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♪♪♪♪
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SAY THAT AGAIN.
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I THINK
I'M IN LOVE WITH HER.
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WAIT. YOU'RE IN LOVE
WITH DREW?
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YES.
STOP PLAYING!
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I'M NOT!
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WAIT. SAM, YOU JUST TOLD ME
YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE.
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I AM.
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AND THAT
SHE'S VERY SPECIAL.
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SHE IS.
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AND I HAD TO WAIT
TO MEET HER.
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YES.
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AND ‐‐ WAIT.
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THAT'S IT.
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YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT DREW?
YES!
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WELL, SHUT YOUR MOUTH
AND KEEP ON TALKING.
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YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME?
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NO.
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WAIT.
ARE ‐‐ ARE YOU SURE
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THIS ISN'T, LIKE,
A LUST THING?
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I'M PAST THAT.
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SAM.
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AND IT FEELS
REALLY STRANGE TO ME.
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WELL, WHAT
DOES THAT MEAN?
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I'VE NEVER LOVED
ANY WOMAN BEFORE.
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I KNOW.
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BEEN IN LOVE
WITH A FEW GUYS.
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YOU INCLUDED.
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AWW, THANKS, BRO.
LOVE YOU, TOO.
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YEAH, BUDDY.
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Both: MWAH, MWAH, MWAH.
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YOU.
YOU BODY‐BLOCKED?
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I'M JUST TOO FAR, MAN.
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OR NOT FAR ENOUGH.
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WAIT. SAM.
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DREW?
YES.
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TELL ME HOW THIS HAPPENED.
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WELL, I WISH I COULD.
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WELL, START
FROM THE BEGINNING.
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WELL, WE WENT OUT
THAT NIGHT.
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MM‐HMM.
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AND, UH, WE GOT DRUNK.
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Both: MM‐HMM.
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AND WE WERE FLIRTING.
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Both: MM‐HMM.
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NEXT THING YOU KNOW,
500 POSITIONS LATER...
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Both: MM‐HMM.
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...I'M IN LOVE.
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[ BOTH SIGH ]
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DOES SHE KNOW THIS?
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NO.
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IS SHE IN LOVE WITH YOU?
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NO, SHE STILL THINKS
I'M THE SAME OLD SAM.
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OH, SAM.
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I KNOW, AND IT HURTS.
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SAM...
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I KNOW, DANNY, I KNOW!
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ARE YOU HURT?
YES!
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BECAUSE SHE'S NOT
IN LOVE WITH ME.
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♪♪♪♪
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CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY
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♪♪♪♪
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♪♪♪♪
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SO, WHAT DO I DO?
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NOTHING.
WHY NOT?
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IF SHE'S NOT IN LOVE
WITH YOU, DO NOTHING.
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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
YEAH.
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ACTUALLY,
THAT MAKES NO SENSE.
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JUST LET THIS GO, MAN.
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HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?
WHAT IF SHE'S MY SOUL MATE?
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DON'T YOU EVER CUSS
AT ME LIKE THAT AGAIN!
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SHE AIN'T YOUR DAMN
SOUL MATE, ALL RIGHT?
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HEY.
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HEY, DON'T GET ‐‐
DON'T GET OFFENDED, BUDDY.
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YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE MY...
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RIGHT.
YEAH.
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SHE'S MY FEMALE SOUL MATE.
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OKAY, WELL,
YOU BETTER FIX IT.
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WELL...
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SAM, YOU'RE SERIOUS?
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YES, CAN'T YOU TELL?
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YEAH, AND
THAT'S WHAT SCARES ME.
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I JUST CAN'T LET GO.
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WELL, YOU HAVE TO.
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WHY?
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BECAUSE YOU CAN'T
MAKE HER LOVE YOU
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IF SHE DOESN'T.
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THAT'S A COUNTRY SONG.
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THAT'S THE TRUTH,
LITTLE BUDDY.
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[ CLICKS TONGUE ]
HEY!
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YOU SHOT AT ME!
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WITH THE TRUTH.
[ BLOWS SHARPLY ]
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ALL RIGHT,
WELL, I BET I CAN.
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SAM...
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NO, OPERATION "MAKE HER FALL
IN LOVE WITH ME" IS ON!
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THAT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA.
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YOU KNOW HOW MANY WOMEN
I MADE FALL IN LOVE WITH ME?
