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Original subtitles

>>10, nine, eight.

Rocket Monkeys!

>>Go monkeys!

>>You, you did this to me, you crazy mad scientist.

You're the one who's turned me into

a gloppy, contaminated mess

with your horrific robotic virus.

>>You're right, and you'll never start me.

I mean, stop.

>>Cut!

No, no, no.

You call that acting?

>>Sorry, Rocket Monkey Director Gus.

>>I don't wanna hear excuses.

I wanna hear words from your mouth

that are the ones that I'm telling you to say

like I say them.

Divas.

>>Hey, Gus, I really gotta peel one.

I mean like serious.

And do you think I could a breathing hole for this thing?

>>Again with the bathroom breaks and the breathing thing.

Talk about a lack of professionalism.

Fine, take five.

>>Yay! >>Seconds.

This movie's gonna be cinematastic.

Finally, to live my dreams of being the galaxy's

most famous director.

A dream I've had ever since I found this thing.

Look, a camera shaped toaster.

>>Actually, I believe that's a real camera.

>>Woohoo!

That young, foolish monkey dreamer was so right.

It feels like it was only 10 minutes ago.

>>Ah, it was.

>>I can't get the zipper down

on this sardling costume.

Oh, nevermind.

>>Okay, Space book, the first part

of my amazing horror opus is uploaded.

I hope it goes viral.

Good one, viral, Gus, yes.

Now, where am I gonna put all my awards?

Ah, perfect.

Lots of award room now.

Woohoo!

Look at those hits piling up.

>>Rocket Monkey Gus, I notice that the script calls

for more goo.

Not to question your vision in any way

but are you sure we need it?

>>Who's calling the shots here?

If I say I need more goo, then more goo it is.

Next scene.

Okay, are we ready?

Don't care.

Here's the setup.

Yeah, okay, you're sick.

Phew, robot plague.

You've got the germs, the cooties, the total yucks.

And, action!

>>Why did you do this to me?

Please tell me why.

No, really, I'd like to know.

>>Robot plague!

Let's get out of the galaxy, I tell you.

It's all over Space book and TV.

So you know it's gotta be true.

>>Attention, all infected robots must be destroyed.

>>I didn't do anything. >>I didn't do anything.

>>I am in top working condition.

>>I'm perfectly healthy.

>>On Space book and on TV?

My movie?

I am truly the greatest monkey director

in the entire galaxy.

>>I think we got this shot.

>>And you'll never start!

>>Awesome!

>>I know!

Fluffy dogtopus!

Aww!

Oh yeah, that's pretty awesome too!

>>Bitty bop bop bop,

good evening, galaxy, in today's news,

bitty bop bop bop,

robot plaque has gone viral.

It's being spread by this robot.

Bitty bop bop bop.

Who was infected by this mad scientist.

Bitty bop bop bop, that is all.

>>Hey, it's us!

Way to go us!

>>This is just typical, I make something wonderful,

and everyone else gets the credit.

I am in charge here.

I made his movie.

I am an awesome, talented, director.

>>It is just a movie!

And not a very good one!

>>Ah!

>>Hello?

How come they get all the crazed fans?

This was my monkey dream.

Such destruction!

Such horribleness!

And I'm getting no credit.

>>Rocket Monkeys, I have some devastating news.

Someone we all know and love must be destroyed.

>>Not Mr. Leggy Bottoms

>>No.

>>I meant YAY-OK.

>>Whew, that was a close one.

>>What?

Tell me, what is going on?

>>Plaque, robot plague!

Destroy him!

>>Destroy YAY-OK?

Seriously Doc, he's not really plaguey.

See?

>>Ah!

>>None of this is real.

Look at Wally.

>>Ah, A Rocket Monkey gone evil and viral plague bot.

>>Remind me, are those the bad alarms?

>>I think so.

>>Attention all GASI agents, engage protocol X3J.

Destroy Rocket Monkey Wally and plague bot YAY-OK.

