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No, no, no, no
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What?
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Oh, what?
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- Nice sunglasses
- Thanks
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- You got a light?
- No, no I don't smoke
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Alright,
I think I have one
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You look sad as shit
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- It's complicated
- Isn't it always?
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- Where are you headed?
- Anywhere but here
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Man,
why can't people tell the truth?
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I don't even know
what's true anymore
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Looks like you could use
a little more than the truth
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Oh, I think, uh,
my phone's going off here
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Oh, yeah, excuse me
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Hello?
Yeah hey, how you doing?
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No, no, no, no,
it's alright Yeah, mm-hmm
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Mm-hm, yeah
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Mm-hm
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Hey, hey
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Hey, hey, hey, man
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Oh, my God,
you just hit my bike
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So, oh, sorry bro
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- Hey, do you know where
Fat Willy's Diner is?
- What?
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- Fat Willy's Diner
- What are you talking about?
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- Fat Willy has a Diner
- Why'd you hit my bike?
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- Uh--
- This is a vintage bike
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- Do you know where Uncle
Billy's Favorite Things are?
- What?
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- This was my grandfather's bike
- It's a Mexican restaurant
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What am I going to do?
I can't get these parts
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You're going to park
in a bike area next time?
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- Really?
- Too soon?
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- It was a joke
- Oh, my God
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There's no bike
shop in this town
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How am I going
to get this fixed?
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So,
exactly how far are you going?
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I don't know,
a couple hundred miles
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- What's so funny?
- I smell road trip
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- Do you want a ride?
- With you?
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No, with the other
person that has a van big enough
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for your busted-ass bike
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Think of how hot and sweaty
you're going to get without me
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Mm-hm, it's going to
be going down your back
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Don't make me offer
you a piece of candy
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Do you have any room in
the back? For you?
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Yes I do
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Oh, yeah,
it's a road trip
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Be careful, White
Lightning can be a bit delicate,
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- but she's full of mysteries
you've yet to-- Hey
- What is all this stuff?
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- The bear's not a mean bear
- Do you live in here
or something?
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He's not going to bite
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- What is all
this stuff, man?
- Ooh A fisherman?
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Watch your pole
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Well,
welcome to White Lightning
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Engineered for both
pleasure and transportation
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My name's Larry
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- Cleo
- Hey, Cleo
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It's okay,
it's just Cheeto dust
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Seems like
you're having a bad day
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You just
destroyed my bike
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And that's one way of
looking at it But you know,
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I don't think you ride
out in the middle of nowhere
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with that bike unless
you're running from something
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So what is it?
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I don't want one
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I,
I got told to take some time off
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- from my job, so, just trying to
get away for a bit
- Ouch
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Yeah,
that's definitely a second hour
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in the car topic, so let's
just play a fun little game
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- No, I don't want
to play a game
- I'm gonna ask you a question,
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and you tell me an answer
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And then we'll be
getting to know each other,
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just Cleo and Larry
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and
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if you could give all
human being one virtue,
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which would you choose?
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- I don't know, pay attention
to their surroundings
- Oh
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You know, be more
aware of where people are
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in the world so
you don't run them over
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Ooh
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What's the last
thing you cried about?
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That's a bit too
personal, I think
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Um
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Okay
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What's the next to
last thing you cried about?
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You can do
either question
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Well, the last graduation I
went to for some of my students
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- So you're a teacher?
- No, not a teacher
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Math,
you look like a math teacher
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I'm a youth
minister, okay?
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- A what?
- A youth minister
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- I work at a church
- Like, you work for Jesus?
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Something like that
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You work for Jesus?
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And I've been
sitting here in this car
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and you haven't even
told me about the Lord
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What happens if, uh
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your wonderfully interesting
answers distracted me
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and I like
died, like that?
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I'd just go to
hell or something?
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You got to
help a brother out
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I'm pretty sure it's
in your job description
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Along with, really
probably voting Republican,
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not liking gay people, denying
climate change, avoiding,
I don't know, science
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- Hey, hey, you don't know what
you're talking about, man
- Definitely not a math teacher
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Boy I-- Sorry
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Uh, that was rude of me
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Not as rude as
not telling someone
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about the precious
gift of eternal life
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But--
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Are you even
good at your job?
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You're crying
at their graduation,
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but you can't
even save a lost soul
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I knew I
shouldn't have told you that
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Actually, how about this?
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I'll help you out:
Give me your pitch, Cleo
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- My what?
- You know,
professional religious types,
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they always have
to have a pitch ready,
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because sometimes
you encounter the heathen
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and you have to be
just prepared, uh, to,
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to lure our souls
into the divine embrace
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of, uh, whatever
brand of Jesus you work for
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- Do you really want to hear it?
- No, I asked for no reason
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- Alright, so God is holy
- Maybe
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And, you know, we,
we want to be with God,
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but we can't,
because we do bad things, right?
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We sin,
we run over people's bikes
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- We do bad things
- Well-- Okay
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And there are consequences
to those bad things, right?
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And
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we deserve
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death That's
the wages of sin, is death
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But, you know,
God through Jesus
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bore the consequences of
those sins and defeated death
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Now we can be holy,
we can be one with God again
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- That's all I got
- Ah, it seems a bit awkward
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No, it's, I mean,
it's about like, sharing in
the love of God
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That's what it's about, that's
what the whole thing is for
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Well, I guess
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You should do
more of the love stuff
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People love love
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You should, uh
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you should work on it
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If you're
a youth minister,
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I'm not talking
about God right now,
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then you've gone
on road trips before
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So what do adolescents
like to talk about on the road?
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So let's imagine
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I'm a young
lad, let's say 13
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Hey Cleo,
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how far is too far?
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You expect me
to answer that?
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- If, uh--
- What are you even
talking about?
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- What about second base?
- Oh, my God
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If I grab her
titties but I
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- Okay, okay, alright, man
- hold it like this,
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so I don't
touch the areola,
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is it, is it a sin?
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When will you shut
up? That's my question
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Let us consult
with the Magic 8-Ball
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- And--
- Where did you get that?
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Uh,
I've had it since I was a kid
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It says: Prospects, good
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Never
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You're laughing
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I knew I could do it,
I knew I could do it
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The last person I talked
about stabbing their penis
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with a spoon,
they laughed too, Cleo
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Now,
next time it's time for song,
you know what to do, alright?
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Me and White Lightning
have never had an accident
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- we couldn't recover from
- What's White Lightning?
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That would be
who you're sitting in
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This beast, this beauty,
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this road professional
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Who names their car?
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People that love
their automobiles
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I know you
know what love is
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White Lightning is full
of love, not so much holiness
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She mostly
specializes in road trips and
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naps,
she's really good at naps
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And what else
does White Lightning do?
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Never breaks down
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- High quality shortcut, Cleo
- This doesn't
look like a shortcut
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- Well luckily you're not driving
- Are you sure about this?
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- White Lightning, is it
a short cut?
- I don't know
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- This does not look like
the right way to go
- He said, yeah
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We are
going to get so lost
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Did you make a wrong turn?
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No
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I think we're
having a problem here
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- You went the wrong way,
didn't you?
- Nope
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White Lightning
appears to be napping
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What do you mean, napping?
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- It's off
- What?
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- Can you stop it?
- Well, I can use the brake,
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and we can coast
all the way this way,
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- I guess
- Are you kidding me?
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- I don't think it's a joke
- What are we going to do?
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Yeah
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We are stuck in
the middle of nowhere now
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Well,
it's not nowhere
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It's in
the middle of a shortcut
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I knew we shouldn't
have come down this road
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Well, I guess
you should've said something
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One more
time than you did
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Ouch
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Jesus
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There we go
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Hey ah--
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Cleo?
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Come here
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Man, I don't know
anything about cars
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That's why I ride a bike
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I'm-- I don't really
know that much either
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Could you just, I just need you
to put your hands right there
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Why is that?
Ow, gee, that's hot
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- Why, why did you just
ask me to do that?
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It would have worked
either way Do it like this
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No, I'm not doing that
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Come on, just do it,
we're trying to get out of here
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- How is that going to help?
- You're going to pray
for my car
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White Lightning's sick, I
don't know anything about cars
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You just said you don't know
much, Mr Bikes-A-Lot So
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Do your thing
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God,
please heal this engine
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White Lightning
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Help us get out of
here safely and quickly
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And help White
Lightning get back on the road
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- Amen
- Amen
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Hopefully it works better
than your bike after this
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I'm sure Jesus
doesn't want you
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stuck out on
a road all alone with me
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Um--
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- Nothing
- - You're going to have to talk to God
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- about the efficacy
of your prayers, Cleo
- Come on, Larry
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What are we going to do?
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Don't worry
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We are in
the middle of nowhere
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No, no, no,
Cleo, don't worry
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You are looking
at a human Britannica
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There's a reason I
don't have a smart phone
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I'm the app for that
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That doesn't
help to fix the car
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No, but it helps me remember how
to get to the shop we passed
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Up and around
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I'm going to go to the shop, I'm
going to get us some help and
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your prayers
will be answered
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- Just go
- You really got to learn
to smile some
248
00:21:01,177 --> 00:21:05,682
Oh, yeah So, don't let anyone
mess with White Lightning
249
00:21:09,102 --> 00:21:11,354
- Get out of here
- I'll take that as a yes
250
00:21:13,231 --> 00:21:16,442
And you're a little
dirty, don't get on my couch
251
00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:47,640
- Jabez? You're Jabez?
- Oh, you're a genius, huh?
Look what you made me do
252
00:21:47,724 --> 00:21:50,268
- My name's Larry
- Yeah, that's great, Larry
How are you?
253
00:21:50,393 --> 00:21:51,811
I think you're
the perfect person
254
00:21:51,894 --> 00:21:53,646
- The man I'm looking for
- You're a thinker
255
00:21:53,730 --> 00:21:54,856
That'll be helpful
256
00:21:55,898 --> 00:21:58,901
I guess Um, so,
I have a little problem
257
00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:02,071
- Yeah, go ahead
- Okay
258
00:22:02,155 --> 00:22:04,073
So I have this
new friend named Cleo
259
00:22:04,157 --> 00:22:06,951
- I hit his bike, he was on--
- So many details
260
00:22:07,785 --> 00:22:10,830
Well, so we were in
my van, White Lightning,
261
00:22:10,913 --> 00:22:13,291
we're going down the road,
and then it did one of those
262
00:22:13,416 --> 00:22:15,126
clunk,
clunk, clunk, clunk
263
00:22:15,209 --> 00:22:18,254
- And so--
- Boy, that's really easy
to figure that out
264
00:22:19,339 --> 00:22:22,967
It is? So
you're saying you can help me?
265
00:22:23,051 --> 00:22:25,928
Friday afternoon,
4:30, I can't help anybody
266
00:22:26,763 --> 00:22:29,057
But-- Uh--
267
00:22:30,058 --> 00:22:32,685
We're kind of in
a bit of a predicament
268
00:22:32,769 --> 00:22:35,897
- We don't really know
anyone here
- Can you hand that to me?
269
00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:37,648
- Yeah, yeah, yeah
- No, no, no
270
00:22:37,732 --> 00:22:39,233
I can't drink
that, right over there
271
00:22:39,317 --> 00:22:42,403
- Oh
- Yeah Yeah, yeah
- I understand
272
00:22:42,487 --> 00:22:45,615
- Now you're being helpful
- It's five o'clock somewhere
273
00:22:45,698 --> 00:22:47,200
It's at 4:30
274
00:22:52,288 --> 00:22:54,874
So are you just going
to leave me stranded here?
275
00:22:54,957 --> 00:22:58,169
Uh, you're going to have to file
that under "not my problem"
276
00:22:59,128 --> 00:23:01,923
I mean, is there even
a place to sleep in this town?
277
00:23:02,006 --> 00:23:04,092
Look around,
does it look like it? No
278
00:23:04,175 --> 00:23:09,514
So Jabez, come on,
when can me and you agree
279
00:23:10,223 --> 00:23:12,517
that you could
bring your mechanic skills
280
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:14,268
down to White Lightning?
281
00:23:14,352 --> 00:23:16,771
Monday morning
around 8:30, how's that?
282
00:23:17,522 --> 00:23:20,441
- Like there's no time
before that?
- No
283
00:23:22,110 --> 00:23:26,197
Let me get
a pinky promise, Jabez
284
00:23:28,950 --> 00:23:31,786
Alright,
I'll take that See you then
285
00:23:31,869 --> 00:23:33,871
The anticipation is killing me
286
00:23:46,634 --> 00:23:47,677
Hey, Cleo
287
00:23:48,928 --> 00:23:50,721
So,
can we get out of here?
288
00:23:50,805 --> 00:23:55,017
Oh, yeah, we can get
out of here on Monday
289
00:23:55,101 --> 00:23:58,104
On Monday? Why on Monday?
290
00:23:58,187 --> 00:24:00,773
Well, I met,
I met a new friend
291
00:24:00,857 --> 00:24:02,817
His name's
Jabez, the mechanic
292
00:24:02,900 --> 00:24:05,695
And see,
I get there and it's like 4:30
293
00:24:05,778 --> 00:24:09,490
and he gets off at five and he
doesn't really work on
the weekends
294
00:24:09,574 --> 00:24:11,576
Healthy boundaries
295
00:24:11,659 --> 00:24:13,619
What are we going
to do until Monday?
296
00:24:13,703 --> 00:24:16,956
Do we have to see it as stuck
or an opportunity
to be seized?
297
00:24:17,039 --> 00:24:18,875
Wait, wait, wait, wait
Was there a hotel back there?
298
00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:22,503
- Or any place to stay?
- Good question Same one I had
299
00:24:23,379 --> 00:24:24,839
Not really
300
00:24:24,922 --> 00:24:28,634
So there's not
technically a mechanic
301
00:24:28,718 --> 00:24:31,095
- or a place to stay
- What are we going to do, man?
302
00:24:31,179 --> 00:24:32,430
We are stuck out here
303
00:24:32,555 --> 00:24:34,265
This is not
what I expected, okay?
304
00:24:34,348 --> 00:24:37,226
I just got on my bike,
and I wanted to go for a ride
305
00:24:37,310 --> 00:24:39,770
and get out of here, and then
you come and you hit my bike
306
00:24:39,854 --> 00:24:42,398
and now I'm stuck with
you in the middle of nowhere
307
00:24:42,482 --> 00:24:44,066
Uh--
308
00:24:44,150 --> 00:24:46,110
I don't want
to be pushy, but
309
00:24:46,194 --> 00:24:49,614
I feel like there's
half this story I don't know
310
00:24:49,697 --> 00:24:51,365
I mean,
this isn't ideal but--
311
00:24:53,868 --> 00:24:56,162
They just told me I
had to go for two weeks
312
00:24:56,245 --> 00:24:58,206
And what was
I supposed to do?
313
00:24:58,289 --> 00:25:00,208
I was just
trying to clear my head
314
00:25:00,291 --> 00:25:04,170
and then you go and you
hit me with your stupid van
315
00:25:04,253 --> 00:25:05,755
Who told you to go where?
316
00:25:06,631 --> 00:25:08,966
The church that
I work for They--
317
00:25:09,050 --> 00:25:10,468
They told me to
take two weeks off
318
00:25:10,593 --> 00:25:13,262
I was just trying to
get out and clear my head
319
00:25:13,346 --> 00:25:15,389
and whatever,
figure some stuff out
320
00:25:16,182 --> 00:25:17,600
And then you come
and you hit my bike
321
00:25:17,683 --> 00:25:19,477
- I hear you
- If it wasn't for you
322
00:25:19,602 --> 00:25:22,146
we would not be in
this situation right now
323
00:25:22,230 --> 00:25:25,066
Well,
that's one way to look at it
324
00:25:25,983 --> 00:25:29,779
But, Cleo, and I know
we just became friends,
325
00:25:29,862 --> 00:25:31,906
- but it's good to know--
- We are not friends
326
00:25:32,740 --> 00:25:35,993
Yet It is good to
know all this animosity
327
00:25:36,077 --> 00:25:38,204
wasn't just
about that old-ass bike
328
00:25:39,288 --> 00:25:40,164
So,
329
00:25:40,915 --> 00:25:42,083
suggestions?
330
00:25:43,376 --> 00:25:45,086
I don't know, man
331
00:25:47,380 --> 00:25:49,173
Good thing I
brought my camping gear
332
00:25:49,257 --> 00:25:52,760
I guess I could find a place
to pitch my tent around here
333
00:25:52,843 --> 00:25:53,761
Yeah
334
00:25:57,098 --> 00:25:58,474
I like you, let's camp
335
00:25:58,558 --> 00:26:00,518
- No, no, no I don't want
to camp with you
- Here's the thing,
336
00:26:00,643 --> 00:26:02,520
you get that
side, I get this side
337
00:26:02,603 --> 00:26:04,188
- No, no, no, no
- With those guns
338
00:26:04,272 --> 00:26:07,775
and these looks
we can move on down
339
00:26:07,858 --> 00:26:09,443
The river's
just around the edge
340
00:26:13,030 --> 00:26:15,157
We at least need to
get the van out of the road
341
00:26:15,241 --> 00:26:18,869
Yep,
but don't you think camping near
water's a little bit cooler?
