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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,724 --> 00:00:08,379 >>Ten. Nine. Eight. 2 00:00:09,758 --> 00:00:10,482 Rocket Monkeys! 3 00:00:42,103 --> 00:00:43,586 Rocket Monkeys! 4 00:00:43,689 --> 00:00:45,413 >>The monkeys! 5 00:00:52,965 --> 00:00:54,517 >>Big red button press. 6 00:00:54,620 --> 00:00:56,551 >>Pressing big red button! 7 00:00:56,655 --> 00:00:59,275 >>Shiny blinky button, press. 8 00:00:59,379 --> 00:01:01,344 >>Pressing shiny blinky button! 9 00:01:02,655 --> 00:01:04,241 >>Fuzzy whirly pressy thing. 10 00:01:04,344 --> 00:01:06,413 >>Fuzzy whirly pressy thing, check! 11 00:01:07,931 --> 00:01:09,206 Come back here button! 12 00:01:10,620 --> 00:01:11,827 Hold still you little pig! 13 00:01:13,448 --> 00:01:15,793 Get back here! I'm gonna getcha! 14 00:01:19,206 --> 00:01:20,827 Fuzzy whirly pressy thing pressed! 15 00:01:34,310 --> 00:01:35,344 Total let down. 16 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:39,103 >>Yawnsville. 17 00:01:39,206 --> 00:01:41,793 >>Not to disagree, but I would say that 18 00:01:41,896 --> 00:01:45,068 was an impressive example of an interstellar event. 19 00:01:49,379 --> 00:01:50,758 Who cares? Big deal. Whatever. 20 00:01:50,862 --> 00:01:52,827 White light. Woohoo no one cares. 21 00:01:54,689 --> 00:01:55,896 >>Rocket monkeys. 22 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:58,586 You're mission to day is simple yet vital. 23 00:01:58,689 --> 00:02:02,068 Locate the never seen before ice plant of Brrr. 24 00:02:03,241 --> 00:02:05,068 >>This sounds important. 25 00:02:05,172 --> 00:02:08,724 >>Absolutely. My drink needs ice. 26 00:02:08,827 --> 00:02:09,689 Chimpsky out. 27 00:02:12,275 --> 00:02:14,241 >>Wally! Looky-lookit! 28 00:02:14,344 --> 00:02:15,758 >>I'm looky lookying! 29 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:21,275 >>That must be the legendary planet 30 00:02:21,379 --> 00:02:22,172 of 31 00:02:22,275 --> 00:02:23,068 bananas. 32 00:02:29,172 --> 00:02:32,103 >>Negative. The legendary banana planet is called 33 00:02:32,206 --> 00:02:34,517 Bananastan. In the Banana Quadrant. 34 00:02:34,620 --> 00:02:36,586 We're looking for Brrr. 35 00:02:36,689 --> 00:02:38,172 >>Where's the banana in that? 36 00:02:38,275 --> 00:02:39,551 >>Hmm, good point. 37 00:02:39,655 --> 00:02:40,896 >>Banana ho! 38 00:02:46,517 --> 00:02:48,068 Approaching giant, delicious, yet kinda 39 00:02:48,172 --> 00:02:51,034 dangerous looking banana. Roger? 40 00:02:51,137 --> 00:02:53,827 >>Copy that. And the name's Wally. Not Roger, Gus. 41 00:02:53,931 --> 00:02:55,310 Wally. 42 00:02:55,413 --> 00:02:56,758 >>Just trying to be professional here, Wally. 43 00:02:56,862 --> 00:02:57,724 Roger? 44 00:02:57,827 --> 00:02:59,586 >>Not Wally, Roger, just Wally. 45 00:02:59,689 --> 00:03:01,034 >>Nevermind! 46 00:03:01,137 --> 00:03:03,413 Giant banana ahead. 47 00:03:03,517 --> 00:03:05,413 >>I'd like to get you out of your peel and 48 00:03:05,517 --> 00:03:07,137 cover you in hot fudge. 49 00:03:10,310 --> 00:03:11,827 >>Careful Rocket Monkeys! 50 00:03:11,931 --> 00:03:14,344 My sensors are detecting the possibility 51 00:03:14,448 --> 00:03:15,827 of a trap. 52 00:03:15,931 --> 00:03:18,896 >>Give me some credit, Yay-Ok. I think I know a trap 53 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:20,034 when I see one. 54 00:03:21,310 --> 00:03:23,655 >>At this time, I am programmed to say the 55 00:03:23,758 --> 00:03:26,896 following statement: I told you so. 56 00:03:36,034 --> 00:03:40,827 >>Yeah! Finally I will have my revenge on the 57 00:03:40,931 --> 00:03:42,310 Rocket Monkeys. 58 00:03:42,413 --> 00:03:47,137 >>Yeehaw! Best trap ever! 59 00:03:47,241 --> 00:03:48,551 >>Stop eating my ship! 60 00:03:53,689 --> 00:03:56,344 Stop it! You think this is some kind of joke? 61 00:03:56,448 --> 00:04:00,482 I am being deadly serious here. Yes, you heard me. 62 00:04:00,586 --> 00:04:05,206 Deadly. Watch and be amazed by my display of 63 00:04:05,310 --> 00:04:06,724 deadliness! 64 00:04:16,517 --> 00:04:18,896 >>Oh, a robot can't take care of business? 65 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:23,379 >>Have you found Brrr yet? No icy in my drinky winky. 66 00:04:25,413 --> 00:04:27,758 >>I don't like the way you blew up our ship. 67 00:04:27,862 --> 00:04:30,413 I'm giving you my angry monkey face here. 68 00:04:31,517 --> 00:04:32,241 >>Yeah 69 00:04:37,655 --> 00:04:40,206 By the way, ever heard of the planet Brrr?? 70 00:04:40,310 --> 00:04:42,241 Just asking. It's a mission thing. 71 00:04:42,344 --> 00:04:45,862 >>Lalalalalalalala, not listening. 72 00:04:45,965 --> 00:04:48,034 I have a story to tell. 73 00:04:48,137 --> 00:04:50,482 A story of doom and woe that will tear the 74 00:04:50,586 --> 00:04:53,379 very fabric of your puny monkey hearts. 75 00:04:53,482 --> 00:04:55,206 >> Yay, story time! 76 00:04:56,586 --> 00:04:58,517 >>We're both totally into woe. 77 00:05:00,413 --> 00:05:03,931 >>I was a simple man back then. Not much different 78 00:05:04,034 --> 00:05:04,965 than any other. 79 00:05:05,068 --> 00:05:07,620 >>Hey Gus, it's banana man! 80 00:05:07,724 --> 00:05:11,344 >>This is my flashback! I do the narrating. Huh? 81 00:05:11,448 --> 00:05:13,172 Where'd they go? 82 00:05:20,241 --> 00:05:21,724 If I may continue. 83 00:05:22,965 --> 00:05:26,275 I was a simple man back then. From the first day 84 00:05:26,379 --> 00:05:29,586 I encountered you monkeys, my life has been a 85 00:05:29,689 --> 00:05:30,758 living agony. 86 00:05:32,482 --> 00:05:33,379 You hounded me. 87 00:05:41,310 --> 00:05:42,862 I couldn't answer my own phone! 