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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,172 --> 00:00:08,208 [ KNOCKING ON DOOR ] 2 00:00:13,914 --> 00:00:15,415 FLOYD? 3 00:00:15,415 --> 00:00:16,817 [ KNOCKING CONTINUES ] 4 00:00:18,552 --> 00:00:20,587 FLOYD, THAT YOU? 5 00:00:20,587 --> 00:00:23,990 DIDN'T YOU CALL ME OVER HERE? 6 00:00:23,990 --> 00:00:25,559 GET IN HERE, FLOYD. 7 00:00:25,559 --> 00:00:28,428 GET IN! ‐WHAT THE ‐‐ WHAT? 8 00:00:28,428 --> 00:00:30,296 WHAT'S HAPPENING? 9 00:00:30,296 --> 00:00:32,432 ‐LOOK, FLOYD. ‐LOOK AT WHAT? 10 00:00:32,432 --> 00:00:34,601 DON'T, FLOYD, DON'T! 11 00:00:34,601 --> 00:00:37,037 WHAT? 12 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:40,140 NOT NOW! 13 00:00:40,140 --> 00:00:41,675 WELL, WHEN CAN I LOOK? 14 00:00:41,675 --> 00:00:43,409 AIN'T YOUR MAMA EVER TAUGHT YOU 15 00:00:43,409 --> 00:00:47,313 HOW TO BE SLICK ON THE SLY AND BE INCOGNEGRO? 16 00:00:49,215 --> 00:00:52,052 NO, MY MAMA AIN'T NEVER TOLD ME HOW TO BE SLICK ON THE SLY 17 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:55,021 AND BE INCOGNEGRO. 18 00:00:55,021 --> 00:00:56,890 WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? 19 00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:58,224 ‐FLOYD? ‐WHAT? 20 00:00:58,224 --> 00:00:59,492 THERE'S A CAR BEEN PARKED 21 00:00:59,492 --> 00:01:03,036 ACROSS THE STREET FOR TWO DAYS NOW. 22 00:01:03,036 --> 00:01:06,607 SO WHAT? THERE'S A CAR ACROSS THERE. AND? 23 00:01:06,607 --> 00:01:09,308 THAT AIN'T NO GOOD SIGN THERE, FLOYD. 24 00:01:09,308 --> 00:01:10,577 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 25 00:01:10,577 --> 00:01:12,613 IT'S A HEARSE! 26 00:01:12,613 --> 00:01:13,647 WHAT?! 27 00:01:13,647 --> 00:01:15,381 IT'S A HEARSE. 28 00:01:17,818 --> 00:01:20,186 GET OUT ‐‐ OUT THE DAMN WINDOW! 29 00:01:20,186 --> 00:01:23,289 STOP DOING THAT! 30 00:01:23,289 --> 00:01:25,425 YEAH, IT'S A HEARSE ALL RIGHT. 31 00:01:25,425 --> 00:01:27,027 THAT AIN'T A GOOD SIGN. 32 00:01:27,027 --> 00:01:29,630 LOOK AT IT. ‐I DID. 33 00:01:29,630 --> 00:01:31,765 WHAT IS IT DOING THERE? 34 00:01:31,765 --> 00:01:33,433 WAITING FOR YOU. 35 00:01:35,335 --> 00:01:36,703 IT AIN'T A GOOD SIGN, FLOYD. 36 00:01:36,703 --> 00:01:39,139 I FEEL IT. I KNOW THINGS. 37 00:01:39,139 --> 00:01:41,074 I SEE THINGS LIKE THIS. 38 00:01:41,074 --> 00:01:45,345 LOOK. WHAT? WHY IS IT NOT A GOOD SIGN? 39 00:01:45,345 --> 00:01:47,548 'CAUSE THERE WERE ONE... 40 00:01:47,548 --> 00:01:49,249 PARKED ACROSS THE STREET AT MISS SYLVIA'S HOUSE... 41 00:01:49,249 --> 00:01:50,551 UH‐HUH. 42 00:01:50,551 --> 00:01:53,353 AND THAT WOMAN WAS DEAD THREE WEEKS LATER. 43 00:01:53,353 --> 00:01:57,157 MISS SYLVIA GOT HIT BY A BUS. 44 00:01:57,157 --> 00:02:01,602 THAT'S 'CAUSE SHE COULDN'T SEE AROUND THAT DAMN HEARSE, FLOYD! 45 00:02:03,169 --> 00:02:05,939 SHE AIN'T EVEN SEE THE BUS COMING, FLOYD. 46 00:02:05,939 --> 00:02:08,609 SLAP! 47 00:02:08,609 --> 00:02:10,844 IT FLATTENED HER. 48 00:02:10,844 --> 00:02:14,515 I AIN'T EVEN KNOW IT WAS ‐‐ IT WAS MISS SYLVIA. 