Use extreme caution!

Repeat, extreme caution!

>>Yeah!

>>Me, destroy?

Oh but I am innocent, I am YAY-OK!

And, I just got an upgrade!

>>Calm down robot.

Calm!

>>What, this isn't the slap party?

>>Okay, this is getting serious.

Bro and Brobot are in real danger.

And, I'm getting no credit.

Which I said already, but it's a total ripoff!

This is what we do.

Lay low, trust me, it'll all blow over.

>>Well, laying low is not as fun as

duck and cover.

>>Come out with your hands up!

>>Let me handle this.

Listen, okay, this is all a big misunderstanding.

You, you seem like reasonable aliens,

well you, not so much, but the other one.

Let's just take a deep breath.

And you know, sometimes.

You win then, right in the balls.

>>Well did they say anything about my movie?

>>They didn't mention it.

>>What?

They wouldn't know cinema if it hit them

in the back of the head.

Leave it to me.

I'll deal with them in my own way.

They drew first blood, not me.

I'll give them a war they won't believe.

Ow ow my eyeball, ow ow don't pull it.

I take it back, they're quite well versed in cinema.

Oh, what should we do?

Grow beards and live in a colony?

No, how about we just eat lots of ice cream

get really fat, and no one will recognize us?

>>Are the scary, bang, bang aliens gone?

>>Definitely not.

I believe it is time to initiate stealth mode.

>>Thinky, thinky, thinky,

how to stop the galaxy from thinking we're dangerous.

Zany monkey party?

Too simple.

Cooky monkey car wash?

Been done.

Think.

I got nothing.

>>I got an idea.

Hey Gus, does this one say please don't hurt me,

with a touch of, I surrender?

>>Surrender?

Never.

>>If you build it, they will come.

>>I'm gonna make a movie that shows the galaxy

that you guys aren't a threat.

It'll be my masterpiece.

Welcome to the premier of my little movie.

I call it "No Robot Plague."

This is where you applaud.

Please, too kind.

Now, sit back.

Forget about those fears of infection,

and enjoy the magic of the cinema.

>>Voice!

>>Say what you want about him,

but he films what he knows.

>>Yes, my monkey dreams come alive.

I already know the answer,

but you're cheering because you love it, right?

>>No, we're cheering because it's over.

>>That's worse than the plague.

Get him!

>>Guess this means no sequel.

>>Don't worry everyone will get an autograph.

Fame is such burden.

>>Hurry up, YAY-OK.

>>Yeah give us some more slack.

>>Hey Wally, get a load of this.

>>Check this out Gus!

>>Wow, that one's shiny.

>>Wow, I never seen one this big before.

>>Do you think I could put one of these in

my pants, and then find a homing device?

>>Probably.

>>Remember, you monkey's are on a strict budget

of three sniggets between you.

>>Can you believe it?

This only costs three sniggets.

>>Chimps!

Now we're broke.

That leaves us only window shopping.

>>Yay, except, I'm not in the market for windows.

I'm more of a shiny stuff kind of monkey.

>>My skeptical indicator is saying mixing

monkeys and Mars, is not a good idea.

Rocket Monkeys?

Attention shoppers, Rocket Monkey's on the loose.

>>Oh, check it out.

It hurts to look this good.

>>May I help you?

Find the door.

>>How dare you Mr. Snootymcstorebot?

Do you know who we are?

>>Processing.

Ooh, you're GASI agents.

Will you be paying with sniggets or putting your

purchases on the GASI account?

>>On account please.

>>Oh Gus, that is so perfect you.

Your head looks so small with that hat on.

Try that on Wally.

Oh and could your eyes look any greener.

It's actually to your benefit to buy more things.

Oh, I could never wear something like that.

I'd say it, yes purchasing is power,

so you two monkeys should really just buy it up.

>>Yay!

>>Hey Wally listen to this thingamagiggy.

That's all it does.

>>An insanely expensive machine

that does nothing but beep.

