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THEN SHE'LL COME OVER TO OUR APARTMENT.

YEAH.

I LIKE THAT. I LIKE THAT.

YEAH. THEN WE'LL ALL YELL "SURPRISE!"

SURPRISE! SHH.

SHE'S GONNA BE SO HAPPY.

I KNOW, RIGHT?

YOU KNOW WHAT, DANNY?

I'M SO PROUD OF YOU,

AND I'M SO PROUD OF THE WAY YOU'RE SO PROUD OF YOUR MAMA.

ARE YOU? YEAH.

ESPECIALLY AFTER ALL THAT STUFF SHE DONE DONE.

[ LAUGHS ]

WELL, YOU JUST PLANNING THIS FOR HER AND EVERYTHING,

AND SHE'S KNOCKED UP FROM A MAN SHE AIN'T EVEN MARRIED TO.

[ LAUGHS ]

UNCLE FLOYD.

I MEAN, IT'S LIKE RUNNING AROUND BEING A $2 WHORE.

UNCLE FLOYD. HUH?

WHAT?

I MEAN, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE PLANNING HER BABY SHOWER NOW,

SO IT'S ALL GOOD.

YEAH.

YEAH, YOU RIGHT, FLOYD. YOU RIGHT.

GUYS, YOU'RE NOT MAKING ME FEEL GOOD ABOUT THIS.

SO, LET'S GET BACK TO PLANNING THE BABY SHOWER FOR MY MOTHER.

OKAY. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

YOU RIGHT, YOU RIGHT. YOU ‐‐ OKAY.

SHH.

IT SHOULD BE FUN, THOUGH. MM‐HMM.

IT SHOULD BE FUN. YEAH.

DID YOU R‐REMEMBER TO INVITE DREW AND SAM?

YEAH, THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY OVER SO I CAN TELL THEM.

OH, HELL, YOU KN‐‐

MNH‐MNH.

YOU KNOW THEY TELL EVERYTHING THEY KNOW.

JUST A GENERAL CONVERSATION, IT SLIP OUT THEY MOUTH.

JUST CALL THEM "SLIPPY‐TALK SAM AND DREW."

JUST CALL DREW "HOTEL."

'CAUSE THAT HO TELL EVERYTHING SHE KNOW.

YEAH. YEAH.

BUT WE GONNA HAVE TO BE QUIET, THOUGH, 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW,

LINDA'S IN THE KITCHEN. RIGHT, RIGHT.

YOUR CHANCE TO TELL THEM NOW. OKAY, HELP ME, HELP ME.

QUICKLY.

Floyd: HEY!

HEY. HEY, ALL RIGHT.

SLIPPY‐TONGUE SAM IS HERE.

STAND UP FOR WHAT?

WHAT IS GOING ON?

SHH!

I'M MISSING SOMETHING.

SHH!

YOU'RE GONNA BE MISSING YOUR DAMN TEETH

IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP.

OKAY... DANNY, WHAT'S GOING ON?

SHH.

FLOYD?

SHH!

AH! AH.

DAMN. UGH.

YOU GOT A SPRINKLER SYSTEM IN YOUR MOUTH.

FLOYD DON'T "SHH" WITH THAT GAP IN YOUR TEETH.

PROJECTILE MIST.

MY MOUTH WAS DRY.

I COULDN'T TELL THE WAY YOU WASHED THAT TABLE DOWN.

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WHAT IS GOING ON, GUYS?

SHH, SHH, SHH...

FLOYD! THE SPIT, MAN!

I DID IT AGAIN? I'M SORRY.

YEAH, YOU JUST SHAMPOOED HER HAIR THERE.

A HURRICANE NAMED FLOYD.

ALL RIGHT, I MEAN, BUT STILL SHH!

OKAY, I GUESS THEY CALLED US DOWN HERE

TO SHUSH AND SPIT ON US.

FINE.

HERE YOU GO. THANK YOU.

HEY. Hattie: HEY.

HEY, DREW AND SAM.

ARE WE ALLOWED TO SAY HI?

I'M NOT SURE. SHH!

OF COURSE YOU CAN SAY HI, SILLY.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? [ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ]

[ ALL LAUGH NERVOUSLY ]

THEN WHY DO YOU KEEP TELLING US TO "SHH!"?