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YEAH, AND YOU BROKE
ALL THEIR HEARTS, YOU JERK.
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THIS IS DIFFERENT.
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HOW SO?
BECAUSE IT'S DREW.
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YEAH, IT'S DREW,
OUR FRIEND.
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I THINK THIS IS JUST YOUR WAY
OF GETTING HER TO FALL FOR YOU
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JUST SO YOU CAN
SLEEP WITH HER.
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AND THAT'S NOT COOL, MAN.
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UH, UH, NO, IT'S NOT, AND ‐‐
AND ‐‐ AND ‐‐ AND I'M NOT.
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DANIEL, I'VE ALREADY
SLEPT WITH HER A LOT.
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LIKE, A LOT.
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SAM, I'M TELLING YOU,
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I DON'T LIKE THIS, MAN,
SO LET IT GO.
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WELL, I DO LIKE IT,
AND I LOVE HER!
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"LOVE" ‐‐
THE L‐WORD AND YOU.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
I'M HEARING THIS.
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CAN'T BELIEVE
I'M SAYING IT...
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OR DOING HER.
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EW! SAM.
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NO, DANNY.
SHE'S AMAZING!
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DREW?
YEAH, DREW.
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YOU KNOW,
"SAM, SAM, SAM, MORE!"
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"LIKE, PLEASE,
LEAVE ME ALONE."
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SHE PULLS OUT A GUN ‐‐
TWO OF 'EM.
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SHE'S GOT IT TO MY ‐‐
"YOU BETTER NOT, YOU BETTER NOT.
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YOU BETTER WAIT THREE HOURS.
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NOT TOO SOON."
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I'M LIKE, "CAN I NOW?"
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I DON'T GET IT.
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YEAH.
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WELL, UM, IT'S LIKE THIS.
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NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
I‐I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT.
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NO, NO, NO. IT'S THE WAY
THAT SHE HOLDS ME.
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AWW, SAM.
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AND THE WAY
THAT SHE GRABS MY EARS.
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SAM?
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USES 'EM LIKE A GPS!
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"IN 1/4 INCH,
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YOU'VE BOTH ARRIVED
AT YOUR MUTUAL DESTINATION.
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WELCOME TO CLIMAX STATION."
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I REALLY DON'T WANT
TO HEAR THIS.
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SORRY.
WELL, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR
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ABOUT YOU AND...TROY,
BUT I DO.
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THAT'S DIFFERENT.
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NO, IT'S NOT.
YES, IT IS.
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TROY AND I ARE MARRIED,
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AND WE'RE IN LOVE
WITH EACH OTHER, AND...
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NEITHER ONE OF US ARRIVE
AT OUR DESTINATION
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AT THE SAME TIME.
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SHE TAKES FOREVER!
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AND SOME‐‐ SOMETIMES
I GO EARLY.
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OHH.
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BUT WE'RE MARRIED,
SO SHE DOESN'T GET THAT MAD.
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JUST KIND OF COMES
WITH THE TERRITORY.
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[ TAPS DESK ]
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AND YOU KNOW,
DREW WILL GET THERE.
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NO, SHE WON'T.
DON'T YOU SEE HER?
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OHH.
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NO, NO, NO, I'LL GET HER
TO FALL IN LOVE WITH ME.
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I JUST NEED
TO TURN ON MY CHARM.
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DON'T DO IT.
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YOU'RE NOT GIVING ME
A REASON WHY NOT TO DO IT.
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YOU.
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WHAT ABOUT ME?
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YOU'RE JUST GONNA
CHANGE YOUR MIND.
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NO, I'M NOT.
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LOOK, I KNOW YOU, SAM.
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IT'S ALL ABOUT
THE CHASE FOR YOU.
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DANNY, YOU ‐‐ YOU DON'T
BELIEVE THAT, DO YOU?
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I KNOW YOU
BY YOUR WORKS, BRO.
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THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M DOING.
I REALLY DO LOVE HER.
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THEN DON'T PLAY THAT
"GOTTA GO GET HER" GAME.
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I'M A MAN!
THAT'S WHAT MEN DO!
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WE'RE HUNTERS.
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YEAH, AND HUNTERS
ENJOY THE HUNT.
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THEY JUST HUNT FOR SPORT.
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I DO IT TO LIVE! YEAH!
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OKAY, NOW YOU'RE NOT
EVEN LISTENING TO ME.