49 00:02:14,515 --> 00:02:19,418 YEAH, I REMEMBER THAT FUNERAL. THEY HAD THREE CASKETS FOR HER. 50 00:02:19,418 --> 00:02:21,454 LOOK, WHY YOU SAYING THAT'S NOT A GOOD SIGN? 51 00:02:21,454 --> 00:02:22,856 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED. 52 00:02:22,856 --> 00:02:26,026 MR. JONES ACTUALLY WORKS FOR THE FUNERAL HOME NOW. 53 00:02:26,026 --> 00:02:28,328 OKAY? SO IT WOULD BE A BAD SIGN 54 00:02:28,328 --> 00:02:30,163 IF HE DIDN'T WORK THERE. 55 00:02:30,163 --> 00:02:31,698 DAMN! 56 00:02:35,068 --> 00:02:38,138 HE DON'T WORK THERE ANYMORE. 57 00:02:38,138 --> 00:02:40,073 SO THIS IS A BAD SIGN, FLOYD. 58 00:02:40,073 --> 00:02:41,374 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 59 00:02:41,374 --> 00:02:44,044 HE DON'T? ‐NO. 60 00:02:44,044 --> 00:02:47,247 HE MOVED. 61 00:02:47,247 --> 00:02:48,381 MOVED WHERE? 62 00:02:48,381 --> 00:02:49,950 TO HELL. 63 00:02:51,918 --> 00:02:53,419 THAT'S EXACTLY WHERE YOU'RE GOING 64 00:02:53,419 --> 00:02:55,922 WITH YOUR SUPERSTITIOUS SELF. 65 00:02:57,357 --> 00:02:59,726 YOU GO TO HELL, THAT WILL BE A GOOD SIGN. 66 00:03:19,252 --> 00:03:21,021 GET YOU! 67 00:03:21,021 --> 00:03:24,958 FLOYD, NOW AIN'T A GOOD TIME TO DO THINGS LIKE THAT. 68 00:03:24,958 --> 00:03:27,260 I KNOW IT'S BAD. 69 00:03:27,260 --> 00:03:30,163 FLOYD, I'M TELLING YOU. SO ‐‐ SO WHAT HAPPENED? 70 00:03:30,163 --> 00:03:32,899 YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THEM CURLS UPSIDE YOUR HEAD! 71 00:03:35,335 --> 00:03:39,506 OKAY, LOOK. I ASKED THE WIDOW WHO THE HEARSE BELONGED TO. 72 00:03:39,506 --> 00:03:41,307 A‐AND WHAT THEY SAID? 73 00:03:41,307 --> 00:03:43,243 SHE AIN'T KNOW WHO IT BELONG TO. 74 00:03:43,243 --> 00:03:46,647 OH, HELL. YEAH. 75 00:03:46,647 --> 00:03:48,915 THERE YOU HAVE IT. 76 00:03:48,915 --> 00:03:50,483 HAVE WHAT? 77 00:03:50,483 --> 00:03:52,218 THIS... 78 00:03:52,218 --> 00:03:54,154 IS HOW THE LIFE 79 00:03:54,154 --> 00:03:56,823 OF HATTIE MAE ENDS. 80 00:03:57,758 --> 00:03:59,726 I CAN'T WAIT... 81 00:03:59,726 --> 00:04:02,736 TO READ THE END OF THAT STORY. 82 00:04:05,672 --> 00:04:08,341 HATTIE MAE LOVE... 83 00:04:08,341 --> 00:04:10,043 DIED... 84 00:04:11,411 --> 00:04:13,980 A BEAUTIFUL, SEXY... 85 00:04:13,980 --> 00:04:15,181 SENILE. 86 00:04:15,181 --> 00:04:17,918 STALLION. 87 00:04:17,918 --> 00:04:19,753 MULE. 88 00:04:19,753 --> 00:04:25,458 AND LEAVES BEHIND A FAMILY OF LOVING ‐‐ 89 00:04:25,458 --> 00:04:26,760 HATING. 90 00:04:26,760 --> 00:04:28,361 INDIVIDUALS. 91 00:04:28,361 --> 00:04:30,597 ONE PERSON. 92 00:04:30,597 --> 00:04:33,667 THAT LOVED HER DEARLY. 93 00:04:33,667 --> 00:04:34,768 YEAH, RIGHT. 94 00:04:36,770 --> 00:04:39,338 YOU AIN'T WRITING THIS DOWN? 95 00:04:39,338 --> 00:04:40,674 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 96 00:04:40,674 --> 00:04:43,376 THIS HERE MY OBIT‐ARY! 97 00:04:43,376 --> 00:04:44,611 WHAT?! 98 00:04:44,611 --> 00:04:46,847 I WON'T LINDA WRITE NOTHING DOWN FOR ME! 99 00:04:46,847 --> 00:04:48,414 YOU CAN'T 'PEND ON HER FOR NOTHING. 100 00:04:48,414 --> 00:04:49,883 YOU KNOW WHAT? DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 101 00:04:49,883 --> 00:04:51,217 I'LL WRITE IT DOWN MY DAMN SELF. 102 00:04:51,217 --> 00:04:53,153 HATTIE, HATTIE! STOP IT. 103 00:04:53,153 --> 00:04:54,855 YOU ARE NOT DYING. 104 00:04:54,855 --> 00:04:56,222 HOW YOU KNOW, FLOYD? 