342
00:26:18,953 --> 00:26:21,998
And somebody is a little steam
pot and needs to cool down
343
00:26:23,165 --> 00:26:25,459
Let's move
this thing, geez
344
00:26:26,335 --> 00:26:32,008
Alright, Cleo, on three
give it the big old heave ho
345
00:26:32,091 --> 00:26:33,926
One, two, three
346
00:26:38,639 --> 00:26:40,224
Oh, my God
347
00:26:46,439 --> 00:26:49,650
So why are you on
Jesus break for two weeks?
348
00:26:49,734 --> 00:26:51,485
I'm trying to
concentrate here, man
349
00:26:51,569 --> 00:26:53,863
Why did
they get rid of you?
350
00:26:53,946 --> 00:26:56,741
- Just push the car
- Come on, Cleo
351
00:26:56,824 --> 00:26:58,200
Give me just a hint
352
00:27:00,703 --> 00:27:03,331
You know Christians don't
get all pissy for no reason
353
00:27:03,414 --> 00:27:06,167
- Oh, God
- It's usually about money, sex,
354
00:27:06,250 --> 00:27:08,878
- not being a Republican
- Okay, stop, stop, stop
355
00:27:08,961 --> 00:27:12,131
Just stop for a second Let's
just take a break for a second
356
00:27:13,466 --> 00:27:14,467
Oh
357
00:27:16,010 --> 00:27:19,347
- What are you doing, man?
- Ah, take a guess
358
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:23,893
But while you're
doing it, just say cheese
359
00:27:25,770 --> 00:27:28,564
Will you put that away
and just keep pushing, please?
360
00:27:29,899 --> 00:27:32,026
- I want to get there
before dark
- You have to save
361
00:27:32,109 --> 00:27:33,611
- the memories
- Just come on, let's go
362
00:27:33,694 --> 00:27:35,237
- Get this over with
- Alright
363
00:27:35,321 --> 00:27:37,365
Let's do it like a game
364
00:27:38,324 --> 00:27:39,659
Twenty questions
365
00:27:40,534 --> 00:27:44,038
I'm going to try to figure out
why they put you
in Jesus timeout
366
00:27:44,121 --> 00:27:47,750
- Just push the van, come on
- Does it have anything
to do with money?
367
00:27:49,835 --> 00:27:52,505
- No
- Ah, banging?
368
00:27:53,422 --> 00:27:55,758
- What?
- Is it about sex?
369
00:27:57,259 --> 00:28:02,890
- Maybe, kind of
- I'm going to take that
as a yes Is it a woman?
370
00:28:05,518 --> 00:28:08,229
- Well, not exactly
- A girl?
371
00:28:10,356 --> 00:28:12,274
- A boy?
- No, not a boy
372
00:28:12,358 --> 00:28:14,318
- A man
- Not a man
373
00:28:14,402 --> 00:28:17,905
Um
374
00:28:19,824 --> 00:28:23,411
- Did you have your clothes on?
- Yes, I had my clothes on
375
00:28:23,494 --> 00:28:25,830
- What are you talking about?
- Everyone has their own
style, it's okay
376
00:28:25,913 --> 00:28:27,957
Do you regret it?
377
00:28:29,458 --> 00:28:31,585
I don't
know, I don't think so
378
00:28:31,669 --> 00:28:34,004
Woo, second base or more?
379
00:28:34,088 --> 00:28:37,133
That is not, you're,
you don't know what you're
talking about, man
380
00:28:37,216 --> 00:28:41,053
Um
Were you acting or watching?
381
00:28:41,137 --> 00:28:42,847
- Acting?
- Oh, my God
382
00:28:43,889 --> 00:28:45,641
Just push, please
383
00:28:45,725 --> 00:28:49,854
Do you, do you think
Jesus would be happy with you?
384
00:28:50,980 --> 00:28:53,149
- I hope so
- What?
385
00:28:54,942 --> 00:28:57,445
So if Jesus is
happy with you, Cleo,
386
00:28:57,528 --> 00:28:59,155
then why are
they so mad at you?
387
00:29:00,614 --> 00:29:01,782
Listen, man
388
00:29:03,993 --> 00:29:06,120
There was
this girl, she's 15,
389
00:29:07,037 --> 00:29:08,289
in my youth group
390
00:29:09,415 --> 00:29:10,416
And she came out to me
391
00:29:11,459 --> 00:29:14,378
And
the church didn't like it
392
00:29:15,546 --> 00:29:18,090
I told her that God
loved her just as she was
393
00:29:21,010 --> 00:29:22,595
You were her minister
394
00:29:23,637 --> 00:29:24,680
and told her what?
395
00:29:26,766 --> 00:29:27,850
Man, you heard me
396
00:29:29,769 --> 00:29:31,687
Pretty sure that's
what they pay you to do
397
00:29:31,771 --> 00:29:33,856
Let's just-- I don't
want to talk about it anymore
398
00:29:33,939 --> 00:29:35,649
Let's just
keep pushing, please
399
00:29:35,733 --> 00:29:39,737
You got in trouble for
telling someone God loved them?
400
00:29:39,820 --> 00:29:42,239
- Yes
- And they sent you to timeout?
401
00:29:42,323 --> 00:29:47,453
To what? Come back and be
like, "God loves everybody"
Unless you're gay
402
00:29:47,536 --> 00:29:49,914
You don't get it, man
It's more complicated than that
403
00:29:49,997 --> 00:29:52,374
Let's-- I-- We need
to get this off the road
404
00:29:52,458 --> 00:29:55,336
Well I mean, all means all
405
00:29:55,419 --> 00:29:57,630
Unless you like
chicks and are a chick
406
00:29:57,713 --> 00:29:59,673
- Ready?
- I think so
407
00:30:03,677 --> 00:30:05,513
Okay, to the left
Straighten out, straighten out,
408
00:30:05,596 --> 00:30:07,223
- straighten out
- Shit
409
00:30:07,306 --> 00:30:10,017
Something just flew
out from underneath here
410
00:30:10,100 --> 00:30:12,603
Probably
a grasshopper Or a snake
411
00:30:17,650 --> 00:30:19,693
You can feel
it, can't you?
412
00:30:21,237 --> 00:30:22,613
- Push
- Shut up
413
00:30:25,866 --> 00:30:27,535
Oh, yeah
414
00:30:27,618 --> 00:30:30,454
- Almost there
- Yeah, we are
415
00:30:30,538 --> 00:30:31,747
Little bit more
416
00:30:34,583 --> 00:30:35,918
What's so funny?
417
00:30:36,001 --> 00:30:38,420
Oh,
well, what do you mean?
418
00:30:38,504 --> 00:30:40,840
That's the hill
419
00:30:41,924 --> 00:30:45,636
Feel like that hill
was, uh, a sign from God
420
00:30:45,719 --> 00:30:47,513
Perfect place to
camp for the night
421
00:30:47,596 --> 00:30:50,599
You, me, White Lightning,
422
00:30:51,392 --> 00:30:52,476
and memories
423
00:30:54,895 --> 00:30:57,022
Oh, come on, Cleo
424
00:30:57,106 --> 00:30:58,732
We're going to have fun
425
00:31:00,317 --> 00:31:04,280
Me and White
Lightning are camping masters
426
00:31:06,782 --> 00:31:09,159
We don't take in
guests very often
427
00:31:09,243 --> 00:31:11,036
Only special
ones like you
428
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:13,205
- Hey, be careful with that
- And your grandfather's bike
429
00:31:13,289 --> 00:31:15,082
I know,
I'm going to be delicate
430
00:31:15,165 --> 00:31:17,126
Going to put it
right here in our designated
431
00:31:17,209 --> 00:31:18,752
bike parking spot
432
00:31:18,836 --> 00:31:20,462
I don't need
your help, Larry
433
00:31:20,546 --> 00:31:22,423
Well, alright
434
00:31:24,675 --> 00:31:26,760
I was wondering, Cleo
435
00:31:28,387 --> 00:31:30,306
are you mad they axed you?
436
00:31:31,181 --> 00:31:33,934
What are you talking
about? They didn't ax me
437
00:31:34,643 --> 00:31:37,855
I can't be mad with them
You know, I told them that
438
00:31:37,938 --> 00:31:40,065
I would believe
certain things and
439
00:31:40,816 --> 00:31:42,568
you know, I agreed
with the Statement of Faith,
440
00:31:42,651 --> 00:31:45,654
this is what we believe
and you promise to uphold this
441
00:31:45,738 --> 00:31:48,616
and all that stuff,
and promised, and it's not their
fault
442
00:31:48,699 --> 00:31:51,869
So you told
them you would believe
443
00:31:52,661 --> 00:31:55,873
that the girl who
said she was a lesbian
444
00:31:55,956 --> 00:31:57,249
shouldn't be a lesbian?
445
00:31:57,333 --> 00:31:58,876
But you think you
did the right thing
446
00:31:58,959 --> 00:32:00,544
by telling
her God loved her?
447
00:32:01,295 --> 00:32:04,506
- I don't know, Larry
- I don't know, either
This is a bit confusing
448
00:32:06,133 --> 00:32:08,969
So,
so what do you believe then?
449
00:32:09,053 --> 00:32:11,639
Should you have
done something different?
450
00:32:11,722 --> 00:32:12,681
I don't know
451
00:32:14,141 --> 00:32:15,517
What else is on that list?
452
00:32:17,311 --> 00:32:19,063
Does it like,
got the good stuff too?
453
00:32:20,522 --> 00:32:22,316
You know,
like about the virgin?
454
00:32:23,442 --> 00:32:24,902
Larry, she's like, 15
455
00:32:25,611 --> 00:32:28,364
- No, no, no, the BVM
- What?
456
00:32:28,447 --> 00:32:30,616
- Blessed Virgin Mary
- Oh, my God
457
00:32:30,699 --> 00:32:32,117
What, do you not
even have Catholic friends?
458
00:32:32,201 --> 00:32:34,078
Are they not real
Christians or something?
459
00:32:34,161 --> 00:32:37,289
Even I know BVM is
Blessed Virgin Mary
460
00:32:37,373 --> 00:32:40,626
She's like the second most
popular person in your religion
461
00:32:40,709 --> 00:32:43,671
- Whatever, Larry
- Are you allowed
to watch Ellen DeGeneres?
462
00:32:45,756 --> 00:32:50,386
- I don't really watch much TV
- Will and Grace?
Modern Family?
463
00:32:53,806 --> 00:32:56,684
- You're a Seventh Heaven
kind of guy?
- Shut up, Larry
464
00:32:56,767 --> 00:32:59,186
- I think I lost a tent pole
- Jessica Biel's fine
465
00:33:00,729 --> 00:33:02,606
- I mean, when she grew up
- Oh, man
466
00:33:07,152 --> 00:33:10,614
- So what am I
going to do?
- What about, uh
467
00:33:10,698 --> 00:33:12,616
you got any
apocalyptic horses?
468
00:33:13,409 --> 00:33:16,620
- What are you talking about?
- On the stuff that you believed,
469
00:33:17,454 --> 00:33:18,747
when you signed it
470
00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:22,835
- You don't know what
you're talking about
- Is there--
471
00:33:23,752 --> 00:33:24,670
Blood?
472
00:33:27,297 --> 00:33:28,215
Crosses
473
00:33:29,591 --> 00:33:32,386
Um Look,
if you need some help,
474
00:33:32,469 --> 00:33:33,971
- I can help you out
- Just shut up, Larry
475
00:33:34,096 --> 00:33:36,640
Alright, I don't know
Alright, I don't know
476
00:33:36,724 --> 00:33:38,475
No, no,
I meant help with the tent
477
00:33:38,559 --> 00:33:41,687
I left the tent pole somewhere;
I don't know where it is
478
00:33:41,770 --> 00:33:43,313
Oh, don't worry
479
00:33:43,397 --> 00:33:45,941
We're on a road
trip, we're friends
480
00:33:46,025 --> 00:33:47,985
Me and White
Lightning got this covered
481
00:33:48,110 --> 00:33:51,196
One, two,
three, cuddle party
482
00:33:53,490 --> 00:33:54,742
Big spoon
483
00:33:56,785 --> 00:34:00,914
Yeah I'm growing on
you Give me that smile
484
00:34:04,543 --> 00:34:06,128
You can hold
it till morning
485
00:34:25,647 --> 00:34:26,607
Hey, Cleo?
486
00:34:27,733 --> 00:34:29,026
- What?
- Cleo?
487
00:34:32,029 --> 00:34:33,614
Do you like Chumbawamba?
488
00:34:35,449 --> 00:34:37,034
Larry,
I just want to go to bed, man
489
00:34:37,117 --> 00:34:38,786
Do you know that song?
490
00:34:38,869 --> 00:34:40,245
About
getting knocked down
491
00:34:43,457 --> 00:34:45,042
I was thinking
more of it about you,
492
00:34:45,125 --> 00:34:47,294
not your bike
necessarily but,
493
00:34:47,377 --> 00:34:48,837
it could be
like, your theme song
494
00:34:48,921 --> 00:34:51,006
Whenever I have bad
days, I pick theme songs
495
00:34:52,049 --> 00:34:54,051
We should pick
your theme song
496
00:34:54,176 --> 00:34:58,013
- I don't really want to play
this game right now, Larry
- Well
497
00:34:59,890 --> 00:35:02,476
I just kind of
feel a little bit bad
498
00:35:02,559 --> 00:35:05,813
Not just for the bike
bit, that was an accident
499
00:35:05,896 --> 00:35:08,398
But probably should
stop making it a habit
500
00:35:08,482 --> 00:35:11,276
of listening with headphones
while I'm driving, but--
501
00:35:14,029 --> 00:35:17,157
White Lightning says she has
my back You know what I mean?
502
00:35:17,866 --> 00:35:19,910
Is this your
attempt at an apology?
503
00:35:19,993 --> 00:35:21,578
Well,
I was working up to it
504
00:35:24,456 --> 00:35:25,332
Whatever, man
505
00:35:26,750 --> 00:35:28,127
Can we just go to sleep?
506
00:35:29,211 --> 00:35:32,131
I kind of gave you a little
bit of a too hard of a time
507
00:35:37,886 --> 00:35:39,638
Alright,
we can hug it out
508
00:35:39,721 --> 00:35:42,349
Get off of me,
man Just go to sleep
509
00:35:42,432 --> 00:35:46,603
Well, just-- It's night time,
we're camping with new friends
510
00:35:46,687 --> 00:35:49,231
We're just
supposed to like, you know,
511
00:35:49,314 --> 00:35:54,444
get tired, tell intimate stories
you weren't planning on sharing
512
00:35:54,528 --> 00:35:59,116
And then we wake up in
the morning a little closer
together than we were before
513
00:35:59,241 --> 00:36:00,617
That kind of thing
514
00:36:00,701 --> 00:36:03,120
Larry,
I am tired of talking to you
515
00:36:03,245 --> 00:36:06,165
And I really just
want you to go to sleep
516
00:36:07,082 --> 00:36:08,792
Um, one question
517
00:36:12,045 --> 00:36:13,088
What?
518
00:36:14,173 --> 00:36:15,591
Who are they?
519
00:36:18,343 --> 00:36:19,511
This is my youth group
520
00:36:22,681 --> 00:36:24,641
- You know, from back home
- Mm-hm
521
00:36:26,059 --> 00:36:29,438
Yeah, so this is,
this is us at a lock in
522
00:36:29,521 --> 00:36:33,525
- Mm-hm
- And, uh, this is at a big community event we had
523
00:36:34,568 --> 00:36:36,695
They're all like
family to me, you know?
524
00:36:37,863 --> 00:36:39,364
You know
what I mean, Larry?
525
00:37:02,804 --> 00:37:03,847
Larry?
526
00:37:06,767 --> 00:37:07,893
Larry?
527
00:37:20,072 --> 00:37:21,615
The truth
will set you free
528
00:37:35,587 --> 00:37:38,423
God,
what am I even doing here?
529
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:44,763
Give me some kind
of sign, make it clear
530
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:08,036
Woo
531
00:38:44,531 --> 00:38:45,866
Hey, friend
532
00:39:03,300 --> 00:39:06,011
- What are you doing?
- Oh, what's up, Cleo?
533
00:39:06,094 --> 00:39:08,096
- What are you doing?
