Original subtitles

YOUR SISTER IS SO CUTE.

‐YEAH, ISN'T SHE, THOUGH? ‐MM‐HMM.

SHE'S JUST LIKE HER BIG BROTHER BABY DANNY.

‐DANNY. ‐WHAT?

THERE'S SOMEBODY IN THE HOUSE.

OH, WELL, HANDLE IT, GIRL. GO ON, NOW.

‐DANNY. ‐SO STRONG.

GET YOUR ASS FROM BEHIND ME.

OKAY. YEAH, YEAH, UH...

WHOEVER THAT IS BEHIND THAT SOFA, I GOT A GUN!

AND A KNIFE!

AND A DOG.

AND A CAT.

A CAT, BABY?

REALLY?

CATS CAN SCRATCH.

WOULD YOU LET ME HANDLE THIS?

WELL, HANDLE IT, THEN. HELL...

YOU BETTER COME OUT FROM BEHIND THAT SOFA.

[ HISSES ]

YEAH. I'M CALLING THE POLICE.

Woman: [ Raspy voice ] I WANT TO PLAY A GAME.

WHO THE HELL IS THAT?

ARE YOU ALONE?

YEAH.

N‐NO.

WE ARE NOT ALONE.

YES, WE ARE. IT'S JUST ME AND YOU TALKING IN OUR APARTMENT.

‐DANNY. ‐WHAT?

I AM WITH MY BIG, LARGE HUSBAND.

WHO YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?

OH, BABE.

THANKS FOR SAYING I'M LARGE. MEANS A LOT.

BEEN TAKING SUPPLEMENTS FOR THAT.

THANKS FOR NOTICING.

SUPPOSED TO HELP IT.

SAID 2 INCHES OR MORE.

I'M IN THE "OR MORE" SECTION.

DANNY, YOUR ASS IS ABOUT TO BE 6 INCHES...UNDER.

BABE, IT'S 6 FEET.

I'M ONLY GONNA NEED 6 INCHES.

'CAUSE I'M GONNA CUT YOUR ASS UP IN LITTLE BITTY PIECES.

Woman: EXCUSE ME. THAT'S MY JOB.

WHO THE HELL IS THAT?

YOU BETTER COME OUT NOW

BEFORE I BUST YOU IN THE BACK OF YOUR DAMN HEAD.

YEAH, YOU SHOULD.

LIKE ‐‐ LIKE, GRANDMA, BABE. JUST GHETTO.

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. THAT'S RIGHT.

YEAH, THAT OUGHT TO SCARE THEM. ‐MM‐HMM, IT SHOULD.

BRING THAT ASS OUT NOW.

‐YEAH. ‐WE READY.

READY.

I WANT TO ‐‐ [ Normal voice ] IT'S ME.

GIRL.

‐DREW, WHAT ‐‐ ‐I'M SORRY.

IT'S ME.

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I TOLD YOU YOU SHOULD'VE GOT YOUR DAMN KEY BACK.

YEAH.

WHAT'S GOING ON? ‐ARE YOU OKAY?

SO, DANNY, BIG AND LARGE, EH?

ARE ‐‐ ARE WE TALKING WIDTH OR LENGTH?

E‐EXACTLY WHERE DID THOSE INCHES GO?

THAT'S BETWEEN ME AND MY WIFE.

WE TALKING ABOUT WHY THE HELL ARE YOU HERE.

YOU GUYS, IT'S SAM. HELP ME, PLEASE.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

HE'S ABUSING ME.

‐‐Captions by VITAC‐‐ www.vitac.com

CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY DISCOVERY COMMUNICATIONS

♪♪♪♪

WHAT? SAY THAT AGAIN?

‐HE'S ABUSING ME. ‐SAM IS?

YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GONNA GO KILL HIS ASS.

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. WHOA, WHOA.

BRING IT BACK, BRING IT BACK, ALL RIGHT.

OKAY.

NOT BEFORE I GET TO HIM FIRST.

UNH‐UNH. Y'ALL CAN'T GO OVER THERE.

OH, NO, I'M CALLING THE POLICE.

CALL THEM. THAT'S RIGHT.

CALL DETECTIVE BENNETT.

CALL STABLER.

SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT.

CRIMINAL INTENT.

I WANT THE WHOLE FORCE ON THIS.

DA‐DUM.

[ SCREECHES ]

DREW, LET ME TALK TO HIM.

NO, DANNY, PLEASE.

‐YOU HAVE TO LET ME TALK TO HIM. ‐NO.

I'M NOT GONNA LET HIM PUT HIS HANDS ON YOU.

YES, I WANTED TO REPORT SOMEONE BEING DOMESTICALLY ABUSED.

I CAN'T BELIEVE HE HIT YOU.

WHO HIT TROY?

SOMEBODY HIT YOU, TROY?

DAMN. IT'S ALREADY SWOLLEN.

I GOT TO GO GET THE ICE.

‐DREW. ‐GOT TO GET THE ICE.

‐DREW, BRING IT BACK. ‐OH, YOU ‐‐

YOU WAS ‐‐ YOU WAS TALKING TO ME?

YES.

SAM AIN'T HIT ME.

I'D...HIM UP IF HE HIT ME.

HIT HIM WITH THE 1, 2 ‐‐ BOW.

THAT'S WHY YOU KEEP THE SLIT. YOU GOT TO BE READY.

AH.

WHAT DID HE DO?

IT WAS HORRIBLE.

WHAT IS IT?

HE BOUGHT CANDLES AND FLOWERS.

AND WHAT HAPPENED?

AND HE COOKED FOR ME.

OKAY.

AND THAT'S IT.

BUT IT WAS DEVASTATING.

BABY, HANG UP THE DAMN PHONE.

NO, I'M REPORTING HIS ASS.

‐BABY. ‐WHAT?

HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.

OH, SO, YOU'RE JUST GONNA TAKE UP FOR HIM 'CAUSE HE'S A MAN?

WHAT, YOU GONNA DO THAT TO ME, IKE?

WHO IS IKE?

ALLS MY LIFE I HAD TO FIGHT.

ANNA MAY, MISS...

MISS CELIE?

BABY, BABY, GIVE ME THE PHONE.

YES, HIS NAME IS SAM PARKER.

HI. HI. HEY. EXCUSE ME, MISS LADY, MA'AM. HEY.

GIRL, YOU SO STRONG.

SHE'S A DUDE.

NO, SHE'S NOT.

[ SIGHS ]

HI. YES, THERE'S BEEN A MISUNDERSTANDING.

‐DANNY! DANNY! ‐THANK YOU. OKAY, BYE.

‐DANNY! ‐WHAT, BABY?

YOU KNOW THEY GONNA CALL RIGHT BACK.

OF COURSE THEY GONNA CALL BACK. THEY THE POLICE.

[ CELLPHONE VIBRATING, BEEPS ]

‐HELLO! ‐NO, STRONG HANDS.

HI. YES, THERE'S BEEN A MISUNDERSTANDING. NO ONE HAS GOTTEN HIT.

‐SHE DIDN'T? ‐THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN ‐‐

THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOUR STRONG, GHETTO ASS.

SO, HOW DID SAM ABUSE HER?

HE COOKED HER DINNER AND BOUGHT HER ROSES.

AND THAT'S NOT THE WORST PART.

WHAT?

HE WAS IN BLACKFACE.

OH, SHE ON THAT SHIZNIT.

THAT'S WHAT IT IS.

NO, THEY BOTH ON THAT SHIZNIT.

WHAT? EXCUSE ME, MA'AM?

NO, NO, WE ARE NOT ON THAT SHIZNIT.

NO, OUR NEIGHBORS.

OUR NEIGHBORS ARE ON THAT SHIZNIT.

SHIZNIT?

IT'S LIKE...BUT SLANG.

YOU ‐‐ YOU TRY IT. SOUND IT OUT.

WELL, DON'T GET AN ATTITUDE IF YOU AIN'T GETTING IT RIGHT.

YOU CAN'T ‐‐ YO MAMA. BYE.

[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]

WHAT DID SHE SAY?

SAID, "DON'T CALL THE POLICE NO MORE,"

OR SHE'S GONNA SEND THEM OVER WITH GUNS AND SHIZNIT.

DREW, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?

PLEASE, TELL US.

