Original subtitles

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[DOOR SLAMS] [LAUGHING]

HEL‐LO!

HEY, SPORT.

"HEY, SPORT"?

WHAT?

IS THAT ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY TO ME?

HEY, WHAT'S HAP‐PEN‐IN'?

DREW, WHO IS THIS?!

‐HEY, I'M ‐‐ ‐HEY, NONE OF YOUR

DAMN BUSINESS.

‐OKAY. ‐OKAY?

NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. JUST MINE, ALL MINE.

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, IT IS MY BUSINESS.

[scoff] WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU?

WELL, YOU.

[ SIGH ]

SAM, GO IN THE APARTMENT, PLEASE.

NO, I WILL NOT!

I'M NOT DOING THIS WITH YOU.

DREW, WHO IS THAT?

IT'S, UH,

JUST MY ROOMMATE. [laughs]

I'M MORE THAN HER ROOMMATE.

AND I'M RABID.

WHAT?

I TAKE HER TO FUNKY TOWN EVERY NIGHT.

IS HE ON MEDICINE?

YOU HEARD ME!

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

LOOK, YOU NEED TO GO, DAWG!

SAM!

HE NEEDS TO GO!

OKAY, AND HE WILL, WHEN I TELL HIM TO LEAVE.

OH, I'M TELLING YOU NOW!

YOU NEED TO GO!

DO ‐‐ EXCUSE YOU.

DO YOU SEE HOW BIG ‐‐

DO YOU SEE HOW BIG HE IS?

IT'S SO BIG...AROUND.

HEY!

YEAH.

GOOD. HE WILL BREAK YOU.

I MEAN, I DON'T WANT TO, HONESTLY, BUT ‐‐

YOU WILL, IF I TELL YOU TO.

YOU HEARD HER.

NOW, SAM, YOU NEED TO STOP.

HE IS NOT COMING INTO THIS HOUSE!

WE WEREN'T EVEN GONNA GO IN THERE.

WELL, GOOD.

BUT YOU DO KNOW THAT, IF I WANTED HIM TO,

IT WOULD BE OKAY, RIGHT?

NO, IT WOULD BE NOT.

[sigh] YOU KNOW WHAT?

NOT THAT I OWE YOU AN EXPLANATION,

BUT I WAS AT THE RESTAURANT WITH TROY, OKAY?

SHE WANTED TO STAY AND EAT. I LEFT MY WALLET,

SO WE CAME HERE TO GET IT.

BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. WHATEVER.

HE NEEDS TO WAIT OUT HERE.

ARE YOU ‐‐

ARE YOU SERIOUS?

LOOK AT MY FACE!

OH, I'M LOOKIN' AT IT.

DOESN'T IT LOOK SERIOUS?

YA LOOK LIKE YOU ON METH.

WELL, I'M NOT.

BUT I'LL WHIP HIS ASS LIKE A CRACKHEAD!

LIKE POOKIE FROM "NEW JACK"!

OKAY, AND, JUST LIKE POOKIE, I'M ADDICTED.

'CAUSE HE KEEP CALLIN' ME, HE KEEP CALLIN' ME.

NOW, YOU NEED TO STOP. YOU TRIPPIN', YOU REALLY ARE.

‐YES, I AM! ‐YEAH, YOU ARE,

AND I'M NOT DOING THIS WITH YOU.

YES, YOU ARE!

‐NO, I'M NOT! ‐I MEAN IT! I MEAN, IT!

HE IS NOT

COMING IN. HERE.

AND I MEAN IT. MOVE!

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‐‐Captions by VITAC‐‐ www.vitac.com

CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY DISCOVERY COMMUNICATIONS

[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]

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I MEAN IT, MOVE!

AND I MEAN IT! HE'S NOT COMING IN THIS HOUSE!

‐MOVE! ‐AND WHAT WERE Y'ALL DOING

WHEN I ROLLED UP HERE, HUH?

‐WHAT WAS THAT? ‐OKAY.

‐WHAT WAS THAT? ‐YOU KNOW WHAT?

WHAT? YEAH.

HEY! ‐TAKE IT.

WHAT ARE Y'ALL DOING NOW?

I'M KISSING HIM!

WELL, DON'T DO THAT!

I WANT EVERYBODY IN HERE. [kicking door]

DANNY, YOU HEARING? I'M KISSING HIM.

