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HEY.

HEY, FLOYD.

I'M JUST FINISHING UP CLEANING UP THAT MESS.

OH, GOOD.

SO, DID SHE HAVE THE BABY?

NO.

W‐W‐WHAT'S GOING ON?

WHAT YOU MEAN?

HATTIE.

WHAT?

WHY AREN'T YOU AT THE HOSPITAL?

I WAS!

THEN WHAT HAPPENED?

HER WATER DIDN'T BREAK.

HU‐‐ HER ‐‐ HER ‐‐ WHAT?

HER WA' DIDN'T BRE'.

WA‐‐ BWEA‐‐

LOOK, LOOK, SAY IT SLOW.

KIND OF LIKE HOW YOUR BRAIN WORKS.

HER WA' DI' BRE'.

WHA‐‐ HER WALL OF BRICKS?

NO ‐‐ HER WATER DIDN'T BREAK.

I GOT TO CATCH UP ON MY HATTINESE.

I'M SORRY.

SO, THEN WHAT HAPPENED?

SHE'S SO UPSET WITH DANNY, SHE PISSED HER PANTS.

NOW, SEE, THAT'S JUST WRONG.

YEAH, THEY PUT HER ON BED REST.

BUT SHE'S OKAY?

YEAH, SHE FINE.

THEY PUT HER ON BED REST FOR A FEW WEEKS.

YOU KNOW, SHE A MARRIED WOMAN NOW.

I HEARD ABOUT THAT.

YEAH, YOU KNOW, SHE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE MARRIED

BEFORE SHE GIVE BIRTH TO THAT BABY.

SHE SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT THAT

BEFORE SHE HAD SEX TO GET THAT BABY.

[ CHUCKLES ]

YEAH.

BUT, YOU KNOW, PHIL CALLED ME AND TOLD ME

THAT THEY HAD THE CEREMONY RIGHT THERE IN THE HOSPITAL ROOM.

YEAH.

THE NURSE WAS THE BRIDESMAID,

THE DOCTOR WAS THE BEST MAN,

AND THE JANITOR WAS THE FLOWER GIRL.

BUT SHE'S OKAY?

SHE'S FINE.

WELL, WHERE IS SHE NOW?

AT HOME.

OKAY, GOOD.

IT AIN'T GOOD, 'CAUSE SHE AT MY HOUSE!

WHY?

SHE SAYS SHE WANT ME TO LOOK AFTER HER FOR A WHILE.

WHAT THE HELL SHE WANT TO DO THAT FOR?

THAT THE SAME THING I SAID, FLOYD!

SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER OFF

WITH A PACK OF WILD WOLVES LOOKING AFTER HER.

I KNOW. THAT WHAT I KNOW.

WELL, I'M GLAD YOU AGREE WITH ME.

TRUTH HURTS.

AND SO DO YOU AS BEING HER MOTHER.

YOU KNOW WHAT, FLOYD? WHAT?

I AIN'T GONNA BE ABLE TO DO THIS HERE.

I AIN'T GONNA BE ABLE TO TAKE CARE OF HER.

DO YOU KNOW HOW DIFFICULT IT IS?

I KNOW THAT.

TO HELP A HORMONAL PREGNANT WOMAN?

BUT YOU AIN'T GONNA HAVE TO DO IT BY YOURSELF.

AT LEAST PHILIP WILL BE ABLE TO HELP YOU.

AH, HELL, PHILIP AIN'T NO HELP!

SAM.

YOU GETTIN' WORSER NOW.

WORSER...WORSE, UNH.

UM, WELL, YOU GOT DREW.

AW, HELL NO!

LITTLE DANNY.

I'M DYIN'.

WELL, HELL, I'LL STOP BY.

I'M DECAYIN'.

MNH.

IS THAT THAT SMELL I'M SMELLING RIGHT NOW?

NO, THAT WOULD BE YOUR DEAD BROTHER

I BURIED OUT THERE IN THE BACKYARD FOR CHEATING ON ME.

HATTIE.

WHAT? I'M SERIOUS. GO ON BACK THERE AND CHECK

AND SEE AIN'T I TELLING YOU THE TRUTH.

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[ LAUGHS ]

OOH, THEY WHOOPIN' ‐‐

DREW, IT'S UNLOCKED.

SHE AIN'T GOT NOTHING TO STEAL.

