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OKAY. OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.

GOOD. MAMA, NOW ‐‐

WAIT. WHAT?

YOU LEFT THE MAN IN THERE WITH THE BABY?

‐YES. ‐DAMN!

‐WHAT? ‐LINDA.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?

YOU KNOW THAT MAN DON'T KNOW NOTHING ABOUT

TAKING CARE OF NO BABY BY HIMSELF.

YEAH, MAMA, I THINK UNCLE FLOYD IS RIGHT.

WELL, I MEAN, I'VE BEEN OUT HERE WATCHING,

AND I'VE BEEN WATCHING ON THE LITTLE ‐‐

YOU KNOW, THE BABY MONITOR, NANNY CAM THINGY.

I BEEN WATCHING. YES, BUT MAMA.

NO, LISTEN, BABY. IT'S FINE, OKAY?

I HAD TO TEACH HIM A LESSON.

BUT HE'S IN THERE ALONE WITH THE BABY.

I ‐‐ [ SIGHS ] I KNOW, BUT I'M OUT HERE.

AT LEAST I DIDN'T LEAVE HIM

AND DO MY BABY LIKE MY MAMA DID ME.

AND WHAT THE HELL I DID TO YOU?!

Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh!

YOU LEFT ME BY MYSELF BACKSTAGE

WHEN YOU WAS PERFORMING WITH THE CIRCUS.

I HAD TO WORK, THOUGH, BIA.

MY ‐‐ MY FRIENDS WAS WATCHING YOU ‐‐ THE MONKEYS.

YEAH, YOU'D RATHER THE MONKEYS WATCH YOU THAN HER.

WHAT? THEY BREAST‐FED HER.

OOH.

MAMA! WHAT?

WHY YOU THINK YOU'RE SO HEALTHY AND STRONG?

MM.

WE AIN'T NEVER HAD TO CALL NO MOVING COMPANY.

YOU ARE SO RIGHT.

SHE MOVED EVERYTHING FOR HER.

THE BIGGEST‐BACKED BABY I EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.

MM‐HMM. THAT'S 'CAUSE OF MY MONKEY FRIENDS.

YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU KNOW ‐‐

I'M JUST GLAD YOU NEVER LEFT ME ALONE WITH GRANDMA.

SHE DID. SHE DID.

OH, UH ‐‐

CORRECTION ‐‐ SHE DID.

THERE'S ‐‐ THERE'S NOTHING TO TELL.

[ SCOFFS ]

GO ON, TELL THE KID THE DAMN TRUTH.

THERE'S NOTHING TO TELL, MAMA.

TELL THE BOY THE TRUTH.

THERE'S NOTHING TO TELL.

BABY, SHE WAS HOT AND WARM,

AND SHE HAD HERSELF A LITTLE HOT, LITTLE DATE.

AND SHE CALLED AND SAID GONNA GO OUT

AND LEAVE YOU WITH ME,

AND I WAS SUPPOSED TO WATCH YOU LIKE THAT.

YOU LEFT ME ALONE WITH GRANDMA?

HELL, YOU TURNED OUT ALL RIGHT, DIDN'T YOU?

SOMEWHAT.

YEAH, BUT THAT BROTHER IS SCARRED FOR LIFE.

HE CAN'T STAND CLOWNS NOW. LOOK AT HIM.

LOOK AT HIM. I JUST SAID "CLOWN."

I REMEMBER NOW.

CLOWN.

STOP IT.

SHE CAME IN MY ROOM WITH A PURPLE CLOWN SUIT ON.

[ CRYING LOUDLY ]

HELL, BOY, I HAD YOU. I GOT ALL WET!

AIN'T THAT A PURPLE CLOWN SUIT YOU GOT ON NOW?

‐WAIT. ‐MAMA.

I'M SORRY, BABY.

WAIT, MAMA, YOU LEFT MY BABY ALONE?

NO, I LEFT HIM WITH MY FRIENDS ‐‐ THE MONKEYS.

YOU ‐‐ OKAY, YOU KNOW...

WHAT? THEY WERE TRAINED.

MM.

SOMETIMES I WISH YOU WERE TRAINED.

I AM, FLOYD, A TRAINED DAMN KILLER.

NOW, IS WE GOING IN THIS HOUSE OR WHAT

'FORE I HAVE TO KILL ME SOME‐DAMN‐BODY?

YOU KNOW, I'M RECONSIDERING THE WHOLE THING.

I DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS SUCH A GOOD ‐‐

BABY, RECONSIDER ALL YOU WANT TO.

YOU'RE STILL GIVING ME MY DAMN MONEY.

OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OKAY, FINE.

FINE. I'LL PAY YOU.

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CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY DISCOVERY COMMUNICATIONS

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YOU STILL GONNA GIVE ME MY DAMN MONEY, TOO.

OH, OH, OKAY, BUT AFTER YOU GO INSIDE.

WHAT THE HELL I LOOK LIKE TO YOU?!

‐MAMA. ‐YOU KNOW WHAT?

I ASK MYSELF THAT ALL THE TIME.

[ SIGHS ]

HEY, Y'ALL BETTER RECOGNIZE I'M A REAL LIVE O. G.

‐DON'T SAY IT, MAMA. ‐WHAT?

I DON'T BE PERFORMING NO SERVICES WITHOUT SEEING MY CASH.

OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.

OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, MAMA. FINE.

DAMN. WHERE DID YOU HAVE TO GO GET IT?

HERE.

‐THAT'S WARM. ‐MAMA.

OKAY, GREAT.

[ EXHALES SHARPLY ] OKAY.

I DONE CAME ALL THE WAY OVER HERE!

OKAY. YOU'RE GONNA GO IN.

OKAY, GREAT, I'M GONNA GO IN.

YES.

NOW, YOU JUST GO IN THERE

AND ‐‐ AND ‐‐ AND ‐‐ AND ‐‐ AND ‐‐ AND YOU LET HIM

DO ALL THE WORK.

YOU ‐‐ YOU KEEP AN ‐‐ YOU KEEP AN EYE ON HIM, OKAY?

OKAY, I'M GONNA GO IN HERE, KEEP AN EYE ON HIM.

YOU LET HIM DO ALL THE WORK.

OKAY, I WILL LET HIM DO ALL THE WORK.

YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING.

OKAY, I WILL NOT DO ANYTHING.

‐NOW ‐‐ ‐WHAT THE HELL I'MA DO, LINDA?!

YOU SURE YOU GOT THIS, MAMA?

I GOT THIS, MAMA.

YOU KNOW HOW TO CHANGE A DIAPER, RIGHT?

I KNOW YOU HOW TO ‐‐ YOU KNOW WHAT, LINDA?

GO ON, NOW.

I WAS TRAINED IN THE FIELD.

HMM.

I DON'T THINK SHE MEANT TRAINED OUT IN THE FIELD.

I WAS TRAINED IN THE FIELD.

BY WHO, MAMA?

THE MONKEYS.

YOU KNOW WHAT? NEVER MIND, MAMA.

HUSH, LINDA. I GOT THIS.

OKAY. OKAY.

OKAY, GREAT? OKAY, I GUESS.

I'M GONNA GO AROUND BACK, OKAY?

OKAY, GREAT. GO AROUND TO THE BACK.

OKAY, GREAT.

YOU GO IN, I'M GONNA GO AROUND BACK.

YOU GO AROUND THERE, I'M GONNA GO IN THERE.

OKAY, SO WHAT DO YOU WANT US TO DO?

I WANT Y'ALL TO COME WITH ME AND JUST WAIT YOUR TURN.

OKAY, GO WITH HER AND WAIT YOUR TURN.

GO, GO, GO, GO!

WHAT THE HELL?

[ BABY CRYING ] OH! OH, MISS HATTIE!

HEY! HEY!

OH! COME ON IN. IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.

COME ON IN.

WHAT THE HELL IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE ME FOR?

SIT DOWN. WAIT, SIT DOWN.

COME ON. PHEW!

WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WITH YOU?

[ CRYING CONTINUES ]

PHEW!

LINDA GOT MAD AT ME.

WHAT THE HELL LINDA GET MAD AT YOU FOR?

IT'S A LONG STORY.

HOW LONG IS THE STORY, LITTLE BABY?

IT'S TOO LONG.

SIT DOWN.

OKAY. SIT DOWN.

SO WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER?

WELL, I‐I TOLD HER

IT WASN'T HARD TAKING CARE OF A LITTLE, INFANT BABY.

[ CRYING CONTINUES ]

WELL, IS IT HARD TAKING CARE OF A LITTLE INFANT BABY?

MISS HATTIE, IT'S HARD AS HELL.

OKAY, GREAT.

WELL, HOW LONG YOU BEEN HERE WITH THE BABY BY YOURSELF?

62 DAYS.

YOU AIN'T BE HERE NO DAMN 62 DAYS.

OH, I MEAN, 60 MINUTES, AN HOUR.

WELL, WE GONNA ADD ANOTHER 21 ONTO THAT.

A WHAT?

ANOTHER 21.

