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OOH, THE BABY'S NOSE NEED TO BE CLEANED.

‐AW! MAMA! ‐UGH!

MAMA!

‐CLEAN NOW. ‐IT CLEAN.

[ CHUCKLES ] UGH!

SHE SURE IS CUTE WHEN SHE'S SLEEPING.

OH, SHE IS.

YEAH, SHE LOOK JUST LIKE ‐‐

SHH!

LITTLE DANNY WHEN HE WAS A BABY.

YEAH, HE DO KIND OF FAVOR HIM.

HE KIND OF FAVOR HIM.

YEAH, SHE DOES.

I KNOW, BABY.

MAMA, I'M SO SORRY I DIDN'T ANSWER THE PHONE.

OH, BABY, IT'S FINE.

NO, IT'S NOT.

YOU KNOW, IT IS, BUT YOU NEVER ‐‐

YOU NEVER TOLD ME WHY YOU DIDN'T ANSWER THE PHONE.

OH, I CAN TELL YOU THAT.

YEAH.

THAT'S WHEN HE WAS ABOUT TO GET HIS, UH ‐‐

TOOTH PULLED!

TOOTH PULLED. [ CHUCKLES ]

NO, THAT AIN'T WHAT... [ STAMMERS ]

OH, OKAY.

"SHUT THE..."

WHAT?

OH, Y‐YOUR TOOTH, BABY. IS IT ALL RIGHT?

YEAH.

YEAH, I THINK THAT DOCTOR

SUCKED THE FILLING RIGHT UP OUT THAT MOUTH.

HE HAD NO FEELING WHEN HE LEFT.

WEAK IN THE LEGS.

TURNT OVER AND WENT TO SLEEP.

WE GET IT.

WE GET IT.

ARE WE TALKING ABOUT NOVOCAIN?

NAH, WE TALKING ABOUT A HER‐RICANE.

OH. YEAH.

YEAH, IT'S FINE NOW.

ALL GOOD.

I REALLY AM SORRY, MAMA.

BA‐‐ BABY, I'M PAST IT.

IT'S FINE.

YOU SURE? YEAH.

YES, BABY. OKAY.

[ BABY CRIES ] AWW.

‐SHE'S CRYING. ‐GRACIE'S LITTLE FACE.

‐IT'S OKAY. ‐OH, SO CUTE.

‐AWW, SO CUTE. ‐OOH!

I THINK SHE NEEDS TO BE CHANGED.

‐YEAH. ‐OOH, YEAH.

LET ME GO SHOW YOU HOW TO CHANGE A BABY!

‐[ SCREAMS ] ‐HATTIE!

GET AWAY FROM MY BABY, MAMA!

MAN, I JUST FITTIN' TO SHOW YOU

HOW TO CHANGE A BABY IN THE STORE.

I KNOW HOW TO CHANGE MY BABY, MAMA.

OH, NO, HELL YOU DON'T.

HEY, LOOK, NOW. HATTIE'S AN EXPERT, NOW.

SHE STILL WEARS A DIAPER.

AND SO DO YOUR MAMA, FLOYD.

THAT JUST DEPENDS.

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CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY DISCOVERY COMMUNICATIONS

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DANNY, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

I KNOW SHE'S STILL UPSET.

NO, SHE'S NOT.

DAD, COME ON. DON'T LIE TO ME, MAN.

OKAY, SHE WAS BOTHERED A LITTLE BIT.

DAMN!

WHY WEREN'T YOU THERE

FOR THE BIRTH OF YOUR LITTLE SISTER?

TROY WOULDN'T LET ME ANSWER THE PHONE.

OH.

[ GROANS ]

AND I LISTENED TO HER!

WELL, THAT'S OKAY.

NO, IT'S NOT. SHE SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT.

HER AND YOUR MOTHER HAVEN'T BEEN GETTING ALONG LATELY.

YEAH, I KNOW, BUT THAT'S MY MAMA,

AND I SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT.

NO, YOU SURE SHOULDN'T HAVE.

FLOYD.

WHAT?

NO! YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE IT.

YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN THERE.

STOP IT.

NO, SERIOUSLY.

SHE COULD HAVE BEEN SOMEWHERE, ALONE AND BY HERSELF.

FLOYD.

AND WHAT IF HIS NUMBER WAS THE ONLY NUMBER THAT SHE HAD?

I SAID STOP IT! NO, YOU STOP IT!

‐YOU STOP IT. ‐YOU STOP IT!

[ BOTH MUMBLING AGGRESSIVELY ]

SON, YOU A MAN.

YEAH?

I SAID YOU A MAN! YES! I'M A MAN!