105 00:04:56,222 --> 00:04:59,492 UNFORTUNATELY, I DO KNOW. 106 00:04:59,492 --> 00:05:03,403 THEY SAY THAT EVIL LASTS FOR A VERY LONG TIME. 107 00:05:03,403 --> 00:05:05,471 FLOYD, DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT. 108 00:05:05,471 --> 00:05:08,642 [ CHUCKLES ] WAIT... 109 00:05:08,642 --> 00:05:10,577 THE DEVIL GETTING SENSITIVE? 110 00:05:12,112 --> 00:05:13,780 I AM. 111 00:05:13,780 --> 00:05:14,915 MNH‐MNH. NO. 112 00:05:14,915 --> 00:05:16,683 I AM, FLOYD. PLEASE DON'T MAKE THAT FACE. 113 00:05:16,683 --> 00:05:17,851 I AIN'T DOING THIS WITH YOU TODAY. 114 00:05:17,851 --> 00:05:19,319 JUST STOP IT, STOP. FLOYD. 115 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:23,524 FLOYD, REMEMBER ME WHEN I DIE. 116 00:05:23,524 --> 00:05:26,693 WHAT IS THERE TO REMEMBER? 117 00:05:26,693 --> 00:05:29,763 ALL THE GOOD TIMES WE HAD. 118 00:05:29,763 --> 00:05:32,298 GOOD TIMES? 119 00:05:32,298 --> 00:05:33,734 YEAH. 120 00:05:33,734 --> 00:05:36,069 ALL THE TIMES I MADE YOU LAUGH. 121 00:05:37,704 --> 00:05:40,541 YOU MEAN MADE ME CRY? 122 00:05:40,541 --> 00:05:43,409 YEAH, THAT, TOO, FLOYD. 123 00:05:43,409 --> 00:05:44,578 HATTIE, BYE. 124 00:05:44,578 --> 00:05:47,347 HEY, FLOYD! FLOYD... 125 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:51,384 REMEMBER ME AND MY FAMILY‐Y‐Y. 126 00:05:52,798 --> 00:05:56,850 ONLY PEOPLE GONNA REMEMBER YOU IS THE ♪♪ IRS ♪♪ 127 00:05:57,991 --> 00:05:59,726 DON'T SAY THAT NO DAMN MORE. 128 00:05:59,726 --> 00:06:01,301 OH, TOOK YOU ALL OUT YOUR PRAISE. 129 00:06:01,301 --> 00:06:03,403 WAIT. 130 00:06:03,403 --> 00:06:04,938 FLOYD? 131 00:06:04,938 --> 00:06:07,307 HMM? 132 00:06:07,307 --> 00:06:10,343 WILL ANYBODY REMEMBER ME WHEN I'M DEAD? 133 00:06:10,343 --> 00:06:13,113 YEAH. ALL THE PEOPLE THAT YOU WERE MEAN AND HATEFUL TO, 134 00:06:13,113 --> 00:06:16,717 ALL YOUR LIFE. 135 00:06:16,717 --> 00:06:21,054 BUT I WASN'T MEAN AND HATEFUL TO ANYBODY! 136 00:06:21,054 --> 00:06:23,557 HATTIE. I WASN'T, FLOYD! 137 00:06:23,557 --> 00:06:25,592 OKAY, OKAY. 138 00:06:25,592 --> 00:06:27,493 FLOYD... 139 00:06:27,493 --> 00:06:29,530 I'M GONNA MAKE SURE 140 00:06:29,530 --> 00:06:33,867 EVERYBODY REMEMBER ME WHEN I'M DEAD. 141 00:06:33,867 --> 00:06:36,169 WHAT ARE YOU GETTING READY TO DO? 142 00:06:36,169 --> 00:06:38,371 YOU'LL SEE. HATTIE. 143 00:06:38,371 --> 00:06:39,840 YOU'LL SEE, FLOYD. 144 00:06:39,840 --> 00:06:41,207 DON'T DO NOTHING STUPID. 145 00:06:41,207 --> 00:06:44,110 WHAT YOU MEAN BY DON'T DO NOTHING STUPID? 146 00:06:44,110 --> 00:06:48,448 LIKE DON'T ACT LIKE...HATTIE. 147 00:06:48,448 --> 00:06:50,917 YOU KNOW WHAT, FLOYD? 148 00:06:50,917 --> 00:06:52,953 I'M GONNA STAY AT HOME, 149 00:06:52,953 --> 00:06:57,758 AND I'M GONNA WRITE HATTIE MAE MEMOROYS [Memoirs] 150 00:07:00,093 --> 00:07:02,669 YOU SAY WHAT ABOUT YOUR HEMORRHOIDS? 151 00:07:04,671 --> 00:07:08,241 I SAID I'M GONNA WRITE HATTIE MAE MEMOROYS [Memoirs] 152 00:07:10,644 --> 00:07:12,979 MEMOIRS! 153 00:07:12,979 --> 00:07:14,214 THAT'S IT. 154 00:07:14,214 --> 00:07:16,416 I'M GONNA STAY HERE ALL WEEKEND, 155 00:07:16,416 --> 00:07:20,921 AND I'M GONNA WRITE DOWN HATTIE MAE "MEMOROYS". 156 00:07:20,921 --> 00:07:26,760 THE LIFE OF HATTIE MAE AND ALL HER THINGS. 157 00:07:26,760 --> 00:07:29,462 AND I'M GONNA TELL EVERYBODY. THAT WHAT I'M GONNA DO. 158 00:07:29,462 --> 00:07:33,567 ‐HATTIE, YOU AIN'T GOT NO STORY. ‐YES, THE HELL I DO, TOO! 159 00:07:33,567 --> 00:07:37,103 DON'T NOBODY WANT TO HEAR ABOUT ALL YOUR YEARS IN THE CIRCUS. 