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>>10, nine, eight.

Rocket Monkeys.

Go monkeys!

>>Do you have any eights?

>>Go fish.

>>Go fish, I say, to the galaxy.

By the Zorax of Bendigar,

The Council to Stop Supervillains is foolish indeed.

If it thinks they can keep Nefarious

on this asteroid forever.

>>Are we still playing?

>>Game over.

Instead I have devised a method of escape

so delicious that the universe will cringe with envy.

At last, I shall be free of this prison

and take over the galaxy again.

Almost too easy.

Adjust trajectory.

>>Take that.

>>Oh, I'll take that and raise you that.

>>Clearing space junk is the best.

>>I'm smashing so much trash.

>>I'm bashing so much trash.

>>Oh yeah.

>>Yay!

>>All clear!

Free at last!

>>Bip!

Owie!

>>And that!

>>Back so soon?

>>By sweet tentacle of Durgle, I will destroy you!

I will, oh, ooh!

I will use this hair to escape my prison at last!

Ooh, I think I pulled something.

>>Space junk, junked! >>Star trash, trashed!

>>Go monkeys!

>>Good work, Rocket Monkeys, you cleared the space debris

and bonus points, you thwarted Nefarious!

>>Nefari, who you talkin' about?

>>Nefarious, an evil genius

and one of the most ruthless supervillains in the galaxy!

>>Nope. >>Never heard of him.

>>He destroyed the Uberiki home worlds.

He melted the ice palaces of Chai.

But worst of all, he did number two

in the fountain of Bazoo.

>>Who hasn't?

>>Oh!

>>Oh!

>>Finally, he was captured

by the Council to Stop Supervillains and banished

to a lonely asteroid, along with his hedge-bot.

>>I swear one day to escape!

>>Boring!

>>Wake up, the point is you thwarted him.

Anyway, for your efforts, I reward you

with the newest gassy video game that I designed myself.

Ha, I call it Chimpsky's Chance.

>>No way!

>>Way indeed, way!

>>Game mode!

>>This monkey hair is all I need

to create an evil avatar.

I will send it into space

where it will attach itself to the foolish host monkey.

Then, he will be forced to collect everything I need

to build an escape rocket!

Now, to fling the evil goop into space!

Watch and be impressed, Robo-Doubter!

>>I've got an idea.

Why don't we just use that giant cannon to escape?

>>Who's the genius here?

>>Oh, totally you, boss, all you.

>>Precisely!

>>Is it awesome time already, behold.

Let's solve exciting math problems together

and save the galaxy!

>>So...

>>Lame.

>>I'm gonna go peel one.

>>Don't get your tail stuck in the bowl again.

>>Yeah, right, like I'm gonna do that for the 12th time.

Oh no, unlucky 12 !

Whew, tingly!

>>Bro, I thought your tail was brown.

>>No, it's green, glowy green.

>>Not brown, like mine? >>No, green.

>>Success!

>>Oh, let me guess, any minute now,

you'll escape and destroy the galaxy?

>>More sarcasm, Slow-mo?

>>No, boss, me, sarcastic?

>>Well, in that case, you're right!

Any minute now, I'll escape and destroy the galaxy!

>>Best banana cakes ever, Robo-Chef.

>>Nana-tastic! >>Thank you gentlemen,

it's just flour and water but you know your words

make this simple robot quite happy.

>>Hey, who took my last pancake?

>>It wasn't me, it was my tail!

>>You better watch that crazy green tail of yours, bro.

>>Aw, did you do a meanie on Gussie?

Oh, I can't stay mad at you!

>>Oh, you're a beautiful monkey.

Oh, silky, silky furry monkey.

>>Get me my supplies, evil tail, now!

Well done, tail, you have delivered everything I need

to escape my prison!

>>If we control the monkey ship, why don't we just

use it to escape?

>>Ooh, someone thinks they have an idea.

See, I can be sarcastic, too.

Because you don't have an idea!

Who's the genius here? >>You boss, all you.

>>Precisely!

>>Rocket Monkeys, there are reports that Nefarious

is building a rocket to escape.

