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SO, WE'RE AT THIS AGAIN.

Troy: YES, WE ARE.

HEY! [ CHUCKLING ]

YOU LOOKING REAL GOOD, SLIM THICK WITH IT, YEAH.

DREW.

‐WHAT? ‐DON'T EVEN.

OH, SHE MAD.

TROY.

DANNY, WHY DO WE EVEN COME HERE?

I DON'T KNOW.

YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHY YOU COME HERE.

THAT OLD DELICIOSO COOKING THAT BE GOING DOWN UP IN HERE.

[ LAUGHS ]

IT IS?

FLOYD, DON'T TALK.

YOU KNOW IT IS.

OH, OKAY.

THAT'S WHY THE DINER'S SO FULL.

AIN'T NO DAMN BODY IN HERE!

WELL, IT WOULD BE IF YOU GOT YOUR MONKEY ASS

BACK THERE IN THAT KITCHEN

AND DID WHAT THE HELL I TOLD YOU TO DO, FLOYD!

I TOLD YOU I AM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU.

FLOYD... DON'T FLATTER YOURSELF.

GET YOUR ASS BACK THERE, IN THAT DAMN KITCHEN.

LOOK HERE. Y'ALL PRAY FOR ME, OKAY?

[ Strained ] SHE'S TRYING TO GET MY COOKIES.

NOBODY WANT THEM OLD SOURDOUGH‐ASS COOKIES.

GET ME A HARD COOKIE.

COME ON, LET'S GO.

WAIT, HOLD UP.

I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU.

ABOUT WHAT?

WELL, I ‐‐ I WANTED TO SEE IF YOU WERE STILL INTO MEN...

...AND APPARENTLY YOU ARE, SO...

...WE ARE AS WE WERE.

YES, WE ARE.

WELL, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.

YES, WE ARE.

OKAY, FINE THEN.

OKAY, FINE THEN.

OKAY, GREAT THEN.

OKAY, GREATER.

OKAY, GREATEST.

WELL, GOOD FOR US. HMM. COME ON.

[ STAMMERING ] DANNY. I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU.

I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU, MOMMA.

SO YOU'RE JUST GONNA WALK OUT OF HERE?

YES, I'M SORRY, MAMA.

‐DANNY! ‐I'M SORRY, MAMA!

I'M NOT COMING BACK TO THIS PLACE.

DANNY!

YOU AIN'T GOT TO BRING YOUR MONKEY ASS BACK UP IN HERE.

WE AIN'T GONNA MISS YOU NO HOW.

DON'T LET THE DOOR KNOB HIT YOU.

DANNY!

I THINK HE'S GONE NOW.

FOR GOOD.

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CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY DISCOVERY COMMUNICATIONS

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MAMA!

I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT!

LINDA, WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THIS HERE?!

YOU GETTING ALL THE NOISE, HETTY MAE!

I DON'T KNOW WHO THIS HEIFER THINKS SHE'S HOLLERING AT,

BUT BABY YOU BETTER THINK ABOUT IT AGAIN, YEAH?!

I'M TIRED, AND I'M PREGNANT,

AND I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT!

I'M SO SORRY.

I'M ABOUT TO KNOCK THAT HEIFER INTO THE MIDDLE OF NEXT WEEK.

HEY HO, HEY HO! IT'S OFF TO TWERK WE GO.

HEY.

SO...?

WHAT?! WHAT?

HOW DID YOUR LITTLE MEETING WITH THE VENUS GUYTRAP GO?

OH, IT ATE HER.

WHAT? MM‐HMM.

YOU GUYS, KEEP ON.

JUST KEEP MAKING LIGHT OF THE SITUATION.

OKAY. YOU FIRST.

NO, YOU TAKE A SHOT. NO, YOU GO FIRST.

NO, GOT IT. ALL RIGHT, FLIP FOR IT.

NO, YOU STICK IT IN THERE, MAN.

‐WHAT? ‐I DON'T KNOW.

STOP IT!

I'M SERIOUS.

WE ARE TOO. WE ARE TOO.

DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?

I JUST WANT DANNY TO BE MY FRIEND AGAIN.

I REALLY JUST WANT HIM TO BE ‐‐

WITH YOU?

HUSBAND.

YOUR MAN.

YOUR LOVER.

YOUR BOOTY CALL.

DON'T YOU... EVER SAY THAT AGAIN.

I WAS JUST TRYING TO BEAT YOU TO IT.