I WILL TELL YOU EVERYTHING.

WELL, I WAS OUT, AND WHEN I CAME HOME,

SAM WAS STANDING THERE WITH THE LIGHTS OFF.

OKAY. GO ON.

HE HAD ALL THESE CANDLES LIT.

SO YOU KNOW I BLEW THEM OUT, LIKE...

[ SPITTING RAPIDLY ]

OH. YEAH, YOU GOT THEM.

SO, I MEAN, ONCE I BLEW OUT THE CANDLES,

THEN WE WERE STANDING THERE IN THE DARK.

UH‐HUH.

AND Y'ALL KNOW I DON'T LIKE THE DARK.

I KNOW.

BECAUSE THE ONLY THING THAT I LIKE DARK IS MY ‐‐

IS YOUR MAN. HA.

YES, CUZO. YEAH!

OKAY. GO ON.

SO, ANYWAY, THAT'S WHEN IT HAPPENED.

WHAT?

WELL, I TURNED ON THE LIGHTS,

AND WHAT DID I SPY WITH MY BIG, BEAUTIFUL, BROWN EYES?

THEY BIG AND BEAUTIFUL Y'ALL.

WHY THE HELL SHE SO DAMN DRAMATIC?

YOU KNOW HOW SHE IS.

SHE THINK SHE CUTE.

OKAY, DREW, SO WHAT HAPPENED?

[ SIGHS ] WELL, SAM WAS STANDING THERE WITH AN AFRO WIG ON.

‐WHAT? ‐YES.

‐DREW. ‐AND THAT'S NOT THE WORST PART.

WHAT?

HE HAD DARK STUFF ALL OVER HIS FACE.

HIM WAS REAL DARK.

IT WASN'T NATURAL.

‐ARE YOU SERIOUS? ‐YES.

HE WAS STANDING THERE IN BLACKFACE?

PRETTY MUCH.

OH, NO.

YOU BETTER CALL THE POLICE BACK.

‐FOR WHAT? ‐FOR THIS.

BABY, WE CAN'T CALL THE POLICE

JUST BECAUSE SAM WAS IN BLACKFACE.

WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU NEED TO CALL THEM BACK ANYWAY.

‐FOR WHAT? ‐FOR ME.

'CAUSE I'M ABOUT TO GO OVER THERE AND GET IN THAT ASS.

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. NO, NO, NO, NO. NO.

NO, STRONG GIRL.

JUST LET ME GO TALK TO HIM.

OKAY. ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU.

‐BLACKFACE? REALLY? ‐YES.

LOOK, I'M ‐‐ I'M SURE HE DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING BY IT.

THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY WHEN THEY DO IT.

DANNY, PLEASE GO OVER THERE AND TALK TO HIM RIGHT NOW.

OKAY, OKAY.

GIRL, I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA START SINGING "MAMMY."

DANNY WILL TALK TO HIM.

♪♪ MAMMY ♪♪

HEY, SAM?

Sam: YEAH?

WHERE ARE YOU, BUDDY?

TRYING TO WASH MY STUPID FACE.

OH, YEAH?

YEAH...

WELL, CAN YOU COME ON OUT HERE?

UH, JUST A SECOND.

[ SIGHS ] OKAY.

‐HEY. ‐WHAT THE WHAT?

UH, WHAT?

SAM.

YEAH?

WHY ARE YOU IN BLACKFACE?

WON'T COME OFF.

WHAT?

YEAH, I TRIED TO WASH IT OFF.

YEAH, BUT WHY ARE YOU IN IT?

JUST WANTED TO TRY SOMETHING DIFFERENT WITH DREW.

WHAT?

SHE SAYS SHE ONLY LIKES BLACK MEN.

SO...I WANTED TO SHOW HER THERE'S NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN US

EXCEPT SKIN COLOR, SO I DID THIS.

AND I, UH...

I PUT THIS ON.

OH, NO. UNH‐UNH.

‐WHAT? ‐NO, YOU DON'T.

NO, YOU DON'T. PUT THAT DOWN.

‐YOU DON'T ‐‐ ‐PUT THAT DOWN.

OH.

‐I DON'T LIKE THAT. ‐YOU DON'T LIKE THAT?

