Original subtitles

DANNY. DANNY, WHERE COULD YOU BE, MAN?

COME ON.

THERE'S NO BOOK CLUB TODAY.

THERE AIN'T NOBODY IN "PAJAMA PARTY" IS IN TOWN.

THERE'S NO PLUSH DOLLS RELEASED AT A TOY STORE.

[ PHONE BEEPING ]

HEY, FLOYD?

LIKE LIQUOR?

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

WHAT?

HAVE YOU SEEN DANNY?

WHAT, NO ‐‐

YOUR NEPHEW!

THAT'S YOUR NEPHEW!

NO.

NO.

[ SIGHS ] OKAY, THANKS.

[ PHONE BEEPS ]

OH!

GOD, I HATE TOUCHING THIS DOOR.

HEY.

HEY, FRESH STARTS, RIGHT?

YEAH, YEAH.

HAVE YOU SEEN DANNY?

NO.

WAS HE HERE EARLIER?

NO, I ‐‐ I THOUGHT HE WAS AT HOME.

NO, HE HASN'T BEEN HOME SINCE HE MET TROY.

[ SIGHS ]

MAN, JUST WHEN I GOT RID OF MARIANA.

HMM!

I THOUGHT SHE WAS LEAVING YESTERDAY.

WELL, I DID, TOO.

WELL, WHERE COULD THEY BE?

I DON'T KNOW. BEATS THE HELL OUT OF ME.

YOU CALL HIS MOM?

NO, NO, PLEASE, DON'T.

WELL, WHY NOT?

BECAUSE THEN SHE'LL GET ALL WORRIED.

HE COULD BE IN TROUBLE!

IT'S DANNY WE'RE TALKING ABOUT.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

BUT ‐‐ BUT THIS IS NOT LIKE HIM.

YEAH, I KNOW.

CAN YOU CALL TROY?

I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO "TREY."

SHE'S YOUR COUSIN.

MAN, SCREW "TREVOR"!

JUST CALL HER.

LOOK, DUDE, I'M NOT CALLING "TYRONE."

I GET HOW YOU FEEL.

‐I GET HOW YOU FEEL. ‐YEAH.

JUST GIVE ME HER NUMBER.

WHY, SO...

SO YOU CAN BREAK THEM UP?

NO!

LAUGHING!

JUST CALL HER, DREW.

UGH!

[ BEEPING ]

HELLO, "TOMMY"?

HOW YOU DOING, HO?

NO, HA HA!

I SAID, "HOW YOU DOING, YO?"

HA.

WHAT'S UP? HA HA.

RIGHT, RIGHT.

YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT TIME

YOUR FAST ASS WILL BE HOME?

WHAT?

WHAT, IS THAT MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND?

[ IMITATING BEAT ]

WHERE ARE YOU GUY‐‐ VEGAS?

WHY, WHAT ARE THEY ‐‐

WHAT ARE THEY DOING THERE?

WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING THERE?

GETTING MARRIED?

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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

OKAY, WHAT DID SHE SAY?

SHE SAID THEY'RE GETTING MARRIED!

THEY'RE GETTING MARRIED!

THEY'RE GETTING MARRIED.

THEY HAPPY AND THEY GETTING MARRIED!

I AIN'T GET NO SLEEP 'CAUSE OF Y'ALL!

Y'ALL AIN'T GET NO SLEEP 'CAUSE OF ME!

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THEM?

NO! SCREW THAT!

WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?

WELL...

I CONVENIENTLY HAVE A LIST IN MY POCKET.

VOOPT!

NO, SERIOUSLY!

WHY COULDN'T DANNY AND I ELOPE?

DREW...

I HAVE THROWN MYSELF AT THAT GUY!

‐DREW! ‐OVER AND OVER

AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER!

‐DREW! ‐AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER!

‐HEY! HEY! HEY! ‐AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER!

STOP.

DO I NEED TO SLAP YOU?

YEAH! SLAP ME!

GO ON AND SLAP ME.

SLAP ME FOR LETTING THAT TROLL STEAL MY DANNY!

I'M WAITING FOR YOU TO SLAP ME!

SOMEBODY SLAP ME!

JUST SLAP ‐‐

I GOT...

YOU A LOW‐DOWN MOTHER ‐‐

OH!

IS THIS THE PART WHERE WE...

NO?