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NO, I'M NOT.
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OKAY, FINE, DO WHAT
YOU'RE GONNA DO, THEN.
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OH, I WILL.
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SAM, IF SHE GETS HURT,
BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT SURE ‐‐
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I'M SURE THAT
I'M IN LOVE WITH HER.
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I AM SURE.
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OKAY.
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WELL, LISTEN,
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I JUST NEED TO MAKE HER
FALL IN LOVE WITH ME.
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THIS IS NOT GONNA BE GOOD.
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♪♪♪♪
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OOH.
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AHH.
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SO DAMN NICE,
I'LL HIT IT TWICE.
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HERE YOU GO.
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WHAT THE HELL?
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WHAT IS THIS?
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I KNEW YOU LIKED THESE.
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SAM?
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YEAH?
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WHY DID YOU BUY THOSE?
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'CAUSE I KNEW THEY
WERE YOUR FAVORITE.
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YEAH, THEY ARE.
[ CHUCKLES ]
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AND I WANTED YOU
TO HAVE 'EM.
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WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?
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NOTHING.
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NO, YOU'RE UP TO SOMETHING.
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I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW
THAT I WAS THINKING ABOUT YOU.
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OH. WELL, THANK YOU.
[ CHUCKLES ]
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YOU'RE WELCOME.
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NOW, DON'T
THINK OF ME AGAIN.
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I WISH I COULD.
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NOW IT'S GETTING CREEPY.
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I'LL SAY.
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I WANT YOU TO NEVER DO
ANYTHING LIKE THAT AGAIN.
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THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
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LOOK, I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW
THAT WHEN I THINK ABOUT YOU,
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I'MA DO SOMETHING.
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SAM.
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EVERY TIME.
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DO YOU WANT ME TO HURT YOU?
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SO GOOD.
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OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
DANNY?
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THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR HELPING ME
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END THIS LITTLE MINDLESS
FLING WITH SAM.
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THAT IS REALLY INSENSITIVE,
BUT YOU'RE WELCOME.
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IT WON'T WORK.
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WHAT?
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YOU CAN'T RESIST THIS.
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I LIKE BLACK MEN, BITCH.
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BLACK MEN.
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I'M A BITCH
THAT LIKE BLACK MEN.
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WELL, YOU'VE BEEN ENJOYING
THIS VANILLA BEAN
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FOR SEVERAL MONTHS.
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AND FOR THE RECORD,
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VANILLA PODS ARE
LONG, HARD, AND BLACK.
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[ SCOFFS ]
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PLEASE TELL ME
WHAT YOU DON'T GET.
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YOU'VE BEEN A PASSER‐OF‐TIME
MAN‐FRIEND THING.
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THAT'S IT.
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YOU KNOW, I THINK
THAT'S SO RACIST.
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NO, IT'S NOT.
IT'S WHAT I PREFER.
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IT'S A PREFERENCE.
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DANNY, DON'T YOU
THINK THAT'S RACIST?
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WELL, I THINK
IT'S THE NASTIEST.
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UH, OH. MMM.
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SORRY. I GET YA?
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IT'S OKAY. I CAUGHT IT.
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THAT THE TWO OF YOU
WERE SLEEPING TOGETHER.
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ARE.
WERE.
246
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WHATEVER.
247
00:09:56,189 --> 00:09:57,758
LOOK, WE HAVE WORK TO DO.
248
00:09:57,758 --> 00:09:59,425
ENOUGH WITH
THE CHILD'S PLAY.
249
00:09:59,425 --> 00:10:01,535
I ‐‐ I THINK
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
250
00:10:01,535 --> 00:10:03,804
YEAH, OKAY. FINE.
251
00:10:03,804 --> 00:10:05,171
BACK TO WORK.
252
00:10:05,171 --> 00:10:07,608
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
253
00:10:07,608 --> 00:10:08,942
"SEND."
254
00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:10,076
"SEND."
255
00:10:10,076 --> 00:10:12,412
"SEND."
256
00:10:12,412 --> 00:10:14,380
[ E‐MAIL ALERT RINGING ]
257
00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:18,218
SAM!
258
00:10:18,218 --> 00:10:19,853
YES?
259
00:10:19,853 --> 00:10:22,188
STOP SENDING ME E‐MAILS.