WELL, YOU DID,

'CAUSE I AIN'T SAID THAT SINCE THE '90s.

BESIDES THE FACT THAT EVERYTHING YOU SAID

IS AN ABSOLUTE LIE, DREW,

I AM NOT HAPPY ABOUT THIS ‐‐ AT ALL.

HEY, PEOPLE!

HEY, FLIP! HEY, FLIP!

IT'S PHILIP, DAMN IT.

SO WHAT YOU NOT HAPPY ABOUT?

SHE'S TRYING TO MAKE SURE THAT DANNY AND TROY BREAK UP.

FLOYD!

OH, I'M SORRY ‐‐

"STAY TOGETHER."

WELL, YOU KNOW, I JUST SAW THEM,

AND THEY LOOK LIKE THEY WERE RIGHT ON.

I KNOW, RIGHT?

WAIT. THEY'RE WHAT?

YES, SIR.

WAIT, HE'S BACK WITH HER?

YES.

AND HE'S NOT HAPPY, RIGHT?

WELL, THEY WERE LAUGHING AND EVERYTHING WHEN I SAW THEM.

OH, HE'S FAKING IT.

HE KNOWS HOW TO FAKE IT.

UGH!

IS HE? YEAH.

I DON'T THINK SO, SAM.

NOW LISTEN! WE'RE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE.

SO THERE'S NO WAY HE COULD BE HAPPY.

WELL...

WHATEVER THEY WERE DOING, THEY WERE ACTING LIKE IT, SO...

NO.

AND YOU CAN'T STAND IT.

STAND WHAT?

THAT YOUR LITTLE DANNY AND TROY ARE TOGETHER.

I AM SO PAST THAT.

I DON'T THINK YOU ARE.

YES I AM.

I SO AM.

WHERE DID YOU SEE THEM?

AT THE RESTAURANT ON THE CORNER.

WHAT?!

YES.

HEY, DON'T HIT ME.

Hattie: DANNY CHEATING ON ME?!

YOU SAID DANNY CHEATING ON ME?!

HEY, MS. HATTIE.

HIYA, PLIP.

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

IS DANNY CHEATING ON ME AT ANOTHER RESTAURANT?

HELL, IT WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME.

NONE OF YOUR CUSTOMERS CAN STAND YOU.

THE ONLY REASON WHY THEY EAT HERE IS 'CAUSE IT'S CHEAP.

YEAH, JUST LIKE YOUR MONKEY ASS.

SHUT THE HELL UP, FLOYD.

YES, SIR.

FLOYD...

I ADVISE YOU TO LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE,

BEFORE I BUST YOUR ASS TO THE WHITE MAN.

AND THAT AIN'T BUT TWO SECONDS OFF OF LINDA'S ASS, TOO.

WHOA, WHOA.

WAIT, WHAT? WHY?

[ Voice breaking ] YOUR WIFE...

'BOUT TO GET BEAT UP BY A LITTLE OLD GRANDLADY.

WELL, WHAT SHE DO?

HIDING THAT MEAN.

[ CHUCKLING ]

IS THAT IT?

WHAT THE HELL YOU MEAN, "HE‐HE, IS THAT IT?"

WELL, THAT'S WHAT SHE DO.

OH, REALLY?

YEAH.

SHE'S FRUSTRATED.

ABOUT?

THE BABY. SHE JUST WANTS TO HAVE IT.

WELL, I MEAN, HER MOTHER CARRIED HER FOR TWO YEARS.

THAT'S TYPICAL WITH THAT BREED OF ELEPHANT.

FLOYD, I BELIEVE YOUR JUGULAR

IS RIGHT AROUND IN HERE SOMEWHERE, FLOYD.

LOOK, SHE'LL BE BACK TO NORMAL AS SOON AS SHE HAS THE BABY.

WELL, I CAN'T WAIT THAT LONG, FLIP.

MAMA, WE'RE CLOSE.

FLIP.

HMM?

I ADVISE YOU TO TALK TO YOUR WIFE.

NOW YOU GOT DANNY RUNNING AROUND HERE,

GOING CRAZY, HER HOLLERING AT HIM,

HER HOLLERING AT ME.

I CAN'T TAKE THIS HERE NO MORE, FLIP.

SHE THREATENED ME, MAMA HATTIE.

SHE WAS NICE TO ME.

YOU DEAD AS A DOORKNOB. MM‐HMM

LOOK, JUST BEAR WITH HER A LITTLE LONGER.

SHE'LL BE FINE.

