Original subtitles

YOU GET OUT OF HERE, AND YOU GET OUT OF HERE NOW!

HURRY UP!

PICK YOUR FEET UP.

WHAT HAPPENED?!

‐YOU HEARD ME. ‐DON'T TELL ME I HEARD YOU!

WHAT A PERFORMANCE.

WHERE DID YOU GET ALL OF THAT FROM?!

ALL OF THAT DRAMA!

HOW DO YOU EVEN HAVE TO DO ALL OF THAT?

MAKES NO DAMN SENSE, THE WAY YOU CARRIES ON.

WHERE YOU COULD'VE GOT ALL THAT ‐‐

W‐W‐WELL YOU GOT IT FROM YOUR DAD.

HAD TO GET IT FROM HIS SIDE OF THE FAMILY.

[ SCOFFS ]

'CAUSE MY SIDE OF THE FAMILY IS CLASSY.

WE DON'T ACT NO SUCH A WAY.

I‐I DON'T KNOW WHAT CAME OVER ME, MAMA.

I HAVE NO IDEA.

WHERE I WOULD GET ALL THOSE DRAMATICS FROM.

I MEAN, SURELY, YOU SHOULD BE IN A DRAMA MOVIE.

APPLAUSE FOR YOU, LINDA.

ALL OF THAT DAMN FOOLISHNESS.

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!

Y'ALL SHOULD'VE BEEN APPLAUDING

THE PERFORMANCE THE LITTLE HEIFER DID,

ALL UP IN HERE ACTING LIKE SHE LOVE MY COOKING.

KNOWING GOOD AND WELL SHE'S BEEN BEHIND MY BACK

TALKING TO SAM AND DREW ABOUT HOW SHE HATES MY COOKING.

WELL...

WE ALL HATE THAT DAMN CHISH.

I TOLD YOU IT WAS CHICKEN.

WELL, WE ALL HATED THAT CHISH.

HELL, I'VE BEEN FEELING LIKE IT'S SHARK WEEK

IN MY STOMACH ALL WEEK.

DON'T YOU START, MAMA.

I'M JUST TELLING YOU THE TRUTH!

[ SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY ]

DON'T YOU START.

THAT'S TRUE. THAT'S TRUE, NOW.

UNCLE FLOYD!

‐WHAT? I MEAN ‐‐ ‐DO NOT! DO NOT.

SORRY.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

HERE COMES ANOTHER PERFORMANCE.

‐GOT YOUR TICKET? ‐YEAH.

I DON'T CARE IF THE LITTLE HEIFER LIKED MY COOKING.

MY COOKING IS GOOD.

IT'S GREAT.

MY HUSBAND LOVES MY COOKING.

SO WE'RE GOOD.

RIGHT?

‐A...GREED. ‐GREED. [ CLEARS THROAT ]

RIGHT, RIGHT. RIGHT.

MY ISSUE IS THE GIRL GOING BEHIND MY BACK,

TO MY SON'S FRIENDS...

AND TALKING ABOUT ME.

THEN I GOT TO FIND OUT FROM SAM AND DREW

THAT SHE BEEN TALKING ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK,

AND SHE HATES MY COOKING.

WELL, LINDA, AGAIN, THE STOMACH ‐‐

NO, FLOYD.

NO.

I'M SORRY.

DANNY, I'M NOT LETTING THAT GIRL DISRESPECT ME.

‐MAMA ‐‐ ‐NO, DANNY.

YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING.

WELL, ALL I'M GONNA SAY IS THIS ‐‐

JUST BE CAREFUL.

I HAD SO MUCH HOPE THAT THE TWO OF YOU COULD GET ALONG.

WELL, I HOPED YOUR WIFE

WOULD LEARN TO RESPECT YOUR MOTHER.

BUT SINCE SHE HASN'T, AND SHE'S GOING BEHIND MY BACK,

TALKING TO SAM AND DREW ABOUT ME,

WE'RE NOT GONNA GET ALONG.

NO, I GUESS YOU'RE NOT.

W‐W‐W‐WELL, I‐I‐I THINK Y'ALL STILL GOT A CHANCE.

NOT AS LONG AS SAM IS AROUND.

AND WHAT'RE YOU GONNA PLAN ON DOING?

I'M GONNA PUT AN END TO THIS, ONCE AND FOR ALL.

WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING ON DOING?

YOU WILL SEE.

DANNY.

DANNY!

