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♪ Sit and I'll sing you some lore ♪
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♪ Of a prince and a peasant of yore ♪
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♪ Despite family name,
two friends they became ♪
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♪ Who knows what their fate
has in store? ♪
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♪ The meet at the castle each day ♪
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♪ Together, they laugh, and they play ♪
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♪ They take lots of walks
and share lots of talks ♪
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♪ They're spending an excessive
amount of time together ♪
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♪ But really, like, what's going on? ♪
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♪ He seems into her, but he's weird ♪
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♪ What's he doing there?
You see, with his hand? ♪
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♪ Yikes, this is so hard to watch ♪
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♪ She's also not helping things much ♪
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♪ Look how she's punching his arm ♪
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♪ Is she trying to flirt?
Oh, look, now he's hurt ♪
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♪ She's punched him too hard in the arm ♪
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♪ And so that's the tale
of a star-crossed pair ♪
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♪ Or are they just two normal friends? ♪
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♪ Clarity would be nice
for everyone involved ♪
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♪ In terms of knowing how
to proceed with more verses ♪
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♪ In terms of knowing how to proceed... ♪
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Excuse me? Can you stop singing?
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I-I can hear you,
and it's really unnerving.
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I don't tell you how to do your job.
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Who is even paying you to do this?
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I'm independently wealthy.
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♪ With more verses ♪
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♪ I've gone down that road again ♪
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♪ I've been there before ♪
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♪ Though want to know more ♪
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♪ It's always been ♪
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I am so impressed you knew how to build
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one of these star-tracking devices.
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What is it called again?
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- It's an astrolabe.
- Thank you.
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It's been really fun working
on this with you.
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Well, um, seeing as we're on the topic
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of space and time, um,
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I was wondering if you had
any plans this Saturday.
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Oh, uh, no.
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I'm not doing anything. Why?
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Um, well...
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I saw this, actually.
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An astronomer's giving a lecture
right here in Lower Murkford!
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Whoa!
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Um, I wondered if you'd like to go.
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- Yeah, I'd love to.
- Great!
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Well, then I shall plan
to pick you at your place
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for our...
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Saturday hanging-out
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session.
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- Awesome.
- Yeah.
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- We'll see you then.
- Yeah!
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- Oh.
- Yeah.
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Gotcha.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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Oh, buddy.
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Lord Vexler?
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Do you have an opinion on something?
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Oh, I'd just be careful if I were you.
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You know, matters of the heart
can get complicated.
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Oh, Vexler.
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I'm no stranger to matters of the heart.
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I was engaged before, remember?
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To Princess Isabella.
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That was only because
your fathers were trying
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to form a political alliance.
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And you were both babies.
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Still, I would have wed her happily
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had she not been carried off
by that hawk.
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All I'm saying is,
don't get too invested.
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Relationships between peasants
and princes never work.
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You're from completely different worlds.
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Who cares about that nonsense?
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No, we get along, we have fun together,
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and we're about to go
on a wonderful first date.
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Oh, i-is it a date?
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Of course it is.
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Ah. Does she know that?
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Did you say it explicitly?
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I thought it was implied.
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Mm-hmm.
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I said, "Look, Farmer Greg,
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you can tell me that's a potato
until the cows come home,
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but my cryin' eyes says it's an onion."
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He honored the coupon after that.
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Look. Oh, shh, shh, shh!
6:00... Time for the news.
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Oh.
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Hello,
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and thank you for tuning in to Mad Jane,
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your most watched and trusted source
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for the news of the day.
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- Can we turn it up a bit?
- Uh, sure.
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Uh, speak louder.
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The crisis on the border continues!
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A caravan of Druids has been spotted
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crossing into Lower Murkford...
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the Druids depicted here.
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Hey, how many Druids does it
take to screw in a wall torch?
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- How many?
- 10.
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One to screw it in,
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the rest to rob your house
while it's dark.
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One to screw it in...
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Oh. That's rich.
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Pbht! Nuts!
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Need a hand?
