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>>10, nine, eight!

Rocket Monkeys!

>>They're monkeys!

>>Hey there,

if you're seeing this video,

please know that I love my monkeys.

Well, most of the time.

The point is--

>>We're doomed!

Doomed!

>>Everything I've ever known is a lie!

A lie!

>>Monkeys, please.

Can you turn the panic down to a reasonable level?

>>It's all a lie, it's all a lie.

>>Doomed, doomed, doomed.

>>Thank you, gentlemens, I am making a record

of what has happened to us in case we are destroyed.

Which we most certainly will be.

The horror, you cannot imagine.

You must see it for yourself.

Engage frighteningly scary flashback.

It was a kinder, less doomy time,

like this morning for example.

>>Second to last.

Unbelievable!

Unbe-monkey-lievable.

Oh, this is an outrage.

I am so furious,

I could tear off my own face and put it on a rock

and kick it.

>>I take it you've seen the latest crew rankings

in GASI Magazine.

>>It says Rocket Monkeys are the second least

hero-y galactic animal space agents ever!

Only the Rocket Crabs are ranked lower.

>>Rocket Monkeys, this just in.

Good Samaritan Rocket Crabs

shoot up the GASI hero rankings.

Leaving the Rocket Monkeys dead last.

>>Pfft, I'm gonna prove that magazine,

and the galaxy, wrong.

By doing something completely superficial.

Check it.

That's some primo hero juice right there.

Monkey hero time.

>>GASI Cafe in flames.

Patrons screaming.

Today's special vastly overcooked.

>>This is perfect!

>>Gorilla, Gorilla! >>Gorilla, Gorilla!

>>Get ready to be rescued by the real GASI heroes.

>>Uh, I'm already rescued.

Oh, please no!

>>Phew, I knew that 64 ounce super poppy fizz

would come in handy.

Don't cross the streams there Wally.

>>Uh, can you turn around?

I can't go when someone's watching.

Hey Gus, did you hear that whoosh-y sound?

>>The one that sounded like unspeakable terror?

>>Yeah, that's the one!

>>Nope, didn't hear a thing.

>>Wait a sec!

There they go.

>>We've been out heroed.

>>Dodged a bullet there.

Can't wait to see those GASI rankings now.

Hey Doc!

If you're here to congratulate us,

you should know that a hero needs no thank yous.

Your wallet says it all.

>>Rocket Monkeys!

I'm facing a desperate situation.

I mean, I'm calling you,

so I must be desperate.

>>Desperate is my specialty, Doc.

How can we help?

>>It seems that all GASI agents

have mysteriously disappeared.

>>Don't mind Wally.

He's afraid of his own shadow.

>>That's because he's a jerk!

>>Hey, Wally!

You got something on your shirt.

>>Where?

Jerk.

>>Don't worry Doctor C.

We'll get to the bottom of this

if it's the last thing we do!

>>And then came the cheese phlight.

>>What are you doing?

>>Watching TV. >>Watching TV.

>>Yeah, what about the missing GASI agents?

>>Hello, I said it's the last thing we do.

>>I guess that's what I should expect

from a couple of last place.

Oh, what's the word?

>>Silly?

Idiotic?

Lazy?

People come in last?

People who are never picked?

People who don't achieve things in life?

Losers?

>>That's the one!

Losers.

Losers.

Losers.

Losers.

>>What did you call us!?

>>Uh, oh.

You said the L word!

>>I'm not a loser!

I am not!

Take that back!

I am not a loser!

I am not a loser!

>>Boy, who put toe jam in his jelly?

>>It's a bit of a trigger.

It all goes back to this one babysitter.

>>And then I said to Julie,

you know, Jess only likes him for his tentacles.

>>I'm okay!

>>Can you fur balls keep it down?

Oh, these two monkeys are so annoying.

>>Tag, I'm gonna get you!

>>That's it!

Just go to bed before I shave off your fur,

you little loser.

Loser.

Loser.

Loser.

>>I am not a loser!

>>I am not a loser!

I am not!

I am not!

I am not!

I'm a big, brave hero monkey!

