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♪♪♪♪
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OH, I LOVED THAT MOVIE.
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I DID, TOO.
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THANKS FOR
SUGGESTING IT, TROY.
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I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA LIKE IT.
HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT?
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BECAUSE IT HAD
EVERYTHING WE LOVE ‐‐
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ROMANCE, LOVE, PASSION.
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Philip: YEAH,
AND EVERYTHING WE HATE.
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RIGHT.
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WHATEVER.
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WHAT?
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DANNY, YOU KNOW
YOU LOVED THAT MOVIE.
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PSH, NO, I DIDN'T.
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PSH, YES, YOU DID.
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AND SO DID PHILIP.
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IT WAS ALL RIGHT...
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FOR A CHICK FLICK.
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THAT'S REAL FUNNY HOW YOU TWO
CLAIM YOU DIDN'T LIKE IT,
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BUT YOU SURE DID CRY
DURING THE WHOLE FILM.
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WH‐‐ US?
[ LAUGHS ]
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NAH, NAH. PLEASE.
AW, YOU TRIPPIN'.
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WE WEREN'T CRYING.
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NAH, WE WEREN'T CRYING.
THAT AIN'T WHAT WE DO.
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WE'RE MEN.
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MEN DON'T CRY.
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MM.
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OH, YOU DON'T?
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YES, HE DOES.
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SO, HOW'S IT BEEN
SINCE SAM MOVED OUT?
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HMM, WHAT MADE YOU
BRING THAT UP?
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MEN CRYING.
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‐SO, DID HE?
‐HMM?
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DID HE CRY
WHEN HE MOVED OUT?
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NAH.
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YES.
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[ CHUCKLES ] YEAH, HE DID.
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CRYING.
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I NEVER WOULD HAVE
THOUGHT HE WOULD DO THAT.
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MNH‐MNH, I WAS TALKING
ABOUT DANNY.
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[ GASPS ] WHAT?
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DON'T YOU JUDGE ME.
I'M SENSITIVE.
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SO, REALLY,
HOW'S IT BEEN, BABY?
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IT'S BEEN GREAT!
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WHY YOU RUBBING
YOUR LEGS TOGETHER?
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WELL, THIS IS WHAT THE CRICKETS
DO WHEN THEY MATE.
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RIGHT, BABY?
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[ LAUGHS ]
YEAH, I SEE YOU, BABY.
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[ CHIRPING ]
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WHAT THE HELL?
WHAT THE HELL?
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WHAT ‐‐ WHAT ‐‐
WHAT IS THAT?
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IT'S THE CRICKET DANCE.
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GIVE ME THIS DAMN DRINK.
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TWO SIPS AND YOU'RE OUT.
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GIVE ME MY BEER BACK.
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MAKING US LOOK BAD, SON.
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MOTHER.
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AND YOUR SON'S A ‐‐
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OOH, GIRL, OOH.
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NO, REALLY GUYS.
ALL JOKES ASIDE, IT HAS BEEN
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REALLY NICE HAVING THE WHOLE
APARTMENT TO OURSELVES.
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MMM, YES IT HAS.
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GIVES US SOME MORE TIME
TO CATCH UP ‐‐
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Linda: D‐D‐D‐‐ ENOUGH.
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I WAS GONNA SAY CUDDLING.
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YOU ‐‐ YOU BETTER ‐‐
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YOU BETTER HAVE BEEN
ABOUT TO SAY THAT.
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I HAVE THE BEST TIME...
CUDDLING.
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SO, HAS SAM FOUND
A PLACE YET?
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YEAH, HE HAS.
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OKAY.
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WHERE?
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NOT SURE.
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OKAY.
BUT HE'S REALLY HAPPY,
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AND I'M SUPPOSED
TO SEE IT NEXT WEEKEND.
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THAT'S NICE.
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WELL, THAT'S REALLY WAS
GOOD OF SAM TO MOVE OUT.
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CONTRARY TO WHAT I'VE
ALWAYS THOUGHT OF HIM,
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SEEMS LIKE HE IS
A GOOD FRIEND.
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MM. WELL, HE WASN'T GOING
TO BE A FRIEND AT ALL
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IF HE DIDN'T.
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BABY.
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WHAT? I'M JUST SAYING.
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WELL, HE'S GONE NOW.
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HE'S OUT OF THE HOUSE
AND HE'S HAPPY.