260
00:10:22,188 --> 00:10:25,058
I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW
261
00:10:25,058 --> 00:10:27,861
THAT EVERY "SEND" TIME
"SEND" TIME
262
00:10:27,861 --> 00:10:32,398
"SEND" I THINK "SEND"
ABOUT "SEND" YOU "SEND."
263
00:10:33,934 --> 00:10:35,869
OH. OKAY.
264
00:10:35,869 --> 00:10:37,504
[ COMPUTER KEYS CLACKING ]
265
00:10:37,504 --> 00:10:39,205
[ E‐MAIL ALERT RINGING ]
266
00:10:39,205 --> 00:10:41,374
SEE?
NOW YOU THINK ABOUT ME.
267
00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:43,443
[ CHUCKLES ]
268
00:10:43,443 --> 00:10:45,178
GO AHEAD AND
OPEN THAT BAD BOY.
269
00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:47,080
OKAY, I'LL OPEN
THIS BAD BOY.
270
00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:48,481
[ CHUCKLES ]
271
00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:50,517
OH! WHAT THE HELL?!
272
00:10:52,553 --> 00:10:53,954
WHAT?
273
00:10:53,954 --> 00:10:56,389
WHO IS THIS?!
274
00:10:56,389 --> 00:10:59,760
IT'S A BIG BLACK MAN.
275
00:11:01,968 --> 00:11:06,807
A BIG FIRM, STRONG,
BIG, BLACK MAN.
276
00:11:10,143 --> 00:11:13,179
THEY CALL HIM LIL' DONKEY.
277
00:11:13,179 --> 00:11:15,582
AH.
278
00:11:15,582 --> 00:11:17,417
NOTHING ABOUT HIM IS LIL'.
279
00:11:19,419 --> 00:11:20,987
YOU SHOULD SEE HIS DAD.
280
00:11:20,987 --> 00:11:23,757
THERE'S
A SECOND ATTACHMENT?
281
00:11:23,757 --> 00:11:27,594
OHHHH!
282
00:11:27,594 --> 00:11:30,130
MMM. [ SIGHS ]
283
00:11:30,130 --> 00:11:31,865
THIS IS...
284
00:11:31,865 --> 00:11:33,834
MY TYPE.
285
00:11:33,834 --> 00:11:37,638
NOW, LEAVE ME
THE HELL ALONE.
286
00:11:37,638 --> 00:11:40,006
OH.
287
00:11:40,006 --> 00:11:42,175
IF YOU CAN MANAGE
TO GROW ONE OF THOSE,
288
00:11:42,175 --> 00:11:43,777
YOU CAN CALL ME.
289
00:11:43,777 --> 00:11:45,145
[ CHUCKLES ]
290
00:11:47,113 --> 00:11:49,750
TAKES A LOT OF HGH
TO MAKE THIS THING HAPPEN.
291
00:11:52,485 --> 00:11:55,288
SAM, I THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA
TO LEAVE HER ALONE.
292
00:11:55,288 --> 00:11:57,490
NO, I'M
JUST GETTING STARTED.
293
00:12:03,637 --> 00:12:08,374
♪♪♪♪
294
00:12:08,374 --> 00:12:09,710
HONEY,
DINNER WAS GREAT.
295
00:12:09,710 --> 00:12:11,211
I'LL TAKE CARE
OF THE DISHES, ALL RIGHT?
296
00:12:11,211 --> 00:12:12,412
THANK YOU,
BABY.
297
00:12:12,412 --> 00:12:14,581
OOH, THAT BABY GOT
SOME GOOD SUCTION.
298
00:12:14,581 --> 00:12:17,083
YOU CAN TELL.
299
00:12:17,083 --> 00:12:20,086
EVERY TIME IT SUCK,
LINDA'S EYES GET BIGGER.
300
00:12:21,888 --> 00:12:23,423
[ LAUGHS ]
301
00:12:23,423 --> 00:12:27,093
SHE LOOK DEHYDRATED.
302
00:12:27,093 --> 00:12:30,396
BUT I KNOW ONE THING, FLOYD,
SHE SURE COOKED THAT MEAL.
303
00:12:30,396 --> 00:12:31,665
THAT WAS A GOOD MEAL THERE.
304
00:12:31,665 --> 00:12:33,634
DIDN'T SHE, THOUGH?
MM‐HMM.
305
00:12:33,634 --> 00:12:36,236
YES, MA'AM.