160 00:07:38,371 --> 00:07:40,240 YEAH. 161 00:07:40,240 --> 00:07:45,311 THOSE WERE MY GLORY YEARS, FLOYD. 162 00:07:45,311 --> 00:07:49,616 THAT'S IT. I'M GONNA WRITE EVERYTHING DOWN. 163 00:07:49,616 --> 00:07:52,052 AND I'M GONNA TELL THE WORLD. 164 00:07:54,387 --> 00:07:56,623 FINE. DO IT. DO WHAT YOU SAID. 165 00:07:56,623 --> 00:07:58,324 I WILL, I WILL. GO RIGHT AHEAD. 166 00:07:58,324 --> 00:08:00,426 ‐I SURE AM. ‐ALL RIGHT. 167 00:08:00,426 --> 00:08:02,402 THE LIFE... 168 00:08:02,402 --> 00:08:04,805 AND THE MEMOROYS 169 00:08:04,805 --> 00:08:10,410 AND ALL THE THINGS OF HATTIE MAE LOVE. 170 00:08:13,647 --> 00:08:17,350 5'11"... 171 00:08:17,350 --> 00:08:19,553 LONG BROWN HAIR. 172 00:08:21,522 --> 00:08:24,691 36‐22‐36. 173 00:08:26,727 --> 00:08:31,665 WITH A SMOOTH, DAINTY SWOO... 174 00:08:31,665 --> 00:08:36,002 THE SEXY, THE ONE AND ONLY... 175 00:08:36,002 --> 00:08:41,775 HATTIE MAE LOVE. 176 00:08:41,775 --> 00:08:44,077 A FICTION. 177 00:08:52,619 --> 00:08:54,287 WHAT THE HELL? 178 00:08:56,189 --> 00:08:58,525 I KNOW SHE DIDN'T WRITE ABOUT MY RASH. 179 00:09:01,602 --> 00:09:03,804 MIKE, YOU GOT A RASH, TOO? 180 00:09:03,804 --> 00:09:07,307 ALLEGEDLY. 181 00:09:07,307 --> 00:09:09,543 YOURS IS SHAPED LIKE THE STATE OF TEXAS?! 182 00:09:11,612 --> 00:09:15,248 MIKE, SHOW ME YOUR TATTOO OF HATTIE'S NAME ON YOU. 183 00:09:17,150 --> 00:09:20,320 HEY, MAN, I HAD TO DO WHAT I HAD TO DO TO GET THE JOB. 184 00:09:20,320 --> 00:09:22,723 THE GARDEN'S REAL. 185 00:09:22,723 --> 00:09:24,925 I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THEY COULD PUT A TATTOO THERE. 186 00:09:27,027 --> 00:09:29,029 WAIT A MINUTE. 187 00:09:29,029 --> 00:09:32,866 IT SAYS HERE, "BECAUSE OF THE SIZE... 188 00:09:34,768 --> 00:09:37,303 ...THEY COULD ONLY GET H‐A." 189 00:09:39,405 --> 00:09:41,107 HA! 190 00:09:42,442 --> 00:09:45,546 EVERY TIME YOU PULL IT OUT, I GUESS YOU SAY, "HA!" 191 00:09:48,582 --> 00:09:49,850 BABY. 192 00:09:52,118 --> 00:09:53,987 I KNOW. 193 00:09:53,987 --> 00:09:57,090 OH. OH. OH. 194 00:09:57,090 --> 00:09:59,092 OOH! I KNOW. 195 00:10:01,167 --> 00:10:02,402 OOH.OOH. 196 00:10:02,402 --> 00:10:03,937 ‐OH, MAMA. ‐OOH. 197 00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:04,605 OH, MAMA. 198 00:10:04,605 --> 00:10:05,706 OOH. 199 00:10:05,706 --> 00:10:08,441 BABY? 200 00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:11,778 YEAH, I KNOW. 201 00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:14,347 LET'S TALK ABOUT PAGE 96. 202 00:10:17,417 --> 00:10:19,520 NOW... [ CHUCKLES UNEASILY ] 203 00:10:19,520 --> 00:10:21,555 ‐YOU SAID... ‐NO, NO, NO. BABY, BABY. 204 00:10:21,555 --> 00:10:25,391 BABY, THAT WAS ‐‐ THAT WAS BEFORE YOU. 205 00:10:25,391 --> 00:10:29,863 IT WAS BEFORE, IN MY OTHER LIFE. 206 00:10:29,863 --> 00:10:32,733 BEFORE THIS LIFE. 207 00:10:32,733 --> 00:10:34,434 BUT, BABY... 208 00:10:34,434 --> 00:10:39,640 YOU SAID I WAS THE FIRST ONE. 209 00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:42,743 AND YOU WERE. 210 00:10:42,743 --> 00:10:45,846 BECAUSE THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME... 211 00:10:45,846 --> 00:10:48,849 I DID IT WITH YOU. 212 00:10:48,849 --> 00:10:51,184 BABY, I THINK SOME TIME AWAY ‐‐ 213 00:10:51,184 --> 00:10:54,254 YOU KNOW WHAT, BABY? [ LAUGHS ] 214 00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:57,591 I'M ‐‐ YOU ‐‐ WE READ ENOUGH. 