SEE HOW THAT TURN OUT FOR YOU.

OH, TWENT‐‐ OH, MISS HATTIE, COME ON, NOW.

MM‐HMM.

IS LINDA COMING BACK?

WHAT THE HELL I KNOW ABOUT YOUR WIFE?

‐YOU AIN'T SEEN HER? ‐NOPE, I AIN'T SEEN HER.

♪♪ I AIN'T SEEN HER ♪♪

♪♪ I HAVEN'T SEEN HER ♪♪

SHE AIN'T ANSWERING THE PHONE.

OH, THAT'S SO SAD.

HATTIE, THE BABY ‐‐ THAT BABY JUST KEEP CRYING.

OH, THAT'S SO SAD.

HELP ME.

I AIN'T GONNA BE ABLE TO DO THAT, PHILIP.

MISS HATTIE! WHAT?

HELP ME.

I AIN'T GONNA PLAY, PLAYER.

[ CRYING STOPS ] AW, DAMN.

COME ON, MISS HATTIE.

WELL, SHE AIN'T CRYING NOW.

WELL, EVERY TIME I PUT HER DOWN, SHE JUST CRIES.

WELL, HOLD HER, THEN.

HOW LONG?

FOREVER HOW LONG SHE WANTS YOU TO HOLD HER.

‐WHAT? ‐YEAH.

OH, MISS HATTIE, I CAN'T.

I CAN'T. I MEAN, THE BABY CAN'T TELL ME WHAT'S WRONG.

WELL, DID YOU CHANGE THE BABY'S DIAPER?

YES.

WELL, DID YOU FEED THE LITTLE BABY?

YES.

DID ‐‐ DID YOU WARM UP HER MILK?

YES.

HOW YOU KNOW IT WARM, PHILIP?

I TASTED IT.

OH, YOU LIKE...MILK, HUH?

ACTUALLY, THAT AIN'T ‐‐ THAT AIN'T GOOD.

IT'S NOT GOOD.

WELL, ALL RIGHT THEN, SPORT.

YOU DONE ABOUT ALL YOU CAN DO, THEN.

HEY! WELL, WHERE YOU GOING?

HEY, SPORT, I DONE ABOUT ALL I CAN DO, THEN.

NO, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!

WAIT. WHAT?

DON'T LEAVE.

YOU GOT THIS, PIPPY, YOU GOT THIS.

NO, NO, NO, NO. MISS HATTIE, LOOK, PLEASE.

DON'T.

YOU GOT IT, BIG DADDY. STAY.

YOU GOT THIS, BIG DADDY.

NO. I GOT ‐‐

MAN UP. YOU GOT THIS, BIG DADDY.

‐OUCH. ‐I'LL HOLLER AT YA, PHILIP.

‐MISS HATTIE. ‐WHAT?!

COME HERE. COME HERE. COME AND SIT.

JUST SIT WITH ME, SIT WITH ME.

MISS HATTIE!

[ BABY CRYING ] MISS ‐‐

AW! DAMN IT!

ALL RIGHT, BABY, I'M COMING.

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[ BABY CRYING ] OH, BABY, BABY, BABY, BABY.

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ] IT'S OKAY.

HEY. OH. HEY, DAD.

HEY. HEY, BOY.

COME ON IN HERE.

I'M SO GLAD TO SEE YOU.

ARE YOU? PHEW!

YES.

OH. YES, I AM.

LOOK AT HER, LOOK, LOOK. YES. IS MY MAMA HERE?

NO.

AWW. LOOK AT THIS LITTLE DARLING.

YES. SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL.

ISN'T SHE? YEAH.

YEAH, SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL. SHE JUST WON'T STOP CRYING.

I CAN'T GET HER ‐‐

I CAN'T GET HER TO STOP CRYING.

BE SOFTER.

I'M SOFT.

I MEAN, YOU KNOW, I'M A MAN. I'M SOFT.

IT'S OKAY TO BE IN TOUCH WITH YOUR FEMININE SIDE.

I DON'T HAVE A FEMININE SIDE.

HERE.

OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

YOU KEEP HER. HOLD YOUR SISTER.

NO. DON'T GIVE HER TO ME.

I SAID HOLD YOUR SISTER, BOY.

OH, OKAY.

TAKE HER. HOLD HER RIGHT.

YEAH, I GOT IT. HOLD HER HEAD.

YOU GOT IT.

PHEW!

OH. [ CRYING STOPS ]

[ BABY GIGGLES ]

THE HELL?

THE HELL?!

SEE?

YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE A CALM SPIRIT.

