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♪♪♪♪
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[ FRANTIC MUTTERING ]
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‐HEY, MAMA BOO.
‐HEY, BABY.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
SO EARLY?
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I JUST CAME TO SAY HEY,
AND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
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OH, BABY, I LOVE TO YOU TOO.
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OH. OKAY.
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‐WHAT ‐‐
‐DANNY!
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WHAT IS GOING ON?
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‐I'M GONNA KILL HIM!
‐OH!
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NOT IF I GET TO HIM FIRST!
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‐AH! WHERE IS HE?
‐WHAT?
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I'M GONNA RIP
YOUR LITTLE PRETTY FACE OFF!
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AHA!
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OKAY! OKAY!
I'M SORRY!
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‐NO, YOU'RE NOT.
‐WHAT IS GOING ON?
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DANNY TRICKED US.
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HEY, "TRICKED" IS
SUCH A HARSH WORD.
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LOOK, I'M TIRED,
AND I'M PREGNANT.
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SOMEBODY BETTER TELL ME
WHAT'S GOING ON.
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DANNY GOT A PROMOTION
AT WORK.
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OH, OH, OH!
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OH! THAT'S SO GREAT, BOO!
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[ LAUGHING ]
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NO, IT'S NOT, BOO!
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YES, IT IS! WHY?
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BECAUSE HE DIDN'T EVEN TELL US
IT WAS AVAILABLE.
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I DIDN'T KNOW!
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[ HUMMING "WEDDING MARCH" ]
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OH, MY GOSH,
IS THIS REAL LIFE?
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YEAH, DUM, DUM, DU‐DUM.
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THIS IS REALLY HAPPENING.
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OH...
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WHAT DO Y'ALL THINK
ABOUT MY DRESS?
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HMM.
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AIN'T THAT NICE?
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‐MAMA!
‐HUH?
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‐GRANDMA.
‐WHAT?
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YOU LOOK LIKE THE GRAM REAPER.
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WHAT ‐‐
WHAT DO YOU HAVE ON?
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MY OLD WEDDING DRESS.
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SOMEONE ACTUALLY MARRIED IT?
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THAT'S DISGUSTING.
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WHY ARE YOU WEARING THIS?
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'CAUSE I WANTED LINDA
TO REPRESENT
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THE HOUSE OF [SLURRING].
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NO, MA'AM.
IT'S NOT HAPPENING.
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WHY IS IT BLACK?
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WELL...
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WELL... WHAT?
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'CAUSE I WAS A HO.
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GOT TO...
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GOT TO TELL THE TRUTH
AND SHAME THE DEVIL.
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HO‐KAY.
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GO AND TAKE THAT DRESS OFF.
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ONLY IF YOU UNZIP MYSELF.
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NO!
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WHY Y'ALL HERE?
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TRYIN' TO KILL DANNY.
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WELL, DO IT OUTSIDE
'CAUSE I AIN'T GOT
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NO MORE CLEANING PRODUCTS HERE.
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WELL, YOU CERTAINLY HAVE
THE DRESS
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TO WEAR TO THE FUNERAL.
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[ HATTIE MOCKING LAUGHTER ]
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I'M GONNA BE WEARIN' IT TO YOURS
IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP, DREW.
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NOW, LINDA,
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY.
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YOU'RE WEARIN' THIS, YOUR DRESS,
DOWN THE AISLE.
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♪♪♪♪
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‐‐Captions by VITAC‐‐
www.vitac.com
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♪♪♪♪
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LINDA!
LIN...
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MA ‐‐ MA...
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‐OH!
‐LINDA!
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MAMA, LEAVE ME ALONE!
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AIN'T NOTHING WRONG
WITH THIS DRESS!
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THAT THING'S SHARP.
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IT'S NICE, ISN'T IT?
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HAVE YOU LOOKED IN A MIRROR?
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I DID, I DID.
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AND WHAT DID YOU SEE?
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I SAW A HOST OF ANGELS
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COMING AFTER ME.
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CHECK YOUR CONTACTS, MAMA.