‐MNH. ‐WELL, WHY NOT?

SAM, I KNOW YOU DON'T KNOW THIS,

BUT BLACKFACE WAS REALLY, REALLY OFFENSIVE TO BLACK PEOPLE.

DREW MENTIONED SOMETHING.

YEARS AGO, WHITE ACTORS WOULD TAKE BLACK MAKEUP

AND PUT IT ALL OVER THEIR FACE

AND GO OUT ONSTAGE AND MAKE FUN OF US.

[ SIGHS ] REALLY?

YEAH.

I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.

LOOK, IT WAS OFFENSIVE THEN, AND IT'S EVEN MORE OFFENSIVE NOW.

YEAH, I ‐‐ I ‐‐ I CAN...

UGH. I CAN SEE THAT.

YEAH, MAN, I‐I‐I DIDN'T MEAN TO OFFEND HER.

I KNOW.

THERE'S NO WAY. YOU KNOW I'M NOT RACIST.

‐I KNOW THAT, SAM. ‐DREW KNOWS THAT, TOO.

YEAH, WE KNOW.

‐I GOT TO GO APOLOGIZE. ‐NO, NO, NO, NO!

UNH‐UNH.

YOU CAN'T...

YOU CAN'T GO NOWHERE LOOKING LIKE THAT.

IT WON'T COME OFF.

WELL, THERE'S GONNA BE A LOT OF OTHER STUFF TO COME OFF

IF YOU GO OUTSIDE.

IT WON'T COME OF MY ASS, EITHER.

YOU PUT IT ON YOUR ASS?

SIDE, SIDE, AND DOWN THE MIDDLE.

JUST GO BIG OR GO HOME, RIGHT?

I'M THOROUGH ‐‐ EVERY BOROUGH.

OBVIOUSLY.

SO, THAT'S HER MAKEUP?

WELL, IT'S NOT MINE.

‐OBVIOUSLY. ‐YES.

LOOK, STAY HERE.

I'M GONNA GO OVER AND SEE IF SHE HAS SOME MAKEUP REMOVER.

‐OKAY. ‐OKAY.

HEY, I‐I‐I'M SORRY, OKAY? I REALLY DIDN'T KNOW.

I KNOW, SAM. I KNOW.

AND LOCK THE DOOR.

OKAY. I WILL.

‐HATTIE MAE. ‐WHAT THE HELL?

‐COME ON, MAN. ‐WHAT THE HELL?

[ CHUCKLING ]

HEY. HEY, BABY DANNY.

‐HEY. ‐HEY, FLOYD.

‐WHAT THE HELL? ‐WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. ‐ARE YOU SERIOUS?

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. UNCLE FLOYD. UNCLE FLOYD.

‐FOR REAL, MAN. WHAT IS THAT? ‐UNCLE FLOYD, JUST WAIT.

YOU'RE WAY TOO STRONG. ‐WHAT THE HELL?

UNCLE FLOYD, UNCLE FLOYD...

ARE YOU SERIOUS?

I'M ABOUT TO WHUP YOUR ASS, MAN. ‐NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

NO, NO, NO. NO, YOU'RE NOT. NO, YOU'RE NOT.

YOU KNOW WHAT? AND I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A DOUBLE ASS WHUPPIN'.

‐NO, GRANDMA, NO. ‐HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.

NO. NO. IT'S OKAY. LOOK. WAIT.

‐WHAT THE HELL DO YOU HAVE ON? ‐I CAN EXPLAIN.

EXPLAIN AT HIS FOOT WHILE HE'S KICKING YOUR ASS!

WE FROM ALABAMA. YOU DON'T DO THAT.

TROY, ALABAMA. CAMDEN, ALABAMA.

‐OKAY, WAIT, LISTEN. ‐ABOUT TO WHUP YOUR ASS.

‐WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. ‐YOU KNOW WHAT?

IMMA FIND SOMETHING TO FILLET THAT ASS TODAY.

NO. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. WAIT.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT, FLOYD.

I HELP YOU FILLET HIS ASS RIGHT HERE.

‐YOU JUST PULLED IT RIGHT OUT. ‐NO.