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YES, AND SO ARE WE.
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[ SIREN WAILING, HORN HONKING ]
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[ CHITTERING ]
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HUH? AAH!
AAH!
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♪♪♪♪
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HE DIDN'T LEAVE
A TIP AGAIN.
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I CAN'T STAND
WORKING HERE.
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I KNOW DAMN WELL,
YOU AIN'T TALKING
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ABOUT NO TIP ROUND HERE!
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THE HELL YOU THINK
YOU GET A TIP?
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THEY HAVEN'T LEFT ME
NONE IN YEARS.
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ALL OF A SUDDEN
YOU'RE GONNA GET A DAMN TIP.
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HATTIE.
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GONNA TIP YOUR ASS
ON UP OUT OF HERE.
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HATTIE.
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SHUT THE HELL UP, FLOYD!
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CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING
TO TALK TO THIS MAN?!
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NOW YOU GOT HIM BEHIND THE DOOR
IN THE PAN ROOM.
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I SEE YOU START
YOUR PACE THIS MORNING.
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SURE DID.
YEAH, YOU TRYING TO GET THEM
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ALL CLEAN AND READY
FOR THE CUSTOMERS.
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INQUIRE VISITS.
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WELL, YOU KEEP DOING
WHAT YOU DOING.
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I MIGHT TIP YOU AFTER ALL.
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WELL, NOW.
THANK YOU!
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SAM, YOU WANT
ANY MORE, BABE?
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NO, I'M GOOD.
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YOU SURE?
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YEAH!
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MM‐MM‐MM‐MM‐MM‐MM‐MM.
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MM‐MM, MM‐MM, MM‐MM.
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[ LAUGHING ]
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DAMN,
THAT'S TURNING ME ON.
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UGH.
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HATTIE!
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WHAT, FLOYD?
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COME ON.
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‐GET OVER HERE.
‐WHAT?
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COME ON.
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HE SHOULDN'T WANT
NO MORE COFFEE.
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THAT'S HIS 15th CUP.
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YEAH, I KNOW.
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YOU KNOW WHAT, HE NEEDS
TO GET ON UP OUT OF HERE.
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FLOYD, YOU KNOW HE AIN'T
GOT NOWHERE TO GO.
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WELL, THAT SOUNDS LIKE
A PERSONAL PROBLEM TO ME.
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YOU KNOW I INVITED HIM
TO MY HOUSE
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AND HE WOULDN'T EVEN COME.
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HELL, I WOULDN'T
EVEN COME EITHER.
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I JUST FEEL
SO BAD FOR HIM.
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LOOK AT HIS TONGUE
HANGING OUT OF HIS MOUTH.
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HE LOOKS LIKE
A LITTLE SICK PUPPY.
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I WOULD HAVE FELT WORSE IF HE
HAD COME OVER TO YOUR HOUSE.
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OH, SHUT UP.
YOU KNOW ME AND SAM
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GO SEE FOR EACH OTHER.
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WHAT WORLD
DO YOU LIVE IN, HATTIE?
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IN A MAN'S WORLD.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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SAM!
AAH!
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FLOYD!
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GET YOUR ASS UP OUT
OF HERE AND GO HOME.
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FLOYD!
NO!
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NO, NO, NO.
I'M SICK OF THIS.
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HE'S HERE
ALMOST EVERY NIGHT.
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FLOYD, DON'T TALK
TO SAM LIKE THAT.
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HATTIE.
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LOOK AWAY.
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NO, NO, NO, NO.
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MISS HATTIE,
I DESERVE THIS.
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NO, SAM, YOU DON'T
DESERVE ANY OF THIS.
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YES, I DO. I...
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I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO DANNY,
AND I SHOULD HAVE FOUND A PLACE.
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I ‐‐ I DESERVE TO SLEEP OUT
ON THE STREETS WITH A POSSUM.
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WELL, YOU KNOW YOU CAN ALWAYS
SLEEP AT MY HOUSE, SAM.
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NO, NO, I CAN'T.
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IT'S WORSE THAN THE POSSUM.
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YEAH, YOU BETTER NOT.
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RIGHT?
I CAN END UP PREGNANT.
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YOU'LL BE CARRYING
A LITTLE BABY WILDEBEEST.
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UGH.
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OKAY.
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WELL, SUIT YOURSELF.