[ SIGHS ]

OKAY, YEAH. I SEE.

SO, HERE. YOU TRY IT.

I...

DAD, COME ON.

YOU KEEP HER.

YOU GOTTA GET USED TO THIS.

I'M USED TO IT.

HOW LONG HAVE YOU HAD HER HERE ALONE?

120 HOURS.

120 HOURS?

I MEAN MINUTES.

TWO HOURS.

YEAH. TWO HOURS.

[ CHUCKLES ] THAT'S ALL?

[ LAUGHS ]

CALM SPIRIT.

YEAH, CALM. GREAT. YEAH.

OKAY.

What are we doing here?

I'm teaching Philip a lesson.

ARE YOU OKAY?

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. YES.

PHILIP SAID THAT WHAT I DO ALL DAY

IS NOT HARD WORK.

UNH‐UNH. OH, NO, HE DIDN'T.

MM.

AND I KNOW YOU SHUT THAT DOWN.

WELL, YEAH, I DID, AND THEN AFTER I DID,

I LEFT HIM IN THERE ALL DAY WITH THE BABY.

WHY ARE YOU HERE?

DANNY CALLED US TO PICK HIM UP.

OH, HE'LL BE ‐‐ HE'LL BE RIGHT OUT.

‐OKAY, WE'LL WAIT. ‐NO, YOU WON'T.

NO, YOU WON'T. ‐OKAY, WHY NOT?

BECAUSE I DON'T WANT PHILIP TO KNOW THAT I'M OUT HERE.

Y'ALL TRYING TO SPICE Y'ALL RELATIONSHIP UP?

THAT'S ALL RIGHT, LET THE OLD PEOPLE

DO WHAT THE OLD PEOPLE DO.

YEAH, AS LONG AS WE CAN DO WHAT WE DO.

THAT'S DISGUSTING.

I KNOW.

YOU TWO STOP IT 'CAUSE I KNOW Y'ALL LIKE EACH OTHER.

WHAT?

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

YEAH.

YEAH, I KNOW.

SAM, LET'S GO WAIT ON THE CA‐‐

IN THE CAR! YEAH.

COME ON, TROY!

OH. HERE.

YOU GOT THIS, MAN. I GOT TO GO TO WORK.

OH, NO.

LOOK, DAD, IT'S COOL.

YOU GOT THIS. YOU'RE A MAN.

YOU GOT THIS. YOU'RE SO STRONG.

IT'S FINE. COME ON.

YOU COULD TAKE HER, AND SHE COULD SIT AT YOUR DESK.

DAD, YOU CAN HANDLE THIS.

NO, SON.

[ Voice breaking ] IT'S TOO HARD.

WHAT ALL HAVE YOU HAD TO DO?

WELL, UM, I HAD TO ‐‐ I HAD TO BURP HER.

UH‐HUH. I COVERED HER.

I COVERED HER UP. I CHANGED CLOTHES.

BURPED ALL ON MY SHOULDER.

AWW. THAT'S SO CUTE.

SHE RUN THROUGH DIAPERS LIKE YOUR GRANDMOTHER.

SHE JUST WON'T STOP CRYING.

THE CRYING.

OOH, CRYING.

OOH.

YEAH, THAT ‐‐ THAT CAN BE TOUGH.

OH, YOU HAVE NO IDEA. IT'S REALLY ROUGH.

I'M ‐‐ OOH, I CAN'T DO IT. I CAN'T.

LOOK, WELL, YOU GOT TO. I GOTTA GO TO WORK, MAN.

YOU ARE NOT LEAVING.

ALL RIGHT, FINE.

WELL, MAYBE IF I PUT HER DOWN, THEN SHE'LL JUST FALL ASLEEP.

‐YEAH? ‐YEAH.

YOU THINK SO?

THEN MAYBE I CAN GET SOME SLEEP.

YEAH. WHAT THE HELL?

YOU SEE?

YEAH, I SEE. SHE'S ASLEEP.

‐OKAY. ‐I NEED TO GET ME SOME SLEEP.

OKAY. MAYBE YOU CAN.

THANK YOU. THANK YOU, DANNY.

BYE. HEY, HEY.

HUH?

DON'T GET ON MY GRASS.

HEY, YOU ON THE GRASS, I WHUP THE ASS.

‐I WON'T WALK ON THE GRASS. ‐ALL RIGHT.

WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T SLAM THE DOOR.

OKAY.

OH, HEY, DAD. ‐HEY.

I LOVE YOU, BRO.

OH.

GREAT TALK. GREAT TALK.