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Thanks.
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Ah, I don't believe we've met before.
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- I'm Eddie.
- I'm Lila.
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I just moved here.
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Oh, well, welcome to the neighborhood.
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Thanks.
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I'll be right here if you need
more roadside assistance.
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That's rich.
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Hey, Lila,
if you ever want to grab a beer,
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me and my buddies are usually
hanging out at the tavern.
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Stop on by.
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We're a friendly bunch.
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I would love to.
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Thanks, Eddie.
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Well, all right, then.
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♪ Druid-aaa ♪
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♪ Druid-ohhh ♪
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Looking forward to that beer, Eddie.
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Thanks again for the invite.
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Psst! Maggie.
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How do I look?
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Like you're going on a date.
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It's not necessarily a date.
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Shouldn't you already know that
by this point?
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Chauncley's hard to read.
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I can never tell if he's
sweating because he likes me
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or because his royally inbred body
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can't regulate his temperature.
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Well, do you want it to be a date?
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I'm open to the possibility.
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Ugh. I'm sick of this already.
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Thanks again for inviting me.
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- This will be fun.
- Oh, I'm excited.
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Yeah, you and me finally
going out on a...
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scientific lecture.
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Um, two please.
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Well, it's your lucky day,
'cause we're having
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a lover's special.
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Uh, wh-what's that?
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Admission is three coins for couples
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or two apiece for singles.
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Oh, um, right.
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Well, l-let's see.
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Um...
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So what'll it be?
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One lover's special
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or two singles?
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Is... Is there a third option?
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No.
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Um, well, uh...
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Um...
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Two singles, please.
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Hey, thanks for paying.
I'll grab the next one.
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Ah, no... no problem.
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Thank you.
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So, here we are.
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The big talk.
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Something tells me it's going to be
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out of this world.
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Get it?
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Out of this world?
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Because the nature of the talk
is astronomical
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or out of this world, as it were?
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Oh.
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- Nice.
- Mm.
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Thanks.
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Hi, everyone.
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Who's that?
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I'm Archie Cosmos.
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Wait. Are we in the right room?
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Now, I know that science
can feel pretty technical,
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but I'm gonna try and keep things fun.
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And who knows?
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My talk might even be out of this world.
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And so, in conclusion,
that is why stars twinkle.
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- I've always wondered about that.
- Hmm.
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Okay, any questions?
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- Yes.
- Yes. Hi.
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Um, why don't you look like your picture?
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I get that a lot.
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It was actually painted
by the blind artist of Gabagool.
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Eh, it's a terrible likeness.
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Yeah, but the artist was blind,
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- so it's pretty good, considering.
- Aw, I don't think so.
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All right. Thank you, everyone,
so much for your time.
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Thank you.
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May the North Star guide you always.
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Right.
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So, shall we get going?
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Are you kidding?
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When else are we gonna get a chance
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to talk to an astronomer?
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- Let's go.
- Mm.
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Thank you.
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Hi. We just wanted to say that
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- we really enjoyed your talk...
- Mm.
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...especially what you said
about celestial rotation.
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It's a controversial opinion,
but I've always believed
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that the Earth revolves around the...
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Sun.
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Yes, exactly.
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Well, I'm glad I'm not the only one.
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And the moon.
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It's also up there.
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Y-Yeah, that's... that's so true.
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Good call, man. It's up there, for sure.
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Uh, this is really embarrassing,
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but would you mind signing our astrolabe?
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Uh, y-yeah.
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Wow. That is a beaut.
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- Who should I make it out to?
- Al and Chauncley.
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Yes, we've been building it together.
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You know, if you want
to test that thing out,
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my calculations tell me
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that Laslo's Comet will be
passing Lower Murkford tonight.
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I've scoped out this great
vantage point at the top
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of Chicken Neck Hill
if, um, you and your...
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- husband want to join.
- Oho!
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- We're not married.
- We are not wed.
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- We're friends.
- We are unwedded friends.
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Well, you're welcome to join
as, um, friends.