- Uh--
534
00:39:09,598 --> 00:39:13,602
Uh, I believe you call
it digging in to the Word
535
00:39:14,561 --> 00:39:17,022
- What?
- You're getting sticks
536
00:39:18,065 --> 00:39:20,233
I'm getting some Jesus
537
00:39:20,317 --> 00:39:21,985
Is that my-- did you
take that out of my bag?
538
00:39:22,069 --> 00:39:23,653
I think
the Bible's for everyone
539
00:39:23,737 --> 00:39:25,530
You're
the professional here but,
540
00:39:25,614 --> 00:39:28,700
you know,
the one with like, the shepherd
541
00:39:28,784 --> 00:39:31,244
and the lost
sheep and he's like,
542
00:39:31,328 --> 00:39:33,997
here's a dude,
he has 100 sheep
543
00:39:34,081 --> 00:39:38,335
One of 'em gets lost, and who
wouldn't go get the lost sheep
544
00:39:39,378 --> 00:39:41,171
and leave the 99 behind?
545
00:39:41,254 --> 00:39:43,048
- You heard that one?
- Yeah
546
00:39:43,131 --> 00:39:44,591
Well,
that's a horrible idea
547
00:39:44,674 --> 00:39:47,344
if you're actually
like, a shepard, right?
548
00:39:47,469 --> 00:39:50,180
You don't leave 99
to a giant wolf buffet
549
00:39:50,263 --> 00:39:52,891
to go find
the other one unless
550
00:39:54,518 --> 00:39:57,979
you're that kind
of shepherd, you know?
551
00:39:58,063 --> 00:40:00,065
- Yeah, but you know--
- It says, "He went
552
00:40:00,148 --> 00:40:02,234
and searched
until it was found"
553
00:40:02,317 --> 00:40:05,529
Yeah, yeah, but, you
know, it's our responsibility
554
00:40:05,612 --> 00:40:08,698
to come back to God You know,
that's what the parable's about
555
00:40:08,782 --> 00:40:12,244
It's about us
repenting and returning to God
556
00:40:12,327 --> 00:40:14,121
Exactly how
does a sheep repent?
557
00:40:15,789 --> 00:40:19,292
Is it like "baaa", and in sheep
that's like, "My bad, God"
558
00:40:19,376 --> 00:40:21,503
- It's not literal, it's a story
- Oh
559
00:40:21,586 --> 00:40:23,880
I was hoping you
were going to baa at me
560
00:40:24,714 --> 00:40:26,341
It seems that if
you tell the story
561
00:40:26,425 --> 00:40:28,343
to a bunch of
sinners, they might think
562
00:40:29,219 --> 00:40:31,221
the shepherd just
keeps looking until found
563
00:40:31,304 --> 00:40:33,223
No, no, no,
you're telling it to the sinners
564
00:40:33,306 --> 00:40:35,100
because you're
trying to express to them
565
00:40:35,183 --> 00:40:37,686
that they need to
repent and ask for forgiveness
566
00:40:39,563 --> 00:40:41,398
Turn from their
sinful ways, you know,
567
00:40:41,481 --> 00:40:43,692
and,
and then be welcomed back
568
00:40:44,693 --> 00:40:46,111
I, I guess
569
00:40:46,194 --> 00:40:47,779
I mean,
he throws lots of parties
570
00:40:48,572 --> 00:40:50,782
He just has
a party, and what's funny
571
00:40:50,866 --> 00:40:52,701
is it doesn't say
it's a vegan party
572
00:40:52,784 --> 00:40:55,954
So he might've even ate one of
the other sheep for the party
573
00:40:56,037 --> 00:40:57,414
What about the coin one?
574
00:40:57,497 --> 00:41:00,667
There's like,
ten pieces of silver
575
00:41:00,750 --> 00:41:03,086
And this chick loses one
576
00:41:03,837 --> 00:41:06,131
And she,
just like the shepherd says,
577
00:41:06,214 --> 00:41:09,801
I'm not going to bed
till they're all found
578
00:41:09,885 --> 00:41:11,595
And she's like,
sweep here, sweep there,
579
00:41:11,678 --> 00:41:13,972
sweep-ity sweep, sweep,
sweep, and then she finds it
580
00:41:14,055 --> 00:41:15,807
And what's she do? Party
581
00:41:17,350 --> 00:41:18,685
What's with
you and the parties?
582
00:41:18,768 --> 00:41:21,980
The coin was
lost That's the point
583
00:41:22,063 --> 00:41:24,441
Well, I thought
the point was God throws parties
584
00:41:24,524 --> 00:41:27,986
when every time
something lost gets found
585
00:41:28,069 --> 00:41:30,864
No, no, no, no,
the coin was lost,
586
00:41:30,947 --> 00:41:34,201
and now,
after God seeking it,
587
00:41:34,284 --> 00:41:36,536
we can choose
to come back to God
588
00:41:37,621 --> 00:41:40,373
And then maybe I guess,
there's a party if you want I
don't know
589
00:41:40,457 --> 00:41:43,376
Really feel like
you're missing the party part
590
00:41:43,460 --> 00:41:46,171
Well, everything's not a party,
Larry This is serious stuff,
okay?
591
00:41:46,254 --> 00:41:47,797
This is life
and death stuff
592
00:41:50,383 --> 00:41:52,385
So, so who's the shepherd?
593
00:41:53,428 --> 00:41:54,304
God
594
00:41:56,348 --> 00:41:57,933
So who's
the chick with the broom?
595
00:41:58,683 --> 00:42:00,769
- Well, that's also God
- Oh
596
00:42:01,937 --> 00:42:03,230
That could get you fired
597
00:42:04,773 --> 00:42:05,649
Um--
598
00:42:07,192 --> 00:42:10,445
So,
if everybody is like, lost,
599
00:42:11,238 --> 00:42:12,781
and they
have to get found,
600
00:42:14,032 --> 00:42:19,579
then why does the third story
begin with two very found sons?
601
00:42:19,663 --> 00:42:23,708
Like, so found, I guess
they were conceived that way
602
00:42:25,377 --> 00:42:26,795
We're all sinners, Larry
603
00:42:26,878 --> 00:42:29,172
We all need to be found,
we all need to be saved
604
00:42:30,090 --> 00:42:33,593
Yeah, but,
I agree we're all sinners
605
00:42:33,677 --> 00:42:35,178
That seems to be
606
00:42:36,137 --> 00:42:40,100
uh,
the easiest little bit of the
game you're spitting to believe
607
00:42:40,183 --> 00:42:43,144
But why,
608
00:42:43,228 --> 00:42:45,939
why is sin the thing
609
00:42:46,022 --> 00:42:47,899
that's like
most true about you?
610
00:42:47,983 --> 00:42:50,819
Like, isn't the most true
thing about the prodigal son
611
00:42:50,902 --> 00:42:55,115
who his dad is and not
the situation he gets in?
612
00:42:56,866 --> 00:42:58,660
He's always the son
613
00:42:58,743 --> 00:43:00,620
I don't know, I guess I
hadn't thought of it like that
614
00:43:00,704 --> 00:43:03,707
'Cause like,
he's sitting there feeding pigs
615
00:43:03,790 --> 00:43:06,793
And he thinks,
"Maybe I can be a servant"
616
00:43:06,876 --> 00:43:10,380
But the dad's like,
finally you're coming home
617
00:43:10,463 --> 00:43:11,923
We should have a pa--
618
00:43:12,007 --> 00:43:14,926
Don't say it,
Cleo might get upset, party
619
00:43:16,094 --> 00:43:17,637
You know what I mean?
620
00:43:17,721 --> 00:43:20,932
That could be like,
high-quality new material
621
00:43:21,641 --> 00:43:23,602
I don't think I
need any new material
622
00:43:24,311 --> 00:43:25,186
I don't know
623
00:43:26,271 --> 00:43:28,982
- Ask me to give you a pitch
- What pitch?
624
00:43:30,275 --> 00:43:32,652
Oh, my goodness,
I thought we were friends
625
00:43:32,736 --> 00:43:36,573
- You don't even remember
like, just a little bit ago?
- So you got a pitch now?
626
00:43:36,656 --> 00:43:39,034
- Yeah
- Is that what you're telling me,
you've come up with a pitch?
627
00:43:39,117 --> 00:43:41,161
- Yeah, no I'm just trying to--
- Alright let's hear it
Let's hear it
628
00:43:41,244 --> 00:43:43,872
- I'm going to rock it like JC
- Alright, come on bring it
629
00:43:43,955 --> 00:43:46,583
Everybody is important
630
00:43:46,666 --> 00:43:50,378
If you're a lost
sheep or a lost coin,
631
00:43:50,462 --> 00:43:52,839
or even an angsty
little teenager who's like,
632
00:43:52,922 --> 00:43:55,050
screw you, dad,
I'm going to take your money
633
00:43:55,133 --> 00:43:57,552
Like no,
God's throwing a party
634
00:43:57,636 --> 00:44:00,597
and it don't start
until all are there
635
00:44:00,722 --> 00:44:03,266
Everybody,
so do you want to party, Larry?
636
00:44:03,350 --> 00:44:06,519
In fact,
let's party in White Lightning
637
00:44:06,603 --> 00:44:09,981
'Cause I think we're
going to have a great road trip
638
00:44:10,065 --> 00:44:12,567
Me, you, and guess who?
639
00:44:13,401 --> 00:44:14,444
JC
640
00:44:16,029 --> 00:44:18,073
I think you need
to work on your pitch
641
00:44:42,472 --> 00:44:44,432
One, two, three
642
00:45:04,744 --> 00:45:06,246
Five, buddy
643
00:45:17,507 --> 00:45:18,883
Here she is
644
00:45:18,967 --> 00:45:21,386
Check it, Jabez,
this is White Lightning
645
00:45:21,469 --> 00:45:24,431
Whoa, looks like you
need to enlarge your territory,
646
00:45:24,514 --> 00:45:26,766
stretch out
your tent and strike--
647
00:45:26,850 --> 00:45:28,226
Hey, who the hell is this?
648
00:45:28,309 --> 00:45:30,687
This is Jabez, our savior
649
00:45:30,812 --> 00:45:34,107
The mechanic,
my new friend
650
00:45:34,190 --> 00:45:36,234
You obviously
know how lucky it is
651
00:45:36,317 --> 00:45:37,652
to have me
as a new friend
652
00:45:37,736 --> 00:45:40,363
Now this, this guy Cleo,
653
00:45:40,447 --> 00:45:43,533
he's the one with the sweet
bike I told you about Check it
654
00:45:44,284 --> 00:45:45,785
Wow, beep, beep
655
00:45:45,869 --> 00:45:47,120
Please be
careful with that
656
00:45:47,203 --> 00:45:48,913
That is really
something special
657
00:45:48,997 --> 00:45:50,582
Oh yeah
658
00:45:50,665 --> 00:45:53,001
Here we go, camping time
659
00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:56,629
New friends, good drinks
660
00:45:58,882 --> 00:46:00,717
- I thank you
- Let's rock it
661
00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:03,219
So are you going to fix
the van while you're here?
662
00:46:03,303 --> 00:46:06,723
Oh yeah, absolutely
'Cause Saturday nights I wander
around and I look for work
663
00:46:06,848 --> 00:46:08,391
Then what are you doing here?
664
00:46:08,475 --> 00:46:10,602
Can't you
just make a friend?
665
00:46:10,685 --> 00:46:14,230
It's like,
we're camping and stuff
666
00:46:14,314 --> 00:46:16,941
- And what are you wearing?
- My beer-go
667
00:46:19,402 --> 00:46:20,403
You want one?
668
00:46:21,613 --> 00:46:23,031
No thanks
669
00:46:23,740 --> 00:46:27,160
Alright
Remember, sharing is caring
670
00:46:27,952 --> 00:46:29,287
You like fish?
671
00:46:32,165 --> 00:46:34,334
It looks weird with
their eyes all sticking out,
672
00:46:34,417 --> 00:46:36,169
bugging at you
673
00:46:36,252 --> 00:46:38,755
It seems a little offensive
just to chomp on something
674
00:46:38,838 --> 00:46:41,508
just sitting there
staring at you and such
675
00:46:41,591 --> 00:46:43,343
- You want to eat, don't you?
- No, I mean,
676
00:46:43,426 --> 00:46:45,887
I'm not going to say
I'm not going to eat it
677
00:46:45,970 --> 00:46:48,723
Well, friends,
it is a custom of mine
678
00:46:48,807 --> 00:46:51,184
to play a little game,
a get-to-know-you game
679
00:46:51,267 --> 00:46:54,229
- A question game of sorts
- Not this again
680
00:46:54,312 --> 00:46:56,356
What do you
mean, this again?
681
00:46:56,439 --> 00:46:59,192
Think of all the things
we learned about each other
682
00:46:59,275 --> 00:47:01,194
Our burgeoning
friendship was formed
683
00:47:01,277 --> 00:47:04,280
over just answering
a few simple questions
684
00:47:04,364 --> 00:47:07,450
And that was
your dull personality
685
00:47:07,534 --> 00:47:10,745
We have a very
interesting new friend here
686
00:47:10,829 --> 00:47:13,248
- Mr Personality, you might say
- Yeah
687
00:47:13,331 --> 00:47:15,166
- That's what I'm talking about
- Oh, God
688
00:47:15,250 --> 00:47:17,794
I asked him if he
wanted to party, he said,
689
00:47:17,919 --> 00:47:19,921
"It's the weekend,
I'm not working"
690
00:47:20,004 --> 00:47:22,298
I asked you if you
wanted to go for a road trip
691
00:47:22,382 --> 00:47:24,008
and you're like
692
00:47:24,092 --> 00:47:26,803
When you
were young, Jabez,
693
00:47:26,886 --> 00:47:28,680
what did you want
to be when you grew up?
694
00:47:28,763 --> 00:47:30,515
Well I wanted to be
a fireman, of course
695
00:47:30,598 --> 00:47:32,225
Isn't that what
everybody wants to be?
696
00:47:32,308 --> 00:47:34,394
I mean, look at me
I'd fit the part, wouldn't I?
697
00:47:34,477 --> 00:47:36,437
- Hell yeah, you would
- I'd go save some lives
698
00:47:36,521 --> 00:47:38,690
Save some little babies
699
00:47:38,773 --> 00:47:40,817
Make their
mommies real happy
700
00:47:40,900 --> 00:47:42,986
Yeah,
what about you, Cleo?
701
00:47:44,404 --> 00:47:46,531
Did you want to
save souls or something?
702
00:47:47,782 --> 00:47:51,494
No, I mean, I guess I
wanted to be an architect
703
00:47:51,578 --> 00:47:52,829
What's with
your personality?
704
00:47:52,954 --> 00:47:55,498
Why are we so
open and outgoing
705
00:47:55,582 --> 00:47:57,292
and what are
you, a Republican?
706
00:47:57,375 --> 00:47:58,751
What, what do you mean?
707
00:47:58,835 --> 00:48:00,211
What kind of a question?
708
00:48:00,295 --> 00:48:01,629
I haven't even met
you and you sit down
709
00:48:01,713 --> 00:48:02,797
and start asking me
these weird questions
710
00:48:02,881 --> 00:48:04,173
What do you
want me to do for ya?
711
00:48:04,257 --> 00:48:05,758
I want you to fix the van
712
00:48:05,842 --> 00:48:08,303
Tell him why you
were being all like,
713
00:48:08,386 --> 00:48:11,389
"Oh, I'm upset,
I've got to go on a bike ride"
714
00:48:11,472 --> 00:48:13,141
- Tell him
- Sounds like you're on a bit
715
00:48:13,224 --> 00:48:14,559
of a victim
trip right now
716
00:48:14,642 --> 00:48:17,437
Oh, poor me,
my bike, my van
717
00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:18,855
He got axed,
but he's not wanting
718
00:48:18,938 --> 00:48:20,273
to talk about it that way
719
00:48:20,356 --> 00:48:22,692
Oh,
he's a miserable son of a bitch?
720
00:48:22,775 --> 00:48:27,155
No, no, no, this is just
a speed bump on life's journey
721
00:48:27,238 --> 00:48:29,073
- I see
- And so he thought he would
722
00:48:29,157 --> 00:48:30,617
torture two
fish in the fire
723
00:48:32,327 --> 00:48:34,370
You know,
I'm trying to help you eat
724
00:48:34,454 --> 00:48:35,830
Quit your whining
725
00:48:35,914 --> 00:48:37,874
Ah,
the great provider's here
726
00:48:37,999 --> 00:48:39,375
I don't see you
doing anything either
727
00:48:39,459 --> 00:48:41,085
We're all so thankful
728
00:48:41,169 --> 00:48:44,547
What do you most enjoy
or miss about being single?