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THOSE WERE HELLHOUNDS.
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GIRL, I SAW A VISION
OF LOVELINESS.
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THE MIRROR LIED.
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AIN'T NOTHING WRONG
WITH THIS DRESS!
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MAMA, NO, THANK YOU. OKAY?
[ SHUDDERS ]
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LINDA!
WOULD YOU, PLEASE?
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IT WOULD MEAN SO MUCH TO ME.
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IT WOULD MEAN SO MUCH, IT'D BE
REALLY SPECIAL TO MY HEART.
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[ WHIMPERS ]
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[ FEIGNS SOBBING ]
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MA ‐‐
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[ HATTIE CONTINUES SOBBING ]
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PLEASE?
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[ SOBBING ]
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[ GROANING ]
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‐I ‐‐ I ‐‐
‐LINDA, I BEG YOU ENOUGH.
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NOW, COME...
YOU GONNA SAY "YEAH" NOW?
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I'M NOT WEARING BLACK
TO MY WEDDING!
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WHY?
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WOULD YOU AT LEAST
THINK ABOUT IT?
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NO. JUST STOP, MAMA. OKAY?
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STOP PRETENDING TO CRY
AND...
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[ HATTIE WHIMPERS ]
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‐HOLD ON.
‐WHAT?
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UH‐HUH.
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WHAT?
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WHY ARE YOU SO INTERESTED IN ME
WEARING... THIS...
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TO MY WEDDING?
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UH, NO REASON,
IT'S JUST A REALLY NICE DRESS.
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YOU UP TO SOMETHING.
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NO, I'M NOT.
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I KNOW YOU, HATTIE MAE.
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YES, YOU ARE.
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WELL, WILL YOU AT LEAST
CONSIDER IT?
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PLEASE.
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NO, MA'AM.
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DON'T THROW MY DRESS
LIKE THAT.
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SOMEBODY WILL WEAR IT.
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I COULD MAKE ME
A NICE PAIR OF CURTAINS.
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I DO.
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I'LL MAKE 'EM AFTER YOU WEAR IT,
HEAR NOW?
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[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
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WHO IS IT?
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Man: LAND SHARK.
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I AIN'T GOT NOTH'N F'YA.
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HATTIE, IT'S ME, FLOYD!
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WELL, COME ON IN, FLOYD!
THE DOOR O'.
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ALL RIGHT.
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‐HEY.
‐HEY.
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OH, MY DAMN!
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WHY?
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WHAT THE HELL YOU GOT ON?
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AIN'T THAT NICE?
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IT'S MY OLD WEDDING DRESS.
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IT'S BLACK.
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‐I KNOW.
‐YEAH...
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AND I KNOW WHY, TOO.
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[ LAUGHS ] YEAH, YOU KNEW ME
BACK IN THE DAY.
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[ LAUGHS ]
YEAH.
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‐[ HATTIE LAUGHS ]
‐WHEW!
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‐WHY YOU COMIN' OVER, FLOYD?
‐LOOK HERE, I BROUGHT THIS HERE.
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YEAH.
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MM‐MM.
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THIS...
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THAT AIN'T NO BIRTHDAY CARD.
YOU AIN'T GOTTA SHAKE IT.
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THIS ALL THE MONEY WE MADE?!
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YEP.
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[ HATTIE WHIMPERS, FLOYD TUTS ]
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FLOYD, THIS AIN'T ENOUGH MONEY!
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IT NEVER IS!
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YOU NEED TO MAKE SOME
MORE MONEY, FLOYD.
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WE ALL DO!
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I COME ‐‐ I NEED SOME MORE MONEY
RIGHT NOW!
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WELL, WHY, THOUGH?
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I JUST DO!
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MAYBE I HAVE TO GO BACK TO
MY OLD JOB.
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COMIN' TO THE POLE,
FORMERLY CINNAMON ROLL...
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NOW JUST DAMN.
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YOU KNOW AIN'T NOBODY GONNA PAY
YOU TO SEE YOU STRIP NO MORE.
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YOU DON'T KNOW THAT, FLOYD!
