Original subtitles

YEAH, BUT, JUDY, SHE GONNA HAVE TO START PITCHIN' IN.

NO, WE AIN'T FINNA BE GIVING HER NO FREE RIDE.

JUDY. [ LAUGHS ]

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

YEAH, I DON'T KNOW.

YEAH, I'M ABOUT SICK OF RIDING THAT HOPE.

SHE CAN'T KEEP RIDING FOR FREE, THOUGH.

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

HOLD ‐‐ HOLD ON, JUDY.

WHO IS IT?!

Philip: IT'S US.

"US" WHO?!

PHILIP AND LINDA.

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ] I'LL CALL YOU BACK, JUDY.

WHAT Y'ALL WANT, FLIP?!

THAT'S "PHILIP," DAMN IT.

UH, WE GOT THE BABY.

OKAY, GREAT.

Linda: MAMA, OPEN THE DOOR.

[ GROANS ]

[ GROANS ]

‐OOH. ‐NO, NO.

‐WOW. ‐LET US IN!

I AIN'T SAID NOTHING ABOUT COMING IN YET.

MAMA...

WHAT Y'ALL WANT?

WE JUST ‐‐ WE JUST WANTED TO COME BY, SAY HEY.

OKAY, HEY.

OOH.

MAMA!

I DON'T WANT Y'ALL HERE, LINDA.

DON'T ‐‐ DON'T COME IN.

‐MA‐‐ ‐DON'T COME IN.

MAMA, LET US IN.

LOOK, LOOK. LOOK, LOOK, IT'S YOUR PRETTY LITTLE GRANDBABY.

LOOK, IT'S YOUR PRETTY LITTLE GRANDBABY.

‐[ LAUGHS ] YEAH. ‐DON'T COME IN.

‐MAMA, YOU HAVE TO ‐‐ MA‐‐ ‐MAMA ‐‐

HEY, THERE, GRANDBABY!

WELL, SEE HER WITH YOUR EYES FIRST. SEE HER WITH ‐‐

OHH! OH, NO, MAMA!

‐COME ON, BABY. ‐[ SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY ]

MAMA, NOW...

GOT TO STICK YOUR WHOLE WIG IN THE THING, HUH?

GEEZ.

WHAT DO Y'ALL WANT?

M‐MAMA, WE JUST HAVE ‐‐ HAVE A DOCTOR APPOINTMENT.

‐AND? ‐I GOT TO GO TO WORK.

SO DO I.

MAMA, THE DINER IS CLOSED TODAY.

WELL, I GOT TO ‐‐ I GOT ANOTHER PART‐TIME JOB AT NIGHT.

MAMA, IT'S IN THE A.M. IT'S MORNING.

YEAH, BUT I GOT TO GET RESTED UP FOR IT, THOUGH.

WHAT YOU DOIN' AT NIGHT, MAMA?

THAT STRIPPER POLE NEVER GET OLD.

YEAH, MAMA, BUT YOU TOO OLD FOR THE POLE.

NOW, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.

WHAT IMMA NEED Y'ALL TO DO IS TAKE THAT LITTLE BABY

AND GO ON BACK OUT THAT DOOR NOW.

MAMA, YOU ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT,

"LET ME WATCH THE BABY, LINDA. LET ME WATCH THE BABY."

YOU SAID YOU WANT TO WATCH HER.

I JUST WATCHED Y'ALL BRING HER LITTLE ASS IN,

AND NOW I'M GONNA WATCH Y'ALL TAKE HER LITTLE ASS

RIGHT ON BACK UP OUT OF HERE.

MAMA‐A‐A!

DAMN.

SET HER ON THE COUCH. Y'ALL GO ON HOME.

DAMN.

[ CHUCKLES ]

THANK YOU, MAMA.

YOU GONNA PAY ME.

FINE. WE WILL.

HOW LONG Y'ALL PLAN ON BEING GONE?

I DO‐‐ PBHT.

NO MORE THAN LIKE... TWO...HOURS, MAYBE.

OKAY. PBHT.