729
00:48:44,631 --> 00:48:46,716
Spreading my talent
throughout the world
730
00:48:49,135 --> 00:48:51,220
Oh, man, what are you doing?
You're killing me with this
smoke
731
00:48:51,304 --> 00:48:53,598
- You okay?
- You're killing me
732
00:48:53,681 --> 00:48:54,891
Is it the fish, or what?
733
00:48:55,016 --> 00:48:57,518
You're like,
wussing out about smoke?
734
00:48:57,602 --> 00:48:59,771
Well, you know,
I'm sensitive over here
735
00:48:59,854 --> 00:49:01,898
Jabez is
not feeling too good
736
00:49:02,023 --> 00:49:04,275
- Hold on, hold on
I'll get some water
- Oh, you're killing me
737
00:49:04,359 --> 00:49:06,194
- Is it the fish?
- Flush your eyes out
738
00:49:06,277 --> 00:49:07,820
Flush his eyes out?
739
00:49:07,904 --> 00:49:11,199
Look, if this is
serious, I've watched TV
740
00:49:11,282 --> 00:49:14,327
I know how
the holy workers do this
741
00:49:14,410 --> 00:49:15,995
Just let me prepare
742
00:49:16,871 --> 00:49:19,332
Stand up, Jabez
743
00:49:24,337 --> 00:49:27,173
Okay Yeah,
that was helpful
744
00:49:27,256 --> 00:49:29,342
You see that?
745
00:49:29,425 --> 00:49:31,803
I healed him,
I healed him
746
00:49:56,619 --> 00:49:57,578
I can't see
747
00:50:01,124 --> 00:50:02,166
Larry?
748
00:50:04,002 --> 00:50:05,128
Larry?
749
00:50:06,129 --> 00:50:07,088
Larry?
750
00:50:08,923 --> 00:50:10,883
Ha
751
00:50:10,967 --> 00:50:12,301
Be healed
752
00:50:51,424 --> 00:50:52,383
What are you doing?
753
00:50:52,467 --> 00:50:54,469
- Spritzing
- Oh, man
754
00:50:56,345 --> 00:50:59,932
- And slipping
- What?
755
00:51:00,016 --> 00:51:01,476
Spritzing and slipping
756
00:51:01,559 --> 00:51:05,646
You spray them each day,
it keeps the stench away
757
00:51:06,647 --> 00:51:10,485
- Alright
- Then why do you smell
so bad? Huh?
758
00:51:12,278 --> 00:51:14,030
It's Sunday,
let's get ready
759
00:51:14,155 --> 00:51:16,324
- I found us a church
- What?
760
00:51:16,407 --> 00:51:17,492
I found us a church
761
00:51:17,575 --> 00:51:19,869
It's
a worshiping institution
762
00:51:19,952 --> 00:51:22,121
with a sanctuary and
the people and the hymns
763
00:51:22,205 --> 00:51:24,749
and the singing and
the songs and the preaching
764
00:51:28,044 --> 00:51:30,880
I thought you'd want
to go to church, Cleo
765
00:51:30,963 --> 00:51:34,217
Come on, get dressed,
holy man Let's ride
766
00:51:39,889 --> 00:51:41,724
Man, it's hot out here
767
00:51:41,808 --> 00:51:45,019
Hey, do everything
without complaining
768
00:51:46,854 --> 00:51:48,189
Are we almost there?
769
00:51:48,272 --> 00:51:51,067
Yeah,
it's you know, up there,
770
00:51:51,734 --> 00:51:54,403
yonder, around and stuff
771
00:51:54,487 --> 00:51:56,614
- You have no idea where
we're going, do you?
- I know exactly
772
00:51:56,697 --> 00:52:00,493
where we're going and we'll
be there at the appointed time
773
00:52:02,787 --> 00:52:04,455
You don't trust me?
774
00:52:04,539 --> 00:52:06,082
I have to trust you
at least a little bit
775
00:52:06,207 --> 00:52:09,418
I know I mean,
what kind of sane,
776
00:52:09,502 --> 00:52:13,256
like good, talented,
integrity-filled youth minister
777
00:52:13,339 --> 00:52:15,675
would spend the night
with some dude with a beard
778
00:52:15,758 --> 00:52:17,426
in a van if he
didn't trust him?
779
00:52:17,510 --> 00:52:20,263
That would be a horrible
example for all those teenagers
780
00:52:22,265 --> 00:52:26,602
Just saying I saw that brown
suitcase in there last night
781
00:52:26,686 --> 00:52:31,274
What's up with that? I mean,
you got all your clothes hanging
up in the van
782
00:52:31,357 --> 00:52:33,943
- I've never seen you use it,
what's in there?
- Uh--
783
00:52:34,944 --> 00:52:37,280
It's just
a bunch of stuff
784
00:52:38,072 --> 00:52:40,199
Uh, my mom sent it to me
785
00:52:40,283 --> 00:52:43,369
It's like,
trinkets and things from my dad
786
00:52:43,452 --> 00:52:46,038
Are you going
to give 'em back or?
787
00:52:46,122 --> 00:52:48,499
No,
it's complicated Like--
788
00:52:48,583 --> 00:52:52,128
- He died two weeks ago
and then--
- Two weeks ago?
789
00:52:52,837 --> 00:52:53,713
Yeah
790
00:52:54,463 --> 00:52:57,133
I mean, I haven't
talked to him for a long time
791
00:52:57,258 --> 00:53:00,511
And then mom
sends me this letter
792
00:53:00,595 --> 00:53:03,639
And she's
like, your dad died
793
00:53:05,057 --> 00:53:07,894
I really hope you
could do this for me
794
00:53:08,603 --> 00:53:10,980
And like,
take these things,
795
00:53:11,063 --> 00:53:12,690
go back to
where the memories are,
796
00:53:12,773 --> 00:53:14,734
and maybe you
two can work it out
797
00:53:14,817 --> 00:53:17,153
Even though he's
not there to go with you
798
00:53:17,236 --> 00:53:19,822
Which is kind of
like, I don't know
799
00:53:20,656 --> 00:53:23,075
But I didn't
want to tell my mom no
800
00:53:23,159 --> 00:53:24,493
- So--
- Yeah, I get that
801
00:53:24,577 --> 00:53:25,828
I'm off to Edmond
802
00:53:25,912 --> 00:53:27,371
- That sucks
- Two weeks?
803
00:53:28,873 --> 00:53:29,790
Yeah
804
00:53:32,335 --> 00:53:35,254
I got nothing, man,
I don't know what to say Sorry
805
00:53:46,515 --> 00:53:48,100
I'm glad
you're with me, Cleo
806
00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:55,691
- Well, well, well, Cleo
What do you think?
- Not bad
807
00:53:55,775 --> 00:53:57,443
- A church
- Where'd you find it?
808
00:53:57,526 --> 00:54:00,071
Well, Jabez and I were
talking, and he had that like,
809
00:54:00,154 --> 00:54:04,325
one hot cousin
She sings in the choir
810
00:54:04,408 --> 00:54:05,451
And then, uh
811
00:54:06,327 --> 00:54:08,204
There's
a potluck after church
812
00:54:08,287 --> 00:54:09,830
- Oh, my God
- I love fried chicken
813
00:54:09,914 --> 00:54:11,499
Oh, hey, did you see
that? Are you jealous?
814
00:54:11,582 --> 00:54:12,875
Why would
I be jealous of that?
815
00:54:12,959 --> 00:54:14,418
It's
not rusted out
816
00:54:14,502 --> 00:54:15,878
I'm assuming it runs
817
00:54:15,962 --> 00:54:18,005
Speaking of running,
818
00:54:18,089 --> 00:54:21,550
- I'm going to have to hit the porcelain prayer time
- - What?
819
00:54:23,302 --> 00:54:25,721
Excuse
me, excuse me, got to go
820
00:54:31,769 --> 00:54:34,230
- Whew
- Oh geez, Larry
821
00:54:34,355 --> 00:54:36,482
- That stinks
- I rocked it
822
00:54:37,566 --> 00:54:40,319
Hey, when did we eat corn?
823
00:54:42,321 --> 00:54:43,906
We didn't eat corn,
we had fish last night
824
00:54:43,990 --> 00:54:45,408
- Wait, wait, you looked?
- Yeah
825
00:54:45,491 --> 00:54:48,286
- Golden nugget surprise, man
- Oof
826
00:54:49,078 --> 00:54:51,455
Are you feeling okay?
827
00:54:51,539 --> 00:54:55,626
Yeah You don't know
this, but you drink it,
828
00:54:55,710 --> 00:54:58,337
you drop it,
and then you rock it New day
829
00:55:06,053 --> 00:55:10,558
- So when was the last time
you were in a church?
- Yeah, it's been a few
830
00:55:10,641 --> 00:55:13,227
So when was the last time?
831
00:55:15,521 --> 00:55:20,067
Um October 21st, 2009
832
00:55:21,902 --> 00:55:24,030
Wow, that's really specific
833
00:55:24,822 --> 00:55:28,242
- What happened then?
- Next question, Cleo
834
00:55:31,329 --> 00:55:34,915
- Hey Larry What was
your favorite song?
- The last one
835
00:55:37,001 --> 00:55:38,586
- Sorry about that
- That's okay
836
00:55:41,839 --> 00:55:43,632
I'm just pissed off
837
00:55:44,717 --> 00:55:46,677
All that crap about my dad,
bringing him up
838
00:55:46,761 --> 00:55:48,596
before I have to go to a church
839
00:55:48,679 --> 00:55:50,348
And then I had to
go to a church
840
00:55:52,099 --> 00:55:56,312
- Have you thought about where
you're plannin' on steppin'?
- What do you mean?
841
00:55:56,395 --> 00:55:58,230
- What do you mean steppin'?
I'm steppin'--
- The preacher
842
00:55:58,314 --> 00:56:00,941
You going to take
a step out on faith
843
00:56:01,025 --> 00:56:03,569
- for the glory of God?
- I don't know
844
00:56:03,652 --> 00:56:05,321
I thought he was talking to you
845
00:56:05,404 --> 00:56:06,447
- Why?
- All that stuff
846
00:56:06,530 --> 00:56:07,573
with your dad, man
847
00:56:07,656 --> 00:56:11,160
What, did my mom call you?
848
00:56:11,243 --> 00:56:12,578
Yeah, we were talking
back there
849
00:56:12,661 --> 00:56:14,705
Did she want me to
step out on faith?
850
00:56:14,789 --> 00:56:15,664
Yeah
851
00:56:15,748 --> 00:56:17,500
She would
852
00:56:18,209 --> 00:56:20,836
She's not nearly annoying
as my dad
853
00:56:22,338 --> 00:56:24,465
But how 'about this, Cleo?
854
00:56:25,466 --> 00:56:29,929
I take a step out in faith, for
the glory of God, of course
855
00:56:33,182 --> 00:56:34,141
And you do, too
856
00:56:35,976 --> 00:56:37,561
I don't know, I think
spending some time
857
00:56:37,645 --> 00:56:39,146
with you in your van
is a pretty big step
858
00:56:39,230 --> 00:56:40,481
No, no, no, on something else
859
00:56:40,564 --> 00:56:42,775
Maybe,
860
00:56:42,858 --> 00:56:44,944
I don't know, what's something
you've never done before?
861
00:56:45,027 --> 00:56:46,695
There's a lot of things
I haven't done before
862
00:56:46,779 --> 00:56:49,198
Uh Are you still a virgin?
863
00:56:49,281 --> 00:56:53,077
- No, not with me
- Next, next topic
864
00:56:53,160 --> 00:56:55,746
Have you done a keg stand?
865
00:56:56,831 --> 00:56:58,332
No, I haven't done a keg stand
866
00:56:59,708 --> 00:57:01,836
Hey, when you stub your
toe, what do you say?
867
00:57:03,379 --> 00:57:05,005
I don't know
868
00:57:05,089 --> 00:57:08,342
Shit, shit is the correct
answer here
869
00:57:09,093 --> 00:57:12,263
If you give me
a high-quality shit,
870
00:57:12,346 --> 00:57:14,515
I'll give a shit about
my dead dad,
871
00:57:14,598 --> 00:57:19,353
and I'll let you finish our
little journey to Edmond
872
00:57:21,230 --> 00:57:22,106
Shit
873
00:57:23,232 --> 00:57:25,776
Oh, no Yeah, that's really--
874
00:57:26,944 --> 00:57:31,949
- I would think, just saying,
with all your Jesus repression
- What do you want me to do?
875
00:57:32,032 --> 00:57:34,368
- I just did it
- I need a high-quality shit
876
00:57:34,452 --> 00:57:37,204
That's like a step out on,
yeah, give it to me
877
00:57:38,622 --> 00:57:40,207
Come on
878
00:57:40,291 --> 00:57:41,959
Do it, I believe in you
879
00:57:42,042 --> 00:57:44,044
Take a step out in faith
880
00:57:44,128 --> 00:57:45,838
You know what I mean?
881
00:57:45,921 --> 00:57:46,797
Shit
882
00:57:48,215 --> 00:57:49,341
Oh yeah
883
00:57:50,926 --> 00:57:53,721
- Is that good enough for you?
- That's what I'm talking
about, yes
884
00:57:53,804 --> 00:57:57,266
Alright now, let's go
for the big one, the doozy
885
00:57:57,349 --> 00:57:59,143
The F-Bomb, right here,
886
00:57:59,226 --> 00:58:00,519
- right now
- Nah, no, forget it
887
00:58:00,603 --> 00:58:01,854
- Taking steps
- Forget it
888
00:58:01,937 --> 00:58:03,063
Come on, don't be a quitter
889
00:58:03,147 --> 00:58:05,191
I'm not doing that, Larry
890
00:58:05,274 --> 00:58:07,902
- What is your problem?
- It's just words
891
00:58:07,985 --> 00:58:10,070
I don't know what
your dad did to you,
892
00:58:10,154 --> 00:58:12,448
that's making you want to play
these stupid mind games with me,
893
00:58:12,573 --> 00:58:15,618
but I'm not going to
play along Enough
894
00:58:17,286 --> 00:58:18,287
Fuck
895
00:58:20,581 --> 00:58:22,708
You feel better?
896
00:58:22,791 --> 00:58:23,792
I bet it does
897
00:58:23,876 --> 00:58:25,669
You feel great, don't you, Cleo?
898
00:58:39,767 --> 00:58:41,101
How you doing, Cleo?
899
00:58:42,520 --> 00:58:43,395
I'm alright
900
00:58:47,525 --> 00:58:48,776
Today was a doozy,
901
00:58:49,693 --> 00:58:53,822
but tomorrow,
902
00:58:55,533 --> 00:58:58,869
White Lightning's fixed,
and we're out of here
903
00:59:00,371 --> 00:59:01,497
To somewhere
904
00:59:10,214 --> 00:59:12,633
You know how I said yesterday
905
00:59:12,716 --> 00:59:16,262
that I thought that the
church did the right thing
906
00:59:16,345 --> 00:59:18,013
- Yeah
- by giving me two weeks
907
00:59:18,097 --> 00:59:19,306
to think about
908
00:59:20,891 --> 00:59:22,476
my commitment to
909
00:59:23,644 --> 00:59:26,397
the Faith Statement
and blah blah blah
910
00:59:28,274 --> 00:59:31,151
I don't know, I--
maybe they're wrong
911
00:59:32,570 --> 00:59:33,445
Maybe
912
00:59:34,905 --> 00:59:37,491
maybe I did do the right thing
913
00:59:40,202 --> 00:59:41,078
Maybe
914
00:59:43,789 --> 00:59:45,082
I don't know
915
00:59:47,334 --> 00:59:49,169
That's a big question
916
00:59:53,674 --> 00:59:54,550
Just,
917
00:59:55,634 --> 00:59:57,553
it's got to be more
918
00:59:57,636 --> 01:00:00,764
than just believing
the right things
919
01:00:03,183 --> 01:00:04,018
You know?
920
01:00:04,101 --> 01:00:06,020
I don't even know what--
921
01:00:06,103 --> 01:00:08,480
I don't even know what
I believe anymore
922
01:00:10,190 --> 01:00:11,066
I mean,
923
01:00:11,817 --> 01:00:14,778
I feel like I'm doing
the right thing
924
01:00:14,862 --> 01:00:16,238
I just don't know
925
01:00:18,699 --> 01:00:19,575
It's--
926
01:00:20,701 --> 01:00:23,537
It's got to be more than
just getting saved, right?
927
01:00:23,621 --> 01:00:24,496
Like,
928
01:00:25,372 --> 01:00:29,251
why is it always about us
having to ask for forgiveness?