Linda: FLIP!

MA'AM?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!

UM...I CAME FOR LUNCH.

FOR LUNCH?

WHO DONE ATE MY LUNCH?

THERE'S NO TIME FOR EATING. THERE'S NO EATING, PHILIP.

[ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]

[ SHOUTING CONTINUES ]

DAMN, SHE DONE GOT WORSE.

YOU SEE THAT? I TOLD YOU SO.

BRO, YOU NEED TO HANDLE THIS.

IF YOU DON'T... I WILL, CUZ.

LOOK.

SHE JUST NEEDS TO HAVE THE BABY, THAT'S ALL.

FLIP, GO TALK TO YOUR WIFE.

SAVE YOUR WIFE, SAVE YOUR KIDS.

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SO DID YOU GET SHOT DOWN?

SHOT DOWN WITH WHAT?

WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WERE TRYING TO DO.

I WAS TRYING TO MEET WITH TROY.

WHY?

SO THAT YOU COULD GET BACK WITH DANNY.

WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DO THAT?!

DO YOU HAVE A BRAIN?

I THINK SO.

I WAS TRYING TO MAKE IT

SO THAT DANNY WON'T BE MAD AT US ANYMORE.

NO, NO. I ALREADY TOLD YOU.

HE'LL COME AROUND.

I WOULDN'T GIVE NO DAMN IF HE COME AROUND.

I'M GONNA TELL YOU ONE MORE AGAIN, FLIP.

LINDA NEEDS TO GO AHEAD AND HAVE THAT BABY.

MS. HATTIE, I CAN'T MAKE HER HAVE THE BABY.

WELL, WHY THE HELL NOT? YOU GOT HER PREGNANT.

NOW I'M TELLING YOU.

THIS HERE IS GETTING ON MY LAST NERVE.

THIS HERE IS CAUSING ME TO AGE PREMATURELY.

OKAY, WHAT BROUGHT THIS ON.

TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION.

DANNY'S WIFE IS THE ONE WHO CAUSED ALL THIS HERE, FLIP.

DANNY'S WIFE.

TROY? HELL YEAH, TROY.

I THOUGHT...

I THOUGHT WE SETTLED THAT.

WELL, SHE COME IN HERE THE OTHER DAY,

AND SHE OVERHEARD LINDA TALKING ABOUT IT.

I MEAN, SHE WAS DOGGING HER ASS.

I MEAN, SHE WAS LETTING HER HAVE IT.

SHE WALKED THROUGH THAT DOOR, AND, I MEAN, LINDA WAS GOING IN.

SHE WAS DOGGING HER ASS.

REALLY?

YEAH.

WHAT WAS SHE SAYING?

I REALLY DON'T REMEMBER WHAT SHE WAS SAYING,

BUT ALL I KNEW, IT WAS BAD.

OKAY, SO WHAT DID SHE SAY?

DIDN'T I JUST SAY I REALLY DON'T REMEMBER?

DREW, DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT SHE SAID?

[ CHUCKLING ] FINALLY!

I REMEMBER EVERYTHING.

EVERYTHING?

‐MM‐HMM ‐OKAY.

EVERYTHING. EVERYTHING.

UH... WHAT DID SHE SAY?

[ CHUCKLING ]

WELL, SHE WASN'T HAPPY,

AND IT WAS WHAT SHE DIDN'T SAY THAT WAS THE ISSUE, SO...

AAH!

OKAY, WHAT?

WELL, SHE DIDN'T SAY THAT SHE LIKED HER.

WELL, SHE AIN'T GOING TO SAY THAT.

AND SHE DIDN'T SAY THAT SHE WANTED HER SON

TO MARRY A MAN.

AND SHE DIDN'T SAY SHE WANTED HER GRAND BABY

TO HAVE A BIG ASS FOREHEAD.

AND SHE DIDN'T SAY WHAT SHE DIDN'T SAY

CAUSE SHE WAS DOGGING HER OUT.

AAH!

DOGGING HER OUT.

DOGGING HER OUT.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

IT'S ABOUT A FOOT OF TONGUE BETWEEN THE TWO OF Y'ALL.

LOOKING LIKE TWO LIZARDS ON A LILY PAD.

TECHNICALLY, FROGS ARE ON LILY PADS.

AND THEY FEELING FROGGY.

JUMP ALL UP IN YOURSELF, JUMP ON OVER.

THAT THING CAN CATCH SOME FLIES.