Priceless.

>>Oh this looks like a robo-headache.

Why so many items all in one place?

>>Oh, it was him.

He was the one who spent the three sniggets.

>>It was Gus, it was Gus, Gus Gus.

>>You crazy monkeys, you can't afford any of this.

>>Chill robopal, we didn't pay a single snigget.

>>The store bot called it credit.

>>What could go wrong?

>>Terrible news Rocket Monkeys,

GASI is bankrupt.

We suspect a group of diabolical genius computer hackers

broke in to our accounts and, and, and,

what are those?

>>Pandas.

>>And that?

>>Diamond encrusted boulder shoes.

>>And how bout that expensive looking

thingamajingle over there?

>>Totally overpriced box that goes beep.

>>Rocket Monkey's, it was you!

>>Declare!

>>What! >>Are you kidding me?

>>Yeah probably.

>>Definitely us.

>>Seriously, it's no big monkey whoop.

All this stuff is just on the account.

>>Wally, could you turn up the volume

on the video monitor there please.

>>Sure.

>>GASI account means you still have to pay for it!

>>You scared Dennis and Mr. Yang.

It's okay, daddy's here, shh.

>>Do flag, patriotic music please.

Were not gonna let you down sir.

Well, technically, I suppose we already have

let you down, but we're gonna solve this

problem using good old monkey knowhow.

Wally let's show the doc what monkeys can do.

I meant, the space cannon!

>>Get in there, get in!

Got ya Gus!

>>Operation return goods is a go.

Launching.

>>Well that's that.

>>Tell me the pandas weren't in there.

>>Oh no!

>>Because of you two, GASI has no money.

We're gonna have to make some super severe cut backs.

That means from now on, no more protective glass

for any of the rocket windows.

Then only one pair of underpants per rocket.

>>This isn't so bad.

>>Better then how it played out in my head.

>>Also, no more food.

Oh, and, we can only afford one rocket monkey.

>>[Both[ No!

>>You can't split us up.

>>We're a team.

>>Can this nightmare get any worse?

>>Way worse, one of you will continue to be a GASI

astronaut, the other will be repurposed.

>>What does repurposed mean?

No!

>>This is outrageous!

You can't make us into a sweater.

>>Right, it has to be Wally.

He's warmer, and way more stylish.

>>Why thank you Gus, I've been reading magazines,

seeing what's in this season and I know.

Hey!

>>This is a tough decision, but that's why

I'm upper, lower, middle, management, because I make

the tough decisions, and I've decided that YAY-OK

you make the decision.

>>Me?

Pick one of my monkeys.

I could never choose.

That is like picking between salt and pepper.

>>Ah choo!

>>Or the chicken or the egg.

Which one to pick, one's an egg, one has legs.

I don't know.

>>Pick me, pick me. >>Me!

>>Pick me, pick me. >>Pick me.

>>How can I choose one Rocket Monkey,

when I am programmed to love them both?

>>Vote Gus, sweater Wally.

>>Vote Wally, knit Gus.

>>I know, okay, I've got it.

I will hold a competition.

Category one, GASI knowledge.

Welcome to who doesn't want to be sweater.

Remember, whoever answers

the most questions correctly, wins.

Okay, question one for my monkey's is so easy.

What does GASI stand for?

>>You said GASI.

>>Okay I get it's funny, but what does GASI mean?

>>Okay, let me be more specific.

The letters that make up GASI, what do they stand for?

G is for?

The first word is galactic.

>>The first word is Gus!

>>Ha, that's a very close but completely wrong.

It's strange since I just told you that G was for galactic.

>>No wait, can I phone a friend?

>>Yeah?

Hello?

>>Hi. >>Hi.

>>It's Wally. >>Oh hi Wally.

>>Are you busy right now?

>>Not really.

>>Okay, listen I'm on a game show.

>>Okay so am I.

>>Weird, okay what does GASI stand for?

What's the G stand for in GASI?