929
01:00:30,377 --> 01:00:31,253
Yeah
930
01:00:34,965 --> 01:00:36,175
I don't know
931
01:00:38,177 --> 01:00:39,053
You know,
932
01:00:42,848 --> 01:00:46,352
there's some real shitty
things that happen
933
01:00:46,435 --> 01:00:49,480
And saying that it's
all God's plan,
934
01:00:50,606 --> 01:00:52,358
it just doesn't work anymore
935
01:00:53,651 --> 01:00:55,611
I mean, think about
that girl, right?
936
01:00:57,196 --> 01:00:59,239
Think about how hard it would be
937
01:01:00,949 --> 01:01:04,912
to say that to someone, to
your family, to your community
938
01:01:07,831 --> 01:01:10,626
And then to have
them reject you,
939
01:01:11,585 --> 01:01:14,755
turn you away, and say
that you're not important,
940
01:01:14,838 --> 01:01:15,881
you're not loved
941
01:01:15,964 --> 01:01:18,550
They all didn't, Cleo
942
01:01:18,634 --> 01:01:19,927
You were there
943
01:01:20,803 --> 01:01:21,762
I'm not there now
944
01:01:23,138 --> 01:01:26,183
How do you know what the
right thing to do is?
945
01:01:27,601 --> 01:01:29,478
I figure if I'm going
to be friends
946
01:01:29,561 --> 01:01:32,022
with a minister,
it's at least one
947
01:01:32,106 --> 01:01:34,942
that is hung up on good
questions like this
948
01:01:35,025 --> 01:01:36,902
I've met enough of 'em to know
949
01:01:36,985 --> 01:01:39,655
that they could just repeat
the shit they were told,
950
01:01:39,738 --> 01:01:43,117
over and over and over again,
951
01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:45,994
and then not even pay attention
952
01:01:46,078 --> 01:01:49,707
to the fact that their
unexamined questions
953
01:01:50,749 --> 01:01:53,419
actually lead to people
hurting themselves,
954
01:01:53,502 --> 01:01:55,754
hating themselves,
denying themselves,
955
01:01:55,838 --> 01:01:58,132
and wondering whether or
not they really matter
956
01:01:58,215 --> 01:01:59,508
Look, dude,
957
01:02:00,509 --> 01:02:03,470
one of the reasons I'm
just so pissed off today
958
01:02:05,931 --> 01:02:08,058
is 'cause my dad did that to me
959
01:02:08,142 --> 01:02:10,686
And I
960
01:02:11,812 --> 01:02:15,774
He was an asshole and
always added God on
961
01:02:15,858 --> 01:02:18,986
to the end of the sentence
as if it made sense
962
01:02:19,903 --> 01:02:21,196
And you know what?
963
01:02:21,280 --> 01:02:24,533
They are just like,
screw you, Cleo
964
01:02:24,616 --> 01:02:27,953
But there's one girl who
didn't get thrown under the bus
965
01:02:28,036 --> 01:02:30,247
because you loved her,
I think that's great
966
01:02:30,330 --> 01:02:33,000
And honestly, I don't know
what God has to do with it,
967
01:02:33,083 --> 01:02:35,586
but God should start
supporting people
968
01:02:35,669 --> 01:02:38,005
who care about like,
969
01:02:38,088 --> 01:02:42,801
just these people becoming
adults that have questions
970
01:02:42,885 --> 01:02:45,095
I don't think it should
be that big of a deal
971
01:02:45,179 --> 01:02:48,015
And I'm sorry if this is
like, flimsy or something,
972
01:02:48,098 --> 01:02:51,894
but honestly, dude,
I rarely respect a human
973
01:02:52,978 --> 01:02:54,271
And I like you
974
01:02:55,314 --> 01:02:56,190
And if--
975
01:02:58,525 --> 01:03:01,737
If I was gonna go to
a church every week,
976
01:03:02,696 --> 01:03:06,158
not once every seven
or eight years,
977
01:03:06,241 --> 01:03:08,619
and my daughter had
a youth minister,
978
01:03:08,702 --> 01:03:10,245
I'd be glad it was you
979
01:03:11,538 --> 01:03:13,248
Questions, doubts,
980
01:03:15,542 --> 01:03:16,585
emo vibe and all
981
01:03:20,881 --> 01:03:22,716
Pretty surprised to hear
you talk about God so much,
982
01:03:22,800 --> 01:03:24,551
especially after earlier today
983
01:03:25,260 --> 01:03:28,222
I have no problems with God
984
01:03:28,305 --> 01:03:32,184
I guess I'm not sure
she's a Christian
985
01:03:32,267 --> 01:03:33,977
I'm not sure I am
986
01:03:34,895 --> 01:03:36,939
Well, if you're not,
987
01:03:37,022 --> 01:03:38,941
that tanker's going down fast
988
01:03:39,024 --> 01:03:41,068
My dad was an asshole
about this
989
01:03:41,151 --> 01:03:44,738
Like, if you had a question
about God,
990
01:03:44,822 --> 01:03:47,115
then he had a question about
whether or not you belonged
991
01:03:47,199 --> 01:03:49,743
in the family and should
even be there
992
01:03:49,827 --> 01:03:52,746
"Larry, this is
a Christian home,
993
01:03:52,830 --> 01:03:57,125
and in a Christian home,
questions and doubts
994
01:03:57,209 --> 01:03:58,544
are not accepted"
995
01:04:00,671 --> 01:04:02,631
See, if you were
my youth minister,
996
01:04:02,714 --> 01:04:05,968
it might've gone
down differently
997
01:04:06,051 --> 01:04:10,013
I can't answer the questions
that they're asking
998
01:04:10,097 --> 01:04:11,682
What am I supposed to
do when they come to me
999
01:04:11,765 --> 01:04:13,475
with these real questions
about life?
1000
01:04:13,559 --> 01:04:16,019
And I don't have any answers
1001
01:04:17,187 --> 01:04:18,814
I don't know
1002
01:04:18,939 --> 01:04:21,441
Well, what if life isn't about
1003
01:04:21,525 --> 01:04:24,027
having the right answers
all the time?
1004
01:04:24,111 --> 01:04:26,947
What if it's just about
asking better questions?
1005
01:04:27,030 --> 01:04:29,616
I think we got to separate
who God is
1006
01:04:29,700 --> 01:04:32,244
from what happens in our life
1007
01:04:32,327 --> 01:04:34,496
Life is sometimes arbitrary
1008
01:04:34,580 --> 01:04:37,916
Stupid, horrible things
just happen
1009
01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:41,253
And that doesn't mean
that it's just a picture
1010
01:04:41,336 --> 01:04:42,754
of who God is
1011
01:04:42,838 --> 01:04:45,299
Life is arbitrary, God isn't
1012
01:04:45,382 --> 01:04:47,342
And so we have to
have questions
1013
01:04:47,426 --> 01:04:49,678
We just have to ask questions
1014
01:04:49,761 --> 01:04:55,017
If God is going to be good and
loving and real and involved
1015
01:04:55,100 --> 01:04:57,185
So let me ask you something
1016
01:04:57,269 --> 01:04:58,937
Are you going to do this?
1017
01:04:59,021 --> 01:05:01,106
Are you going to take
all this stuff,
1018
01:05:01,189 --> 01:05:02,858
the experiences you
had with your dad,
1019
01:05:02,983 --> 01:05:05,110
memories, places you've been,
1020
01:05:05,193 --> 01:05:06,862
are you going to
go on this trip?
1021
01:05:06,945 --> 01:05:09,281
Are you going to do this?
1022
01:05:09,364 --> 01:05:12,409
I don't know how this
is going to go
1023
01:05:14,703 --> 01:05:17,497
But if you and White
Lightning want to roll,
1024
01:05:17,581 --> 01:05:19,875
- we can do it
- I'll go with you
1025
01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:23,837
I mean, I wouldn't have
trusted you except,
1026
01:05:23,921 --> 01:05:26,298
now don't hear this as
too big of a compliment,
1027
01:05:26,381 --> 01:05:28,508
I don't need this brought
up again later
1028
01:05:28,592 --> 01:05:32,512
But I've been present for a
number of people's first F-Bomb
1029
01:05:32,596 --> 01:05:34,890
and yours was pretty legit
1030
01:05:35,015 --> 01:05:38,226
Like, you flipped the
whole thing around
1031
01:05:38,310 --> 01:05:41,271
And then like, you
dropped an F-Bomb
1032
01:05:41,355 --> 01:05:44,232
like it was your favorite
curse word
1033
01:05:44,316 --> 01:05:49,154
You're like, I'm flipping the
script and fuck, fuck, fuck
Like that
1034
01:05:49,237 --> 01:05:51,239
- It felt so good
- I won't tell Jesus
1035
01:05:53,200 --> 01:05:54,493
He's always watching
1036
01:05:55,661 --> 01:05:58,288
Well, I hope he wasn't
watching then
1037
01:05:58,372 --> 01:05:59,998
You're on a roll
1038
01:06:01,083 --> 01:06:03,335
A roll of firsts tonight
1039
01:06:05,879 --> 01:06:07,255
And I don't know
1040
01:06:08,548 --> 01:06:10,926
necessarily
if the Lord provided
1041
01:06:12,928 --> 01:06:14,262
The Lord provided what?
1042
01:06:15,305 --> 01:06:17,808
A way for you to continue
your roll of firsts
1043
01:06:18,850 --> 01:06:20,686
What do you mean
my roll of firsts?
1044
01:06:20,769 --> 01:06:23,355
- Like, to roll
- What are you talking about?
1045
01:06:23,438 --> 01:06:25,691
Oh, my God, Christians
1046
01:06:35,867 --> 01:06:37,703
Oh, man, what is this?
1047
01:06:38,412 --> 01:06:40,372
Is that what this is?
1048
01:06:40,455 --> 01:06:42,040
Where did you get this?
1049
01:06:42,124 --> 01:06:43,542
You're the cutest youth minister
1050
01:06:43,625 --> 01:06:45,335
- I've ever met
- Oh, my God
1051
01:06:45,419 --> 01:06:47,629
So cute, and that's why--
1052
01:06:47,713 --> 01:06:49,297
Is that my Bible?
1053
01:06:49,381 --> 01:06:50,841
- Maybe
- Did you take that
1054
01:06:50,924 --> 01:06:52,259
out of my bag again?
1055
01:06:52,342 --> 01:06:53,552
So,
1056
01:06:54,386 --> 01:06:59,516
you know, there's this page
with the, man shall not lay
1057
01:06:59,599 --> 01:07:02,060
with another man like
he lays with a woman,
1058
01:07:02,144 --> 01:07:05,564
abomination thing It's
an excellent selection
1059
01:07:05,647 --> 01:07:07,774
Selection for what?
1060
01:07:07,858 --> 01:07:10,736
- What, what are you doing?
- For our rolling paper
1061
01:07:10,819 --> 01:07:12,404
What? No, no, no, no, no
1062
01:07:12,487 --> 01:07:14,823
- Put that back
- Puff, puff pass Leviticus
1063
01:07:14,906 --> 01:07:16,366
No, no, no, no, leave
that alone, man
1064
01:07:16,450 --> 01:07:17,325
Come on
1065
01:07:18,493 --> 01:07:20,120
- Ow
- Did you tear that out?
1066
01:07:20,203 --> 01:07:21,955
Don't ask, don't tell
1067
01:08:36,446 --> 01:08:37,531
Jabez,
1068
01:08:38,740 --> 01:08:41,618
any chance I could get your help
1069
01:08:41,701 --> 01:08:43,286
- you know, moving him?
- You realize I'll be
1070
01:08:43,370 --> 01:08:45,705
- adding this to your bill?
- I'm not surprised
1071
01:08:48,625 --> 01:08:51,044
If you grab his feet
1072
01:08:51,128 --> 01:08:53,588
Touch his
nasty-ass feet
1073
01:08:57,425 --> 01:09:00,220
Let's try it like this
1074
01:09:01,972 --> 01:09:03,765
Alright, maybe not
1075
01:09:05,183 --> 01:09:06,726
Come on,
you're a big boy
1076
01:09:06,810 --> 01:09:09,563
Oh yeah, that looks comfortable
1077
01:09:09,646 --> 01:09:10,981
Your end first?
1078
01:09:11,064 --> 01:09:13,233
I got to take a break
for a second
1079
01:09:14,943 --> 01:09:17,904
Is your mangina
hurting or what?
1080
01:09:23,326 --> 01:09:26,246
Fit him like that
1081
01:09:27,497 --> 01:09:28,957
He's a heavy
son of a bitch
1082
01:09:29,040 --> 01:09:30,417
Grab his legs
1083
01:09:34,254 --> 01:09:35,463
This one first
1084
01:09:58,778 --> 01:10:00,071
Alright, mom
1085
01:10:12,626 --> 01:10:14,252
I guess that's one way
1086
01:10:14,336 --> 01:10:16,129
to finally lose some
weight, Pops
1087
01:10:17,339 --> 01:10:19,549
I can't believe I got
talked into doing this
1088
01:10:31,186 --> 01:10:32,395
A letter
1089
01:10:32,479 --> 01:10:34,147
He never wrote me a letter
1090
01:10:38,652 --> 01:10:39,569
Larry,
1091
01:10:44,282 --> 01:10:45,158
I'm sorry
1092
01:10:46,743 --> 01:10:48,453
I know you might not believe me,
1093
01:10:51,831 --> 01:10:53,625
but I'm really sorry
1094
01:10:56,294 --> 01:10:58,338
And I'm disappointed in myself
1095
01:10:59,089 --> 01:11:00,924
because I walked away from you
1096
01:11:01,800 --> 01:11:06,179
on the day
you needed a dad,
1097
01:11:07,555 --> 01:11:09,266
more than any other
1098
01:11:16,314 --> 01:11:17,857
I have failed you
1099
01:11:20,318 --> 01:11:21,861
I was too stubborn
1100
01:11:24,447 --> 01:11:25,907
to say I'm sorry
1101
01:11:28,410 --> 01:11:30,662
Or maybe I was just too weak
1102
01:11:31,830 --> 01:11:34,499
I'm happy to have been your dad
1103
01:11:35,917 --> 01:11:39,212
But every day since
you've been gone
1104
01:11:44,509 --> 01:11:47,470
I regretted what I said
and I did
1105
01:11:50,974 --> 01:11:54,853
I don't deserve to be your dad
I hope you can forgive me
1106
01:11:56,604 --> 01:11:59,149
When I think of you, I think of
1107
01:12:02,193 --> 01:12:04,904
memories that make me smile
1108
01:12:08,742 --> 01:12:09,868
From the days
1109
01:12:12,579 --> 01:12:15,332
I got close to being
the dad you deserved
1110
01:12:16,791 --> 01:12:19,002
They've been by my bedside
1111
01:12:21,421 --> 01:12:22,547
till the end
1112
01:12:26,885 --> 01:12:28,094
You're my boy
1113
01:12:30,013 --> 01:12:30,972
Dad
1114
01:12:35,310 --> 01:12:37,187
Look, Dad, I said I'd do this
1115
01:12:40,065 --> 01:12:41,691
So I'm going to do it
1116
01:12:53,995 --> 01:12:58,041
Dad, since you can't
talk back right now,
1117
01:12:58,124 --> 01:12:59,918
it's probably a good
time to tell you
1118
01:13:00,001 --> 01:13:02,462
I didn't even like baseball
1119
01:13:02,545 --> 01:13:04,130
When I started,
1120
01:13:06,674 --> 01:13:09,803
I did it 'cause you
said you'd coach
1121
01:13:11,638 --> 01:13:12,764
I just wanted
1122
01:13:15,183 --> 01:13:19,020
some day, some time
on the schedule,
1123
01:13:19,104 --> 01:13:21,481
where I knew I got
your attention
1124
01:13:21,564 --> 01:13:22,982
And if I did good
1125
01:13:24,859 --> 01:13:28,029
I could get you to smile and
know that you're proud of me
1126
01:13:29,823 --> 01:13:31,991
And you'd say, "That's my boy"
1127
01:13:35,954 --> 01:13:37,914
And I always imagined that's
what you were thinking,
1128
01:13:37,997 --> 01:13:39,749
but you didn't say anything
1129
01:13:39,833 --> 01:13:41,960
You'd think, that's my boy
1130
01:13:46,089 --> 01:13:47,465
I guess,
1131
01:13:47,549 --> 01:13:48,675
I guess I am
1132
01:13:57,725 --> 01:13:59,436
It was my birthday
1133
01:14:02,772 --> 01:14:04,399
And I had been asking and asking
1134
01:14:04,482 --> 01:14:07,110
and wondered if you'd listened
1135
01:14:08,695 --> 01:14:10,113
And then
you gave it to me,
1136
01:14:12,198 --> 01:14:13,658
my first camera
1137
01:14:13,741 --> 01:14:15,743
And when I opened it
I looked at you as if
1138
01:14:15,827 --> 01:14:18,413
there was something
wrong had happened
1139
01:14:18,496 --> 01:14:20,039
Like, why is this in the box?