I'M GONNA NEED Y'ALL HERE Y'ALL LITTLE ASSES ON BACK HERE.

‐O‐OKAY, MAMA. ‐HEY, LITTLE BABY!

OH, OH, OH. OH, CAN YOU ‐‐

PLEASE DON'T TALK THAT LOUD RIGHT UP ON HER. OKAY?

EVERYTHING IS IN THE BAG, OKAY? ‐ALL RIGHT.

IF YOU NEED ANYTHING, JUST CALL ME.

‐OKAY, GREAT. ‐YOU SURE YOU CAN DO THIS?

GO. GO ON, NOW. I KNOW HOW TO WATCH A BABY.

YOU SURE?

LINDA, GO ON. DON'T MAKE ME SAY SOMETHIN'.

GO ON, NOW. GO ON.

OH, OH, OH. M‐MA‐‐ MAMA, MAMA ‐‐

MAMA, DON'T LEAVE HER WITH NOBODY.

Philip: WHAT?

WELL, Y'ALL BETTER HURRY THE HELL ON BACK, THEN.

DON'T LEAVE HER LIKE YOU LEFT ‐‐

BABY, DID I TELL YOU THAT SHE LEFT ME WITH THE MONKEYS?

THEY'RE MY FRIENDS.

YOU AIN'T GONNA KEEP DISRESPECTIN' MY FRIENDS LIKE THAT.

HOW YOU THINK YOU GOT SO STRONG?

DON'T LET HER CALL NO MOVIN' COMPANY.

SHE GOT THAT FOR YOU, PLAYER.

WE AIN'T NEVER SPOTTING NO MONEY ON THEM.

WAIT, WAIT. YOUR MAMA'S FRIENDS IS MONKEYS?

I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT IT, BABY.

GET OUT. BYE.

IF WE HAD A CHOICE, BABY ‐‐ IF WE HAD A CHOICE.

‐BABY, DO WE HAVE TO? ‐IF WE HAD A CHOICE, PHILIP.

I'M COMING BACK TO GET MY BABY, NOW.

YEAH. YOU GONNA COME BACK AND GET HER.

BYE, LITTLE GIRL. [ SMOOCHING ]

OH, THAT ‐‐ OOH. MM.

FLIP, GET YOUR ASS OUT MY HOUSE.

‐MY NAME IS PHI‐‐ ‐GET UP OUT.

[ CELINA CRYING ]

UNH‐UNH. DON'T START THAT.

DON'T START IT. I AIN'T GONNA GIVE YOU NO "WAH."

YOUR MAMA GONNA NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR GETTING YOU A LITTLE "WAH."

[ CRYING CONTINUES ]

I DID GIVE DANNY A LITTLE "WAH," THOUGH, WHEN HE WAS LITTLE.

DON'T ‐‐ WHAT?

DON'T LOOK AT ME WITH THAT TONE OF EYE.

[ CRYING CONTINUES ]

NO.

‐‐Captions by VITAC‐‐ www.vitac.com

CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY DISCOVERY COMMUNICATIONS

♪♪♪♪

UH ‐‐ WAI‐‐ UNH‐UNH.

I AIN'T FITTIN' TO GIVE YOU NO "WAH."

YOUR MAMA GONNA KILL ME I GAVE YOU A LITTLE "WAH."

ALTHOUGH I DID GIVE DANNY A LITTLE "WAH" WHEN HE WAS LITTLE.

SHUT HIM RIGHT UP. HE WENT RIGHT ON TO SLEEP, TOO.

OH, YOU KNOW ‐‐ YOU KNOW WHAT?

I GOT ‐‐ I GOT A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR YOU

I'LL PULL OUT MY HEAD.

♪♪ I WAS A BIG BODY HO ♪♪

♪♪ THAT'S WHAT I KNOW ♪♪

SHE AIN'T GOT TO BE LOOKIN' AT ME LIKE THAT.

DON'T JUDGE ME.

[ CRYING CONTINUES ]

NO. WHAT?

A'IGHT, A'IGHT, I GOT SOMETHING HERE FOR YOU.

