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I MEAN, THEY PUT BACON
IN A CHEESECAKE.
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OH.
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WOULD YOU LOOK AT THIS?
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HE LOOKS PRETTY VULNERABLE
RIGHT NOW.
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THAT'S MY CUE.
[ CHUCKLES ]
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DANNY...
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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DANNY?
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MAMA.
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MAMA?
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I'M NOT INTO THAT.
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I'M SORRY.
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MAMA, PLEASE.
I'M SO SORRY.
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DANNY!
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GRANDMA?
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UGH!
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I'VE GOT ‐‐
I'VE GOT HER DNA IN ME.
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WAKE UP!
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YEAH?
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WAKE UP.
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HOLD ME, SAM.
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NO!
GET OFF ME!
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YOU'RE GETTING TURNED ON,
AREN'T YOU?
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EH.
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HOW COME YOU NEVER
WANT TO TURN ME ON?
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'CAUSE YOU'RE NEVER OFF.
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YOU NEED
TO WAKE UP, MAN.
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I AM UP.
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YOU WERE HAVING
ANOTHER BAD DREAM?
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YEAH.
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ANOTHER ONE?
YEAH.
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ON THE WAY TO WORK,
DANNY FALLS ASLEEP IN THE CAR
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AND HAS THESE
SAME NIGHTMARES.
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DOES TROY STILL NOT KNOW
YOU'RE HAVING THESE DREAMS?
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NO.
ARE YOU SURE?
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NO, SHE DOESN'T.
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LISTEN, IF
YOU'RE HAVING NIGHTMARES,
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SHE SHOULD KNOW.
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NO. I'VE BEEN TRYING TO
STAY AWAKE DURING THE NIGHTS
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AND JUST NAPPING
WHEN I CAN.
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WHY?
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SO SHE DOESN'T KNOW
I'M DREAMING OF MY MOM.
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WEIRD!
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WHAT THE?!
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I MISS HER SO MUCH,
SAM.
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AWW.
TOO BAD, SO SAD.
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M‐MAYBE I SHOULD JUST TRY
AND CALL HER AGAIN
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AND APOLOGIZE TO HER.
YEAH, TH‐‐
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NO! NO!
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NO!
YOU SHOULDN'T APOLOGIZE EVER.
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DON'T BREAK MY PHONE.
I'LL BREAK EVERYTHING
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WHEN YOU COME UP
WITH AN IDEA LIKE THAT.
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WAIT.
DID YOU SAY "AGAIN?"
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DID YOU CALL HER?
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YES.
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WHAT DID SHE SAY?
NOTHING.
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SHE'S NOT RETURNING
MY CALLS.
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SHE JUST HAS THIS EVIL VOICEMAIL
THAT SAYS, "HI.
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YOU'RE REACHED LINDA.
LEAVE A MESSAGE.
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UNLESS YOU'RE DANNY.
YOU CAN GO TO HELL."
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[ SIGHS ] WELL, MAYBE
IT'S FOR THE BEST.
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I MEAN, YOU SPOKE YOUR MIND,
AND I THINK THAT'S FINE.
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YEAH, BUT I JUST HURT HER BIG,
PREGNANT, HORMONAL FEELINGS.
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YOU STOOD YOUR GROUND
FOR YOUR...WIFE?
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YEAH,
BUT IT'S KILLING ME.
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I MISS HER SO MUCH.
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I KNOW.
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I KNOW.
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MY MOM AND I,
WE'VE NEVER ARGUED.
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I KNOW!
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STOP IT, SAM.
THIS IS MY MOTHER.
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WHO HATES YOU RIGHT NOW.
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I KNOW.
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I KNOW!
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♪♪♪♪
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YOUR MOTHER
DOES NOT HATE YOU.
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YOU SURE? 'CAUSE SHE'S NOT
RETURNING ANY OF MY CALLS.
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WELL, THAT'S A TRUE SIGN
OF HATE, IF YOU ASK ME.
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THIS IS CRAZY.
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I KNOW.
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I LOVE IT.
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I MEAN, JUST CONSIDER THE FACT
THAT SHE'S PREGNANT.
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SHE IS GOING THROUGH A LOT.
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I KNOW, BUT DO YOU THINK
I'M DOING THE RIGHT THING?
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WELL, YOU LOVE TROY, RIGHT?