88 00:05:42,965 --> 00:05:43,689 Hello? 89 00:05:43,793 --> 00:05:45,344 >>Take off your peel. 90 00:05:50,724 --> 00:05:52,448 >>Never any privacy. 91 00:05:52,551 --> 00:05:55,275 Constantly hunted like an animal. 92 00:06:03,206 --> 00:06:05,344 >>I never knew bananas were animals. 93 00:06:05,448 --> 00:06:06,827 >>Wow, I had no idea. 94 00:06:06,931 --> 00:06:08,103 >>Silence! 95 00:06:09,448 --> 00:06:12,931 You drove me to the dark side. Your relentless 96 00:06:13,034 --> 00:06:16,517 monkeyness has turned me from being a simple man into 97 00:06:17,862 --> 00:06:18,586 Lord 98 00:06:18,689 --> 00:06:19,517 Peel. 99 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:23,206 >>Cool lightning effects. 100 00:06:23,310 --> 00:06:25,344 >>My favorite was the echoey voice. 101 00:06:25,448 --> 00:06:27,137 >>Watch this. 102 00:06:35,448 --> 00:06:36,724 >>I... 103 00:06:36,827 --> 00:06:40,275 >>Remember monkeys. Cubed, not crushed. 104 00:06:42,275 --> 00:06:44,172 >>Stop blowing up our stuff. 105 00:06:44,275 --> 00:06:48,689 >>Deal I won't destroy your stuff. I'll destroy you. 106 00:06:51,517 --> 00:06:53,689 >>Can you keep it down? We're trying to watch 107 00:06:53,793 --> 00:06:54,689 the cinder block. 108 00:07:00,103 --> 00:07:01,137 >>Hold that position. 109 00:07:02,689 --> 00:07:06,862 >>Welcome to my diabolical monkey destroying machine. 110 00:07:10,517 --> 00:07:14,517 As I was saying. It works like so: 111 00:07:14,620 --> 00:07:17,000 I fill the machine with an endless supply 112 00:07:17,103 --> 00:07:20,862 of bananas. - The bananas are fed to the machine 113 00:07:20,965 --> 00:07:24,448 into a relentless conveyor belt of horror. That would 114 00:07:24,551 --> 00:07:26,931 be Item C. Then the bananas are stuffed into 115 00:07:27,034 --> 00:07:28,275 your helpless mouths: 116 00:07:28,379 --> 00:07:30,896 Items D and E. 117 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:32,034 Results? 118 00:07:33,862 --> 00:07:35,551 Exploding monkeys! 119 00:07:38,413 --> 00:07:42,137 You love bananas? Well love them to death! 120 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:47,310 >>Quit yacking and start packing. 121 00:07:47,413 --> 00:07:50,000 >>Item B! Item B! Ooh ooh! Item B! 122 00:07:51,517 --> 00:07:52,931 >>That's it, yes! 123 00:07:53,758 --> 00:07:54,586 Ooh! Yeah! 124 00:07:56,379 --> 00:07:57,206 Yeah! 125 00:07:58,068 --> 00:07:59,620 Oh no. 126 00:07:59,724 --> 00:08:00,620 >>Oh yeah. Yep. 127 00:08:01,931 --> 00:08:03,137 Come to Gusy. 128 00:08:04,275 --> 00:08:05,413 >>Keep em coming! 129 00:08:06,896 --> 00:08:09,379 >>This is unbelievable. 130 00:08:09,482 --> 00:08:11,068 >>Your machine's busted. 131 00:08:12,655 --> 00:08:15,655 >>Fellas sorry for the interruption, but is this 132 00:08:15,758 --> 00:08:18,689 going to take much longer? We're on a mission 133 00:08:18,793 --> 00:08:19,896 and it's critical. 134 00:08:21,344 --> 00:08:24,827 >>I can't believe it. Even your robot is annoying. 135 00:08:37,413 --> 00:08:40,344 >>You try your best to be evil. I mean, 136 00:08:40,448 --> 00:08:41,310 what more can I do? 137 00:08:43,655 --> 00:08:47,137 >>So sorry to interrupt again, but I really do require 138 00:08:47,241 --> 00:08:51,137 my monkeys. Tell you what, you can press your button 139 00:08:51,241 --> 00:08:53,827 thingy all you want. But I put the kabash 140 00:08:53,931 --> 00:08:57,793 on your missile launcher. So no more boom boom. 141 00:09:03,206 --> 00:09:06,724 I told you so. I am programmed to say that. 142 00:09:08,206 --> 00:09:10,620 >>Right. Hold this for me, would you? 143 00:09:10,724 --> 00:09:11,724 >>No problem. 144 00:09:14,551 --> 00:09:17,862 I feel so alive like never before. 145 00:09:21,896 --> 00:09:23,931 >>I've had it with all three of you. 146 00:09:24,034 --> 00:09:27,827 Two silly monkeys and you a metal monkey wannabe. 147 00:09:27,931 --> 00:09:31,172 >>Listen, are you still using those wires there? 148 00:09:40,137 --> 00:09:41,862 Ahhhh la la la. 149 00:09:41,965 --> 00:09:43,724 >>I am banishing all three of you. 150 00:09:43,827 --> 00:09:47,034 To the frozen, hidden-away, never to be found again 151 00:09:47,137 --> 00:09:48,103 planet of Brrr. 152 00:09:49,655 --> 00:09:51,551 >>You know where Brrr is? 153 00:09:51,655 --> 00:09:53,758 >>Could've saved us some time if you'd told us sooner 154 00:09:53,862 --> 00:09:55,034 banana dude. 155 00:09:55,137 --> 00:09:58,137 >>I am not a banana dude. Stop saying that! 156 00:09:58,241 --> 00:10:00,103 You're giving me a complex. 157 00:10:01,482 --> 00:10:03,448 >>Oh yeah. You still got it banana man. 158 00:10:03,551 --> 00:10:06,689 >>Really? Because I haven't even moisturized in- 159 00:10:06,793 --> 00:10:07,620 Enough! 160 00:10:16,689 --> 00:10:17,620 >>Bye. 161 00:10:17,724 --> 00:10:19,275 Have fun on Brrr. 162 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:22,137 Oh, fudge. 163 00:10:33,896 --> 00:10:35,275 >>Yay-Ok. Report. 164 00:10:36,827 --> 00:10:39,689 >>Mission completed, sir. I am sending you some ice now. 165 00:10:47,137 --> 00:10:50,551 >>Excellent work Rocket Monkeys. By the way, 166 00:10:50,655 --> 00:10:52,758 what's it like on Brrr? 167 00:10:52,862 --> 00:10:54,241 >>Hot. 168 00:10:54,344 --> 00:10:56,931 >>Okay that makes no sense. It should be too cold 169 00:10:57,034 --> 00:10:58,413 to sustain life. 170 00:10:58,517 --> 00:11:01,241 >> Hot fudge sundae! Woohoo! 171 00:11:06,482 --> 00:11:10,517 >>Enough with the hot fudge already. 