YOU SURE?

I MEAN, YOUR MAMA TOLD ME ALL ABOUT

THE WHOLE MINIPADS.

WHOA.

NAH, IT'S NOTHING.

BUT LOOK.

A MAN LEAVES HIS MOTHER,

AND HE GOES TO BE WITH HIS WIFE.

HMM?

YEAH. YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?

YEAH!

[ LAUGHS ] THAT'S IN THE BIBLE.

THE BIBLE SAYS ‐‐

UNH‐UNH!

BUT WE WERE SO CLOSE.

YEAH, WELL, SO WAS ME AND MY MOTHER.

YEAH, BUT THAT STILL DOESN'T MAKE ME FEEL GOOD.

DANNY, I'M TELLING YOU, IT'S OKAY.

ALL RIGHT? ALL RIGHT.

NOW BE A MAN. ALL RIGHT.

‐I SAID BE A MAN! ‐I AM BEING A MAN!

YOU BETTER BE A MAN! [ INHALES SHARPLY ]

DEFLATE A LITTLE BIT. THERE YOU GO.

NOW, SEE, THE BIBLE SAYS...

...IN PHILLIS‐‐ MM.

‐YEAH, EXACTLY. ‐THESSA‐‐ MM.

IN 2 CHRONICLES ‐‐

UM...

I‐IT ESCAPES ME.

‐HUH. ‐YEAH.

[ SIGHS ] WELL...

WE FINALLY GOT HER DOWN AFTER THAT DISASTER.

WHY? WHAT HAPPENED?

WELL, SHE, UH... TOOK THE TEDDY BEAR

TO TEACH ME HOW TO CHANGE THE BABY.

YEAH, SHE WOULDN'T LET ME TOUCH THE REAL BABY.

THAT'S 'CAUSE YOU DON'T WASH YOUR HANDS,

MAMA MCNASTY!

AW, HELL, GIRL, EVERYBODY NEED SOME GERMS.

THAT WHAT MAKES YOU GOOD, HEALTHY, AND STRONG LIKE YOU.

[ CHUCKLING ]

YOU WAS A THOROUGHBRED.

GIRL, YOU NEED TO SHAVE YOUR BACK.

[ Chuckling ] I JUST TELL HER THAT ALL THE T‐‐

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LAUGHING AT?

[ Murmuring ] I WAS ‐‐ I WAS SCRATCHING UNDER MY RIB

RIGHT HERE, AND IT TICKLE ME.

LOOK, UM... BUT THOSE GERMS

IS SUPPOSED TO MAKE YOU STRONG, NOT DEADLY.

SHUT THE HELL UP, FLOYD.

WELL, UH... I'M JUST GONNA GO ON HOME.

OH, OKAY. UM, YOU OKAY, BABY?

YEAH, YEAH. I'M FINE.

I'LL, UH... I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

OKAY.

I LOVE YOU.

OKAY, GREAT.

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

[ Voice breaking ] SHE DIDN'T SAY IT BACK.

[ DOOR CLOSES ]

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HELL NO.

[ TV TURNS ON ]

Troy: DANNY?

DANNY, WHY DON'T YOU COME BACK IN HERE

INTO THIS BEDROOM?

DANNY.

GIRL, I DONE TOLD YOU NOW,

YOU NEED TO GARGLE!

HI, DANNY.

Announcer: HE PUTS IT UP OFF THE GLASS,

AND IT'S IN FOR TWO!

HE DRIBBLES AROUND TWO GUARDS, BEFORE PASSING IT TO COURT.

HI, DANNY.

AND THAT'S A DEFENSIVE BLOCKING FOUL, FOLKS.

THAT'S NUMBER 10'S THIRD FOUL OF THE NIGHT,

AND THE SEVENTH ‐‐ [ CHANNEL CHANGES ]

HI, DANNY.

[ CHANNEL CHANGES ]

[ ORGAN MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ CHANNEL CHANGES ]

Man: JOHN, YOU LOVE YOUR WIFE A LOT, RIGHT?

ALL RIGHT?

I SAID...

"HI, DANNY."

HI. [ CHANNEL CHANGES ]

DANNY!

WHAT?

YOU DON'T SEE ME IN ALL THIS SEXY LINGERIE?

YEAH, I SEE YOU.

AND?

AND I'VE SEEN IT BEFORE.

[ CHANNEL CHANGES ] I KNOW THAT, DANNY.

HUH, SO WHAT YOU LOOKING FOR ME TO SAY?

[ CHANNEL CHANGES ]

THAT IT LOOKS NICE.

YEAH, WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE I SEEN IT BEFORE.

