1572 01:44:27,845 --> 01:44:30,473 to know if she is loved by God 1573 01:44:30,556 --> 01:44:32,934 because she's exactly who God made her to be 1574 01:44:33,017 --> 01:44:34,936 And you know where she got those ideas? 1575 01:44:35,019 --> 01:44:37,772 From her church, where he's in charge 1576 01:44:37,855 --> 01:44:41,484 And he honestly agrees with you and thinks you're courageous 1577 01:44:41,567 --> 01:44:44,988 He can't think you're courageous and did the right thing, 1578 01:44:45,071 --> 01:44:48,324 and then sit there while thousands of kids hate themselves, 1579 01:44:48,408 --> 01:44:50,702 cut themselves, and some of them kill themselves 1580 01:44:50,785 --> 01:44:55,832 There are so many teenagers who ask those questions 1581 01:44:55,915 --> 01:44:59,043 and assume God hates them, doesn't love them, 1582 01:44:59,127 --> 01:45:00,586 they have to change 1583 01:45:00,670 --> 01:45:03,798 Parents, grandparents, friends, family, 1584 01:45:03,881 --> 01:45:07,135 because of God assume their kids and friends 1585 01:45:07,218 --> 01:45:09,220 and grandkids aren't good enough 1586 01:45:09,304 --> 01:45:10,847 and aren't loved as they are 1587 01:45:10,930 --> 01:45:12,890 So it's just bullshit to hear that kind of stuff 1588 01:45:12,974 --> 01:45:14,809 from a preacher No one thinks about it 1589 01:45:14,892 --> 01:45:17,061 And they are so cowardly 1590 01:45:17,145 --> 01:45:21,232 It's like they can't think about the dignity of the kid 1591 01:45:21,316 --> 01:45:24,777 It's his job and your job, and Jesus 1592 01:45:24,861 --> 01:45:27,405 That's the only thing on his mind 1593 01:45:32,493 --> 01:45:34,495 I can't even deal with this shit 1594 01:45:35,621 --> 01:45:37,540 I'm sorry, dude 1595 01:45:37,623 --> 01:45:38,875 You deserve better 1596 01:45:39,709 --> 01:45:41,210 Let's just get out of here 1597 01:45:42,086 --> 01:45:45,423 At least he's right about one thing You're courageous 1598 01:45:47,008 --> 01:45:48,801 He on the other hand 1599 01:46:35,306 --> 01:46:37,850 - Cleo, you awake? - What? 1600 01:46:37,934 --> 01:46:41,771 - It's morning - I know, I'm so tired 1601 01:46:41,854 --> 01:46:44,357 Well, we're not there yet Don't worry 1602 01:46:44,482 --> 01:46:46,275 Can you get the hat out? 1603 01:46:46,359 --> 01:46:48,945 It's my dad's birthday, I need his birthday hat 1604 01:46:49,028 --> 01:46:49,987 Right, Pops? 1605 01:46:53,241 --> 01:46:54,826 What birthday hat? 1606 01:46:54,909 --> 01:46:57,495 There's only one birthday hat in our family 1607 01:46:58,454 --> 01:47:01,874 Dad rocked it every birthday He thought it was funny 1608 01:47:01,958 --> 01:47:03,751 - Are you talking about this? - Yes 1609 01:47:03,835 --> 01:47:04,919 He thought it was funny 1610 01:47:05,002 --> 01:47:06,796 I found it endearing 1611 01:47:08,840 --> 01:47:10,049 Look at that beauty 1612 01:47:12,552 --> 01:47:15,847 He considered himself a bit of a 1613 01:47:15,930 --> 01:47:19,517 historian, he loved all the frontier stories 1614 01:47:19,600 --> 01:47:23,563 Lewis and Clark, Daniel Boone, all that kind of stuff 1615 01:47:23,646 --> 01:47:25,523 So he wore it on his birthday 1616 01:47:26,315 --> 01:47:28,443 Couple more hours and we'll be there 1617 01:47:32,196 --> 01:47:33,656 How are you feeling? 