172 00:11:23,931 --> 00:11:25,137 >>You started it! 173 00:11:25,241 --> 00:11:26,206 >>Nah uh! 174 00:11:26,310 --> 00:11:27,689 >>Did so. 175 00:11:27,793 --> 00:11:28,758 >>I didn't know it was gonna- 176 00:11:28,862 --> 00:11:30,448 >>You knew, it always does. 177 00:11:30,551 --> 00:11:31,310 >>You were the one- 178 00:11:31,413 --> 00:11:32,517 >>That's not fair! 179 00:11:40,034 --> 00:11:43,793 >>Rocket Monkeys, professionalism. 180 00:11:43,896 --> 00:11:46,586 By the way, why is this ship so messy? 181 00:11:46,689 --> 00:11:47,724 >>Tell 'em Wally. 182 00:11:49,137 --> 00:11:50,931 >>Me? You're the one who- 183 00:11:51,034 --> 00:11:52,448 >>Oh he did it! 184 00:11:52,551 --> 00:11:56,413 >>Boys, just get to the monkey flashback. 185 00:11:56,517 --> 00:11:57,275 >>Monkey? 186 00:11:57,379 --> 00:11:58,172 >>Flashback? 187 00:12:00,241 --> 00:12:03,551 >>And as Wally approached the door he heard: 188 00:12:03,655 --> 00:12:06,551 click click click click. 189 00:12:06,655 --> 00:12:08,103 But when he opened the door, 190 00:12:08,206 --> 00:12:12,413 it wasn't surprise party for him at all. Instead he came 191 00:12:12,517 --> 00:12:13,758 face to face with 192 00:12:15,448 --> 00:12:16,413 WOGGITY WOOGITY! 193 00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:24,413 >>Okay yes, so then what happens? 194 00:12:24,517 --> 00:12:27,103 >>Wally runs around like a maniac monkey. 195 00:12:50,517 --> 00:12:51,965 >>I don't get it. 196 00:12:53,448 --> 00:12:55,655 >>That's the most scared I've ever been. Check it. 197 00:12:55,758 --> 00:12:57,172 I lost a tooth. 198 00:12:58,310 --> 00:12:59,620 >> Sweet! 199 00:12:59,724 --> 00:13:03,275 >>Guys, face pain does not seem so funny to me. 200 00:13:03,379 --> 00:13:07,000 >>You know nothing about classic comedy. Observe. 201 00:13:07,103 --> 00:13:07,793 Boo. 202 00:13:07,896 --> 00:13:08,724 Ahh. 203 00:13:11,241 --> 00:13:13,137 >>See? Scarelarious. 204 00:13:15,344 --> 00:13:18,000 >>I wish I understood how monkeys were programmed. I really 205 00:13:18,103 --> 00:13:20,931 do. I'm going to conduct further research fellas. 206 00:13:24,034 --> 00:13:27,758 >>Oh hello, I'd like to order item number 723B from 207 00:13:27,862 --> 00:13:30,482 the extra super scary section. Yes and I'd like to use 208 00:13:30,586 --> 00:13:32,793 my senior discount. 209 00:13:32,896 --> 00:13:36,724 Last name, Chimpsky. First name, Doctor. 210 00:13:36,827 --> 00:13:38,000 Thanks 211 00:13:41,724 --> 00:13:44,793 >>Well hello there you handsome monkey-steak. I'd like to 212 00:13:44,896 --> 00:13:46,448 fry you in butter. 213 00:13:46,551 --> 00:13:47,551 >>WOOGITY WOOGITY! 214 00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:51,931 >>It burns! But minty fresh. 215 00:13:55,448 --> 00:13:56,931 >>WOOGITY WOOGITY! 216 00:14:06,551 --> 00:14:07,482 >>WOOGITY WOOGITY! 217 00:14:10,275 --> 00:14:13,448 >>Should I be finding this amusing? 218 00:14:15,724 --> 00:14:17,551 >>I can't believe you. 219 00:14:17,655 --> 00:14:21,551 By the power invested in me, I declare you guilty 220 00:14:21,655 --> 00:14:26,620 of being hilarious! That was totally nanners, Wall. 221 00:14:28,103 --> 00:14:29,482 >>I don't know, I'm sorry to tell you monkeys. I've done the 222 00:14:29,586 --> 00:14:32,241 calculations, this does not equal funny. 223 00:14:32,344 --> 00:14:34,758 >>Blah blah blah, don't be such a downer bot. 224 00:14:34,862 --> 00:14:36,793 >>I thought you wanted to be one of us? 225 00:14:36,896 --> 00:14:39,206 >>Yes. Oh Wally, yes I do. 226 00:14:39,310 --> 00:14:41,862 >>Well this is how you do it. Scaring each other is 227 00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:42,793 monkey fun. 228 00:14:48,344 --> 00:14:51,758 >>Okay, of course it is. Scary is funny. Yes. So obvious. 229 00:14:51,862 --> 00:14:54,896 When you say it like that, it makes sense. Like so... 230 00:14:55,827 --> 00:14:57,862 It is an evil kitten, 231 00:14:57,965 --> 00:15:00,000 shooting death bubbles. 232 00:15:00,103 --> 00:15:04,689 Look out for death bubbles and mean kitten is mean. 233 00:15:06,965 --> 00:15:08,379 >> He doesn't get it. 234 00:15:08,482 --> 00:15:10,724 >>I think instead of telling him, we need to show him. 235 00:15:20,206 --> 00:15:21,103 >> Yay! 236 00:15:25,137 --> 00:15:26,655 >>Here brobot. 237 00:15:26,758 --> 00:15:29,448 >> Have some tasty peanuts. 238 00:15:31,586 --> 00:15:33,896 >>Oh, okay very nice. Thank you. Normally I don't eat food, 239 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,620 it gums up my circuity, but 240 00:15:36,724 --> 00:15:38,413 why not. 241 00:15:42,137 --> 00:15:44,275 There are no peanuts in this can. 242 00:15:47,206 --> 00:15:49,000 Just a deadly space serpent. 243 00:15:50,793 --> 00:15:52,793 The label is quite misleading. 244 00:15:54,379 --> 00:15:58,758 Wait a second, was that the scary? An incorrect label? 245 00:15:58,862 --> 00:15:59,689 Very amusing! 246 00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,448 Out of left field. 247 00:16:02,551 --> 00:16:04,172 >>I think we need to up our game. 248 00:16:10,724 --> 00:16:13,034 >>Oh boy, very very fun. Almost dropped my bolts. 249 00:16:19,241 --> 00:16:22,689 Oh that is funny and scary at the same time. 250 00:16:24,034 --> 00:16:24,931 Terrifying! 251 00:16:27,482 --> 00:16:29,034 >>Look! It's alive! 252 00:16:31,068 --> 00:16:33,862 >>Isn't there something missing? 253 00:16:37,620 --> 00:16:42,275 Scary plus monkey face pain equals scarlarious. 254 00:16:45,275 --> 00:16:47,068 >>That's it I give up. 255 00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:49,862 >>Brobot if you don't understand by now, then you're 256 00:16:49,965 --> 00:16:51,758 never gonna be one of us! 257 00:16:53,379 --> 00:16:57,206 >>Processing. To be a hilarious monkey, 258 00:16:57,310 --> 00:16:59,724 I must scare Gus and Wally. 