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OR DO YOU?
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THIS IS MY LAST ATTEMPT
RIGHT HERE.
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YEAH, I DO.
IS THAT THE STANKY LEG?
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THEY BOTH ARE.
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AND THERE'S PLENTY MORE STANK
WHERE THAT CAME FROM.
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WHAT?!
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WELL?
DO YOU LOVE TROY?
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YEAH, I DO.
ALL RIGHT, WELL,
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THEN I GUESS YOU MADE
THE RIGHT DECISION.
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YOU'RE RIGHT, DREW.
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I WOULDN'T BE
SO SURE ABOUT THAT.
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SAM...
NO!
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HELEN OF TROY
BROUGHT DOWN A GREAT NATION.
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THIS COULD BE A REPEAT.
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A LITTLE LESS GREAT.
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SAM, STOP IT.
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HE WAS STANDING UP
FOR HIS WIFE.
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THAT'S...
COOL OR WHATEVER.
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BUT, UH,
SHE'LL COME AROUND.
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YOU'RE RIGHT, DREW.
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I KNOW.
WHAT IF SHE DOESN'T?
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WELL, THEN YOU'LL JUST HAVE
TO FIGURE IT OUT, SPORT.
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[ LAUGHS ] YEAH.
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YOU'LL BE
A 25‐YEAR‐OLD ORPHAN.
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BUT I GUESS THAT'S BETTER
THAN BEING A 25‐YEAR‐OLD VIRGIN.
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[ MUSIC PLAYING ON TV ]
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EVERYBODY'S CHEATING ON BRAD.
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DANNY?
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HEY.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP?
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I WAS, UH...
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WHAT?
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NOTHING.
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WELL, COME TO BED.
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NO. I'M GOOD.
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DANNY, COME TO BED.
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TWO BOUNCES.
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I'M JUST
GONNA STAY OUT HERE.
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DANNY, WHAT'S GOING ON?
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WHAT?
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I LOOK FOR YOU EVERY NIGHT,
AND YOU'RE NOT IN THE BED.
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I'M NOT?
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NO.
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YES, I AM.
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NO, YOU'RE NOT.
YOU COME IN THERE,
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AND THEN WHEN I FALL ASLEEP,
YOU GET OUT OF BED.
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IS EVERYTHING OKAY?
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YEAH, IT'S ‐‐
IT'S FINE.
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YOU KNOW THIS DOESN'T
MAKE ME FEEL GOOD.
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IT'S ‐‐ IT'S WORK.
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IT'S WORK?
YEAH.
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WORK.
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SO, YOU'RE WORKING
ON A PROJECT?
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YEAH.
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BOOM.
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DANNY,
THAT PAPER IS BLANK.
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YEAH, I KNOW.
I NEED MORE IDEAS!
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ARE YOU SURE?
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YEAH.
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OKAY, 'CAUSE YOU KNOW
WE DON'T LIE TO EACH OTHER.
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NO, WE DON'T.
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OKAY.
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WELL, IT SOUNDS
LIKE YOU ALREADY STARTED.
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HIM.
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HI, TROY.
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HI, SAM.
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GO TO BED, SAM.
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WHAT ARE YOU TWO
DOING UP?
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WISHING YOUR ASS WAS DEAD...
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ASLEEP.
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WELL, I'M ALIVE...
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AWAKE.
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'CAUSE YOU WOKE ME UP.
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WE'RE SORRY, SAM.
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COME ON TO BED, DANNY.
YEAH, DANNY.
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GO ON TO BED.
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NO, I'M ‐‐
I'M FINE HERE.
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NO, YOU'RE NOT.
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YES, I AM.
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YOU'RE NOT.
YOU NEED TO GET SOME SLEEP,
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'CAUSE YOU'RE STAYING UP
ALL NIGHT
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AND YOU'RE FALLING ASLEEP
AT THE OFFICE.
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SHH.
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SAM!
WHAT?!
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STOP IT.
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SORRY!
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ARE YOU, DANNY?
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WELL...
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YES.
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SAM.
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TELL HER.
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YEAH, I AM.
IS IT ME?
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YEAH,
IT'S YOU, YOU ‐‐
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STOP.
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STOP IT RIGHT NOW,
AND I MEAN IT.
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OKAY, OKAY.