He's getting help from this horrible creature.

>>Wow, that's ugly, ugly!

>>Bro, it's you!

>>Chimps, you're right!

Who are you, evil tail?

Speak to me, who are you?

>>By the liver of Nimoy,

where's the positronic power source?

It's the last thing I need to complete my escape!

Come in, foolish tail!

Find me a positronic power source !

>>Start talkin', tail.

Or you'll be doin' 20 to life at Alphatraz!

>>Ignore the monkey!

The robot, can the robot!

Positronic power source, located!

Attack!

>>Wally, no!

Run, Yay-OK!

>>Bro, do something! >>Hold still!

>>Do something else, something other else!

>>Ow, how'd they get me a Rocket Monkey?

>>Alone in space, no!

Thanks, tail, I needed that.

>>At last, my plan is near completion.

>>No!

Feeling woozy, pull my finger!

Eat butt cloud, greenie!

>>Freedom shall be mine!

Positronic power source, installed!

Fire!

I did it, escaped, now to rule the galaxy!

Ow, ah, get off me, you burbling appendage!

No fair!

>>Glad you're back, bro.

I hope you learned a lesson.

>>I did, never stick your tail in the toilet.

That, and monkey tails are usually brown.

>>Pretty much, yup.

>>Oh look, another boring day

in outer space.

Wally.

Wally.

Wally, Wally, Wally, Wally, Wally, Wally!

Wally, Wally, Wally!

>> Bro, I just had an awful nightmare!

I dreamt our lives were really boring!

Oh right, everything is boring.

>>Is the paint dry yet?

>>Nope.

>>Bored.

>>Still nope.

Another boring bowl of cereal!

Another boring cereal prize!

What the squawk?

>>You speak Mari?

Mari treasure !

X marks the spot!

>>I recognize that X, the clue indicates the treasure

is located in the Exactamundo Quadrant.

>>Forget about Rocket Monkeys, from now on,

we're Monkey Pirates! >>In space!

>>Monkey Pirates, away!

>>Keep eatin', lads.

We be needin' to find the cereal box with the pirate clue.

>>We've checked every box, Captain Creeps.

It's not here! >>You bought every box

at the supermarket, didn't ye? >>Um...

>>Argh, pirate flashback!

>>Hey, you took all the Golden Nugglets!

>>Aye, and whatcha gonna do about it, monkey boy?

>> I want my Golden Nugglets!

Give them to me, I want them!

Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme!

>>Take it, just knock it off! >>Monkey wins!

>>Space grinders!

That means the annoying monkey has the box we need.

Find him! >>But how, Captain?

He's probably halfway across the universe by now!

>>You drive like a barnacle! >>You drive like someone

with two peg arms! >>You drive like somebody

with a peg face! >>You drive like someone

with peg eyes who can't see because their eyes are wood!

>>Where did you get your driver's license, a guy?

>>Yar, ye think yourself pirates?

>>Yar, we do, show 'em, boys!

>>We even have a treasure bird to help us

find the greatest pirate booty ever!

>> Pirate treasure!

>>Treasure bird, you say?

Danglers, why don't ye be joinin' us?

>>Don't think so, we have our own pirate ship.

>>Oopsies, me cannon finger slipped.

>>Happens to me all the time.

>>Never ye mind, yo ho ho.

We pirates share everything, come on board, mateys.

Gotcha, treasure bird!

>>He only talks to me.

>>I only talk to him .

>>Yar. >>Yar.

>>Yar. >>Yar.

>>Yar! >>Yar!

>>Yar! >>Yar!

>>All right, mateys, here's the plan.

Do you mind, secret pirate business here.

>>Oh, okay, no problem.

I'll just go swab something over there.

Swab the deck then.

Okay.

>>Once those fool space monkeys

and that ridiculous-sounding parrot lead us to the treasure,

we'll cross them ! >> Oh my bolts!

>>Warning, danger is coming, oh!

>> Danger is coming, oh!

I have overheard terrible news.

This one, Captain Creeps says--

>>Now that's some of the most

authentic pirate singing I've ever heard!