LET'S ‐‐ LET'S JUST ‐‐ LET'S JUST CALM DOWN.

OKAY?

DANNY MARRYING HER?

I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

[SIGHS] I DON'T WANT TO BELIEVE IT.

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

I RECOGNIZE THAT HOLLOWED‐OUT BONE STRUCTURE ANYWHERE.

COME ON IN, FLOYD.

WHAT THE HELL'S ALL THAT NOISE ABOUT?

HUH?

IT'S LIKE RINGING BELLS IN MY SLEEP.

BING, BING!

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?

YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE IT.

WHAT?

IT'S DANNY.

OH, NO.

NOT MY NEPHEW!

HATTIE KILLED HIM?

SHE ATE HIM?

YOU KNOW THEY KILL THEIR YOUNG.

WHAT HAPPENED?

NO, NOBODY ATE DANNY!

REALLY?

BUT NO...

WELL, WHAT THE HELL Y'ALL WAKE ME UP

IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT FOR?

DANNY IS IN VEGAS.

I KNOW YOU AIN'T WAKE ME THE HELL UP

TO TELL ME DANNY WAS IN VEGAS.

WHAT GOES ON IN VEGAS STAYS IN VEGAS, OKAY?

WHAT GOES ON IN MY ROBE ‐‐ ROOM ‐‐

STAYS IN MY ROOM.

NOW, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR NOTHING ELSE

ABOUT NO DAMN DANNY.

BUT, FLOYD, DON'T YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY?

HELL, WHY? WHY, WHY?

HE'S GETTING MARRIED.

TO WHAT?

TO TROY.

WHA‐A‐A‐AT?

YEA‐EA‐EA‐EAH.

I KNEWED IT! I KNEWED IT!

KNEWED WHAT?

HIS FIRST PIECE OF ASS GONNA TURN HIM OUT.

I KNEWED IT.

OH, YEAH, HE FLIPPED OUT, TURNED OUT.

HE FLIPPING HER. SHE‐A FLIP NOW.

HE DOING ALL OF THAT WITH MY COUSIN.

HIM AND FLIP?

OH, FLIPPING. I'M SORRY.

I HAD AN ELDERLY MOMENT.

LOOK HERE, HOW'D HE GET THE MONEY TO GO TO VEGAS?

THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.

MMM, THAT BOY DONE LOST HIS MIND.

YEAH. CHOOSING HER OVER ME?

[ LAUGHTER ]

CRAZY, HUH?

UH, YEAH!

OOH!

THAT'S LIKE IMPOSSIBLE.

[ LAUGHS ]

I KNOW, I'M WORRIED ABOUT NOTHING.

IT'S JUST FUNNY.

[ LAUGHING ] OH, IT'S DAMP IN THERE.

‐OH! ‐YEAH.

I'M GONNA HAVE TO GET MY SHOTS RENEWED.

[ LAUGHS ]

RAY CHARLES COULD SEE WHY HE DID THAT.

SO, HAVE Y'ALL CALLED HATTIE?

‐YES. ‐OH, LORD.

AND LINDA AND FLIP.

ARE THEY ON THEIR WAY OVER HERE?

YEAH.

MY LITTLE DANNY DONE GONE OFF AND GOT MARRIED.

TO MY COUSIN!

WOW. NOW, ARE YOU SURE?

WELL, THA‐THA‐THAT'S WHAT HE SAID.

WAIT A MINUTE, ARE YOU SURE THAT HE SAID "MARRIED"?

WELL, DREW, YOU WERE ON THE PHONE.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, AM I SURE, MAN?

I KNOW WHAT I HEARD!

THEY IN VEGAS, PLAYING SLOTS AND TAKING SHOTS.

THEY TURNING UP!

THEY NOT GONNA TURN DOWN.

WHY WOULD THEY TURN DOWN?

HE WEARING IT OUT.

I CAN JUST SEE HIM.

HE WEARING IT OUT.

HELP ME.

IN THE WORST WAY.

WHY? SHE WEIGHS NOTHING.

WORST!

IT'S LIKE A BIG OL' BASS.

BRING IT IN, DREW, BRING IT IN!

[ GRUNTS ]

MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE CAUGHT IT IN THE WEAVE.

YEAH.

WHOOPS!

OH, WHOA! FREIGHT TRAIN!

A TSUNAMI NAMED LINDA!

RELAX, RELAX.