>>I think it's Gus.

>>I thought it was goggles?

>>No, Gus.

>>Okay.

I'm gonna have to go with Gus on this one.

Final answer.

>>Nevermind let's move to next test.

This will showcase your technical smarts.

You must reassemble this rocket blaster

in perfect condition.

Whoever can do it fastest is the winner.

Go monkeys!

Now, seriously gentlemen, get move on, go.

>>Well.

>>Sadly that is a enh.

>>Ha, mine next.

>>Very impressive.

Another enh.

Category three, hero quality.

The very best Rocket Monkey must be brave.

With nerves of steel.

Whichever one of you can navigate this rocket

through that astroid belt, wins.

Begin!

>>I'm on it.

>>I'm on it.

Double monkey.

>>I'm going faster then you are.

>>No super wrongo I'm way faster.

>>Look at me I'm so fast.

>>He needs a picture of me!

>>Okay gentleman's you're both driving the same ship.

Neither of you is going faster.

>>Hands off doormat.

I'm driving.

>>I'm driving!

>>Ah!

You monkey's are actually doing it.

Yay for that!

Unfortunately, that makes my decision

all the more difficult.

>>Bro, it looks like we failed.

>>We're gonna be split up.

>>I hope I'm a nice sweater, bro.

>>If your gonna be a sweater, then sign me up

for monkey mittens.

>>I love you, bro.

>>I love you, bro.

>>You're the best bro a bro ever had.

>>I know but you're also the best bro a bro ever had.

>>Have you washed recently?

>>What?

>>Unbelievable, the comet you crashed into

is made completely of the planetonim,

that's the rarest and most valuable mineral

in all of the galaxy.

That's a whole lot of sniggets out there,

And you found it.

>>That can only mean one thing.

>>Shopping!

>>This is the life!

>>This is probably the most expensive dance ever.

>>Rocket Monkeys, I am glad that just everything

is back to normal, normal.

Okay, except it's covered in gold and diamonds.

>>So, YAY-OK, you never told us,

who were you going to pick.

Me or Wally?

>>It was gonna be Gus wasn't it?

>>It was so gonna be Wally.

>>Neither of you.

I could never of picked one of you fur balls, come on.

>>Looking good Rocket Monkeys, you saved the day!

Well, actually you ruined the day and then saved it.

But, well why dwell on the past?

What matters is GASI's budget is restored,

and then some.

Bling a ding dong.

>>10.

9.

8.

Rocket Monkeys!

Go monkeys!

>>Boyyyyyyyyyy I'm gonna zip, a zip, a zip

the mission, I'm gonna zip, zap, zip, zippity

zip the mission.

It's an evil whip and I'm gonna zip

I'm gonna zip zip zip zip zip

>>Rocket Monkeys, I asked you to repair the tear

in the evil dimension!

What's taking so long?

>>Gus was rapping.

>>Wally was dancing.

>>No I wasn't!

>>Yes you did it! Flames were shooting out of you.

Your pores are leaking flames like swag from

a blame-blamer.

>>No I wasn't! You a- You ever-

You were doing everything. I was just

standing here wondering why you weren't zipping the rift!

>>Enough! You know I don't like it when my

Rocket Monkeys fight, ever!

Monkeys, that curtain is all that separates us

from the evil dimension, make sure it's closed.

>>Don't worry, Rocket Monkeys never fail.

>>You can count on us.

>>Yes, well, um, maybe I better come out

and inspect the repairs for myself. Chimpsky out.

>>Dr. Chimpsky, coming here, he never comes here!

Oh, it's such an honor. And such a lack of class

>>

>>Ugh.

>>What do you think that flash was?

>>Well, it could be something evilly diabolically escaping

from the other dimension, or maybe nothing.

>>I say nothing!

>>Nothing it is!

>>Okay Rocket Monkeys, it's very very important

that you look your best for Dr. Chimpsky.

An unidentified life form has boarded this ship

and is headed this way.