>>Not to interrupt or anything,

but I was busy warning my Rocket Monkeys, oh!

I see you're in a hurry.

>> X marks the spot!

>>Nice parroting, dude!

>>Treasure ho!

>>Yar, I wanted to say that! >>Go ahead.

>>It's too late now. >>You got that right, matey.

Argh, argh, argh, argh.

And now to get me that danglin' treasure chest.

Can you spare a sniglet, argh, thanks.

Livers and beans!

Gizzards and fleas!

Yes!

The greatest treasure in the galaxy, all mine!

I believe these monkeys have outgrown their usefulness.

Barnacles!

Another parrot, argh!

>>Only talk to the monkey.

More clues. >>Right, okay, interesting.

Yeah.

>> Har har, no hard feelings.

How 'bout a quick song to help us look for that treasure?

>>Not another one!

>> Only talk to the monkey.

X marks the spot.

>> Go find something, Sid!

>> Follow me.

>>Argh, how long does that horn-swagglin' song go on for?

>>Until we run out of things that rhyme with ditty!

>>X marks the spot, X marks the spot!

>>Har, har, whatever booty's in here be all mine!

>>What about, "Yo, ho, ho, a pirate's share," friend?

>>Didn't I tell ye, pirates also lie.

>>Unbelievable! >> What?

>>Ah! >>You didn't tell us pirates

were big stinking liars?

>>Just busy fighting giant sea creature, that's all.

So glad you noticed I was gone.

>>Get 'em, lads, argh, use their tails for dental floss!

I'll put your pants on a donkey and make it ride away.

>>I'm starting to think being a monkey pirate

isn't so great after all.

>>Me too, I miss our ship and that annoying robot.

>>Hello, again, I'm right here, Yay-OK, in the flesh.

>>I miss our boring life!

>>I miss complaining about our boring life!

Ow!

>>Oof! >>You could have done that

a little sooner, Bro-bot.

>>I needed to wait until you were ready to come home.

It's in my programming, what can I say?

Read the manual, once, at least!

>>Manual?

>>Boring!

>>Why won't ye open up, argh, argh, argh!

>>The key!

>>A key, what a lame prize!

>>Gimme that, you ridiculous primate!

>>Hey, I was eating that!

>>Yes, at last, yes, yes!

>>Get ready .

>>Woo-hoo, what's it gonna be, what the--

>>Cracker.

>>What took you so long, boys?

Lady Cracker's been waiting.

>>I can't believe it!

Fooled by the oldest parrot trick in the book!

I order ye to walk the plank!

Now walk! >> Freedom, baby!

>>Danglers, fooled by the second oldest

parrot trick in the book!

Yar!

>>See ya next adventure!

Another boring day, another boring box of cereal.

>>I be grantin' ya three wishes .

Oh !

>>Boring!

>>10, nine, eight

Rocket Monkeys!

>>Go monkeys!

>>Good morning, galaxy.

Day starts now!

Yes, happy monkey day!

I say we hit Tina's for a pre-breaky snack.

What do you say, Wally?

Wally?

Uh-huh.

>> Who's a good banana?

>>Wally!

Wally!

Wally, Wally, Wally!

Wally, Wally, Wally!

You're a worthy foe, monkey bro.

Mmm, this is gonna taste so good in my mouth.

Banana pancakes with a banana smoothie.

I can't take you anywhere,

you're acting like a total zombie.

>>That's a zombie.

>>Brains, brains!

>> My scheme of revenge

upon the Rocket Monkeys is going exactly to plan, check.

My scheme of eating lunch is going exactly to plan, check.

>>Can you believe those space gorillas?

Always looking for attention.

>> Yeah.

Always twisting off our skull caps,

scooping out our brains.

Tickles!

>>Right, kooky stuff like, oh!

Zombies, real zombies!

Gorilla zombies!

>>Brains!

>>Zombie baboons!

Zombie gibbons!

Zombie chrysanthemum!

>>Hello stranger.

>>Greetings, monkeys.

How about a treat to calm those nerves?

>>Ooh!