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NOW, GET OUT OF HERE NOW
WITH THAT TINY‐ASS T‐SHIRT.
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WAIT.
IS THAT MY T‐SHIRT?
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IT WAS.
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OKAY. OKAY.
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I'M GONE.
THANK YOU...
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YOU JUDAS.
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YOU'RE WELCOME...
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YOU...JESUS.
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WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT?
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NOTHING, HONEY.
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OBVIOUSLY IT'S SOMETHING.
WHAT IS IT?
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NO, IT'S ‐‐
IT'S FINE.
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BABE, YOU DON'T LIKE
SLEEPING WITH ME?
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NO, NO.
IT'S...FINE.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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THEN COME TO BED.
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TROY...
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BABE, COME ON.
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OKAY.
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COME ON, BABE.
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OKAY.
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GET INTO BED.
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COME GET IN BED.
I'M COMING.
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ALL RIGHT.
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OKAY.
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GOOD NIGHT, BABE.
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GOOD NIGHT.
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GOOD NIGHT, BABE.
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GOOD NIGHT, BOO.
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DANNY,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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OH, I'M JUST SLEEPING
HOW HORSES DO.
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STANDING UP.
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REALLY HELPS BUILD
THEIR STAMINA...
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FOR WHEN PEOPLE
ARE RIDING THEM.
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WELL, YOU WON'T BE
RIDING ANYTHING IF
YOU DON'T GO TO SLEEP.
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OKAY.
I'LL GO TO SLEEP.
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CLOSE YOUR EYES.
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NOW SLEEP.
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DANNY, IF YOU DON'T
LAY YOUR ASS DOWN...
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YOU'RE SO GHETTO.
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ALL THE WAY.
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LOWER.
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LOWER.
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LOWER, SUCKA.
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BABY, THIS REMINDS
ME OF OUR HONEYMOON.
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I FEEL SO VIOLATED.
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GO TO SLEEP.
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OKAY.
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[ SNORING ]
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WHAT THE HELL?!
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DANNY.
MAMA, NO.
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I'M SORRY.
I'M SO SORRY.
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I MISS YOU, MAMA.
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OH, THAT'S
WHAT IT IS.
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MAMA, I'M SO SORRY.
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I MISS YOU.
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I MISS YOU SO MUCH.
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[ SNORING ]
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I'M GONNA KILL YOU.
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DANNY, WHAT?
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YOU MADE ME GO
TO BED LAST NIGHT.
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OH!
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OH, YEAH.
NO, NO, NO.
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PUNISH ME.
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I‐I MADE YOU...
SLEEP WITH YOUR WIFE.
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SHE HEARD ME LAST NIGHT.
DOING WHAT?
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DREAMING OF MY MOM.
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I TOLD YOU
THAT WAS WEIRD.
250
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NOW, I KNOW SHE'S UPSET.
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WELL,
HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?
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BECAUSE WHEN
I WOKE UP, SHE WAS GONE.
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YEAH!
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BRAINSTORMING.
255
00:12:36,002 --> 00:12:39,339
WHERE DID SHE GO?
256
00:12:39,339 --> 00:12:42,342
I DON'T KNOW, GENIUS.
257
00:12:42,342 --> 00:12:44,477
DID YOU CALL HER?
258
00:12:44,477 --> 00:12:46,312
YEAH, BUT SHE'S NOT
RETURNING MY CALLS.
259
00:12:46,312 --> 00:12:49,115
NOW YOU GOT TWO WOMEN THAT
AREN'T ANSWERING YOUR CALLS.
260
00:12:51,384 --> 00:12:54,254
WELL, IF SHE DOESN'T CALL BACK
WITHIN THE HOUR [CHUCKLES]
261
00:12:54,254 --> 00:12:56,122
YOUR LUNGS ARE GONNA
HAVE A PROBLEM
262
00:12:56,122 --> 00:12:58,592
ANSWERING
THE CALL OF OXYGEN.
263
00:12:58,592 --> 00:13:00,026
[ INHALING ]
264
00:13:01,902 --> 00:13:04,270
[ EXHALES DEEPLY ]
265
00:13:09,275 --> 00:13:10,544
Hattie: [ CHUCKLES ]
266
00:13:10,544 --> 00:13:13,647
THAT PERM JUST
WENT BAD, DIDN'T IT?