[ ALL LAUGH NERVOUSLY ]

SHE'S SO CRAZY. YEAH.

I'M CRAZY?

YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE.

[ ALL LAUGH NERVOUSLY ]

OKAY, WHATEVER, FINE. HI, LINDA.

HI. HEY.

HOW ARE YOU?

I'M GOOD.

HOW'S THE BABY?

SHH!

BABY'S GOOD. IT'S GOOD.

ANY IDEA HOW LONG YOU'LL BE WORKING HERE

WITH THAT THING GROWING INSIDE OF YOU?

I'M NOT SURE EXACTLY BUT PROBABLY UNTIL MY DUE DATE.

NO, LINDA!

MAMA.

WHAT, YOU EXPECT TO HAVE THAT BABE UP IN HERE?

I AIN'T CLEANING NO DAMN MESS.

OKAY, YOU GUYS HAVE ONE LAST TIME

TO TELL US WHAT IS GOING ON.

YEAH, YEAH, TELL US.

WELL, WE'RE PLANNING A SURPRISE BABY SHOWER FOR MY MOM,

AND WE DON'T WANT TO TIP HER OFF.

OH, IS THAT WHY YOU WERE SHUSHING US?

YEAH. YEAH.

THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST SAID THAT, MAN!

WE WOULD HAVE SAID THAT, BUT WE KNOW

THAT YOU CAN'T KEEP YOUR DAMN MOUTH SHUT, MAN!

THIS IS GONNA BE SO MUCH FUN.

WE'RE GONNA HAVE IT THIS FRIDAY NIGHT AT THE APARTMENT.

[ LAUGHTER ]

SHE'S GONNA BE SO EXCITED!

OKAY, SO, GRANDMA, I ALREADY ORDERED THE CAKE.

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS PICK IT UP, OKAY?

OKAY, GREAT. OKAY.

UH, DANNY, BABE? UH‐HUH.

WHERE THE CAKE AT?

IT'S AT THE BAKERY.

OKAY, GREAT. OKAY.

GREAT.

UH, DANNY, BABE?

WHAT BAKERY WOULD THAT BE?

THE ONE I ORDERED IT FROM.

OKAY, GREAT.

Drew: AWESOME, MOVING ON.

DANNY?

OH.

DO YOU HAVE THE ADDRESS TO THAT BA‐‐

GRANDMA, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

I'LL JUST GO GET THE DAMN CAKE MYSELF.

OKAY, GREAT. YEAH.

OKAY, AND, UH, SAM, I NEED YOU TO HELP WITH THE ‐‐

SHH.

IT'S TOO DARN HOT.

Woman: WOULD NEVER SEE...

[ LAUGHS ] THAT'S MY SHOW THERE.

HERE HE GOES. JUMP!

SAM, CAN YOU PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT I'M SAYING, PLEASE,

AND NOT THE TV?

I AM PAYING ATTENTION.

TO WHAT I'M SAYING.

OKAY.

THANK YOU. WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?

HELP DREW WITH THE DECORATIONS.

OKAY.

AND NOTHING SEXUAL.

DREW.

DON'T WORRY.

I'LL...KEEP AN EYE ON HIM.

YOU PROMISE?

TOUCH ME,

AND YOU'LL LIVE YOUR LIFE AS A EUNUCH.

FINE! DO YOU WANT ANY PARTY FAVORS?

PARTY FAVORS, YES.

SEXUAL FAVORS, NO.

MAYBE.

I'M NOT SURE YET.

SEXUAL FAVORS, TO BE DETERMINED.

DANNY, HOW DO YOU SUPPOSE WE GET YOUR MOTHER OVER HERE?

OOH, OOH! I CAN ANSWER THAT ONE.

TRICK HER.

HOW, FLOYD?

WE TELL HER THAT DANNY'S BEEN SHOT!

THE WOMAN IS PREGNANT.

AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

THAT SHE'LL RUSH OVER HERE IN A PANIC AND THINK I'M HURT.

YOUR MAMA DON'T CARE NOTHING ABOUT YOU.

YES, SHE DOES.

YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE RIGHT.

I WAS THINKING ABOUT YOUR GRANDMOTHER.

YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.

I AIN'T GOING RUNNING FOR NOBODY.

ESPECIALLY IF THERE AIN'T NO DAMN CAKE.