YEAH.
306
00:12:36,236 --> 00:12:37,437
THANK YOU.
307
00:12:37,437 --> 00:12:39,773
LINDA, YOUR COOKING
IS GETTING BETTER.
308
00:12:39,773 --> 00:12:41,174
SURE A GOOD DEAL,
AIN'T IT, FLOYD?
309
00:12:41,174 --> 00:12:43,009
YEAH.
YEAH.
310
00:12:43,009 --> 00:12:44,845
THANK YOU.
YEAH.
311
00:12:44,845 --> 00:12:49,516
[ SUCKING ]
312
00:12:49,516 --> 00:12:50,917
WHAT IS IT, GIRL?
313
00:12:50,917 --> 00:12:57,791
[ SUCKING CONTINUES ]
314
00:12:57,791 --> 00:13:00,801
TIMMY FELL IN THE WELL?
315
00:13:00,801 --> 00:13:02,168
[ SUCKING ]
316
00:13:02,168 --> 00:13:03,904
THAT AIN'T NOTHING
BUT TAKE‐OUT.
317
00:13:03,904 --> 00:13:05,238
[ GASPS ]
318
00:13:06,907 --> 00:13:09,510
YOU AIN'T WHO COOKED
THAT DAMN MEAL.
319
00:13:12,546 --> 00:13:13,647
WHAT?
320
00:13:13,647 --> 00:13:14,948
MAMA.
321
00:13:14,948 --> 00:13:18,418
THAT AIN'T NOTHING
BUT GERALDINE'S.
322
00:13:18,418 --> 00:13:20,120
I JUST HAD
A BRAND‐NEW BABY.
323
00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:22,388
I CAN'T BE STANDING OVER
A HOT STOVE ALL DAY.
324
00:13:22,388 --> 00:13:23,757
SO YOU JUST GONNA
TAKE THE CREDIT
325
00:13:23,757 --> 00:13:25,592
FOR GERALDINE COOKING,
HUH?
326
00:13:25,592 --> 00:13:28,028
I HEATED IT UP.
327
00:13:28,028 --> 00:13:31,064
GERALDINE GONNA
WHUP YOUR ASS.
328
00:13:31,064 --> 00:13:32,899
SURE IS.
329
00:13:32,899 --> 00:13:34,535
WELL, WE ENJOYED IT.
330
00:13:34,535 --> 00:13:35,902
DIDN'T WE, BABY?
331
00:13:35,902 --> 00:13:39,305
YEAH. YEAH, IT WAS GOOD.
332
00:13:39,305 --> 00:13:40,807
BABY, WHAT'S THE MATTER?
333
00:13:40,807 --> 00:13:42,743
NOTHING.
334
00:13:42,743 --> 00:13:45,411
IT'S SAM AND DREW.
335
00:13:45,411 --> 00:13:47,881
YEAH, I'M STILL A LITTLE
SALTY ABOUT THAT, TOO.
336
00:13:47,881 --> 00:13:50,183
HMM.
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
337
00:13:50,183 --> 00:13:52,218
I'M NOT SALTY ABOUT IT.
338
00:13:52,218 --> 00:13:54,821
WELL, THEN
WHAT'S WRONG, SON?
339
00:13:54,821 --> 00:13:57,791
SAM SAYS HE LOVES HER.
340
00:13:57,791 --> 00:13:58,992
AAH!
341
00:14:01,802 --> 00:14:02,969
IT COMES AND GOES.
342
00:14:02,969 --> 00:14:05,205
WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT.
DON'T BREAK MY COUCH.
343
00:14:05,205 --> 00:14:07,440
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
344
00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:09,743
SAY IT AIN'T SO.
SAY IT AIN'T SO.
345
00:14:11,244 --> 00:14:12,946
SAM DON'T LOVE NO HOS.
346
00:14:14,414 --> 00:14:17,250
HE MIGHT LOVE THAT HO.
347
00:14:17,250 --> 00:14:19,853
I THINK IT'S NICE
THAT HE LOVES HER.
348
00:14:19,853 --> 00:14:21,555
NO, IT'S NOT, NEITHER.
349
00:14:21,555 --> 00:14:23,624
AIN'T NOTHING NICE
ABOUT THAT THERE.
350
00:14:23,624 --> 00:14:24,858
WHY NOT, MISS HATTIE?