DANNY...[ SCOFFS ]

ALL RIGHT. [ TV TURNS OFF ]

YOU ARE MAD. HEY!

I WAS WATCHING THAT!

THAT WAS IN SPANISH.

WELL I SPEAK A LITTLE SPANISH...

DIABLO.

YOU'RE REALLY MAD, DANNY.

NO, I'M NOT.

YOU SURE?

WHAT AM I MAD ABOUT?

WELL, I DIDN'T LET YOU ANSWER THE PHONE

WHEN YOUR MOM WAS IN LABOR, AND YOU MISSED IT.

BABE.

YEAH.

ARE YOU OKAY? YEAH.

NO, NO, I'M NOT MAD. [ CHUCKLES ]

IT'S JUST THAT I MISSED THE BIRTH

OF MY ONE AND ONLY BABY SISTER.

I'M SORRY, DANNY.

IT'S FINE. NO, IT'S NOT.

I SHOULD HAVE LET YOU ANSWER THE PHONE.

BUT YOU DIDN'T! [ CHUCKLES ]

DID YOU...

DIABLO.

SO, NOW I HAVE TO PAY FOR IT.

NO. NO, NO, I WANT TO.

YEAH, I WANT TO. TROY ‐‐

NO, BABY, MAKE ME PAY FOR IT.

MAKE ME PAY! TAKE ME. TAKE ME.

YEAH. RIGHT HERE.

YEAH. [ CHUCKLES ]

I'MMA TAKE MY ASS TO SLEEP.

WHAT?

YEAH.

DANNY, YOU REALLY ARE MAD.

I'M NOT MAD.

I LOVE YOU.

OKAY, GREAT.

DAMN!

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[ HOWLING ]

OH, WAIT.

OH, IN THE KITCHEN?

YEAH.

[ BOTH LAUGHING ]

ARE THERE, UH...

ARE THERE KIDS IN THE BUILDING?

YEAH, WE SHOULD PROBABLY KEEP IT DOWN.

OH, YEAH.

OH, OH.

WOO‐HOO. OH, YEAH.

[ GROANS ] [ KNOCKS ON DOOR ]

WHO IS IT?

[ GROANS ] DON'T ANSWER IT!

BUT WHAT IF THEY WANT TO WATCH?

ANSWER IT. NO! NO.

WELL, WHY? WHY? WHY?

WHAT IF IT'S... WHO?

...ONE OF YOUR MENS?

BOY, STOP. NO.

DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT, GIRL.

DO ME LIKE THIS.

SAM.

[ Whining ] OH, DON'T OPEN IT.

DON'T WORRY.

IT'S NOT GONNA BE A MAN.

UGH!

HEY.

MM!

LOOK AT GOD! WON'T HE SUPPLY?

GREAT AND MIGHTY IS HE.

I NEED TO TALK TO YOU.

Sam: HI.

IS HE WEARING YOUR ROBE?

DON'T LOOK AT HIM!

YES, HE IS.

‐NO. NO, HE'S NOT. OKAY? ‐YES.

BUSINESS ‐‐ GET YOU SOME, BOO!

GET YOU SOME!

I'M GOING TO RECHARGE... MY BATTERIES.

FOR ‐‐ FOR HIS LAPTOP.

WE HAVE A LOT OF WORK TO DO TOMORROW.

MM.

SO WHAT'S UP, BOO?

UH...YOU TELL ME.

UNH‐UNH!

DON'T COME IN MY HOUSE, TELLING ME WHAT I GOT TO TELL YOU.

WHEN YOU GOT TO TELL ME SOMETHING,

SO I GUESS YOU ABOUT TO TELL ME RIGHT NOW

WHAT YOU GOT TO TELL ME?

WHAT'S...UP...BOO?

I REALLY NEED TO TALK, DREW.

YEAH, WE KNOW. ABOUT?

DANNY.

I KNEW IT.

[ SIGHS ]

WHAT?

IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT DANNY.

WHAT ABOUT MY NEEDS?

WHAT ABOUT MY PROBLEMS, MY SITUATIONS?

YOU AIN'T GOT NO SITUATIONS.

WELL, I COULD

IF YOU DIDN'T ALWAYS WANT TO TALK ABOUT DANNY.

THIS IS SERIOUS.

OKAY, FINE.

GO AHEAD.

OKAY, WELL, DANNY'S UPSET WITH ME.

OOH, HERCULES! HERCULES!

HERCULES!

YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T GOT TO BE SO DAMN HAPPY ABOUT IT.

I'M SORRY. I MEAN, REALLY?

OH, WOW. YES, HE IS.

OKAY. WELL, WHY?