DON'T DO IT!

‐WHAT? ‐YOU HEARD ME.

‐DON'T DO WHAT? ‐YOU HEARD ME.

WHEN YOU LEFT HERE, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GO

TO DINNER WITH TROY, AND YOU COME BACK

WITH JIM BROWN?!

WAIT, JIM BROWN?

IS THAT 'CAUSE I'M BLACK?

NO, IT'S 'CAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE JIM BROWN!

WHO'S JIM BROWN?

FOOTBALL?

FIREBALL FROM "THE RUNNING MAN"?

NEVER HEARD OF HIM?

NO, NO.

‐DIDN'T YOU PLAY? ‐I DID.

‐HOW'D YOU KNOW, THOUGH? ‐'CAUSE YOU GOT HIT A L‐‐

CONCUSSIONS.

‐WHAT? ‐YOU WON'T GET IT.

SAM!

NO, WHAT "SAM"? WHERE'D YOU FIND THIS GUY?!

HE IS AN OLD FRIEND OF MINE,

NOT THAT IT'S ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS.

LOOK, MAN, I'M MIKE.

DID I ASK YOU YOUR NAME, SON?!

‐EXCUSE ME? ‐YOU HEARD ME.

‐HEY! ‐DREW, YOU BETTER GET THIS

JIM CARREY.

‐BACK, BACK, SAM, OKAY? ‐WHAT?

‐GIVE 'IM 50 FEET. ‐ALL RIGHT.

‐JUST A GOOD 50 FEET. ‐THAT'S LIKE 17 YARDS.

WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?

JIM! I MEAN, HIM!

[ SIGH ]

MIKE, CAN YOU PLEASE WAIT FOR ME IN THE CAR?

‐YOU SURE? ‐YES.

SHE MIGHT BE A WHILE, EX‐PLAYAH.

[ SOBS ]

‐NO, I WON'T. ‐[GASPING]

[ ELEVATOR CHIMES ] DREW.

[gruffly] HEY, DREW! YEAH!

‐IN THE HOUSE. ‐YEAH, HEY, YEAH!

‐IN THE HOUSE, NOW! ‐YEAH!

YEAH. HE'S GONE. OH, MY GOD.

ACTIN' ALL CRAZY.

LIKE YOU DON'T GOT NO KINDA HOUSE TRAINING.

I LOVE MIKE.

YOU DON'T LOVE MIKE?

WHAT'S WRONG WIT' YOU?

YOU!

WHAT?

YOU BRINGIN' THAT MAN INTO OUR HOUSE.

BOY, THIS IS MY HOUSE.

LOOK, I LIVE HERE, TOO!

OKAY, LET'S GET SOMETHING STRAIGHT, OKAY?

YOU ARE MY ROOMMATE.

YOU'RE ON A LEASH. I'M ON THE LEASE.

WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT YOU BRINGING HIM HERE!

NO, WE DON'T NEED TO TALK ABOUT ANYTHING

BECAUSE YOU AND I AREN'T. TOGETHER.

I KNOW THAT.

SO WHY ARE YOU ACTING SO CRAZY?

[whining] 'CAUSE YOU'RE MAKING ME THIS WAY!

‐I CAN'T DO THIS. ‐WHAT?

[crying] WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

‐[SIGH] ‐I'M SAYING THAT,

IF YOU DON'T CHECK YOUR EMOTIONS,

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO MOVE.

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!

I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING.

YOU ARE.

WELL, I ‐‐

WHAT?!

I DON'T WANT YOU TO GO WITHOUT ME!

MY FUNDS ARE [singsong] SUFFICIENT.

I GOT A FINE BLACK MAN

WAITIN' DOWN FOR ME IN THE CAR.

OH, I'M LEAVING.

YOU'RE JUST GONNA WALK OUTTA HERE?

DID YOU SEE HOW FINE THAT MAN WAS?

HE'S A'IGHT.

COME ON, SAM, YOU KNOW HE LOOK GOOD.

I'M GETTING OUTTA HERE. I GOT TO GO. [chuckle]

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU.

OH, DON'T BELIEVE ME. JUST WATCH.

DREW!

[faux‐tearfully] PUT SOME RESPECT ON MY NAME.