WAIT. LISTEN, HE ONLY DID THIS JUST TO SHOW DREW

THAT THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IN US IS SKIN COLOR.

OH, IT'S ONE OF THOSE. OKAY. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.

‐NO. NO, NOT THE ‐‐ ‐YEAH, YEAH. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

THAT RIGHT THERE GONNA CAUSE YOU TO GET YOUR ASS SHOT.

HEY, YOU WANT TO SHOW HER THIS?

ALL RIGHT. HOW ABOUT WE SHOW HER

THAT YOUR BLOOD IS JUST AS RED AS THE REST OF OURS?

‐NO, NO, NO. ‐HEY, I'M SORRY.

YOU READY?

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. WAIT, WAIT.

WHAT ARE Y'ALL EVEN DOING HERE?

WE WERE GOING TO THE MOVIES.

Both: BUT NOW WE ABOUT TO GO TO JAIL.

ALL MY LIFE I HAD TO FIGHT.

OOH. ‐NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

‐MM. ‐LOOK, I'M GOING ‐‐

I'M GOING OVER THERE TO GET SOME MAKEUP REMOVER, ALL RIGHT?

LET ME HANDLE THIS. JUST GO ON TO THE MOVIES.

GO ON. ‐YEAH.

'CAUSE YOU GONNA GET YOUR ASS WHUPPED.

COME ON, HATTIE.

COME ON, SIR. ‐YOU KNOW WHAT?

I OUGHT TO STAB YOUR ASS JUST ON G. P.

FOR BEING SO DAMN STUPID.

WHAT'S ‐‐ WHAT'S G. ‐‐ WHAT'S G. P.?

GETTING PUNKED.

COME OUTSIDE. ‐NO.

‐COME ON, SAM. ‐NOPE.

MEET ME OUTSIDE. ‐COME ON, SAM.

NO, NO. ‐NO.

HE'S BRIGHT ENOUGH TO PUT THAT ON. COME ON OUTSIDE.

‐NO. ‐DROP YOU OFF AT GREENBRIER.

JUST TRYING TO GET A BEAN PIE?

‐OH, YOU ‐‐ ‐NO, NO, NO, NO.

HE DIDN'T MEAN THAT, EITHER. HE DIDN'T MEAN THAT, EITHER.

HE MEANT APPLE PIE. APPLE PIE.

IMMA HELP YOU TAKE THAT MAKEUP OFF, SAM.

IMMA HELP YOU SWEAT IT OFF.

WHAT?

COME ON OUTSIDE, SAM.

REALLY INAPPROPRIATE TO BE NASTY RIGHT NOW.

REALLY, IT IS.

COME ON, SAM.

‐COME ON, SAM. ‐NO.

‐COME ON, SAM. ‐COME ON, SAM.

‐NO. NO. ‐COME ON, SAMBO.

Danny: STAY HERE. DON'T GO ANYWHERE.

‐LOCK THIS DOOR. ‐I WILL, I WILL, I WILL.

[ LOCK CLICKS ]

YOU GONNA HAVE TO CHOOSE YOU SOME BETTER FRIENDS OR SOMETHING.

UNCLE FLOYD, YOU KNOW SAM. HE'S GOT A GOOD HEART.

I KNOW HIM. HE DIDN'T ‐‐ HE DIDN'T KNOW.

YEAH, HE'S ABOUT TO SEE HIS HEART,

'CAUSE SHE'S GONNA CARVE IT OUT. ‐MM‐HMM.

I DIDN'T MEAN FOR Y'ALL TO GET UPSET, BUT I'LL HANDLE IT.

JUST GO TO THE MOVIES.

WHY THE HELL WOULD HE DO THAT?

HE JUST DIDN'T KNOW, UNCLE FLOYD.

HOW THE HELL COULD HE NOT KNOW?

HE'S A GROWN‐ASS MAN.

SOMETIMES PEOPLE DON'T COME FROM

THE SAME BACKGROUND THAT WE COME FROM.

SO JUST, PLEASE, GIVE HIM A PASS.

I MEAN, HE JUST REALLY DIDN'T KNOW.

REALLY? SO I'M SUPPOSED TO USE THAT AS AN EXCUSE FOR HIM?