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I WAS GOOD IN MY TIME.
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YEAH, THAT'S WHEN THEY
USED TO THROW QUARTERS.
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LOOK, WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU?
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LINDA COME TALK TO ME
LAST NIGHT,
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SAY SHE WANTED TO GET MARRIED.
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AND SHE'S GONNA GET MARRIED
RIGHT NOW.
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OKAY, THAT'S GOOD.
THAT'S A GOOD THING.
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‐NO, THAT'S NOT!
‐AND WHY NOT, HATTIE?
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'CAUSE I AIN'T GOT NO MONEY.
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WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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YOU AIN'T EVEN GOTTA PAY FOR
THE WEDDING.
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THANK YOU, FLOYD.
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YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO
DO THAT, FLOYD.
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UNH‐UH, UNH‐UH.
NO, NO.
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OH. OH, GOD. YOU SCRATCHED ME
WITH THAT THING.
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IT IS SO NICE OF YOU.
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THANK ME FOR WHAT?
NICE FOR ME TO WHAT?
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YOU JUST OFFERED TO
PAY FOR THE WEDDING.
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NO, HELL, I DIDN'T!
ARE YOU CRAZY?
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I DON'T THINK SO.
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NOW, YOU KNOW DAMN WELL
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I AIN'T GOT NO MONEY
TO PAY FOR NO WEDDING.
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WELL, WHAT AM I GONNA DO, FLOYD?
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HATTIE, PHILIP'S GONNA
PAY FOR THE WEDDING.
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PHILIP AIN'T GOT
NO DAMN MONEY!
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‐BUT HATTIE...
‐WHAT?
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I JUST WANT TO DO
SOMETHING NICE.
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THIS ‐‐ THIS MY CHILD,
MY ONLY CHILD.
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SINCE WHEN YOU WANT TO DO
SOMETHING NICE?
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SINCE NOW, FLOYD.
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YOU AIN'T NEVER WANT TO DO
NOTHING NICE FOR LINDA.
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WELL, I DO NOW, FLOYD.
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‐HATTIE.
‐WHAT?
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YOU KNOW WHAT? DON'T EVEN WORRY
ABOUT IT, FLOYD.
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WHAT'S ‐‐
WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU?
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JUST FORGET ABOUT IT, FLOYD.
JUST DON'T EVEN WORRY ABOUT IT.
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WELL, LOOK, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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A LITTLE BIRDIE TOLD ME
YOU MAY NEED TO ASK DANNY.
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DANNY AIN'T GOT NO
DAMN MONEY!
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MM.
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[ COUGHS ]
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WELL, I HEARD HE GOT
A PROMOTION.
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HE DID?
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YES, AND TAKE
YOUR STINKY TAIL.
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WELL, I NEED TO GO CALL
THAT BABY, THEN.
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♪♪♪♪
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OKAY. AND THEN, WE HAVE ABOUT
THREE OR FOUR MORE PROJECTS,
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BUT IT SHOULD BE FINISHED
BY MON‐‐
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GUYS, I'M REALLY STARTING
TO FEEL LIKE
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I'M NOT A PART OF THE TEAM.
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OKAY, OKAY!
I'M SORRY!
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TELL THAT TO SOMEONE ELSE.
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YEAH ‐‐ WE'RE NOT LISTENING.
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LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA,
LA, LA, LA, LA!
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I KNOW THAT MATING CALL.
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YEAH, IT'S REAL GROWN‐UP.
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WELL, LOOK, I ‐‐ I PROMISE,
I DIDN'T DO IT ON PURPOSE.
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YES, YOU DID.
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LOOK, I'M SORRY THEY GAVE ME
THE PROMOTION, OKAY?
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BUT THEY DID, SO YOU TWO NEED TO
STOP BEING JUST CHILDREN
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AND JUST FORGIVE ME
AND BE MY FRIEND AGAIN.
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IS ‐‐ WHAT THE ‐‐ WHAT ‐‐?
WHAT'S ‐‐ WHA ‐‐ WHA?
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WHA!
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ARE YOU A NINJA?