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- That'd be great.
- Yes, I'd love that.
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Al and Chauncley.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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- Yeah.
- Ooh!
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I've got one.
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What's gray and furry
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and looks good on a Druid's neck?
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What?
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A hungry wolf!
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Because it is eating the Druid.
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Yeah, um... but they're not all bad.
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Some...
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are even good, maybe.
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What's up with you today?
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Nothing. Just forget it.
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Speak of the devil.
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You have something you want to say to me?
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Relax.
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We're just having fun, right, Eddie?
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Huh.
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Well-played, everyone. Right, Eddie?
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So, as an explorer,
do you get to travel a lot?
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My work takes me to the four corners
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of the world pretty regularly.
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Oh, uh, yeah, I'm a bit
of a world traveler myself.
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A rolling stone, if you will.
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Going wherever the good wind takes me.
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Oh, nice.
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I'm always looking for travel "recs."
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What's your favorite spot?
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Oh, just this place called
Pretty Little Princess
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Mandrake Beach Resort... Do you know it?
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I'm pretty friendly
with the concierge there.
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I could probably get you a "rez."
265
00:11:28,137 --> 00:11:31,438
Oh, thanks. It's not really my style.
266
00:11:31,474 --> 00:11:33,207
I sort of prefer to rough it.
267
00:11:33,242 --> 00:11:34,675
You ever traveled, Al?
268
00:11:34,710 --> 00:11:36,608
Nah, my family's all shit shovelers,
269
00:11:36,643 --> 00:11:39,580
so vacations always seemed
kind of out of reach.
270
00:11:39,615 --> 00:11:41,248
I totally get it.
271
00:11:41,284 --> 00:11:43,284
I'm from a lower-income
background myself.
272
00:11:43,319 --> 00:11:44,952
My parents are puke-moppers by trade.
273
00:11:44,987 --> 00:11:46,666
- No way!
- Yeah.
274
00:11:46,702 --> 00:11:49,189
One day, I just decided to
take control of my own destiny,
275
00:11:49,225 --> 00:11:51,725
set off into the world,
consequences be damned.
276
00:11:51,761 --> 00:11:53,961
I even changed my name
from Archibald Pukemopper
277
00:11:53,996 --> 00:11:55,996
to Archibald Cosmos
278
00:11:56,032 --> 00:11:58,132
'cause that's how far I dare to dream.
279
00:11:58,167 --> 00:11:59,099
Wow.
280
00:11:59,135 --> 00:12:00,238
Yeah.
281
00:12:05,708 --> 00:12:07,794
This is an eagle feather.
282
00:12:08,344 --> 00:12:10,344
I wear it as a reminder to fly free
283
00:12:10,379 --> 00:12:12,423
until I find my destiny.
284
00:12:13,082 --> 00:12:14,415
Take it.
285
00:12:14,450 --> 00:12:16,136
Till you find your own.
286
00:12:17,453 --> 00:12:18,886
Thank you.
287
00:12:24,226 --> 00:12:26,260
And here... is...
288
00:12:26,295 --> 00:12:28,356
some money.
289
00:12:29,665 --> 00:12:31,025
Take it.
290
00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:33,434
Till you find your own.
291
00:12:35,190 --> 00:12:37,115
This makes me feel weird.
292
00:12:41,777 --> 00:12:42,876
Oh.
293
00:12:42,912 --> 00:12:44,345
What do you want?
294
00:12:44,380 --> 00:12:46,347
Wanted to bring you
a little housewarming gift.
295
00:12:46,382 --> 00:12:48,782
These are fresh rock sprouts
from my garden.
296
00:12:48,818 --> 00:12:50,317
If this is your way of trying to make up
297
00:12:50,353 --> 00:12:52,786
for what happened at the tavern,
it's not gonna work.
298
00:12:52,822 --> 00:12:54,621
Are you talking about my friends?
299
00:12:54,657 --> 00:12:58,025
Those knuckleheads.
They're just joking around.
300
00:12:58,060 --> 00:12:59,960
They're nice folks
once you get to know them.