WELL, I WOULDN'T LET HIM ANSWER THE PHONE LAST WEEK

WHEN HIS MOM WAS CALLING.

THIS WAS THE HELL YOU CAME TO MY HOUSE TO TALK ABOUT?

YOU WOULDN'T LET HIM ANSWER THE PHONE?

OKAY, WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?

IT WAS WHEN SHE WAS IN LABOR.

OH, DON'T TRIP ON THAT.

I GOT THE WHOLE THING ON MY PHONE.

I GOT PICTURES.

THE BABY WAS CROWNING.

THE DINER WAS A WRECK.

I GOT THE WHOLE THING.

WAIT...

WAS THAT THE DAY THAT I CALLED YOU?

YEAH.

AND YOU SAW MY NAME ON THE PHONE, RIGHT?

YEAH, WE SAW IT.

AND YOU ST ‐‐ OH!

AND YOU STILL IGNORED ME?

SEE, NO, I DIDN'T ‐‐

UH, G‐‐ WHAT? WHAT?

GO ON! ADMIT IT.

NO.

NUTTIN.

I KNOW YOU SAW MY NAME ON THAT CALLER ID!

I'M SORRY, COUSIN. YEAH, YOU DID.

SO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO DO, BABY?

GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE.

DREW!

ALL RIGHT.

YOU GOT ONE MORE CHANCE.

[ SIGHS ]

BUT ONLY...

'CAUSE I'M HOPING YOU'LL COME UP OUT OF THEM SHOES!

NEVERMIND, YOUR FEET TOO BIG. IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK.

JUST GO AHEAD. JUST GO AHEAD.

WHAT'S HAPPENING? WHAT'S HAPPENING?

WELL, THE REASON I DIDN'T LET HIM ANSWER WAS

'CAUSE I WANTED HIM TO KEEP ENJOYING ALL THIS ‐‐

ENJOYING WHAT?

GOODNESS.

YOU NASTY.

I'M SORRY.

YES, YOU ARE!

AND DON'T APOLOGIZE FOR IT!

‐WELL, YOU KNOW, GIRL. ‐THIS IS WHAT WE DO.

‐GIRL. ‐IT RUNS IN THE FAMILY!

YOU BE IN THERE LETTING HIM HIT IT LIKE "AAAH."

AND LIKE "AAAH."

WATCH YOURSELF

'CAUSE YOU AIN'T MY COUSIN.

[ CHUCKLES ]

SO WHAT'S GOOD? WHAT'S UP?

YOU WANT HIM TO KEEP ENJOYING EVERYTHING FOR WHAT?

WHY? YOU AND DANNY...

SO YOU AND DANNY REALLY WERE DOING IT?

OH, YEAH. WELL.

I'MMA NEED YOU TO HAVE A SEAT.

HAVE A SEAT RIGHT HERE. HAVE A SEAT RIGHT THERE.

TELL ME ABOUT IT. GO ON! GET YOUR STRUT ON.

MM, HON! YOU AND DANNY BE DOING IT.

YES, GIRL! WELL...

HE IS MY HUSBAND.

[ CHUCKLES ] I DON'T SEE HOW YOU CAN DO IT.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

I MEAN...

I JUST THINK THAT DANNY'S JUST, LIKE...

SO UNATTRACTIVE.

DREW, YOU ‐‐

NO, NO. HE DON'T LOOK GOOD.

MNM‐MNM. MNM‐MNM. I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DO IT.

NO, BUT, SERIOUSLY, HE BE SWEATING.

OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH!

STOP IT! STOP IT!

I AIN'T COME HERE FOR ALL THAT!

I CAME HERE FOR SOME ADVICE,

NOT ALL THAT HATE, OKAY?

ALL RIGHT, MY FAULT.

THANK YOU.

OKAY, SO...

THIS IS WHAT I THINK YOU NEED TO DO.

YOU NEED TO GO IN THERE... UH‐HUH.

...AND REMIND HIM WHY HE CAN'T BE MAD AT YOU.

OKAY. CHECK THIS OUT.

AND YOU KNOW I WOULD NEVER STEER YOU WRONG.

AND YOU KNOW I'M SAYING THIS FROM THE HEART.

YOU NEED TO GO IN THAT HOUSE,

AND YOU NEED TO TREAT DANNY LIKE A LITTLE BIATCH!

OKAY, I CAN DO THAT.

BUT THAT'S HOW HE WANT TO BE. HE WANT TO BE DISRESPECTED!

OKAY.

TREAT THAT MAN LIKE A HO.

THAT'S HOW HE WANT TO BE TREATED.