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ARE YOU BEING SNIPPY WITH ME?
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I'M JUST SAYIN'.
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‐HEY, DANNY!
‐HEY, GRANDMA.
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‐WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
‐HEY!
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I THINK ABOUT YOU ALL DAY.
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JUST THOUGHT I'D BRING YOU
A LITTLE LUNCH.
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‐AW, THANK YOU.
‐YOU WELCOME.
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WHY?
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WHY, I JUST CAN'T BE NICE
TO MY GRANDSON?
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YEAH, OF COURSE YOU CAN!
239
00:11:57,591 --> 00:11:59,660
BUT IT'S ONLY WHEN
YOU WANT SOMETHIN'.
240
00:11:59,660 --> 00:12:04,605
OH, DANNY,
YOU'RE SUCH A KIDDER.
241
00:12:04,605 --> 00:12:06,106
WELL, YOU BETTER BE NICE TO HIM
242
00:12:06,106 --> 00:12:08,074
'CAUSE WE'RE NOT GONNA BE
NICE TO HIM,
243
00:12:08,074 --> 00:12:11,311
'CAUSE HE'S NOT
BEING NICE TO US.
244
00:12:11,311 --> 00:12:12,946
WELL, WHAT THE HELL?
WHY ARE WE HERE?
245
00:12:12,946 --> 00:12:14,314
WHAT HAPPENED?
246
00:12:14,314 --> 00:12:17,283
DANNY CONVINCED US TO GO ON
A WEEKEND TRIP TOGETHER ‐‐
247
00:12:17,283 --> 00:12:19,520
WHICH WAS DREADFUL,
BY THE WAY.
248
00:12:19,520 --> 00:12:22,022
WHAT? SO I USED
ALL THE BUBBLE BATH.
249
00:12:23,724 --> 00:12:27,528
DOES IT TO ME ALL THE TIME.
250
00:12:27,528 --> 00:12:30,063
ANYWAY, HE STAYED HERE,
251
00:12:30,063 --> 00:12:32,498
HE WORKED,
AND HE GOT A PROMOTION.
252
00:12:32,498 --> 00:12:35,101
YOU GOT A PROMOTION.
253
00:12:35,101 --> 00:12:37,003
‐YEAH.
‐AIN'T THAT NICE?
254
00:12:37,003 --> 00:12:39,205
YEAH, HE TOOK IT
RIGHT OUT FROM UNDER US.
255
00:12:39,205 --> 00:12:42,509
NO, I DIDN'T, I TOLD YOU TWO
I WAS GONNA STAY HOME.
256
00:12:42,509 --> 00:12:45,011
YEAH, BUT YOU DIDN'T STAY HOME.
257
00:12:45,011 --> 00:12:47,881
YOU WENT DOWN TO WORK
ON A SATURDAY,
258
00:12:47,881 --> 00:12:51,217
AND THEN CORPORATE
JUST HAPPENED TO SHOW UP.
259
00:12:51,217 --> 00:12:54,588
YEAH.
260
00:12:54,588 --> 00:12:57,057
AIN'T GOD GOOD?
261
00:12:57,057 --> 00:12:59,693
PRAISE HIM, DANNY!
262
00:12:59,693 --> 00:13:01,334
PRAISE HIM,
DANNY!
263
00:13:01,334 --> 00:13:02,669
‐OOH.
‐THANK YOU.
264
00:13:02,669 --> 00:13:04,337
‐THANK YOU.
‐THANK YOU.
265
00:13:04,337 --> 00:13:06,206
‐THANK YOU.
‐THANK YOU! WHEW.
266
00:13:06,206 --> 00:13:08,141
THANK HIM ONE MORE TIME, DANNY.
267
00:13:08,141 --> 00:13:09,710
YOU GONNA GET
YOUR DUE PROMOTION.
268
00:13:09,710 --> 00:13:12,112
OOH. THERE WE GO.
269
00:13:12,112 --> 00:13:15,616
DANNY, HOW MUCH MONEY
YOU MAKE?