1140
01:14:21,583 --> 01:14:22,709
And you said,
1141
01:14:24,836 --> 01:14:28,047
"You're not a boy,
you're a young man
1142
01:14:30,925 --> 01:14:32,677
And I'm proud of you"
1143
01:14:33,720 --> 01:14:35,138
The reason I wanted it is,
1144
01:14:36,931 --> 01:14:39,809
it was always weird
that you only had
1145
01:14:39,893 --> 01:14:41,978
that one picture of your dad
1146
01:14:44,063 --> 01:14:47,734
You don't even have any
stories that you tell
1147
01:14:47,817 --> 01:14:49,235
I never knew him
1148
01:14:51,029 --> 01:14:55,283
And it's like, whatever you
remember isn't worth sharing
1149
01:14:59,245 --> 01:15:00,663
Dad, I love you
1150
01:15:06,711 --> 01:15:07,587
I do
1151
01:15:11,966 --> 01:15:14,844
But right now
I really miss you
1152
01:15:25,730 --> 01:15:26,898
Here we go
1153
01:15:28,608 --> 01:15:30,527
Let's make some memories, Pops
1154
01:15:35,281 --> 01:15:38,952
Man, where are we?
1155
01:15:39,869 --> 01:15:41,246
Hey, Cleo
1156
01:15:41,329 --> 01:15:42,580
How did I get in here?
1157
01:15:42,664 --> 01:15:46,334
Uh Me and Jabez
put you in there
1158
01:15:46,417 --> 01:15:48,962
You know, you had a rough night
1159
01:15:49,045 --> 01:15:54,384
- So he came and fixed
the van then?
- Oh yeah, yeah, yeah
1160
01:15:54,467 --> 01:15:57,971
Sometimes I forget, my gas
gauge doesn't actually work
1161
01:15:58,054 --> 01:16:00,098
And if I forget that,
then I forget to put gas in it
1162
01:16:00,181 --> 01:16:02,850
Whoa, whoa, whoa
You're telling me, we just ran
out of gas?
1163
01:16:02,934 --> 01:16:04,477
He brought the gas
1164
01:16:04,561 --> 01:16:08,231
You mean to tell me that
we spent three days,
1165
01:16:08,314 --> 01:16:11,276
in a van, down by some river,
1166
01:16:11,359 --> 01:16:14,028
because you forgot to
put gas in the van?
1167
01:16:14,696 --> 01:16:17,824
Yeah, but three days
with a friend
1168
01:16:19,784 --> 01:16:20,994
Oh, my God, Larry
1169
01:16:21,077 --> 01:16:23,871
What are you doing?
1170
01:16:26,457 --> 01:16:29,252
Three days is enough, man, I
don't want to do that again
1171
01:16:29,961 --> 01:16:32,380
We don't have to
We're going to Edmond
1172
01:17:17,634 --> 01:17:19,427
Check it out, Cleo
1173
01:17:19,510 --> 01:17:20,637
What is this?
1174
01:17:21,512 --> 01:17:23,931
- A big whale
- Look at it
1175
01:17:25,224 --> 01:17:28,186
That's nuts
1176
01:17:28,269 --> 01:17:30,605
But, who would build
something like that?
1177
01:17:31,522 --> 01:17:33,232
God, you know,
the big one
1178
01:17:33,316 --> 01:17:36,319
Swallowed Jonah and stuff
1179
01:17:36,402 --> 01:17:37,528
Come on, Pops
1180
01:17:47,997 --> 01:17:49,707
Here we go
1181
01:17:54,003 --> 01:17:56,381
So you've never been
here before?
1182
01:17:56,464 --> 01:17:59,217
No, can't
say that I have
1183
01:17:59,300 --> 01:18:02,011
Well, everybody
needs a first time
1184
01:18:03,930 --> 01:18:05,473
This is super weird
1185
01:18:13,606 --> 01:18:15,525
Seen this before?
1186
01:18:15,608 --> 01:18:16,984
Once or twice
1187
01:18:17,068 --> 01:18:18,528
The ten doozies
1188
01:18:19,737 --> 01:18:22,365
Or the don't-sies, I guess
1189
01:18:22,448 --> 01:18:27,120
He and mom made us read a
Bible story every night
1190
01:18:27,203 --> 01:18:29,038
And he always wanted to
read the Old Testament
1191
01:18:29,122 --> 01:18:31,165
Jonah and the big fish
was my favorite
1192
01:18:31,249 --> 01:18:33,501
You know, this became a
regular family pit stop
1193
01:18:33,584 --> 01:18:35,044
on road trips and things
1194
01:18:35,128 --> 01:18:36,629
And we'd play, jump in
the water and stuff
1195
01:18:36,713 --> 01:18:39,298
- You played in there?
- Yeah
1196
01:18:39,382 --> 01:18:41,426
It doesn't
look very clean
1197
01:18:41,509 --> 01:18:43,094
That's not really
a question you ask yourself
1198
01:18:43,177 --> 01:18:44,846
- when you're a kid
- I guess that's true
1199
01:18:44,929 --> 01:18:46,764
Well, I'm sure
you know this, holy man
1200
01:18:46,848 --> 01:18:49,100
- I'm familiar
- But God's like, go to Nineveh
1201
01:18:49,183 --> 01:18:50,560
Jonah says, "No, no, no, no"
1202
01:18:50,643 --> 01:18:52,687
Gets on a boat going
the opposite way
1203
01:18:52,812 --> 01:18:55,356
and then God's like,
"I told you what to do
1204
01:18:55,440 --> 01:18:57,900
You're not obeying,
go to timeout"
1205
01:18:57,984 --> 01:19:01,988
And then they throw him
overboard, fish timeout
1206
01:19:02,071 --> 01:19:04,657
I would start to get out
of hand, not listening
1207
01:19:04,741 --> 01:19:07,076
to my parents, my dad would go,
1208
01:19:07,160 --> 01:19:12,039
"Larry, you're going to end up
riding the whale"
It was a joke
1209
01:19:12,123 --> 01:19:14,959
I find it really hard to believe
that your dad made Bible jokes
1210
01:19:15,042 --> 01:19:17,962
You don't pick your family
1211
01:19:18,045 --> 01:19:19,505
Come on, it's kind of funny
1212
01:19:19,589 --> 01:19:20,423
It's pretty funny
1213
01:19:27,638 --> 01:19:30,183
Come on, Dad,
stay steady
1214
01:19:30,266 --> 01:19:31,934
You almost spilled
your dad, man
1215
01:19:32,018 --> 01:19:34,604
Well, he won't be able
to yell at me about it
1216
01:19:34,687 --> 01:19:35,813
Alright, you ready?
1217
01:19:35,897 --> 01:19:36,939
- Yeah, I'm ready
- Alright
1218
01:19:37,023 --> 01:19:39,025
- Say cheese
- Cheese
1219
01:19:44,197 --> 01:19:46,157
This thing still
creeps me out
1220
01:19:46,240 --> 01:19:48,868
Not as creepy as two
billion people thinking
1221
01:19:48,951 --> 01:19:52,497
Jonah literally spent three
days inside of a fish
1222
01:19:52,580 --> 01:19:55,208
Genre confusion
1223
01:20:26,280 --> 01:20:27,740
Whatcha think, Cleo?
1224
01:20:27,824 --> 01:20:30,201
- Man, this is nuts
- Bishop's Castle
1225
01:20:30,284 --> 01:20:31,911
Did somebody build that?
That is crazy
1226
01:20:31,994 --> 01:20:34,664
No, it's just a natural
land formation
1227
01:20:34,747 --> 01:20:36,874
Man
1228
01:20:36,958 --> 01:20:38,876
So you ready to play?
1229
01:20:38,960 --> 01:20:41,420
- What do you mean,
ready to play? Play what?
- Uh--
1230
01:20:41,504 --> 01:20:44,298
We would always play hide
and go seek here as a family
1231
01:20:44,382 --> 01:20:47,301
Dad's here, I'm here,
you're kind of like
1232
01:20:47,385 --> 01:20:50,221
the substitute for the
rest of the half
1233
01:20:50,304 --> 01:20:52,390
- So--
- No, I don't want to
play hide and seek
1234
01:20:52,473 --> 01:20:54,517
I mean, it does look pretty
cool I kind of want to
go inside
1235
01:20:54,600 --> 01:20:58,479
Uh, the way I see it is,
I have the keys to the car,
1236
01:20:58,563 --> 01:21:00,523
and if we're going to
leave, we have to honor
1237
01:21:00,606 --> 01:21:03,568
the old dead dad, so we're going
to play some hide and seek
1238
01:21:03,651 --> 01:21:06,445
You go look around,
I will disappear
1239
01:21:06,529 --> 01:21:08,406
And when you find me,
we can leave
1240
01:21:10,032 --> 01:21:11,617
I'm just going to
go look around
1241
01:21:13,452 --> 01:21:14,829
Don't get lost, alright?
1242
01:21:14,954 --> 01:21:16,956
I'm not the one that's
going to get lost
1243
01:21:18,666 --> 01:21:20,167
I'm a professional
1244
01:21:21,043 --> 01:21:22,420
hide-and-seeker
1245
01:22:16,557 --> 01:22:17,433
Alright
1246
01:22:19,894 --> 01:22:22,605
- Dude, Larry
- Finally
1247
01:22:22,688 --> 01:22:25,441
- Where were you?
- Finally You are not
good at this game
1248
01:22:25,524 --> 01:22:28,069
For a youth minister,
who I assume actually
1249
01:22:28,152 --> 01:22:29,695
has fun with their kids,
1250
01:22:29,779 --> 01:22:32,281
uh, you should know how
to play hide and seek
1251
01:22:32,365 --> 01:22:33,866
I've been looking
for you forever
1252
01:22:33,950 --> 01:22:35,785
Yeah, but it's a basic
sneak attack
1253
01:22:35,868 --> 01:22:39,163
You hide where you start,
no one thinks of looking there
1254
01:22:39,246 --> 01:22:40,873
I mean, you pick up that
in middle school
1255
01:22:40,957 --> 01:22:43,250
Alright, so I need
you to take a picture
1256
01:22:43,334 --> 01:22:46,253
Hold that, and me,
Dad and Snookems
1257
01:22:46,337 --> 01:22:48,923
- What's with the bear?
- You know, sometimes
1258
01:22:49,006 --> 01:22:52,093
hide and seek goes bad
We start playing,
1259
01:22:52,176 --> 01:22:54,929
Dad's apparently hiding,
but he just goes
1260
01:22:55,012 --> 01:22:57,390
into the restaurant
and there I am,
1261
01:22:57,473 --> 01:23:00,810
crying up high, looking for him
1262
01:23:00,893 --> 01:23:03,729
And he felt so bad,
he bought me Snookems
1263
01:23:03,813 --> 01:23:05,898
Alright, let's do this
Are you ready?
1264
01:23:05,982 --> 01:23:08,484
Cheese
1265
01:23:11,112 --> 01:23:13,906
Do you remember when
I first got in,
1266
01:23:13,990 --> 01:23:16,534
and you started giving
me a hard time,
1267
01:23:16,617 --> 01:23:18,494
- and asked for my pitch?
- Yeah
1268
01:23:19,453 --> 01:23:22,665
Wasn't the nicest
part of our trip
1269
01:23:22,748 --> 01:23:24,333
Do you remember what you said?
1270
01:23:24,417 --> 01:23:28,212
Well, I mean, you gave
the whole Holy Love thing
1271
01:23:28,295 --> 01:23:30,631
And where, while God is loving,
1272
01:23:30,715 --> 01:23:32,091
God's also holy
1273
01:23:33,050 --> 01:23:38,431
And holiness isn't down with
us filthy sinners and stuff
1274
01:23:38,514 --> 01:23:40,725
So in order for God
to really love us,
1275
01:23:40,808 --> 01:23:43,602
God has to get the holy
wrath out on something,
1276
01:23:44,478 --> 01:23:46,439
and obviously it should
be His child,
1277
01:23:46,522 --> 01:23:47,857
who didn't do anything
1278
01:23:47,940 --> 01:23:50,860
What if God's holiness
is the perfection
1279
01:23:50,943 --> 01:23:52,695
of God's love, you know?
1280
01:23:52,778 --> 01:23:55,573
Like, what if what
sets God apart
1281
01:23:56,741 --> 01:23:59,702
is His perfect and complete love
1282
01:23:59,785 --> 01:24:01,871
for everyone in every situation?
1283
01:24:06,083 --> 01:24:07,376
I don't know
1284
01:24:08,836 --> 01:24:11,464
That's a significantly
better pitch, Cleo
1285
01:24:13,549 --> 01:24:14,592
Maybe
1286
01:24:19,889 --> 01:24:21,390
Pull up, more, more,
more, more, more
1287
01:24:21,474 --> 01:24:23,267
More, more, no, no,
no, not so far over
1288
01:24:23,350 --> 01:24:25,895
No, no, you're, Jesus
right there
1289
01:24:30,232 --> 01:24:31,776
Come on
1290
01:24:31,859 --> 01:24:33,319
Whoa
1291
01:24:34,320 --> 01:24:36,197
- What is this?
- This is the one place
1292
01:24:36,280 --> 01:24:41,952
my dad was cool We had a small
bet around the NBA finals
1293
01:24:42,036 --> 01:24:45,331
I won, and I got to pick
one thing to do with him
1294
01:24:45,414 --> 01:24:47,333
And I said, "Break the law"
1295
01:24:47,416 --> 01:24:50,252
We spray-painted my rally finger
1296
01:24:51,212 --> 01:24:53,506
- over here
- Well, I'm really
1297
01:24:53,589 --> 01:24:56,467
- uncomfortable with that
- We're not painting again
1298
01:24:56,550 --> 01:24:59,428
We're taking a picture
Come on
1299
01:24:59,512 --> 01:25:01,764
I'll bet you've never
spray-painted a wall before
1300
01:25:01,847 --> 01:25:03,015
No, no I have not
1301
01:25:03,099 --> 01:25:04,683
Can you pass me my dad?
1302
01:25:09,688 --> 01:25:11,607
It's pretty amazing
that that's still there
1303
01:25:11,690 --> 01:25:13,150
after all this time
1304
01:25:13,234 --> 01:25:16,570
Serendipitous, providential,
you might say
1305
01:25:16,654 --> 01:25:18,531
Alright, say cheese
1306
01:25:18,614 --> 01:25:19,490
Cheese
1307
01:25:32,670 --> 01:25:34,588
- Yeah
- This is pretty crazy
1308
01:25:34,672 --> 01:25:37,716
My dad was obsessed with space
Like, a lot
1309
01:25:37,800 --> 01:25:40,636
We always came by here and he
would always start to like,
1310
01:25:40,719 --> 01:25:43,597
"One small step for
man," that kind of junk
1311
01:25:43,681 --> 01:25:45,432
Then I would say like, well,
1312
01:25:45,516 --> 01:25:47,518
if there's life on
other planets,
1313
01:25:47,601 --> 01:25:49,520
does the same Jesus roll there?
1314
01:25:49,603 --> 01:25:53,983
Or does Jesus show up there
like the type of alien they are?
1315
01:25:54,066 --> 01:25:55,776
And then die and raise
from the dead again?
1316
01:25:55,860 --> 01:25:57,570
Or does he have to take
a whole new tactic?
1317
01:25:57,653 --> 01:25:59,655
'Cause maybe dying and rising
1318
01:25:59,738 --> 01:26:01,574
is different or something
I don't know
1319
01:26:01,657 --> 01:26:03,325
That is stupid
Those are stupid que--
1320
01:26:03,409 --> 01:26:04,869
- It's not a stupid question
- It's stupid questions
1321
01:26:04,952 --> 01:26:07,121
- It's totally ridiculous
- No, Jesus floats up
1322
01:26:07,246 --> 01:26:10,374
in the Bible, he has to go
somewhere or he's nowhere
1323
01:26:10,457 --> 01:26:11,917
Let's say, they're like,
1324
01:26:12,001 --> 01:26:14,253
in 50 years got a little
zapper zaps,
1325
01:26:14,336 --> 01:26:15,880
and they need missionaries
1326
01:26:15,963 --> 01:26:17,756
And they holler at you
1327
01:26:17,840 --> 01:26:20,759
They're like, Cleo, we need
you to be our space missionary
1328
01:26:20,843 --> 01:26:22,678
- to the planet--
- Okay, I'm going to
1329
01:26:22,761 --> 01:26:24,722
- take your picture, just stop
- No but,
1330
01:26:24,805 --> 01:26:26,932
but I mean, are you going
to tell 'em about Jesus,
1331
01:26:27,016 --> 01:26:28,642
or are you just going
to show up and--
1332
01:26:28,726 --> 01:26:31,562
- Are you ready to do this?