DANNY!

DAMN.

[ As Hattie ] THAT BOY WAS MAD AS HELL.

YEAH, HE GOT STEAM COMING OUT OF HIS EARS.

HE MAD AS HELL.

YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M ABOUT TO GO OVER TO THE BUILDING

'CAUSE I WANT TO SEE IT.

FLOYD.

WHAT? DON'T STAND THERE AND ACT

LIKE YOU DON'T WANT TO COME SEE IT, TOO.

‐DAMN SURE DO. ‐WAIT A MINUTE.

‐YOU GOING? ‐NAW, HELL NO.

ALL RIGHT, MAN.

♪♪♪♪

BABY, IT'S ALL CLEAN.

THANKS, BABE.

YOU ALL RIGHT?

YEAH, I'M GOOD.

YOU SURE?

YEAH.

OKAY.

SAY IT.

WHAT?

I KNOW YOU WANT TO SAY SOMETHING.

ABOUT WHAT?

ABOUT THE WHOLE DANNY AND TROY THING.

WELL...

WELL, D‐DO YOU THINK I'M BEING UNREASONABLE?

WELL ‐‐

YOU THINK I'M BEING UNREASONABLE.

WELL, I ‐‐

YOU THINK I'M BEING UNREASONABLE.

I THINK ‐‐

YOU THINK I'M BEING UNREASONABLE.

A‐A‐AND YOU THINK I SHOULD TALK TO HER.

YES, I DO.

THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY THAT, PHILIP?

BECAUSE, BABY, WHEN YOU ASK ME FOR MY ADVICE,

YOU ANSWER YOURSELF.

WELL, THAT'S 'CAUSE I ALREADY KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA SAY.

NO. IT'S BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT'S RIGHT.

S‐SO YOU'RE SAYING YOU'RE ALWAYS RIGHT?

NO, I'M SAYING, I KNOW YOU KNOW THE RIGHT THING TO DO.

WELL, DO YOU HATE MY COOKING?

BABY, I LOVE YOUR COOKING.

OKAY.

WELL, IS IT TOO SALTY?

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

W‐WHERE YOU GOING?

I SAID ‐‐ I SAID, IS IT TOO SALTY?

I'M JUST GONNA STRAIGHTEN THIS CHAIR ‐‐

SOMETIMES.

WHAT?

WHY DIDN'T YOU ‐‐

WELL, IS IT TOO SWEET?

I USE TOO MUCH SUGAR?

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

JUST A LITTLE.

PHILIP, WHY WOULDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT ‐‐

BEFORE NOW?

WELL, TIMING, BABY.

I MEAN, YOU SAY ANYTHING IN TIME.

WELL, I HO‐‐

I WISH YOU WOULD'VE HAD SAM'S TIMING

AND TOLD ME BEFORE HE DID.

OKAY, LET'S TALK ABOUT THAT. WHY DO YOU THINK HE TOLD YOU?

‐I DON'T KNOW. ‐YES, YOU DO.

WHY?

BECAUSE HE DOES NOT WANT THOSE TWO TOGETHER.

‐NO. ‐YES, YES.

HE WANTS DANNY ALL TO HIMSELF.

THAT'S HIS FRIEND, BABY.

LOOK, SAM IS A FRAT BROTHER, OKAY? THAT'S ALL ‐‐ HE'S A FRAT.

ALL HE WANTS TO DO IS PARTY ALL THE TIME,

AND HE DOESN'T WANT DANNY TO GROW UP.

YEP.

AND I CAN'T BELIEVE I FELL FOR IT.

[ CHUCKLES ] YEP. HOOK, LINE, AND SINKER.

JUST LI‐‐

JUST LIKE THAT FISH YOU COOKED.

I TOLD YOU, IT'S CHICKEN.

OKAY.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

WAIT ‐‐ WAIT TILL I SEE HIM.

NO, BABY. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

NO, I‐I‐I'M MORE CLEVER THAN THAT.

I SHOULDN'T HAVE LET ‐‐

I SHOULDN'T HAVE LET HIM GET ME LIKE THAT.

NO, BABY. NO.

BABY, YOU'RE PREGNANT.

WELL, YOU CAN'T BLAME EVERYTHING ON THE PREGNANCY, PHILIP.

SOME OF THIS I‐I ‐‐ IS ME.

WELL, BABY, LET'S JUST SAY WE'RE GONNA LET THIS ONE PASS.