259 00:17:05,206 --> 00:17:07,482 >> ♪ Scary Cave Planet 260 00:17:12,172 --> 00:17:14,931 >>Greetings, scariest creature in the universe. 261 00:17:19,310 --> 00:17:23,655 >>Oh my bolts, the Rocket Monkeys are going to find you 262 00:17:23,758 --> 00:17:25,068 hilarious. 263 00:17:27,655 --> 00:17:29,310 >>Hold that thought. 264 00:17:33,379 --> 00:17:35,413 >>Is that you Wally? 265 00:17:35,517 --> 00:17:37,827 >>No, I thought it was you. 266 00:17:37,931 --> 00:17:40,896 >>Maybe it was me? Click click. 267 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:41,724 No, not me. 268 00:17:44,862 --> 00:17:46,724 >>It's probably just the wind. 269 00:17:46,827 --> 00:17:50,862 >>Yeah that's right. Out in space where there is no wind. 270 00:17:53,172 --> 00:17:54,413 >>How 'bout some TV? 271 00:17:54,517 --> 00:17:55,482 >>Good idea Wally 272 00:17:57,206 --> 00:18:00,758 >>Thank you for that cliff. Now back to TV's Scariest 273 00:18:00,862 --> 00:18:02,793 Moments Ever. 274 00:18:02,896 --> 00:18:04,517 >> 275 00:18:04,620 --> 00:18:07,068 >>Change the channel. Change the channel! 276 00:18:08,344 --> 00:18:11,310 >>Space today is mostly sunny. 277 00:18:12,689 --> 00:18:16,068 >>With 100% chance of scary! 278 00:18:16,172 --> 00:18:18,103 >>Hundred percent chance of scary? 279 00:18:18,206 --> 00:18:19,275 >>I don't get it. 280 00:18:19,379 --> 00:18:23,965 >>Me neither. 281 00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:27,827 >>Giant spider beast! 282 00:18:27,931 --> 00:18:29,379 >>What he said! 283 00:18:41,517 --> 00:18:44,413 >>And the monster's under the bed. 284 00:18:49,103 --> 00:18:53,068 >>Not cool spider dude. You're stretching my uniform. 285 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:01,137 >>Ewww. Try flushing next time Wally. 286 00:19:11,482 --> 00:19:12,482 >>Right. 287 00:19:14,103 --> 00:19:17,000 >>Yay-Ok brought it! He brought it big time. 288 00:19:17,103 --> 00:19:19,103 You got scared, monkeys. 289 00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:24,551 Good one. 290 00:19:30,482 --> 00:19:32,655 >>Yay-Ok stop laughing. It's not funny. 291 00:19:32,758 --> 00:19:34,137 What did you do? 292 00:19:34,241 --> 00:19:36,724 >>Actually guys, it's simple math. Scary is funny 293 00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:39,758 for monkeys, plus spider beast is the scariest thing 294 00:19:39,862 --> 00:19:43,000 alive, equals the most scarlarious ever! 295 00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:45,827 >>Good one Yay-Ok. 296 00:19:45,931 --> 00:19:47,137 >>No it's not! 297 00:19:47,241 --> 00:19:49,482 >>Yes it is, the numbers are correct. Trust me, 298 00:19:49,586 --> 00:19:51,379 it is the funniest thing ever. 299 00:19:51,482 --> 00:19:54,724 >>A real spider beast is not funny! 300 00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:56,000 >>I think it's funny. 301 00:19:56,103 --> 00:19:58,482 >>And nobody asked for your opinion. 302 00:20:04,068 --> 00:20:06,827 >>Oh come on G and W. Why are you running? 303 00:20:06,931 --> 00:20:09,896 You're missing all the funny. Come on. 304 00:20:15,275 --> 00:20:17,448 >>Recalculation. Spider beast lacking true 305 00:20:17,551 --> 00:20:18,896 comedy appeal. 306 00:20:28,068 --> 00:20:29,931 >>What are we going to do? 307 00:20:30,034 --> 00:20:33,206 >>According to my data, the only way to get rid of the 308 00:20:33,310 --> 00:20:36,172 spider beast is to scare it away. 309 00:20:36,275 --> 00:20:37,586 >> I got it! 310 00:20:44,931 --> 00:20:48,206 >>Is that any way to growl at your mother? 311 00:20:48,310 --> 00:20:50,827 Wait until your father gets home. 312 00:20:50,931 --> 00:20:53,344 >>Honey I'm home. Has junior finished 313 00:20:53,448 --> 00:20:54,344 his homework. 314 00:20:56,689 --> 00:20:59,793 >>No. He's been messing around with those monkeys 315 00:20:59,896 --> 00:21:00,896 all afternoon. 316 00:21:02,310 --> 00:21:05,241 >>You know he needs more discipline. Spare the 317 00:21:05,344 --> 00:21:07,103 whip, spoil the spider. 318 00:21:11,862 --> 00:21:14,241 >>So it isn't our fault at all. 319 00:21:14,344 --> 00:21:16,310 >>It was totally the spider beast. 320 00:21:16,413 --> 00:21:20,206 >>You have no one to blame but yourselves. And Yay-Ok, 321 00:21:20,310 --> 00:21:21,896 you should've known better. 322 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:25,068 If you want to be a Rocket Monkey so bad, you can 323 00:21:25,172 --> 00:21:28,172 start cleaning too. Oh, and one more thing. 324 00:21:29,379 --> 00:21:30,344 WOOGITY WOOGITY! 325 00:21:31,827 --> 00:21:34,551 >>Now this is scary, gentleman. Danger mode! 326 00:21:34,655 --> 00:21:36,206 Repeat, danger mode. 327 00:21:37,655 --> 00:21:39,620 >>You're right. Scary is funny. 328 00:22:14,551 --> 00:22:16,275 >>Ten. Nine. Eight. 329 00:22:17,413 --> 00:22:18,965 >>Aww Rocket Monkeys! 330 00:22:51,379 --> 00:22:53,275 >>Go Monkeys! 331 00:23:01,275 --> 00:23:03,068 >>Fist, foot, tail. 332 00:23:03,172 --> 00:23:05,655 >> Fist, foot, tail! 333 00:23:05,758 --> 00:23:06,862 >>Tail smacks foot! 334 00:23:06,965 --> 00:23:09,482 >>No way. Foot totally stomps tail! 335 00:23:09,586 --> 00:23:10,827 >>Since when? 336 00:23:10,931 --> 00:23:12,103 >>Since I just said so. 337 00:23:12,206 --> 00:23:13,413 Whah! 338 00:23:13,517 --> 00:23:14,689 >>Tail smacks face! 339 00:23:14,793 --> 00:23:16,000 D'aahhh! 340 00:23:16,103 --> 00:23:17,241 >>Teeth chomp tail. 341 00:23:17,344 --> 00:23:20,344 >>Go Monkeys, go do it. Aah, look at- 342 00:23:20,448 --> 00:23:22,172 >>Hand smacks ear! 343 00:23:24,379 --> 00:23:25,655 >>Rocket Monkeys. 