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WHERE IS HE?

OH, OH, OH, OH, OH!

HERE YOU GO!

YOU'RE LATE.

NOT AS LATE AS SOMEONE.

WHERE'S DREW?

I SAW HER COMING IN.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "COMING IN"?

WHEN I WAS LEAVING,

SHE WAS JUST GETTING IN.

FROM WHERE?

THAT DATE...WITH THAT GUY.

THAT GUY SHE WENT OUT WITH LAST NIGHT?

YEAH. YEAH, I DON'T LIKE HIM.

WELL...

WELL, HOPEFULLY, SHE HAD A GOOD TIME.

[ Chuckling ] YEAH. YEAH. YEAH, YEAH!

[ HOWLING ]

NAH, SHE DIDN'T.

AND HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?

BECAUSE HER HEEL WAS BROKEN,

AND IT LOOKED LIKE SHE HAD BEEN CRYING.

OH, NO.

WHY ARE YOU SMILING?

THAT'S HOW ALL MY DATES END...

WITH A SAM HANDWICH.

WHAT DID YOU SAY TO HER?

NOTHING. YOU DIDN'T?

NO.

WHY NOT?

SHE DIDN'T WANT TO TALK.

SAM, HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?

[ GROANS ]

BECAUSE WHEN A WOMAN'S HAD A ROUGH NIGHT,

SHE JUST WANTS TO HIDE.

NO, THEY DON'T.

I'M WARNING YOU.

SHUT UP, SAM.

HEY, DREW.

DON'T DO IT!

HEY.

HOW WAS YOUR DATE?

IT WAS FINE.

ARE YOU SURE?

YEAH.

WELL, SAM SAID HE SAW YOU

AND YOUR HEEL WAS BROKEN AND YOU WERE CRYING AND ‐‐

[ THUDS ] YOU'RE DOING IT!

THANKS A LOT, SAM.

YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN, DANNY.

I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO IT.

OW.

REALLY?

DREW, UH, YOU OKAY?

[ SIGHS ]

I WAS ACTUALLY HOPING THAT YOU WOULDN'T ASK ME,

BUT, NO, I'M NOT OKAY.

I MEAN, THE DATE WAS AWFUL,

AND THAT GUY ‐‐ HE WAS JUST SO MEAN.

HE LEFT ME ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD

'CAUSE I ‐‐ 'CAUSE I WOULDN'T...

DREW, I'M SO SORRY.

IT'S FINE. [ CHUCKLES ]

THE NERVE OF SOME GUYS, RIGHT?

BUT YOU DON'T DESERVE THAT.

I WOULD NEVER DO THAT TO YOU.

LOOK AT YOU.

YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL, WARM, AND SWEET.

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT.

IT'S OKAY.

I'M HERE FOR YOU.

I LOVE YOU.

AND I WILL ALWAYS BE HERE FOR YOU.

THANK YOU, DANNY.

SURE.

I'LL, UH ‐‐ I'LL GO GET YOU SOME COFFEE.

OKAY.

THANKS.

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CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY DISCOVERY COMMUNICATIONS

OOH.

OOH.

OOH, IS...

IS THAT PEACE AND QUIET I SMELL?

OOOOOH!

[ LAUGHS ]

OHH, REMEMBER LAST TIME...

I HAD THIS MUCH QUI...

Shh!

NOT TOO MUCH, HATTIE MAE.

DON'T GO TALK TOO MUCH.

OOH, I DON'T KNOW THE LAST TIME

IT WAS THIS QUIET IN THIS PLACE...

BUT I LOVE IT!

NICE AND QUIET

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

NOW, GOD...

THIS WOULD BE THE CRUEL, UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT

IF SOMEONE IS KNOCKING AT MY DOOR.

AND IT'S NOT HAPPENING.

IT'S NOT HAPPENING.

I JUST GONNA CLICK MY HEELS THREE TIMES,

AND THEY'RE GONNA GO AWAY.