Say cheese
- Cheese
1333
01:26:34,773 --> 01:26:35,649
Alright
1334
01:26:53,167 --> 01:26:55,669
- Oh come on, Cleo
- Whoa
1335
01:26:57,421 --> 01:27:00,466
- This place is pretty cool
- Oh yeah
1336
01:27:01,550 --> 01:27:03,302
You stay right there, Pops
1337
01:27:03,385 --> 01:27:05,554
- Are you ready
- I'm ready
1338
01:27:05,638 --> 01:27:07,473
to drive?
1339
01:27:07,556 --> 01:27:09,725
My dad's a cheap-wad,
so we started going
1340
01:27:09,808 --> 01:27:11,393
to this campground over there
1341
01:27:11,477 --> 01:27:13,437
And we had so much fun,
we came every year
1342
01:27:13,520 --> 01:27:15,814
Well so when I got
into high school,
1343
01:27:15,898 --> 01:27:19,860
my dad was like, "Hey Larry,
here's a roll of quarters
Take your brother"
1344
01:27:19,944 --> 01:27:22,071
And I'm like, "This is
awesome, this is awesome"
1345
01:27:22,154 --> 01:27:24,114
Years later I find out
he's only doing that
1346
01:27:24,198 --> 01:27:26,492
so he and mom could hook up
in the camper
1347
01:27:26,575 --> 01:27:28,619
God
1348
01:27:28,702 --> 01:27:31,163
The human has
been neutralized
1349
01:27:31,247 --> 01:27:33,290
What do you want me to say?
I don't know, I've
never played this
1350
01:27:33,374 --> 01:27:35,209
Just go get the joystick,
we've got to take a picture
1351
01:27:35,334 --> 01:27:38,212
- Okay, this? What do you--
- Yeah
1352
01:27:38,295 --> 01:27:41,465
So, you know, eventually
my tight-wad of a father
1353
01:27:41,548 --> 01:27:43,801
finally gets us a home system,
1354
01:27:43,884 --> 01:27:46,679
which is important,
because we were the worst
at having conversations
1355
01:27:46,762 --> 01:27:49,181
So from like high school on
if we had to have a father-son
1356
01:27:49,265 --> 01:27:51,558
talk we'd play video
games and he'd be like,
1357
01:27:52,476 --> 01:27:55,771
"So how's it going,
Larry?" And I'd be like, "Good"
1358
01:27:55,854 --> 01:27:57,564
"Alright, I'm glad
we had this talk"
1359
01:27:57,648 --> 01:27:59,483
And then we'd just keep playing
But it was like, you know
1360
01:27:59,566 --> 01:28:01,110
- So grab the camera
- Okay
1361
01:28:01,193 --> 01:28:02,945
You stay right there, Pops
Hold that smile
1362
01:28:03,028 --> 01:28:04,905
Alright, say cheese
1363
01:28:04,989 --> 01:28:06,156
Cheese
1364
01:28:08,909 --> 01:28:10,244
- Did you get it?
- I don't know,
1365
01:28:10,327 --> 01:28:12,037
what do you think?
1366
01:28:12,121 --> 01:28:14,957
Well, we'll find out
1367
01:28:15,040 --> 01:28:16,083
Alright, Pops
1368
01:28:18,335 --> 01:28:19,420
Let's ride
1369
01:28:27,845 --> 01:28:29,179
Hey, Cleo?
1370
01:28:29,263 --> 01:28:30,556
Yeah?
1371
01:28:30,639 --> 01:28:32,474
I forgot to mention
something to you
1372
01:28:32,558 --> 01:28:34,143
Do you have any pants?
1373
01:28:34,852 --> 01:28:36,312
I don't know, maybe
Why?
1374
01:28:37,062 --> 01:28:38,439
Well, I hope
the answer's yes
1375
01:28:38,522 --> 01:28:40,274
'cause we're going to a wedding
1376
01:28:41,400 --> 01:28:44,278
- A wedding? What do you mean
a wedding?
- It's a very sacred and solemn--
1377
01:28:44,403 --> 01:28:47,114
I know what a wedding is
Who's wedding? Why are we going
to a wedding?
1378
01:28:47,197 --> 01:28:49,199
Uh, well, I promised
I would be there
1379
01:28:49,283 --> 01:28:51,118
I didn't bring any
wedding clothes
1380
01:28:51,201 --> 01:28:55,497
- Well I didn't know
when you got in the car
- Oh, God Larry
1381
01:28:56,582 --> 01:28:58,292
- What?
- I'm going to look
like an idiot
1382
01:28:58,375 --> 01:29:00,878
- No, you're a minister
- I don't know anybody here
1383
01:29:00,961 --> 01:29:03,213
You know me
1384
01:29:03,297 --> 01:29:05,215
And by the time we
get done today,
1385
01:29:05,299 --> 01:29:08,927
- I'm going to have you dancing
- Well, I don't know about that
1386
01:29:09,011 --> 01:29:11,889
- Oh, you're one of those
type of Christians?
- No, I don't dance at weddings
1387
01:29:11,972 --> 01:29:14,475
Is it like, all of your kind
don't dance? Or just
you personally?
1388
01:29:14,558 --> 01:29:16,226
I just don't like dancing
1389
01:29:16,310 --> 01:29:17,936
Alright, are you
ready to change clothes?
1390
01:29:18,020 --> 01:29:19,521
No, I don't know if I have any
1391
01:29:19,605 --> 01:29:21,231
Oh, my God, this is going
to be so embarrassing
1392
01:29:21,315 --> 01:29:23,400
There's only one
way to find out
1393
01:29:23,484 --> 01:29:24,735
Are you wearing that?
1394
01:29:25,444 --> 01:29:28,739
Of course not, I have my
suit underneath my chair
1395
01:29:28,822 --> 01:29:30,741
- Are you kidding me?
- Yeah, I keep it there
1396
01:29:30,824 --> 01:29:32,826
for like in emergencies
like this
1397
01:29:32,910 --> 01:29:34,995
- Who do you think I am?
- I'm going to go to a wedding
1398
01:29:35,079 --> 01:29:36,622
- March in to a wedding
- to people I don't know
1399
01:29:36,705 --> 01:29:39,333
- wearing jeans and no suit
- in this?
1400
01:29:39,416 --> 01:29:41,668
I actually care about
other people
1401
01:29:41,752 --> 01:29:44,213
If I would have known,
I would've brought something
1402
01:29:44,922 --> 01:29:48,550
Proper planning prevents
poor performance
1403
01:29:48,634 --> 01:29:49,510
Really?
1404
01:30:05,776 --> 01:30:07,861
- What are we doing?
- Cleo, this is a wedding
1405
01:30:07,945 --> 01:30:09,696
So put some pants on
1406
01:30:11,407 --> 01:30:13,450
- I didn't even know I was going to a wedding
- I thought
1407
01:30:13,534 --> 01:30:15,160
- you were a minister
- I didn't pack pants
1408
01:30:18,330 --> 01:30:20,916
- What are you doing?
- Putting pants on
1409
01:30:20,999 --> 01:30:22,793
You can't take your pants off
in front of a church
1410
01:30:22,876 --> 01:30:24,837
Well, where else am I
going to take 'em off?
1411
01:30:39,893 --> 01:30:40,811
My bad
1412
01:30:40,894 --> 01:30:42,563
Congratulations
1413
01:30:46,358 --> 01:30:47,317
Hi, thanks
1414
01:30:59,079 --> 01:31:00,289
Let us rise
1415
01:31:20,267 --> 01:31:24,980
Who brings this woman to
be married to this woman?
1416
01:31:25,063 --> 01:31:26,607
Her mother and I
1417
01:31:29,860 --> 01:31:32,029
So, I don't know if
you've seen pictures
1418
01:31:32,112 --> 01:31:34,907
of just how adorable she
was in seventh grade,
1419
01:31:34,990 --> 01:31:37,701
but when she was
in confirmation,
1420
01:31:37,784 --> 01:31:40,120
you picked your own like,
favorite Bible verse
1421
01:31:40,204 --> 01:31:42,247
And I don't know if
she remembers this
1422
01:31:42,331 --> 01:31:44,041
As a youth minister,
I hope she does
1423
01:31:44,124 --> 01:31:45,876
It was at the end
of Jesus' ministry
1424
01:31:45,959 --> 01:31:48,754
when he turns to his
Disciples and says,
1425
01:31:48,837 --> 01:31:51,340
"Greater love has no man,
1426
01:31:51,423 --> 01:31:55,594
or woman, then they
that lay their life down
1427
01:31:55,677 --> 01:31:57,221
for their friends"
1428
01:31:57,304 --> 01:31:59,306
So I don't know if you've
thought about this,
1429
01:31:59,389 --> 01:32:02,601
but you're kind of signing up
to know the name,
1430
01:32:02,684 --> 01:32:04,728
the person who's going
to hurt you more
1431
01:32:04,811 --> 01:32:07,189
than anyone else in
the whole world
1432
01:32:07,272 --> 01:32:12,194
There's a bright side
This is also the person that's
going to give you more joy
1433
01:32:12,277 --> 01:32:14,738
than you'll ever find
words to put to
1434
01:32:14,821 --> 01:32:16,782
And in the midst of
that, day-to-day,
1435
01:32:16,865 --> 01:32:20,160
what's going to hold you
together between the extremes
1436
01:32:20,244 --> 01:32:24,456
and topsy-turvy parts of life,
is that you're friends
1437
01:32:24,540 --> 01:32:26,667
Those of us that have
been married a while,
1438
01:32:26,750 --> 01:32:29,419
have learned you're
not always lovers
1439
01:32:29,503 --> 01:32:31,213
But you can always be friends
1440
01:32:32,965 --> 01:32:34,800
And if you learn to
lay your life down
1441
01:32:34,883 --> 01:32:37,386
for one another when
it's most difficult,
1442
01:32:37,469 --> 01:32:39,137
then you'll have that
person with you
1443
01:32:39,221 --> 01:32:40,472
till the end of your time
1444
01:32:41,306 --> 01:32:43,767
So when you think it's
more important
1445
01:32:43,850 --> 01:32:46,311
to be heard than to listen,
1446
01:32:46,395 --> 01:32:48,480
lay your life down
for your friend
1447
01:32:49,815 --> 01:32:52,985
And when you think
anything is more important
1448
01:32:53,068 --> 01:32:56,989
than listening to her, lay
your life down for your friend
1449
01:32:57,072 --> 01:32:59,783
And on the days where
you have no words
1450
01:32:59,866 --> 01:33:03,579
to speak for each other,
be with each other
1451
01:33:04,705 --> 01:33:07,666
And lay your life down
for your friend
1452
01:34:21,031 --> 01:34:23,158
Hello family and friends
1453
01:34:23,241 --> 01:34:27,829
My wife and I welcome you
to our daughter's wedding
1454
01:34:27,913 --> 01:34:31,083
Sarah, I have never
seen you so happy
1455
01:34:32,292 --> 01:34:34,044
And we have Crystal
to thank for that
1456
01:34:34,920 --> 01:34:37,422
Welcome to our family
1457
01:34:37,506 --> 01:34:40,008
Let's raise a glass
for many years
1458
01:35:06,576 --> 01:35:10,497
Looks like I'm not the only one
flying solo tonight Claire
1459
01:35:10,580 --> 01:35:12,416
- Cleo
- Nice to meet you
1460
01:35:12,499 --> 01:35:14,543
- You too
- So, who do you know?
1461
01:35:14,626 --> 01:35:17,379
- Uh, just Larry
- Larry, really?
1462
01:35:17,462 --> 01:35:18,588
How do you know Larry?
1463
01:35:18,672 --> 01:35:21,133
That's a funny story
1464
01:35:21,216 --> 01:35:24,302
About a week ago,
he hit my bike
1465
01:35:24,386 --> 01:35:26,138
- Really?
- And now he's giving
1466
01:35:26,221 --> 01:35:27,597
- me a ride
- Oh, are you okay?
1467
01:35:27,681 --> 01:35:29,099
No, no, no, I'm okay
1468
01:35:29,182 --> 01:35:31,143
He just hit my bike,
so I'm fine
1469
01:35:31,226 --> 01:35:33,395
So why did you get in a van
with a total stranger?
1470
01:35:33,478 --> 01:35:36,648
That's a good question
1471
01:35:38,400 --> 01:35:40,777
So, I had this job at a church
1472
01:35:40,861 --> 01:35:43,238
I did some things they
weren't too happy about
1473
01:35:43,321 --> 01:35:45,615
And I decided I just
needed to get away
1474
01:35:45,699 --> 01:35:48,535
You know, I've been really
wrestling with my faith
1475
01:35:48,618 --> 01:35:51,705
after that, and somehow
I ended up here
1476
01:35:52,414 --> 01:35:54,040
So, you know Crystal, right?
1477
01:35:54,124 --> 01:35:55,500
How'd you guys meet?
1478
01:35:55,584 --> 01:35:57,210
Well, we actually
grew up together
1479
01:35:57,294 --> 01:35:59,212
And when we were kids,
she invited me
1480
01:35:59,296 --> 01:36:02,340
to her youth group
Larry was the pastor
1481
01:36:02,424 --> 01:36:04,009
It was like nothing
I'd ever experienced before
1482
01:36:04,092 --> 01:36:06,011
- Yeah, I can imagine that
- He's amazing
1483
01:36:06,094 --> 01:36:08,263
Like, very unconventional,
for sure
1484
01:36:08,346 --> 01:36:11,475
Yeah, I mean, I just found
out he's a pastor today
1485
01:36:11,558 --> 01:36:13,059
- Really?
- I had no idea
1486
01:36:13,143 --> 01:36:15,812
Yeah, he's a strange guy,
but he just loved us,
1487
01:36:15,896 --> 01:36:17,355
no matter what we were
going through
1488
01:36:17,439 --> 01:36:19,107
Yeah, I think I'm starting
1489
01:36:19,191 --> 01:36:20,650
to catch that side of Larry
1490
01:36:22,736 --> 01:36:24,362
Okay
1491
01:36:24,446 --> 01:36:26,156
Claire, come join us
1492
01:36:26,239 --> 01:36:28,992
Hey, keep asking questions
You're on the right track
1493
01:37:03,610 --> 01:37:04,486
What?
1494
01:37:07,113 --> 01:37:08,323
Oh no, no, no
1495
01:37:09,699 --> 01:37:10,867
What?
1496
01:37:13,286 --> 01:37:14,162
Oh, my God
1497
01:37:23,046 --> 01:37:24,673
- Larry
- Yeah, Cleo?
1498
01:37:25,590 --> 01:37:27,843
Did you write this?
1499
01:37:28,510 --> 01:37:30,512
- Kind of
- What do you mean, kind of?
1500
01:37:30,595 --> 01:37:32,514
I was kind of like,
your voice to text
1501
01:37:32,597 --> 01:37:36,268
If Pastor Don were here, what
would you want to tell him?
1502
01:37:37,978 --> 01:37:40,939
That no good, son of a bitch
1503
01:37:41,022 --> 01:37:44,359
- Never cared about me
- Screw Don
1504
01:37:44,442 --> 01:37:45,527
Why did you do that?
1505
01:37:47,153 --> 01:37:50,907
Shit, Larry, I was just
starting to trust you
1506
01:38:39,623 --> 01:38:42,667
Hey, Cleo, we playing
hide and seek or something?
1507
01:38:42,751 --> 01:38:46,379
You don't get it, dude
You don't get what you did
1508
01:38:46,463 --> 01:38:49,090
- I'm sorry
- Sorry isn't good enough
1509
01:38:49,174 --> 01:38:52,010
You don't really have
anywhere else to go
1510
01:38:52,093 --> 01:38:55,221
That's not taking you anywhere
1511
01:38:55,305 --> 01:38:59,100
With enough miles and a lot of
enough awkward silence
1512
01:39:32,592 --> 01:39:34,719
I'm glad you got back in
1513
01:39:36,721 --> 01:39:41,434
Not that you had like, a lot
of options or anything but
1514
01:39:52,696 --> 01:39:54,030
I like driving with you
1515
01:40:03,498 --> 01:40:05,917
So when are we going
to stop for the night?
1516
01:40:08,294 --> 01:40:10,130
We're not going to really stop
1517
01:40:11,881 --> 01:40:12,924
What?