344 00:23:26,620 --> 00:23:27,379 >>Oh, hey. 345 00:23:27,482 --> 00:23:28,689 >>What's the croc doc? 346 00:23:28,793 --> 00:23:32,000 >>Big day today boys. I trust you're prepared. 347 00:23:32,103 --> 00:23:33,344 >>Team formation. 348 00:23:47,620 --> 00:23:48,965 >>Rocket Monkeys! 349 00:23:50,448 --> 00:23:53,275 >>It's inspection day. Keep the ship in tip-top shape 350 00:23:53,379 --> 00:23:54,586 and you'll have nothing to worry about. 351 00:24:00,896 --> 00:24:04,172 >>Hmm. If by some miracle you pass inspection, 352 00:24:04,275 --> 00:24:05,068 look what you get! 353 00:24:06,689 --> 00:24:09,275 >>This highly impressive googly-eyed banana sticker. 354 00:24:09,379 --> 00:24:11,241 >>Meh, I got a million of 'em. 355 00:24:13,413 --> 00:24:16,379 >>Yes, but this one is special! 356 00:24:16,482 --> 00:24:17,896 >>Yeah, sure. 357 00:24:20,862 --> 00:24:22,379 >>Aaa! Aaa! 358 00:24:22,482 --> 00:24:23,310 >>Aaaaagh! 359 00:24:24,482 --> 00:24:25,310 Gahhh! 360 00:24:26,448 --> 00:24:28,655 >>Must! Have! Sticker! 361 00:24:30,827 --> 00:24:33,413 >>Not unless you pass inspection! 362 00:24:33,517 --> 00:24:36,344 And if you fail, you know where you're going. Hm? 363 00:24:36,448 --> 00:24:37,896 >>The googly eyed sticker factory? 364 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:39,413 >>Happy fun time Wally place? 365 00:24:43,551 --> 00:24:45,413 >>Oh what? I'm not allowed to guess? 366 00:24:45,517 --> 00:24:48,172 >>Behh. You go for retraining. 367 00:24:48,275 --> 00:24:50,655 To the Planet of No Bananas. 368 00:24:51,758 --> 00:24:56,482 >> This planet! Has no bananas! 369 00:24:57,931 --> 00:24:59,172 >>No need to worry Rocket Monkeys, the Inspector 370 00:24:59,275 --> 00:25:02,482 won't arrive for another 4 seconds. Chimpsky out. 371 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,137 >>The inspector! 372 00:25:07,241 --> 00:25:08,965 >>Uh, could someone get that? 373 00:25:09,068 --> 00:25:10,275 >>Coming! 374 00:25:14,068 --> 00:25:14,862 Aaah! 375 00:25:17,310 --> 00:25:20,344 Wh-what's with all the staring? 376 00:25:20,448 --> 00:25:22,413 I don't like people eyeballing me! 377 00:25:26,275 --> 00:25:28,137 >>YAY-OK, quick. Can you translate? 378 00:25:30,689 --> 00:25:33,862 >>No clue. Wally's Awesome Fun Time tail smack 379 00:25:33,965 --> 00:25:36,482 must have disrupted my vocal translator. 380 00:25:36,586 --> 00:25:38,793 I'll need some time for repairs. 381 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,448 >>Don't you ever blink!? 382 00:25:47,034 --> 00:25:48,448 >>So, Inspector. 383 00:25:48,551 --> 00:25:49,896 How was the trip? 384 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,482 Inter dimensional space travel not what it used to be. 385 00:25:52,586 --> 00:25:54,724 So true. So true. So- 386 00:25:57,896 --> 00:25:58,827 >>Sippy? 387 00:25:59,896 --> 00:26:01,103 >>What is wrong with you!? 388 00:26:05,965 --> 00:26:07,724 >>What are you doing? 389 00:26:07,827 --> 00:26:11,206 >>He keeps staring at me with that freaky eye. 390 00:26:11,310 --> 00:26:13,206 It's totally creepy man! 391 00:26:13,310 --> 00:26:15,137 >>He's the Inspector, man! 392 00:26:15,241 --> 00:26:16,896 Get your priorities straight. 393 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:19,448 We're talking about me getting a laser shooting 394 00:26:19,551 --> 00:26:22,206 banana sticker here. Me! Sticker! Laser shooty! 395 00:26:22,310 --> 00:26:23,586 Yeesh! 396 00:26:26,172 --> 00:26:27,551 Aaaa! 397 00:26:27,655 --> 00:26:28,724 Red flashy button. Press. 398 00:26:28,827 --> 00:26:30,310 Blue blinky button. Double press. 399 00:26:32,827 --> 00:26:35,103 You'll notice everything we do here is by the book. 400 00:26:41,862 --> 00:26:43,206 >>Yay! 401 00:26:44,724 --> 00:26:48,103 >>Mashy potatoey. 402 00:26:49,482 --> 00:26:51,344 Aaaagh! 403 00:26:52,965 --> 00:26:55,344 Why do you have to be so delicious!? 404 00:26:58,172 --> 00:26:59,379 >>Here's something for your report. 405 00:26:59,482 --> 00:27:02,000 There's only one monkey in the galaxy qualified 406 00:27:02,103 --> 00:27:05,482 to operate this complex sciencey thingy! Me! 407 00:27:05,586 --> 00:27:07,000 Please! Hold the applause until the end 408 00:27:07,103 --> 00:27:08,103 of the demonstration. 409 00:27:20,862 --> 00:27:22,551 What? No applause? 410 00:27:25,965 --> 00:27:26,931 YAY-OK! 411 00:27:27,034 --> 00:27:27,758 >> 412 00:27:27,862 --> 00:27:28,586 Hot cocoa? 413 00:27:29,896 --> 00:27:32,103 Perhaps a nice medical professional? 414 00:27:43,137 --> 00:27:44,344 >>Aaagh! 415 00:27:45,310 --> 00:27:46,827 AAAGH! 416 00:27:50,448 --> 00:27:51,482 Aaghh! 417 00:27:51,586 --> 00:27:53,965 Phwoo! Just a dream. 418 00:27:56,448 --> 00:27:57,689 Aaaaa! 419 00:28:05,551 --> 00:28:08,344 Finally, some privacy. 420 00:28:21,275 --> 00:28:22,310 Gaaaahhh! 421 00:28:30,965 --> 00:28:32,103 Aaaah! 422 00:28:34,965 --> 00:28:37,724 Gus, I can't go anywhere without big stupid 423 00:28:37,827 --> 00:28:39,758 eyeball face guy staring at me! 424 00:28:42,620 --> 00:28:47,275 That's it! I don't care if you are the Inspector! 425 00:28:47,379 --> 00:28:49,827 I'm pressing the red flashy button! 426 00:28:51,137 --> 00:28:55,103 You heard me. The red and flashy button! 427 00:28:57,448 --> 00:28:59,517 That felt bananatastic. 428 00:29:03,344 --> 00:29:07,413 >>Yes. Yes. That laser shooty banana sticker will be mine. 429 00:29:07,517 --> 00:29:08,931 It'll be all mine! 430 00:29:09,034 --> 00:29:11,482 Unless, Wally messes it up! And I just know 431 00:29:11,586 --> 00:29:14,413 he's gonna mess it up! He messes up everything! 