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SLEEP ON THOSE HARRINGTONS!

WHOO!

[ TURNS OFF TELEVISION ]

HI.

RRR.

HEY, BABE. ‐HEY.

HERE YOU GO. ‐MMWH.

‐AND HERE'S ANOTHER ONE. ‐MMM.

‐[LAUGHS] ‐THANKS, BABY.

I'LL SEE YOU WHEN I GET HOME FROM WORK.

‐YES, YOU WILL. ‐I LOVE YOU, BABY.

‐NO, I LOVE YOU. ‐I LOVE YOU!

‐I LOVE YOU! ‐I LOVE YOU!

‐DANNY LOVES YOU MORE. ‐I LOVE YOU MORE!

‐DANNY REALLY LOVES YOU MORE. ‐I LOVE YOU MORE!

‐OOH, I LOVE IT! ‐EE! I LOVE IT.

BYE. SAM.

BASTARD.

BYE.

I‐I HAVE A DAD!

I JUST HAVEN'T MET 'IM!

AND I WON'T SEE YOU WHEN I GET BACK FROM WORK,

WILL I?

DEPENDS WHICH SIDE OF THE DOOR YOU'RE GONNA BE ON.

NO, BUT ‐‐ BUT, NO, YOU WON'T.

CAN'T SAY I'M GONNA MISS YOU.

[laughs] I KNOW YOU CAN'T.

ANYWAY. BYE, BABY. I LOVE YOU.

[SMOOCHING] ‐LOVE YOU, TOO.

‐MY LITTLE SNOOKUMS. ‐CATCH YOUR KISSES.

‐LOOK AT YOU, LOOKIN' SO MNH! ‐CATCH YOUR KISSES.

GO AHEAD, BOY. MNH.

BYE.

THAT WAS SEMI‐SEXUAL.

SO, UH ‐‐

SAM, I HAVE TO SAY,

I'M REALLY GONNA MISS YOU, BUDDY.

ARE YOU?

YEAH, I AM. [chuckle]

WELL, DANNY, I DON'T HAVE TO MOVE OUT.

NAH, YOU MOVIN'.

DANNY.

NO, SAM, I GAVE YOU 30 DAYS TO FIND A PLACE,

AND TODAY IS THE 29th DAY.

[ LAUGHS ]

BUT I HAVE 'TIL MIDNIGHT, TECHNICALLY.

[ MIRTHLESS CHUCKLE ]

IT'S A GOOD THING I FOUND A PLACE.

YES, IT IS.

GREAT.

SO, WHERE YOU MOVIN'? ‐HMM?

OH, IT'S...

CLOSE.

OH, THAT'S GOOD. I DON'T HAVE TO TRAVEL THAT FAR TO SEE YA.

[ LAUGHTER ]

NO, YOU WON'T.

YEAH.

WHAT'S THE ADDRESS? ‐HMM?

WHAT...?

OH, I'LL GET IT TO YOU AT WORK.

OH, OKAY. WELL, COME ON, LET'S GO.

WHERE WE GOIN'?

ON OUR LAST CAR RIDE TO WORK TOGETHER.

AWWWWW!

BRO‐O!

[ LAUGHTER ]

NO.

I, UH, I'LL MEET YOU THERE.

OH. YOU SURE?

YEAH! YEAH, I'M SURE.

OKAY.

I NEED TO HANG BACK HERE.

WHY?

YOU BETTER NOT HAVE NONE OF MY WIFE'S PANTIES AGAIN.

WERE THERE ANY IN REACH THAT I DIDN'T SEE?

NO, MAN, JUST GO ON!

I'M ON MY WAY.

OKAY.

OH, AND ‐‐ AND YEAH, UM ‐‐

[tearfully] GOODBYE, UNCOMFORTABLE CHAIR.

GOODBYE, OTHER,

DANGEROUSLY UNCOMFORTABLE CHAIR.

OKAY, WELL, YOU SAY YOUR GOODBYES

AND I'LL JUST ‐‐ I'LL SEE YOU THERE.

ALL RIGHT. I'M GONNA STAY HERE.

OKAY.

[laughs] I love you.

FIGURE OUT WHERE I'M GONNA GO.

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♪♪ IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY ♪♪

♪♪ IT'S A... BEAUTIFUL DAY ♪♪

♪♪ IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY! ♪♪

WHY ARE YOU SO HAPPY?

♪♪ SAM IS MOVING OUT OF THE APARTMENT TODAY! ♪♪

HE IS?