215 00:10:57,591 --> 00:10:59,459 YOU DON'T NEED TO READ ANY MORE. 216 00:11:01,868 --> 00:11:04,538 YOUR MAMA WAS TALKING ABOUT US. 217 00:11:04,538 --> 00:11:07,007 I KNOW. 218 00:11:08,542 --> 00:11:12,646 SHE EVEN HAS ILLUSTRATIONS. 219 00:11:12,646 --> 00:11:14,414 THEY'RE REALLY SMALL, BUT... 220 00:11:16,583 --> 00:11:19,252 IS THAT ME?! 221 00:11:19,252 --> 00:11:21,655 I SAID THEY REALLY SMALL. 222 00:11:23,156 --> 00:11:26,292 THAT'S IRONIC. MINE'S THE ONLY ONE IN COLOR. 223 00:11:26,292 --> 00:11:29,095 WHAT A SECOND! 224 00:11:29,095 --> 00:11:31,097 AM I... 225 00:11:31,097 --> 00:11:33,700 AM I THE LONELY SPINSTER? 226 00:11:33,700 --> 00:11:36,069 OH, HELL NO! 227 00:11:36,069 --> 00:11:37,804 [ LAUGHS ] 228 00:11:37,804 --> 00:11:40,707 I MEAN, HELL NO! 229 00:11:40,707 --> 00:11:42,676 'CAUSE I GOT MENSES. 230 00:11:42,676 --> 00:11:44,611 MANY MENSES. 231 00:11:44,611 --> 00:11:47,681 ALL MY HOS. 232 00:11:47,681 --> 00:11:50,617 MIKE HAS A RASH THE SHAPE OF TEXAS? 233 00:11:52,753 --> 00:11:56,857 WAIT. AM I THE WHORE WHO STOLE HER GRANDSON? 234 00:11:56,857 --> 00:11:59,492 THAT WOULD BE YOU, BABY. 235 00:12:01,535 --> 00:12:03,036 THEN YOU MUST BE THE GRANDSON 236 00:12:03,036 --> 00:12:05,872 WHO SHE DIDN'T THINK WAS INTO WHORES. 237 00:12:05,872 --> 00:12:07,273 ‐WHAT? ‐MM‐HMM. 238 00:12:07,273 --> 00:12:09,209 LET ME SEE THAT! 239 00:12:09,209 --> 00:12:11,978 PAGE 156. 240 00:12:11,978 --> 00:12:13,980 I'M GONNA KILL GRANDMA! 241 00:12:16,750 --> 00:12:19,820 YOU'RE NOT A WHORE, BABY. 242 00:12:19,820 --> 00:12:21,254 I'M INTO WHORES. 243 00:12:22,689 --> 00:12:24,024 HMM? 244 00:12:33,333 --> 00:12:35,802 MIKE, YOU MIGHT NEED TO GET TESTED. 245 00:12:41,708 --> 00:12:43,510 HEY, 122. 246 00:12:45,178 --> 00:12:51,585 HEY, 14, 15, 16, 17, 22, AND 44. 247 00:12:53,854 --> 00:12:56,923 ‐WE HAVE A PROBLEM. ‐I'LL SAY. 248 00:12:56,923 --> 00:13:00,561 ‐OH, SO YOU'VE READ IT, TOO. ‐OH, HELL, WE ALL READ IT. 249 00:13:00,561 --> 00:13:02,135 I CAN'T BELIEVE HER! 250 00:13:02,135 --> 00:13:05,939 BELIEVE IT, SON. BELIEVE IT. 251 00:13:05,939 --> 00:13:08,308 I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO HER. 252 00:13:08,308 --> 00:13:12,378 ‐I DO. ‐HMM, YEAH, THE DEVIL. 253 00:13:12,378 --> 00:13:15,415 I WAS GONNA SAY SAM. 254 00:13:15,415 --> 00:13:17,684 SAME THING. 255 00:13:17,684 --> 00:13:20,153 WHAT?! 256 00:13:20,153 --> 00:13:23,857 OH, DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DIDN'T COME ACROSS 187. 257 00:13:25,792 --> 00:13:28,862 CAME ACROSS A LOT OF THINGS. 258 00:13:28,862 --> 00:13:30,864 LOOK, I MEAN, WE ALWAYS JOKED ABOUT IT AND EVERYTHING, 259 00:13:30,864 --> 00:13:32,733 BUT I NEVER BELIEVED IT TO BE TRUE. 260 00:13:32,733 --> 00:13:36,537 IT'S NOT TRUE! 261 00:13:36,537 --> 00:13:38,338 THIS IS ALL FICTION! 262 00:13:40,607 --> 00:13:42,943 NO, IT'S NOT. 263 00:13:42,943 --> 00:13:45,178 YEAH, WELL, IF WHAT SHE WROTE ABOUT ME IS TRUE, 264 00:13:45,178 --> 00:13:48,782 THEN WHAT SHE WROTE ABOUT YOU IS TRUE! 265 00:13:48,782 --> 00:13:50,651 WELL, IT'S FICTION! 