>>That's it, take the banana.

>>Cool hat, totally clangy.

>>It's to protect my delicious brain from zomb--

Just take a banana!

>>Brains!

Brains!

>>Ahh, zombies!

Coming at us!

From all sides!

Wait, we're saying the same thing.

At the same time.

How are we doing this?

Don't care, run!

>>Sigh, I said bananas first, brains later!

It works like this.

The Rocket Monkeys eat the toxic bananas,

their brains become rotten,

and they become zombie monkeys.

And I, Lord Peel, get revenge, got it?

>>Sorry.

>> Zombies.

I knew I should have gone with werewolves instead.

>>Gotta find zombie protection.

Ah!

>>Traditionally, I believe garlic is used

against the vampires.

That is for body odor.

Sports fans and nerds.

>>Rocket Monkeys, toxic bananas

from the banana planet Bananastan

have infiltrated the banana market.

They're contaminated with a zombie germ.

So don't eat any.

I said no eating!

Now, for your mission.

Speed to Bananastan, and stop the toxic bananas

from getting off the planet.

>>Yes, we are so down.

>>And what we are we talking about?

>>Chill, Mr. C.

>>Snacky time?!

>>Phew, talk about the nick of time.

>> Who's Nick?

Brains.

>>Ah, this, this is horrible, horrible!

>>Meh, he always drools like that.

>>Brains!

>>You must go to Bananastan,

and find the cure for the zombie germ.

>>Or, new idea.

Maybe he just needs some of Gus's chicken soup.

>>Brains!

>>Okay, Bananastan it is.

>>Brains!

>>Down boy.

>>Brains!

>>Make tinkles.

Good zombie monkey!

Let's go walkies!

>>Brains!

>>No brains!

>>Brains! >> Heel!

>>Brains! >>Bad zombie monkey!

>>How do you like your

moronic monkey friend now?

As a zombie!

>>He's coming along okay.

>>Brains!

>>Still needs some work.

Do I,

know you?

>>Banana

dude!

>>I am not Banana Man!

I am Lord Peel!

Because of your incessant badgering,

I was transformed into a super villain!

>> >>Down boy!

>>Hey, focus!

And now, I've transformed you

and your kind into zombies!

>>I'm not a zombie

>>Details, you will be soon.

Here.

Now, whatever you do, don't press this button.

No, no, don't press it.

Don't.

I said don't.

Unless you really really want to, then go ahead.

So long, monkeys!

Well,

plan B it is.

Lord Peel!

Victorious again!

Remember, don't push that button!

>>No monkeys!

Please!

Do not press the butto--!

>>Calling all zombies!

Appetizer-sized monkey brains this way!

>>Brains!

>>Now would be a good time to make a run for it I think.

>>Don't worry, Wally!

Bros stick up for bros!

Even zombie bros!

>>Noooo

brains!

>>Fool!

Your bro is nothing more than a brainless rocket monkey.

>>We happen to like him that way!

>>I mean he's brainless because he's a zombie!

Ugh.

Why am I even doing evil stuff if you don't appreciate it?

Zombies!

Attack!

>>Brains!

>>Oh, I really should be taping this.

>>Heroic monkey Gus,

Perhaps you should be using your ridiculous thinking cap

to come up with one of your kooky

but efficient monkey ideas.

>>Thinking, thinking thinking!

>>Brain.

>>Must use own brain!

>>I've got it!

>>Wow, look at that!

They go left, they go right!

>>My plan!

Thwarted by,

boogie-woogie?

There'll be no plan thwarting on my watch!

Plan B.

Stop this musical madness now!

>>No way!

As long as there's music,

these zombies are gonna groove all-

>> Huh?

>>Shoulda charged it.

>>Ha!

Lord Peel reigns supreme again!

>>Brain!

>>What a time to not have a back-up brain shielding hat!

But I do have this!

Say hello to my little friend!

Say hello to my other little friend!

My Zom-Be-Gone brand Reversal Beam!

>>Ah! >>Ah!

>>Good work, zom-bro!

>>Brains!

So, is it snacky time yet?