432 00:29:14,517 --> 00:29:15,482 No. No! No! 433 00:29:19,862 --> 00:29:22,000 Please tell me that's just a tiny planet that 434 00:29:22,103 --> 00:29:23,448 looks like the Inspector! 435 00:29:23,551 --> 00:29:26,793 >>Oh Gus, don't be such a gorilla. That is the Inspector. 436 00:29:37,275 --> 00:29:38,241 >>Isn't space in the fall 437 00:29:38,344 --> 00:29:39,793 totally 'nanas? 438 00:29:39,896 --> 00:29:42,551 All the asteroids changing colors! I don't blame you 439 00:29:42,655 --> 00:29:44,137 for going outside! 440 00:29:45,344 --> 00:29:47,344 By the way, I hope this doesn't effect my 441 00:29:47,448 --> 00:29:49,103 getting a certain sticker! 442 00:29:55,689 --> 00:29:57,655 I don't know what you're saying. Hold that thought! 443 00:29:58,931 --> 00:30:01,620 >>Hey! Eyeball! I'm warning you! 444 00:30:01,724 --> 00:30:04,241 I'm going to count to one. 445 00:30:06,517 --> 00:30:07,344 One! 446 00:30:11,517 --> 00:30:14,000 >>Why inspector, have you lost weight? 447 00:30:16,793 --> 00:30:19,413 Um, still have no idea what you're saying. 448 00:30:19,517 --> 00:30:22,931 Keep talking, though. I hear you! Uh huh. Uh huh! 449 00:30:24,344 --> 00:30:26,655 Uh huh. Robot, I really need to know what 450 00:30:26,758 --> 00:30:27,827 the Inspector is saying. 451 00:30:27,931 --> 00:30:30,517 >>Uh, yeah, still working on it over here. 452 00:30:30,620 --> 00:30:33,448 >>Are we in trouble? Is he blaming me? And most important, 453 00:30:33,551 --> 00:30:35,551 has he used the phrase "no sticker" yet? 454 00:30:39,413 --> 00:30:42,689 >>I'm afraid this is a super delicate procedure. 455 00:30:42,793 --> 00:30:45,896 Without the proper assistance, it may take weeks. 456 00:30:47,689 --> 00:30:49,413 Vocal translator is all systems go! 457 00:30:49,517 --> 00:30:51,275 >>Get! Back here! 458 00:30:54,793 --> 00:30:57,551 Aha! Get back here! C'mon! I'm gonna get ya'! 459 00:30:57,655 --> 00:30:58,413 >>So what's he saying? 460 00:31:00,586 --> 00:31:02,034 >>In English! 461 00:31:02,137 --> 00:31:03,310 >>Get back here you- 462 00:31:03,413 --> 00:31:04,965 big, creepy eyeball 463 00:31:05,068 --> 00:31:06,379 lookin' guy! 464 00:31:06,482 --> 00:31:08,206 >>Well? What's he saying? 465 00:31:08,310 --> 00:31:09,310 >>He says he just need you 466 00:31:09,413 --> 00:31:10,862 to sign for a package. 467 00:31:10,965 --> 00:31:13,482 And "why is this crazy monkey chasing me?" 468 00:31:13,586 --> 00:31:17,241 >>A package? You mean he's not the Inspector! 469 00:31:17,344 --> 00:31:18,896 He's a delivery dude! 470 00:31:24,068 --> 00:31:26,586 >>It gives me great pleasure to do this. 471 00:31:26,689 --> 00:31:28,655 Red flashy button! Press! 472 00:31:34,931 --> 00:31:38,241 >>So, to recap. That guy wasn't really the Inspector. 473 00:31:38,344 --> 00:31:40,482 I still got my sticker! And we got a package! 474 00:31:40,586 --> 00:31:42,551 >>Yay! Presents! Woohoo! 475 00:31:43,758 --> 00:31:44,482 >>♪ We got a 476 00:31:47,103 --> 00:31:51,137 >> 477 00:31:52,793 --> 00:31:54,793 >>What took you so long!? 478 00:31:54,896 --> 00:31:57,896 It's inspection time! 479 00:31:58,000 --> 00:31:59,862 Banana stuck in safety valve. 480 00:31:59,965 --> 00:32:01,724 First aid kit made out of crackers. 481 00:32:01,827 --> 00:32:03,689 Bug can't play more than 482 00:32:03,793 --> 00:32:04,689 one chord. 483 00:32:04,793 --> 00:32:06,862 Can sandwiches expired! 484 00:32:09,034 --> 00:32:10,620 Everything expired! 485 00:32:10,724 --> 00:32:13,379 And this robot. It belongs in a museum. 486 00:32:13,482 --> 00:32:17,586 >>Oh please, go on, come on, I'm just a simple robot. 487 00:32:17,689 --> 00:32:20,379 >>Looks like a no banana sticker report to me. 488 00:32:22,241 --> 00:32:24,551 >>No..no banana sticker? 489 00:32:24,655 --> 00:32:25,965 This is an outrage! 490 00:32:26,068 --> 00:32:27,206 This is a travesty! 491 00:32:27,310 --> 00:32:29,620 This is a mockery of a sham of a travesty! 492 00:32:29,724 --> 00:32:31,275 This is a trav of a travesty ra- 493 00:32:34,379 --> 00:32:36,206 >>Fist! Foot! Tail! 494 00:32:37,310 --> 00:32:38,586 >>This is all going in my repo- 495 00:32:38,689 --> 00:32:42,931 >>Bon Voyage! Aloha! Goodbye! And tata for good! 496 00:32:43,034 --> 00:32:45,758 >>Phew, good thing I was here to take care of that! 497 00:32:45,862 --> 00:32:47,068 >>Whatchu' talkin' 'bout Gus? 498 00:32:47,172 --> 00:32:49,655 >>It was totally my foot that did all the work! 499 00:32:49,758 --> 00:32:51,965 >>Are you kidding me? My tail's been picking up 500 00:32:52,068 --> 00:32:53,724 your foot slack for years! 501 00:32:55,827 --> 00:32:59,241 >>You failed inspection. It's off to retraining. 502 00:33:00,758 --> 00:33:04,344 >> This planet has no bananas! 503 00:33:04,448 --> 00:33:06,310 >>Bro, relax! 504 00:33:06,413 --> 00:33:09,275 Just try and make the best of it! Like me! 505 00:33:09,379 --> 00:33:12,172 Another mango smoothie my good man. 506 00:33:33,965 --> 00:33:36,000 >>Gentlemens, are you ready for your 507 00:33:36,103 --> 00:33:39,758 new winter outfits? Look! Now with a cozy tail sock! 508 00:33:41,896 --> 00:33:44,379 >>Looks good! But does it hold up to my 509 00:33:44,482 --> 00:33:47,034 demanding Rocket Monkey lifestyle? 510 00:33:47,137 --> 00:33:49,172 Oh yeah. That works. 511 00:33:49,275 --> 00:33:52,241 >>Um, mines a little snug in the monkey butt. 512 00:33:54,206 --> 00:33:55,862 >>Rocket Monkey Gus, it appears 513 00:33:55,965 --> 00:33:57,068 your tail has grown. 514 00:33:58,862 --> 00:34:03,586 0.001 microtoids? Congratulations, 515 00:34:03,689 --> 00:34:07,000 you are now a long tail monkey! Very rare! 516 00:34:08,379 --> 00:34:09,862 >> 517 00:34:14,103 --> 00:34:16,758 Did you hear that buddy? Very rare. Me! 518 00:34:16,862 --> 00:34:18,241 Feel free to applaud! 