I am not a loser!

I am not a loser!

>>Gus, channel that anger!

Focus, focus!

>>Stupid, mean babysitter.

>>Any who, I guess I'll have to handle this crisis myself.

Now to fight evil wherever it may--

>>Just so everyone knows,

I like to scream to terrify my enemies.

But, usually it's not as babyish.

>>Come on Chimpsky!

Pick up your phone!

>>Hello, you've reached the Doctor.

Hi.

I can't come to the phone right now

because I've been abducted by an evil ball of light.

So shiny.

Please leave a message and I'll--

>>Okay! Let's see.

GASI agents missing.

Doctor Chimpsky bossnapped.

Looks like it's time to board the hero Gus bus.

Activating red blinky button!

It's go time!

We start by capturing this evil glowy bally thingy thing.

And force it to tell us where everyone is!

But to do that, we're going to need some bait.

Bait secured?

Check.

Trap set?

Checkaroo.

Hero pose?

Checkity, check check.

Check it out.

Don't worry Inky.

As soon as the glowy thingy thing gets closer, blammo!

We'll hit it with everything we've got.

It's all perfectly safe.

Observe.

Weird.

It's not working.

>>Hey Gus, check it out!

>>Give me that!

It's my turn.

>>My turn!

>>Uh, gentlemens?

Inky is gone!

>>This is all Wally's fault.

And to show my disapproval I'm going to turn my back,

close my eyes, and keep saying tsk, tsk, tsk.

Like so.

Tsk, tsk, tsk.

Tsk, tsk, tsk.

>>Ooh, can I play the tsking game too?

>>Sure!

Tsk away.

>>Tsk, tsk, tsk!

>>Tsk, tsk, tsk!

Tsk!

>>Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.

>>Tsk him!

>>I hate to interrupt your spirited tsking match

but we can determine Inky's whereabouts.

He was outfitted with a GPS.

>>I don't understand this.

Not getting it.

>>I don't.

>>No. >>No.

>>Uh, global positioning system?

It means we can track him?

>>Oh! >>Oh!

Yeah, yeah. >>Right.

>>Global positioning? >>Grodal positioning?

>>Global politioning? >>Stand, stabble.

>>Gentlemens, we do not need the limo.

>>No one needs a limo,

but what's wrong with treating ourselves?

After all, we are saving the galaxy.

>>I have to agree with Wally on this one.

>>A mini fridge!

>> I'll get my wallet.

>>Got it!

All this heroing around sure makes a monkey hungry.

How much for the cashews?

>>We don't really have the sniggets to spend

on mini fridge goodies.

>>Who cares?

You can't put a price on saving the galaxy.

>>And the bubbly beverages?

>>No, gentlemens.

The tip will kill us.

>>Hello?

Galaxy saving!

>>Quit saying that!

You haven't done anything yet!

And on the side note,

why do I have to ride on the roof?

>>Sorry Robot, there's barely any room down here for us!

Hey Gus!

How 'bout a soak in the hot tub?

>>Already there bro.

>>Oh yeah. >>This is the life.

Hey, put your butt right up to the jet.

>>I know it boy!

I got two!

>>Oh, that's so good. >>Got the two

crossing the streams right down the canal.

>>Oh, boy.

Whoop, special delivery.

>>This is no time for your hot tubbedy!

According to the GPS,

Inky is already light years away!

Uh, global positioning system.

>>Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. >>Oh, good, yeah, of course.

>>In order to catch up with Inky,

we will have to take the shortcut

through the scariest quadrants of the galaxy.

Quadrant?

It's a defined 3D area of space.

From the Latin, quad.

Oh, nevermind.

Forget it.

Driver, proceed with caution.

Oh no.

It's the boring cheese documentary quadrant.

>> Most cheese is made

from salt and milk, with a small amount of rennet.

An enzyme found in the stomach of most herbivorous animals.

>>It's so boring.

Not gonna make it.

>>It's the mall of the '94 Christmas quadrant!

>>Dunger boat action figure!

>>Please, help me!

>>Oh no.

The dreaded forgot to pay the electricity bill quadrant.