266 00:13:50,651 --> 00:13:53,186 OH! SO AS A LITTLE BOY, 267 00:13:53,186 --> 00:13:55,856 YOU DIDN'T TRY ON YOUR MOMMY'S DRESSES... 268 00:13:55,856 --> 00:13:57,758 OR HER SHOES? 269 00:13:59,626 --> 00:14:02,135 MY MAMA HAD REALLY COOL SHOES! 270 00:14:02,135 --> 00:14:06,873 OH! OH, BABY, DON'T ‐‐ DON'T TRY THAT. 271 00:14:06,873 --> 00:14:09,275 SORRY, MAMA. 272 00:14:11,545 --> 00:14:14,781 MY MOTHER HAS LOST HER MIND. 273 00:14:14,781 --> 00:14:16,550 UNCLE FLOYD, WHERE IS SHE? 274 00:14:16,550 --> 00:14:18,852 SHE SAID SHE HAD A MEETIN' OR SOMETHIN'. 275 00:14:18,852 --> 00:14:21,254 A MEETIN' WITH WHO?! 276 00:14:22,322 --> 00:14:24,558 HELL, I DON'T KNOW. 277 00:14:24,558 --> 00:14:28,028 WHY DID ALL OF A SUDDEN WE GET TO OKLAHOMA? 278 00:14:28,028 --> 00:14:30,030 LISTEN... 279 00:14:30,030 --> 00:14:32,132 I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT SHE WROTE 280 00:14:32,132 --> 00:14:34,367 ALL OUR BUSINESS DOWN IN HER BOOK. 281 00:14:36,236 --> 00:14:40,707 WELL, SHE SAID IT WAS HER MEMOIRS. 282 00:14:40,707 --> 00:14:44,645 WELL, HER MEMOIRS ARE APPARENTLY OUR MEMOIRS. 283 00:14:46,046 --> 00:14:49,049 EXCEPT FOR THE CIRCUS YEARS. 284 00:14:49,049 --> 00:14:50,250 [ LAUGHS ] 285 00:14:50,250 --> 00:14:52,719 THOSE THINGS SHE DID IN THOSE BUNKHOUSES! 286 00:14:54,721 --> 00:14:57,558 THAT'S NASTY. 287 00:14:57,558 --> 00:14:59,826 ACTUALLY, I WAS QUITE IMPRESSED. 288 00:15:02,302 --> 00:15:04,204 SHE SURE WAS AGILE. 289 00:15:06,039 --> 00:15:07,774 UH, HELLO! 290 00:15:07,774 --> 00:15:09,009 DAUGHTER HERE. 291 00:15:10,911 --> 00:15:14,347 AND GRANDSON GROSSED THE HELL OUT! 292 00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:15,749 SORRY, BABE. 293 00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:18,018 I'M NOT HAPPY. 294 00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:20,253 I MEAN, NEITHER AM I. NONE OF US ARE. 295 00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:21,888 I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE DID THIS. 296 00:15:21,888 --> 00:15:23,323 ME, EITHER. 297 00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:25,091 I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT SHE WROTE ABOUT ME. 298 00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:26,927 IT'S OKAY, BABY. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 299 00:15:26,927 --> 00:15:28,494 I THOUGHT SHE LIKED ME. 300 00:15:28,494 --> 00:15:30,731 YEAH, WELL, APPARENTLY, SHE DON'T LIKE NONE OF US. 301 00:15:30,731 --> 00:15:32,032 HM! 302 00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:34,901 WELL, SHE DID CALL ME HER VANILLA TREAT. 303 00:15:34,901 --> 00:15:36,903 [ EXHALES ] 304 00:15:36,903 --> 00:15:39,105 THE THINGS YOU DID WITH HER. 305 00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:43,076 ‐OH. ‐DISGUSTING. 306 00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:45,946 ALLEGEDLY. 307 00:15:45,946 --> 00:15:49,382 YOU KNOW WHAT? WE'RE ALL HERE. 308 00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:52,385 LET'S GO OVER TO HER HOUSE, 309 00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:54,487 TEAR THE PLACE APART. 310 00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:57,023 WE CAN LEAVE MIKEY TO WATCH THE DINER. 