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'CAUSE I'M GOING HOME
TO A NICE, WARM BED.
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AH, OH.
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YEAH, YOU GOING TO BE
IN A BED FULL OF BED BUGS.
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OKAY, SAM.
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I'M LEAVING NOW.
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UH, MISS HATTIE?
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DON'T DO IT.
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YOU KNOW WHERE
I'LL BE, SAM.
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DON'T DO IT.
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AAH.
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I'M SO SICK.
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IT'S PROBABLY THE COFFEE.
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OR IT COULD BE MY LIBIDO.
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YOU GO OVER TO HATTIE'S, YOU'RE
GOING TO HAVE A LIBI‐DON'T.
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FLOYD, CAN I STAY WITH YOU?
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HELL NO! CRAZY.
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I KNOW.
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WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO
AND GET A‐A‐A ROOM?
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GO GET A HOTEL.
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WITH WHAT MONEY?
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I CAN BARELY AFFORD A HO.
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CAN'T EVEN AFFORD
THE ‐TEL.
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WELL, LOOK.
YOU JUST S‐SO OUT OF LUCK.
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PLEASE, FLOYD.
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LOOK, BRO, I'M ABOUT
TO CLOSE UP. CAN'T DO IT.
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WELL, HEY, I‐I CAN HELP.
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NO!
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YOU NEED TO GO ON HOME.
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OKAY, OKAY.
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GOOD‐BYE.
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FLOYD, YOU DON'T CARE
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THAT I'M GOING TO
SLEEP OUT ON THE STREETS?
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NO, I DON'T.
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FLOYD!
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BYE‐BYE.
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FLOYD, THAT'S SO MEAN!
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AND LOOK, DON'T GO OVER THERE
AND START BOTHERING DANNY.
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I WON'T.
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YES, YOU WILL.
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NO, NO, I'M NOT.
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AND IF I CATCH YOU
OVER THERE IN THAT BUILDING,
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I'M WHOOPING
YOUR FLAT ASS.
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AS SOON AS I CAN FIND IT.
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IT'S RIGHT BELOW
MY LOWER BACK.
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OH.
MY BACK AND MY ASS ‐‐
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THEY KIND OF BLEND
INTO EACH OTHER.
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OH, THEY CALL THAT
A "BASS."
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THEY DO.
COPYRIGHT IT.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
IT'S KIND OF CUTE.
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GET YOUR "BASS"
UP OUT OF HERE!
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WELL, YOU HAVE A "BLASS."
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ARE YOU CALLING ME
A "BLACK ASS"?
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AAH! AAH!
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♪♪♪♪
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[ BELL DINGS ]
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THIS PLACE IS FALLING
APART WITHOUT ME.
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DANNY!
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DANNY!
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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HMM?
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NOTHING.
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YOU'RE TRYING
TO GET IN, AREN'T YOU?
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NO, I'M NOT.
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YES, YOU ARE.
GO ON IN.
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AFTER YOU GO
INTO YOUR APARTMENT.
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OH, I'M GONNA GO
INTO MY APARTMENT,
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'CAUSE I GOT AN APARTMENT.
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BYE, DREW.
BYE.
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GOING INTO MY APARTMENT.
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DANNY!
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DANNY!
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DANNY. DANNY.
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HE'S NOT HERE.
HUH?
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HE'S NOT HERE.
HOW DO YOU KNOW?
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BECAUSE I SAW THEM
AT THE MOVIES EARLIER.
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MOVIE ENDED.
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UNH‐UNH.
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I KNOW YOU AIN'T
STALKING THEM.
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I'M NOT.
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IT'S JUST A HOODIE.
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HE CHANGED THE LOCKS.
247
00:11:45,211 --> 00:11:47,948
YEAH, I‐I KNOW.
248
00:11:47,948 --> 00:11:49,950
YOU DON'T HAVE ANYWHERE
TO GO, DO YOU?
249
00:11:49,950 --> 00:11:53,520
HA. YEAH, I DO.
250
00:11:53,520 --> 00:11:57,323
NAH, YOU DON'T.
YOU DON'T.
251
00:11:57,323 --> 00:11:59,993
NAH, I DON'T, I DON'T.
252
00:11:59,993 --> 00:12:02,769
DREW, CAN I STAY WITH YOU
FOR ONE NIGHT?
253
00:12:02,769 --> 00:12:06,039
WELL, I'VE NEVER.