>>Oh, dismay and ruin!

Hey, wait!

This one doesn't seem so bad.

Uh, Wally, did you just touch my butt?

>>Yep.

>>Uh, gentlemens.

I hate to break up the fright show,

but freaky ball of light 10 o'clock!

>>It's only two o'clock!

That gives us plenty of time.

>>Please!

I'll just ask it politely

where Inky, Chimpsky, and all the GASI agents are,

and that will be that.

Hey, creep ball!

Question!

>>I'm not paying for that!

>>He had so much to live for!

>>Rocket Monkeys, I'm okay.

I'm fine.

>>He was so full of snacks!

>>What?

>>Mini fridge!

You never had a chance!

>>Licorice, if only we had more time!

>>Tortilla chips!

So crunchy, and yet so crumbled now!

>>Pickled garlic!

Disgusting but I'm told it's fancy!

>>Uh, monkeys?

Horrifyingly scary insect thing straight ahead!

>>That little guy?

Please.

Shoo, go on.

Get out of here you little bug.

Come on now.

Yeah, Gussy's scaring the little bug away.

Whoo-y, whoo-y, whoo-y, whoo, whoo.

>>Call that a monkey beat down?

>>Uh, that's what I would call it.

>>Did you see that?

Keep running bug!

All thanks to me.

Monkey hero!

You're welcome.

Who needs an autograph?

>>It's so beautiful!

Look!

A limited edition Rapunzel tower.

Woodland creatures!

Sewing a dress!

And a fountain in the shape of a fountain!

Trees with pink leaves!

Oh!

They're not leaves!

They're butterflies!

This must be where dreams come true.

>>Monkey up, Wally.

This is no time for your lame fairytale,

princess-y gobbly goo.

>>Any time is princess time!

>>No!

Princess time is three to four every other Tuesday!

>>I'm pretty sure it's January to December

from the first to the 20th of every month,

and then the 21st to the end!

>>So, there's really just a tiny portion of one day

that is not princess time?

>>No.

It's always princess time!

>>I refuse to accept that!

>>Everything is princess time! >>It's not princess time!

>>Monkeys?

I hate to interrupt whatever it is that you're doing,

but the ball of light has gone into that tower!

>>Well then, that's where we're going.

No matter the cost!

No matter the danger!

Nothing will stop, what?

>>Uh, Gus.

It's this way.

>>Right, okay.

This way, right.

Yes, okay.

Good.

>>Welcome to Castle Monster.

We hope you enjoy your stay.

>>Princess Cinderella!

You can tell by her footwear!

Glassy and classy.

>>That's right, you adorable little monkey.

>>Did you know princesses poop glitter?

And their gallbladders are made out of cinnamon buns?

>>It's true.

And we fart icing sugar!

Poof!

>>No, I didn't know that.

Nope.

>>And they sneeze cupcakes and dream in super happy songs!

>>Like that!

You can tell it's a princess song

because of all the la, la, la-ing.

>>It's still lame.

But I do like a good la, la, la-ing song.

Just sing!

[farting

Just sing!

>>You're not getting the monkeys!

Have we forgotten why we're here?

>>No idea. >>I don't.

>>I don't know. >>I don't recall.

>>I can't even remember who I am.

>>Not sure if I ever knew really.

>>What's happened?

I have nothing.

>>Why do I always have to keep the plot going?

We need to rescue Inky, Doctor Chimpsky, and the GASI agents

who have been kidnapped.

Now, can we focus, please?

>>We're good.

>> Look!

Magic apples!

No more la, la, la-ing until I get back.

>>Monkey Wally!

Do not put that into your mouth.

I tell you one thing.

>>So, princess huh?

Is that a courtesy title?

Do you have business cards?

How does all that work?

>>La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.

>>I'm sorry, I didn't catch that.

Wow, you look completely different without your makeup on.

Less is more I always say.

The pits could use a wax.

Some princesses can't take criticism.

>>And here's another fact.

Did you know to be a princess you have to kiss a frog?

Or is it have dinner with a frog?

Or eat a frog for dinner?

No, no!

The frog eats you!