YES, HE IS.

SO HE FOUND A PLACE?

YES, HE DID.

REALLY? ‐YEAH.

WHERE?

I DON'T KNOW.

DANNY. ‐YEAH.

ARE YOU SURE HE FOUND A PLACE?

YEAH, HE TOLD ME THIS MORNIN'.

OH, OKAY.

YES, MA'AM.

THAT MAKES TROY AND I VERY HAPPY.

I CAN ONLY IMAGINE.

THREE MEN IN ONE APARTMENT?

A LOT OF TESTOSTERONE.

TRUE.

IT MAKES US VERY HAPPY,

JUST ME AND MY WIFE, A WOMAN.

SO, WHERE IS HE? SAM, I MEAN.

HE'S ON HIS WAY.

OKAY.

WELL, THIS IS THAT PROJECT I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT.

WE'VE GOT OUR WORK CUT OUT FOR US

AND WE NEED TO GET ON IT RIGHT AWAY.

OKAY, GREAT.

OKAY? I ALREADY ENTERED IN ALL THE DATA.

YOU JUST HAVE TO DO THE REST, AND IT'S IN THE BACK.

OKAY, GREAT.

OKAY?

AHHH! THIS IS MY HAPPY DANCE!

MM. WELL, IF THAT'S THE HAPPY DANCE,

I DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE ANGRY DANCE ENTAILS.

WELL, ACTUALLY, IT'S PRETTY SIMILAR.

I JUST MOVE MY ARMS UP AND DOWN A LITTLE BIT FASTER

AND I DO MY FACE LIKE THIS.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

I'D BE LYING IF I SAID IT WASN'T TURNING ME ON.

[ LAUGHS ]

YEAH, I KNOW. TROY LIKES IT, TOO.

THAT'S SO FUNNY, BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T LIKE ANYTHING YOU DO.

I MEAN, SHE LIKES EVERYTHING. ‐YEAH.

YOU REALLY KNOW HOW TO PICK 'EM, BROTHER.

‐[CHUCKLE] ‐SHE LIKES EVERYTHING YOU DO.

EXCEPT ME.

HEY, SAM.

HEY. DAN‐‐

DANNY.

HI, DREW.

SAM.

WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT DRESS!

NICE TRY. IT'S A SKIRT AND BLOUSE.

WELL, IT LOOKS GREAT ON YOU.

WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?

NOTHIN'.

YEAH, OKAY.

YEAH. OKAY. [chuckle]

SO, HOW ARE YOU?

I'M FINE.

[ LAUGHS ]

OHHH!

[giggle] ME, TOO.

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

[crying] NOTHING.

I KNOW YOU.

YOU WANT SOMETHING. SPILL IT.

OH, I DON'T WANT ANYTHING.

OKAY, COOL, BROTHER. WELL, DO YOU, PIMPIN'.

ALL RIGHT. ‐ALL RIGHT.

OH. OH, OKAY, HEY. UH ‐‐

A LITTLE THING.

CAN I MOVE IN WITH YOU?

WHAT?

‐CAN I MOVE IN...? ‐[crying] I HEARD YOU!

‐WELL? ‐I HEARD YOU!

I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD ASK ME THAT!

DREW!

HE WANNA MOVE IN WITH US, Y'ALL.

WHAT THE...?

HELL, NAW!

GIRL, I GOT NEEDS.

SHUT YOUR ASS UP!

ARE YOU CRAZY?

I'M GONNA DISREGARD WHAT YOU JUST SAID

AND THINK IT CAME FROM SOMEONE ELSE INSIDE YOU.

DREW, EVER SINCE YOUR ROOMMATE MOVED OUT ‐‐

WHO WAS FINE AS HELL,

EVERY CONSTRUCTION SITE FROM HERE TO THE SUDAN

MOVED AWAY WHEN SHE DID ‐‐

YOU HAVEN'T HAD ANYONE LIVING WITH YOU.

[ SIGH ]

WE HAD ONE LITTLE THREESOME

AND IT WAS TOO MUCH FOR HER, SO SHE BOUNCED.

IT WAS CRAZY.

WHY'D YOU GOTTA SAY "BOUNCED"?

I SEE WHAT YOU DID.

BUT, NO, SERIOUSLY.

I GOT ABOUT EIGHT PEOPLE LIVING INSIDE OF ME.

IT'S CROWDED IN MY APARTMENT, DUDE.

I DO ALL THAT ON PURPOSE.