311 00:15:57,023 --> 00:16:00,026 FIND EVERY COPY AND BURN THEM. 312 00:16:00,026 --> 00:16:01,434 YES! 313 00:16:02,869 --> 00:16:04,370 ALL RIGHT. 314 00:16:04,370 --> 00:16:05,506 WHERE DO WE START? 315 00:16:05,506 --> 00:16:08,008 ‐EVERYWHERE. ‐ALL RIGHT. 316 00:16:08,008 --> 00:16:09,843 I'M GONNA TAKE THE BEDROOM. 317 00:16:09,843 --> 00:16:11,645 HEY, HEY! 318 00:16:11,645 --> 00:16:13,479 I'M SURE YOU KNOW THAT REAL WELL. 319 00:16:13,479 --> 00:16:16,216 ABOUT AS WELL AS YOU KNOW THE BASEMENT. 320 00:16:16,216 --> 00:16:18,619 HEY! DON'T! 321 00:16:18,619 --> 00:16:21,187 SO LET'S NOT. 322 00:16:21,187 --> 00:16:22,956 WOULD YOU GUYS CUT IT OUT? 323 00:16:22,956 --> 00:16:24,858 ‐I'LL TAKE THE ATTIC! ‐NO! 324 00:16:27,027 --> 00:16:30,263 ‐WHY NOT? ‐PAGE 128! 325 00:16:32,332 --> 00:16:33,934 OH, YEAH. 326 00:16:33,934 --> 00:16:35,702 LET SAM TAKE THE ATTIC. 327 00:16:35,702 --> 00:16:37,237 WHY SAM?! 328 00:16:37,237 --> 00:16:40,273 SAM, YOU KNOW THAT ATTIC VERY WELL. 329 00:16:40,273 --> 00:16:42,075 ‐WHAT? ‐MMM. 330 00:16:42,075 --> 00:16:44,444 BUT IT'S DARK AND MUSTY. 331 00:16:44,444 --> 00:16:46,680 WE DON'T HAVE TO SEARCH MAMA HATTIE ‐‐ 332 00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:48,081 SHE'S NOT HERE. 333 00:16:48,081 --> 00:16:50,383 OKAY, FINE. 334 00:16:50,383 --> 00:16:53,119 LOOK, LET'S JUST HURRY UP BEFORE SHE GETS BACK. 335 00:16:53,119 --> 00:16:54,755 ‐LET'S GO. ‐I'M GONNA TAKE THE KITCHEN. 336 00:16:54,755 --> 00:16:56,790 GOOD IDEA. 337 00:16:56,790 --> 00:17:00,293 ‐UPSTAIRS. ‐WHY? 338 00:17:00,293 --> 00:17:01,735 'CAUSE YOU ONLY WANT TO GO IN THE KITCHEN 339 00:17:01,735 --> 00:17:03,970 BECAUSE YOU WANT TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT. 340 00:17:03,970 --> 00:17:07,207 ‐WHAT? ‐UPSTAIRS. 341 00:17:07,207 --> 00:17:08,141 SORRY. 342 00:17:23,323 --> 00:17:24,825 AIN'T THIS MY HOUSE? 343 00:17:26,459 --> 00:17:28,394 WHAT THE HELL Y'ALL DOING IN MY HOUSE? 344 00:17:28,394 --> 00:17:29,596 ‐MAMA! ‐WHAT?! 345 00:17:29,596 --> 00:17:30,964 DON'T "MAMA" ME. 346 00:17:32,265 --> 00:17:33,667 WE NEED TO TALK TO YOU. 347 00:17:33,667 --> 00:17:36,803 ABOUT WHAT? 348 00:17:36,803 --> 00:17:39,005 YOUR BOOK. 349 00:17:39,005 --> 00:17:41,007 WHAT ABOUT MY BOOK? 350 00:17:41,007 --> 00:17:43,544 YOUR BOOK IS NOT YOUR BOOK. 351 00:17:43,544 --> 00:17:46,379 IT AIN'T? 352 00:17:47,447 --> 00:17:49,182 NO, MAMA, IT'S ALL ABOUT US, 353 00:17:49,182 --> 00:17:50,917 AND WE DON'T LIKE IT. 354 00:17:50,917 --> 00:17:54,855 ‐YOU DON'T? ‐NO, WE DON'T. 355 00:17:54,855 --> 00:17:56,523 WELL, HELL, I TOLD Y'ALL'S SECRETS. 356 00:17:56,523 --> 00:17:59,292 I WASN'T FIXIN' TO TELL MINE. 357 00:17:59,292 --> 00:18:02,168 NOW WHAT THE HELL Y'ALL WANT TO DO ABOUT IT? 358 00:18:02,168 --> 00:18:03,904 THERE AIN'T ONE OF YOU LOOK BIG ENOUGH 359 00:18:03,904 --> 00:18:05,606 TO DO NOTHING TO ME. 360 00:18:05,606 --> 00:18:08,041 HELL, I TOLD THE TRUTH. 361 00:18:08,041 --> 00:18:09,910 ALLEGEDLY! 362 00:18:11,211 --> 00:18:12,746 WELL, SAM, 363 00:18:12,746 --> 00:18:16,917 YOU OUT OF EVERYBODY HERE KNOW WHAT THE TRUTH IS. 364 00:18:16,917 --> 00:18:19,953 ♪♪ POT SHAKER, POT SHAKER, POT SHAKER ♪♪ 365 00:18:19,953 --> 00:18:21,387 ‐OH! ‐[ CACKLES ] 366 00:18:21,387 --> 00:18:23,056 LEMON LIME, RIGHT ON TIME. 367 00:18:23,056 --> 00:18:25,692 OH! MISS HATTIE! 