254
00:12:06,039 --> 00:12:10,210
I MEANT SLEEP
IN YOUR PLACE.
255
00:12:10,210 --> 00:12:12,879
OH, I KNOW
WHAT YOU MEANT.
256
00:12:12,879 --> 00:12:15,616
PLEASE? PLEASE?
257
00:12:15,616 --> 00:12:17,951
PLEASE? PLEASE?
258
00:12:17,951 --> 00:12:19,920
PL‐PLEASE, SIR.
259
00:12:19,920 --> 00:12:22,589
REMEMBER?
REMEMBER?
260
00:12:22,589 --> 00:12:24,525
WE CAN SKIP THAT PART.
261
00:12:24,525 --> 00:12:26,359
YOU GET ONE NIGHT.
262
00:12:26,359 --> 00:12:28,829
ONE NIGHT HERE.
BUT I PROMISE YOU,
263
00:12:28,829 --> 00:12:34,300
IF YOU EVEN TRY TO TOUCH ME
I WILL CUT YOU.
264
00:12:34,300 --> 00:12:38,505
OKAY, YOU WON'T HAVE TO,
BECAUSE IF I TOUCH YOU,
265
00:12:38,505 --> 00:12:41,041
I WILL CUT MYSELF.
266
00:12:43,476 --> 00:12:47,213
OKAY, COOL.
LET'S RIDE.
267
00:12:47,213 --> 00:12:48,949
YOU MEAN GO INTO
YOUR APARTMENT?
268
00:12:48,949 --> 00:12:51,384
YES.
OH, THANK YOU.
269
00:12:51,384 --> 00:12:54,120
MAKE IT FAST.
270
00:12:54,120 --> 00:12:56,657
BUT WATCH YOURSELF.
271
00:12:58,659 --> 00:13:01,401
SUCH A PARADOX.
272
00:13:01,401 --> 00:13:05,739
[ GASPS ] WOW!
273
00:13:05,739 --> 00:13:07,240
WHAT?
274
00:13:07,240 --> 00:13:09,643
[ LAUGHS ]
275
00:13:09,643 --> 00:13:12,779
I FORGOT HOW NICE
THIS PLACE IS.
276
00:13:15,448 --> 00:13:18,752
SAM, YOU WERE JUST HERE
NOT TOO LONG AGO.
277
00:13:18,752 --> 00:13:20,420
BUT, HEY,
WHEN YOU'RE HOMELESS,
278
00:13:20,420 --> 00:13:23,924
EVERYTHING
MUST SEEM SO NICE.
279
00:13:23,924 --> 00:13:26,126
IT'S SO TRUE.
280
00:13:26,126 --> 00:13:28,094
AHH!
281
00:13:28,094 --> 00:13:31,732
OHH, THAT SECOND BEDROOM.
282
00:13:31,732 --> 00:13:36,770
WHICH IS USED FOR
MY EXTENSIVE WARDROBE.
283
00:13:36,770 --> 00:13:40,173
DREW, HOW CAN YOU AFFORD
TO HAVE THIS PLACE?
284
00:13:40,173 --> 00:13:42,576
I MAKE DUE.
285
00:13:42,576 --> 00:13:46,046
NO, YOU CAN'T.
I KNOW WHAT YOU MAKE.
286
00:13:46,046 --> 00:13:49,850
NO, YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT I MAKE.
287
00:13:49,850 --> 00:13:52,052
YEAH.
288
00:13:52,052 --> 00:13:55,121
I SEEN THAT CHECK.
289
00:13:55,121 --> 00:13:57,023
YOU SEE, THIS IS EXACTLY
290
00:13:57,023 --> 00:13:59,926
WHY I WOULD NEVER
LET YOU LIVE WITH ME.
291
00:13:59,926 --> 00:14:01,434
WHAT DID I DO?
292
00:14:01,434 --> 00:14:04,370
YOU'RE JUST SO NOSY.
293
00:14:04,370 --> 00:14:08,509
YOU'RE ALWAYS GOING
THROUGH MY PERSONAL THINGS.
294
00:14:08,509 --> 00:14:10,711
I'VE NEVER BEEN
THROUGH YOUR PERSONALS.
295
00:14:10,711 --> 00:14:13,980
RIGHT. ONLY BECAUSE YOU
HAVEN'T HAD THE OPPORTUNITY.