No, no!

You, you watch two frogs kiss.

From a distance.

I don't know.

Anyway, it involves a frog.

Pretty cool right?

>>Not at all.

>>Princesses are evil!

>>Come on!

First they're lame, now they're evil?

>>I can prove it!

Sorry, need a weapon.

>>Just take what you need.

It's cool, yeah.

>>But, but, but.

She was here!

She was half Cinderella, half gorilla!

She was Cinderilla!

>>A princess with foot thumbs?

That's awesome!

>>Snow White!

Miss White, hi.

I'm Wally, a longtime fan.

We know all about the seven dwarves,

but I hear there's an eighth one?

Don't say anything if I'm right.

I knew it!

Where is he?

Is he hiding over here?

Over there?

>>Your friend Cinderella may have gotten the drop on me,

but now it's just you and me.

Mono a princesso.

Come on!

You want some of this?

You want a little slap with an artificial arm that I found?

Is this what you want?

You want some of this?

I've got it!

Would you like it?

>>Why, you wouldn't hurt a wittle princess, would you?

>>Well, I mean, when you put it that, I, I wasn't.

Wow!

Stinky and hairy!

>>Stinky, Fluffy, Farty!

Whatever your name is.

Where are you number eight?

>>A monster!

Princesses!

>>That's a good one Gus.

>>Hey naysayer, not funny.

>>Who says I'm not funny?

Nevermind, I'll prove I'm right.

But how?

Think, Gus, think.

Thinky, thinky, thinky, thinky, thinky, thinky.

Thinky, thinky, thinky, thinky, thinky, thinky.

Hey lady, you wanna keep it down?

I can't hear myself think.

>>That's Sleeping Beauty.

You can tell because, well...

I guess this one's pretty obvious.

>>This is perfect!

All I have to do is get Miss nappy here

to go all [growling] on me.

Come on, wake up!

Do something monster-y!

Wake up!

>>Gussy, Gussy, Gussy Gus.

The only thing that'll wake up a princess is a kiss

from someone heroic and dreamy.

>>I'll do it!

>>Beat it Charming, I got this!

>>Wow, Gus sure is a good kisser.

>>Ow, ow!

>>Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed.

>>See!

Princess monster.

I think you two owe me an apology.

>>He was right!

>>Boy, don't we have what comes out of chickens

on our faces.

>>Hey Gus!

Look what I got!

>>I'm gonna get you.

>>Okay.

I'm not going to ask why you had the handsome prince

in your trousers, but we need to make with the escaping!

>>That's easy!

Princess castle courtyards always have secret trapdoors

for escaping and touching up makeup.

>>There, I think we are safe now.

>>Monkeys, please.

You're getting panic-y face grease all over the lens!

Now, where were we?

Oh, right, right.

Doom.

And so we escaped from the monster princesses

only to fall into a much deeper horror.

>>Phew, there!

We've escaped.

And now it's time to touch up our makeup!

>>Escaped?

Are you cookily, wookily, wook wook wook!

This is way more trap-y than escape-y!

Look at those chains!

>>Those are just very durable friendship bracelets.

>>Wow, it's really shocking

that we're only in last place in the GASI hero rankings.

Come on!

I've got the tracking signal on Inky.

It looks like we're getting closer.

We should be seeing Inky in three feet.

Two feet.

There's no feet.

Oh my bolts.

>>Oh!

Look at him!

He's adorable!

The tiara, the fangs.

He's really embraced this whole princess lifestyle.

>>Monkeys, in here!

>>Doctor Chimpsky?!

>>It's Princess Chimpsky.

>>Okay, we lost the Inky monster.

Monkeys!

Where are you?

The monkeys!

>>You're out of butt rag.

I used the curtains.

>>Princess!

>>Welcome precious little creatures!

I am Princess Monstare.

>>She admitted it!

Princess Monster.

>>It's pronounced Monstare.

>>Not to pick up nits,

but it kinda does sound a lot like monster.

When, you know, you say it quickly.

>>It's Monstare!

It's freaking Dutch!

I mean, won't you please join me for some tea?

>>Princess tea!