I GOTS ‐‐ I GOT A LOT OF THINGS UNDER MY BELT.

ONCE UPON A TIME...

...I WAS A LITTLE GIRL.

AND I WAS IN ENCHANTED FOREST.

AND THERE WAS A BIG, BAD WOLF NAMED FLOYD.

HE USED TO ALWAYS TRY TO TAKE OFF WITH MY CLOTHES.

[ CRYING CONTINUES ]

WHAT?

GIRL, DON'T BE LOOKIN' AT ME LIKE THAT.

I'M TRYING TO ‐‐ I'M TRYING TO ENTERTAIN YOU.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO FOR YOU, LITTLE CELINA.

[ CRYING CONTINUES ]

WHAT?

I DONE DID ALL I KNOW TO DO.

YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS HERE DONE GAVE ME A HEADACHE.

I HAD MY CHILDREN ALREADY, LINDA, NOW YOU ‐‐

WELL, LINDA.

IT ‐‐ IT USED TO WORK FOR HER.

YOU DONE GAVE ME A DAMN HEADACHE HERE.

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

COME IN.

HEY, MISS HATTIE.

WHAT THE HELL TOOK Y'ALL SO LONG?

WELL, HI TO YOU, TOO.

I BEEN CALLIN' Y'ALL.

AND WE BEEN AT THE NAIL SALON.

DON'T NOBODY GIVE A DAMN ABOUT Y'ALL NAILS.

DANNY DOES.

BITCH, HE LYIN'.

IMMA NEED Y'ALL HELP ON THIS RIGHT HERE.

[ SCOFFS ] WELL, YOU SURE DON'T ACT LIKE YOU NEED NOBODY HELP.

SORRY, DARLIN'.

THAT'S BETTER.

DON'T GET SMART.

I'M SORRY.

YOU GOT BESIDE YOURSELF NOW.

I'M SORRY, MISS HATTIE, REALLY.

YEAH, I'M SO SORRY.

YES. DIDN'T SHE ASK US TO COME DO HER A FAVOR?

CHILL, GIRL.

NO, SHE NEED TO CHILL WITH THE GRANDMA MAMA ATTITUDE.

‐DREW. ‐I'M JUST SAYING. OKAY?

MISS HATTIE, WHAT DID YOU NEED?

THAT.

WHAT?

‐THAT. ‐WHAT?

‐THAT. ‐WHAT ‐‐

I NEED Y'ALL TO WATCH THAT BABY.

FOR WHAT?

I GOT TO GO TO THE STORE.

GET MY POW‐VER‐BALL.

POWERFUL BALLS? I LOVE THOSE.

SLEEP WITH THEM EVERY NIGHT.

YOU KNOW WHAT THE HELL I SAID. POW‐VER‐BALL.

OH, POWER‐‐ THE LOTTERY?

GIRL, WE CAN GO GET THAT FOR YOU.

NUH‐UNH.

NUH‐UNH, NUH‐UNH.

THAT JANKY THERE.

YOU DON'T NEVER LET NOBODY GO GET YOUR POW‐VER‐BALL FOR YOU.

THAT SUPERSTITION.

[ SIGHS ]

MISS HATTIE, YOU COULD'VE JUST SAID THAT. WE WOULD'VE GOT IT.

DIDN'T I JUST SAY, "UNH‐UNH"?

THAT'S SUPERSTITION.

I NEED TO GO GET IT, AND I NEED Y'ALL TO WATCH THE BABY.

WHAT? COME ON.

UNH‐UNH. SEE ‐‐ SEE, I DON'T DO BABIES.

I DON'T, EITHER.

[ CRYING CONTINUES ]

I GOT TO GO TO THE STORE. I'LL BE BACK.

NO, NO, NO, NO, WAIT. WAIT, WAIT.

UNH‐UNH. YOU SEE THAT RIGHT THERE?

YOU SEE THAT RIGHT THERE? ‐NO, MISS HATTIE ‐‐

I CAN'T TAKE ALL THIS CRYING IN THIS HERE.