‐WELL, I NEED TO TALK TO HER. ‐NO, NO, NO, NO. NO.

NO, NO, NO.

I GOT A FEELING THOSE TWO ARE GONNA NEED

SOME TIME ALONE TONIGHT.

YOU SURE?

I'M POSITIVE.

OKAY, NOW. COME ON. LET'S GO TO BED.

OKAY, BUT WAIT.

SO, WHAT YOU'RE TELLING ME, PHILLIP, NOW, FINALLY...

WHAT?

...IS YOU REALLY DON'T LIKE MY COOKING?

BABY, AW. BABY.

"TIMING" IS ALL I'M SAYING.

NO, BUT I'M SERIOUS, PHILIP.

B‐BABY.

Y‐Y‐YOU SHOULD'VE TOLD ME.

I MEAN, I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO FIND OUT FROM DANNY'S FRIENDS

AND OTHER PEOPLE AND THE LITTLE BOOT‐LEGGED,

LITTLE HEIFER HE MARRIED THAT MY COOKING IS TOO SALTY.

MAN, THEY MIGHT AS WELL CHANGE THE NAME TO JUST "HAVE NOTS."

NO ONE'S GOT NOTHING, ANYMORE.

IS HE BACK YET?

NO.

[ SIGHS ] YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS, SAM,

AND YOU'RE REALLY GONNA GET IT.

NO, I'M NOT.

YES, YOU ARE.

YOU GONNA GIVE IT?

SAM, WHEN DANNY REALIZES

THAT YOU WERE THE ONE WHO TOLD LINDA

THAT TROY DIDN'T LIKE HER COOKING,

YOU GUYS ARE GONNA HAVE IT OUT RIGHT HERE IN THIS APARTMENT.

[ WHIMPERS ]

OHHHH, NO, DANNY LOVES ME.

SAM, STOP TRYING TO GET IN BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM.

[ LAUGHS ] AS IF YOU HAVEN'T.

NO, I HAVEN'T.

DREW.

THAT WAS IN THE PAST, OKAY?

I DON'T DO THAT ANYMORE.

SINCE WHEN?

SINCE I REALIZED THAT HE LOVES DREW ‐‐

TREW ‐‐ TROY.

MM.

YOU DON'T SEE THE WAY

THAT THE TWO OF THEM LOOK AT EACH OTHER?

YEAH, I DO.

AND...?

AND NOTHING!

I LOOK THAT WAY AT MY PUPPY.

YOU DON'T HAVE A PUPPY.

I DID.

HEY...

WHERE'S THE PUPPY?

‐SAM. ‐HUH?

YOU ARE GOING TO RUIN YOUR FRIENDSHIP WITH HIM.

I'M TELLING YOU, YOU NEED TO DO RIGHT.

TAKE MY WORD ON THIS ONE.

[ LAUGHS ]

THIS IS NOT GONNA RUIN OUR FRIENDSHIP.

YES, IT WILL.

AH, DANNY AND I ARE WAY TOO...

CLOSE FOR THAT TO HAPPEN.

NO. DANNY'S DIFFERENT NOW.

NO, HE'S NOT!

YES, HE IS.

AND THE SAD THING IS THAT YOU DON'T EVEN REALIZE IT.

WHAT'S TO REALIZE? HE'S STILL THE SAME DANNY.

NO. THIS DANNY IS WAY MORE MATURE.

SINCE WHEN?

SINCE TROY.

NEED I REMIND YOU, THIS IS THE SAME DANNY

THAT EATS CEREAL OUT OF THE BOX

WITH NO MILK?

OKAY.

AND NEED I REMIND YOU THAT THIS DANNY SPENDS

A LOT OF THE TIME IN THE BEDROOM WITH HER?

W‐‐ THEY'RE PROBABLY JUST PLAYING CARDS.

NO, THEY'RE NOT.

I'VE HEARD THE ‐‐ ‐YOU'VE HEARD WHAT?

WELL, I HEARD THAT THEY'RE DOING SOMETHING

YOU'RE NOT FAMILIAR WITH.

THEY ARE MAKING...

LOVE.

WHAT'S THAT?

SAM, THIS IS GONNA BACKFIRE.

‐IT WILL NOT. ‐YES, IT WILL.

DANNY'S GETTING TIRED OF THIS GUY ‐‐

THIS GIRL,

AND HE'S GONNA MOVE ON.

NO!