270
00:13:15,616 --> 00:13:17,183
GRANDMA, YOU CAN'T JUST
BRING A PRESENT
271
00:13:17,183 --> 00:13:20,420
AND ASK SOMEBODY HOW MUCH MONEY
THEY MAKE.
272
00:13:20,420 --> 00:13:22,923
WELL, GRANDMA,
I'M NOT TELLING YOU THAT.
273
00:13:22,923 --> 00:13:26,760
YEAH... TELL HER!
WE ALL WANT TO KNOW.
274
00:13:26,760 --> 00:13:28,862
YEAH, WE ALL DO.
275
00:13:28,862 --> 00:13:30,430
WELL, I'M NOT.
276
00:13:30,430 --> 00:13:32,866
SO, GRANDMA, WHAT ARE YOU
REALLY DOING HERE?
277
00:13:32,866 --> 00:13:35,536
I NEED TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT A FEW THINGS.
278
00:13:35,536 --> 00:13:36,870
OKAY.
279
00:13:36,870 --> 00:13:38,772
I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT
YOUR MAMA'S WEDDING.
280
00:13:38,772 --> 00:13:40,173
YEAH?
281
00:13:40,173 --> 00:13:42,208
I FIGURE, WITH YOUR
NEW PROMOTION AND EVERYTHING,
282
00:13:42,208 --> 00:13:45,145
YOU COULD PROBABLY HELP ME WITH
THE WEDDING, PAY FOR IT.
283
00:13:45,145 --> 00:13:47,313
S‐SAY WHAT?
284
00:13:47,313 --> 00:13:52,452
I NEED A LITTLE HELP.
I CAN'T DO IT ALONE.
285
00:13:52,452 --> 00:13:55,622
GRANDMA, I AIN'T GOT IT.
286
00:13:55,622 --> 00:13:58,458
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
HOW MUCH I NEED!
287
00:13:58,458 --> 00:14:00,967
WELL, IT DON'T REALLY MATTER
THE AMOUNT.
288
00:14:00,967 --> 00:14:03,570
I AIN'T GOT IT.
289
00:14:03,570 --> 00:14:06,607
AND HOW DO YOU
KNOW THAT, DANNY?
290
00:14:06,607 --> 00:14:08,942
WELL, IF YOU MUST KNOW,
291
00:14:08,942 --> 00:14:13,246
WHEN I GOT THE PROMOTION,
I DIDN'T GET A RAISE.
292
00:14:13,246 --> 00:14:16,917
YOU AIN'T GET NO RAISE?!
293
00:14:16,917 --> 00:14:19,219
WHAT?!
294
00:14:22,322 --> 00:14:25,258
NO RAISE, EH?
295
00:14:25,258 --> 00:14:29,996
OH...
296
00:14:29,996 --> 00:14:32,365
THEY ALWAYS IN PEOPLE'S BUSINESS
LIKE THAT?
297
00:14:32,365 --> 00:14:34,267
MM‐HMM.
298
00:14:34,267 --> 00:14:38,171
DANNY, YOU JUST GOT DUPED ‐‐
PART THREE!
299
00:14:38,171 --> 00:14:40,040
YES, HE DID.
300
00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:42,776
‐NO, I DIDN'T.
‐YES, YOU DID.
301
00:14:42,776 --> 00:14:46,913
BABY BOY, ANY TIME PEOPLE
CONVINCE YOU TO WORK MORE HOURS
302
00:14:46,913 --> 00:14:49,049
BUT YOU DON'T GET MORE MONEY,
303
00:14:49,049 --> 00:14:52,052
YOU'VE BEEN DUPED.
304
00:14:52,052 --> 00:14:53,787
I'M SO GLAD WE WEREN'T HERE.
305
00:14:53,787 --> 00:14:55,956
‐ME TOO.
‐HE'S AN IDIOT!
306
00:14:55,956 --> 00:14:59,192
‐YEAH.
‐NO, I'M NOT.
307
00:14:59,192 --> 00:15:03,403
HEY! YOU'RE MY IDIOT...
BUT YOU'RE STILL AN IDIOT.