IT'S NOT AN EXCUSE. HE JUST ‐‐

DOES HIS ASS READ? DOES HE READ?

IT'S NOT AN EXCUSE. HE JUST ‐‐ HE REALLY DIDN'T KNOW.

AND SOMETIMES WE NEED TO BE A LITTLE BIT MORE PATIENT

WITH PEOPLE WHO ARE JUST IGNORANT TO IT.

WE NEED TO EDUCATE HIM.

WELL...

THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO DO.

MM‐HMM.

WELL, WE JUST SCHOOLED HIS ASS, THEN.

MM‐HMM.

YEAH, YOU DID. HE GETS IT.

HE WILL NEVER DO THIS AGAIN.

OKAY, AND THE PATIENCE IS GONNA LAST

AS LONG AS THAT IS ON HIS FACE.

OKAY. GOT IT.

YEAH.

GO ON TO THE MOVIES. [ CHUCKLES ]

GET SOME POPCORN.

YEAH, WE GOING TO SEE "ROOTS."

[ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ] HAVE A GOOD TIME.

YEAH.

I THINK "MISSISSIPPI BURNING" IS A DOUBLE FEATURE.

THE HELL...

‐DID YOU TALK TO HIM? ‐YEAH.

AND WHAT DID HE SAY?

HE ONLY PUT IT ON TO SHOW YOU

THAT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HIM AND A BLACK MAN IS SKIN COLOR.

WELL, THAT'S STUPID.

RIGHT. DID HE TAKE IT OFF?

HE TRIED, BUT IT WON'T COME OFF.

WHAT?

YEAH.

WHAT DID HE USE?

YOUR MAKEUP.

MY MAKE‐‐

OH, HELL NO. GO GET HIS ASS.

‐HEY, SAM? ‐YEAH?

COAST IS CLEAR. YOU CAN COME ON OUT, BUDDY.

[ DOOR OPENS ]

‐HURRY, HURRY. ‐ALL RIGHT.

SHE HAD A...

I DON'T WANT TO GO TO GREENBRIER.

‐SAM. ‐YEAH?

WHAT MAKEUP DID YOU USE?

WELL, THE SPRAY CAN IN THE BATHROOM.

THAT'S NOT MAKEUP. THAT'S SPRAY DYE.

WHAT?

MM‐HMM. AND IT LASTS A YEAR.

WHAT?! WHA?

NO, BUT IT DOES LAST A WEEK.

WHAT?

AW. LOOK, I'LL CALL MY MOM.

MAYBE SHE CAN HELP.

MNH‐MNH. AIN'T NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.

NO.

WELL...

THAT'S THE BEST I CAN DO.

I LOOK LIKE A ZEBRA.

OR I'M IN "BRAVEHEART."

[ Irish accent ] "WE'VE COME TO FETCH YOU FOR A MEETING."

"NO. WHAT KIND OF MEETING?" "THE SECRET KIND."

"ALL YOUR MEETINGS ARE A BUNCH OF CRAP."

"HOLD!"

WELL, YOU'RE COMPLAINING ABOUT THE ALCOHOL.

'CAUSE IT BURNS.

[ Normal voice ] IT BURNS.

AND IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT'LL DO ANYTHING

TO GET THIS DYE OFF THAT YOU PUT ON YOUR FACE.

AW, DAMN!

WELL, THAT'S ALL SHE WROTE.

DAMN.

YEAH, DOING ALL THIS JUST TO GET HER TO FALL FOR YOU.

HA‐HA. GOOD JOB. KEEP IT UP, SPORT.

YEAH, GO SOAK IN A TUB OR SOMETHING.

UNDER THE WATER.

I CAN'T HOLD MY BREATH THAT LONG.

OH. DON'T HOLD YOUR BREATH.

I HOPE YOU LEARNED YOUR LESSON, SAM.

I DID.

I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THIS TIME IN OUR HISTORY.

WELL, NOW YOU DO.

YES. YES, I DO.

I'M SORRY, ALL.

NOW GO SOAK IN THE TUB OF WATER.

DO YOU ‐‐ YOU WANT TO JOIN ME?

NO. BUT I WANT YOU TO SOAK ALL THE WAY UNDER THE WATER.

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT FEELS LIKE?

"FREEDOM!"