>>Chill, ay okay, it's not like it's something evil

about to take over the ship.

>>Dr. Chimpsky!

>>I am in control of the ship!

>>Welcome back sir! Oh goodness, uh,

look at those eyebrows, so plushy

you might want to take a trim.

>>And your clothes, so un-Chimpsky-like

>>And your voice, it's so growly. Love it!

>>Off! Where's the bridge?

>>Right this way doc. Boss. Sir.

>>Ugh. This way.

>>This is we press all the pressy buttons.

>>And this is where we steer all the steery things.

>>Makes sense. You wanna know how I fix things?

>>No. I wanna know how this works.

>>Hilarious, Dr. C. You're the scientist that

built this rocket, come on, you know how it works!

>>I don't either like, or need you, robot.

See you on the flip side.

>>That's weird, I don't remember the doctor

being so sensitive.

Or his eyes being so lazy and bulgy.

>>You wanna have some Chimpsky style fun?

>>Absolutely!

>>Don't forget the brows. Very key.

>>Can you believe it Gus?

It's almost like the Doc is a cool version

of himself from another dimension!

>>The cool dimension!

>>Watch this!

>>Wally, look!

He's gonna do it!

>>He wouldn't!

>>Gallictastic!

>>Up top!

>>Aye. Cus-

>>Excuse me, doctor, I have scanned the handbook,

and this is not Gussy protocol.

>>Don't be such a downer-bot, YAY-OK.

>>What a square! Pull the pickaloon.

>>What is the mission here?

>>The mission is fun!

>>My skeptical indicators say you may

look like Dr. Chimpsky...

But a you sir, ARE NO DR. CHIMPSKY!

>>Say Doc, mind if we call you bro?

>>Knock yourself out!

>>YAY!

>>I said, KNOCK yourself out.

>>An official Gussy vehicle is heading toward this ship.

How do you respond to that mysterious Dr. Chimpsky?

>>I'm never going back! You hear me? Never!

>>Just as I suspected, a very strange reaction indeed.

>>The intruder is from the other dimension!

Destroy! That's an order!

>>Ah, the jig is up!

Your evil master maskerade is over!

>>I'll take care of this myself!

>>Sounds like fun to me!

>>Totally!

>>Ugh. What's going on here?

Who are you?

>>Get him, he's the evil Dr. Chimpsky!

>>Eh, uh.

>>Me? You are clearly some alternate Chimpsky

who has escaped from the evil dimension,

which should have been repaired.

>>I am never going back there! You just cannot

get a good egg salad sandwich!

>> I'm evil! Evil and dirty!

>>You're so strong,

>> I like it that way!

>>and ruggedly handsome!

Do you pluck your nose hairs too?

>>Who are you going to believe? Fun times Chimpsky here,

or Dr. Boring over there?

Come on, make the call.

>>They're going to believe me, I'm the one who

gives them all the amazing really cool missions.

>>Meh. They're usually kinda lame.

>>Arrest that Chimpsky!

>>You've got the wrong Chimpsky!

I've been framed!

>>And how come I am here?

Not that I mind, of course, I shouldn't.

>>I can't believe it!

How can the boys not know it's me,

Chimpsky?

I mean, we're friends.

Sort of.

>>So true, I mean really it's very,

and every week, we all work together

and listen, the point is,

I'm going to need a DNA sample just to be sure. Safe side.

>>Ugh. A hair sample will be fine.

>>OUCH! I don't have a lot of those.

>>Processing. Almost there. Should know soon.

Yup, it is you Dr. Chimpsky.

>>Get us out of here.

>>I'm a little worried, do you think we got

the right Chimpsky?

>>Who's to say? I mean, who's Gus?

Am I really Wally? Did I really wet your bed last night?

>>Good point, but yes you definitely wet my bed last night.

I'm sure everything's going to be fine.

>>Now that we got rid of that fake Chimpsky,

steer this ship to the evil curtain.