COME ON, DREW.

NO! WEREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE LOOKIN' FOR A PLACE?

PSSH. I WAS!

OKAY, SO HOW COME YOU HAVEN'T FOUND ONE YET?

'CAUSE I WASN'T LOOKIN'.

RIGHT, YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T EVEN START UNTIL TODAY.

WHAT?! NO!

NO!

NO!

NO!

WHAT?!

DAMN! I'M RUSTY?

OKAY, I WASN'T LOOKIN' 'TIL TODAY!

[different accent] YES! I STILL GOT IT.

SO, YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND, THEN.

THINGS HAVE CHANGED.

YEAH, I SEE THAT NOW.

WELL, YOUR LUCK RUNS OUT TODAY, DAWG!

DREW!

LOOK, YOU WAITED TOO LONG.

WELL, IF I WOULDA ASKED YOU EARLIER,

WOULD YOU HAVE SAID YES?

HELL, NAH.

THEN WHY'D YOU SAY I WAITED TOO LONG?!

I JUST LIKE SEEIN' YOU SWEAT.

DREW!

NO, I'M SORRY.

[crying] BUT ‐‐ BUT I'M DESPERATE!

WELL, THAT'S INTERESTING

BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS DESPERATE.

YEAH, THAT'S TRUE.

BUT,

I'M EVEN MORE DESPERATE!

OKAY, HOW ABOUT WE TRY SAYING THIS TOGETHER.

NO...WAY.

COME ON, LET IT ROLL OFF YOUR TONGUE.

NO WAY.

AH.

YEAH, YEAH, THAT'S NICE. ‐NO, YES, WAY.

I ‐‐

I WILL ‐‐ [gulp]

AHEM. STAY DOWN!

Iwillsleep ‐‐ AHEM!

I WILL SLEEP WITH YOU!

DON'T INSULT ME.

I‐I WILL. I WILL!

[ VOCALIZING HIGH‐PITCHED SOUND EFFECTS ]

ENTER THE DROOGON.

YOU KNOW WHAT'S SO FUNNY, SAM?

YOU ARE GOING TO BE OUT IN THE COLD,

ON YOUR OWN,

AND I'M GONNA DRIVE PAST YOU

EVERY NIGHT WHEN I GET OFF WORK

AND I'M GONNA SAY, "HEY, SAM, YOU NEED A BLANKET?"

YEAH, IT'S FREEZING.

YOU NEED A SAMMICH, OR SOMETHING?

UH...EITHER?

BECAUSE YOU WILL NEVAH, EVAH, EVAH,

LIVE WITH ME,

SO STOP ASKIN' ME.

DREW?

NO! ‐BUT ‐‐

I SAID NO!

PLEASE?

NO!

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DREW!

DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS

THAT ARE COMIN' OUT OF MY MOUTH?!

APPARENTLY NOT, 'CAUSE

I DIDN'T TELL DANNY.

DIDN'T TELL DANNY WHAT, THAT YOU DIDN'T FIND A PLACE?

NO!

WELL, WHOSE FAULT IS THAT?

UH, IT WAS TROY'S!

IT'S HIS FAULT!

OW.

NO.

NO, IT'S YOURS.

BUT LOOK! THAT ‐‐

THAT WAS MY APARTMENT, ANYWAY!

NO, IT'S NOT.

YEAH, IT IS.

I WAS THERE BEFORE DANNY MOVED IN.

DUDE, NO ONE CARES ANYMORE, OKAY?

TREVANTE IS THERE NOW.

AND YOU NEED TO JUST UNDERSTAND THAT THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO

WITH YOU NOT LOOKIN' FOR A PLACE.

TROY HAS EVERYTHING TO DO

WITH ME NOT LOOKIN' FOR A PLACE.

OH, I GET IT.

WELL, FINALLY. THANK YOU.

NO.

I GET THE FACT THAT YOU THOUGHT

THAT DANNY WOULD CHANGE HIS MIND.

NO, I DID NOT!

YES, YOU DID.

YOU WERE SO SURE THAT HE WOULD ASK YOU TO STAY

THAT YOU DIDN'T EVEN LOOK FOR A PLACE.

NO!

ADMIT IT.

OKAY, YES, YES.

I TOLD YOU.

LIKE I TOLD YOU BEFORE, I'M TELLING YOU AGAIN,

THINGS HAVE CHANGED.

I SEE THAT NOW.