267
00:13:13,647 --> 00:13:15,549
HEY, BABY.
268
00:13:15,549 --> 00:13:17,483
HEY, MAMA.
HEY.
269
00:13:17,483 --> 00:13:19,419
HEY, FLOP.
270
00:13:20,587 --> 00:13:22,122
HEY.
271
00:13:22,122 --> 00:13:23,724
WHAT Y'ALL DOING HERE?
272
00:13:23,724 --> 00:13:25,091
DON'T WORRY, MAMA.
273
00:13:25,091 --> 00:13:26,627
I DIDN'T
COME HERE TO WORK.
274
00:13:26,627 --> 00:13:29,495
WHEN YOU WAS WORKING HERE,
YOU AIN'T DO NO WORK.
275
00:13:29,495 --> 00:13:33,099
SHUT UP, UNCLE FLOYD.
276
00:13:33,099 --> 00:13:34,801
I JUST CAME TO PICK UP
MY MEDICAL CARD.
277
00:13:34,801 --> 00:13:37,270
IT SHOULD HAVE COME IN THE MAIL.
YEAH, IT BACK THERE ON THE DESK.
278
00:13:37,270 --> 00:13:38,772
OKAY.
279
00:13:38,772 --> 00:13:42,342
HEY, THAT WAS
MY BEAUTIFUL BABY GIRL.
280
00:13:42,342 --> 00:13:43,777
OH, SHE'S SO SWEET.
281
00:13:43,777 --> 00:13:46,312
JUST THE SWEETEST BABE
I EVER HAD.
282
00:13:46,312 --> 00:13:48,181
[ LAUGHS ]
283
00:13:48,181 --> 00:13:51,184
SO, HOW'S IT GOING
WITH HER CRAZY ASS?
284
00:13:51,184 --> 00:13:53,119
WHOO!
285
00:13:53,119 --> 00:13:55,922
SHE ALL OVER THE PLACE.
286
00:13:55,922 --> 00:13:57,958
REALLY?
MM‐HMM.
287
00:13:57,958 --> 00:14:01,201
I MEAN,
OTHER THAN THAT, SHE'S FINE.
288
00:14:01,201 --> 00:14:03,203
GOOD.
289
00:14:03,203 --> 00:14:05,739
SO, DID YOU, UH,
LEARN ANYTHING FROM THIS?
290
00:14:05,739 --> 00:14:07,574
YEAH, I DON'T NEVER WANT TO GET
HER PREGNANT AGAIN
291
00:14:07,574 --> 00:14:09,009
EVER IN MY LIFE.
292
00:14:09,009 --> 00:14:12,345
EVER EVER?
I MEAN EVER.
293
00:14:12,345 --> 00:14:14,380
WELL, THAT'S
A GOOD THING, FLIP.
294
00:14:14,380 --> 00:14:16,349
WHAT ELSE YOU LEARN?
WHAT ELSE YOU LEARN?
295
00:14:16,349 --> 00:14:20,253
I LEARNED
HOW TO AGREE, TO AGREE,
296
00:14:20,253 --> 00:14:24,858
AND AGREE SOME MORE
WHEN I'M AGREEING...TO AGREE.
297
00:14:26,760 --> 00:14:29,563
AND NEVER DISAGREE.
298
00:14:29,563 --> 00:14:32,533
WELL, BUDDY,
YOU GOT YOUR DEGREE.
299
00:14:34,334 --> 00:14:36,670
SMART MAN.
SMART MAN.
300
00:14:36,670 --> 00:14:38,004
THANK YOU.
301
00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:43,076
I‐I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
LINDA ‐‐ JUST ‐‐
302
00:14:43,076 --> 00:14:44,745
SHE'S SO MEAN.
303
00:14:44,745 --> 00:14:46,379
AFTER THAT BABY
BEEN PRESSURED
304
00:14:46,379 --> 00:14:50,651
AND PUSHING ALL
AGAINST THAT WATER BACK,
305
00:14:50,651 --> 00:14:53,554
MAKE YOU WANT TO KILL.
306
00:14:53,554 --> 00:14:56,489
HATTIE, CUSTOMERS, MAN.
307
00:14:56,489 --> 00:14:58,291
I'M SORRY.