HEY.

WHAT THE HELL Y'ALL DOING HERE?

WE WERE SUMMONED.

BY WHO?

ME.

HI.

WHAT ARE Y'ALL DOING HERE?

WE ALL CAME HERE TO HELP YOU WITH MY MOTHER.

AH, HELL NO.

MNH‐MNH, THAT AIN'T NO GOOD IDEA THERE.

WELL, WHY NOT?

'CAUSE SHE DON'T LIKE MOST OF YOU HERE.

STOP IT. SHE LIKES ALL OF US.

NOT TROY. [ COUGHS ]

SORRY. MOTH BALLS. [ CHUCKLES ]

STOP IT.

[ SNEEZES ] THAT WOULD BE TRUE, DREW.

HE'S RIGHT. SHE SENT HER INTO FALSE LABOR.

NO, SHE DIDN'T.

DANNY, IT WAS YOU GETTING MARRIED

TO MY BACK‐STABBING COUSIN...

HI, COUS‐O. [ CHUCKLES ]

...THAT SENT HER INTO LABOR.

NO, IT JUST MADE HER PISS HER PANTS.

NO, IT WASN'T.

YEAH, IT WAS.

NO, BABY, MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T HAVE TOLD HER.

[ Deep voice ] NO, BABY, WE DID THE RIGHT THING.

ARE YOU SURE, BABE?

YEAH, HONEY MUFFIN.

HONEY MUFFIN?!

THAT WAS YOUR NAME FOR ME!

GIVE HER LIKE OAT BRAN OR SOMETHING.

I HAVE A STICKY BUN IF ANYONE'S INTERESTED.

[ SIGHS ]

IT'S BEEN ON THE SHELF FOR A WHILE, SO IT'S...

KIND OF STALE, BUT...

YEAH, WE COULD TELL IT'S DRIED OUT.

YEAH. NO, THANKS.

Y'ALL GO ON GET OUT OF HERE. I GOT THIS HERE.

NO, NO, GRANDMA.

THIS IS MY MAMA, AND I WANT TO STAY AND HELP.

NO, DANNY. YOU NEED TO LISTEN TO THE OLD...

WISE...

DIAPER‐LICOUS...

GRANDMA AND GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE.

SAM, YOU MOVE, AND YOU DIE.

LOOK, ISN'T THIS THE BABY DADDY'S JOB?

OH, HELL, GIRL.

WHAT?

LINDA GONNA KILL HIM DEAD.

LIKE THE SPIDER DID THE OTHER SPIDER

WHEN THE MALE SPIDER MATED.

HMM.

SOUNDS LIKE ONE OF YOUR DATES.

YEAH.

YEAH. [ CHUCKLES ]

YEAH, IT SOUNDS LIKE A FEW OF MINES, TOO.

I NEVER FORGET THIS OLD, PRETTY, HOT...

HIS NAME WAS TROU‐MOU.

UM, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

TROU‐MOU.

DID YOU SAY ‐‐ DID YOU SAY TRACK MARK?

TRAA‐MOU.

GRANDMA.

OKAY, GREAT.

OKAY, WELL, WE'RE GONNA, UM...

I ‐‐ I'M SORRY.

IS IT TROUT MOUTH?

YEAH, LIKE A BIG MOUTH BASS.

SO HE CAN HANDLE ALL THIS ‐‐

NO!

NO! MNH‐MNH. MNH‐MNH.

SOUNDS A LITTLE FISHY TO ME.

YEAH, BUT IT'S FRESH FISH.

UGH!

YOU GOT ME, STICKY BUNS?

OKAY. OKAY. I'VE GOT MERCURY POISONING.

AND I'M GONNA GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE.

NO, YOU'RE NOT.

LET HIM GO ON AND GO.

YES, PLEASE.

OKAY, FINE. TROY AND I WILL JUST STAY HERE WITH YOU.

[ CHUCKLES ]

I'M TELLING YOU THAT IS NOT A GOOD IDEA.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

I KNOW.

BUT YET YOU'RE STILL HERE.

FINE. FINE.

BETWEEN FISH AND BUNS, WE'RE LEAVING.

BYE.

BYE.

GOOD LUCK.

THANKS, I GUESS.

THEY'RE SO FULL OF CRAP.

YOU THINK SO?

YEAH.