ONE, TWO, THREE.

GO AWAY, GO AWAY, GO AWAY, GO AWAY.

OKAY. [ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

MS. HATTIE, PLEASE OPEN UP THE DOOR.

I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO TALK TO YOU.

SHE DONE MOVED!

I CAN SEE YOU.

NO, YOU CAN'T.

YES, I CAN.

HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?

WELL, I'M ‐‐ I'M LOOKING THROUGH YOUR GLASS.

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT.

MS. HATTIE, PLEASE, JUST OPEN THE DOOR.

I JUST WANT TO TALK FOR A SECOND.

NO, DREW, I'M TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW,

IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT

FOR AN OLD LADY TO KEEP HER QUIET TIME,

'CAUSE IF SHE DON'T,

SHE JUST GONNA GO ON A REAL KILLING SPREE.

I REALLY NEED YOUR HELP.

DID YOU KILL SOMEONE?

NO.

DID SOMEBODY TRY TO KILL YOU?

MAYBE.

WELL, VERY GOOD. GOOD.

THEN MAYBE THEY'LL SUCCEED...

AND YOU WON'T BE AT MY DAMN DOOR ANYMORE.

MS. HATTIE!

HOLD ON, GIRL. I'M COMING.

DAMN.

COULD YOU HELP ME OUT?

MS. HATTIE!

DREW, I DON'T LIKE TO BE SCARED, NUMBER ONE.

YOU GONNA MAKE ME SHOOT MY DAMN HOUSE UP, DREW.

DO I HAVE TO?

PLEASE, DON'T MAKE ME OPEN MY DOOR.

DAMN!

[ SIGHS ]

HI.

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

[ Voice breaking ] I WOULDN'T HAVE CAME OVER HERE,

BUT I DON'T HAVE ANYONE ELSE TO TALK TO.

ARE YOU CRYING?

YEAH.

WHY? WHAT ‐‐ WHAT ‐‐ WHAT'S WRONG?

I DON'T KNOW.

I'M JUST ‐‐ I'M JUST REALLY HURT RIGHT NOW.

ABOUT WHAT?

DANNY.

OH, LORD, SOMETHING HAPPEN.

OOH, LET ME GET MY POCKETBOOK.

SOMETHING HAPPENED TO DANNY. WHERE'S MY DAMN POCKETBOOK?!

NO. WHO DID IT?!

NO, NOTHING HAPPENED TO DANNY.

IT'S JUST...

WELL, WHAT THE HELL YOU COME OVER HERE ACTING LIKE

SOMETHING WRONG WITH DANNY FOR?

DON'T TELL ME THINGS LIKE THAT.

WHAT IS IT, DREW?

[ SIGHS ] I'M...

I'M IN LOVE WITH DANNY.

BABY, EVERYBODY KNOW THAT.

NO, LIKE, I KNOW YOU GUYS ARE USED TO ME JOKING AND ALL,

BUT...I REALLY AM IN LOVE WITH HIM.

OKAY, GREAT.

SO, WHAT IS GOING ON?

WELL, I WAS WITH HIM AT WORK TODAY,

AND WE WERE SITTING THERE, AND...

WELL, I... I SAW HIM.

DREW, YOU ON THAT STUFF?

NO, MISS HATTIE.

I SAW HIM.

YOU SCARING ME RIGHT NOW.

I'M JUST SAYING, LIKE,

YOU KNOW WHEN YOU FEEL LIKE YOU SAW SOMEONE FOR THE FIRST TIME?

WELL, THAT'S HOW I FELT.

I WAS GOING THROUGH SOMETHING, AND HE WAS THERE FOR ME.

AND HE KISSED ME ON MY FOREHEAD AND...

[SIGHS]

MY HEART SKIPPED A BEAT.

DREW...

YES, WHAT ‐‐ WHAT SHOULD I DO?

GET THE HELL OUT MY HOUSE.

MISS HATTIE.

NO, I MEAN IT.

AND I MEAN IT, TOO.