WHAT ABOUT ME, MISS HATTIE?

I'D JUMP THROUGH HULA‐HOOPS FOR YOU, SAM.

YOU WANT SOME CAKE?

SEEING AS HOW I'M THE SMARTEST ONE OF THE BUNCH...

...I HAVE A BRIGHT IDEA.

HOW ABOUT WE JUST CALL PHILIP'S ASS?

[ LAUGHS ] EHH.

THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A SURPRISE, ALL RIGHT?

SO I DON'T EVEN THINK WE SHOULD CALL HIM.

WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT?

'CAUSE HE TELLS LINDA EVERYTHING.

I'LL FIGURE OUT A WAY NOT TO TELL HIM

BUT KIND OF TELL HIM.

OH, GO ON. JUST GO RUN YOUR ERRANDS.

DO WHAT YOU GOT TO DO, AND I'LL GIVE PHILIP A CALL.

COME ON. UNH‐UNH. THIS IS A TWO‐MAN JOB.

YEP.

[ Phone rings ]

HI, DANNY. DANNY: Hey, Philip.

HOW'S IT GOING? PRETTY GOOD.

HEY, LISTEN, UM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS FRIDAY NIGHT?

UM, NOTHING MUCH.

OKAY, UH, YOU THINK YOU COULD BRING MY MOM

OVER TO OUR PLACE?

THIS FRIDAY? YEAH. PLEASE.

OKAY, I'LL TALK TO HER. Okay.

UH, WHAT'S GOING ON?

NOTHING AT ALL.

OKAY.

OKAY, I‐I JUST WANT HER TO COME OVER.

UH, WELL, I'LL ‐‐ I‐I'LL TALK TO HER.

OKAY, WELL, YOU DO THAT.

ALL RIGHT. BYE.

Bye.

IT'S GONNA BE FUN!

HEY, BABY. WHO WAS THAT?

THAT WAS DANNY.

OH, WHAT DID HE WANT?

HE WANTED TO KNOW IF YOU WANTED TO COME BY HIS PLACE ON FRIDAY.

YOU KNOW WHAT? I‐I'M REALLY TIRED,

AND I'D RATHER JUST REST.

THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. OKAY, GREAT.

SO, IT'S JUST YOU AND ME.

I LOVE THAT. MM.

[ CHUCKLES ]

All: SURPRISE!

OH, IT'S JUST UNCLE FLOYD. UGH.

WHERE'S LINDA?

HELL, I DON'T KNOW.

SHE SHOULD HAVE BEEN HERE BY NOW.

OH, LET ME CALL.

[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]

HEY, BABY. MAMA? WHERE ARE YOU?

I'M AT PHILIP'S HOUSE.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE COMING OVER TO OUR PLACE.

OH, NO, PHILIP HAS A VERY SPECIAL SURPRISE

FOR ME HERE TONIGHT. SAY WHAT?

UH, HE SAID PUT ON A PRETTY DRESS

AND WAIT UPSTAIRS FOR HIM ALL DAY.

LET ME TALK TO HIM.

OKAY, BUT I HAVE TO YELL DOWNSTAIRS

BECAUSE I'M NOT ALLOWED TO GO DOWN THERE YET, SO HOLD ON.

PHILIP! Philip: YES, HONEY?

Danny's on the phone.

DANNY? DANNY, MY ASS.

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

You were supposed to bring my mom over here.

I had a surprise for her. NO, YOU DIDN'T.

YES, I DID.

YOU SAID IT WASN'T ANYTHING IMPORTANT.

WELL, I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR HER OVER HERE.

OH, WELL, I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR HER HERE, TOO.

LOOK, PHILIP, I HAVE AN APARTMENT FULL OF PEOPLE.

REALLY? YOU KNOW A HOUSEFUL OF PEOPLE?

LOOK, PHILIP, JUST GET HER OVER HERE.

LOOK, WE HAVEN'T HAD MUCH TIME ALONE, SO ‐‐

AND PLUS, THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT.

PHILIP.

LOOK, I'VE GOT TO GO, ALL RIGHT?

Philip. BYE.

HEY, DON'T YOU HANG UP ON ME. FLIP! DAMN IT!

WELL, WHAT DID HE SAY?

HE SAID HE HAD A SURPRISE PLANNED FOR HER,

AND THEY'RE NOT COMING.