I WANT YOU TO PUT SOME RESPECT ON MY NAME.

DREW.

I'M COMING TO THAT RESTAURANT!

‐NO, YOU'RE NOT! ‐YEAH, I'M COMING!

YOU ARE NOT COMING TO THE RESTAURANT!

OKAY, OKAY.

AND WHAT, EXACTLY, DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TO ME, ANYWAY?

I'M YOUR FRIEND.

YEAH. YOU ARE.

SO IF YOU WANT IT TO STAY THAT WAY,

THEN YOU NEED TO STAY IN YOUR PLACE.

SO, NONE OF THIS ‐‐

NONE OF THIS MEANS ANYTHING TO YOU?

[ SIGH ]

NONE OF WHAT?

US!

THERE IS NO US!

I KNOW THAT!

SO WHY...? YOU DON'T ACT LIKE YOU KNOW.

WELL, I ACT ‐‐ I ACT LIKE ‐‐

‐LIKE WHAT? ‐WHY, I ‐‐

WHAT?!

IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY, I SUGGEST YOU SAY IT.

NO, NO, I DON'T.

RIGHT, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.

Y'ALL DRIVING ME CRAZY, OKAY?!

EVERY TIME I TURN AROUND, SOMEBODY WANNA MOVE IN WITH ME!

Y'ALL NEED TO GET IT TOGETHER!

[tearfully] STRESSING ME OUT!

I STILL LOOK GOOD?

YOU GOT MAKEUP ON YOUR SHOULDER.

SCREW YOU.

DREW!

[ DOOR SLAMS ]

[sigh] BUT I LOVE YOU.

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"YOU LOOK JUST LIKE YOUR BIG BROTHER, BABY DANNY."

[ SQUEALING ]

THAT'S TRUE, MR. ELEPHANT.

"DANNY IS SO SMART.

EVERYBODY THINKS HE'S SO DUMB."

YOU ARE JUST ON IT TODAY.

‐[SQUEALING] ‐NO, IT'S ME.

IT'S ME, IT'S NOT THE ELEPHANT TALKING.

[ COOING ]

‐HEY. ‐HEY, BABY.

HEY. [chuckle]

SO, HOW DID EVERYTHING GO?

WITH THE ELEPHANT, OR WITH MY SISTER?

WITH YOUR SISTER.

OH! GREAT, SHE JUST SLEPT THE WHOLE TIME.

OH! LOOK AT HER. SHE IS SO CUTE.

YEAH, ISN'T SHE BEAUTIFUL?

AND LOOK HOW SHE'S ALL WRAPPED UP.

YEAH, THAT'S CALLED A SWADDLE.

YOU DID THIS?

MM‐HMM.

RIGHT AFTER I CHECKED HER DIAPER.

‐AND YOU CHANGED HER DIAPER? ‐YEAH, I DID.

WOW, YOU GOT THIS DADDY THING DOWN.

DON'T I?!

[LAUGHS] ‐[SQUEALS]

OH, SORRY, DIDN'T MEAN TO SCARE YA.

WAIT. DON'T GET ANY IDEAS.

OH, BELIEVE ME, I WASN'T GOING TO.

TRUST ME, I WAS GONNA TELL YOU THE SAME THING.

WELL, GOOD, 'CAUSE WE ARE NOT READY FOR THIS.

MNH‐MNH, NO, WE'RE NOT.

BUT... [chuckle]

NO BUTS.

I'M SAYING, BUT WHEN WE ARE READY,

I'M GONNA BE A GOOD DADDY.

OH, OKAY, BECAUSE I WILL NOT BE A GOOD MOMMY.

GOT THAT PART RIGHT. AHEM.

‐DANNY. ‐I MEAN, TROY.

SHOOT, I'M NOT READY FOR ALL THIS.

MESSIN' UP MY FIHGER.

YOUR WHAT, BABE?

MY FIHGER.

I GOTTA KEEP THIS TIGHT AND RIGHT.

IT'S FIG‐URE.

YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I FIHGER.

THAT'S NOT REAL ENGLISH. [mutters]

BUT YOU'LL GET IT, YOU'LL GET IT.

WHATEVER.

WELL, THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW.

YES, I'M GLAD, BABY.

I'M GLAD.

SO, HOW WAS DINNER?