I HAVE NIGHTMARES ABOUT HER TONGUE.

AW!

WAIT A MINUTE.

[ IMITATING FLY ]

GET IT, GET IT.

STOP IT 'CAUSE YOU'RE MAKING THINGS WORSE.

[ SCOFFS ] HOW AM I MAKING IT WORSE?

BY STATING THE OBVIOUS.

OKAY, FOREHEAD.

I MEAN, GO AHEAD.

BLAME IT ON DREW.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'M GONNA GO BACK THERE AND TALK TO HER.

YEAH, YOU DO THAT, FLIP.

'CAUSE I'M AT THE END OF MY ROPE WITH THIS RIGHT HERE.

OKAY.

TELL YOU ONE THING, SHE GOT NONE OF THE TIDES

TO DO NOT NOW, NOT ON NOTHING.

I'M GOING TO TAKE ME A ROPE.

AND I'M GOING TO MAKE ME A NOOSE.

I KNOW. I KNOW.

YOU GOT ME? I GOT YOU.

SOMETIMES, YOU CAN'T SEE THE PICTURE

'CAUSE YOUR IN THE FRAME.

BUT DO YOU SEE THE PICTURE AND THE FRAME?

STOP WHILE YOU'RE AHEAD.

‐GO HANDLE YOUR BUSINESS. ‐OKAY, YES, MA'AM.

I'M TRYING TO.

GO AHEAD. YES, MA'AM.

GO AHEAD, FLIP. GO AHEAD.

H‐‐

WHERE YOU GOING, FLOYD?

TO SEE IF SHE GONNA KILL HIM.

WELL, YOU KNOW SHE WILL.

[ SIGHS ] WELL...

I AM NEVER GETTING PREGNANT.

HELL, WE KNOW THAT, DREW.

[ LAUGHTER ]

EXCUSE ME?

YOU KNOW DUDES DON'T GET PREGNANT.

WELL, TECHNICALLY, IF THE EGG TRAVELS ‐‐

DUDE, I DO NOT...

WANT TO HEAR YOUR EXPLANATION.

DON'T FORGET TO TIP.

[ CHUCKLING ]

AAH!

OUT THE DOOR, YOU OUT.

UNH!

I WONDER WHAT THEY TALKING ABOUT.

I KNOW.

WHAT, FLOYD?

YOU.

SHUT THE HELL UP, FLOYD.

LINDA SAID, I PRAY I NEVER LOOK LIKE MY MAMA

WHEN I GET HER AGE, 98.

AND I HOPE MY MAMA DIES A SLOW...

AND PAINFUL DEATH, AMEN.

WAIT, SLOW DOWN. SLOW DOWN.

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET.

LOOK, YOU'RE UPSETTING ME.

I'M NOT TRYING TO DO THAT.

WELL, YOU ARE.

WELL, HONEY, I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN STRESSED.

YEAH, YOU MAKING IT WORSE.

I'M SORRY.

AND THE DOCTOR SAID I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE STRESSED.

YOU RIGHT, I KNOW THAT.

THEN, WHY ARE YOU DOING IT?

I DON'T KNOW, BUT YOU STRESSING ME THE HELL OUT.

MS. HATTIE.

DON'T BE ROLLING UP ON ME LIKE THAT.

MS. HATTIE, I HAVE THIS.

I HAVE THIS.

WELL, HAVE THIS, FLIP.

HAVE AT THAT, FLIP.

HANDLE YOUR DAMN BUSINESS, SON.

SHE ONLY GET MAD AT ME 'CAUSE I TOLD YOU

TO LEAVE DANNY AND TROY ALONE.

MAMA!

WHAT GIRL?! WHAT?

YOU KEEP ON, AND YOU GONNA MAKE THAT BOY TURN ON YOU!

MY SON IS NOT TURNING ON ME!

[ COUGHS ] LOOKS LIKE HE'S TURNING TO ME.

[ COUGHS ] ME TOO.

EVERYBODY.

I GOT THIS.

DON'T LOOK LIKE YOU'RE DOING SUCH A GOOD JOB, PLAYER.

FLOYD...

I GOT THIS.

WELL, HANDLE IT.

SON.

YOU ALL HIT ME ONE MORE DAMN TIME...

LINDA, THAT BOY DON'T TALK TO YOU

AND WALKED CLEAN OUT THAT DOOR.

LOOK, THAT'S MY SON.

I CAN'T HELP IT IF I DON'T LIKE THAT GIRL.