OKAY, SO YOU NEED TO BE A MAN,

GO AHEAD AND GET YOUR OWN SPOT.

YEAH, BUT WHERE?

I DON'T KNOW.

[childlike singsong] DREW, YOU HAVE TO.

I HAVE TO WHAT?

[childlike singsong] LET ME MOVE IN WITH YOU.

YOU'RE NOT FEELIN' WELL.

DANNY, WHERE'S PAUL?!

PAUL?

THAT'S OUR MEDIC.

WE GONNA GET YOU SOME MEDICINE, BRUH,

'CAUSE YOU'RE ACTIN' REAL SICK.

YOU'RE REAL SICK!

WE HAVE A MEDIC?

YES, I, UH, I SEE HIM ONCE A WEEK.

OH, GOSH.

WELL, DREW, PLEASE.

NO! IT'S NOT HAPPENING.

DANNY THINKS I HAVE SOMEWHERE TO GO!

SO TELL HIM THAT YOU DON'T.

I WILL, I WILL. IF YOU LET ME

MOVE IN WITH YOU, THEN I WILL.

BUT I'M NOT LETTING YOU MOVE IN WITH ME,

SO, I GUESS HE'LL BE OUT OF THE LOOP THERE.

MM.

I KNOW YOU WANT ME. MM.

HA!

LOOK AT ME.

YOU ARE SO FUNNY.

LIKE YOU'RE LIKE REALLY COMICAL.

I LOVE WHAT WE DO. IT'S LIKE ONE MINUTE,

WE'RE ARGUING, THEN WE'RE HAVING FUN.

[ LAUGHS ]

IT'S NOT ‐‐ IT'S NOT A JOKE.

I COULD GIVE PART OF MYSELF TO YOU.

SAM.

YOU'VE WANTED ME EVER SINCE YOUR...EYES

FIRST LAID ON ME.

OH.

THE DEVIL'S ALL IN YOU.

YOU'RE LYING. THE TRUTH AIN'T IN YOU.

DREW, LOOK AT THIS BODY.

SAM.

ARE YOU LOOKIN'?

YES.

AT A DEAD MAN.

UH.

IF YOU DON'T STOP ASKING ME THIS.

DREW, PLEASE!

NO! LET'S JUST BE HONEST WITH EACH OTHER.

YOU HAD A DEADLINE,

AND, NOW THAT YOU'RE HERE, AT THE DATE,

YOU'RE CALLING ME.

YEAH.

WELL, THANK YOU.

THANK YOU FOR, ONCE, TELLING THE TRUTH.

YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT ELSE IS THE TRUTH?

YES!

YEAH, WELL, THE TRUTH IS ‐‐

YEAH? ‐IT'S THIS!

‐I CAN HANDLE IT. ‐HERE'S THE TRUTH!

I CAN HANDLE THE TRUTH!

DID YOU ISSUE A CODE RED?!

YOU CAN'T HANDLE ‐‐

Mnh‐mnh.

[crying] NOW THAT THE DEADLINE IS HERE,

I HAVE TO FIND A PLACE TO MOVE!

I JUST SAID THAT.

AND I THOUGHT DANNY WAS GONNA CHANGE HIS MIND.

DAMN! I COULDA SWORN I SAID THAT, TOO.

AND NONE OF THOSE THINGS HAPPENED!

I THOUGHT YOU WITCHES HAD POWER!

AND I THOUGHT YOU SLUTS HAD A REA...SON.

I DIDN'T WANT TO DO THIS,

BUT IT LOOKS LIKE I'M GONNA HAVE TO.

DO WHAT?

I WILL

TRADE SEXUAL FAVORS WITH YOU.

I'M GONNA BE SICK.

I'MA BE ‐‐ WHERE'S PAUL?

[ HEAVING ]

WELL, THE MEDIC'S GONE.

GO GET HIM.

BUT THE DOCTOR'S RIGHT HERE.

YEAH, YOU GONNA BE SICK.

SICK IN LOVE.

OW.

SAM, NO.

DREW, PLEASE!

SAM, I'M DONE WITH THIS.

OH, DREW, PLEASE!

NO! ‐DREW, PLEASE, PLEASE,

YOU HAVE TO LET ME MOVE IN WITH YOU!

I WANT YOU TO BEG ME.

GET ON YOUR KNEES.

GET ON YOUR KNEES.

GET DOWN, GET DOWN. ‐UM...

YEAH, THAT'S IT. GIVE ME MORE.