YOU KNOW WHAT? I'MMA DO ALL THAT!

YOU GOING TO DO IT? I'M GOING TO BITCH HIM OUT.

‐YES! ‐YES!

PUT A LITTLE BASS IN YOUR VOICE!

GET REAL DEEP WITH IT, SOUND LIKE YOU A MAN IN PRISON.

THAT'S WHAT HE WANTS! HOO!

‐HOO! ‐HOO!

IT'S LIKE, "GIVE ME THIS!"

‐GIVE ME THIS! ‐GIVE ME THIS!

‐I'M TAKING IT! ‐I'M TAKING IT!

I'M TAKING IT!

YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS, CUZ!

YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS, CUZ!

DO THAT! DO THAT!

ALL RIGHT, CUZ!

‐ALL RIGHT! ‐ALL RIGHT, THERE IT IS.

THERE YOU GO.

THANK YOU FOR THAT ADVICE.

WATCH YOUR STRUT. YO!

THERE SHE GO. THERE SHE GO, NOW.

THERE IT IS. THERE IT IS.

[ DOOR CLOSES ]

[ TV PLAYING ]

DANNY.

YEAH?

HOW WAS YOUR SHOWER?

IT WAS FINE.

YOU DIDN'T WANT ME TO JOIN YOU?

NOPE, I'M GOOD.

I COULD HAVE HELPED YOU WASH YOUR BACK.

[ TV TURNS OFF ]

HMM, IT'S OKAY. I CAN DO IT MYSELF.

SEE?

BUT WOULDN'T IT BE BETTER IF YOUR WIFE DID IT FOR YOU?

ACTUALLY, I LIKE TO DO IT MYSELF.

HMM.

WELL, COME OVER HERE.

MM, I'M GOING TO BED.

DANNY.

BRING YOUR ASS OUT HERE NOW!

DAMN, BABY, YOUR VOICE IS DEEP.

THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I GET MAD.

YOU STARTING TO SCARE ME, DUDE.

COME OVER HERE AND MAKE LOVE TO ME.

I DON'T WANT TO.

WHAT? I'M SORRY.

I SAID, "COME OVER HERE...

AND MAKE...

[ LAUGHING ]

LOVE TO ME."

TROY!

YOU USUALLY CALL ME "BABY."

LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS!

YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE.

HEY, THIS IS MY BODY, MAN.

WELL, YOUR BODY BELONGS TO ME.

NOT TONIGHT!

DANNY!

SO YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE WITH ME?

I'M SORRY.

SO YOU'RE STILL MAD ABOUT YOUR MOTHER?

LOOK, I TOLD YOU, I'M NOT MAD.

SO YOU'RE DISAPPOINTED.

THAT'S A MUCH BETTER WORD FOR IT.

I'M SORRY.

IT'S FINE.

DANNY.

LOOK, I'M GOING TO BED!

OKAY, FINE, GO TO BED.

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[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

[ SOBBING LOUDLY ]

WHY ARE YOU MAKING ALL THAT DAMN NOISE?

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

DANNY, PLEASE!

"PLEASE" WHAT?

FORGIVE ME.

THERE'S NOTHING TO FORGIVE.

THEN WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE THIS?

LIKE WHAT?

YOU DON'T TOUCH ME,

AND YOU DON'T SLEEP IN OUR BED ANYMORE.

I DO!

YEAH, BUT YOU GET OUT OF IT

IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.

LOOK, EVERYTHING'S FINE, ALL RIGHT?

I JUST ‐‐ I HAVE A LOT GOING ON AT WORK.

ARE YOU SEEING SOMEONE ELSE? WHAT?

IS THERE SOMEONE ELSE?

NO.

THEN IT'S STILL THAT STUFF WITH YOUR MOM.

LOOK, I LOVE YOU, AND I LOVE MY MAMA.

NOW, EVERYTHING IS FINE! IT'S JUST FINE!

DANNY...

GOOD‐NIGHT!

BUT I ‐‐ I WANT TO TALK TO YOU.

AND I SAID I'M GOING TO BED!

[ Voice breaking ] BUT I'M CRYING!

[ IMITATES SOBBING ]

YOU'RE NOT CRYING.

THOSE AREN'T EVEN REAL TEARS COMING OUT OF YOUR EYES!

DANNY.

DON'T MAKE THAT FACE.

LOOK, I'M DONE WITH THIS.

YOU'RE DONE WITH US?

I'M NOT DONE WITH US.

I'M DONE WITH THIS CONVERSATION.

NOW, GOOD‐NIGHT, TROY!

DANNY, DAMN.

I DONE MESSED UP NOW...

REAL BAD.

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