368 00:18:25,692 --> 00:18:29,930 [ SIGHS ] 50 SHADES OF... 369 00:18:29,930 --> 00:18:31,397 ...OLD AS HELL. 370 00:18:34,267 --> 00:18:36,236 THAT TOO, FLOYD. 371 00:18:36,236 --> 00:18:39,873 I THINK I'M GONNA BE SICK. 372 00:18:39,873 --> 00:18:43,143 [ LAUGHS ] HE WERE. [ LAUGHS ] 373 00:18:43,143 --> 00:18:46,479 ‐STOP IT! ‐MAMA! 374 00:18:46,479 --> 00:18:49,415 ‐HUH? ‐WE DON'T WANT ANYBODY ELSE TO SEE THIS BOOK. 375 00:18:49,415 --> 00:18:51,384 [ SCOFFS ] TOO LATE. 376 00:19:02,368 --> 00:19:03,704 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 377 00:19:03,704 --> 00:19:07,874 OOH, I GOT ME A NICE PIECE OF CHANGE. 378 00:19:10,110 --> 00:19:14,214 ‐WHAT? ‐I MEAN, THEY PAID ME GOOD, TOO. 379 00:19:14,214 --> 00:19:17,217 WELL, HOW MUCH DID YOU GET, MAMA? 380 00:19:17,217 --> 00:19:19,419 I WAS JUST TEASING WITH Y'ALL. 381 00:19:22,188 --> 00:19:24,257 WELL, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, MAMA? 382 00:19:24,257 --> 00:19:25,626 I TOOK IT OVER THERE TO WILLIAM 383 00:19:25,626 --> 00:19:26,927 & WILLIAM AND WILLIAM 384 00:19:26,927 --> 00:19:28,562 & WILLIAM AND WILLIAM 385 00:19:28,562 --> 00:19:30,296 & WILLIAM AND WILLIAM 386 00:19:30,296 --> 00:19:33,534 & WILLIAM & JONES... 387 00:19:33,534 --> 00:19:35,468 PUBLISHING COMPANY. 388 00:19:36,570 --> 00:19:38,271 AND THEY TOLD ME I NEED TO HANG UP 389 00:19:38,271 --> 00:19:40,206 WITH MY WRITING SKILLS. 390 00:19:42,275 --> 00:19:45,178 YOU KNOW THEY TOLD ME I SUCK. 391 00:19:46,780 --> 00:19:48,849 Both: PAGE 296. 392 00:19:51,217 --> 00:19:53,687 AND THEY SAID COULDN'T NONE OF THAT STUFF IN THAT BOOK 393 00:19:53,687 --> 00:19:54,855 EVEN BE TRUE. 394 00:19:56,256 --> 00:19:59,092 SO I JUST BUST THAT BASTARD UP 395 00:19:59,092 --> 00:20:01,101 AND THROWED IT IN THE GARBAGE CAN. 396 00:20:02,936 --> 00:20:04,304 WHO, WILLIAM & WILLIAM AND WILLIAM 397 00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:06,607 & WILLIAM AND WILLIAM... 398 00:20:06,607 --> 00:20:09,309 WILLIAM & WILLIAM AND WILLIAM... 399 00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:12,345 & JONES? 400 00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:13,413 OR THE BOOK? 401 00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:17,417 THE BOOK, FLOYD! 402 00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:20,253 ‐OOH! ‐WHEW. 403 00:20:21,955 --> 00:20:26,326 SO I GUESS NOBODY WILL REMEMBER ME WHEN I DIE. 404 00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:27,994 MAMA [CHUCKLES] 405 00:20:27,994 --> 00:20:30,363 WE'LL REMEMBER YOU WHEN YOU DIE. 406 00:20:32,866 --> 00:20:34,300 YOU WILL? 407 00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:36,002 AIN'T THAT NICE. 408 00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:37,738 THAT'S SO NICE. 409 00:20:37,738 --> 00:20:42,475 YEAH, WE'LL REMEMBER YOU FOR TELLING ALL OUR BUSINESS. 410 00:20:42,475 --> 00:20:44,244 STOP IT, UNCLE FLOYD. 411 00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:45,879 I'LL BE GLAD WHEN SHE PUT ON HER 412 00:20:45,879 --> 00:20:48,348 FINAL CHURCH SHOES AND DIE. 413 00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:51,952 UNCLE FLOYD! 414 00:20:51,952 --> 00:20:54,120 ALLEGEDLY. 27119