SO YOUR MOTHER DOESN'T LIKE ME?

NO, BABY, MY MAMA LOVES YOU.

ARE YOU SURE, DANNY?

YEAH.

RIGHT, GRANDMA?

PBHT.

I TELL YOU, MY HEARING AID WENT OUT.

GRANDMA, YOU DON'T WEAR A HEARING AID.

WELL, AT TIMES LIKE THESE, I WISH I DID.

GRANDMA...

[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] COME ON. ANSWER MY QUESTION.

YOU KNOW MY MOM LIKES HER.

I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

GRANDMA.

DO YOU KNOW SIGN LANGUAGE?

YES, I DO.

I DON'T.

THEN WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME IF KNEW SIGN LANGUAGE?

'CAUSE I KNOW ONE FINGER THAT'S THE SIGN.

MNH‐MNH, GRANDMA.

JUST TELL HER THAT SHE LIKES HER.

I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

GRANDMA, YOU KNOW YOUR ASS HEARD ME.

SAY THAT AGAIN, I'LL SLAP THE SHH OUT OF YOU.

[ GRUMBLES ]

GRANDMA, GO ON.

IT'S OKAY.

TELL HER, OKAY!

SHE LIKES YOU, SHE LIKES YOU!

REALLY?

YEAH.

WHAT YOU DOING HERE?

YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE YOU.

MAMA.

WHAT?

YOU KNOW I'M TELLING THE TRUTH.

GRANDMA.

I TRIED TO GIVE YOU A WARNING.

SO SHE REALLY DOESN'T LIKE ME.

BABY, NO.

DANNY.

I THOUGHT YOU COULDN'T HEAR.

I CAN HEAR YOU LYING.

I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE DOESN'T LIKE ME.

Linda: AND I DON'T KNOW WHY THE HELL YOU CAN'T.

I THINK SHE'S WEARING MY HEARING AID.

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I KNEW IT.

NO, BABY.

NO, I'M GONNA GO.

NO, NO, YOU'RE NOT.

Hattie: DANNY.

WHAT?

LET HER GO.

GRANDMA, SHE NEEDS TO TALK TO HER.

BABY, NOW IS NOT A GOOD TIME.

AND WHY NOT?

BECAUSE YOUR MOTHER'S PREGNANT.

PREGNANT PEOPLE CAN'T TALK?

BABY, WHEN A WOMAN IS PREGNANT,

SHE DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON WITH HER.

HER BODY GOES THROUGH SO MANY CHANGES AND THINGS,

SHE DON'T KNOW IF SHE THE ITEM OF PRIDE OR A BUMBLEBEE.

WHAT?

[ BABBLES ]

THAT'S RIDICULOUS.

I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU.

GRANDMA, LOTS OF WOMEN HAVE BABIES, AND THEY'RE FINE,

SO I'M JUST GONNA GO TALK TO HER.

OKAY, GREAT.

SEE YOU WHEN YOU GET BACK.

IF YOU GET BACK.

OKAY, GREAT.

[ POTS BANGING, SILVERWARE CLATTERING ]

[ INDISTINCT ARGUING ]

THERE'S KNIVES IN THERE.

I KNOW, I KNOW.

I SHOULD GO.

NO. BABY, NO.

NO, I SHOULD. YOU NEED TO TALK TO HER.

NO.

LET HER GO.

GRANDMA, SHE'S MY WIFE.

HELL, IT AIN'T BEEN BUT FIVE MINUTES.

YOUR MAMA JUST NEEDS A LITTLE TIME WITH THIS.

TROY.

BABE, I'LL JUST SEE YOU AT THE HOUSE.

ARE YOU SURE?

YES.

NO, NO, I'MMA GO WITH YOU.

NO, YOU NEED TO STAY. YOUR MOTHER NEEDS YOU.

YOU'RE SURE?

YES. I'LL SEE YOU AT THE APARTMENT.

OKAY.

LOVE YOU.

YEAH, I LOVE YOU, TOO.

HEY ‐‐

TAP THAT WHEN I GET HOME.

[ CHUCKLES ]

GRANDMAW!

DON'T "GRANDMAW" ME.

WHAT AM I GONNA DO?

BABY, SOMETIMES YOU JUST HAVE TO LET THINGS BE.

BUT I LOVE THEM BOTH.