301
00:12:59,996 --> 00:13:01,695
They seem like a bunch of jerks to me,
302
00:13:01,731 --> 00:13:05,393
and if you hang out with them,
then you seem like one, too.
303
00:13:06,802 --> 00:13:08,235
Okay, word of advice.
304
00:13:08,270 --> 00:13:10,904
You can make things a lot easier
on yourself here in town
305
00:13:10,940 --> 00:13:13,273
if you just left the whole
Druid getup at home.
306
00:13:13,309 --> 00:13:15,142
I mean, I don't mind it, but, uh...
307
00:13:15,177 --> 00:13:18,345
it does draw a bit of attention,
you know?
308
00:13:19,648 --> 00:13:21,015
Go [BLEEP] yourself.
309
00:13:23,285 --> 00:13:25,719
I've never seen stars like this before.
310
00:13:25,755 --> 00:13:27,321
It's pretty amazing, huh?
311
00:13:27,874 --> 00:13:30,290
It reminds me of how small we are,
312
00:13:30,326 --> 00:13:32,359
how fleeting life is.
313
00:13:32,395 --> 00:13:33,794
That's why we need to take advantage
314
00:13:33,829 --> 00:13:35,562
of every moment we have.
315
00:13:35,598 --> 00:13:38,032
- That's so true.
- Yeah.
316
00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:40,200
You know, it's getting rather chilly.
317
00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:42,536
Perhaps we should head back soon, eh?
318
00:13:42,571 --> 00:13:44,772
We can catch the comet
the next time it swings by.
319
00:13:44,807 --> 00:13:46,522
It's not for another 87 years.
320
00:13:46,558 --> 00:13:47,741
Oh, well, yes, but we haven't had
321
00:13:47,777 --> 00:13:49,176
our second supper or our snackies.
322
00:13:49,211 --> 00:13:51,231
No sweat. I've got us covered.
323
00:13:52,148 --> 00:13:54,615
- Voilà!
- Whoa! Nice!
324
00:13:54,650 --> 00:13:56,016
Smells so good.
325
00:13:56,052 --> 00:13:58,899
- It's a gift from a trader in Verona.
- Wow.
326
00:13:58,934 --> 00:14:01,121
So, is this
a cut-your-own-meat situation?
327
00:14:01,157 --> 00:14:03,123
Oh, uh... I'll get that for you.
328
00:14:03,159 --> 00:14:05,859
Oh, no, no, no. I am a man of the world.
329
00:14:05,895 --> 00:14:08,362
I think I can handle this, thank you.
330
00:14:08,397 --> 00:14:09,696
Cheers.
331
00:14:15,771 --> 00:14:17,337
- Oh, my God, he's choking.
- Not to worry.
332
00:14:17,373 --> 00:14:20,007
I learned this trick
from the Healing Monks of Meru.
333
00:14:30,653 --> 00:14:32,319
Ah, thank God!
334
00:14:32,354 --> 00:14:33,954
- Chauncley, are you okay?
- Oh, yes.
335
00:14:33,989 --> 00:14:35,322
Yes, I'm fine.
I'll just be back in a moment.
336
00:14:35,357 --> 00:14:36,990
I seem to have done a little pee-pee.
337
00:14:37,026 --> 00:14:38,325
Uh, do you want me to come with you?
338
00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:40,794
No, no! I just need a... a moment alone.
339
00:14:42,532 --> 00:14:43,741
Okay.
340
00:14:45,801 --> 00:14:47,801
It's fine. You're fine.
341
00:14:47,837 --> 00:14:49,136
Everything's fine.
342
00:14:49,171 --> 00:14:50,737
♪ You like her, and she likes you ♪
343
00:14:50,773 --> 00:14:54,108
♪ Doodely-doodely-doodely-doo ♪
There you are.
344
00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:57,411
You've song a little song.
Now you feel better.
345
00:15:14,249 --> 00:15:18,476
I was not expecting
another anti-Druid punch line.