296
00:14:16,216 --> 00:14:18,384
YEAH, THAT'S TRUE.
297
00:14:18,384 --> 00:14:21,187
YOU ARE SUCH A PERVERT.
298
00:14:21,187 --> 00:14:25,291
OKAY, BUT LOOK,
I ‐‐ I'M SORRY.
299
00:14:25,291 --> 00:14:28,028
YOU KNOW, DANNY IS
REALLY MATURE NOW.
300
00:14:28,028 --> 00:14:29,763
HE'S ACTUALLY GROWING UP.
301
00:14:29,763 --> 00:14:34,668
OH, BUT I ‐‐
I DON'T WANT TO GROW UP!
302
00:14:34,668 --> 00:14:36,402
YOU SEE?
303
00:14:36,402 --> 00:14:40,440
I DON'T WANT TO BE
ONE OF THOSE OLD PEOPLE.
304
00:14:40,440 --> 00:14:42,208
OH, YOU MEAN
ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE
305
00:14:42,208 --> 00:14:44,711
WHO HAVE JOBS AND SALARIES,
306
00:14:44,711 --> 00:14:48,515
AND LLCs, AND S CORPs.
307
00:14:48,515 --> 00:14:51,317
I'LL TAKE AN ESCORT.
308
00:14:51,317 --> 00:14:54,454
BUT ‐‐ BUT YEAH.
309
00:14:54,454 --> 00:14:55,856
BETTER YET SAM,
310
00:14:55,856 --> 00:14:57,591
YOU DON'T WANT TO BE
ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE
311
00:14:57,591 --> 00:15:00,567
THAT HAS A ROOF
OVER THEIR HEAD?
312
00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:02,202
YEAH!
313
00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:04,270
WAIT, UH...
314
00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:06,540
NO.
315
00:15:06,540 --> 00:15:08,208
OKAY, WHAT ARE WE
DOING HERE?
316
00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:10,577
THERE YOU GO
WITH THE LAME JOKES.
317
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:13,313
THIS IS EXACTLY
WHAT YOU DO ALL THE TIME,
318
00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:14,815
JUST TO THROW
THE SCENT OFF
319
00:15:14,815 --> 00:15:18,051
OF THE TOPIC
OF YOU GROWING UP.
320
00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:20,754
WELL...
321
00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:23,256
I'M JUST...
322
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:25,759
YOU'RE JUST WHAT?
323
00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:27,594
NOTHING.
324
00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:29,362
TELL ME.
325
00:15:29,362 --> 00:15:33,299
SCOOCH.
326
00:15:33,299 --> 00:15:36,870
I'M...
327
00:15:36,870 --> 00:15:38,639
I'M SCARED.
328
00:15:38,639 --> 00:15:41,407
SCARED OF WHAT?
329
00:15:41,407 --> 00:15:42,976
OF FAILING.
330
00:15:42,976 --> 00:15:44,878
[ LAUGHS ]
331
00:15:44,878 --> 00:15:48,682
OOH‐HOO‐HOO,
THAT TICKLED ME THERE.
332
00:15:48,682 --> 00:15:51,284
YOU SEE, THIS IS WHY
I DON'T TELL YOU ANYTHING.
333
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:54,555
WAIT, YOU WERE SERIOUS?
334
00:15:54,555 --> 00:15:56,790
YES.
335
00:15:56,790 --> 00:15:58,859
SO YOU'RE SCARED
OF FAILING?
336
00:15:58,859 --> 00:16:01,301
YEAH.
337
00:16:01,301 --> 00:16:05,639
OKAY, SAM, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN
THAT YOU SHOULDN'T TRY.
338
00:16:05,639 --> 00:16:07,574
I KNOW THAT.
339
00:16:07,574 --> 00:16:09,275
SO, WHY DON'T YOU?
340
00:16:09,275 --> 00:16:14,047
WELL, IT ‐‐
Y‐YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
341
00:16:14,047 --> 00:16:16,517
ALL MY LIFE, EVERYTHING'S
JUST BEEN HANDED TO ME.
342
00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:19,085
IT'S SO EASY FOR ME.
AND THEN ‐‐
343
00:16:19,085 --> 00:16:21,888
AND THEN I GREW UP,
AND IT'S JUST SO MUCH HARDER.