HMM, I DON'T EVEN KNOW.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

DREW WAS WITH SOME GUY,

AND THEY WERE ALL OVER EACH OTHER.

IT WAS A HOT MESS. PSSH! ‐WHAT?

YEAH.

BUT, I DID BRING YOU BACK SOMETHING.

AW, THANK YOU, BABE.

AND I'M GONNA WARM IT UP FOR YOU, OKAY?

AW, SEE? YOU ARE A GOOD WIFE.

[ CHUCKLE ]

THANK YOU. YOU KNOW, I TRY.

YEAH.

EXCEPT FOR WHEN YOU WEAR THAT LILAC.

WHY YOU ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT MY LILAC?

BECAUSE IT'S MEANT TO BE IN A GARDEN!

NOT MY MOUTH!

"YOU SHOULD HATE LILAC, TOO, LITTLE BABY."

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[Hoofbeats on television] I LOVE BARBARA HERSHEY.

UH. [Whip cracks]

ANH. [Hoofbeats]

[TURNS OFF TELEVISION] [CLATTER]

[ CHUCKLE ]

MM.

HOW WAS YOUR DINNER?

FINE.

[ CLICKING ]

THANK YOU FOR NOT BRINGING JIM BACK HERE.

EXCUSE ME?

JUST SO YOU KNOW,

I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS.

AND, YET, YOU'RE STAYING.

SAM!

HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?

WE ARE NOT TOGETHER.

I KNOW THAT.

WELL, YOU SURE DON'T ACT LIKE YOU KNOW.

I DO!

OKAY, SO THEN WHAT ‐‐ WHAT IS IT?

I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.

YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T EVEN WANT TO HEAR IT.

WELL, YOU'RE GONNA HEAR IT.

WHAT YOU SAY TO ME, SUCKA?

IMMA GET YOU?

I KNOW YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A BLACK WOMAN BEFORE.

I WILL CUT YOU.

NOW, WHAT I'M GOING TO DO RIGHT NOW

IS TAKE A SHOWER, HM,

'CAUSE IT GOT REAL FREAKY EARLIER.

[ GASP ]

AND THEN, IMMA GO TO BED.

DREW!

GOOD NIGHT, SAM.

NO, W‐WE ARE NOT DONE WITH THIS!

WHAT YOU SAY TO ME, SUCKA?

PART 2.

DO YA WANT ME TO PUT YOUR ASS OUT?

IF THAT'S WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO.

[ SIGH ]

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

YOU KEEP ASKING ME THAT!

YES, AND YOU KEEP NOT TELLING ME WHAT IT IS.

NOTHING. NOTHING.

RIGHT.

SO, WE HAVE NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT.

‐DREW! ‐I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT.

[whining] I'M NOT DONE TALKIN' TO YOU‐OU‐OU!

WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME, SUCKA?

YOU GONNA LEARN TODAY.

[hoarsely] I HID THE KNIVES.

I SAID, I'M DONE. I'M DONE!

[whining] DREW!

NO.

DREW!

I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS.

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[ ELEVATOR CHIMES ]

‐[LAUGHING] ‐WOW.

‐YEAH‐EAH. ‐WHOO!

I KNOW I LOVE MYSELF SOME TYLER PERRYS.

‐I KNOW THAT. ‐[LAUGHS]

‐YEAH‐EAH. ‐I REALLY ENJOYED

THAT MOVIE, THOUGH. ‐YEAH, ME, TOO, FLOYD.

I ENJOYED THAT PART WHERE THAT LITTLE MAN WAS

ON THAT LITTLE SCOOTER THING AND FELL OFF.

[ LAUGHTER ]

WHOO! I THOUGHT THEY WERE GONNA PUT US OUT.

YEAH, THAT WAS FUNNY, WASN'T IT, FLOYD?

THAT THING WAS FUNNY TO ME.

[LAUGHTER] ‐YEAH‐EAH.

YEAH‐EAH. I HAD MYSELF A GOOD TIME TONIGHT.

ME TOO. ME TOO. ‐YEAH, THAT MOVIE WAS

SO ROMASTIC. ‐REALLY? I THOUGHT IT WAS ‐‐

‐YEAH. ‐I THOUGHT IT WAS A COMEDY.

[chuckle] YOU KNOW HOW TYLER PERRY

SMUSHED EVERYTHING TOGETHER.