>>Wally, don't drink that!

It could be poison.

Quick, Wally.

Stop, drop, and roll.

>>That is for a fire.

>>Needs more sugar.

>>There, you see?

It's just tea.

Have some.

>>Never!

>>Oh, look!

A silly straw!

>>Must resist silly straw!

>>Look how silly.

How silly, billy, willy.

Oh, silly willy, silly willy, silly willy straw.

>>Give me that!

>>How 'bout you Robot?

>>Your evil plan won't work on me.

Robots do not drink tea.

>>Wake up!

>>Just give me five more minutes.

>>Five minutes?

How 'bout an eternity?

>>Who turns it?

>>It means you're never going to leave this castle alive!

>>I knew it!

You are an evil monster!

>>Evil's a bit strong.

I prefer super intelligent, highly skilled, career driven,

methodical planner with leader potential.

I'm not really a team player.

>>But why have you stolen our GASI agents?

>>Why?

Because everyone thinks princesses are mindless

cupcake eating, silly little frillies,

and that all we do is sing la la la and paint things pink!

>>Wait, you don't like pink?

>>That depends on the shade.

The point is I'm going to prove you all wrong!

By building a princess army.

>>A princess army?

What are you going to do?

Glitter us to death?

>>Oh yeah, go ahead and laugh tin can.

Everyone underestimates us.

But I plan to use that to my advantage.

No one expects a princess army.

>>I've given it some thought.

>>And I will build it with this!

My royal hibadizer machine.

>>Oh, love the color scheme.

>>Allow me to demonstrate.

You take a fresh princess,

and combine her with, say, the fiery intensity of a dragon.

And a little parrot for that tropical flavor.

>>I should call you Princess Echo!

>>Echo, echo!

>>You don't have to repeat everything I say.

>>Everything I say.

>>Definitely too much parrot.

>>Parrots are great but I mean

I wouldn't make it the primary part of the thing.

>>Yeah, I mean, it's like--

>>Enough!

Together, Echo and I shall destroy the galaxy.

Starting with you monkeys.

>>Starting with you monkeys.

Die!

>>Quick, this way!

>>Monkeys get back here!

Hello?

Yes, I know the alarm went off.

Password?

Let's see, it's la la la, la la la.

>>I think I can jump it!

Almost there!

I was gonna make it!

>>Quick!

Monkeys, grab hold of me.

>>I don't know if this is really a time for hugging

but I'll give it to ya. >>I'm into it.

>>Bring it in. >>I'm gonna cling on you.

>>Bring it in. >>Like some old barnacle.

>>Yes, yes, of course.

The hugs are nice.

Everyone likes a hug, but I meant I can fly us across.

>>Wait!

Isn't that a rickety old bridge over there?

>>Yes, but listen to what I just said.

I can fly us across, easy-peasy.

>>I think if our host goes to all the trouble

of building a rickety old bridge,

we should at least try to cross it at our own peril.

>>I am with Wally on this one.

>>Fine!

Rickety old bridge it is.

Okay, easy does it.

Very slowly gentlemens, what you want to do,

distribute your weight evenly--

>>Beep, beep. >>Come on, out of the way!

>>Get out of the way! >>Let's go!

Hero coming through.

Why do I smell hair burning?

>>I see you've found my rickety old bridge.

Going down?

>>Na, na, na, na, na.

Missed us!

>>Uh, monkeys?

Your na, na, na-ing may be a tad premature.

Now can I fly you to safety?

>>Why don't we take a vote!

>>Oh, for bolts sake.

>>What's with all the hugging?

>>Yeah, a little clingy Robot.

>>Prepare to meet your doom!

>>That's it!

No more running.

>>But we flew here.

>>Whatever!

We have to rescue Inky, Chimpsky, and the GASI agents.

Let my people go!

>>Loser monkey! >>Loser monkey!

>>Loser monkey! >>Loser monkey!

>>I

am

not

a

loser.

>>Okay, this has gone too far.

Let me talk to her.

>>That dress is like so last season.

>>Trust me, I speak princess.

Hey, girl!