1518
01:40:13,883 --> 01:40:16,428
Well, we got to get to Edmond
1519
01:40:17,512 --> 01:40:19,931
tomorrow 'cause it's
my dad's birthday,
1520
01:40:20,015 --> 01:40:22,183
and I told my mom I'd be there
1521
01:40:22,267 --> 01:40:24,144
If you weren't here, I
don't know how I would drive
1522
01:40:24,227 --> 01:40:25,520
all night long
1523
01:40:29,149 --> 01:40:32,819
So just think, Cleo, you're
my mom's answered prayer
1524
01:40:59,220 --> 01:41:00,638
Geez, Larry
1525
01:41:00,722 --> 01:41:02,140
It's called stopping
1526
01:41:05,268 --> 01:41:07,604
I'm going to pump the gas
1527
01:41:07,687 --> 01:41:08,813
I'll just chill here
1528
01:41:22,160 --> 01:41:23,036
"Dear Cleo,
1529
01:41:25,038 --> 01:41:26,915
we anticipate that your
time of soul-searching
1530
01:41:26,998 --> 01:41:29,250
and prayerful reflection
has been fruitful
1531
01:41:30,043 --> 01:41:32,545
After much prayer,
the Board of Elders would
like to give you the opportunity
1532
01:41:32,629 --> 01:41:36,257
to change your approach
to the situation at hand
1533
01:41:36,341 --> 01:41:38,218
While we appreciate
your positive intentions,
1534
01:41:38,301 --> 01:41:40,720
we cannot ignore the
expectation of God's Word
1535
01:41:40,804 --> 01:41:41,971
nor our Statement of Faith
1536
01:41:43,473 --> 01:41:45,683
We will maintain your
status as youth pastor
1537
01:41:45,767 --> 01:41:48,353
contingent on your willingness
to intentionally guide
1538
01:41:48,436 --> 01:41:50,563
the student in question
toward repentance
1539
01:41:50,647 --> 01:41:51,773
and Christian counseling
1540
01:41:52,732 --> 01:41:54,609
Her parents are rightly
concerned about the situation,
1541
01:41:54,692 --> 01:41:56,653
and they are anticipating
your call
1542
01:41:56,736 --> 01:41:58,363
Please contact us once
you've been in touch
1543
01:41:58,446 --> 01:42:01,032
with their, in Christ,
the Board of Elders"
1544
01:42:04,869 --> 01:42:05,745
Oh, my God
1545
01:42:24,639 --> 01:42:25,515
God
1546
01:42:28,768 --> 01:42:30,311
What do you want from me?
1547
01:42:35,358 --> 01:42:37,152
Just trying to do
the right thing
1548
01:42:38,361 --> 01:42:40,530
And you give me this,
"in Christ"?
1549
01:43:06,556 --> 01:43:08,850
Pastor Don, oh God, I
can't deal with this
1550
01:43:08,933 --> 01:43:10,685
- You take this
- Um
1551
01:43:13,062 --> 01:43:16,983
Okay I heard what the Board
is asking of you
1552
01:43:17,692 --> 01:43:19,319
What's the Board asking of you?
1553
01:43:20,403 --> 01:43:23,072
They're asking me to
call the girl's parents
1554
01:43:23,156 --> 01:43:26,534
and make her repent
and go to counseling
1555
01:43:29,162 --> 01:43:31,456
"I heard what the Board
is asking of you
1556
01:43:31,539 --> 01:43:33,750
and I don't envy your situation
1557
01:43:35,418 --> 01:43:37,962
Honestly, I am proud
of what you did
1558
01:43:39,047 --> 01:43:41,549
I would've done the same thing,
1559
01:43:41,633 --> 01:43:46,179
but I can't just risk
my job as senior pastor
1560
01:43:46,262 --> 01:43:48,723
Whatever you decide,
I'll support you
1561
01:43:50,099 --> 01:43:51,976
You have tremendous courage,
1562
01:43:53,102 --> 01:43:54,896
and I'll be praying for you"
1563
01:43:57,607 --> 01:43:59,901
- What a coward
- A coward?
1564
01:44:00,568 --> 01:44:02,862
What a scumbag He--
1565
01:44:02,946 --> 01:44:06,407
He's proud of you, he would
have done the same thing as you
1566
01:44:06,491 --> 01:44:09,494
But, oh, you would hate,
you would hate
1567
01:44:09,577 --> 01:44:14,040
for your religious convictions
to cost you anything
1568
01:44:14,916 --> 01:44:18,503
This is why I can't
stand Evangelicals
1569
01:44:18,586 --> 01:44:20,672
They say stupid shit like that
1570
01:44:20,755 --> 01:44:24,342
And you know who's completely
missing from his text?
1571
01:44:24,425 --> 01:44:27,762
The girl, the girl who
came to you wanting
1572
01:44:27,845 --> 01:44:30,473
to know if she is loved by God
1573
01:44:30,556 --> 01:44:32,934
because she's exactly
who God made her to be
1574
01:44:33,017 --> 01:44:34,936
And you know where she
got those ideas?
1575
01:44:35,019 --> 01:44:37,772
From her church, where
he's in charge
1576
01:44:37,855 --> 01:44:41,484
And he honestly agrees with you
and thinks you're courageous
1577
01:44:41,567 --> 01:44:44,988
He can't think you're courageous
and did the right thing,
1578
01:44:45,071 --> 01:44:48,324
and then sit there while
thousands of kids
hate themselves,
1579
01:44:48,408 --> 01:44:50,702
cut themselves, and some
of them kill themselves
1580
01:44:50,785 --> 01:44:55,832
There are so many teenagers
who ask those questions
1581
01:44:55,915 --> 01:44:59,043
and assume God hates them,
doesn't love them,
1582
01:44:59,127 --> 01:45:00,586
they have to change
1583
01:45:00,670 --> 01:45:03,798
Parents, grandparents,
friends, family,
1584
01:45:03,881 --> 01:45:07,135
because of God assume
their kids and friends
1585
01:45:07,218 --> 01:45:09,220
and grandkids aren't good enough
1586
01:45:09,304 --> 01:45:10,847
and aren't loved as they are
1587
01:45:10,930 --> 01:45:12,890
So it's just bullshit to
hear that kind of stuff
1588
01:45:12,974 --> 01:45:14,809
from a preacher
No one thinks about it
1589
01:45:14,892 --> 01:45:17,061
And they are so cowardly
1590
01:45:17,145 --> 01:45:21,232
It's like they can't think
about the dignity of the kid
1591
01:45:21,316 --> 01:45:24,777
It's his job and your job,
and Jesus
1592
01:45:24,861 --> 01:45:27,405
That's the only thing
on his mind
1593
01:45:32,493 --> 01:45:34,495
I can't even deal
with this shit
1594
01:45:35,621 --> 01:45:37,540
I'm sorry, dude
1595
01:45:37,623 --> 01:45:38,875
You deserve better
1596
01:45:39,709 --> 01:45:41,210
Let's just get out of here
1597
01:45:42,086 --> 01:45:45,423
At least he's right about
one thing You're courageous
1598
01:45:47,008 --> 01:45:48,801
He on the other hand
1599
01:46:35,306 --> 01:46:37,850
- Cleo, you awake?
- What?
1600
01:46:37,934 --> 01:46:41,771
- It's morning
- I know, I'm so tired
1601
01:46:41,854 --> 01:46:44,357
Well, we're not there yet
Don't worry
1602
01:46:44,482 --> 01:46:46,275
Can you get the hat out?
1603
01:46:46,359 --> 01:46:48,945
It's my dad's birthday,
I need his birthday hat
1604
01:46:49,028 --> 01:46:49,987
Right, Pops?
1605
01:46:53,241 --> 01:46:54,826
What birthday hat?
1606
01:46:54,909 --> 01:46:57,495
There's only one
birthday hat in our family
1607
01:46:58,454 --> 01:47:01,874
Dad rocked it every birthday
He thought it was funny
1608
01:47:01,958 --> 01:47:03,751
- Are you talking about this?
- Yes
1609
01:47:03,835 --> 01:47:04,919
He thought it was funny
1610
01:47:05,002 --> 01:47:06,796
I found it endearing
1611
01:47:08,840 --> 01:47:10,049
Look at that beauty
1612
01:47:12,552 --> 01:47:15,847
He considered himself a bit of a
1613
01:47:15,930 --> 01:47:19,517
historian, he loved all
the frontier stories
1614
01:47:19,600 --> 01:47:23,563
Lewis and Clark, Daniel
Boone, all that kind of stuff
1615
01:47:23,646 --> 01:47:25,523
So he wore it on his birthday
1616
01:47:26,315 --> 01:47:28,443
Couple more hours and
we'll be there
1617
01:47:32,196 --> 01:47:33,656
How are you feeling?
1618
01:47:38,661 --> 01:47:40,955
I just can't stop
thinking about that email
1619
01:47:45,501 --> 01:47:47,336
I don't know what to do
1620
01:47:50,548 --> 01:47:52,425
What would I even say?
1621
01:47:53,509 --> 01:47:54,969
Call her parents? What--
1622
01:47:55,928 --> 01:47:58,055
What do you say in
that situation?
1623
01:47:58,139 --> 01:47:59,432
I have no idea
1624
01:48:01,225 --> 01:48:04,812
What a parent wants
in any mentor,
1625
01:48:04,896 --> 01:48:07,106
is someone who's trying
to love their kid
1626
01:48:07,190 --> 01:48:08,649
as much as they love them
1627
01:48:09,984 --> 01:48:11,360
And you do that
1628
01:48:14,322 --> 01:48:16,032
It's alright Trust yourself
1629
01:48:21,204 --> 01:48:23,080
Man, it doesn't matter anyway
1630
01:48:23,164 --> 01:48:24,707
My phone's dead
1631
01:48:25,708 --> 01:48:27,543
Unless you have one I could use?
1632
01:48:27,627 --> 01:48:29,045
No, I don't have a cell phone
1633
01:48:29,128 --> 01:48:31,172
You mean you've been
driving around
1634
01:48:31,255 --> 01:48:33,090
all this time without
a cell phone?
1635
01:48:35,009 --> 01:48:36,219
Seems a little
1636
01:48:37,094 --> 01:48:39,305
- reckless
- I'm old-school
1637
01:48:39,388 --> 01:48:40,431
I got a map
1638
01:48:44,936 --> 01:48:48,397
Look, we're going to
pass a pay phone
1639
01:48:48,481 --> 01:48:50,775
And when I see it,
we can pull over
1640
01:48:51,651 --> 01:48:55,446
And when you get on the
phone, just remember,
1641
01:48:56,531 --> 01:48:57,532
trust yourself
1642
01:48:58,449 --> 01:49:02,870
Honestly, if you were
my kid's youth minister,
1643
01:49:03,579 --> 01:49:06,791
I would be thrilled
You're a really nice guy
1644
01:49:08,167 --> 01:49:12,964
And at no point have I thought
you didn't care about her
1645
01:49:14,924 --> 01:49:18,636
And if I'm a parent, I
want someone who's going
1646
01:49:18,719 --> 01:49:21,973
to try to love my kid
as much as I do
1647
01:49:22,848 --> 01:49:25,643
No parent knows the right
thing to do all the time
1648
01:49:25,726 --> 01:49:28,980
So some 20-year-old trying
to tell 'em God loves 'em
1649
01:49:29,063 --> 01:49:30,690
might not either
1650
01:49:30,773 --> 01:49:32,650
Give yourself a break
1651
01:50:13,774 --> 01:50:15,651
We're close, we're almost there
1652
01:50:15,735 --> 01:50:17,653
Oh yeah
1653
01:50:20,740 --> 01:50:21,866
Check it out
1654
01:50:22,825 --> 01:50:24,243
Welcome to Edmond
1655
01:50:24,327 --> 01:50:25,953
Uh huh, what
kind of place is it?
1656
01:50:26,037 --> 01:50:27,997
It's a great
place to grow
1657
01:50:28,080 --> 01:50:29,373
Yeah
1658
01:50:58,861 --> 01:51:01,447
Ah so, remind me why
we're here again?
1659
01:51:01,530 --> 01:51:03,366
This is the last place
I saw my dad
1660
01:51:04,367 --> 01:51:06,285
- Here?
- Yeah
1661
01:51:07,870 --> 01:51:08,746
It was--
1662
01:51:12,750 --> 01:51:14,293
It was my last day
1663
01:51:16,587 --> 01:51:18,255
as a minister
1664
01:51:18,339 --> 01:51:19,799
at a church
1665
01:51:19,882 --> 01:51:21,217
It was the worst day of my life
1666
01:51:21,300 --> 01:51:24,470
I woke up that day and
my wife was gone
1667
01:51:24,553 --> 01:51:26,597
It was the last day
I'd ever see my dad
1668
01:51:27,598 --> 01:51:31,394
I haven't seen my mom
or my family since then
1669
01:51:31,477 --> 01:51:35,106
And then after the funeral,
my dad pulled me aside,
1670
01:51:35,189 --> 01:51:37,775
he just looked at me
and said, "Larry,
1671
01:51:37,858 --> 01:51:41,570
this family doesn't
believe in first marriages
1672
01:51:41,654 --> 01:51:43,906
And neither does the Church
1673
01:51:46,826 --> 01:51:48,369
Don't come back alone"
1674
01:51:55,751 --> 01:51:56,585
I'm
1675
01:51:57,878 --> 01:52:00,089
I really got to do
this by myself
1676
01:52:00,172 --> 01:52:01,465
Are you sure?
1677
01:52:03,134 --> 01:52:04,009
Me
1678
01:52:05,553 --> 01:52:08,681
and Dad have a little bit
to work on
1679
01:52:10,141 --> 01:52:12,351
So wait, who's funeral was it?
1680
01:52:17,273 --> 01:52:18,149
Hanna's
1681
01:52:23,154 --> 01:52:24,363
My daughter's
1682
01:53:10,451 --> 01:53:12,453
Do you remember what you said?
1683
01:53:18,626 --> 01:53:21,754
"Everything happens
for a reason
1684
01:53:26,884 --> 01:53:30,679
No matter how horrible
you feel right now,
1685
01:53:32,223 --> 01:53:36,477
Larry, God intended
this for good"
1686
01:53:37,937 --> 01:53:40,940
You have no idea what
it's like
1687
01:53:43,192 --> 01:53:46,612
To go to bed one night with
the family you dreamed of,
1688
01:53:46,695 --> 01:53:50,699
and go to bed the next night
without your daughter
1689
01:54:46,255 --> 01:54:48,215
"Larry, you're sitting
1690
01:54:50,718 --> 01:54:52,553
where I should have
said nothing
1691
01:54:53,220 --> 01:54:54,179
I should've
1692
01:54:57,349 --> 01:54:58,392
held my son,
1693
01:55:00,686 --> 01:55:04,356
and you shouldn't have been
left to shake your fists
1694
01:55:04,440 --> 01:55:05,399
at God alone
1695
01:55:05,482 --> 01:55:09,320
Hannah was your joy
1696
01:55:10,738 --> 01:55:12,823
Like you are mine"
1697
01:55:14,742 --> 01:55:17,161
"I don't know
what it's like
1698
01:55:19,914 --> 01:55:21,957
to watch your child die,
1699
01:55:24,710 --> 01:55:29,089
and be abandoned by the
ones you love, but God does
1700
01:55:31,008 --> 01:55:31,967
Forgive me,
1701
01:55:34,386 --> 01:55:36,180
my son and my joy
1702
01:55:38,599 --> 01:55:39,475
Dad"
1703
01:57:36,884 --> 01:57:38,093
Well Cleo,
1704
01:57:39,470 --> 01:57:40,804
you ready to go home?
1705
01:57:43,348 --> 01:57:45,059
I think so
1706
01:58:20,928 --> 01:58:23,430
Holy shit, Larry
1707
01:59:07,683 --> 01:59:08,559
Hey,
1708
01:59:09,518 --> 01:59:10,394
pay phone
1709
01:59:12,187 --> 01:59:14,398
Ah, kind of loud, though
1710
01:59:14,481 --> 01:59:17,651
Hmm, that's
what hands are for
1711
01:59:17,734 --> 01:59:18,694
Just cup it
1712
01:59:27,077 --> 01:59:28,287
Ready?
1713
01:59:28,370 --> 01:59:30,664
I guess
1714
01:59:58,108 --> 02:00:00,277
- Hello
- Yeah, Mr Baker
1715
02:00:00,360 --> 02:00:03,739
- Yeah, this is Cleo
- Oh hey, Cleo
1716
02:00:03,822 --> 02:00:06,450
Hi, yeah, I just wanted to call
1717
02:00:06,533 --> 02:00:10,746
and you know, I don't know
what the Board told you
1718
02:00:10,829 --> 02:00:12,706
Yeah, I haven't heard
from the Board
1719
02:00:12,789 --> 02:00:14,666
I just want to do
the right thing
1720
02:00:14,750 --> 02:00:16,668
and I'm going to support
her through this
1721
02:00:53,205 --> 02:00:55,332
Alright, alright, bye
1722
02:01:18,480 --> 02:01:19,439
I did it
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