I COULDN'T EVEN SEE IF THE BABY WAS RUNNING!

LINDA.

HAVE YOU HEARD FROM HIM?

UH...

NO.

I'VE BEEN TRYING TO CALL HIM ALL NIGHT, TOO.

BABY, IS THIS LIKE DANNY?

NO, HONEY, NOT AT ALL.

HE WOULD NEVER JUST RUN OFF TO VEGAS.

I KNEW THAT YOUR LITTLE LOOSE HUSSY COUSIN

WAS GONNA RUIN MY CHILD!

Philip: LOOK, DON'T GET UPSET, OKAY?

‐DON'T GET UPSET. ‐I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

IT'S OKAY, LOOK, YOU RAISED HIM RIGHT.

RIGHT, HE'S A GOOD BOY. HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING.

I'M TRYING.

I'M TRYING TO CALM DOWN, PHILIP, BUT IT DOESN'T ‐‐

I MEAN, HE'S MARRIED HER,

AND HE'S ONLY KNOWN HER FOR TWO DAYS!

Floyd: QUESTION, UM, LINDA, DEAR,

UM, HOW LONG YOU KNOWN PHILIP?

SHUT UP, FLOYD!

I'M JUST SAYING.

WELL, SAY IT OVER THERE.

WHAT YOU GONNA DO? HIT ME?

OH, COME ON! WHAT THE...?

HONEY, LOOK, YOU RAISED HIM RIGHT.

HE'S A GOOD BOY.

HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING.

OH, I HOPE SO.

IT'S OKAY.

AND US STAYING AROUND HERE ALL NIGHT

IS NOT GOOD. OKAY?

SAID THE TRUTH ON THAT RIGHT THERE.

I GOTTA GO TO WORK IN THE MORNING.

YEAH, WE ALL DO.

YEAH, INCLUDING DANNY.

THAT'S RIGHT!

[ SIGHS ] I HOPE HE DOESN'T GET FIRED.

WHAT?

YEAH, WE HAVE A REALLY BIG PROJECT

DUE IN THE MORNING, AND OUR BOSSES ARE COMING DOWN.

OH, THIS IS NOT LIKE HIM AT ALL.

IT'S THAT GIRL. IT'S THAT GIRL.

YEAH.

OH, I KNOW.

I CAN'T WAIT TILL I GET

MY HANDS ON HER THROAT!

ME AND YOU BOTH ‐‐ ON THE THROAT!

YEAH, RIGHT ON HER THROAT.

‐OKAY, OKAY! ‐ON THE THROAT!

OKAY, WELL, IT WON'T BE TONIGHT.

AND WHERE IS MY MAMA?

WE CALLED HER.

TOLD HER THAT DANNY WAS GETTING MARRIED IN VEGAS.

SHE PICKED UP THE PHONE, AND SHE SAID...

[As Hattie, slurring] "MIND YOUR OWN DAMN BUSINESS!"

UH... WHAT?

HE'S SAYING WHAT HATTIE SAID IS,

[As Hattie] "MIND YOUR OWN DAMN BUSINESS!"

YEAH, AND THEN...

AND THEN SHE HUNG UP.

THIS IS GREAT. THIS IS GREAT.

JUST RELAX.

HE IS GONNA LOSE HIS JOB,

ALL OVER THAT LOOSE HARLOT HUSSY COUSIN!

WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? I KNEW IT, THOUGH.

I KNEW IT.

SEE, ONLY A FOOL IN LOVE WOULD DO

SOMETHING LIKE THIS RIGHT HERE.

‐OH, I'M JUST SICK ABOUT IT. ‐OH.

WELL, DON'T BE SICK ON THAT CARPET AND LOSE THEIR DEPOSIT.

♪♪♪♪

SO, HAVE YOU HEARD FROM HIM?

NO!

AND HE DIDN'T EVEN COME INTO WORK TODAY.

THIS ISN'T COFFEE IN MY CUP.

‐OOH! ‐OOH!

Philip: HONEY?

‐OOH! ‐OOH!

Philip: OKAY.

NOW I'M REALLY GETTING NERVOUS.

OH, IT'S OKAY, HONEY. I'M SURE IT'S FINE.

IT'S OKAY.

AND I CAN'T BELIEVE MY MAMA!

OKAY, OKAY, OKAY!

WHAT DID GARGAMEL DO NOW?

I CALLED HER TO TELL HER HE ELOPED.