346
00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:20,368
- I know.
- Oh, come on!
347
00:15:20,403 --> 00:15:22,737
I'm starting to get real sick
of these jokes.
348
00:15:22,772 --> 00:15:23,938
Chill out, Eddie!
349
00:15:23,973 --> 00:15:26,207
No, you chill out!
350
00:15:26,242 --> 00:15:27,441
I have a joke for you.
351
00:15:27,477 --> 00:15:29,043
How many of "you guys" does it take
352
00:15:29,078 --> 00:15:30,478
to screw in a wall torch?
353
00:15:30,513 --> 00:15:32,079
What? 10.
354
00:15:32,115 --> 00:15:33,576
One to screw it in
355
00:15:33,611 --> 00:15:36,417
and the rest to be a bunch of jerks.
356
00:15:38,488 --> 00:15:42,490
I don't like it when that joke
is directed at us.
357
00:15:47,764 --> 00:15:48,763
Ohh! Again?
358
00:15:48,798 --> 00:15:50,464
Uh, sorry.
359
00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:52,934
They wouldn't let me in
at the gate for some reason.
360
00:15:52,969 --> 00:15:54,168
Oh. Strange.
361
00:15:54,204 --> 00:15:56,103
You must've been removed from the list.
362
00:15:56,139 --> 00:15:57,772
What happened to you last night?
363
00:15:57,807 --> 00:16:00,408
You just disappeared.
I was really worried.
364
00:16:00,443 --> 00:16:02,443
Not that worried, apparently.
365
00:16:02,478 --> 00:16:04,435
- Is this about Archie?
- What?
366
00:16:04,471 --> 00:16:06,214
No. Absolutely not.
It has nothing to do with him.
367
00:16:06,249 --> 00:16:07,615
I'd already forgotten about him.
368
00:16:07,832 --> 00:16:09,665
Okay, well,
then why are you being so weird?
369
00:16:09,701 --> 00:16:12,101
I'm not being weird.
I'm j... I'm being realistic.
370
00:16:12,137 --> 00:16:14,582
And maybe we weren't meant to be friends.
371
00:16:15,407 --> 00:16:16,839
What are you talking about?
372
00:16:16,875 --> 00:16:19,776
I am the crown prince. You are a peasant.
373
00:16:19,811 --> 00:16:21,477
We're from two completely
different worlds.
374
00:16:21,513 --> 00:16:23,479
That's a really childish point of view.
375
00:16:23,515 --> 00:16:25,047
It's not childish!
376
00:16:25,083 --> 00:16:27,617
And, furthermore, I'm good,
and you're bad.
377
00:16:27,652 --> 00:16:29,652
I'm pretty, and you're ugly.
378
00:16:29,687 --> 00:16:31,354
I'm clean, and you stink.
379
00:16:31,389 --> 00:16:32,655
Ugh! Yuck! Pee-yew!
380
00:16:40,131 --> 00:16:41,364
Hey, Eddie.
381
00:16:41,399 --> 00:16:43,933
Thanks for sticking up for me
at the tavern last night.
382
00:16:43,968 --> 00:16:45,435
How'd you know I did that?
383
00:16:45,470 --> 00:16:46,969
I used my Druid magic.
384
00:16:47,005 --> 00:16:48,971
Ah, you Druids are something else.
385
00:16:49,007 --> 00:16:51,641
I'm joking, you dummy.
I'm friends with the bartender.
386
00:16:51,676 --> 00:16:53,109
Oh. That's rich!
387
00:16:53,144 --> 00:16:56,078
Come on. Let's go grab a beer.
388
00:16:56,114 --> 00:16:58,481
Guys, this is my friend, Lila.
389
00:16:58,516 --> 00:16:59,449
- Hey.
- Oh, hi.
390
00:16:59,484 --> 00:17:00,753
Hi.
391
00:17:06,157 --> 00:17:08,691
So, do Druids, like, eat babies?
392
00:17:09,053 --> 00:17:10,593
Gladys, come on.