308
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:06,807
THANKS.
BUT NO, I'M NOT.
309
00:15:06,807 --> 00:15:09,175
AM I, GRANDMA?
310
00:15:09,175 --> 00:15:12,746
I'M AFRAID SO, SPORT.
311
00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:15,616
YOU'RE A DAMN IDIOT.
312
00:15:15,616 --> 00:15:18,184
YOU NEVER LET NOBODY WORK YOU
LIKE THAT
313
00:15:18,184 --> 00:15:20,220
WITHOUT GIVING YOU A RAISE!
314
00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:21,722
YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
315
00:15:21,722 --> 00:15:24,357
I KNOW.
316
00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:25,859
ALL RIGHT, WELL,
I'LL JUST CALL THEM
317
00:15:25,859 --> 00:15:27,528
AND TELL THEM I DON'T WANT
THE PROMOTION.
318
00:15:27,528 --> 00:15:29,596
MM, NO, HELL,
YOU AIN'T GONNA DO THAT.
319
00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:31,998
YOU CALL 'EM AND TELL THEM YOU
WANT THE MONEY
320
00:15:31,998 --> 00:15:36,036
THAT COMES WITH THE PROMOTION.
321
00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:39,673
RIGHT.
322
00:15:39,673 --> 00:15:41,174
THAT'S ‐‐
THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO.
323
00:15:41,174 --> 00:15:43,409
‐RIGHT.
‐NICE. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.
324
00:15:43,409 --> 00:15:46,947
YOU'LL BE WORKING AT THAT DAMN
DINER IN NO TIME.
325
00:15:46,947 --> 00:15:49,750
I HEARD Y'ALL
LOOKING FOR A NEW CHEF.
326
00:15:49,750 --> 00:15:54,020
YOU NEED TO COME GET YOU
A SALMON OR TWO, DREW.
327
00:15:56,256 --> 00:15:58,692
NOT A CHANCE.
328
00:15:58,692 --> 00:16:00,967
GO AHEAD, DANNY.
GO AHEAD AND CALL 'EM.
329
00:16:00,967 --> 00:16:02,302
‐GRANDMA!
‐WHAT?
330
00:16:02,302 --> 00:16:04,137
WHY NOW?
331
00:16:04,137 --> 00:16:06,106
'CAUSE I NEED TO KNOW IF YOU'RE
GONNA HELP ME
332
00:16:06,106 --> 00:16:08,241
PAY FOR THIS WEDDING.
333
00:16:08,241 --> 00:16:10,276
LOOK, EVEN IF I GET THE RAISE,
YOU KNOW,
334
00:16:10,276 --> 00:16:13,313
I WON'T SEE THE MONEY
FOR A WHILE.
335
00:16:13,313 --> 00:16:16,182
WELL, I GUESS I JUST HAVE TO
336
00:16:16,182 --> 00:16:18,051
TAKE OUT A LOAN
OR SOMETHING, THEN.
337
00:16:18,051 --> 00:16:20,754
‐ON WHAT?
‐ON MY CAR TITLE.
338
00:16:20,754 --> 00:16:23,256
OOH, NO, GRANDMA.
THOSE LOANS ARE BAD BUSINESS.
339
00:16:23,256 --> 00:16:24,891
AND THAT DEUCE AND A QUARTER...
340
00:16:24,891 --> 00:16:27,293
IS WORTH LESS THAN A QUARTER.
341
00:16:27,293 --> 00:16:29,963
YEAH, BUT THOSE CAR TITLE LOANS,
THEY'RE BAD.
342
00:16:29,963 --> 00:16:31,264
‐TRUST ME.
‐YEAH.
343
00:16:31,264 --> 00:16:33,099
I REALLY DON'T THINK
IT'S A GOOD IDEA.
344
00:16:33,099 --> 00:16:34,901
HONESTLY,
THEY'LL GIVE YOU THE MONEY,
345
00:16:34,901 --> 00:16:36,970
BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO PAY
THE ENTIRE BALANCE.