344
00:16:21,888 --> 00:16:24,090
EVERY LITTLE ‐‐
EVERY THING I DO ‐‐
345
00:16:24,090 --> 00:16:25,659
EVERY LITTLE TINY THING
346
00:16:25,659 --> 00:16:28,695
IS LIKE CARRYING
A BOULDER UP A MOUNTAIN.
347
00:16:30,731 --> 00:16:32,498
I'M SORRY,
I WAS THINKING ABOUT
348
00:16:32,498 --> 00:16:34,300
WHAT I'M GOING
TO WEAR TOMORROW.
349
00:16:34,300 --> 00:16:36,637
I JUST COMPLETELY ZONED OUT.
350
00:16:36,637 --> 00:16:38,672
BUT, UH...
351
00:16:38,672 --> 00:16:42,075
WHAT YOU'RE SAYING, BRO, I MEAN,
IT SOUNDS LIKE MOST OF US.
352
00:16:42,075 --> 00:16:44,444
IT DOES?
YEAH.
353
00:16:44,444 --> 00:16:47,413
LOOK AT ME.
354
00:16:47,413 --> 00:16:49,783
IT'S HARD TO.
TO LOOK AT ME?
355
00:16:49,783 --> 00:16:51,685
BECAUSE OF ALL
YOUR FEATURES.
356
00:16:51,685 --> 00:16:53,754
THEY'RE NOT PLEASANT
TO LOOK AT.
357
00:16:55,956 --> 00:16:59,025
WELL, WHAT ‐‐
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
358
00:16:59,025 --> 00:17:01,502
YOU'RE DOING SO WELL.
359
00:17:01,502 --> 00:17:06,039
ALL MY LIFE,
I HAD TO FIGHT.
360
00:17:06,039 --> 00:17:09,510
ALL MY LIFE.
361
00:17:09,510 --> 00:17:13,814
MY DADDY ‐‐ TONY.
362
00:17:13,814 --> 00:17:16,550
TROY'S DADDY.
363
00:17:16,550 --> 00:17:19,520
THAT'S MY DAMN UNCLE.
364
00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:21,988
NO, BUT SERIOUSLY.
365
00:17:21,988 --> 00:17:24,424
I HAD TO WORK
FOR EVERYTHING, OKAY.
366
00:17:24,424 --> 00:17:27,861
NOTHING WAS HANDED TO ME
IN MY ADULT LIFE.
367
00:17:27,861 --> 00:17:30,731
YEAH, AND YOU'RE
DOING SO WELL.
368
00:17:30,731 --> 00:17:32,498
WELL, YOU GOT
A POINT RIGHT THERE.
369
00:17:32,498 --> 00:17:35,702
YOU DEFINITELY DO.
370
00:17:35,702 --> 00:17:37,871
[ SIGHS ]
371
00:17:37,871 --> 00:17:40,006
YOU ‐‐ YOU ARE, TOO.
YOU ARE TOO.
372
00:17:40,006 --> 00:17:42,943
YOU ‐‐ YOU ARE.
YOU ARE.
373
00:17:42,943 --> 00:17:45,779
I DON'T EVEN HAVE A PLACE.
374
00:17:45,779 --> 00:17:47,714
WELL, YOU'RE RIGHT
ABOUT THAT.
375
00:17:50,283 --> 00:17:53,620
[ SIGHS ]
WELL, YOU DO NOW.
376
00:17:55,522 --> 00:17:57,891
I DO?
377
00:18:00,060 --> 00:18:01,602
YES.
378
00:18:01,602 --> 00:18:05,271
[ RETCHING ]
379
00:18:05,271 --> 00:18:07,040
REALLY?
380
00:18:07,040 --> 00:18:10,076
YOU CAN STAY HERE.
381
00:18:10,076 --> 00:18:12,713
FOR ONE NIGHT!
382
00:18:12,713 --> 00:18:14,180
OKAY.
383
00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:17,784
WE'LL START WITH ONE.
384
00:18:17,784 --> 00:18:20,386
MAYBE I'LL LET YOU
LIVE HERE,
385
00:18:20,386 --> 00:18:24,157
BUT, UH, YOU GOT TO PAY
YOU'RE RENT BY THE 1st.
386
00:18:24,157 --> 00:18:26,359
OKAY.
387
00:18:26,359 --> 00:18:28,228
AND THE 15th.
388
00:18:28,228 --> 00:18:32,766
16, 17, 18, 19, 20.