OH, HELL NO!

I KNOW!

UNH‐UNH, AND I GOT MY HAIR DID

BY MY GIRL TALIA AND EVERYTHING.

OH, I'M SO DAMN MAD.

HEY! CALM DOWN, DANNY.

WELL, THIS HERE IS JUST NOT RIGHT HERE.

I KNOW IT'S NOT.

I GUESS WE MIGHT AS WELL GATHER THESE THINGS UP

AND PUT THEM AWAY.

GRANDMA, YOU KNOW WE CAN'T PUT THIS STUFF AWAY.

IT WON'T KEEP.

YEAH, BUT HE ALREADY GOT

SOMETHING OTHER ELSE PLANNED FOR HER!

THE HELL HE IS.

W‐WE'RE GOING OVER THERE.

WHAT A MINUTE NOW, BABY?

NOW, I KNOW WE KID PEOPLE AND EVERYTHING,

BUT I DON'T THINK THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.

I DON'T GIVE A DAMN! EVERYBODY GET OUT!

GET OUT! COME ON, GET OUT!

OUT! OUT! OUT!

THERE YOU GO! GET A PEP IN YOUR STEP!

PEP IN YOUR STEP, PEOPLE!

LET'S GO!

WELL DONE!

NOW, ALL THE FAMILY, GET IN THE CAR.

SAM, DREW, Y'ALL CAN COME, TOO.

COME ON, LET'S GO. COME ON, GRANDMA.

PEP IN YOUR STEP, SAM. LET'S GO!

GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!

YOU BETTER ‐‐ YOU BETTER GET GOING.

YOU BETTER. I'M GOING.

OKAY, WATCH YOUR STEP. I GOT YOU.

OKAY. WATCH YOUR STEP.

OKAY. STEP DOWN.

WAIT. WAIT A MINUTE, BABE. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

JUST ONE STEP AT A TIME. OKAY.

YOU OKAY? OKAY, YES.

AND HERE'S ANOTHER STEP.

OKAY. ALL RIGHT.

WALK, WALK. OKAY.

WALK, WALK. WALK.

THERE'S ANOTHER STEP. THERE WE GO.

OKAY. VERY GOOD.

OKAY. NOW YOU'RE GOOD.

OKAY. STAY RIGHT THERE.

OKAY. OKAY, SO ‐‐ SO, OKAY.

SO, YOU MADE ME GET ALL DRESSED UP

AND WAIT UPSTAIRS ALL DAY.

WHY?

OPEN YOUR EYES.

OOH, OOH.

OH.

OH. YEAH, SO.

OH, MY GOSH. YOU LIKE?

OH, MY GOSH. YOU LIKE?

PHILIP. OH!

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

I WANTED TO DO SOMETHING VERY SPECIAL FOR YOU

AND LET YOU KNOW THAT ‐‐

[ KNOCKING ON DOOR ]

WHAT THE HELL?

Danny: OPEN THIS DAMN DOOR!

DANNY?

YEAH!

UH... DANNY?

CAN I? TH‐‐C‐C...

HEY, B‐‐ OOH, OOH, OOH.

WE DON'T LIKE THIS.

WAIT. WAIT A MINUTE.

WHAT IS GOING ON?

DANNY ACTING LIKE HATTIE.

DANNY?

I JUST SPENT ALL THIS MONEY TRYING TO SURPRISE YOU

FOR A BABY SHOWER, AND YOU CAN'T COME OVER 'CAUSE OF HIM?!

DANNY! WHAT?

LOOK AROUND.

I CAN'T LOOK AROUND.

I'M SO DAMN MAD, I CAN'T SEE STRAIGHT.

DANNY.

WHAT?

LOOK AROUND, BABY.

LOOK.

OH, THIS IS NICE.

WHAT ARE ALL THESE FLOWERS DOING HERE?

I COULDN'T BRING YOUR MOTHER OVER TO YOUR HOUSE

BECAUSE I WAS TRYING TO DO THIS.

BUT I WASN'T EXPECTING THE FAMILY TO DROP IN.

YEAH, WELL, WE DONE DONE THAT.

WELL, ANYWAY...

LINDA...

[ PIANO MUSIC PLAYS ]

UM...