‐RIGHT. ‐AND SHE HUNG UP ON ME.

SHE DOES THAT.

YOU KNOW SHE DOES THAT.

I KNOW.

HEY.

Linda: HEY, HEY. HAVE YOU HEARD FROM HIM?

NO, BUT HE'S USING HIS DEBIT CARD.

AND HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?

'CAUSE I TRIED TO TAKE OUT SOME CASH,

AND HE'S NEGATIVE $15.

BUT WHAT IF HE GOT HURT OUT THERE?

SWEETIE, DANNY'S SMART.

WE STILL TALKING ABOUT DANNY?

DANNY'S REALLY SMART, FLOYD.

BUT NOT STREET‐SMART.

A TOWN LIKE VEGAS WOULD JUST GRAB HIM AND CHEW HIM UP

AND SPIT LITTLE PIECES OF DANNY ALL UP AND DOWN THE STRIP.

PIECES OF MY DANNY?

WE DON'T HAVE TO SAY THAT.

HELL, LINDA KNOW I'M TELLING THE TRUTH.

HMM? NOT IN FRONT OF LINDA.

[ WHIMPERING ]

DUDE, WE TALKING ABOUT A GROWN MAN

THAT STILL CARRIES A SMILEY‐FACE LUNCH BOX.

HA HA.

I GAVE HIM THAT.

I'M JUST SO UPSET, GUYS.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO.

UM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I'M GONNA TRY TO CALL MY MAMA AGAIN.

YOU KNOW WHAT? LET ME DO IT.

I'LL DO IT. YOU JUST SIT DOWN.

RELAX.

ALL RIGHT?

Floyd: FLIP WITH A FLIP PHONE.

IT'S "PHILIP," DAMN IT.

THEY DON'T CALL THEM "PHILIP PHONES," THOUGH.

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

DANNY DONE GONE OFF AND GOT MARRIED

TO THAT SEXY, FINE...

SHE IS BANGING.

AND IN FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE.

OH! OOH!

I KNOW Y'ALL ARE NOT ACTING LIKE THIS IS A GOOD THING!

‐WELL... ‐WELL...

WELL, IT'S NOT!

[As Hattie] THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT MARRIED TO HER.

THAT LITTLE HARLOT OR HUSSY!

OOH!

SHE DONE RUN OFF WITH MY BABY, AND I WILL BE ‐‐

AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW HER LAST NAME.

IT'S SLUTBAG.

TRICK!

WHORE!

ACTUALLY, IT'S BRYCE.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

I DON'T CARE WHAT HER LAST NAME IS.

I JUST WANT MY DANNY.

DID ‐‐ DID SHE ANSWER?

UH, YES.

AND THEN SHE HUNG UP ON ME, TOO.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY MAMA?

HOO HOO HOO!

WHOO!

FLOYD'S GOT A LIST ABOUT THAT ONE.

OH.

REALLY?

[ HUMMING ]

MAMA!

WHAT, GIRL?

I BEEN CALLING YOU ALL NIGHT.

AND I BEEN HANGING UP ALL NIGHT.

THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!

DID YOU HAVE THE BABY?

THIS MORNING.

AND I GOT HERE JUST IN TIME TO OPEN UP ON TIME.

DAMN, YOU GOOD!

YOU'RE LIKE ME!

NO, MAMA, I DIDN'T HAVE THE BABY.

THEN WHAT IS IT, LINDA?

IT'S DANNY, MAMA.

WHAT ABOUT DANNY?

HE WENT TO VEGAS AND GOT MARRIED.

HE DID?

YEAH!

GREAT.

MAMA!

DAMN! WHAT, GIRL?

AREN'T YOU UPSET?

NO, MA'AM, I'M NOT.

THAT'S HIS DAMN LIFE.

IS THAT ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY?

YES, MA'AM, IT IS.

MAMA, IF THAT WAS ME, YOU WOULD HAVE KILLED ME!

NO, HELL, I WOULDN'T HAVE.

WHY YOU SOUND LIKE YOU SINGING

EVERY DAMN THING TODAY?

YES, YOU ‐‐

YES, YOU WOULD HAVE.

‐WAIT A MINUTE. ‐HMM?

RIGHT, RIGHT.

WHAT?

WHY YOU SO COOL, CALM, AND COLLECTED ABOUT THIS?

I'M COOL, CALM, AND COLLECTED ABOUT EVERYTHING.