519 00:34:19,482 --> 00:34:20,586 Yes! 520 00:34:23,275 --> 00:34:25,827 >>Hey! What about me? I'm special too, right? 521 00:34:27,379 --> 00:34:30,000 >>Nope, a dime a dozen. Galaxy is swarming 522 00:34:30,103 --> 00:34:31,586 with the short tail monkeys. 523 00:34:33,206 --> 00:34:36,413 >>Bro, I'm still the same old Gus. Only with 524 00:34:36,517 --> 00:34:39,517 a slightly longer tail high five! 525 00:34:50,655 --> 00:34:52,793 >>Surprise! 526 00:34:52,896 --> 00:34:55,620 Welcome to your new executive bathroom. 527 00:34:55,724 --> 00:34:58,758 Only for you! Long tail monkey Gus! 528 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,724 >>It's a poop palace! Oh! 529 00:35:05,068 --> 00:35:06,724 I love being rare. 530 00:35:06,827 --> 00:35:07,724 >>Hey! 531 00:35:07,827 --> 00:35:09,827 Where am I supposed to go!? 532 00:35:12,206 --> 00:35:13,551 Oh come on! 533 00:35:13,655 --> 00:35:15,103 >>What? 534 00:35:15,206 --> 00:35:17,620 My tail needs extra space. 535 00:35:17,724 --> 00:35:19,758 >>Where am I supposed to sleep? 536 00:35:21,172 --> 00:35:22,344 At least you could've given me 537 00:35:22,448 --> 00:35:24,620 a new bucket! 538 00:35:24,724 --> 00:35:27,241 Oh! My monkey bone! 539 00:35:27,344 --> 00:35:30,000 Duh! What happened to my chair? 540 00:35:30,103 --> 00:35:34,241 >>Sorry bro, had to make room for the tail throne. 541 00:35:40,034 --> 00:35:41,586 Now that's good sittin'. 542 00:35:41,689 --> 00:35:42,482 >>Nuh uh. 543 00:35:42,586 --> 00:35:45,793 Here's some serious sitting. 544 00:35:45,896 --> 00:35:48,068 Okay! Time for project: 545 00:35:48,172 --> 00:35:50,137 Tail Stretching Through Painful Methods! 546 00:36:06,620 --> 00:36:09,379 Now this plan. So simple. I can't believe 547 00:36:09,482 --> 00:36:10,448 I didn't think of it befo- 548 00:36:16,448 --> 00:36:17,689 >>Ohh! 549 00:36:17,793 --> 00:36:19,586 It's been ages. I've been so 550 00:36:19,689 --> 00:36:21,517 busy with my product endorsements. 551 00:36:21,620 --> 00:36:23,965 Why the fuss? Wipe with Gus! 552 00:36:24,068 --> 00:36:26,000 Nice angry face. Ignoring it. 553 00:36:26,103 --> 00:36:28,551 Did I tell you? I'm having lunch today with 554 00:36:28,655 --> 00:36:30,965 a numero uno fan at Chay Dinas. 555 00:36:31,068 --> 00:36:33,137 Gotta flip a doop. That's my new expression. 556 00:36:33,241 --> 00:36:34,965 Everybody's using it. Flip a doo, flip a doo, flip a doo. 557 00:36:47,413 --> 00:36:50,000 >>It's actually you. 558 00:36:50,103 --> 00:36:52,586 I'm ya' numba' one fan! 559 00:36:52,689 --> 00:36:55,172 I've got all your merch. Even this unreleased 560 00:36:55,275 --> 00:36:58,206 copy of Long Tail Monkey Illustrated. 561 00:36:58,310 --> 00:36:59,896 Epic. 562 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:03,034 >>Please, I'm not special. I throw the poop 563 00:37:03,137 --> 00:37:05,137 one lump at a time just like any other monkey. 564 00:37:05,241 --> 00:37:07,724 >>So modest! You're like the kind of guy 565 00:37:07,827 --> 00:37:10,551 anyone would wanna be. I can't wait to get to know you. 566 00:37:10,655 --> 00:37:12,448 Uh, I gotta, I gotta see that tail. 567 00:37:12,551 --> 00:37:15,068 I beg you on my hands and knees. 568 00:37:15,172 --> 00:37:17,689 Just give me a quick peek of that tail. 569 00:37:17,793 --> 00:37:19,586 Need to see that. 570 00:37:21,310 --> 00:37:24,689 Oh wow. Look. At that tail. 571 00:37:26,827 --> 00:37:29,206 Oh yeah. That's the good stuff. 572 00:37:29,310 --> 00:37:30,862 A tail like that should be kept in 573 00:37:30,965 --> 00:37:33,724 an ultra secure location. Like my ship. 574 00:37:33,827 --> 00:37:35,862 You should stop by! I've got the complete set of 575 00:37:35,965 --> 00:37:37,724 Deep Space Dave Action Collectibles. 576 00:37:39,034 --> 00:37:40,620 >>You do? Even Underwater Adventure Dave? 577 00:37:40,724 --> 00:37:42,068 >>Aw, you know it! 578 00:37:42,172 --> 00:37:43,931 >> Deep Space Dave Back in Time? 579 00:37:44,034 --> 00:37:45,379 >>I've got two of those! 580 00:37:45,482 --> 00:37:46,620 >>Oh! What about the 581 00:37:46,724 --> 00:37:48,586 Limited Edition Table Tennis All Star Dave? 582 00:37:48,689 --> 00:37:50,517 >>Match. Set. Point. 583 00:37:52,310 --> 00:37:53,793 I'll be seeing you real soon. 584 00:37:57,482 --> 00:37:59,758 >>Change of plans! 585 00:38:04,068 --> 00:38:06,758 >>Welcome to Shay-X monkey man. 586 00:38:13,241 --> 00:38:14,793 >>No way! You have the 587 00:38:14,896 --> 00:38:17,931 Deep Space Dave - Jade Edition? 588 00:38:19,931 --> 00:38:22,103 >>The tail! Is it damaged? 589 00:38:27,793 --> 00:38:31,137 Sorry about that. I get kinda over protective with my stuff. 590 00:38:31,241 --> 00:38:36,103 >>I see. Still! This place is totally flip a doo! 591 00:38:36,206 --> 00:38:37,448 >>And this is my collection of 592 00:38:37,551 --> 00:38:40,482 Battle Warrior Aliens Class 7, Series 3. 593 00:38:40,586 --> 00:38:41,758 Very valuable. 594 00:38:43,137 --> 00:38:45,482 >>Not bad. Tail's a little on the short side, 595 00:38:45,586 --> 00:38:47,137 but you can't have everything. 596 00:38:47,241 --> 00:38:50,862 >>Oh yes I can. 597 00:38:50,965 --> 00:38:55,034 Right back down to where it was. 598 00:39:03,655 --> 00:39:05,068 I made it just for you. 599 00:39:06,275 --> 00:39:09,034 >>Huh. Long tail monkey exhibition. 600 00:39:09,137 --> 00:39:12,655 >>Myron! Your dinner's on the hover table! 601 00:39:12,758 --> 00:39:15,034 It's getting cold Myron! 602 00:39:15,137 --> 00:39:20,068 >>Ma! I got a prisoner! I- I mean visitor! Sheesh! 