I AM REALLY IN LOVE WITH HIM.

WELL, DOES DANNY FEEL THE SAME WAY ABOUT YOU?

I DON'T KNOW.

I MEAN, REALLY, I DON'T ‐‐ I DON'T THINK SO.

THEN YOU SHOULD FIND OUT.

HOW?

JUST SAY IT.

NO. NO, I...

I DON'T KNOW ‐‐ I CAN'T, I CAN'T DO THAT.

OKAY, WELL, JUST SIT YOUR DUMB ASS UP HERE

AND WONDER FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

[ SNIFFLES, SIGHS ]

OHH! OKAY, FINE.

I'LL DO IT.

I'LL, UM...

I'LL HAVE A GLASS OF WINE...

OR BOTTLE OR 2 OR 3 OR 4 ‐‐ 50!

[ LAUGHS ]

AND I'LL ‐‐ AND ONE FOR ME.

OH.

OKAY.

ALL RIGHT, I'LL DO IT. [ SIGHS ]

AND IF THAT DON'T WORK...

MAYBE SHOULD TALK TO... THE LION.

WELL, WHAT LION?

YOU REMEMBER THE ONE I WAS TRYING TO CONTACT

WHEN I WAS CLICKING MY HEELS TOGETHER...

FOR YOU TO GO AWAY?

HE DIDN'T SHOW UP FOR ME.

MAYBE THE LION WILL SHOW UP FOR YOU.

HE GIVES OUT COURAGE.

AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT I HEARD.

I NEVER REALLY KNEW ANYBODY THAT GOT SOME.

I COULD REALLY USE SOME COURAGE RIGHT ABOUT NOW.

OKAY, GREAT.

SO, HOW ABOUT YOU USE SOME COURAGE...

AND GET THE HELL OUT? COME ON.

OKAY. YEAH, COME ON.

WELL...

I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU'RE REALLY AWESOME...

OKAY, GREAT.

NO MATTER WHAT EVERYONE SAYS ABOUT YOU.

OKAY, GREAT.

THANK YOU.

OKAY, GREAT.

[ CHUCKLES ] BYE, DREW.

YOU'RE AMAZING.

OKAY, GREAT.

I LOVE YOU. YEAH.

I LOVE EVERYBODY!

[ CHUCKLES ] AND DANNY!

THIS IS TRUE. [ CHUCKLES ]

OKAY, GREAT.

AND THEN SHE JUST LEFT.

I'M SURE SHE'LL BE FINE, BABY.

NOW, COME OVER HERE AND FINISH HELPING ME.

WHAT'S HE DOING?

HELPING HER PLAN THE WEDDING.

HERE YOU GO.

OH, THIS IS NICE.

YEAH, AND THEN YOU CAN USE THE BLUE ONE AGAIN FOR LATER.

DANNY, I LIKE IT.

[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]

NEPHEW!

WHAT?

I THOUGHT YOU WERE PLAYING CARDS!

I AM.

[ High‐pitched ] NO, YOU'RE ‐‐ [CLEARS THROAT]

[ Deep voice ] NO, YOU'RE NOT.

COME OVER HERE AND SIT DOWN.

IT'S YOUR PLAY.

OKAY, OKAY.

THERE YOU GO.

[ BOTH GROAN ]

YOU CAN'T PLAY THAT CARD!

WHY NOT? IT'S RED. IT'LL MATCH THE ROSES.

[ GASPS ] MAMA!

THE ROSES WILL LOOK SO GOOD ON THAT WALL.

[ GROANS ]

YEAH, I THINK SO, TOO, BABY, BUT IT SOUNDS EXPENSIVE.

AH‐AH‐AH.

WE CAN GET THE ROSES FROM THE FLOWER MARKET

BECAUSE I KNOW A GUY.

OH. OH.

I FOLD. [ SCOFFS ]

WHAT'S GOING ON?!

WHY ARE YOU GUYS SO HOSTILE?