WAIT A MINUTE.

EITHER THAT'S A REALLY BAD CASE OF DANDRUFF...

...OR YOU HAVE CONFETTI IN YOUR HAIR.

GIRL, YOU SEEING THINGS. NO, I DON'T!

‐MAMA! ‐HUH?

WHERE YOU BEEN?

TENDING MY BUSINESS AND LEAVING Y'ALL'S'S ALONE.

WHERE WERE YOU, MAMA?

HATTIE?

WHAT?

IS THAT A CLUB STAMP ON YOUR HAND?

NO.

‐LET'S SEE IT. ‐COME ON.

AIN'T NOTHING.

‐COME ON. ‐SHOW IT TO US.

‐WHAT? ‐WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

‐OH! ‐SAM.

[ GRUNTS ]

LOOK!

[ GASPS ]

WHAT KIND OF DEVIL‐WORSHIPPING...

THE VEGAS STRIP NIGHTCLUB?

MISS HATTIE!

MAMA!

WHAT?

COME CLEAN.

OKAY, GET ME A HOSE, POT, WASH ME DOWN.

I BEEN OUT ALL NIGHT.

WHAT IS GOING ON?

UH, I ‐‐ I...

ASK DANNY.

WHERE IS HE?

OVER THERE.

‐OVER WHERE? ‐OVER THERE!

‐HEY. ‐DANNY!

ARE YOU MARRIED?

HOW ARE YOU?

ARE YOU MARRIED?

YES.

OH, LORD JESUS, HEAVENLY FATHER...

OH, WHOA, WHOA!

OH, WATER'S COMING OUT.

LET ME EXPLAIN.

WELL, SOMEBODY BETTER!

WHOA! OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.

IT'S ALL RIGHT.

LET'S HEAR HIM OUT, ALL RIGHT?

OKAY.

LINDA, YOU REALIZE HE IS A GROWN‐ASS MAN.

SHUT UP, FLOYD!

AIN'T GONNA BE TOO MANY MORE "SHUT UPS."

LOOK, I'M SORRY I DIDN'T TELL YOU WHAT I DID.

THIS HAS BEEN THE MOST INCREDIBLE WEEKEND OF MY LIFE.

MINE, TOO.

DAMN!

LOOK HOW DEEP HIS VOICE DONE GOT.

Sam: YEAH.

I THINK THEY'VE FINALLY DROPPED.

WHAT?

WE'RE SOUL MATES, MAMA.

YES, WE ARE.

AND SHE MAKES ME FEEL ALIVE.

SO, I CALLED GRANDMA AND TOLD HER I WANTED TO MARRY HER.

‐OH ‐‐ ‐YOU CALLED WHO?

HEY! HOW YOU DOING?

‐MAMA? ‐HUH?

HE CALLED YOU, AND YOU DIDN'T STOP HIM?

NO, MA'AM, I DID NOT.

HE A GROWN BOY.

LET HIM LOVE WHO THE HELL HE WANT TO LOVE.

YOU DID!

I DON'T CARE ABOUT HIM LOVING THE HUSSY.

HE DIDN'T HAVE TO MARRY HER!

WELL, PHILIP GONNA MARRY YOU, HUSSY.

WELL, I DID, MAMA.

AND I DON'T REGRET IT.

AND NOW I WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH TROY.

WELL, I HOPE YOU KNOW

WHAT YOU'RE GETTING INTO.

SAME THING YOU ARE...

OOH!

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

...LOVE.

♪♪♪♪

♪♪♪♪

MAMA!

MA‐‐

MAMA?

WHAT, GIRL?

Hattie: LINDA...

BABY, LET HIM BE.

THAT'S A GROWN‐ASS MAN.

AND A MARRIED MAN.

AND A MARRIED MAN.

HEY...

AS LONG AS YOU'RE HAPPY.

I AM. I'M VERY HAPPY.

MA‐‐ MAMA!

WHAT?

STOP ALL THAT.

Sam: WHOA! WHOA!

Philip: BABY, BABY?

‐OH! ‐BABY, WHOA!

‐OH! ‐WHOA, WHOA!

DON'T START ALL THAT.

BUH‐BUH‐BUH‐BUH!

WHAT'S WRONG?

OH! MY WATER JUST BROKE!

I'M GONNA GET A MOP.

‐GEEZ! WHOO! ‐AAH!