603 00:39:21,965 --> 00:39:24,620 Ugh, gotta go. But don't you worry, you'll be 604 00:39:24,724 --> 00:39:26,896 processed just as soon as I get back. 605 00:39:32,862 --> 00:39:34,896 >>Processed! Sounds like fun! 606 00:39:38,103 --> 00:39:38,896 >>Come on! 607 00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:40,620 Monkey needs a long tail! 608 00:39:49,310 --> 00:39:51,586 >>Congratulations Rocket Monkey Wally! 609 00:39:51,689 --> 00:39:56,413 For 001 microtoids longer! You are now 610 00:39:56,517 --> 00:39:58,758 officially a long tail monkey! 611 00:39:58,862 --> 00:40:02,344 >>Woohoo! All right! That's what I'm talking about! 612 00:40:02,448 --> 00:40:03,862 Take that Gus! 613 00:40:05,206 --> 00:40:07,689 I did it! Flip a doo! 614 00:40:07,793 --> 00:40:10,896 No wait. From now on, I'm using my own expression. 615 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:13,344 Oogalagagaloy! 616 00:40:13,448 --> 00:40:15,310 Zambambabadooay. 617 00:40:15,413 --> 00:40:16,655 Zerkalapa- 618 00:40:17,620 --> 00:40:19,620 Oodle Doodle! Good enough! 619 00:40:19,724 --> 00:40:22,551 Now to grab me some sweet long tail monkey love. 620 00:40:27,103 --> 00:40:29,172 >>Wow! So this is being processed! 621 00:40:29,275 --> 00:40:31,068 It's not like the cheese at all. 622 00:40:34,793 --> 00:40:36,517 >>Don't worry. This is a fun fun machine 623 00:40:36,620 --> 00:40:38,551 to flatten long tail monkeys- 624 00:40:38,655 --> 00:40:41,689 Which is to say flattens their stress. 625 00:40:41,793 --> 00:40:44,310 Through relaxing massage. You like? 626 00:40:45,482 --> 00:40:47,827 >>Ooh! Gotta go peel one. 627 00:40:47,931 --> 00:40:49,103 You go first. 628 00:40:49,206 --> 00:40:51,517 >>Wait! What are you doin'!? No, no man! 629 00:40:55,758 --> 00:40:58,482 >>Hmm, that does look relaxing. 630 00:41:01,068 --> 00:41:04,689 >>Myron! Time for your tooshie cream! 631 00:41:04,793 --> 00:41:07,448 You don't wanna get all chapped again, Myron! 632 00:41:07,551 --> 00:41:10,413 >>Quit embarrassing me, Mom! 633 00:41:10,517 --> 00:41:11,896 >>Hello? 634 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,827 Another long tail monkey here! Oodle Doodle! 635 00:41:17,586 --> 00:41:20,413 Still in the box- 636 00:41:22,551 --> 00:41:23,344 Cool! 637 00:41:24,379 --> 00:41:26,137 >>Ooh! What does this one do? 638 00:41:26,241 --> 00:41:28,413 >>Just for slicing fur and bone. I mean. 639 00:41:28,517 --> 00:41:30,241 Giving fancy haircuts? 640 00:41:30,344 --> 00:41:33,310 >>Hmm, I can use a fancy trim. 641 00:41:33,413 --> 00:41:34,931 >>Hold it! 642 00:41:35,034 --> 00:41:38,172 If anyone's getting a trim, it's this long tail monkey! 643 00:41:38,275 --> 00:41:39,689 See? 644 00:41:39,793 --> 00:41:41,482 >>Two long tails? 645 00:41:41,586 --> 00:41:43,793 Two- two long tails Oh man. 646 00:41:43,896 --> 00:41:47,655 >>Honing in on my sweet long tail monkey action, huh? 647 00:41:47,758 --> 00:41:50,586 I say flip a doo to you! 648 00:41:50,689 --> 00:41:53,413 >>Well I saw oodle doodle to your face! 649 00:41:53,517 --> 00:41:54,896 >>Oh yeah? Flip a doo! 650 00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:55,896 >>Oodle doodle! 651 00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:57,620 >>Flip a diddle ding dong doo! 652 00:41:57,724 --> 00:41:59,896 >>Oodle doodle doo bop doodley bop a doo! 653 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,206 >>That's it! On guard! 654 00:42:03,275 --> 00:42:04,310 >>Flip a doo! 655 00:42:05,689 --> 00:42:08,310 >>Guys, don't fight! I'll happily cut off 656 00:42:08,413 --> 00:42:10,034 both of your tails and- 657 00:42:10,137 --> 00:42:11,310 >>Comin' at ya slowly! Flip a doo! 658 00:42:11,413 --> 00:42:14,482 >>That's it. Gamester's gettin' angry. 659 00:42:14,586 --> 00:42:15,965 Come to me, sword. 660 00:42:21,586 --> 00:42:22,689 >>What are you doing? 661 00:42:22,793 --> 00:42:25,241 That's a DSD Battle of Barsoo Collectible! 662 00:42:25,344 --> 00:42:27,241 >>In its original packaging! 663 00:42:31,413 --> 00:42:32,482 >>With articulated 664 00:42:32,586 --> 00:42:33,413 sharpened action. 665 00:42:35,310 --> 00:42:38,620 Sha. Sha. Sha. 666 00:42:38,724 --> 00:42:39,448 >>Flip a doo! 667 00:42:39,551 --> 00:42:40,586 >>Oodle doodle! 668 00:42:40,689 --> 00:42:43,241 >>Sha! Sha! Sha! 669 00:42:51,413 --> 00:42:52,206 >>Oh! Gus! 670 00:42:56,413 --> 00:42:58,241 >>Quick Wally! Monkey slide! 671 00:43:00,862 --> 00:43:01,689 >>Yowch! 672 00:43:03,137 --> 00:43:04,689 >>Deep Space Dave Televator Device. 673 00:43:08,310 --> 00:43:12,724 Regular short tails? Ugh. Totally not collectible. 674 00:43:12,827 --> 00:43:15,965 >>Myron! Stop chasing those monkeys! 675 00:43:16,068 --> 00:43:18,034 It's way past your tinkle time! 676 00:43:18,137 --> 00:43:19,965 >>She's right! 677 00:43:21,896 --> 00:43:23,206 >>We should flip a doo! 678 00:43:23,310 --> 00:43:24,758 >>Oodle doodle! 679 00:43:24,862 --> 00:43:26,344 He'd want us to take souvenirs, right? 680 00:43:26,448 --> 00:43:27,206 >>Flip a doo! 681 00:43:30,068 --> 00:43:33,586 >>Hey Wally. Sorry I was such a long tailed jerk back there. 682 00:43:33,689 --> 00:43:35,413 >>I was kind of monkey crazy too. 683 00:43:35,517 --> 00:43:38,551 I'm just glad we're back to regular Gus and Wally. 684 00:43:38,655 --> 00:43:41,241 Hey! You ever notice how I've got six toes? 685 00:43:41,344 --> 00:43:44,724 Pretty fancy, huh? 686 00:43:46,137 --> 00:43:47,862 Wait! I count five! 687 00:43:47,965 --> 00:43:49,137 Five toes! 688 00:43:49,241 --> 00:43:51,379 >>Chopadoo! 689 00:43:51,482 --> 00:43:52,206 >>♪ They're 47927

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