I HAVE SOMETHING SPECIAL I'M GONNA SAY TO YOU.

AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT

I MEAN THIS FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART.

♪♪ SO, YOU'RE AFRAID ♪♪

♪♪ I SEE IT IN YOUR EYES ♪♪

♪♪ AND YOU'RE UNSURE ♪♪

♪♪ FOR THE SECOND, SECOND TIME ♪♪

♪♪ TRUST ME, I WON'T HURT YOU ♪♪

♪♪ JUST LOVE ME THE WAY THAT I'M LOVING YOU ♪♪

♪♪ SO BELIEVE IN ME ♪♪

♪♪ I WANT TO TELL YOU SO MUCH ♪♪

♪♪ TO BELIEVE IN ME ♪♪

♪♪ MY HEART YEARNS FOR YOUR LOVE ♪♪

♪♪ SO RECEIVE FROM ME ALL THIS LOVE ♪♪

♪♪ I HAVE BEEN WAITING ♪♪

♪♪ IF YOU JUST ♪♪

♪♪ BELIEVE IN ME ♪♪

♪♪ DON'T PUSH ME AWAY ♪♪

♪♪ I'LL MAKE EVERYTHING OKAY ♪♪

♪♪ DON'T RUN AWAY FROM ME ♪♪

♪♪ I'LL LOVE YOU ANYWAY ♪♪

♪♪ 'CAUSE YOU'RE MY ANGEL ♪♪

♪♪ THE ONE THAT I ADORE ♪♪

♪♪ GIRL, YOU'RE THE ONLY WOMAN I PRAYED FOR ♪♪

♪♪ SO BELIEVE IN ME ♪♪

♪♪ I WANT TO TELL YOU SO MUCH ♪♪

♪♪ TO BELIEVE IN ME ♪♪

♪♪ MY HEART YEARNS FOR YOUR LOVE ♪♪

♪♪ SO, RECEIVE FROM ME ALL THIS LOVE ♪♪

♪♪ I HAVE BEEN WAITING ♪♪

♪♪ IF YOU JUST BELIEVE ♪♪

♪♪ COME RUN AWAY WITH ME, BABY ♪♪

♪♪ PLEASE COME RUN AWAY WITH ME ♪♪

♪♪ BECAUSE OUR LOVE, OUR LOVE CAN MOVE MOUNTAINS ♪♪

♪♪ JUST TAKE MY HAND ♪♪

♪♪ AND TOGETHER, WE WILL STAND ♪♪

♪♪ WILL YOU MARRY ME? ♪♪

♪♪ I WANT TO BE YOUR HUSBAND ♪♪

♪♪ WILL YOU MARRY ME? ♪♪

♪♪ I LOVE YOU SO MUCH ♪♪

♪♪ BABY, TAKE FROM ME ♪♪

♪♪ ALL THE LOVE I HAVE THAT'S BEEN WAITING ♪♪

♪♪ IF YOU'LL SAY YOU WILL MARRY ♪♪

♪♪ MARRY ME ♪♪

[ VOCALIZES ]

♪♪ MARRY ME, LINDA ♪♪

♪♪ SAY YOU'LL MARRY ME ♪♪

♪♪ MARRY, MARRY ME ♪♪

WILL YOU MARRY ME?

OH.

YES.

[ APPLAUSE ]

WHOO! YEAH.

Danny: WOW.

OH. YOU CAN SING.

[ LAUGHTER ]

I LOVE YOU.

I LOVE YOU, TOO.

Sam: WHOO! YEAH.

Floyd: RIGHT ON.

I JUST WANT TO SEE HOW HE GOT THAT PIANO IN THE DOOR.

OH.

Floyd: OH, DAMN.

THERE, OKAY.

WHAT, HATTIE ‐‐ HATTIE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

WELL...

HATTIE. I DON'T DO PURSES.

I GOT A LITTLE SOMETHING THAT I WANT TO DO ‐‐

AN "A" AND A "B" SELECTION.

[ CHORD PLAYS ]

JUST "A." JUST "A."

♪♪ WON'T YOU COME ♪♪

♪♪ COME LURE ME IN ♪♪

MNH‐MNH.

♪♪ I WANT YOU TO COME LURE ♪♪

♪♪ COME LURE ME, BABY ♪♪

♪♪ OH, YEP, YOU DO ♪♪