JUST LIKE ♪♪ NAILS ON THE CHALKBOARD ♪♪

♪♪ IN MY HEAD, SAVE ME ♪♪ ‐♪♪ IN MY HEAD, SAVE ME ♪♪

I LOVE THAT SONG.

BUT I AIN'T WATCHING NO BABY.

OKAY, THEN, I'M GLAD YOU LOVE THAT SONG.

TEACH YOU LITTLE CELINA. I'LL BE BACK.

MISS HATTIE, YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE US WITH IT.

WATCH ME.

EVERYTHING YOU NEED IS IN THAT BAG.

I'LL HOLLA AT Y'ALL IN A LITTLE WHILE.

‐DON'T ‐‐ AW. ‐MISS HATTIE.

‐DAMN. ‐BYE.

AW, HELL NO.

I TOLD YOU THIS WAS A SETUP.

YEAH, YOU DID.

MAN, WATCHING A BABY?

I KNOW.

‐ON A GORGEOUS SUNDAY? ‐YEAH.

ALL THEM FINE MEN IS AT THE PARK.

GIRL, IT'S OKAY.

NO, IT'S NOT.

REALLY, HOW BAD CAN IT BE?

DID YOU SEE HOW FAST SHE JUST RAN OUT OF HERE?

AND SHE OLD AND CRIPPLED.

YEAH.

IT'S GOT TO BE BAD.

WELL, IT COULDN'T BE THAT BAD.

I MEAN, LOOK AT HER. SHE'S SO CUTE.

MNH‐MNH. SHE GONNA HAVE TO WORK IT OUT ON HER OWN.

[ CRYING STOPS ]

AND SHE'S ALREADY ASLEEP. SEE? THIS IS FINE.

OH, WELL, THAT'S GOOD. I LIKE HER WHEN SHE'S SLEEPING.

LOOK AT HER LITTLE FACE. SHE'S SO CUTE.

HI, THERE, CECIL.

OH, IT'S CYBIL, RIGHT?

CELINA.

‐OH, CELINA. ‐CE‐LIN‐A.

‐HOLA, CELINA. ‐CELINA.

YEAH, WHATEVER, SHE A'IGHT.

DO YOU WANT KIDS?

OH, YEAH, OF COURSE. WHAT WOULD MAKE YOU THINK OTHERWISE?

WELL, DANNY AND I ARE GONNA HAVE ONE.

YEAH. ONE DAY.

WELL, ONE DAY SOON.

WHAT?!

I'M PREGNANT.

WHAT THE F‐‐ FAIRY TALE?

YOU PREGNANT?

WELL, I THINK I AM.

WELL, DOES DANNY KNOW?

NO, I'M NOT EVEN SURE YET.

DID YOU TELL HIM?

NO.

I SENT YOUR HUSBAND'S CHECK.

HE AIN'T GOT NO MONEY.

YOU THINK HE READY FOR THAT.

YES, I DO.

HE'S GREAT WITH CELINA.

AND YOU WORK AT THAT FUNKY‐ASS BOUTIQUE.

AIN'T NOBODY BUYING THEM TACKY‐ASS CLOTHES.

YOU DO.

LISTEN, HO, I SHOP AT CRYSTAL'S ON THIRD.

DON'T COME FOR ME, OKAY?

NOW, YOU AIN'T GOT NO MONEY, AND YOU AIN'T READY FOR THAT.

WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO GET READY, OKAY?

DAMN.

I KNOW, RIGHT?

YOU AND DANNY HAVIN' A BABY...

YEAH.

DID YOU HEAR THAT, CELINA?

YOUR BROTHER'S A WHORE.

WOW.

WHAT ABOUT YOU? DO YOU WANT BABIES?

OH, YEAH, OF COURSE, DEFINITELY.

WITH SAM?

GIRL, PLEASE. I WANT THEM WITH DANNY.

DREW...ENOUGH.

NOW, HOW IS IT GOING WITH SAM?

DON'T EVEN.

‐OKAY. I WAS JUST ASKING. ‐DON'T ASK.