1618 01:47:38,661 --> 01:47:40,955 I just can't stop thinking about that email 1619 01:47:45,501 --> 01:47:47,336 I don't know what to do 1620 01:47:50,548 --> 01:47:52,425 What would I even say? 1621 01:47:53,509 --> 01:47:54,969 Call her parents? What-- 1622 01:47:55,928 --> 01:47:58,055 What do you say in that situation? 1623 01:47:58,139 --> 01:47:59,432 I have no idea 1624 01:48:01,225 --> 01:48:04,812 What a parent wants in any mentor, 1625 01:48:04,896 --> 01:48:07,106 is someone who's trying to love their kid 1626 01:48:07,190 --> 01:48:08,649 as much as they love them 1627 01:48:09,984 --> 01:48:11,360 And you do that 1628 01:48:14,322 --> 01:48:16,032 It's alright Trust yourself 1629 01:48:21,204 --> 01:48:23,080 Man, it doesn't matter anyway 1630 01:48:23,164 --> 01:48:24,707 My phone's dead 1631 01:48:25,708 --> 01:48:27,543 Unless you have one I could use? 1632 01:48:27,627 --> 01:48:29,045 No, I don't have a cell phone 1633 01:48:29,128 --> 01:48:31,172 You mean you've been driving around 1634 01:48:31,255 --> 01:48:33,090 all this time without a cell phone? 1635 01:48:35,009 --> 01:48:36,219 Seems a little 1636 01:48:37,094 --> 01:48:39,305 - reckless - I'm old-school 1637 01:48:39,388 --> 01:48:40,431 I got a map 1638 01:48:44,936 --> 01:48:48,397 Look, we're going to pass a pay phone 1639 01:48:48,481 --> 01:48:50,775 And when I see it, we can pull over 1640 01:48:51,651 --> 01:48:55,446 And when you get on the phone, just remember, 1641 01:48:56,531 --> 01:48:57,532 trust yourself 1642 01:48:58,449 --> 01:49:02,870 Honestly, if you were my kid's youth minister, 1643 01:49:03,579 --> 01:49:06,791 I would be thrilled You're a really nice guy 1644 01:49:08,167 --> 01:49:12,964 And at no point have I thought you didn't care about her 1645 01:49:14,924 --> 01:49:18,636 And if I'm a parent, I want someone who's going 1646 01:49:18,719 --> 01:49:21,973 to try to love my kid as much as I do 1647 01:49:22,848 --> 01:49:25,643 No parent knows the right thing to do all the time 1648 01:49:25,726 --> 01:49:28,980 So some 20-year-old trying to tell 'em God loves 'em 1649 01:49:29,063 --> 01:49:30,690 might not either 1650 01:49:30,773 --> 01:49:32,650 Give yourself a break 1651 01:50:13,774 --> 01:50:15,651 We're close, we're almost there 1652 01:50:15,735 --> 01:50:17,653 Oh yeah 1653 01:50:20,740 --> 01:50:21,866 Check it out 1654 01:50:22,825 --> 01:50:24,243 Welcome to Edmond 1655 01:50:24,327 --> 01:50:25,953 Uh huh, what kind of place is it? 1656 01:50:26,037 --> 01:50:27,997 It's a great place to grow 1657 01:50:28,080 --> 01:50:29,373 Yeah 1658 01:50:58,861 --> 01:51:01,447 Ah so, remind me why we're here again? 1659 01:51:01,530 --> 01:51:03,366 This is the last place I saw my dad 1660 01:51:04,367 --> 01:51:06,285 - Here? - Yeah 1661 01:51:07,870 --> 01:51:08,746 It was-- 1662 01:51:12,750 --> 01:51:14,293 It was my last day 1663 01:51:16,587 --> 01:51:18,255 as a minister 1664 01:51:18,339 --> 01:51:19,799 at a church 1665 01:51:19,882 --> 01:51:21,217 It was the worst day of my life 1666 01:51:21,300 --> 01:51:24,470 I woke up that day and my wife was gone 1667 01:51:24,553 --> 01:51:26,597 It was the last day I'd ever see my dad 1668 01:51:27,598 --> 01:51:31,394 I haven't seen my mom or my family since then 1669 01:51:31,477 --> 01:51:35,106 