351
00:14:24,858 --> 00:14:26,727
'CAUSE THAT'S MY SIDE PIECE!
352
00:14:29,062 --> 00:14:31,031
SIDE PIECE OF WHAT?
353
00:14:32,533 --> 00:14:34,267
STOP PLAYING, MAMA.
354
00:14:34,267 --> 00:14:37,504
DO I LOOK LIKE
I'M PLAYING TO YOU, LINDA?
355
00:14:37,504 --> 00:14:39,540
LOOK, I THINK IT'S NICE.
356
00:14:39,540 --> 00:14:42,275
NO, IT'S NOT.
357
00:14:42,275 --> 00:14:45,445
DANNY,
DIDN'T YOU FIND TROY?
358
00:14:45,445 --> 00:14:46,813
YES.
359
00:14:46,813 --> 00:14:48,114
OKAY.
360
00:14:48,114 --> 00:14:50,483
WELL, HE COULD
BE IN LOVE, TOO.
361
00:14:50,483 --> 00:14:53,687
I MEAN, MAYBE HOS
FIND HUSBANDS, TOO.
362
00:14:56,356 --> 00:14:58,091
YOUR GRANDMA'S BEEN MARRIED.
363
00:15:00,326 --> 00:15:02,235
MM‐HMM.
364
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:04,470
[ CLEARING THROAT ]
365
00:15:06,172 --> 00:15:07,741
HMM.
366
00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:08,875
YEAH, I'LL GO
AND TAKE IT.
367
00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:10,043
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
368
00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:11,678
I TAKES ONE FOR THE TEAM.
I TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM.
369
00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:13,413
YEAH. RIGHT HERE.
370
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:16,016
HMM.
371
00:15:17,283 --> 00:15:18,685
YOU KNOW, DANNY,
IT COULD HAPPEN,
372
00:15:18,685 --> 00:15:20,020
I MEAN, THEY COULD
FALL IN LOVE.
373
00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:23,389
MMM. WELL,
SHE IS NOT INTO HIM.
374
00:15:23,389 --> 00:15:26,259
SHUT YOUR MOUTH
AND KEEP ON TALKING.
375
00:15:28,494 --> 00:15:29,830
SHE ISN'T?
376
00:15:29,830 --> 00:15:32,733
NO, SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT HIM
LIKE CRAZY AT DINNER.
377
00:15:32,733 --> 00:15:34,134
THESE THINGS CAN HAPPEN.
378
00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:36,703
MNH‐MNH. NO WAY.
I DON'T SEE IT.
379
00:15:36,703 --> 00:15:38,371
I DON'T KNOW.
380
00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:40,306
WELL, WHAT SHE SAY?
381
00:15:40,306 --> 00:15:44,410
SHE WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT
HOW HE WORKS ON HER LAST NERVE
382
00:15:44,410 --> 00:15:46,212
AND HOW SHE WISHES
HE WOULD MOVE OUT.
383
00:15:46,212 --> 00:15:47,781
SHE WAS GOING IN!
384
00:15:47,781 --> 00:15:51,151
[ SNAPPING FINGERS ]
385
00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:53,453
YES. ALL THE WAY.
386
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:58,592
SOUND LIKE SHE IN LOVE
WITH HIM, TO ME.
387
00:16:00,701 --> 00:16:02,168
NO, IT DOESN'T.
388
00:16:02,168 --> 00:16:03,704
YES, IT DOES.
389
00:16:06,239 --> 00:16:07,407
THAT... [ SIGHS ]
390
00:16:07,407 --> 00:16:09,442
YOU KNOW
HOW WE DO AS WOMEN.
391
00:16:09,442 --> 00:16:10,744
WE FEEL ONE WAY,
392
00:16:10,744 --> 00:16:12,245
BUT WE'RE UNCOMFORTABLE
ABOUT HOW OUR HEART FEELS.
393
00:16:12,245 --> 00:16:14,615
WE TRY TO CONVINCE OURSELVES
THAT WE FEEL SOME WAY ELSE,
394
00:16:14,615 --> 00:16:16,149
'CAUSE WE DON'T WANT TO FEEL
LIKE THE WAY WE DO FEEL.
395
00:16:16,149 --> 00:16:18,819
[ SNORING ]
396
00:16:18,819 --> 00:16:22,288
THE WAY WE REALLY FEEL,
SO WE...