389
00:18:32,766 --> 00:18:35,035
MATTER OF FACT,
I NEED YOU TO PAY ME EVERY DAY.
390
00:18:37,070 --> 00:18:40,907
I'LL PAY YOU ON THE 1st.
391
00:18:40,907 --> 00:18:44,010
AND, SAM, I DON'T WANT
ANY LOOSE WOMEN IN THIS HOUSE ‐‐
392
00:18:44,010 --> 00:18:45,278
NOT IN MY HOUSE.
393
00:18:45,278 --> 00:18:47,881
OKAY, I'LL MAKE SURE
THEY'RE ALL TIGHT.
394
00:18:49,850 --> 00:18:52,018
YOU SEE?
395
00:18:52,018 --> 00:18:54,955
I'M SORRY.
IT JUST ‐‐
396
00:18:54,955 --> 00:18:56,222
SAM.
397
00:18:56,222 --> 00:18:57,591
YEAH?
398
00:18:57,591 --> 00:19:01,334
IF I EVEN CATCH YOU
SNIFFING MY PANTIES...
399
00:19:03,203 --> 00:19:04,805
YOU GOT IT?
400
00:19:04,805 --> 00:19:07,774
OKAY, DEAL.
401
00:19:07,774 --> 00:19:10,176
NO DEAL, HOWIE.
402
00:19:12,513 --> 00:19:14,247
ALL RIGHT.
403
00:19:14,247 --> 00:19:16,182
THIS IS JUST A TRIAL.
404
00:19:18,451 --> 00:19:20,486
THANK YOU.
405
00:19:26,226 --> 00:19:28,862
♪♪♪♪
406
00:19:28,862 --> 00:19:30,831
THANK YOU.
407
00:19:30,831 --> 00:19:32,666
YOU'RE WELCOME.
408
00:19:32,666 --> 00:19:35,802
OH, AND, UH, HEY.
409
00:19:35,802 --> 00:19:37,203
YEAH?
410
00:19:37,203 --> 00:19:39,640
THANKS FOR THE TALK.
411
00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:43,544
WELL, THANK YOU
FOR BEING HONEST.
412
00:19:43,544 --> 00:19:48,381
HEY, UH, CAN WE GO BACK TO
THE INSULTS IN THE MORNING?
413
00:19:48,381 --> 00:19:50,483
THE MORNING?
414
00:19:52,018 --> 00:19:54,054
SHOOT,
I WAS THINKING RIGHT NOW.
415
00:19:54,054 --> 00:19:56,690
OH! [LAUGHS]
OKAY, COOL.
416
00:19:56,690 --> 00:19:59,793
UH...
MY LITTLE ALLEN WRENCH.
417
00:20:02,168 --> 00:20:06,139
YOU GOT IT, MY PETRI DISH.
418
00:20:06,139 --> 00:20:08,542
WE SHOULD
SLEEP ON IT, RIGHT?
419
00:20:08,542 --> 00:20:11,444
YEAH, YEAH. I DON'T ‐‐
WE CAN DO BETTER.
420
00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:13,046
WE CAN.
YEAH.
421
00:20:13,046 --> 00:20:15,248
WELL, HEY,
UH, GOOD NIGHT.
422
00:20:15,248 --> 00:20:17,183
YOU CAN SLEEP
ON THE COUCH.
423
00:20:17,183 --> 00:20:19,052
OH.
424
00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:22,022
YOU GOT ON
YOUR DIAPERS, RIGHT?
425
00:20:22,022 --> 00:20:24,858
ALL DAY, EVERY DAY.
426
00:20:24,858 --> 00:20:27,828
'CAUSE I CAN GO
GET THE PLASTIC.
427
00:20:27,828 --> 00:20:31,431
MY MOMMA GAVE ME
A REAL NICE SET OF PLASTIC.
428
00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:34,500
ALL RIGHT, OKAY.
THAT'S ENOUGH.
429
00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:36,637
YEAH, GET THE PLASTIC.
430
00:20:38,138 --> 00:20:40,741
GOOD NIGHT, DREW.
GOOD NIGHT.
431
00:20:40,741 --> 00:20:44,177
HEY, IF IT GETS
A LITTLE NOISY BACK HERE...
432
00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:48,314
JUST TUNE IT OUT.
433
00:20:52,185 --> 00:20:54,688
THANKS AGAIN.
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