308
00:14:59,526 --> 00:15:00,694
OKAY.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
309
00:15:00,694 --> 00:15:02,969
I WANT Y'ALL TO STOP IT,
ALL RIGHT?
310
00:15:02,969 --> 00:15:06,773
SHE BEEN IN
A REAL GOOD MOOD.
311
00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:08,909
LORD KNOWS I DON'T
WANT TO UPSET HER.
312
00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:14,881
WELL, YOU SURE
FINNA BE UPSET.
313
00:15:14,881 --> 00:15:16,182
WHY?
314
00:15:16,182 --> 00:15:17,684
TOO LATE. LOOK.
315
00:15:20,987 --> 00:15:22,956
DAMN!
316
00:15:25,391 --> 00:15:26,793
[ LAUGHS ]
317
00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:28,228
HEY, TROY.
318
00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:29,796
HI.
HEY.
319
00:15:29,796 --> 00:15:33,934
WE GOT TO GET RID OF HER
BEFORE LINDA COME BACK.
320
00:15:33,934 --> 00:15:36,336
WELL,
TAKE HER OUT THE BACK.
321
00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:37,738
Good idea.
322
00:15:37,738 --> 00:15:40,073
OH. TOO LATE.
323
00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:44,044
HEY.
324
00:15:44,044 --> 00:15:45,746
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
325
00:15:45,746 --> 00:15:46,747
HI.
326
00:15:46,747 --> 00:15:49,850
I CAME HERE
TO TALK TO YOU.
327
00:15:49,850 --> 00:15:51,117
PHILIP.
MA'AM.
328
00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:52,452
LET'S GO.
329
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:56,089
UM, YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT
TO TALK TO THE GIRL?
330
00:15:57,190 --> 00:15:58,659
AGREE. AGREE.
331
00:15:58,659 --> 00:16:01,502
AGREE. AGREE.
332
00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:02,503
A...
333
00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:05,606
A...GREE.
334
00:16:05,606 --> 00:16:07,440
YOU RIGHT.
335
00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:09,275
YOU DON'T NEED
TO TALK TO HER.
336
00:16:13,113 --> 00:16:14,781
MOVE TO THE GIRL!
337
00:16:23,924 --> 00:16:27,227
BABY, YOU WANT
SOMETHING TO DRINK?
338
00:16:27,227 --> 00:16:28,729
NO, THANK YOU.
339
00:16:28,729 --> 00:16:30,030
YOU SURE?
340
00:16:30,030 --> 00:16:31,164
YEAH, I'M FINE.
341
00:16:31,164 --> 00:16:32,298
WELL, HOW YOU DOING?
342
00:16:32,298 --> 00:16:34,234
I'M FINE.
343
00:16:34,234 --> 00:16:35,468
WELL, WHAT'S WRONG?
344
00:16:35,468 --> 00:16:37,170
HER.
345
00:16:38,672 --> 00:16:39,940
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
346
00:16:39,940 --> 00:16:42,275
YOUR DAUGHTER.
WHAT ABOUT HER?
347
00:16:42,275 --> 00:16:43,844
YOU KNOW WHAT?
NEVER MIND.
348
00:16:43,844 --> 00:16:45,779
NO.
GO ON, NOW, BABY.
349
00:16:45,779 --> 00:16:47,814
I KNOW WHEN SOMETHING
AIN'T RIGHT.
350
00:16:47,814 --> 00:16:49,049
WHAT'S GOING ON?
351
00:16:49,049 --> 00:16:50,416
IT'S FINE.
352
00:16:50,416 --> 00:16:51,518
YOU SURE?
353
00:16:51,518 --> 00:16:52,919
YES.
354
00:16:52,919 --> 00:16:55,388
I MIGHT NOT KNOW
A WHOLE LOT ABOUT NOTHING,
355
00:16:55,388 --> 00:16:56,990
BUT I KNOW
WHEN SOMETHING AIN'T RIGHT.
356
00:16:56,990 --> 00:16:58,458
NOW, OUT WITH IT.
357
00:16:58,458 --> 00:17:00,326
I JUST FEEL LIKE
I COME SEE YOU FOR A LOT.
358
00:17:00,326 --> 00:17:03,369
MOST PEOPLE DO...
359
00:17:03,369 --> 00:17:06,673
ESPECIALLY MY MEN.