ALL RIGHT.

SO, UH...

WHEN DO YOU FIND OUT FOR REAL IF YOU PREGNANT?

‐I'M GONNA GO TO THE DOCTOR'S. ‐OKAY.

WELL, I THINK ‐‐ I THINK YOU NEED A PREGNANCY TEST.

‐OKAY. ‐YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

THAT'S IT. ‐UH, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, NOW.

WHERE YOU GOING? WHERE YOU GOING?

UH...IMMA GO GRAB THAT FOR YOU.

NO.

LET'S WAIT FOR MISS HATTIE TO COME BACK.

THAT OLD CROW AIN'T COMIN' BACK.

YES, SHE IS.

SHE RAN OUT OF HERE LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL.

SHE IS A BAT OUT OF HELL.

SHE WILL COME BACK. NOW SIT YOUR ASS DOWN.

NO, SHE WON'T.

I'M TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW, THIS WAS A SETUP.

DAMN BABY BAG.

AND WHERE IS LINDA?

DANNY SAID SHE HAD A DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT.

A DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT ON A SUNDAY? UNH‐UNH!

EVERYBODY IS EVERYWHERE BUT CHURCH.

THIS FAMILY NEED GOD!

YOU'RE RIGHT.

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.

THE DOCTORS ARE NOT WORKING RIGHT NOW.

THE DOCTORS... ARE ON THE GOLF COURSE.

YEAH.

AND THAT'S WHERE WE NEED TO BE,

TRYING TO FIND OURSELVES A CADDY DADDY.

I GOT MY DADDY, OKAY?

TELL ME THIS ‐‐ WHERE'S PHILIP?

OH, WELL, HE H‐‐

WHAT? HE HAD WHAT? WHAT?

DANNY SAID HE HAD TO WORK.

WHAT ELECTRICIAN DO YOU KNOW WORKS ON A SUNDAY?

THINK ABOUT IT.

WELL, THAT'S WHAT THEY SAID. I DON'T KNOW.

PHILIP NEED TO COME HERE

AND TURN THE LIGHTS ON IN YOUR DAMN HEAD.

DON'T YOU SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE?

THEY NEVER WANTED THAT CHILD.

WHATEVER.

SHE IS SO BEAUTIFUL. SHUT UP.

SHE A'IGHT.

SHE IS BEAUTIFUL, AND I HOPE OUR BABY LOOKS JUST LIKE THAT.

HA! FAT CHANCE.

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

IF I GET THE PREGNANCY TEST FOR YOU, THEN WE COULD FIND OUT.

WAIT, WAIT. NO, I'M GONNA WAIT TILL I TELL DANNY. YEAH.

WELL, DON'T YOU THINK YOU NEED TO KNOW FOR SURE

BEFORE YOU TELL HIM?

RIGHT.

I TOLD YOU, GOT TO GET THEM LIGHTS TURNED ON IN YOUR HEAD.

THERE'S TOO MUCH SPACE IN THERE FOR LIGHTS NOT TO BE TURNED ON.

WE CAN HAVE MANY LIGHTS.

MANY LIGHTS.

‐WELL, LET'S ‐‐ ‐CHRISTMAS.

TIMES SQUARE.

WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? LET'S GO TOGETHER.

UNH‐UNH. I'M GETTING THE HELL OUT OF HERE.

‐DREW. ‐NO.

DREW, COME ON.

I'M GONE, I'M GONE.

DREW, DON'T YOU LEAVE ME HERE WITH THIS BABY.

HEY, YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN, SPORT.

[ CELINA CRYING ] AW, COME ON.

NO, NOT NOW. DREW.

OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH, KEEP TRYING, HON, YOU GOT IT.

NO, NO, NO. NO. WHAT DO WE DO? WHAT DO WE DO?

OH, WE AIN'T DOIN' NOTHING. THAT'S YOUR SISTER‐IN‐LAW.

♪♪ SAVE HER ♪♪

♪♪ SAVE HER ♪♪

DREW.

I'M GOING TO THE STORE, GET ME A POWERBALL.