I love this whole villain vibe you got going on,

but let's just take a moment to chat princess to princess.

You know what I'm saying?

>>Ew, you know nothing about princesses.

Your tiara is on backwards.

Those shoes barely match your belt.

And that gown is so last season.

Ew.

Ew.

>>I don't know princesses?

It hurts on the outside and the inside.

>>I've wasted enough time on you monkeys.

I have a galaxy to destroy!

>>A galaxy to destroy!

>>After those loser monkeys!

>>Loser monkeys!

>>Okay!

Let's just take the elevator.

>>Ow!

Oh, those monkeys think they can escape.

Let's see if they can outrun my horrifying ball of light.

Oof, for pony's sake.

Why didn't I charge my wand?

Nevermind.

We'll take the stairs.

They've got nowhere to go!

>> Nowhere to go!

>>Finish them Princess Echo!

>>Finish them!

>>I think we've brought ourselves some time.

But we're still in a very sticky situation.

>> Cooky for monkeys!

>>And that is how we ended up here.

As you can see my monkeys are a blabbering mess.

>>I am a monkey loser.

>>I didn't know no princesses!

>>And me, thank you for asking,

my propulsion system is capoot-nick.

My communications fried.

And with all this running around, guess what!

My wheel is killing me!

>>Yes, Princess Echo!

I want those meddlesome monkeys barbecued!

>>As the head of GASI,

and part of a proud line of champion wiener dogs,

I command you to leave those monkeys alone.

>>Snip, snip.

>>Oh my.

As you were.

>>We're losers.

Everything's doomed.

Doomed!

>>I'm just so confused right now.

I'm just so confused.

>>For bolts sake!

Gentlemens!

Listen to me.

They may have taken your pride.

Crushed your spirit.

Destroyed your strength

and trampled any last vestige of self-respect.

But they can never, never take your...

Actually, that sounds like they pretty much got everything.

But the point is, Wally, you do know a lot about princesses.

Even if none of it is true.

And Gus, you're not a loser.

>>I am a loser,

and kind of sore after all that slapping.

>>Well then, you're not just a loser!

You're monkeys!

You must do what monkeys do!

>>What do you mean, scratch ourself?

>>Poop in Yay-OK's bed?

>>Touch each other's armpits and then smell them?

>>Make up words?

>>Enough, gentlemens!

The correct answer is

be annoying!

Wait, that's what you are doing.

>>I can't believe I'm saying this,

but you're right Robot.

>>Can I get another slap?

I'm still on the fence.

>>I got this one Robot.

>>Okay!

I'm convinced.

>>Come on Wall!

Let's show 'em what this monkey crew can do.

Hey, fire breath!

You're just a big fire poop.

There's flaming poop on your fire poop!

>>Hey, fire breath!

You're just a big fire breath!

With a fiery poop!

>>Oh, she's good with the witty repertoire.

>>Monkey Gus, don't you see what's happening?

That monster is just repeating everything you're saying.

>>Wait a sec.

Noticing something here.

Almost have it!

I'm thinking!

Ah!

She's just repeating everything we say or do!

>>Are you kidding me?

I pointed that out like 15 seconds ago.

>>Always grasping for credit, Robot.

Not a good quality.

Wally?

You know what to do.

>>Heat up the grilled cheese sammich.

>>No.

>>Make up pancakes without any flour.

>>Nope.

>>Replace all the light bulbs--

>>No.

>>With baby turtles. >>No, no, no.

>>Dress up-- >>No.

>>Like-- >>No.

>>An old man. >>Don't even.

>>I'm not finished! >>No, I know.

>>Wait! >>But it's not going

the right way, it's not going the right way.

>>What if it's good, though?

>>Just follow my lead.

Let's do a dance, it's easy to do!

It's just monkey see...

>>We win! >>We win!

>>Which is the opposite of losing!

>>Yes, winning!

>>Owie!

>>If a princess wants something done right

she has to do it herself.

There we go.

Fully charged.

Princess cadabra!

>>Okay, okay.

Time for the Robot to step in and end the shenanigans.

>>You?

You're no match for my evil ball of light.