>>Glad to have you back, bro-binator!

>>Help!

Chase someone else!

>>This does not compute to me at all.

Why are they chasing Lord Peel

if they are no longer zombies?

>>He's a yummy banana.

You know, bananas?

Monkeys?

Monkeys?

Bananas?

Symbiotic relationship. >>Oh, now I see it!

It's a good one, I like it!

>>Well done, Rocket Monkeys.

All the zombies have been turned back to regular primates.

But, we haven't been able to track down

the rest of the toxic bananas.

Have you seen them?

>>Nope. >>Never heard of 'em.

>>Okay, your turn.

>>Your turn!

>>Red one?

No, blue one.

No, red!

Blue, red!

Yay-OK!

Help!

Which one?

>>According to my programming,

absolutely positively the red one!

>>Ah, you poor yummy snacks!

Don't you dare give up on me, snacky!

>>Disaster, Rocket Monkeys!

If that was a real doomsday device

and not a vending machine,

the universe would've been destroyed!

>>This is not possible!

I was correct.

Cut the red wire, no booming.

>>Rocket Monkey Gus, you did cut the red wire, didn't you?

>>Red wire, blue wire?

>>Of course he did!

It's all there in the Monkey Flashback.

>>Red wire, red wire, red wire, red wire, red wire,

Red wire, red wire!

>>Well, did you?!

>>Yes, of course!

I cut the red wire!

It was red!

So

red!

>>Impossible!

I am not programmed to be wrong!

>>I'm sorry, Yay-OK.

You are clearly past your expiry date.

Obsolete.

Overdue.

A robo-dinosaur, if you will.

>>Maybe a little harsh, no?

>>C'mon, Doc.

We all make mistakes.

>>Not anymore.

I am sending a replacement immediately.

>>Did someone call for an upgrade?

>>This is a joke, right?

>>You monkeys like to party?

>>Yaaaay!

>>Actually, It's Yay-OK Seven.

Don't even ask

what happened to Yay-Okay two, three, four, five,

and six, man.

>>What happened to Yay-OK two through six?

>>I'm glad you ask!

Robo-Flashback!

>>Hot, hot, hot!

>>They were all bombs!

Not smart, like us!

Go go monkeys!

>>Are you kidding me?

Go monkey?

That's my catchphrase!

>>Meh, I upgraded it with an extra go.

Now, get out of the way, Gramps!

It's time to get this party started!

Aye!

>>He's so cool!

>>Totally nanners!

>>That's nothing.

It's time to get your funk on!

>>Woohoo!

>>Best

>>I feel a guilt-inducing dream sequence coming on.

I'm guessing these ticking clocks are supposed

to mean something to me, but no idea!

Oh, now I get what it means.

>>I thought we were friends!

You is the liar!

Look what you did!

This is on you, Gus!

>>I didn't lie!

But if I did no one knows.

>>Grooming time!

>>Hurray!

>>Ooh, voila time!

>>Wait, where's Yay-OK?

Grooming's his job.

>>Not since you told Chimpsky

about his mistake!

Red wire!

Hilarious!

No harm done.

>>Yeah, right.

No harm done.

That sound again!

Just because I hear scary ticking sounds.

>>Tick, tick, tick!

>>I am not guilty!

>>Who said you were?

I was just ordering break-y.

>>Ticks sunny-side up, hold the moo.

>>Get a grip of yourself, Gus.

>>Yoohoo!

Gus monkey!

This old robot can still make your favorite.

Whoa!

I am so sorry!

I got spaghetti with blue cheese

and red banana peppers all over you.

>>Blue!

Red!

It's all my fault!

When you said cut the red one, I accidentally cut the--

That sound!

It's driving me monkey mad!

Take it. >>Tick, tick,

tick, tick, tick.

I love this jam!

Tick, tick, tick, tick!

>>Cuckoo crazy, those monkeys.

But I like them.

>>They are my crazy monkeys!

>>Oh, you look tired,

Oldy McMoldy.

You could use a little rest.

>>They don't abandon o-

>>Where's Yay-OK?