397
00:16:22,288 --> 00:16:24,725
TRY TO MAKE OURSELVES BELIEVE
WE FEEL SOME WAY ELSE.
398
00:16:24,725 --> 00:16:25,959
[ SNORING CONTINUES ]
399
00:16:25,959 --> 00:16:27,761
[ SNORING STOPS ]
400
00:16:27,761 --> 00:16:29,730
YEAH, YOU RIGHT ABOUT THAT.
THAT'S TRUE.
401
00:16:29,730 --> 00:16:30,897
WHATEVER SHE SAID.
YES.
402
00:16:30,897 --> 00:16:33,600
WHATEVER SHE SAID.
403
00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:36,002
SO, YOU REALLY THINK
SHE'S IN LOVE?
404
00:16:36,002 --> 00:16:38,404
I KNOW SO.
405
00:16:38,404 --> 00:16:40,941
COULD NOT BE SO.
406
00:16:40,941 --> 00:16:42,843
YOU THINK SHE LIKES HIM?
407
00:16:42,843 --> 00:16:45,579
BABY, WHO KNOWS?
BUT I THINK SHE DOES.
408
00:16:45,579 --> 00:16:47,247
THIS IS NOT GOOD.
409
00:16:47,247 --> 00:16:50,216
JUST LET IT GO.
THEY'LL FIGURE IT OUT.
410
00:16:50,216 --> 00:16:52,152
OR KILL EACH OTHER TRYING TO.
411
00:16:52,152 --> 00:16:59,259
♪♪♪♪
412
00:17:02,468 --> 00:17:05,739
DAMN!
413
00:17:05,739 --> 00:17:08,308
WELL, WHO DIED?!
414
00:17:08,308 --> 00:17:12,713
WHAT THE HELL IS UP
WITH ALL OF THESE CANDLES?
415
00:17:14,114 --> 00:17:15,849
SAM TRYING
TO PUT A SPELL ON ME.
416
00:17:18,619 --> 00:17:21,054
HE TRYING TO CAST
SOME DEMONS ON ME.
417
00:17:23,690 --> 00:17:25,892
SAM?!
418
00:17:27,794 --> 00:17:29,195
AW, HELL, NO.
419
00:17:29,195 --> 00:17:33,199
[ BLOWING SHARPLY ]
420
00:17:33,199 --> 00:17:34,635
THEY SMELL GOOD.
421
00:17:34,635 --> 00:17:36,436
BLESS ME LORD, BLESS ME LORD!
422
00:17:36,436 --> 00:17:38,271
BLESS ME!
423
00:17:38,271 --> 00:17:40,707
Sam: DREW,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
424
00:17:40,707 --> 00:17:42,743
IT'S TOO DAMN DARK IN HERE.
425
00:17:42,743 --> 00:17:44,244
OW!
426
00:17:44,244 --> 00:17:45,946
THAT'S MY SEX SHOES!
427
00:17:45,946 --> 00:17:48,381
[ SCOFFS ]
428
00:17:50,016 --> 00:17:51,785
SAM!
429
00:17:54,054 --> 00:17:56,690
HEY.
430
00:17:56,690 --> 00:18:00,200
AAAAH!
431
00:18:03,203 --> 00:18:05,305
WHAT THE HELL?
432
00:18:06,673 --> 00:18:08,675
WHAT?
433
00:18:10,777 --> 00:18:12,445
WH‐‐?
434
00:18:14,748 --> 00:18:17,283
I'MA ASK YOU THIS
REAL NICE.
435
00:18:19,553 --> 00:18:21,922
WHY THE HELL
436
00:18:21,922 --> 00:18:28,094
IS YOUR MOTHER...FACE
THAT DAMN DARK?!
437
00:18:31,364 --> 00:18:34,801
'CAUSE I'M A GOOD LISTENER.
438
00:18:34,801 --> 00:18:38,672
AND YOU ‐‐ YOU KEEP SAYING
YOU WANTED ME DARKER.
439
00:18:40,106 --> 00:18:42,509
YOU ‐‐ YOU GOT ME DARKER.
440
00:18:42,509 --> 00:18:44,578
[ SIGHS ]
441
00:18:44,578 --> 00:18:46,847
YOU CAN OPEN YOUR
PRESENT AT ANY TIME.
442
00:18:51,451 --> 00:18:55,155
I SAID I LIKE BLACK MEN.