BEG ME, MORE, MORE. ‐PLEASE?

‐MORE, MORE. ‐PLEASE?!

[English accent] "PLEASE, SIR. PLEASE, SIR."

‐PLEASE, SIR! PLEASE, SIR! ‐"PLEASE, PLEASE SIR."

PLEASE, YOU, IN THE TRENCHCOAT, SIR,

WITH THE NICE HAT. ‐YES, YES.

YES, YES. YES, YES. ‐SIR, IS THAT A POCKETWATCH?

I HAVEN'T SEEN ONE OF THOSE ‐MORE, MORE.

‐IN YEARS. ‐MORE, MORE.

I'VE BEEN EATING RATS AND WARM BREAD FOR ‐‐

NEVER. I WISH I HAD RATS AND WARM BREAD.

SIR! SIR! ‐OKAY. OKAY.

STORM THE BASTILLE!

OKAY!

I WAS ABOUT TO GO UNDER THE GUILLOTINE.

CAN I MOVE IN WITH YOU?

HELL, NAH!

DREW!

AHA! GOT 'IM!

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AH.

HERE YOU GO.

NOW, THAT WAS NICE, LINDA.

WHAT?

THE WAY YOU SERVED THE YOUNG LADY.

OH, WELL, I TRY TO BE GOOD TO THE CUSTOMERS.

YOU BETTER THAN YOUR MAMA.

HEY, Y'ALL, I'M RIGHT HERE.

I CAN HEAR YOU.

[as Hattie] I WOULDN'T TRY TO HIDE IT.

YOU BETTER NOT BE.

HI, Y'ALL.

Both: HEY, SAM.

WHERE'S THE REST OF THE FAM?

THEY'RE AT WORK.

UH, WHAT'S WRONG WIT' YOU?

NOTHIN'.

NO.

I CAN FEEL IT IN MY BONES.

SAM, I KNOW SOMETHIN' AIN'T RIGHT WIT' YOU.

GO AHEAD, PURR. SU‐SU‐SU‐SU‐SU.

PURR, PURR. LET IT OUT.

MISS HATTIE.

WHAT IS IT, SAM?

THE DAY HAS COME THAT I NEVER THOUGHT

I WOULD SEE IN MY ‐‐ IN MY LIFE.

WHAT DAY IS THAT, SAM?

I NEED TO AS‐S‐K

YOU A FAVOR.

SAY WHAT?

DON'T DO IT, SON.

I HAVE TO.

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THIS FAVOR'S REALLY GONNA COST YOU?

YES, I DO.

BRUH, YOU'D BE BETTER OFF ASKING LAMAR.

NO, NO, NO, I HAVE TO ASK HER.

WELL, WHAT IS IT, SAM?

I BELIEVE HE WAS TALKING AT ME.

MY FAULT, MAMA.

GO AHEAD, SAM.

PROPOSE TO ME.

NO. UH ‐‐ WE‐‐

MISS HATTIE ‐‐

I DO, SAM.

YES. ‐NO ‐‐

‐I WILL. ‐NO!

FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.

THAT‐THAT'S NOT WHAT I WANTED TO ASK YOU!

WELL, WHAT THE HELL YOU WANT, THEN, SAM?

WELL, NEVER MIND!

THAT'S RIGHT!

RUN, SAVE YOURSELF!

IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU.

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WOW!

WONDER WHAT THAT WAS ALL ABOUT.

I DON'T KNOW, BUT HE SEEMED A LITTLE BIT UPSET.

HE LOOKED SO PURE.

WELL, HE IS PITIFUL AND LOST.

POOR SAM.

I'LL NEVER FORGET. IT WAS 1973.

‐UH ‐‐ ‐AND I REMEMBER THAT TIME ‐‐

HATTIE, PLEASE.

DON'T TAKE US BACK TO ONE OF YOUR BATTLEAXE STORIES.

SHUT THE HELL UP, FLOYD.

ALL WE NEED TO DO IS JUST TALK TO THE BOY.

ABOUT WHAT?!

IT'S GOTTA BE SOMETHING WITH DANNY AND TROY.

THAT HAS TO BE IT.

OH, YEAH. HE'S GOTTA KNOW

THAT DANNY HAS MOVED ON AND HE NEED TO GROW UP.

THE BOY'S MARRIED NOW.

NOTHING IN LIFE EVER REALLY STAYS THE SAME.

EXCEPT HATTIE.

SHE BEEN OLD SINCE SHE WAS 12.

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