There's something I really need to tell him.

>>He went on a vacation to Robot Beach.

>>But I needed to talk to him!

What have I done?

>>Two clever monkeys like you deserve the

latest in high-tech robot fun.

>>Yeah, but I like Yay-OK too.

He used to help me with my sockies.

>>The feet, Rocket Monkey Wally.

It's always the feet.

>>Can't hear you!

>>You're not serious!

This changes everything.

>>What?!

>>'Scuse me!

>>Agh

>>I have discovered

that those cuckoo crazy monkeys are as low-tech as you.

That means I will have to crush them!

Take over the ship!

And destroy the galaxy!

>>Robots are designed for the service

and loyalty to monkeys!

>>Not this robot!

I'm level seven, baby!

>>Such a strange consistency.

What have you trapped me in?

>>Concrete and banana sludge!

I upload the recipe.

>>You cannot leave me alone like this!

>>You're right!

Low-tech entertainment

for a low-tech loser bot.

>>I must stop him.

I must!

But that's catchy.

Listen to that.

I like that.

>>You think Yay-OK's mad at me?

>>Bro, usually you're a big load of bossy pants.

But now, you're getting all Twitchy McTwitch!

>>Wally, I made a massive boo-boo.

>>Whoa, Seven.

What's with the evil face?

>>I'm getting tired of monkeys.

>>So, this is the vacation spot.

Mmm, banana with a hint of cement!

>>So, how is Yay-OK Seven working out?

>>He's okay, I guess.

>>What?

I'd say a little more than okay!

I am like really, really, really good!

>>Choke.

Restrict.

Narrowing.

>>And where are Wally and Yay-OK?

>>Doing laundry.

Anywho, gotta run!

Rest assured that the galaxy is protected

with me and this nondescript monkey who's name I forget.

>>Keep up the good work.

Chimpsky out.

>>Liar!

Wally never does laundry.

>>I'm just a bad wittle robot

I guess.

We can't all be good like you.

>>I never said I was good.

It's just-

That sound!

The constant ticking.

Accusing me!

I can't take it anymore!

Ahhh!

I admit it!

I cut the blue wire and let Yay-OK take the blame!

>>So you are evil.

That means I don't have to destroy you.

>>What?

I'm not evil.

You're evil?

>>And how?

>>I thought if I confessed, the ticking would go away.

>>Yeah that's usually, eh, the way it works.

But where is that blasted racket coming from?

>>Maybe it's that doomsday device.

>>Oh please!

I'm not gonna let some dumb

doomsday device ruin our plans to take over the galaxy!

>>Our plans?

>>Now, let me see.

A simple wire snip should do the trick.

Red wire?

Or blue wire?

>>Red wire!

Yay-OK told me red, but I accidentally cut the blue.

>>And if that tired old bot said red, I'm cutting blue!

Oh, this device is more complicated than it looks.

Like you, Gus!

Fruity on the outside, and evil on the inside.

>>I made one mistake!

>>From such mistakes galaxies are destroyed!

So, blue wire or yellow wire?

Yellow!

Now, it's purple wire or orange wire?

Uh, orange.

Eggshell or ghost white?

>>Yay-OK Seven said you were doing laundry!

>> Never!

>>That robot is a big kind of liar.

>>We were trapped in banana sludge!

>>Luckily, Rocket Monkey Wally's training kicked in,

and he knew exactly what to do.

>>What about the doomsday device?

>>I made it from radio parts to distract the evil robot.

>>Aye yi yi!

>>Oh, huge apology, Yay-OK.

I should've never have lied

and let you take the blame for cutting the wrong wire.

>>You did what?!

C'mon, nevermind, eh?

I forgive you crazy monkey.

Like I have a choice.

I'm programmed that way, you know that.

>>You're a true bro-bot, Yay-OK.

I must say.

A never-ending doomsday device.

Now that's showing some robo-smarts.

>>Who said anything about never-ending?

>>Chartreuse wire?

Outsmarted by a Yay-OK version one.

Humiliating.

>>Bye-bye, unlucky Seven.

Who wants to party?