DON'T SLAM THE ‐‐ [ DOOR SLAMS ]

[ BABY CRYING ]

DAMN!

[ CRYING CONTINUES ]

HOW'S HE DOING?

HE'S SCARED TO DEATH. [ LAUGHS ]

I GOTTA GO.

OKAY, BABY, THANK YOU SO MUCH.

LOVE YOU. KISSES.

‐NEPHEW. ‐Shh!

UNCLE FLOYD. WHAT?

YOU'RE UP!

UH...WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS.

DON'T ‐‐ DON'T DO THAT.

NO, SERIOUSLY. LISTEN.

I THINK I SHOULD GO IN THERE AND TALK TO HIM,

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

YOU KNOW, I THINK HE'S LEARNED HIS LESSON.

‐YOU DO? ‐YEAH.

LOOK AT HIM.

HE DOES LOOK KIND OF CRAZY.

MM.

REAL STRESSED OUT.

AND YOU LEFT HIM IN THERE WITH YOUR BABY.

I KNOW.

ONE THING YOU DON'T WANT

IS TO HAVE A CRAZED, TIRED MAN WATCHING YOUR BABY.

BUT I WANT HIM TO LEARN A LESSON.

LOOKING AT THIS, HE HAS, ALL RIGHT?

NOW, LOOK. I GOTTA GO HOME.

OKAY.

[ CRYING CONTINUES ]

WHAT? WHAT HAPPENED? YOU NEED LOTION?

NO, MA'AM. I NEEDS MY MONEY.

YOU DIDN'T EVEN GO INSIDE.

JUST LIKE YOUR MAMA.

FINE.

KEEP YOUR MONEY, ALL RIGHT?

I JUST DON'T DO HOLLERING BABIES, ALL RIGHT?

UGH. OKAY, OKAY. IS THAT A ROACH?

[ SCOFFS ]

Uncle Floyd! Give me my ‐‐ Uncle ‐‐

I‐‐ [ GROANS ANGRILY ]

IT'S OKAY, BABY. IT'S ALL RIGHT, BABY.

[ Voice breaking ] JUST DON'T CRY NO MORE.

♪♪ ARGENTINA ♪♪

BABY!

YES?

SHE WON'T STOP CRYING.

GIVE HER TO ME.

OOH, YES, SURE.

OOH.

GO TO YOUR MAMA.

OH, YES. [ EXHALES SHARPLY ]

PHEW!

SO THIS ISN'T HARD WORK, HUH?

OOH, BABY, IT'S HARD AS HELL.

[ CRYING STOPS ]

AND YOU'VE ONLY HAD HER FOR THREE HOURS.

YOU SURE IT AIN'T BEEN SIX WEEKS?

OH.

SO, JUST WAIT UNTIL SHE STARTS WALKING

AND SHE'S GETTING INTO EVERYTHING

AND YOU HAVE TO WATCH HER ALL THE TIME.

I KNOW.

SO DON'T EVER TELL ME THIS IS NOT HARD WORK AGAIN.

BABY, I AIN'T GONNA NEVER, EVER, NEVER, EVER ‐‐

I MEAN NEVER, EVER ‐‐

SAY THAT'S HARD WORK.

OR IT'S NOT HARD WORK. OH.

IT'S REAL HARD WORK. OH. OH.

FIX IT.

I'M CONFUSED. I'M CONFUSED.

YOU LOOK A LITTLE DELIRIOUS.

I'M DELIRIOUS?

YOU LEFT ME HERE BY MYSELF.

OKAY, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

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BABY, I'M SORRY.

[ BABY COOING ] YOU BETTER BE SORRY.

WELL, I AM.

LOOK AT YOU, ALL STRESSED OUT.

OOH. OOH.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LEFT ME HERE

BY MYSELF WITH THIS BABY.

PHILIP, I WAS ON THE PORCH.

SAY WHAT?

I WASN'T LEAVING YOU BY YOURSELF WITH MY BABY.

LINDA, YOU WAS ON THE DAMN...

WELL, OKAY.

ANYWAY, I'M SORRY.

I KNOW.

I LOVE YOU.

I KNOW.

YOU DON'T LOVE ME?

MM‐HMM.

BUT I'M STILL MAD.

I CAN MAKE IT UP TO YOU. NO, YOU CAN'T.

THAT'S HOW WE GOT IN THIS SITUATION IN THE FIRST PLACE.

YOU RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT.

[ CLEARS THROAT ] YOU'RE RIGHT.

OKAY, GREAT.

OKAY, GREAT.

YOU SEE?

YEAH, I SEE.

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ONE'S ENOUGH.

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