IT'LL WORK ITSELF OUT

WHEN THAT BABY PUSH ITSELF OUT FROM UP IN THERE.

WILL IT?

YEAH, THAT BABY GOT TO COME OUT SOME KIND OF TIME,

ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.

GRANDMA, I WAS TALKING ABOUT MY WIFE AND MY MAMA.

IT'LL WORK ITSELF OUT. IT WILL.

WILL IT?

HELL IF I KNOW. I'M JUST TRYING TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.

YOU LOOK SO PITIFUL.

WHAT DID TROY EVEN DO TO HER?

IT'S NOT WHAT SHE DID.

IT'S WHAT Y'ALL WENT OFF AND DONE TOGETHER.

WAIT, WHAT DID I DO?

TAPPED THAT ASS.

AND I MEAN, Y'ALL HAD TO GO ALL THE WAY TO VEGAS

TO GET THAT ASS TAPPED.

IS YOU INTERNATIONALLY KNOWN YET?

[ CHUCKLES ]

SHUT THE HELL UP, BOY.

I KNOW.

YOU'RE RIGHT ‐‐ I SHOULD HAVE TOLD HER.

YEAH.

HEY.

HEY, PHILIP. HEY, PHILIP.

WHERE'S LINDA?

IN THE BACK.

WHAT?

Linda: HEY, BABE!

UH, SHE'S SUPPOSED TO BE RESTING?

YEAH, BUT I NEEDED SOME WATER.

YOU TWO COULDN'T GET HER SOME WATER?

I KNOW. AND I CALLED AND I WAITED,

I CALLED AND I WAITED, I CALLED AND I WAITED,

AND NOBODY CAME.

I TELL YOU, "CALLED AND I WAITED,

I CALLED AND I WAITED" ‐‐ DAMN LIE.

MISS HATTIE, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HELPING HER.

THAT'S YOUR BUN IN THE OVEN!

AIN'T NOBODY TOLD YOU TO LEAVE ALL THEM 'GREDIENTS IN THERE.

ALL THAT FLOUR AND EGGS.

AND THE BUTTER HIT THE EGG.

MISS HATTIE, I KNOW THAT, BUT YOU'RE HER MOTHER.

THAT'S FIT TO BE TIED, TOO.

HONEY, YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO COME HOME?

YOU KNOW, THAT'D BE SO NICE!

THAT'D BE NICE! THAT'D BE SO NICE.

NO!

I WANT TO BE HERE!

WHY?!

MAMA!

WHAT?!

MNH. OKAY, GREAT.

MAMA, UH, IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO FOR YOU?

YEP.

WHAT?

DIVORCE THAT CHICK.

MAMA.

DANNY, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HER.

YES, I DO! [ LAUGHS ]

ARE YOU LAUGHING?

A‐A‐AND GRINDING?

RELAX YOUR SHOULDERS, AND SHUT YOUR LEGS.

YOU TALKING ME OR DANNY?

BOTH OF YOU.

OKAY, GREAT.

SORRY, MAMA.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD MARRY HER AFTER ONE DATE!

MAMA, SHE'S GOOD FOR ME.

SHE AIN'T ‐‐

BOY, YOU LOST YOUR MIND.

HONEY, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO GET UPSET.

I KNOW!

WELL, DON'T.

DO I LOOK UPSET TO YOU?!

LINDA.

LINDA?

PHIL. COME BACK OVER HERE.

YES?

YOU ABOUT TO GET BLASTED.

WHAT?

YEAH, IT'S CALLED HORMONE RAGES.

IT'S WHERE IT STARTS ALL DOWN UP IN HERE.

AND THEN IT TRAVELS UP TO YOUR NECK AREA.

AND THEN IT GOES INTO YOUR THROAT.

AND YOU CAN'T BE HELD RESPONSIBLE

FOR WHAT COMES OUT NEXT.

[ CHUCKLES ] OKAY.

SO I ADVISE YOU NOT TO TAKE YOUR ASS BACK THERE.

BUT, MISS HATTIE, I DON'T WANT HER TO GET UPSET.

SHE ALREADY UPSET!

WELL, NOT IF I CAN HELP IT.

WELL, THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU.

AIN'T NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO PREVENT THAT.

YES, THERE IS.

OKAY, GREAT.

TAKE YOUR DUMB ASS BACK THERE AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

NOW, LINDA... Linda: PHILIP!