360
00:17:06,673 --> 00:17:08,809
THEY SAY I GIVE GOOD ‐‐
HATTIE!
361
00:17:12,078 --> 00:17:14,080
ADVICE!
362
00:17:15,816 --> 00:17:17,684
GO ON AWAY
FROM HERE, FLOYD.
363
00:17:19,686 --> 00:17:21,187
WHAT'S GOING ON, BABY?
364
00:17:21,187 --> 00:17:23,089
WELL, DANNY MISSES HIS MAMA.
YEAH.
365
00:17:23,089 --> 00:17:24,758
I KNOW THAT.
YEAH.
366
00:17:24,758 --> 00:17:26,793
THEY HAVEN'T BEEN SPEAKING
MUCH EVER SINCE WE GOT MARRIED.
367
00:17:26,793 --> 00:17:28,595
YEAH, I KNOW THAT, TOO.
368
00:17:30,831 --> 00:17:32,933
AND HE LOVES HER SO MUCH,
HE'S BEEN HAVING NIGHTMARES.
369
00:17:32,933 --> 00:17:36,236
YEAH, I KNOW THAT, TOO.
370
00:17:36,236 --> 00:17:38,238
YEAH,
AND THEY WERE SO CLOSE.
371
00:17:38,238 --> 00:17:41,742
YEAH, I KNOW THAT, TOO.
372
00:17:41,742 --> 00:17:44,044
UNTIL I CAME
INTO THE PICTURE.
373
00:17:44,044 --> 00:17:46,279
YEAH, I KNOW THAT, TOO.
374
00:17:49,282 --> 00:17:51,685
I JUST WANT TO HELP
THEM BE HAPPY AGAIN.
375
00:17:51,685 --> 00:17:54,788
WELL...
376
00:17:54,788 --> 00:17:56,156
YOU THINK
SHE'LL TALK TO ME?
377
00:17:56,156 --> 00:17:59,225
WELL...
378
00:17:59,225 --> 00:18:00,393
NO, REALLY, MISS HATTIE.
379
00:18:00,393 --> 00:18:04,104
WE‐E‐E‐ELL...
380
00:18:05,405 --> 00:18:06,840
I'LL GET HER
TO TALK TO YOU.
381
00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:08,174
NO, HELL, YOU WON'T.
382
00:18:10,343 --> 00:18:11,778
YES, I WILL.
383
00:18:11,778 --> 00:18:14,681
NO, HELL, YOU WON'T.
384
00:18:14,681 --> 00:18:16,717
FLOYD, WHAT DID I SAY?
385
00:18:16,717 --> 00:18:18,652
YOU SAID YOU'D GET
HER TO TALK TO HER.
386
00:18:18,652 --> 00:18:21,922
AND THAT'S WHAT
THE HELL I MEAN.
387
00:18:21,922 --> 00:18:24,190
NOW, HOW YOU GONNA DO THAT?
388
00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:26,026
WELL...
389
00:18:27,293 --> 00:18:31,131
...I'M GONNA PRAY.
390
00:18:31,131 --> 00:18:34,500
I'M GONNA GO DOWN
ON MY KNEES.
391
00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:38,271
MAKE SURE YOU PRAYING.
392
00:18:38,271 --> 00:18:41,441
I'VE BEEN DOWN ON MY KNEES
FOR A LOT OF THINGS.
393
00:18:41,441 --> 00:18:42,442
SAY THAT.
394
00:18:42,442 --> 00:18:43,910
BUT, FLOYD,
395
00:18:43,910 --> 00:18:45,879
RIGHT NOW,
I'M TALKING ABOUT PRAYER.
396
00:18:45,879 --> 00:18:47,047
COME ON.
397
00:18:47,047 --> 00:18:49,750
I'M TALKING GOING UP
IN A HIGHER REALM!
398
00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:51,718
THAT'S RIGHT.
399
00:18:51,718 --> 00:18:54,621
I'M GOING UP
ABOVE THE CLOUDS,
400
00:18:54,621 --> 00:18:57,858
WHERE THE EAGLES FLY
ON A MOUNTAIN HIGH.
401
00:18:57,858 --> 00:18:59,626
WHOO! PUT YOUR HANDS UP.
GET THEM UP.
402
00:18:59,626 --> 00:19:01,267
GOT TO BELIEVE.