[ LAUGHTER ]

GET MORE FOR YOUR MONEY.

[ LAUGHTER ]

‐YEAH‐EAH. ‐THAT WAS NICE, THOUGH.

I ENJOYED MYSELF TONIGHT.

OH, JESUS!

WHAT IS WRONG WITCHU?

WAIT A MINUTE, HATTIE.

EEE. WAIT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

GET THE HELL OFFA ME, STRONG WOMAN.

[ LAUGHS ]

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITCHU,

TRYING TO TOUCH MY STUFF?

I REALLY WASN'T TRYING TO TOUCH IT, FLOYD.

HATTIE, IT BU‐U‐RNS.

SERIOUSLY.

HATTIE! I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL

IS GOING ON WITH THE WATER AROUND HERE,

BUT I AIN'T HAVING NONE OF IT, ALL RIGHT?

YEAH, YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO SIP

ON A LITTLE SOMETHING‐SOMETHING, FLOYD?

[ LAUGHS ]

OOPS! I DROPPED MY PURSE.

IS THAT A CAR IN THERE?

HATTIE, PLEASE.

[ CHUCKLE ]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU

OR WHAT YOU BEEN DRINKING, OR WHATEVER WAS

IN THAT POPCORN! DON'T EAT NO MORE.

OH! WHOA!

[ ELEVATOR CHIMES ] WAIT NOW.

WAIT A SECOND. WAIT.

‐OHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ‐OHHH! MAMA!

OH! AHH!

‐DAMN‐MN! ‐OOH!

AHHHH!

OOH! OHH!

STOP IT, YOU TWO!

‐UGH! ‐NO‐O!

AHH! NO, WHAT?!

THERE AIN'T NO NO NOW. OH!

NOW.

OH, GOD.

I‐I THINK IT JUST MIGHT BE TIME

FOR Y'ALL TO GO HOME.

YES! HATTIE, GO HOME.

‐[LAUGHING] ‐UHH ‐‐ HOME.

FLOYD, GIVE ME MY SHOE, FLOYD.

OOH.

MAMA DID THIS.

DAMN.

ARE THOSE FLESH TONE?

FOR THE DEAD?

OOH.

OOGH!

I THINK IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO HOME, MAMA.

YEAH, BUT I WANT TO SEE THE BABY!

I WONDER HOW DANNY DID...BABY.

[chuckle] I'M SURE HE'S DOING

A LOT BETTER THAN THESE TWO.

[ KNOCKING ]

‐OH, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. ‐OH, HEY, HEY.

‐THERE YOU GO. YOU GOT HER? ‐YES. OKAY, OKAY.

SO, OKAY, SO YOU FINISHED. IT'S OVER.

SO, HOW ‐‐ HOW ‐‐ HOW ‐‐ HOW WAS SHE?

GREAT, SHE JUST SLEPT THE WHOLE TIME.

‐OH, WELL, THAT'S WONDERFUL. ‐YEAH.

GUESS WE SHOULD GET HER HOME, THEN.

YEAH, LET'S GO.

WAIT! I WANT TO HOLD HER.

NO! WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. MAMA, YOU BEEN DRINKING.

HM.

NOT OVER THE LIMIT.

TO HOLD THE BABY.

YOU OVER OUR LIMIT.

SHE IS BEAUTIFUL, THOUGH. [chuckle]

‐OH, THANK YOU, FLOYD. ‐OOH, MNH‐MNH.

OH, NO. NO.

‐YEAH. ‐AGH!

[ BABBLING ] NO, I ‐‐ HATTIE?

HM?

PLEASE. I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE BABY.

I KNEW I WAS YOUR BABY, FLOYD.

OOH, OOH.

REALLY, COULD YOU GET

ONE OF THE FOUR BREAST OFF ME, PLEASE?

COME ON, NOW. YOU'RE MAKING ME ITCH.

[ CHUCKLING ]

COME ON NOW.

‐[SIGH] ‐UGH!

‐WOW. ‐SHE'S SO PRETTY.

MAMA, MAMA, MAMA.

[ CHUCKLING ]

SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE ME.

NO, SHE DON'T. OOH. NO, MA'AM.

FLOYD, YOU LIE. YOU KNOW THAT BABY

LOOK JUST LIKE HER GRANDMAMA.