>>You ain't seen nothing yet the sister.

Okay monster, it's just you and me.

Let's see how you do against the real robot.

>>Ooh, nice arsenal.

>>You really think so?

Because I tell you, I just threw this together.

This is not right!

I will break these chains.

>>Those chains are reinforced with glitter glue.

>>Glitter glue.

My only weakness.

>>I'm done with silly princess animals.

This time it's just princess and robot.

Together.

At last.

>>You'll never get away with this!

My monkeys are planning my rescue right now!

>>Hey, Gus!

Did you hear something?

>>Yep.

We're here to save you, Robro!

>>Woohoo hoo, ooking good, Yay-OK.

>>Thank you Wally.

I actually do feel quite pretty.

>>Yes!

I have succeeded beyond my wildest dreams.

With this robo weaponry, I'm unbeatable!

This wheel's way more comfortable than those princess heels.

>>Wait a second, you're not Yay-OK.

>>It's Robo Monstare!

>>Actually, I prefer Robo Monster now.

>>Phew.

>>Oh, shoot. >>I guess it's time to

change to winter tread.

>>If only we had the speed of Rocket Turtles.

Or the brains of Rocket Chickens.

Or the tasty pick meat of Rocket Crabs.

>>Or the long, wiggly,

impractical necks of the Rocket Giraffes.

Because that would be cool!

>>I'd like to take this opportunity to say, ouch!

Wait, that's it!

>>Welcome to your doom.

>>I see your doom and raise you up.

>>Hey, hey, hey.

Who said you could play with my remote?

>>Come on Wally!

>>Five more minutes.

>>Let's see whose unbeatable now!

>>Wait, you can't hit a princess.

>>All right.

Finger flick, finger flick.

>>How 'bout this.

Flickety, flickety.

>>Ah, you guys are so annoying.

>> Welcome to my cosmos Miss Princess.

>>Flicky! >>Enough!

>>Missed us!

>>Stay still!

I'm trying to destroy you!

>>We're skedaddling here.

>>We're skedaddling there.

>>Flicky!

Wow, I'm over here, no I'm not.

>>Oh, I'm over here now.

>>Clickety, click.

What's wrong with your zappety stick?

>>Whatcha gonna do now?

>>Whatcha gonna do?

>>Look what you did!

>>Owie.

>>I miss my crab legs.

So skedaddly.

>>Gus, Wally!

You did it.

I am so proud of you.

You're not entirely losers after all.

And I guess you realized that true--

>>Well done!

Well done!

I couldn't be anymore proud of my little fellas.

Nice work Rocket Crabs.

Without your heroic skedaddling,

we'd all be turned into princess stew.

Isn't that right Verner?

Who's my little Verner?

Can you bark like daddy?

Can you?

Can you, ?

Can you?

>>I'm ruined!

All I wanted to do was prove

that princesses aren't silly frilly.

I guess my old babysitter was right.

>>You'll never be more than a silly, frilly princess.

>>I'm not silly

I'm not silly!

>>Wait a monkey minute.

Did your babysitter look like this?

>>Ew!

>>How 'bout this?

>>That's her!

>>So, I said yeah, can you do that thing with your eyes?

Like, you have one eye.

Yeah, I didn't care.

I say you look like Airport Eye when you do that.

Hold your flying jets!

What do you silly losers want?

>>Did someone order a payback platter?

>>With a side of princess punch?

>>Wait!

We can't hit a babysitter.

>>All right.

>>I don't know, Bill, Just some silly losers at the door.

>>You're so annoying.

I take it all back.

This ain't worth the two sniggets an hour.

I am so out of here!

>>Yes!

>>Get in gentlemens.

We are celebrating.

>>Did we move up the GASI hero rankings?

>> That's a good one, Gus.

We've just finished our first special.

Come on!

The mini fridge is on me!

>>We're the best!

We're the best!

We're the besty besty besty besty besty besty best!

>>What you waiting for princess?

Mini fridge!

>>Not the cashews.

Or the mini cookies.

And hands off the trail mix too.

Don't touch the chocolate pretzels.

And leave your nuts alone!