And then after the funeral, my dad pulled me aside, 1670 01:51:35,189 --> 01:51:37,775 he just looked at me and said, "Larry, 1671 01:51:37,858 --> 01:51:41,570 this family doesn't believe in first marriages 1672 01:51:41,654 --> 01:51:43,906 And neither does the Church 1673 01:51:46,826 --> 01:51:48,369 Don't come back alone" 1674 01:51:55,751 --> 01:51:56,585 I'm 1675 01:51:57,878 --> 01:52:00,089 I really got to do this by myself 1676 01:52:00,172 --> 01:52:01,465 Are you sure? 1677 01:52:03,134 --> 01:52:04,009 Me 1678 01:52:05,553 --> 01:52:08,681 and Dad have a little bit to work on 1679 01:52:10,141 --> 01:52:12,351 So wait, who's funeral was it? 1680 01:52:17,273 --> 01:52:18,149 Hanna's 1681 01:52:23,154 --> 01:52:24,363 My daughter's 1682 01:53:10,451 --> 01:53:12,453 Do you remember what you said? 1683 01:53:18,626 --> 01:53:21,754 "Everything happens for a reason 1684 01:53:26,884 --> 01:53:30,679 No matter how horrible you feel right now, 1685 01:53:32,223 --> 01:53:36,477 Larry, God intended this for good" 1686 01:53:37,937 --> 01:53:40,940 You have no idea what it's like 1687 01:53:43,192 --> 01:53:46,612 To go to bed one night with the family you dreamed of, 1688 01:53:46,695 --> 01:53:50,699 and go to bed the next night without your daughter 1689 01:54:46,255 --> 01:54:48,215 "Larry, you're sitting 1690 01:54:50,718 --> 01:54:52,553 where I should have said nothing 1691 01:54:53,220 --> 01:54:54,179 I should've 1692 01:54:57,349 --> 01:54:58,392 held my son, 1693 01:55:00,686 --> 01:55:04,356 and you shouldn't have been left to shake your fists 1694 01:55:04,440 --> 01:55:05,399 at God alone 1695 01:55:05,482 --> 01:55:09,320 Hannah was your joy 1696 01:55:10,738 --> 01:55:12,823 Like you are mine" 1697 01:55:14,742 --> 01:55:17,161 "I don't know what it's like 1698 01:55:19,914 --> 01:55:21,957 to watch your child die, 1699 01:55:24,710 --> 01:55:29,089 and be abandoned by the ones you love, but God does 1700 01:55:31,008 --> 01:55:31,967 Forgive me, 1701 01:55:34,386 --> 01:55:36,180 my son and my joy 1702 01:55:38,599 --> 01:55:39,475 Dad" 1703 01:57:36,884 --> 01:57:38,093 Well Cleo, 1704 01:57:39,470 --> 01:57:40,804 you ready to go home? 1705 01:57:43,348 --> 01:57:45,059 I think so 1706 01:58:20,928 --> 01:58:23,430 Holy shit, Larry 1707 01:59:07,683 --> 01:59:08,559 Hey, 1708 01:59:09,518 --> 01:59:10,394 pay phone 1709 01:59:12,187 --> 01:59:14,398 Ah, kind of loud, though 1710 01:59:14,481 --> 01:59:17,651 Hmm, that's what hands are for 1711 01:59:17,734 --> 01:59:18,694 Just cup it 1712 01:59:27,077 --> 01:59:28,287 Ready? 1713 01:59:28,370 --> 01:59:30,664 I guess 1714 01:59:58,108 --> 02:00:00,277 - Hello - Yeah, Mr Baker 1715 02:00:00,360 --> 02:00:03,739 - Yeah, this is Cleo - Oh hey, Cleo 1716 02:00:03,822 --> 02:00:06,450 Hi, yeah, I just wanted to call 1717 02:00:06,533 --> 02:00:10,746 and you know, I don't know what the Board told you 1718 02:00:10,829 --> 02:00:12,706 Yeah, I haven't heard from the Board 1719 02:00:12,789 --> 02:00:14,666 I just want to do the right thing 1720 02:00:14,750 --> 02:00:16,668 and I'm going to support her through this 1721 02:00:53,205 --> 02:00:55,332 Alright, alright, bye 1722 02:01:18,480 --> 02:01:19,439 I did it 128473

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