NO, SAM, HE'S NOT.

I BET HE WILL.

OKAY.

WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT I BET?

I BET HE'LL GET TIRED OF YOU FIRST.

DREW.

I'M SERIOUS.

YOU REALLY NEED TO STOP THIS.

GOODNIGHT.

JUST REMEMBER THAT I WARNED YOU.

OOH! [ LAUGHS ]

GO TO YOUR CAULDRON.

DANNY.

IS TROY HERE?

WELL, HI TO YOU, TOO.

NO, SHE'S NOT HERE.

WHERE IS SHE?

OH! SHE HASN'T BEEN HOME!

GREAT.

TROY, CALL ME BACK, PLEASE.

I NEED TO TALK TO YOU.

WELL, WHAT'S GOING ON?

YOU TWO NEED TO STOP IT.

JUST STOP IT.

HONESTLY, DANNY, I DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THAT.

YES, YOU DID.

NO, I ‐‐ OKAY, I'M SORRY.

NOTHING TO DO WITH WHAT?

‐SAM, STOP IT. ‐NO, WHAT?

DON'T PLAY AROUND WITH ME, SAM.

W‐W‐WHAT IS IT?

YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.

NO, I DON'T.

DID SOMETHING HAPPEN AT DINNER?

SAM! HE'S NOT IN THE MOOD.

BUT DINNER DIDN'T GO TOO WELL?

YOU KNOW IT DIDN'T GO WELL, SAM.

WHAT HAPPENED?

KEEP IT UP. JUST KEEP IT UP.

SAM, WOULD YOU PLEASE JUST STOP.

WELL, WHAT IS IT?

NO, JUST LET HIM KEEP IT UP. LET HIM KEEP IT UP.

WHAT?

TROY, CALL ME, PLEASE.

STRAIGHT TO VOICEMAIL.

WHERE COULD SHE BE. OH! THE DILEMMA.

W‐W‐W‐W‐W‐W‐W‐W‐W‐W‐W‐WHERE YOU GOING, BRO?

‐DAMN IT. ‐SAM, PLEASE!

WHAT HAPPENED?

SAM, DAMN IT, JUST STOP.

‐WHAT? ‐YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID.

‐WHAT DID I DO? ‐SHUT UP, SAM.

JUST SHUT UP! ‐DANNY ‐‐

NO, I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU, SAM!

YOU HAVE USED MY WIFE'S CELLPHONE,

YOU HAVE WALKED IN ON HER AND ME IN OUR BEDROOM,

YOU TOOK THE BATHWATER THAT I RAN FOR HER,

AND YOU ATE THE BREAKFAST THAT SHE COOKED FOR ME,

AND NOW ‐‐ NOW YOU'VE DONE THIS.

YOU ARE TRYING TO COME BETWEEN US.

‐DANNY, I ‐‐ ‐NO, DAMN IT! I'M TALKING!

OKAY.

YOU KNOW THAT TROY AND MY MAMA ARE THE TWO

MOST IMPORTANT PEOPLE TO ME,

AND YOU PUT THEM AT ODDS WHEN I'VE WORKED

SO DAMN HARD TO GET THEM TOGETHER!

DANNY, I'M YOU'RE FRIEND. I WOULD NE‐‐

YOU'RE NOT MY FRIEND, SAM! YOU ARE NOT A FRIEND, AT ALL.

‐I WAS JUST ‐‐ ‐YOU WERE JUST WHAT?

JUST WHAT?

I WAS KIDDING.

DON'T YOU SAY THAT TO ME, SAM.

THIS IS MY LIFE.

MY LIFE THAT YOU ARE PLAYING AROUND WITH.

I MEAN, WHAT IS IT WITH YOU, SAM?

DOES IT KILL YOU TO SEE ME HAPPY?

DOES THAT HURT YOU?

DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL BAD TO KNOW THAT SOMEBODY LOVES ME?!

‐DANNY ‐‐ ‐DOES IT?!

NO, IT JUST ‐‐

I HAVE REASONS FOR THE THINGS ‐‐

REASONS?! IT DOESN'T MATTER WHATEVER YOUR REASON IS, SAM!

IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE IT'S SOME EXCUSE.

YOU ARE NOT A FRIEND OF MINE, SAM.

‐LOOK ‐‐ ‐WE ARE NOT FRIENDS, AT ALL.

DANNY.

YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN FRIENDS FOR A VERY LONG TIME.