BECAUSE THIS IS OUR GAME NIGHT!

AND YOU OVER THERE PLANNING A WEDDING WITH YOUR MAMA.

YOU GUYS KNOW DANNY'S GOOD AT THIS KIND OF THING.

YEAH, WE KNOW.

THANK YOU, MAMA.

YOU'RE WELCOME, SON.

OKAY, I'M GONNA GO TO THE CLOSET AND GRAB SOME MORE MAGAZINES.

SO, I'LL JUST BE THERE IN THE CLOSET...

UNTIL I COME OUT.

OKAY, WELL, I'LL BE HERE WHEN YOU COME OUT THE CLOSET.

I'LL TRY NOT TO GET TRAPPED IN THERE.

[ CHUCKLES ]

LINDA.

WHAT?

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT THIS?

ABOUT WHAT?

WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO HIM.

DOING WHAT?

TAKING ALL THE MAN OUT OF HIM.

NOW, ST‐‐ STOP IT, BOTH OF YOU.

THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH A MAN

LIKING FLOWERS AND WEDDING PLANNING.

OH, WELL, WE KNOW THAT,

BUT THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WHEN IT'S BOYS' NIGHT PLAYING CARDS.

OKAY. OKAY.

THANK YOU. HMM.

NOW. CAN YOU, PLEASE...

FIND AN EXCUSE...

TO LEAVE?!

I DON'T NEED AN EXCUSE, SAM. I'LL JUST GO.

THANK YOU.

WE DON'T WANT ANY WOMEN AROUND HERE.

FINE.

Both: THANK YOU!

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

HI.

DAMN!

HEY, DREW.

HELLO.

UM, IS DANNY HERE?

YEAH, HE'S IN THE CLOSET.

[ CHUCKLES ]

I'LL SAY.

DREW, WE WERE WORRIED ABOUT YOU, WONDERING IF YOU WERE OKAY.

YEAH, SO WORRIED. WHOSE PLAY?

MINE.

I JUST WANTED TO TALK TO DANNY.

OH, HE SHOULD BE COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET ANY MINUTE.

HEY, DREW! I WAS SO WORRIED ABOUT YOU.

THANK YOU. UM, DO YOU HAVE A SECOND?

I JUST WANT TO TALK TO YOU REALLY FAST?

UH, YEAH.

Both: MNH‐MNH‐MNH.

Both: MNH‐MNH.

Both: UNH‐UNH‐UNH.

LOOKING REAL NICE, GOT YOUR LITTLE LINE UP AND STUFF.

OH, THANK YOU. OKAY, FOR SURE.

AHH!

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

I SAID WHOA, A‐WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

HA! HEY!

BUT YOU DID THAT!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

HEY.

DO WHAT YOU JUST DID TO ME AGAIN.

I DIDN'T DO IT THE FIRST TIME.

OKAY, FINE. I'LL DO IT.

OH, DREW, STOP IT! YOU STOP IT!

STOP IT. NO!

DREW! WHAT?

"NO" MEANS NO.

OKAY, BUT...

WHAT'S GOING ON?

DO YOU LIKE ME? DO YOU LIKE ME? DO YOU LIKE ME? DO YOU LIKE ME?

DO YOU LIKE ME?

WHAT?

ARE YOU INTO ME?

DREW...

DO YOU FIND ME ATTRACTIVE,

SEXY, HOT, PLAYA?!

DO YOU THINK I'M ALL THAT

AND A BAG OF CHIPS?!

DREW...

DO YOU THINK I'M HOT?!

'CAUSE I THINK I'M HOT.

[ CHUCKLES ] EVERYBODY KNOW IT.

DREW, YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL GIRL.

[ Imitating Hattie ] I KNEW YOU WANTED ME.

BOO, BOO, BOO, BOO!

MISS HATTIE TAUGHT ME THAT.

YEAH.

BUT JUST WAIT. WAIT.

WHAT?

LOOK, THIS IS NOT...