443
00:18:55,155 --> 00:18:58,825
HEY, THE FACE AND THE HANDS
AREN'T THE ONLY THING I COLORED.
444
00:19:02,836 --> 00:19:05,371
ALTHOUGH, IT DIDN'T
MAKE IT LOOK ANY BIGGER.
445
00:19:08,509 --> 00:19:09,910
IN FACT ‐‐
446
00:19:09,910 --> 00:19:11,377
SAM.
447
00:19:11,377 --> 00:19:12,846
WHAT?
448
00:19:12,846 --> 00:19:16,950
WHY ARE YOU IN BLACKFACE?
449
00:19:16,950 --> 00:19:20,386
WHAT'S ‐‐ WHAT'S BLACKFACE?
450
00:19:20,386 --> 00:19:24,457
THE MOST OFFENSIVE FACE
THAT YOU CAN BE IN.
451
00:19:24,457 --> 00:19:25,792
WHAT? I...
452
00:19:25,792 --> 00:19:27,961
I JUST ‐‐ I WAS ‐‐
NO.
453
00:19:27,961 --> 00:19:30,296
NO, YOU NEED TO
TAKE THAT OFF.
454
00:19:30,296 --> 00:19:33,166
DO YOU KNOW HOW
TROUBLING THIS IS?
455
00:19:33,166 --> 00:19:34,935
NO, I WAS JUST TRYING
TO SHOW YOU
456
00:19:34,935 --> 00:19:36,069
THERE'S NO DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN US,
457
00:19:36,069 --> 00:19:39,305
EXCEPT SKIN COLOR.
FOR WHAT?
458
00:19:39,305 --> 00:19:41,041
I THOUGHT WE COULD TRY
SOMETHING DIFFERENT
459
00:19:41,041 --> 00:19:42,142
AND SEE IF YOU LIKED IT.
YOU COULD ‐‐
460
00:19:42,142 --> 00:19:44,144
YOU WOULD
LIKE ME FOR ONCE.
461
00:19:49,550 --> 00:19:51,585
I DON'T LIKE IT.
I DON'T LIKE IT.
462
00:19:51,585 --> 00:19:54,988
YOU'RE IN BLACKFACE, SAM.
463
00:19:54,988 --> 00:19:57,858
YOU SAID
YOU LIKED THE BROTHERS.
464
00:19:57,858 --> 00:20:00,901
WASH THAT...
OFF YOUR FACE.
465
00:20:00,901 --> 00:20:02,335
SOON AS ‐‐
NOW!
466
00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:04,605
O‐OKAY, O‐‐
NOW, SAM!
467
00:20:04,605 --> 00:20:06,006
OKAY, OKAY!
468
00:20:06,006 --> 00:20:07,841
SORRY. AW.
469
00:20:07,841 --> 00:20:09,743
CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!
470
00:20:09,743 --> 00:20:13,079
IN BLACKFACE!
471
00:20:13,079 --> 00:20:14,815
AND WHY ARE THERE
ALL THESE CANDLES
472
00:20:14,815 --> 00:20:16,583
AND FLOWERS AROUND HERE?!
473
00:20:18,184 --> 00:20:19,886
I KNOW WHY.
'CAUSE THIS YOUR FUNERAL.
474
00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:21,888
YOU GONNA DIE TODAY!
475
00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:23,389
[ SNIFFS ]
476
00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:25,091
OH, SMELLS SO NICE.
[ SNIFFS ]
477
00:20:25,091 --> 00:20:27,093
FARMER'S MARKET, EH?
478
00:20:28,929 --> 00:20:30,864
WHY WOULD HE DO...
479
00:20:30,864 --> 00:20:33,133
OH, NO.
480
00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:37,971
HE WANTS ME.
481
00:20:37,971 --> 00:20:41,508
HE WANTS US TO BE TOGETHER.
482
00:20:41,508 --> 00:20:43,544
OH, HELL, NO!
483
00:20:43,544 --> 00:20:45,445
NO, NO, NO!
484
00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:47,948
I GOT TO GO! I GOT TO GO!
485
00:20:47,948 --> 00:20:52,485
AND DON'T WASH UP
IN MY DAMN SHOWER!
486
00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:56,657
♪♪♪♪
487
00:20:58,825 --> 00:21:03,704
♪♪♪♪
488
00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:08,008
♪♪♪♪
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