393
00:17:10,628 --> 00:17:14,297
We do not eat babies,
and that's offensive.
394
00:17:14,332 --> 00:17:15,631
Sorry.
395
00:17:15,667 --> 00:17:17,099
I love your hair.
396
00:17:17,135 --> 00:17:18,855
Can I touch it?
397
00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:21,197
What? I can't say that?
398
00:17:21,222 --> 00:17:23,216
- I'm just interested.
- Sorry.
399
00:17:23,241 --> 00:17:26,909
This is gonna take us some time
to figure out.
400
00:17:26,945 --> 00:17:30,546
This just in.
An update on the Druid invasion.
401
00:17:30,582 --> 00:17:32,014
Uh, uh, Mad Jane, can...
402
00:17:32,050 --> 00:17:33,649
can you switch to something else?
403
00:17:33,685 --> 00:17:35,218
Right?
404
00:17:35,253 --> 00:17:38,788
Welcome to the Mad Jane
Home Shopping Hour.
405
00:17:38,823 --> 00:17:41,624
Thank you. For three easy payments,
406
00:17:41,659 --> 00:17:44,927
you can own this necklace
of my baby teeth.
407
00:17:44,963 --> 00:17:46,162
- Ooh! Ooh!
- Fine!
408
00:17:46,197 --> 00:17:49,131
- I like that, yeah.
- Ooh, Daddy like.
409
00:17:52,504 --> 00:17:54,403
That flickering orb's Venus.
410
00:17:54,439 --> 00:17:56,239
You can tell 'cause
it's the brightest object
411
00:17:56,274 --> 00:17:57,874
in the sky.
412
00:18:09,687 --> 00:18:11,587
No. Away from the castle.
413
00:18:11,623 --> 00:18:14,023
- Ah, you see?
- Right.
414
00:18:16,794 --> 00:18:18,000
Looks cool.
415
00:18:18,035 --> 00:18:20,096
Mm-hmm.
416
00:18:35,371 --> 00:18:37,771
Damn it.
417
00:18:37,806 --> 00:18:40,807
♪ The prince finally had his shot ♪
418
00:18:40,843 --> 00:18:43,911
♪ But he handled things totally wrong ♪
419
00:18:43,946 --> 00:18:47,281
♪ He messed up all week
in a number of ways ♪
420
00:18:47,316 --> 00:18:49,917
♪ And now I will list them in song ♪
421
00:18:49,952 --> 00:18:51,485
That's really not necessary.
422
00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:54,321
♪ First, there was that thing
with the lecture ♪
423
00:18:54,356 --> 00:18:57,357
♪ That should have been a home run ♪
424
00:18:57,393 --> 00:19:00,861
♪ It would have been great
if he called it a date ♪
425
00:19:00,896 --> 00:19:03,754
♪ Man, did he [BLEEP] that one up ♪
426
00:19:03,779 --> 00:19:04,944
There wasn't even a rhyme there!
427
00:19:04,980 --> 00:19:07,334
♪ Another thing that he [BLEEP] up ♪
428
00:19:07,369 --> 00:19:10,537
♪ Was the basic act of trying to chew ♪
429
00:19:10,572 --> 00:19:14,041
♪ He choked on some meat
and turned white as a sheet ♪
430
00:19:14,076 --> 00:19:17,744
♪ It's impossible
to bounce back from that ♪
431
00:19:20,416 --> 00:19:22,349
- Are you finished?
- ...Almost
432
00:19:28,524 --> 00:19:32,307
♪ And so that's the tale
of the star-crossed pair ♪
433
00:19:32,342 --> 00:19:34,962
♪ The moral is that the prince sucks ♪
434
00:19:34,997 --> 00:19:38,165
♪ Now Al is in love
with a much cooler dude ♪
435
00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:41,635
♪ And Prince Chauncley's
alone with his ducks ♪
436
00:19:43,038 --> 00:19:44,771
Don't encourage him, guys.
437
00:19:44,807 --> 00:19:47,307
Traitors.
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