346
00:16:36,970 --> 00:16:39,305
AND IF YOU DON'T,
WELL, THEY'LL TAKE YOUR CAR.
347
00:16:39,305 --> 00:16:42,442
NOT THAT I KNOW FROM
PERSONAL EXPERIENCE OR ANYTHING.
348
00:16:42,442 --> 00:16:45,646
I JUST READ IT, OR SOMETHING.
349
00:16:48,749 --> 00:16:50,551
WE'LL FIGURE OUT SOMETHING.
350
00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:52,753
GO AHEAD AND CALL THEM, THEN.
GO AHEAD.
351
00:16:52,753 --> 00:16:54,755
OKAY, I'LL ‐‐
I'LL CALL THEM AFTER WORK.
352
00:16:54,755 --> 00:16:56,422
YOU PROMISE?
353
00:16:56,422 --> 00:16:58,458
YES, AND THEN I'LL CALL YOU
WHEN I GET HOME.
354
00:16:58,458 --> 00:17:00,667
‐YOU PROMISE?
‐YES, GRANDMA.
355
00:17:00,667 --> 00:17:01,868
‐OKAY.
‐OKAY.
356
00:17:01,868 --> 00:17:03,837
‐OKAY, GREAT.
‐OKAY, GREAT.
357
00:17:03,837 --> 00:17:06,406
ALL RIGHT.
GUESS I'M GOING TO THE HOUSE.
358
00:17:06,406 --> 00:17:08,008
‐OKAY. YOU GO ON HOME.
‐YEAH.
359
00:17:08,008 --> 00:17:11,878
‐I LOVE YOU.
‐I LOVE YOU MORE, DANNY.
360
00:17:11,878 --> 00:17:14,047
KISS NOISE.
361
00:17:14,047 --> 00:17:17,851
[ KISSES ]
362
00:17:17,851 --> 00:17:20,654
‐BYE, BABY.
‐BYE.
363
00:17:23,456 --> 00:17:27,994
SO, YOU DIDN'T GET A RAISE?
364
00:17:27,994 --> 00:17:30,363
WHAT WERE WE
SO WORRIED ABOUT?
365
00:17:30,363 --> 00:17:32,799
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
366
00:17:32,799 --> 00:17:35,335
I DON'T KNOW.
367
00:17:35,335 --> 00:17:37,538
‐I...
‐I DON'T KNOW.
368
00:17:43,243 --> 00:17:48,649
♪♪♪♪
369
00:17:48,649 --> 00:17:50,884
‐HEY, DANNY.
‐HEY, GRANDMA.
370
00:17:50,884 --> 00:17:53,186
HEY. DID YOU GET YOUR RAISE?
371
00:17:53,186 --> 00:17:56,923
NO.
372
00:17:56,923 --> 00:17:59,292
‐I'M SORRY.
‐IT'S OKAY.
373
00:17:59,292 --> 00:18:01,434
SAID HE'LL RE‐EVALUATE
IN SIX MONTHS.
374
00:18:01,434 --> 00:18:03,336
THAT'S SOME STRAIGHT‐UP BULL‐‐
375
00:18:03,336 --> 00:18:06,372
NO, MM‐MM‐MM!
376
00:18:06,372 --> 00:18:09,776
THAT'S JUST THEIR WAY OF NOT
WANTING TO GIVE YOU THAT RAISE.
377
00:18:09,776 --> 00:18:13,079
NO, IT'S NOT.
378
00:18:13,079 --> 00:18:15,348
YES, IT IS!
I HAVE A DINER.
379
00:18:15,348 --> 00:18:20,220
GRANDMA, YOU'VE NEVER GIVEN
ANYBODY A RAISE.
380
00:18:20,220 --> 00:18:24,625
NOBODY EVER DESERVED A RAISE.
381
00:18:24,625 --> 00:18:27,427
WELL, I HOPE YOU'RE WRONG.
382
00:18:27,427 --> 00:18:31,765
WELL, I DON'T THINK SO
IN THIS CASE.