YEAH BUT YOU GOING ABOUT IT THE WRONG WAY, LINDA.

WHAT, MAMA?

I THOUGHT YOU LEARNED SOMETHING THE LAST TIME.

I TOLD YOU THAT YOU GOT TO LEARN TO LET DANNY ‐‐

GROW UP, I KNOW. I HAVE TO LET HIM GROW UP.

EXACTLY. EXACTLY.

WELL, DANNY IS MY BABY.

YOU GOT ANOTHER BABY TO TEND TO, LINDA.

WELL, DANNY IS MY BABY.

THAT'S A GROWN ASS MAN.

A GROWN ASS, FINE ASS MAN.

DREW....

...CHILL YOUR LITTLE ASS OUT, HEAR ME?

HE'S SO FINE, HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MINE.

LINDA, YOU'VE GOT TO LEARN...

[ SCREAMS ]

I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT, MAMA!

[ SCREAMS ]

‐OH! ‐OH!!

‐HEY, HEY! WAIT. ‐COME ON, SIR.

Floyd: COME ON, CHAMP. COME ON, CHAMP.

WAIT. WAIT.

EVERYTHING ‐‐

EVERYTHING JUST BLACKED OUT THERE, FLOYD.

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IT'S ALL RIGHT, CHAMP. JUST RETURN TO YOUR CORNER.

WHAT YOU WANT, MAMA?

‐MNM‐MNM! ‐UH‐OH!

WHAT YOU WANT, MAMA?

IS SHE ASKING ME WHAT I WANT?!

I'LL SPEAK FOR HER.

THIS AIN'T WHAT YOU WANT, LINDA.

FLOYD, TELL HER. I CAN GIVE HER SOME!

SHE CAN GIVE SOME.

NOT TODAY, MAMA.

NOT TODAY.

Floyd: COME ON.

WE DON'T NEED TWO HEAVYWEIGHTS IN A DINER FIGHT LIKE THIS.

FLIP, TAKE CARE OF YOUR WIFE.

SAVE YOUR WIFE. SAVE YOUR UNBORN.

FOR REAL?

ALL RIGHT. RELAX, RELAX. IT'S YOUR MAMA.

LOOK. I'M TIRED OF THIS, MAMA!

I'M TIRED OF IT!

Floyd: MAN, SHE DONE GET GHETTO ON YOU.

SHE WON'T QUIT!

I'M TIRED OF IT, MAMA!

LINDA.

WHAT?!

I THINK YOU NEED TO GO 'HEAD AND GO ON MATERNITY LEAVE.

NO, MAMA!

I'M NOT GOING ON MATERNITY LEAVE!

I WAS ON BED REST, AND I WENT TO THE DOCTOR,

AND THE DOCTOR TOLD ME

IF I DON'T WANT TO BE PREGNANT FOR NINE MORE MONTHS,

LIKE YOU WERE,

THEN I GOT TO GET UP, AND I GOT TO MOVE!

IF I WANT THIS BABY TO COME DOWN,

THEN I GOT TO MOVE!

SO THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING, MAMA!

‐WAIT NOW. ‐I'M MOVING!

I'M MOVING.

‐LINDA! ‐SO THIS BABY WILL COME DOWN.

‐LINDA! ‐I'M MOVING. I'M MOVING.

I'M MOVING MAMA.

‐OH, GOD. ‐OH, GET IT.

‐I'M MOVING. I'M MOVING. ‐LINDA.

LEAVE ME ALONE, FLOYD. I'M MOVING.

STAY OUT OF THERE, UNCLE FLOYD.

HELL, I CAN'T STAY OUT OF IT.

YOU AND YOUR MAMA'S SO DAMN LOUD.

I CAN'T HELP BUT BE IN IT.

LINDA? [ SCREAMING ]

BABY, YOU ALL RIGHT?

I'M MOVING. I'M MOVING. YOU MOVING.

I NEED IT TO COME DOWN. ‐WHAT?

IT'S GONNA COME DOWN, LINDA.

I‐‐ I'M MOVING.

BABY, STOP MOVING.

I GOTTA MOVE. NO, STOP.

I CAN'T.

I CAN'T.

OH, DAMN!

SOMEBODY GET THE CAR!

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!

NO TIME!

THE BABY'S COMING RIGHT NOW.

IT'S TOO LATE, MOMMY. IT'S TOO LATE.

‐OH! ‐OH, DANG!

MAMA!

TOLD YOU TO GET SUPER ABSORBENT.