I'm going to unleash an army of pure evil

from the other dimension!

>>I'm in!

>>Hold the monkey phone. Why would we do that?

That sounds kind of oppositey.

>>To take what is ours.

>>Not so fast you bushy browed imposter.

Rocket Monkeys, stay where you are.

>>To the evil curtain!

>>Stay.

>>Curtain.

>>Heal.

>>Curtain.

>>Sit.

>>Curtain.

>>Lay down.

>> Curtain.

>>Good monkeys.

>>Woof! Woof!

>>Now sick that Chimpsky!

>>No, sick THAT Chimpsky!

>>Wrong Chimpsky, again!

>>Well, get us out of here.

You really are a bossy pants, I'll tell you that.

>>Finally! This ridiculous goodie dimension will be mine.

>>My turn, you did it last time. It's only fair.

>>This is my thing.

>>My. My. It's mine. It's mine

>>Won't you just unzip it already? Fight later!

>>Who. Whatcha say now?

>>I said, fight later.

>>You want us to fight?

>>Yes! But later!

>>Enough, you know I don't like it

when my Rocket Monkeys fight. Never.

>>Oh, look. The zipper's stuck.

>>What? No. Just pull harder.

Pull. Pull. Pull.

>>Here bro, you do the honors.

>>Pull. Ahh!

>>Where'd evil Chimpsky get off to?

What happened there?

>>We tricked him.

>>I got to use the glove.

>>Stand down Maurice.

>>Excellent work Rocket Monkeys.

You've, ugh, oh. Um, Gus. Barn doors open.

>>It's stuck.

>>I got it!

>>Seriously bro, I got it. AH!

>>

>>Hey, you totally cut that comet off.

Now he's going all space rage on us.

>>We had the right of way.

>>Let me steer, you drive like an old monkey.

>>I am an only monkey. Older than you

and I should be in charge .

>>Hey, its the ice cream man.

>>You are out of control, yellow ship, pull over!

>>Hey officer, beautiful day we're having.

None of this is our fault.

>>Just trying to outrun that comet

that's about to pulverize us.

>>Oh man, its the cops!

>>I don't see any comet. Let's see.

Warp 7 in a warp 3 zone. Falsifying a comet.

Failure to bathe.

>>Ay-okay, come sweet talk this cop bot.

>>Of course Rocket Monkey Gus, I will dazzle her

with my extensive sweet talking database.

Is a, there a robo-problem, officer?

Since when does the police department

start hiring super models, uh?

If I told you, you have a beautiful main frame,

would you hold it against me?

Let me tell you, where've all the stars

in the universe gone now?

That they are in your eyes.

>>I should arrest you

for noting sir . Ha ha ha.

>>Looks like you two love bugs

gotta good thing going on.

>>We'll just be on our way .

>>Not so fast fur balls!

I'm going to need to see your IDs.

>>Consider yourselves grounded!

Drivers licenses revoked.

>>Revoked? Is that good or bad?

>>Bad.

>>No!

>>Chill brosipheen. It's just a piece of paper,

no big monkey whoop.

>>Wrong, big monkey whoop indeed.

Without space licenses, you are no longer Rocket Monkeys.

Effective immediately.

>>Ah!

>>We can't go back to being plain monkeys.

>>No way I'm taking the space bus.

>>Then you must go to the space driving school

and earn your licenses back.

>>Ah, yes, you know? It's, means to, uh.

Help me out doctor.

>>It means, reaching a certain goal through

perseverance and hard work.

>>

>>And we're here.

>>Rocket space driving school.

Wonder what kind of teacher we'll get?

The cool, jockey type, Mr. Nice Guy,

wanna be your friend or Mr. Super Strict.

>>Welcome students to space driving school.

>>Ah, sweet! The banana type dude.

>>Oh come on! Not you two!

>>I am not a banana!

>>Why them? I mean, I took this job

to get away from them. To live the peaceful,

uneventful life of a driving instructor.