PLEASE...

AND THAT GOES FOR YOU, TOO, DREW.

WHAT? ARE YOU SERIOUS? I S‐‐

NEI‐‐ NEITHER ONE OF YOU ARE FRIENDS OF MINE.

YOU HEAR ME?

‐I SAID I WAS SORRY, DANNY! ‐NO!

I'M DONE WITH YOU BOTH.

DANNY!

I TRIED TO WARN YOU!

YEAH.

HE'S REALLY UPSET.

YOU THINK, YOU DIMWIT?

I‐I‐I CAN'T BELIEVE HE SPOKE TO ME LIKE THAT.

REALLY?

WELL, YOU SHOULD.

I WAS JUST...

YOU WERE JUST WHAT?

YOU WERE JUST TRYING TO BREAK THEM UP!

[ Voice breaking ] THAT'S WHAT YOU'VE BEEN DOING

THIS ENTIRE TIME.

WELL, CONGRATULATIONS.

BECAUSE I THINK YOU GOT YOUR WISH.

‐DREW, I‐I ‐‐ ‐NO!

I'M WITH DANNY ON THIS ONE.

♪♪♪♪

[ CRYING ]

DAMN IT, SAM.

♪♪♪♪

‐TROY. ‐HEY.

WHAT'S WRONG?

NOTHING.

MM. YOU'VE BEEN EATING CHISH.

EVERY TIME WE STEP IN LINDA'S KITCHEN,

I SAY, "PLEASE, DON'T START NO CHISH."

[ SIGHS ]

SOMETHING HAPPENED AT THE DINNER, DIDN'T IT?

‐MM‐HMM. ‐RIGHT.

‐SO, HOW DID YOU KNOW? ‐UHH, NOTHING.

I‐I ‐‐ DON'T WORRY. ‐UNH‐UNH.

BRING THAT ASS BACK HERE.

I ALREADY KNOW.

LOOK, SAM TOLD MISS LINDA

THAT YOU DON'T LIKE HER COOKING.

THAT LITTLE SON OF A ‐‐ MM! MM!

CALM ‐‐ OKAY, CALM DOWN.

‐NO! ‐CALM DOWN.

I TOLD DANNY THAT HE NEEDED TO MOVE A LONG TIME AGO.

AND HE DID MOVE!

OKAY, DON'T GO THERE,

'CAUSE THAT DEMON IS LIVING WITH ME!

AND NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRY, I CAN'T CAST THAT OUT!

I DONE CALLED ON GOD PLENTY OF TIMES.

HE MOVED NEXT DOOR.

THAT DOES NOT COUNT.

YOU ARE SO NEEDY.

DO YOU EVEN HEAR YOURSELF?

DANNY DOES EVERYTHING FOR YOU.

NOW, HE DONE GAVE UP THE ONESIE.

GIRL, WE TRIED TO SEW BACK TOGETHER YOUR PANTIES!

LOOK, I DON'T NEED ANY MORE EXCUSES

FOR THIS RELATIONSHIP.

IT'S DONE, OKAY? I'M LEAVING.

YOU TALK A LOT OF CHISH.

IF YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE, FINE, OKAY? YOU CAN GO.

‐BYE. ‐BYE!

‐I'LL SEE YOU AROUND. ‐YOU GONNA SEE ME AROUND?

‐MM‐HMM. ‐OKAY, YOU SEE ME AROUND, CUZ.

AND MAKE SURE YOU LET HIM KNOW

THAT I'LL BE SENDING FOR MY THINGS.

OKAY, I'M GONNA LET HIM KNOW

THAT YOU'RE SENDING FOR YOUR THINGS.

‐OKAY. ‐OKAY, OKAY.

OKAY, COOL. BYE, DO YOU, BOO!

‐I WILL. ‐DO YOU!

THANK YOU.

TROY, WAIT, PLEASE.

TROY, ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THIS?

I DON'T THINK YOU WANT TO DO THIS.

DREW, IT'S DONE AND SO AM I.

WIPE YOUR TEARS.

MM, CHISH GAVE YOU A WHOLE NEW ATTITUDE.

I NEED TO EAT MORE CHISH.

MM‐HMM.

YOU COULD SURE USE SOME.

BYE!

BYE.

‐ELEVATOR'S THAT WAY, BOO. ‐I KNOW.

OOH, I CAN'T STAND NONE OF THESE PEOPLE!

MOVE!