[ LAUGHING ]

ONLY WHEN SHE READY TO BOO‐BOO.

‐FLOYD. ‐SEE?

GET UP OFF MY GRANDBABY, NOW, YOU HEAR?

COULD YOU GET UP OFFA MY THING?

YOU KNOW YOU WANT ME, FLOYD.

OH, GOD. OH. OKAY.

I WANT YOU IN A HOME,

THAT'S WHERE I REALLY WANT YOU.

‐COME ON. ‐I COULD BE IN YOUR HOME,

FLOYD. ‐OH!

OHHHHHHH!

SHH! [CLATTER]

Sam: I DON'T LOVE YOU.

Drew: GOOD!

‐AHHHHHHH! ‐SHUT UP!

[falsetto] ♪♪ AH AH AH AH AH AH! ♪♪

♪♪ AH AH AH AH AH AH! ♪♪

♪♪ AH AH AH AH! ♪♪ ‐SHH.

SHH! ‐Sam: OKAY?

IF YOU ‐‐ [ DOORS SLAMMING ]

Drew: ACTUALLY, IT ALREADY IS TOO MUCH,

SO, PRETTY SOON, YOU GONNA HAVE TO ‐‐

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT NOISE?

[ SAM SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY ]

I DON'T KNOW, FLOYD.

THAT SOUNDS LIKE DREW.

‐AND SAM. ‐WAIT, ARE THEY ARGUING?

‐YEAH. ‐WHY?!

‐HM. I KNOW WHY. ‐WHY?

THEY'RE SEEING EACH OTHER.

PSSH! NO, THEY'RE NOT.

YES, THEY ARE.

SORRY, BUT SHE TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT THAT.

THAT DOESN'T SOUND GOOD AT ALL.

Sam: GOOD! ‐Drew: GOOD!

AND I'M GONNA BUST HER IN HER DAMN HEAD,

TAKING MY MAN, TOO.

COULD YOU ‐‐ MM.

COULD YOU LET GO OF MY LITTLE MAN?

YEAH, FLOYD, 'CAUSE YOUR LITTLE MAN

AIN'T NOTHING BUT A LITTLE GIRL.

[ DREW SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY ]

LOOK, Y'ALL CAN'T BE SERIOUS.

I'M TELLING YOU, NOW.

‐DOESN'T SOUND GOOD AT ALL. ‐Drew: WHO YOU TALKING TO?

‐I NEED TO STOP THIS. ‐MNH‐MNH. DANNY.

‐WHAT? ‐WE SHOULD STAY OUT OF THIS.

‐NO, WE SHOULDN'T. ‐BABY, THIS STUFF

NEVER ENDS WELL. ‐Sam: WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!

LOOK, I'M GOING TO STOP THIS.

ALL RIGHT, I WARNED YOU.

THESE ARE OUR FRIENDS.

DANNY, I THINK YOU NEED TO LISTEN TO YOUR WIFE

ON THIS ONE, ALL RIGHT? SHE'S RIGHT.

NO, THEY NEED SOME HELP, AND WE SHOULD STEP IN.

I'M GOING TO GET THE KEY.

YEAH, I'M GONNA STEP IN, ALL RIGHT.

BUST HER ON HER DAMN FACE WHEN I SEE HER.

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I'M GOING OVER THERE.

UH, SON. DON'T DO IT.

‐I'M GOING IN. ‐OH! YOU GOT A KEY?

YEAH!

DON'T DO IT.

BABY, I‐I THINK WE SHOULD GO HOME.

I AGREE. LET'S GO, HONEY,

COME ON.

OKAY.

[LOCK CLICKS] [SAM HISSING, DREW MOANING]

Drew: OOH! OOH!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

NO‐O!

‐OH, GET HER. OH. ‐AYE.

‐OH‐OH‐OH! ‐OHHH!

AH‐OHHH!

‐OHHH! ‐OKAY, WHOA WHOA WHOA.

Linda: OH! OH! OH! ‐Philip: I GOT IT.

‐GET THE SMELLING. ‐I GOT IT, BABY.

GET THE SMELLING SALT.

OHH‐OH‐OH!

Linda: OH! OH! OH!

AAAAAH‐OOH!

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[ SHIMMERING FLOURISH ]

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