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING RIGHT NOW, HON.

EVERYTHING YOU NEED IS IN THAT BAG.

WATCH ME!

[ CRYING CONTINUES ]

[ SIGHS ] DAMN.

OH. IT'S OKAY. HOW HARD COULD THIS BE?

IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT, LITTLE CELINA.

[ CRYING CONTINUES ]

ALL RIGHT, NOW. YOU GOT ‐‐ YOU GOT TO STOP THIS.

THIS IS TOO MUCH.

DOGGONE IT.

CELINA.

[ CRYING CONTINUES ]

YOU GOT TO CALM DOWN.

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

LEAVING ME WITH THIS BABY.

CAN YOU PLEASE STOP CRYING?

[ DOOR OPENS ]

HEY, I CAME AS SOON AS I COULD. WHAT'S WRONG?

THANK GOD. SHE WON'T STOP CRYING.

IS THAT WHY WE LEFT THE GOLF COURSE?

‐SAM. ‐I WAS GETTING MY SWING IN.

‐HERE, LET ME HAVE HER. ‐YES, PLEASE.

HEY. [ CRYING STOPS ]

WHERE'S MY GRANDMA?

SHE RAN OUT OF HERE AND LEFT ME WITH THAT BABY TWO HOURS AGO.

I THOUGHT DREW WAS WITH YOU.

YEAH, SHE WAS, AND SHE RAN OUT OF HERE

TO GO "MAN SHOPPING" AN HOUR AGO.

[ GASPS ]

THAT'S SO WRONG, LEAVING YOU HERE ALONE.

RIGHT?

I KNOW YOU NOT READY FOR THIS.

DANNY.

WHAT, BABY? YOU'RE NOT.

WELL, MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT. [ SIGHS ]

YOU SEE? JUST HAVE TO HAVE A CALM SPIRIT.

‐AWW. ‐WELL, SHE IS YOUR SISTER.

[ CELINA CRIES ] UH, BABY, DID YOU CHANGE HER?

YEAH, I CHANGED HER.

WHAT? SHE'S WET.

AGAIN?

DID YOU FEED HER?

OF COURSE I FED HER.

‐HOW LONG AGO? ‐LIKE AN HOUR AGO.

WELL, DID YOU BURP HER?

NO.

SEE? BABY, YOU HAVE TO BURP THEM.

HEY, COME ON, LITTLE SISTER. BURP FOR YOUR BIG BROTHER BABY DANNY.

[ CELINA BELCHES ] [ GASPS ]

‐WHOA! ‐WHOA!

Danny: THAT WAS A GOOD ONE. WOW.

SEE? JUST A LITTLE GAS BUBBLE.

BUT, BABY, YOU GOT TO BURP THEM.

HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THAT?

HE WANTED TO BE A NANNY ‐‐ DANNY THE NANNY.

DID YOU, DANNY?

YEAH, I WOULD'VE BEEN A GREAT MANNY NAMED DANNY.

MAN NANNY ‐‐ "MANNY." NOPE.

NO, I JUST ‐‐ I JUST KNOW IT.

ARE YOU READY TO BE A FATHER?

NOT ANYTIME SOON.

OKAY.

WAIT.

WHAT?

ARE YOU PREGNANT?

TROY, ARE YOU PREGNANT?

NO.

‐BABY? ‐WHAT?

ARE YOU?

MAYBE JUST A LITTLE.

JUST A LITTLE? EITHER YOU ARE OR YOU'RE NOT.

I MIGHT BE.

OH. [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]

HEY, SAM, HOLD THE BABY.

‐WHAT? WHOA. ‐THERE YOU GO. GET HER HEAD.

GET HER HEAD. ALL RIGHT. ‐WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH HER?

JUST HOLD HER.

'CAUSE IMMA PASS OUT.

OOH! OH!

OH!

[ CELINA CRIES ]

[ FARTS ] OOP. OOH.

[ SNIFFS ] OOH.

UGH, TWO THINGS JUST HAPPENED.

[ CHUCKLES ]

[ SNIFFS ] MM.