BUT ‐‐ BUT I THOUGHT YOU SAID I WAS BEAUTIFUL.

YOU ARE.

THEN COME ON! TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME!

YOU CAN GRAB 'EM!

MY BEST ASSET!

DREW, I'M ‐‐ I'M NOT THAT KIND OF GUY.

HMM. THEN WHAT KIND OF GUY ARE YOU?

WHY YOU GOT TO SAY IT LIKE THAT?

I DON'T KNOW, MAN.

YOU WAS JUST IN THE CLOSET.

I WAS GETTING A MAGAZINE FOR MY MAMA.

THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY.

[ Lisping ] "I WAS JUST GETTING A MAGAZINE FOR MY MAMA."

I DIDN'T SAY IT LIKE THAT.

AND I'M YOUR FRIEND.

OH, YOU'RE JUST MY FRIEND?

NOW HE JUST MY GIRLFRIEND.

I'M YOUR FRIEND, AND WE'RE NOT LIKE THAT.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

DREW, I'M SORRY.

FOR WHAT?

I DON'T SEE YOU THAT WAY.

YOU DON'T?

NO.

[ SIGHS ]

WELL, THEN, WHAT WAS ALL THAT IN THE OFFICE TODAY?

ALL OF WHAT?

WHEN WE WERE IN THERE.

YOU WERE SAYING ALL THOSE REALLY NICE THINGS TO ME.

THEN YOU GAVE ME

A KISS ON MY FOREHEAD.

YOU TOLD ME I WAS BEAUTIFUL.

YOU EVEN SAID YOU LOVED ME.

I KNOW YOU HAD A ROUGH DATE WITH THAT GUY,

AND I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I WAS HERE FOR YOU.

SO, YOU WERE JUST BEING NICE?

YES, BUT I MEANT WHAT I SAID.

SO, THEN, YOU DO LIKE ME?

AS A FRIEND. I LOVE YOU.

OH, I KNOW YOU LOVE ME.

[ CHUCKLES ] YOU WANT ME TO WEAR IT OUT.

DREW, YOU'RE GONNA FIND A REALLY NICE GUY.

AND I'M JUST NOT HIM.

[ SIGHS ]

OKAY. ALL RIGHT.

BUT THE OFFER STILL STANDS.

DREW, JUST BRING IT IN.

OH, WE CAN BRING IT IN.

NOT LIKE THAT.

FINE, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.

I GOT IT. I GOT THIS.

O‐OKAY.

JUST LET IT RIDE. DON'T PUT ‐‐

HEY! IT'S JUST ‐‐ NO.

HEY, HEY, HEY! WHAT YOU DOING? AAH!

YOU NASTY. IT'S JUST A HUG.

YOU'RE... YOU SO CRAZY.

IT'S JUST A HUG. YOU ARE, YEAH.

WOULD YOU JUST HUG ME!

MS. LINDA, HE'S SO WILY!

[ LAUGHS ]

ALL RIGHT.

THANK YOU.

FOR...?

FOR NOT TAKING ADVANTAGE OF ME.

I WOULD NEVER DO THAT TO YOU.

YOU PROMISE?

I PROMISE.

BUT YOU KNOW YOU CAN IF YOU WANT TO.

DREW...

WE COULD GO BACK TO THE CRIB‐O.

I WANT TO MAKE THIS WORK.

IT AIN'T GONNA WORK.

AIN'T GONNA WORK? MNH‐MNH.

OKAY.

BUT, UH, I'M GONNA GO BACK AND PLAY SOME CARDS.

OKAY. ALL RIGHT.

I GOT SOME THINGS I CAN PLAY WITH, TOO.

I PLAY WITH THEM A LOT.

OKAY, WELL, UH, GREAT TALK.

YEAH. ABSOLUTELY.

I HOPE THIS DOESN'T GET WEIRD, YOU KNOW?

YEAH. WELL PAST THAT POINT.

OKAY, THIS IS AWKWARD.