403
00:19:01,267 --> 00:19:03,003
YES.
404
00:19:03,003 --> 00:19:04,404
YOU FEEL THAT?
405
00:19:06,439 --> 00:19:07,674
YES.
406
00:19:10,577 --> 00:19:12,012
AND SHE'S BACK.
407
00:19:12,012 --> 00:19:13,814
YOU BELIEVE?
408
00:19:13,814 --> 00:19:15,816
YOU BELIEVE
I'M GONNA TALK TO LINDA?
409
00:19:15,816 --> 00:19:17,651
YES, MAMA HATTIE.
YES.
410
00:19:17,651 --> 00:19:18,752
AND YOU GONNA BE HERE.
411
00:19:18,752 --> 00:19:20,020
ALL RIGHT.
412
00:19:20,020 --> 00:19:21,387
SHOUT ALL THE WAY OUT.
413
00:19:21,387 --> 00:19:22,589
SHOUT!
414
00:19:22,589 --> 00:19:23,690
BYE!
415
00:19:23,690 --> 00:19:25,559
MAKE SURE YOU SEE
ME AND MY AURA, PLEASE.
416
00:19:25,559 --> 00:19:27,027
ALL RIGHT, NOW.
417
00:19:27,027 --> 00:19:28,962
THIS'LL BE ALL RIGHT.
418
00:19:28,962 --> 00:19:30,997
NO, IT WON'T.
419
00:19:30,997 --> 00:19:33,166
IT'LL WORK ITSELF OUT.
420
00:19:42,609 --> 00:19:46,647
NOW, HATTIE,
YOU KNOW DAMN WELL...
421
00:19:46,647 --> 00:19:49,750
YOU AIN'T GONNA GET
LINDA TO TALK TO THAT GIRL.
422
00:19:49,750 --> 00:19:53,086
YEAH, I KNOW THAT, SPORT.
423
00:19:53,086 --> 00:19:55,188
THEN WHY DID YOU
TELL HER THAT?
424
00:19:55,188 --> 00:19:57,958
'CAUSE I WILL GET LINDA
TO TALK TO HER.
425
00:19:57,958 --> 00:20:00,927
NOW, YOU KNOW HOW CRAZY
THAT GIRL'S BEEN SINCE
SHE BEEN PREGNANT.
426
00:20:00,927 --> 00:20:02,202
AND DO YOU KNOW HOW CRAZY
I'VE ‐‐
427
00:20:02,202 --> 00:20:04,705
LET ME FINISH, SIR.
428
00:20:05,906 --> 00:20:09,042
HOW CRAZY YOU'VE BEEN
SINCE YOU'VE BEEN BORN.
429
00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:14,280
E‐E‐E‐EXAC‐A‐DY.
430
00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:16,349
"F" AND "Ds"
YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH.
431
00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:17,951
MM.
432
00:20:17,951 --> 00:20:21,321
SO, LIKE I SAID,
SHE WILL TALK TO THAT GIRL.
433
00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:24,124
STAY OUT OF THEIR BUSINESS.
434
00:20:24,124 --> 00:20:28,094
I'M ALREADY
IN THEIR BUSINESS.
435
00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:29,763
AND I GOT THIS HERE,
FLOYD, BELIEVE ME.
436
00:20:29,763 --> 00:20:31,097
I'M GONNA TAKE CARE
OF THIS, HERE.
437
00:20:31,097 --> 00:20:32,332
YOU GONNA MAKE THIS
A BIGGER MESS
438
00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:33,867
THAN WHAT YOU ALREADY
STARTED IT TO BE.
439
00:20:33,867 --> 00:20:35,869
FLOYD, HOW ABOUT
GETTING YOU SOME DAMN BUSINESS
440
00:20:35,869 --> 00:20:39,072
AND LETTING ME TAKE CARE
OF THIS HERE?
441
00:20:39,072 --> 00:20:41,775
BABY, MY NAME
HATTIE MAE JUWANA
442
00:20:41,775 --> 00:20:46,813
LOU ANTHONY
COLEMAN BROWN LOVE.
443
00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:49,182
AND I'VE GOT THIS HERE.
444
00:20:49,182 --> 00:20:51,885
'CAUSE I'M A P‐I‐MEM‐P.
445
00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:55,255
I'M A PIMP.
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