383
00:18:31,765 --> 00:18:33,634
BUT WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
384
00:18:33,634 --> 00:18:37,270
HOW ARE WE GONNA GET THE MONEY
UP TO PAY FOR HER WEDDING?
385
00:18:37,270 --> 00:18:39,305
MAMA, IS THAT WHAT
THIS IS ALL ABOUT?
386
00:18:39,305 --> 00:18:42,175
WHAT?
387
00:18:42,175 --> 00:18:45,345
THAT'S WHY YOU WANT ME TO WEAR
YOUR HIDEOUS DRESS...
388
00:18:47,881 --> 00:18:52,152
AND HAVE MY RECEPTION
AT YOUR DUSTY DINER.
389
00:18:52,152 --> 00:18:53,854
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
390
00:18:53,854 --> 00:18:55,756
MM‐MM.
391
00:18:55,756 --> 00:18:59,225
AND MY DINER IS NOT DUSTY,
AND MY DRESS IS NOT HIDEOUS.
392
00:19:01,768 --> 00:19:04,938
WELL, MAMA, YOU CAN KEEP YOUR
DRESS AND YOUR DINER,
393
00:19:04,938 --> 00:19:07,207
BECAUSE PHILIP IS PAYING
FOR OUR WEDDING.
394
00:19:07,207 --> 00:19:11,211
HE IS?!
395
00:19:11,211 --> 00:19:14,848
‐YES.
‐REALLY?
396
00:19:14,848 --> 00:19:17,450
YES, MAMA.
397
00:19:17,450 --> 00:19:19,986
WELL, WAIT, I THOUGHT
THE BRIDE'S FAMILY
398
00:19:19,986 --> 00:19:22,388
‐IS SUPPOSED TO ‐‐
‐BOY, GET YOUR MOUTH OFF THAT.
399
00:19:22,388 --> 00:19:26,593
GET YOUR MOUTH OFF THAT!
GET YOUR MOUTH OFF THAT!
400
00:19:28,795 --> 00:19:31,431
PHILIP IS TAKING CARE OF IT.
401
00:19:31,431 --> 00:19:34,467
I KNEW I LIKED HIM.
402
00:19:34,467 --> 00:19:37,237
YEAH, HE SAID HE DIDN'T WANT IT
TO BE A BURDEN ON ANYONE,
403
00:19:37,237 --> 00:19:39,305
SO HE'S ‐‐ HE'S DOING IT.
404
00:19:39,305 --> 00:19:43,910
THAT'S SO BEAUTIFUL.
405
00:19:43,910 --> 00:19:46,913
YOU GOT YOURSELF A GOOD MAN.
406
00:19:54,888 --> 00:19:57,257
♪♪♪♪
407
00:19:57,257 --> 00:20:02,268
SO...
STOP WORRYING, MAMA.
408
00:20:02,268 --> 00:20:04,404
OH, I WASN'T REALLY WORRIED.
409
00:20:06,172 --> 00:20:07,407
YES, YOU WERE.
410
00:20:07,407 --> 00:20:11,344
BOY, SHUT THE HELL UP.
411
00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:14,715
YOU CAN STILL WEAR THAT DRESS,
THOUGH, LINDA.
412
00:20:17,518 --> 00:20:20,220
NO, SHE CAN'T ‐‐ THAT THING IS
UGLY AND IT'S BLACK.
413
00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:22,889
AND IF YOU DON'T
SHUT THE HELL UP,
414
00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:26,359
YOU GONNA BE
UGLY, BLACK AND BLUE!
415
00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:30,130
WELL, YOU'RE GONNA BE
OLD STILL.
416
00:20:30,130 --> 00:20:33,900
AND YOU'RE GONNA BE
STUPID, DANNY.
417
00:20:36,436 --> 00:20:41,775
I'M NOT STUPID, MY MOM SAYS I'M
AS SMART AS I THINK I CAN BE.
418
00:20:41,775 --> 00:20:45,078
THAT'S RIGHT, BABY.
419
00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:52,052
AND SHE AGREED WITH IT.
420
00:20:52,052 --> 00:20:54,855
GOD HELP THE CHILDREN.
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