What a beautiful day. Check your blind spot.

Increase thruster, increase thruster.

Oh, try to avoid that fiery comet.

Ah, just do your best.

>>Snap out of it Peel, you're a teacher.

Now get out there and teach.

>>Oh I'll teach them all right.

Teach them straight to the fiery depth of-

Ha ha ha ha..

>>

>>There, you want licenses, you got them.

Congrats, you passed. Have a wicked summer.

Now get out of here! Scram! Go!

>>Not so fast Banana Man, Doc C said

we had to earn them.

>>Uh, I'll take an unearned one.

>>And earn them we shall.

>>So go on [blasts trumpet] teach away.

>>

>>There, there. Let it out. Oh, it's okay banana dude.

Shh. No, it's okay. Hey, Wally's here.

>>Ah, did you just lick me?

>>Uh, no.

>>Oh, oh, find inner peace.

>>I wanna drive first!

>>I'm going first!

>>You, less irritating Monkey.

You go first, maneuver around those cones.

>>Yes, haven't missed one yet.

>>Breaks!

>>Peel! Teach better, now!

>>Parallel park, that's all. Just park.

Nice and simple.

>>Signal. Shoulder check. And reverse.

>>

>>Peel! One more slip and you're fired.

>>Did he say fired? I can't be fired.

If that happens to me, I'd go, I'd go

I am not a banana!

I am lord Peel!

>>Classic banana dude.

>>Let the doom driving test begin.

>>

>>In order to crush your monkey skulls,

I mean, earn your drivers licenses,

you must complete a few tests of my choosing. What fun!

>>Yay!

>>First test is what I like to call, sudden doom.

>>Yay!

>>One, you monkeys board the test rocket

where the break lines have been mysteriously severed.

Two, the rocket smashes into the space buttons,

um, collecting, uh, explosive bonus points.

And finally, you chill out in a peaceful

underground mud bath, forever! Got it?

You have 30 seconds to finish.

Time starts 10 seconds ago.

Oh good job Peel. Good job.

>>Sorry banana man, we didn't blast one bonus mine thingy.

Plus, something weird was going on with the breaks.

>>At least I got some souvenirs.

>>

>>Soooo, did we pass?

>>Next test. Night driving.

>>I can't see anything.

>>I know, awesome!

>>Problem swallowed.

>>

>>This isn't supposed to be fun.

What's wrong with you? You call that digestion?

>>Oh no.

>>Sooooo, did we pass?

>>Final test, a little thing I like to call

flying into the sun.

>>Oo, sounds hot, what do we do?

>>Seriously? You fly into the sun.

>>Wow, that title really works.

>>Isn't that kind a sun burny?

>>Hm. Sounds like you two don't want to be

Rocket Monkeys anymore. I understand.

I'll just rip up these licenses.

>>No! No no! Don't rip.

>>

Oh come on.

>>Back seat alien Wally.

>>Stop that, I'm the big boss. I just wanna know

how Peel is doing.

>>Ah, delicious as always.

>>Delicious, huh? Never heard that one before.

And tell me, what test is he making you do here?

>>This is the "Flying into the Sun" test.

>>We're excited too.

>>Come back! You have my boss in there.

If he burns to a crisp, he'll fire me for sure,

and I actually like this job.

>>Shouldn't you be chasing them now?

>>I already have my prisoner, of love.

>>I don't wanna die with monkeys.

All you have to do is make a classic

12 point parallel turn and I'll restore your licenses.

>>Oh, easy.

>>Somebody get me off of this.

Just turn the wheel.

>>Yeah, all right.

>>Oh no. Uh.

>>Nice move monkeys, consider your licenses

officially restored.

>>Restored? Is that the good one?

>> That's the good one.

>>Yay!

>>Peel! You're fired! Hand in your keys and air fresheners.

Get outta here! You degenerate!

>>Do not ask, please, can we just go.

>>I'll drive! No wait, I'll drive!

>>

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