[ POTS BANGING, DISHES CLINKING ]

STAY OUT OF IT!

OKAY.

SORRY.

YOU GOT THAT?

UH...

I GOT IT, YES. I GOT IT.

YOU KNOW, IT TOOK YOU A LITTLE TIME TO CATCH ON,

BUT YOU CAUGHT ON.

NOW, I'M SICK OF THIS!

I'M GONNA SET THE TRUTH STRAIGHT!

LINDA!

OOH. OOH.

WHAT?

[ Nervously ] WHY DON'T YOU JUST GIVE HER A CHANCE?

DANNY!

IS THAT YOUR WAY OF HANDLING THIS HERE?

YOU TURNED STRAIGHT INTO A LITTLE BOY.

MAMA, ALL I WAS SAYING WAS JUST GIVE HER A CHANCE.

A CHANCE TO DO WHAT?

MAMA...

TAKE ALL YOUR MONEY?

HE AIN'T GOT NO DAMN MONEY.

WELL, BREAK YOUR HEART.

MAMA, SHE'S NOT GONNA BREAK MY HEART.

YOU KNOW WHAT? I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS, DANNY.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD DO THIS!

MAMA.

NO, YOU KNOW WHAT?

THIS IS SO DISRESPECTFUL

THAT YOU WOULD GO OFF AND MARRY THAT GIRL AND NOT TELL ME!

MAMA, JUST LISTEN!

NO, YOU LISTEN!!

[ Voice breaking ] DANNY.

[ WHIMPERS ]

I HAVE BEEN WITH YOU

SINCE YOU WERE A FETUS FORMING IN MY WOMB.

AND I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

DANNY, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD DO THIS!

I JUST ‐‐ I CAN'T! I CAN'T!

I‐I‐I CAN'T. I CAN'T.

HONEY, HONEY, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO GET UPSET.

I CAN'T!

LINDA.

[ Distorted, deep voice ] DON'T...

...COME UP HERE!

OKAY.

OKAY.

OKAY.

GRANDMA, WE GOT TO TAKE COMMUNION.

WHERE'S THE HOLY WINE?

I DRUNK IT.

W‐WHAT ABOUT THE HOLY WATER?

TOOK A BATH WITH IT.

DANNY, YOU KNOW I'M HO.

I JUST NEEDED IT ON ME OR IN ME.

IT DIDN'T MATTER.

OKAY, GRANDMA, HO TENDENCIES.

THAT'S OKAY, DANNY. YOU HAVE WHORE TENDENCIES, TOO.

THAT'S WHY YOU MARRIED THAT WHORE AND WENT TO VEGAS.

NO!

SHE'S NOT A WHORE.

SHE IS A FREAK, THOUGH.

[ CHUCKLES ]

[ CLEARS THROAT ] WOULD YOU TWO STOP IT?

OKAY, GREAT.

OKAY, GREAT.

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I'M TELLING YOU HE A DAMN FOOL.

HE SHOULDN'T HAVE EVEN WENT UP THERE!

WATCH AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS...

IN THREE, TWO, ONE.

YOU SEE?

YOU ‐‐ YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME.

I DID.

NO, I'M SICK OF THIS. GONNA SET THIS STRAIGHT.

UH, DANNY. DON'T DO IT.

I GOT THIS, BRO. I'M MARRIED NOW.

Hattie: OOH.

I'M HERE. MY MAMA.

NOW, MAMA...

MAMA, STOP! YOU LET GO.

I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO UP THERE.

AM I CUT?

NO.

I KNOW.

GRANDMA, AM I THAT WRONG FOR MARRYING HER?

I TRIED TO TELL Y'ALL.

WHAT?

HORMONES.

REALLY?

IS THAT THE LINDA YOU KNOW?

HELL NO.

IS THAT THE LINDA YOU KNOW?

I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT DUDE IS UP THERE.

WELL, WHEN WE GONNA BACK THE LINDA...THAT WE DO KNOW?

HELL IF I KNOW.

WELL, SHE'S GOT TO LIKE TROY. SHE'S JUST ‐‐ SHE'S GOT TO.

Linda: [ Distorted, deep voice ] WELL, I DON'T.

WHAT THE HELL SHE DONE BROUGHT IN MY HOUSE.

COME ON. WE GOT TO PRAY.

MNH, MNH.

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